June 28th, 2011

Guy News: Huhne Ducks Resignation Questions, Speeds Off

Guido thought he would pop along with a Guy News camera to record a rare appearance by Chris Huhne in public. The Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change was speaking to the FT’s Global Greeny Types Conference in the City. After seeing the cameraman and sitting in the car for a few minutes mulling it over, he finally made a run for it:

He marched off eventually to the hotel’s restaurant in the opposite direction to the conference – can’t think why. It has to be said that his estranged wife Vicky Pryce is much better at dealing with the questions. Not sure “I don’t know what you’re talking about” will cut the mustard with Essex Police…


  1. 1
    English Viking says:



    • 18
      Beyond tedious says:

      Why don’t you just fuck off…


      • 44
        English Viking says:

        Couldn’t resist it, just had to beat Billy.


        • 57
          Cunt Face says:

          Billy’s dead, or asleep


          • Splooge says:

            Billy’s umpiring the ODI at The Oval


          • Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

            And a outstanding job he is doing :-)


          • Osborne fucking the economy says:

            The UK economy’s fragile state was confirmed as revised data from the Office for National Statistics (ONS) also showed that consumer spending had suffered its biggest fall since the depths of the recession and Q1 production output fell.
            The ONS said that Britain’s economy grew by a disappointing 0.5pc during the first three months of the year, after an unrevised contraction of 0.5pc in the final quarter of 2010.
            Commenting on the squeeze in household disposable incomes, the ONS said: “The decline of real household disposable income in 2011 quarter one continues to reflect the relatively strong impact that inflation is having.”
            Household spending fell by 0.6pc, its biggest fall since the depths of the recession in 2009 as consumers curbed spending on non-essential items such as clothing and footwear.



          • The guy above is a total dick says:

            I think you will find its Brown and Labour that fucked the economy but I dont expect shit for brains arseholes like you to even start to understanhd that. Stick to the kiddies progs you infantile shit stained wankedfuckkwittwat


        • 115
          Billy Bowden is the greatest tosser ever ! (and I am may be a sanctimonious wanker) says:

          Whilst it does seem pointless for English Viking to simply post that he is first – it is less tedious that the crap that Bowden posts (whether the post is first or the 30 or so follow ups that he then posts before he runs out of coins for his electricty meter).


          • David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

            Pryce ought to claim coercion. Hopefully she will get off and Huhne goes to jail.

            Huhne wanted us in the single Euro fiasco along with his Lie Dumb mate Danny I flip my house to avoid tax Alexander. Alexander has the cheek to claim he wants the HMRC to clamp down on tax dodgers, look in the mirror Danny me old Lie Dumb mate.

            When is Laws going to get prosecuted? Could we have a double prosecution with Huhne?

            McClegg and CaMoron were going to sort these sort of people out, especially as we are all in it together. Soft Ken Clark will let you have an early release.

            Guido, do politicians who are sent to jail still receive their pensions?? Very poignant question with strikers this week. Wet Dave was doing his best to forget politician scams that he is allowing while using scare tactics for everyone else. Either the sentiments of his comments are true for everyone, including politicians, or they are not.


          • smoggie says:

            Seems tat is envious of Billy. How fucking sad.


        • 137
          Grumpy Old Man says:

          Do you pull the wings off houseflies as well?


          • David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

            Let’s all sing a football song: Go to Jail , go to jail, go to jail; go to jail, go to jail, go to Jaaaiiillll. Altogether now.

            When is Huhne going to tell everyone how he is subsidising private energy firms by adding 12% on electric bills and 2& on gas bills for government obligation to climate change? VAT is added on the total amount charged; just so we can have wind farms, solar panels and alike. They are private firms and should seek finance from banks and share holders not the taxpayer.


          • Anonymous says:

            Re DLLDf @ 6:17 p.m. If you have a conservative m.p. for your constituency email them & tell him/her you will not be voting for them next time if they are not prepared to force Cameron to get shot of Huhne & the iniquitous costs being imposed on the public for useless wind turbines etc & replace with a firm policy for nuclear powered electricity generation.


          • Anonymous says:

            Climate change is crap;just a band wagon for some to jump on.
            It’s all down to nature & will always be beyond the power & wit of mankind to change it,or control it.


