June 30th, 2011

Weird Ed Repeats Himself Over and Over


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    I'll have a P please, Bob says:


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      Paddy says:


      • 27
        Anonymous says:

        He’s such an eerie oddball, he’s almost as bad a Brown.

        • 39
          Matthew R Palmer says:

          someone give him a one way ticket to Switzerland and a trip to a clinic

          • Anonymous says:

            What a bunch of complete knobs you lot are. It’s deliberate and is done to provide a sound bite for TV news. Gideon does it frequently; or it some how different when he does it?

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          “Not available in your area” – BBC

          Come on, you white powder monkeys! What is so precious about your Obergruppenführer that you cannot let me watch him make a cock of himself outside the confines of the UK? Is it perhaps that you know that anyone who has emigrated is unconvertible? Unable to be subliminally manipulated? Beyond the reach of your chattering classes diktat?

          Fuck you BBC! Fuck your management. Fuck your producers. Fuck your stars. Fuck your newsreaders. Fuck every fibre of your being! If you could be wounded by the bad feelings of others, you would all be dead now. Surely your days must be numbered. You sp.eak for no one.

          • Southern Softy says:

            The bbc is not fit for purpose.
            Every programme is interrupted by trailers for programmes I do not wish to watch. Usually there are two trailers but increasingly there are three.
            The radio is bombarded by adverts for presenters I will not listen to.
            TV editing is by people on mescalin and an overdose of speed.
            My brain cannot process information which changes several times a second.
            FFS think of your audience not yourselves.

          • God is an Englishman. says:

            If you want to access BBCi player or the ITV player from outside the UK, do try Expat Shield, which is free and assigns you a UK IP address, so the goddamns think you ARE in their region.

          • Thanks, God, my old pal. But can anyone explain what cause is served by blocking uncommercial content of this sort from people? Is it because they are incapable of rational thought in the BBC or is it the only way they can get a woody from wielding their power?

          • Anonymous says:

            It’s either cos of rights or cos of a cock up.

          • A Pensioner says:

            In a peverse sort of way, this give you credit for having emigrated and being outside the orbit of the ministry of truth.

        • 168
          Osborne fucking the economy says:

          A new generation will be condemned to a life on benefits without tougher measures to stem the flow of migrant workers, Iain Duncan Smith is to warn today.
          The Work and Pensions Secretary will lift the lid on simmering Cabinet tensions over immigration, telling David Cameron that expensive back-to-work schemes will fail without strict controls on incomers.
          He will also urge British businesses to give young people coming off welfare and back into employment a fair chance, and ‘not just fall back on labour from abroad’.

          Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2010067/Iain-Duncan-Smith-warns-majority-jobs-created-Britain-foreigners.html#ixzz1QpbaobI8

          • Anonymous says:

            Labour fucked this country for 13 years by letting in more and more people and the conservatives are doing the same. Stop immigration now and stop extending people’s visa.

          • Anonymous says:

            In an article for The Daily Telegraph yesterday, Mr Field, a former Labour minister, criticised the Government for failing to crackdown on the work-shy.
            He disclosed that almost nine in ten new jobs created in Britain since the election had gone to foreigners.


          • Grumpy Old Man says:

            As I remember, this was one of the unthinkable thoughts that FF came up with before he was jettisoned by Blair under pressure from the Gormless One. Mr Field was and still is a tiny island of reality struggling to remain above the surface of Labour’s Sea of Fantasy.

          • Anon says:

            It sickens me to the pit of my stomach when I see what is happening to this country through immigration, simple because no one in power is strong enough to shut the f..kin door.

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        What I say is gas the buggers says:

        What a fucking muppet.

        To be fair even Blinky could do a better job than this.

        • 223
          Anon says:

          It’s frightening to think that this man is Labour leader and wants to run the country !!! idiot

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      It won't get better if you picket says:

      I’m not completely sure, but reading between the lines, I think what he is trying to say is that these strikes are wrong and the government is behaving in a reckless and provocative manner… is that right?

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        Bogeyman says:

        No, he said put aside the rhetoric and get round the negotiating table. Weren’t you listening to the greatest statesman and orator of our generation?

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          Southern Softy says:

          Is Brown back?
          Have I missed him?

          • Rufus Stone says:

            Unfortunately Southern Softy, you missed him twice. The first round whistled past his left ear, the other was on target to his mouth but he did one of those wierd jaw movements just at the critical time.

            Better luck next time.

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        nell says:

        Er no!!

        I think what he’s saying is that the worthless, hardly for value, public sector ‘servants’ that are trying to protect their gold plated, end of salary pensions are reckless and provocative and are letting down the ‘squeezed middle’ that he really hopes will vote for him next time around!!!!

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          Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

          No, what he is saying is the strik… +click+
          No, what he is saying is the strik… +click+
          No, what he is saying is the strik… +click+

        • 52
          Andrew Efiong says:

          Nobody knows what he says because his facial expressions are so distracting you can’t focus on the words.

    • 158
      Lord Lucan says:

      Complete Brown-like Autism at work. He needs care in the community. What a spastic.

    • 165
      disapointed and deprivedexpat says:

      I really do wish I could agree, but this video is “Not available in your area” of the world.

