June 30th, 2011

Caption Contest Winner

With nearly 200 thumbs up, the winner of last Friday’s caption contest is Yeah It’s Me Again with:

“UK Army provide boiled egg to go with soldiers…”

Guido thought there were funnier ones, but it’s the will of the people. Get in touch Mr Yeah for your prize of two tickets to see Yes, Prime Minister which returns to the West End from 6 July at the Apollo Theatre. Guido saw it last time round and it’s very funny.


49 Comments

  1. 1
    Gordon Brown says:

    twats

  2. 2
    Eeu to me says:

    Hell Guido, you seem to be in pain having to extract money from your wallet to pay for the prize tickets.

  3. 3
    Sybil Fawlty says:

    Someone spent ages opening and closing their browser and voting for their own caption

  4. 4
    Michael Caine says:

    That’s a bit over the top. You’re only supposed to promise a prize.

  5. 5
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Just listened to most biased BBC report ever heard on Today programme
    on strike with not a single supporter of strike interviewed.Disgrace

  6. 6
    Moussa Koussa fail says:

    Fail!

    We all know Billy doesn’t surface until lunchtime and doesn’t post unless it’s No1

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Passing on freebies, I guess.

  8. 8
    The BBC are cunts says:

    Us ? Biased ??

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    They deserve the prize for commitment?

  10. 10
    Spartacus says:

    I am Mr Yeah

  11. 11
    Sybil Fawlty says:

    More repeats than the BBC

  12. 12
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Who is the voluptuous Cheyanne Tiffy ( http://twitter.com/#!/CheyTiffy ) and how did she come to having your credit card, Fawkes? Do enlighten us…

  13. 13
    Backwoodsman says:

    Billy ( Hague, not our one) probably wishes he was Spartacus !

  14. 14
    Billy Bowden AKA Mr Yeah says:

    Yipppeeeeee ! I’ve Won

  15. 15

    This is outrageous! Tradition demands that prizes are promised but never delivered.

    Outraged of Tunbridge Wells.

  16. 16
    Billy Bowden AKA Mr Yeah says:

    The answer is a couple of tweets down “I found your pin number on a piece of tissue”
    and i’ve done £1,650 up to now !
    Enough said !

  17. 17
    The moral winner says:

    phh says:
    June 24, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    In the interest of reducing spending, I am happy to share a room with any of them, apart from that one with her hair tied back

  18. 18

    Have you seen her tats? It would take all day to read them…

  19. 19
    G Brown lover of prudence says:

    The striking union men and women have a new mantra. They refuse to join the race to the bottom. I’m proud to say I started that race to the bottom.

  20. 20
    smoggie says:

    The Simon Cowell Prize for manipulation more like.

  21. 21

    If the pin number was written on a piece of tissue and this was still legible, then it is probable that no bodily fluids were exchanged.

  22. 22
    Tax Payer says:

    Yeah, that’s good. But why moral?

  23. 23
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    Only Billy has the time for that…

  24. 24
    The Mechanical Turk says:

    The Johann Prize, shurely.

  25. 25
    The Mechanical Turk says:

    … or even the Orwell …

  26. 26
    HandsomeDavid says:

    Guido checked their isp and noted that they lived in Aberdeen.

  27. 27
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Perhaps they’re available in Braille?

  28. 28
  29. 29
    Yeah It's Me Again... says:

    Well wasn’t I Clever…

  30. 30
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The Tories are out to rob the poor to pay the rich. They want to cut the pensions of millions of working class people to fill the hole left after the bank ­bailouts. Workers will be left to grow old in poverty while bankers still live the …high life on their obscene bonuses. Workers are told they will have to work longer, pay more and receive less when they do finally retire. Yet none of the super-rich public schoolboys who dominate the Tory-Lib Dem cabinet will have to worry about their old age. We won’t let them get away with it. They are facing a huge fightback. This week 750,000 public sector workers have come together in a magnificent show of strength to tell the Tories to back off. The NUT and ATL teachers’ unions, alongside the civil service PCS union and a section of the UCU lecturers’ union were set to join the national one-day strike this Thursday. Their strike is a beacon of hope for millions who want to see the Tories beaten. Thousands of council workers were also set to join the fight on 30 June. And across the country workers, ­students and activists have organised solidarity with the strikers. People have seen the wave of struggles across Europe, the general strikes in Greece and the city occupations in Spain. They are longing for a bit of that struggle here in Britain. This week is just the beginning. The unity that has been forged across the working class can be the basis for even greater mass strikes in the autumn. Our greatest strength is our unity. The Tories are terrified of the prospect of millions of workers taking action together. They want to divide us and make us blame each other for poverty, low pay and unemployment. We can’t let them get away with it. That’s why every trade unionist and activist must go all-out to build on this week’s strikes for the sort of action in the autumn that can stop the Tories’ attacks—and bring this government down

  31. 31

    Johann Hari “… hadn’t had any training”. Deborah Orr

    Leave an untrained dog in your sitting room and it will shit on your sofa.

  32. 32
    Tax Payer says:

    He went to (?) Cambridge? Surely they mentioned little things like attribution and plagiarism there?

  33. 33
    FT says:

    i wouldn’t mind paying teachers more if they were any good

    i went to a west midlands comprehensive and the majority of teachers i was taught by had clearly indentifiable personality disorders

    our french teacher regularly would “forget” to zip up his fly

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    I bet one of them told you to use a capital for the first person, and at the start of a sentence, though.

  35. 35
    Sunny days are here again says:

    So no change your mate Brown robbed the poor to pay to be nasty to the tories, 10% upto 20% tax on the lower paid, you forgot that wally.

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    Probably the winner is a m.p. claiming Aberdeen as the “main home” whilst actually living in the “London second home”.It has been known y’know.

  37. 37

    Yeah! It’s what you do to get a degree nowadays, innit!!!?

  38. 38
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Working your way from right to left…?

  39. 39
    Stinkfinger says:

    Poverty,low pay and unemployment….Labour should have done something about that.They had enough fucking time.
    Watch house prices go up by 5 times national average earnings.That is what they did and that is where the fucking bailout money went to pay for it.

  40. 40
    misterned says:

    Brown doubled the income tax on the poorest workers, and if they had opted out of SERPS, he halved their pensions too.

    The very modest value of my pension pot was slashed by labour.

    The tories wanting the over-paid, over-protected and over stuffed state-sector to only give a tiny bit more shows the tories to actually be far more working-class-friendly than labour were when in power.

    I cannot understand why lefties despise the poor and the working class so much.

    I have absolutely ZERO agreement, concern or sympathy for these pampered and spoiled strikers.

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    Hard to believe it’s the real Billy; still looking for spelling mistakes.

  42. 42

    Onwards and upwards. Family motto.

  43. 43
    FT says:

    i bet you got bummed by your best friends big brother

  44. 44
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Only nursie is involved in a race to your bottom.

  45. 45
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    It’s a Tatrant

  46. 46
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    “…by whom I was taught” would be an improvement.

  47. 47
    55% ABV says:

    “Guido thought there were funnier ones, but it’s the will of the people”,

    which sums up the problem of mob-rule (in Greek, democracy).

    What a ferkin’ shambolic way to run anything!

    The funniest should win a funny contest.

    The ablest should win an able contest.

    The baddest should win a bad contest, etc.

    You’re a bloody relativist, man: such things are not decided by percentages.

  48. 48
    David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    I’m looking for the next war.

  49. 49
    Jimmy says:

    “Guido saw it last time round and it’s very funny.”

    To be fair, you also think Rich and Mark are funny.


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