          • Grumpy Old Man says:

            This is the first, and possibly the last time we will agree.


          • Mr Slater's Parrot says:

            S-KK-REEEEEEWWKK!!! (flutter) DOYERBIRD! (tweetle) (ting)


    • 227
      Iloathlefties says:

      Hunt the Huhn Guido. He looked scared. His time is coming!!!


  2. 2
    Ed Duck says:

    Guy News:

    Duck sucks Huhne with indigestion, fucks off.


  3. 3
    Tax Payer says:

    They’re a right pair of c’unts, to be sure.


  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    first at last


  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Guido makes a dick of himself


    • 35
      Gweeedo says:

      on camera – he has a habit of that

      michael white made him look a prat…..

      some olde tory (about using parliament) made him look a prat…

      there is a common theme emerging here…..

      online good – on camera not so good


      • 46
        W.W. says:

        He’s a lot better than he used to be.

        Probably would have been better to have some killer questions lined up before hand.

        Perhaps he wasn’t expecting to get so close.

        Perhaps he was half cut.



        • 68
          I says:

          Perhaps both the host and Huhne and both Hunts.


        • 98
          Greecing The Wheels Of The Handcart To Hell says:

          Guido’s never been sober enough to be described accurately as half-cut. As far as interviewing technique goes, please remember with Guido there’s a time delay – he exists somewhere around 2014 since his mantra is that unemployment has peaked.


        • 111
          Anonymous says:

          No blogs to cut & paste.


      • 153
        smoggie says:

        Who the fuck gave Mickey Old Ponce White a knighthood?


      • 157
        Gooey Blob says:

        Drop the W. Do you go to the bar and ask the barman for a “San Migwel”? When U follows G in Spanish it isn’t pronounced.

        Not that I’d particularly advocate buying a bottle of “St Michael” anyway. I much prefer a 7.2% Voll Damm…


  6. 6
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Not long now…..Right?


  7. 7
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    The greasy little bastard will oil his way out of it.

    You just watch.


  8. 8
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘
    ^^ Just leaving s’ome apostrophes’ ready in case Mark , Pack passe’s by


  9. 10
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    will be dropped in the “public intrest”


  10. 11
    Simon says:

    The Denis Penis of politics strikes again.


  11. 12
    Anonymous says:

    FUCKING ACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    THIS IS WHAT THE KIDS WANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    • 31
      Dr Psyche says:

      NO!!!!! KIDS WANT EXCLAMATION MARKS !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


      • 55
        Anonymous says:



        Now THAT is what the kids want !!!!!


        • 247
          HappyUK says:

          Now your’re bloody talking.

          Check out the world’s strongest man trying to lift Bernard Manning (he fails).

          I feel sorry for kids these days, all they get for TV is prim and proper twats doing stuff like Horrible Historys


  12. 13
    Lancashire lad says:

    Hopefully he will go soon, cannot see how he can concentrate on his job with this hanging around his neck.


  13. 14
    Scandal! says:

    I’m shocked! He’s never heard of Guy News?!


  14. 15
    Albert says:

    There is something distinctly illiberal about hounding someone when they haven’t been charged. Some of the work you have done in raising the profile of the case and geting the police to take action has been worthy. This though, is unworthy and unnecessary.


    • 36
      I'll have a P please, Bob says:

      Yup. Also counterproductive. Claimed stats for visits to this site plus ott hounding of huhne = impossible to have a fair trial argument.


    • 41
      Backwoodsman says:

      Keep it in context, Bertie Old Bean !
      As a result of the bloke he tried to shaft in a leadership contest, being a plausible little fucker in a staged tv debate , we ended up with limp dims getting their sticky little fingers on some very important jobs, this huoon’s being one of them.
      In order to appeal to the lunatic fringe of limp dims, (quite a large percentage) in the next leadership contest, our boy has gone from playing Mr. Toad in a 7 series Beemer with a personalised number plate ( a sure indicator of awfullness), to being prepared to decimate British industry and plunge millions of little old ladies into darkness.
      Prison for perjery , or polonium on the tip of Ms Trimminghams’ strap -on , just so long as a damage limitation excercise succeeds, either will do.