      So I shall just have to go without. Ah well…

    • 202
      Popeye says:

      Unless I missed it in his oddball ramblings, not once did I hear him blame Maggie! Has she fallen out of favour with the pinko’s?
      Why wasn’t it her fault? Come on dopey Ed, buck up.

    • 214
      Big Fat Tu*d says:

      “you talk about the labour party being a movement” so am I

  2. 2
    Eh? says:

    Wish he’d say what he though about the strikes.

    Fence sitter.

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      Budgie says:

      It’s not just Ed who is the weird joke, it’s the BBC and their adulation of all people statist.

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        Anonymous says:

        I think thefe ftrikef are wrong, botfh sidef fhould get round the negotiating table and ftop thif from happening again.

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    Anonymous says:

    Wow, is he an android? And who was interviewing him? Wolfie Smith? Is this the famed BBC balance, a chip on each shoulder?

    • 17
      Budgie says:

      It was the BBC, ’nuff said.

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        Tell it like it really is says:

        Nick Robinson has reappeared like a bad smell but I am struck by how evident it is that since his mentor, McDoom, was binned he looks and sounds out of touch, desperately trying to “manufacture” a gale out of a puff of wind and defo – past his sell by date.

        It just shows how well he deserved the “Toenails” tag.

        • 206
          Ivan Agenda says:

          They have found another loony lefty in Norman Smith who of course was in Glasgow this morning putting added sparkle to Labour’s victory and Lib Dem’s 20 year old failing.
          When will Patten start working?

      • 44
        W.W. says:

        Even for the BBC, the guy interviewing him was laying it on a bit thick.

        And still all he could do was endlesly repeat himself.

        The Milibands are indeed a pair of oddballs.

        As are most lefties. Hari, Brown, Blair, Toynbee, Pilgrim, wierdo’s the lot of them.


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      We are not alone says:

      I liked the bit at the end where he rips off his lizard mask and eats a hamster

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      Maybe he needs his momma says:

      Maybe there’s been another malfunction in Westworld

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      Phil says:

      He sounds to me like a computer prog in a permanent loop and this is not the first time he’s used weird repetitive phraseology.Almost every time he asks Dave a question at pmq’s and gets a full reply he slips into the same loop and repeats it with a smarmy “he hasn’t answered the question ” intro. It’s as if he’s been brainwashed to continually ignore any response.
      I’m half expecting, at some stage, him to use the phrase “you will be assimilated into the borg”. Ed really is a fxxxing weirdo.

      • 228
        genghiz the khan says:

        Miliband is like a third rate cyberborg performance artist. The sad thing is he was sober, but what was the unedited dross like?

        Red Ed is living proof that you cannot polish a turd. Cameron must be so pleased that the Leader of The Opposition is such an inept clown.

  4. 4
    Precious says:

    Put aside the rhetoric, followed by rhetoric.

    ps. What’s the points of striking AFTER negotiations are completed?!?!

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      Grammar School Boy says:

      His idea of meaningful negotiations simply means that we cave in to the unionised Tradesmen.

      Did I say tradesmen? Oops, sorry, naturally I meant the teaching profession.

      • 207
        Ivan Agenda says:

        teaching profession?
        Not according to education statistics.
        I loved the interview with the NUT(S) union leader yesterday when the interviewer asked her about her nickname of Scargirl.

    • 204
      misterned says:

      Precious, you have it the wrong way round… negotiations should mean that a strike is not necessary.

      The left are kicking off because a minister made a speech about the government’s position, (what the fuck else is he supposed to talk about? FFS!), and claiming that this showed lack of faith in negotiations. Well, I think that planning a strike even before that minister give that speech also shows a total lack of faith.

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    MrAngry61 says:

    Seems that RedEd’s advisers only briefed him on one catchphrase…

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      FT correspondent says:

      Mandelson has spaced him out…

      Or is Ed high on something like his Mentor Gordoom ?

      What pills ? he is weirder and weirder…

      God knows what they were all taking in the Bunker…

    • 209
      Ivan Agenda says:

      Mantra is the word for left wing beeboids and Labour party hacks.

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    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    I honestly couldn’t believe that! Why is it not all over the news stations 24/7 (as if I don’t know…)

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    Champagne Socialists says:

    Anyone know how much NUT general secretary Christine Blower who’s on Question Time right now gets paid?

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    Comedy alert says:

    For a good laugh, Polly Tuscany is on Question Time.

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    Comedy alert says:

    I really hope Philip Hammond goes on the attack against Polly Tuscany over her hypocrisy. She’s already talking utter garbage.

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    Ewanme says:

    You’re all fuckin mad – you jus doesn’t know it yet .

    E x

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    Cynic says:

    The programme got stuck in a loop. He was going for a soundbite

    • 55
      W.W. says:

      Maybe it’s going to be a catchphrase.

      “these strikes are wrong and the government is behaving in a reckless and provocative manner”

      All the kids in the playground will be saying it next week, you’ll see.

      Because he is so cool and with it.


      • 147
        Officer Crabtree says:

        If that’s a catchphrase; I hate to think what actions Mr Chips will have to do to get that across to the half-witted drongoes who appeared on Catchphrase.