  15. 17
    James Kibbor says:

    Hahaha! “*GUY* News?!” Pryce-less! :-)


  16. 19
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Good to see you enjoying your work so much, Guido!


  17. 20
    Ah! Monika says:

    “I disapprove of what you don’t say, but I will defend to the death your right not to say it”


  18. 21
    Bronson says:

    Guido, you need to sack the sound man… watching that has left me almost deaf in one ear.

    Expect to hear from my brief…


  19. 22
    Tubby says:

    Guido, lay off the pies.


  20. 24
    Chris Cunt says:

    I’m a complete Huhne


  21. 25
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    So how come the BBC/Guardian are not digging around this story like they were over phone hacking?

    Could it be Huhne is one of them, a eco lefty mong? All lefty mongs stick together like a rent boys arse with a load of cum shoved up it.


    • 29
      Dr Psyche says:

      “All lefty mongs stick together like a rent boys arse with a load of cum shoved up it.”

      Just have to say old boy; you are deeply fucking insane and a pervert to boot.


    • 40
      I'll have a P please, Bob says:

      I don’t think a rent boys arse with a load of etc, etc would stick together particularly well at all; the problem would surely be the opposite one.

      PS get help. Seriously.


    • 61
      BaggPuss says:

      Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC is one of the sanest people I don’t know.


  22. 30
    Fast and Furious 6 says:

    He had to make a quick Getaway and he was Gone In 60 Seconds.


  23. 33
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Vicky Pryce is better at dealing with the questions because she knows, that unlike Chris, her questioner does not think she is a complete cnut.


  24. 34
    Gordon Brown says:

    Hullo is that Aung San Suu Kyi?

    Where is my Chinese takeaway


  25. 37
    Engineer says:

    “…the FT’s Global Greeny Type Conference…”

    You’d think the nation’s premier financial newspaper would be able to spot an investment bubble. There have been enough of them in recent years. I can understand their being a bit shaky on scientific matters, but after all the debate surrounding wind power and (more recently) solar power, even they should be able to spot a non-starter when it comes along.

    The smart money will be going into gas, coal and as a side-bet, nuclear. Green technology? That’s for mugs, at least until oil and gas prices approximately triple.


    • 264
      Susie says:

      Renewable energy’s the worst performing sector year in year out… that’s why Osborne had to set up a green bank for them with taxpayer’s money.


  26. 38
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    How big was his carbon footprint?


  27. 39
    andrew s says:

    Haha. I did love his voice when be said ‘Guy News’. It sounds like a gay lifestyle magazine


  28. 48
    Comprehensive says:

    to be honest I have never heard of Johann Hari but I guess he is going to play the victim card on this one, looking at him I guess it will come naturally


    • 242
      Gonk says:

      These left wing political journalists
      accused of invention and plagiarism
      seem to be getting younger and younger.


  29. 50
    Ah! Monika says:

    Can’t believe any politician would not know about Guy News, let alone recognise Guido

    Rather Like a judge asking ” who is the greatest umpire ever “


  30. 51
    Moussa Koussa says:

    In trying to choose Labour’s finest moment in its 13 years, it’s hard to decide between the death of Dr K e lly, the McBride smear campaign, the smear campaign against a train crash survivor, the smear campaign against Mo Mowlam, the dodgy dossier, the illegal war, the rise in immigration, the massive spending on public sector jobs, the hospital PFI deals, the tax rises, the increase in state surveillance and intrusion, and the selling of gold at bottom price. Actually, come to think of it, we’re equally proud of all our achievements.


    • 251
      Gonk says:

      I quite liked slinging that disgracefully
      behaved pensioner out of your Party Conference.
      Well done.


      • 254
        W.W. says:

        Yes the war veteran, who fought tyranny and for our freedoms.

        Manhandled out for heckling Jack Straw.

        And he was a member of their own party.

        Can you imagine what they would do to the likes of us?



  31. 52
    Mange Tout says:

    Johann Hari says to Oscar Wilde about ‘The Importance of Being Earnest’, “I wish I’d written that Wilde” – Wilde replied, “You will Hari, you certainly will”


  32. 56
    Mark Pack says:

    And so the hounding conitues.