        He should have gone for something with a bit pazzazz. Maybe: Arbitration not Comfrontation…and I’m really on the side of the hard working families, honest.

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    Mr Cheese says:

    One of the first signs of Alzheimers is repeating the same thing over and over again… I do hope that this is not the case with Ed (or is this David?… no David is the banana one right?) cheez – where was I? Oh yer…

    One of the first signs of Alzheimers is repeating the same….

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    FonyBlair says:

    Makes a change from, ‘too far too fast’!

    Still he does seem to like repeating himself over and over!


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    Elvis says:

    That f**king sanctimonious cow Toynbee is on Question Time AGAIN. It is about time that the LPBC stopped giving her OUR money to spout her hypocritical self-serving rent-a-gob claptrap.

    • 88
      Kevin T says:

      You’re a braver man than me that you left it on. I’ve even turned off Andrew Neil when she’s been on.

      • 113
        ichabod says:

        She does calm down a bit when she’s on tv. Her Guardian columns make me want to strangle her, on telly I can ignore her.

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    Chukka Ummmi Goolies says:

    Don’t you think my man Ed looks great

    We took him to Moss Bros this morning for a relook…

    Luvly new shirt and tie don’t you think…

    You would think he is a hedgie alrready (his secret desire)


    Ummi Goolies
    Ed Millie Mossad’s only fan…

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    Question Time says:

    Hammond’s talking a lot of sense.

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    zorro says:

    The words completely fucked come to mind…..


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    zorro says:

    Hammond talking bollocks, the assumptions on lowering of GDP cost of pensions are based on reforms which have already been taken….Francis Maude saw his arse on the radio this morning as well. These privileged tossers couldn’t argue their way out of a paper bag.


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    FT correspondent says:

    Can’t’ we have somone real on QT ?

    Like Guido or Tory Bear ?!

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    The people of England says:


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    Fook the BBC says:

    We should start our own TV channel

    Not expensive nowadays

    Just the cost of rentng the satellite slots…

    We would have millions of viewers in the UK and elsewhere

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    Postal Vote says:

    Mili: Strikes are wrong because unions should negotiate.

    BBC reporter: yes, you’re right, that sounds clever, so I do not expect you to say what your view is about public sector pensions nor shall I ask you what it is.

    Please, will reporters stop letting Mili escape by saying they should negotiate. Is there really no reporter who can ask where he stands in the debate?

    • 60
      Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

      Not on the BBC most of the men have Red Ed’s cock in their mouth

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    PitPony says:

    “These strikes are wrong while negotiations are still going on…….. I urge both sides to get round a negotiating table”.
    If negotiations are ongoing there seems little point in urging them to start negotiations
    Absolutely priceless. Surely time to put this freak out of his misery

    • 212
      Ivan Agenda says:

      Don’t do that we need him in place like we wanted Brown and not Balls.
      Incompetence and having contacts outweigh talent any day in politics.

  25. 38
    Jack says:

    What dope are the Shadow cabinet taking Guido ?

    Give us the inside story please

    Something not very Kosha is going on….

  26. 48
    Question Time texts says:

    For some strange reason, the Question Time texts chosen to appear on ceefax 155 are always more balanced and feature strident attacks on the left. Latest text said: I wish Polly would go on strike. :-D

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    Andrew Efiong says:

    His mouth is an odd shape. Narrow on one side, large on the other.

    When he talks I can’t hear a word he says because his face is all over the place. It’s like he’s secretly chewing a live hamster.

    Shades of Gordon Brown and his weird smiley video on expenses.

    • 59
      Dr Spock says:


      Sure it’s a live hamster ?

      But he must be doing it secretly like Gordo used to…

      But I think he’s on the same pills as Gordo as well…

      Mood changers…

      I really don’t think our Eddie knows what time of day it is…(except that Blinky must give him a slap around the face periodically in their shared office !)

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    pigs in space says:

    Don’t worry, Ed.
    You will sound articulate and statesman-like in the Independent after Johann finds some quotes for you from somebody else that make sense.
    It isn’t lying, it’s just painting an intellectual portrait.

    • 61
      Empty Ed the Titanic Millie-Mossad says:

      I can see you piggies…flying…

    • 77
      nell says:

      I thought you were talking about pigs in blankets – my cocktail saugages cooked in herbs and wrapped in bacon.

      Thet’re much more appetising than this strike which is in support of worthless public servants and their gold plated end of salary pensions , endlessly paid for out of our working, hard earned taxes .

      And let’s not forget we ourselves had our private pensions robbed by mad gordon the leftie supported by his union pals!!!!!

      • 138
        Southern Softy says:

        What we are really talking about is changing the accepted practice of promoting people to higher positions for a year or two before retirement so that they get a final salary pension much higher than “earned”.

        This is normal practice in the Civil Service and in the teaching “profession”.
        The unions quote very low pensions for the “average” teacher and that’s because lots of them leave early or leave to have families and do not build a good pension pot.

        The Government is trying to introduce avarage salary pensions which would mean no more unjustified promotions in the last few years.

        Perhaps we would get better managers and Heads as a result, too.

  29. 62
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    He really does only do the tough interviews, doesn’t he!