    Bloody hell, you moan about ministers wasting money on travel and the so, but after you see the hounding they get from low-lifes like this you cannot blame them.

    I do think this obesesion of yours Guido is , how shall we say getting beyond a joke and i would not be suprised if Chris considers getting a restraining order at some stage if the hounding and smearing contiues.

    Guido, just admit defeat, we are not laughing with you , but at you. Be a good chap and just post the apology and in a few weeks it will all be forgotton about.


    • 70

      Can’t understand this without all his normal apostrophes.


    • 80
      English Viking says:

      Probably best if nobody Googles ‘smearing’ and ‘Liberal MP’ at the same time.


    • 86
      Audemus Dicere says:

      Pack – how many attempts do you need to spell “continues” correctly? I suppose it is too much to ask for a Lie Dum follower to be even partly literate?

      “in a few weeks it will all be forgotton about”

      You wish…!


      • 158
        smoggie says:

        He must face the consequences of his actions. Just because he is from a privileged and posh background does not give him immunity. If it were anyone else they’d be crying themselves to sleep into their prison blanket tonight.

        Hound him Guido; we should all be equal in the eyes of the law.


        • 235
          Au contraire, mon brave says:

          If Mrs Brenda Chav alleged that Mr Wayne-Lee Chav asked her to take 3 speeding points for him in 2002 how many nano-seconds of police time would you expect to be spent on investigating the matter?


          • Archer Karcher says:

            The last time I looked, the Chav’s didn’t make laws that they expected us all to obey, or think up ever more decietful ways to relieve us of our money. The hypocrite Huhne on the other hand, does.


    • 89
      Stinkfinger says:

      I’m quite happy for Guido to hound the Huhne.
      It is a drop in the bucket compared to how I,as a motorist,consumer,householder feels hounded by Huhne’s fucking policies based on shit science but keep it up GF.


    • 91
      not a machine says:

      Oohhh a restraining order , then please issue one to every newspaper while your at it , besides huhne should have had the evidence to clear his name or at least call his missus a liar .

      Hari winning orwell prize , LOL

      Missed Ken Clark , but managed to see Burnham find a new low , Goves response was excellent , however rather like the old days at the Glasgow empire the funny bit was as soon as Andy Burnham had finished , some wheeze timed the sometimes just barracking just right , “rubbish” cut the stunned silence with terrible accuracy.What on earth was Andy thinking in the latter half of his speech.


    • 97
      Moussa Koussa says:

      Im no Lib Dumb fan… but spot on. Guido needs to be careful, with his record, the next time his collar is felt it will result in a custodial sentance…well, under Dave its highly unlikely


  33. 63
    Gordon Brown says:

    Thanks to me, Sing Ping Doo Chee was released. I also helped get Al Weewee freed.


  34. 64
    see below says:

    Good grief, one twat shrieks at another twat and you call this News?


    • 118
      BBC New Ideas Department says:

      No! It’s not just boring old ‘news’, it’s TWAT SHRIEK!!!

      TWAT SHRIEK!!! — The ALL NEW happening CURRENT AFFAIRS and POLITICS show.

      Followed at 11.00 by MONKEY TENNIS

      BBC – It’s worth a wank in an old sock.


      • 170
        BBC commissioning dept. says:

        I can see Guy News being a happening and groovy style in the BBC.

        All guff and no substance – will suit us and our legions of followers well..


  35. 66
    Moussa Koussa says:

    In trying to choose Labour’s finest moment in its 13 years, it’s hard to decide between the death of Dr K e lly, the M c Bride smear campaign, the smear campaign against a train crash survivor, the smear campaign against Mo Mowlam, the illegal war, the rise in immigration, the massive spending on public sector jobs, the PFI deals, the tax rises, the increase in state surveillance, and the selling of gold at bottom. Actually, come to think of it, we’re equally proud of all our achievements.


    • 76
      Chamelion Cameron - media whore and Blair-lite says:

      I’m very proud too.


      • 83
        Tony Blair says:

        Yes, well …. cricky … they were all very hard calls to make. My fee is £20,000.


    • 101
      Anonymous says:

      I’d like to add Walter Wolfgang’s eviction and detention under the Terroism Act, watched over by the two faced straw man.