    Expect to see him on Something For the Weekend being interviewed by Tim Lovejoy on Sunday!

    TL: So, we’re making fishcakes. Do you like fishcakes, Ed?

    EM: *looks at scrawling on the back of his hand* Errr…. yes – I like fishcakes.

    TL: Do you do much cooking at home, then?

    EM: Yes. I like fishcakes.

    TL: What kind of things do you cook? Do you cook for your family?

    EM: Yes. I like fishcakes.

    TL: Do you have any secret ingredients to make your fishcakes tasty?

    EM: Yes. Fish, and cake. I like fishcakes.

    TL: Just wondering, how does your wife’s pussy taste?

    EM: Fortunately, I like fishcakes.

  30. 64
    School for Scoundrels says:

    He has finally become a random sample of himself. Even his shirt is weird. What the fuck is going on with that collar??

    • 197
      Observer says:

      It’s a cutaway style normally sported by young barristers or as part of morning dress.

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    zorro says:

    Poynbee’s hot for Hammond and his tricksy smile. She’s getting a bit flustered.


  32. 67
    nell says:

    Very wooden.

    He mentions. that the public have been ‘letdown’ – more than 5 times – he’s clearly worrying about his lost votes from the squeezed private sector middle, espec ially the one’s , (most of them) who were mugged of pensions by gordon’s £5billion private pension robbery.

    The strikers are using ‘rhetoric’ He repeats the word 5/6 times – meaning of the word ‘rhetoric’ – lacking in true meaning.

    ‘reckless and provocative’ he says it 6 plus times. And then , this strike should not have happened whilst ‘negotiations are going on’ – repeated 5 times.

    Utterly reminiscent of scargill and kinnochio.

    Welcome back Old Labour!!!

  33. 68
    Slotgob says:


    You are my last hope

    My Saint Tone has pissed off for good

    He just comes back to collect his laundry and then dashes off to the sun leaving me to buy two or three new mansions

    It’s not fair…

  34. 70
    zorro says:

    The union woman looks like Jo Brand on a year long liquid diet…


  35. 73
    zorro says:

    ‘Stable, civil government and army which can keep the peace in Afghanistan’…..Oh please fuck off, go and pick some poppies


  36. 74
    Anonymous says:

    Switch off the sound. This is seriously fucking weird. even if it was a still shot what sort of weirdo wears a collar like that with a face like that (or indeed, any face)

    • 81
      The Editor of the Tatler says:

      It’s a Moss Bros “relook”…

      He thought he had been invited to Kate and William’s marriage…and had made the big time…

      • 238
        Ed But Look Balls says:

        It’s a ‘babygro’ with a formal collar, retarED hasn’t worked out yet how to remove it!

    • 82
      nell says:

      Very odd collar.

      Even odder pointy eyebrows!!

      As for the speech . Very robotic and repetitive. Almost like bullyballs programmed in 5 key words and phrases and milltwit just spews them out willy nilly over and over again!!

      Why is it that labour keeps electing these weird, emotionally and socially inept leaders?!!

      • 84
        The Chief Rabbi says:

        They have no choice Nell

        All the normal people quit Labour years ago…

      • 224
        hava nagila says:

        Maybe they choose weird, emotionally and socially inept leaders because they want the leadership to reflect the composition of the party.

  37. 78
    Charity worker says:

    Can we start a subscription to send Empty Ed some pills so that he feels better ?

    You are the expert in the right type of pill Guido (we could get Ed raving – that would be fun)

    • 79
      Jack says:

      Yes Guido

      Tell us the pills you used to distribute at your rave parties when tyhey all went mad and freaked out please…

      I would love to see Eddie dansing on the roofs of cars and Blinky pretending to be an SS oficer again…

      • 96
        nell says:

        ed and eddie dancing?

        I don’t think so.

        militwit and bullyballs are from the bland, grey puritan school. They don’t smile, they don’t laugh, they don’t sing, they don’t dance.

        There’s no joy in labour.

        The fact that they also don’t understand economics, deficits, the need to oppose the grasping eu , the need to reform our failing nhs and education systems that they put into place, the need to fund and look after our lads in the Armed Forces or the need to scale back on mp’s as well as public servants gold plated, end of salary, scandalously insupportable pensions, is not surprising.

        Worthless, failing Labour. It’s what they are!!!!!

  38. 85
    Go to bed H*rry says:

    Na night x

  39. 86
    Kevin T says:

    I’ve seen something similar to that in my mate’s son’s toy box. It says “To infinity and beyond” though, not “The strikes are wrong while negotiations are going on”

  40. 87
    Anonymous says:

    A spectacularly stupid bird on Sky News press preview at the mo

  41. 89
    Question Time says:

    I hope Brillo’s show is more entertaining than that dry and tedious edition of Question Time.

    • 117
      ichabod says:

      Considering it was from Birmingham, there were not many ethnics in the audience…

  42. 91
    Kevin T says:

    I hope someone’s already grabbed this for Youtube coz as soon as the BBC discover it’s the hit of the right wing blogosphere I suspect it will be taken down

  43. 92
    Anonymous says:

    Weird Ed is now trying to explain his lack of union support on his constituency blog:


    Fill your boots…….

    • 104
      nell says:

      ‘hardworking teachers commited to the children they teach and the communities they serve’ !!

      LOL. Don’t think so!!!

      • 146
        Southern Softy says:

        Well put, Nell.
        Don’t forget that those same “hardworking teachers” are allowing huge numbers of children to leave, firstly primary education, and then secondary education, unable to read or write.
        Billy take note.

        • 205
          Grumpy Old Man says:

          .There are also huge numbers of graduate teachers who are unable to read or write. An NUT spokesperson dismissed this as,”irrelevant”.

      • 150
        Officer Crabtree says:

        Exactly the same line trumpeted by some fat union sort on DP today.

        Why should be prize teachers or nurses or roadsweepers above other people in private employment? The teacher et al get paid do they not? They are not toiling along filled with altruistic ardour and living off charity. They are paid well for the jobs they do…to well in many cases.

        Why should public sector employees get a golden handshake in the way of a fat pension when; they chose to work in that field, they get to retire earlier than most, they have very generous terms and conditions, they have a much worse sickness rate on average than private sector workers and to be frank, they often provide very poor value for money.

        Until the public sector as a whole becomes accountable for their wasteful and inefficient work then we will continue to thrown good money after bad at these outdated lefty institutions.

    • 135
      MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

      Doncaster North
      I wonder if Ed ReallyBland actually knows where Doncaster North is !
      FFS Just another wet behind the ears Labour (Millbank Robot) parachuted in to a safe Labour seat !

  44. 93
    Brill Yo says:

    Good grief. Gisela Stuart on Brillo’s show in a skirt. And both she and Portaloo are in pink.

    • 122
      ichabod says:

      A skirt yes, but she’s also wearing fawn (?) coloured slacks–bit of a relief actually after the first sight it looked as though she was encouraging the Kate Garraway camera shot…

      • 126
        ichabod says:

        My God I was wrong, they’re creased tights—it is a bit off putting—-even to the BBC cameraman.

    • 140
      ThoughtPoliceFugitive says:

      Stuart has talked more sense than many of Portillo’s guests on the sofa.

  45. 95
    MrFlaneur says:

    I watched that clip 3 times trying to spot time lapses, editing cuts or jolts in motion – I thought that it was CGI at first FFS.

    What a fucking MUTANT!!!

  46. 100
    Tell it like it really is says:

    ??????? Surely Brillo has surpassed himself tonight with the crossdresser on the sofa with Portillo ?????? One (another one) for Huhne?

  47. 102
    David Miliband's hatbox says:

    There was a Labour MP called Ed
    Who was extremely thick in the head
    In front of the Beeb
    He came over all dweeb
    And made a horlicks of all that he said.

    Wot a twat the boy is.

  48. 103
    HandsomeDavid says:

    Honestly, the first thing I thought as the interview progressed was that I was seeing the signs of drug abuse.

    I do hope that Ed Milidavid was repeating himself in the expectation that the BBC would choose a 15 second milibite from this repetative twaddle.

  49. 108
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    This Guy is just soooooo Fake !
    He is exactly the Puppet That the unions wanted !

    Do as your told you fuckin whimp !

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    Brill Yo says:
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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    There was a young puppet called ED
    Who did exactly what the trade unions said
    Dont slag off protesters, just tory investers
    and then you can come back to bed !

    • 119
      RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

      How did you like my pre-programmed speech ? Should I be booted or re-booted ?
      How did you like my pre-programmed speech ? Should I be booted or re-booted ?
      How did you like my pre-programmed speech ? Should I be booted or re-booted ?
      How did you like my pre-programmed speech ? Should I be booted or re-booted ?
      How did you like my pre-programmed speech ? Should I be booted or re-booted ?
      How did you like my pre-programmed speech ? Should I be booted or re-booted ?
      How did you like my pre-programmed speech ? Should I be booted or re-booted ?

    • 143
      ThoughtPoliceFugitive says:

      “Investors”, perhaps?

      • 151
        MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

        Is that all you have to contribute ?
        How Fuckin Sad !

  52. 116

    I thought I had shot my mouth off enough today but I have just seen that the former chief executive of Lloyds Bank, yes that is right, the biggest of the bust banks that you and I own, one Eric Daniels is being paid £100,000 a month, repeat month, to do sweet fuck all, as he stepped down from his job in March.

    Someone wake me up and tell me this is a dream, please! This cannot happen in real life, can it? Well, yes it can. But it does not happen to you and me. It happens to a certain clique of people whose faces fitted with bent politicos. And GB was bent in several senses. In the old days, the aristocracy paid for themselves (at least after the clearances and other such blind robbery). Now they are replaced by people with zero ability who do as they are bid by their political masters to get them out of the clag. Talk about bad to worse!

    Again. Fuck them all to hell and back twice.

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    І thоυght І hаd shоt my mоυth оff еnоυgh tоdаy bυt І hаvе jυst sееn thаt thе fоrmеr chіеf еxеcυtіvе оf Llоyds Bаnk, yеs thаt іs rіght, thе bіggеst оf thе bυst bаnks thаt yоυ аnd І оwn, оnе Еrіc Dаnіеls іs bеіng pаіd £100,000 а mоnth, rеpеаt mоnth, tо dо swееt fυck аll, аs hе stеppеd dоwn frоm hіs jоb іn Mаrch.

    Sоmеоnе wаkе mе υp аnd tеll mе thіs іs а drеаm, plеаsе! Thіs cаnnоt hаppеn іn rеаl lіfе, cаn іt? Wеll, yеs іt cаn. Bυt іt dоеs nоt hаppеn tо yоυ аnd mе. Іt hаppеns tо а cеrtаіn clіqυе оf pеоplе whоsе fаcеs fіttеd wіth bеnt pоlіtіcоs. Аnd GB wаs bеnt іn sеvеrаl sеnsеs. Іn thе оld dаys, thе аrіstоcrаcy pаіd fоr thеmsеlvеs (аt lеаst аftеr thе clеаrаncеs аnd оthеr sυch blіnd rоbbеry). Nоw thеy аrе rеplаcеd by pеоplе wіth zеrо аbіlіty whо dо аs thеy аrе bіd by thеіr pоlіtіcаl mаstеrs tо gеt thеm оυt оf thе clаg. Tаlk аbоυt bаd tо wоrsе!

    Аgаіn. Fυck thеm аll tо hеll аnd bаck twіcе.

    • 125
      Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( member in absentia ) says:

      Huh ! Since March, you say ?? I’ve been doing nothing for over a year and you’re still paying me.

      • 148
        Southern Softy says:

        Yes, but you are not worth £100k a month to do fuck all.
        In fact, I’d have happily paid you that money to do fuck all when you were PM.

  54. 124
    Anonymous says:

    Has he caught Ball’s blinkiness? He does seem to be blinking rather a lot, or is it some sort of code to union members that he doesn’t mean what he is saying?

  55. 127
    The Red Wag says:


    Ed: These strikes are wrong at a time when negotiations are still going on.

    But parents and the public have been let down by both sides because the government has acted in a reckless and provocative manner.

    After today’s disruption, I urge both sides to put aside the rhetoric, get round the negotiating table and stop it happening again.

    Q: I listened to your speech in Wrexham where you talked about the Labour Party being a movement. A lot of people in that that movement are the people who are on strike today and they’ll be looking at you and thinking ‘Well, You’re describing these strikes as wrong. Why aren’t you giving us more leadership as the leader of the Labour movement?’

    Ed: At a time when negotiations are still going on I do believe these strikes are wrong.

    And that’s why I say both sides should, after today’s disruption, get round the negotiating table, put aside the rhetoric, and sort the problem out.

    Because the public and parents have been let down by both sides. The government has acted in a reckless and provocative manner.

    Q: I spoke to Francis Maude before I came here and the tone he was striking was a very conciliatory one. Do you there’s a difference between the words they are saying in public and the attitudes they strike in private behind the negotiations. Are the negotiations in good faith would you say?

    Ed: What I say is that the strikes are wrong at a time when negotiations are still going on.

    But the government has acted in a reckless and provocative manner in the way it has gone about these issues.

    After today’s disruption, I urge both sides to get round the negotiating table, put aside the rhetoric, and stop this kind of thing happening again.

    Q: It’s a statement you’ve made publicly, and you’ve made to me and this will be broadcast, obviously, but have you spoken privately to any union leaders and expressed your view to them on a personal level, would you say?

    Ed: What I say in public and in private, to everybody involved in this, is get round the negotiating table, put aside the rhetoric, and stop this kind of action happening again.

    These strikes are wrong because negotiations are still going on.

    But parents and the public have been let down by the government as well, who’ve acted in a reckless and provocative manner.

    Q: You’re a parent. I’m a parent. People who will be watching this are parents. Has it affected you personally, this action? Has it affected your family, your friends, I mean. What is the net effect of that going to be on parents having to take a day off work today?

    Ed: I think parents up and down the country have been affected by this action, and it’s wrong at a time when negotiations are still going on.

    Parents have been let down by both sides because the government has acted in a reckless and provocative manner.

    I think that both sides should, after today’s disruption, get round the negotiating table, put aside the rhetoric, and stop this kind of thing happening again.

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      Ed Miliwonk says:


    • 153
      John says:

      That is the sight of a trendy lefty leader, who’s never had a real job in his life, impaled upon the helplessness of his own position, unable to say fuck all.

      Does not compute! Does not compute! Does not compute! whirrr…click! does not compute.

      It’s funny how someone who is so aggressive and cocky in PMQs when he’s got a script he’s spent days learning is so utterly useless when confronted with a difficult question himself.

      Although it pains me to say it, David Cameron was absolutely right about red Ed. He’s got nothing to say on any of the real issues. Milliband is just a lame duck waiting to be put out of his misery by a Labour party without the guts or talent to replace even a third rate village idiot like this.

  56. 131
    Rightallalong says:

    It’s not Ed’s fault that the autocue got stuck. He should have realised though, the fourth time round, that he was repeating the same sentence.

  57. 133
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    The Labour party reeled in shock
    as the unions appointed a cock
    A stuttering tit
    with brains made of shit
    Who repeats himself like a church clock

  58. 134
    brian gilhooley says:

    Jesus christ… is this a man or a automaton programmed by Grodo Broon – or the Marxist underground? Get back to the planet you came from, freaky face!

  59. 136
    Article 38 says:

    “Put aside the rhetoric”, oh the irony.

    Anyway, Capello said he only needed 100 words to talk to the England football team. It seems that Ed only needs 28 to give soundbites to his lackeys.

    put aside
    going on
    negotiating table
    gone about
    both sides
    let down
    get around
    at this time

  60. 139
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Public Sector Walk Outs: Unions stated that 500,000 Public Sector workers joined the strike and were absent from work today. This is slightly more than the daily average of those calling in sick……….!!!!

  61. 144
    Bob Crow says:


  62. 145
    Libertarian comedy says:

    If you want a good laugh, watch South Park on Freeview 21. It’s doing a brilliant piss take of the leftie anti-smoking lobby.

  63. 149
    MrFlaneur says:

    Ive heard of the Manchurian Candidate – Is Ed the Mancunian Candidate?

    God help us.

    • 210
      Grumpy Old Man says:

      No. Like the rest of the Champagne Socialists, he gets a nose-bleed north of Enfield.

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    Glenn Beck's Final & Show says:

  66. 156
    not a machine says:

    I think he passed the really bland test , on this one , which is a bit of a change from his hyde park number and subsequent riots , “of course there must be pension reform” (well come on ed do tell what do you think it should be or would you then have to explain another aspect of the bust, greece is the word is the word is the word)
    QT got some real behind the scenes politics ,john denham “we will always stand behind the public ” er really , I dont think the labour party can claim any part of that ground , however it was Polly that seemed be short of flute of champagne or two , “over the past 30yrs we have seen the rich get richer ” mmmm no doubt includes property empires and villa prices , now was it 10k a table a Tony Bluffs fundraisers , to erm help ensure the rich got richer or perhaps it was the banks new instruments and casion rewards, or perhaps it was the raid on private sector pension funds , you know polly the glitterati client state ,that made so much dosh out of globalised imports and call centre relocations, and what about the rich getting richer in brussels and Tony bluffs love in , with mercury filled lightbulbs ,and motor trade where by he oversaw the sell off of rover , ldv and even busted TVR even trains were made by EU , how many rich/poor people did that create.
    Enter the Boulton (lol) was good , and Giesela stuart . Adam delivered a classic line on his 1pm show about other people having poorer pension funds to make your public sector ones better . This line about a rush to the bottom , should ask public sector worker in greece , what a rush to the bottom is like when you cant stop the debts , would be complaining about pensions then . Howard Jacobson had some interesting points , but again if you notice even the intellectual left is spinning it was someone or somthing elses doings that led to mess , add in blue labour and you can see its positioning or changing the enviroment to avoid the hits and truth.
    I dont think I can pre empt any pension deal , but clearly more contributions must come from employee in public sector across the board , and hopefully some improvement for private sector pensions in the near future .
    15000 jobs (20% of workforce) to go at Lloyds bank , hope socialist nut jobs can feel truly pleased with all they survey , now that a nasty capitalist institution is shedding jobs , to keep wonk right on bro , socialist ecnomics spoke about without doubt in the coffee shops , tax payer still paying for mess as you damged economy.

    • 186
      Bazz says:

      If we have to reduce the work force, then let us start with those blood sucking leeches….. the Pilgrims

  67. 157
    Robo-Ed says:

    At a time of..MALFUNCTION…I AM A Hunt

  68. 160
    WTF?! says:

    Just got round to watching this. Absolutely fucking barking. The man is clearly even more of an intellectual lightweight than suspected. Based on that interview, he’s practically lobotomised. He quite obviously is given a simple line by his team of handlers to use and he dare not deviate from it because he can’t, he’d be lost. And people said Reagan was thick. Jesus fucking christ, how shit is Ed. We must do all we can to keep him in place as Labour leader.

  69. 162
    albacore says:

    Don’t you get the same flash of deja vu when all of the Lib/Lab/Cons talk at you?
    They may huff and puff or coo sweet F A. Look at what they do, not at what they say
    So why take it all out on washed out little Ed? It’s a one-colour Parliament, all shades of red

  70. 163
    They'reAllAtIt says:

    He caught it off George

  71. 164

    To be fair to the bloke, I did a 1 hour prerecorded interview for the BBC last February where they basically kept asking me the same question. I tried answering in various different ways and eventually became exasperated. That, of course, was the clip they then used in their documentary. Miliband knows only a short sound bite will get used so he just keeps repeating the sound bite he wants to be broadcast.

  72. 166
    Down With Brown! says:

    Best ever article in the Guardian:


    That will get them choking on their organic Cornflakes in Islington.

  73. 167
    50 Calibre says:

    Ed Miliband will never be the Prime Minister of the remains of the United Kingdom so long as he has a hole in his arse…

  74. 171
    Judge Pickles says:

    hello… no love for Red Ed but that clip does look like a very neat edit job as his jacket lapels repeatedly move back to a set position and, just before the end at around 2.08, there is an almost imperceptible camera shudder where the edit splicing can be seen…. that said, he’s still a bloody robot…

    Tsk… Guido, check your sources ( or have the BBC got form for that sort of thing. Was it from a verifiable BBC source ? )

  75. 172
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I may not always be right, but I am consistently left.

  76. 175
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ve got a magic johnson.

  77. 176
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Speaking of Francis Maude………..

    someone give him a one way ticket to Switzerland and a trip to a clinic

  78. 177
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Speaking of David Cameron…………….

    Nobody knows what he says because his facial expressions are so distracting you can’t focus on the words.

  79. 178
    Eamonn U Ensis says:

    Yesterday’s strikes were a resounding success,with millions taking peacefully to the streets to protest against the Tory-led Coalition’s vicious attacks on low paid workers in the public sector. Government claims that less than 1 in 10 public sector workers went on strike and that disruptions were minimal and the the UK was “working as normal” yesterday have been dismissed as “government spin” by union chiefs …it MUST be true I heard it on the BBC

  80. 180
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Can’t wait to win todays’ caption contest felllas

  81. 182
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Delighted we have held Inverclyde

  82. 184
    Bazz says:

    One of the things that spoils my enjoyment of watching TV is someone in the bottom right hand corner waving their arms about… now if this is for the deaf I take it they are unable to read the subtitles if the wish to switch them on, or perhaps the annoying service is for Immigrants who can not speak a word of English but who have been taught ” Sign Language” and if it is so important…. then why do they not have these unnecessary people when the commercials are on… perhaps it would spoil the commercial.

  83. 187
    yalleriron says:

    This man is a complete idiot, devoid of intellect or scruples. He will merely complete the work of nailing down the Labour Party’s coffin lid begun by Foot and Kinnock and so ably followed up by the monstrous Blair and the abject Brown.

    It just goes to show that raising such “blooms” in the Left hothouses without the necessary “hardening-off” afforded by a spell in the wider world outside politics merely produces enfeebled and unhealthy weeds rather than robust red roses.

    • 192
      Eeu to me says:

      As everybody keeps saying put a red rosette in front of the Liebour tribe and they will vote for it, all they have done is put an idiot schoolboy in charge and proved that the saying is true.

  84. 188
    Gordon Brown says:

    did you know that I invented Edinburgh

  85. 189
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I will be appearing tonight on Embarrassing Bodies

  86. 190
    Bazz says:

    In the war it was decided not to assassinate Hitler as he was doing a good job of loosing the war , all by himself….. so leave “Ed ” alone

    • 234
      JH says:

      What IS it with the words LOSE (opposite of win) and LOOSE (opposite of tight) that causes such confusion these days? Why do so many people get these words mixed up?

      It means something. Something very important.

  87. 191
    Bird with small brain says:

    Talking about empty rhetoric, I got up this morning, saw the elephant in the room, didn’t fancy a race to the bottom, so did a spectacular u-turn and went back to bed.

  88. 193
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Come on Guido, Play nice, he only has two polices.

    His economic policy has been shot to pieces and his shadow cabnait elections will be blocked b the unions , give him a break :-)

  89. 195
    Gordon Brown says:

    after eating a lot of cheese yesterday, I have just shat out a rabbits tooth

    • 208
      Cynic says:

      Dear Mr Broon

      Rabbit infestations can be painful and dangerous. I suggest treatment involving a darkened room, a torch, a packet of lettuce leaves and a 12 bore shotgun. Aim between their eyes and squeeze the trigger gently.

      Just a word of warning though. Please ensure before you start the treatment that it isn’t Damien McBride or Derek Draper hiding up there.

  90. 201
    Negotiator says:

    Can I get up yet? Sitting down at this table is giving me piles.

  91. 203
    Cynic says:

    Care in the Community!!

  92. 216
    Hang The Bastards says:

    I thought that vidoe was on a LOOP !

  93. 217
    Repeat after me... says:


  94. 218
    hava nagila says:

    Leaving aside the bizarre verbatim repitition, consider his speech, mannerism and general body language. The man is trying hard to sound like a tough guy who’s laying down the law but he chunts along like a nervous 15 year old giving a speech at school assembly.

    He looks like a deer caught in headlights and while he clearly has a good idea of what people expect him to say and feel, he equally clearly lacks the capacity to feel what other people feel.

    I’m not sure if I’m watching a video of an ideologically-blinded policy wonk who’s having to say things he doesn’t believe in order to assuage a public he doesn’t understand or if I’m watching a plain old autistic who simply lacks the capacity to understand other people. Ed Miliband makes Gordon Brown look like a master of public communication and emotional literacy.

  95. 219
    Disgusted of Neasden says:

    Hello, Helpdesk? My Edbot has gone wrong.

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    Repeat after me... says:

    Have you tried turning him off and on again?

  98. 231
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Obviously, someone has not told Millipede’s operator about the efficacy of the three-fingered salute!

  99. 232
    Jimmy says:

    How refreshing to see a politician with a consistent message.

  100. 233
    Doody Head says:

    What. the. fuck??

    I thought this was craftily edited at first, then re-watched and realised that Milibean is just a massively weird lunatic…

  101. 235
    JS says:

    Has anyone got access to a decent, downloadable copy of the full thing please?

    The Youtube one is stuttery and I REALLY need to spend my evening parodying this.

  102. 237
    Redberry says:

    The Labour Party. Twinned with Stepford.

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