      Or how about Mc snot’s moment of glory with Gillian Duffy, ah now I bet he wished he could have held her under the terroism act.


      • 110
        The Conservative Party says:

        We supported the Iraq War because we were too stupid to see through Blair’s lies despite many in the country requesting and requiring a capable and “opposing” opposition.

        We will never be forgiven.

        We will never be forgiven for continuing to offer up your arseholes to Brussels either.

        We never learn.


      • 120
        The Eye of History says:

        The moment when Brown, on camera, at a press conference after the Duffy fiasco, sinks his face into his hands and finally realises what a complete and utter c’unt he is.


        • 133
          Collective of Boggers says:

          You must be as blind as bonkers Gordon, the idiot did this on a radio phone-in show.

          Don’t let facts get in the way of your rant however.


        • 162
          jgm2 says:

          Except he doesn’t realise what a c*unt he is. He realises how bad this will appear to folk who were unaware of the profound depths of his c*untitude. But a lightbulb moment? Not a hope.

          It is my one fervent wish that Brown like Field Marshall Haig lives long enough to realise the immense damage his inept leadership and tactics did to the people of the UK. I want the fucker to spend his days selling gold-coloured poppies (lest we forget) to try and recoup the 700bn quid he pissed up a rope during his imbecile tenure.

          Hundreds of billions of quid that if he hadn’t squandered the lot we could be using right now to buy up huge chunks of Greece and Ireland at firesale prices with our sovereign wealth fund.

          Instead of which all we have is a monumental deficit and a spiralling debt.


          • Call me Dave - media whore says:

            How about focusing your efforts on what crap the wankers in Parliament are treating you to TODAY?

            No? Too tribal?


    • 109
      Ed Balls, Shallow Chancer says:

      The abolition of Boom and Bust was surely our proudest achievement ??


      • 188
        jgm2 says:

        It’s probably between that and the ‘prudence’ that resulted in a 170bn quid annual deficit.


    • 119
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      Getting into the Iraq war was the second worst
      The worst was not planning how to get out of it. (ie what to do after invading).


      • 134
        Call me Dave - or 'cunt' for short says:

        Like Libya you mean?


        • 141
          sockpuppet #4 says:

          you leave me no choice but to say something pro dave. its quite rare you know.

          More like afganistan.


          • Call me Dave - or 'cunt' for short says:

            At least with Afghanistan the Yanks were prepared to support the folly, unlike Libya where they appear to be getting out as fast as they can.

            Well done Dave, you didn’t bother even to do your prep!


          • Call me Dave - or 'cunt' for short says:

            Cheers for the censorship you libertarian tosser.


          • smoggie says:

            Why don’t you just kiss Gadaffi’s brown arse?


  36. 75
    dr. sipp says:

    should of said DVLA news

    was good as they asked—r u speeding away


  37. 79
    BaggPuss says:

    Labour’s finest moment was in electing Blair as its Leader, the second but last Labour PM – ever.


  38. 85
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Dave couldn’t deliver a Tory majority, so he had to get into bed with the LIB Dumbs. Dave is very reliant on the dumbs, he needs them, his success depends on the cockalition working well and being cohesive. And here is Guido day after day chipping away at Daves partners, not even realising that once the foundation is gone, the whole lot collapses. This is how political naive Guido really is.

    Keep up the self destruction Guido…..LOL. When Huhne goes, Dave will have NO choice but to replace him with another Lib Dummy , his hands are tied

    Like all my imitators …I’m flattered


    • 92
      Red Milibean says:

      Whoth thith Moutha Koutha perthon?


    • 93
      say what you see! says:

      You da man!


    • 96
      Share with us and we will help you overcome your trials and tribulations says:

      Hi Moussa. When did Ed Miliband first start to touch your special place?


      • 100
        Moussa Koussa says:

        He didnt, I met Dave. Dave told me he planned on locking me up, and there was no hiding place for me. But then he let me go out of the country…I dont think I’d like to come back, too nice here in Qatar…Im looking forward to the 2018 World Cup


    • 144
      Mouser Nouser says:

      Hi listeners!

      Mouser Nouser here! Giving your the inside take on the happening in No.10 from a Mouse’s perspective.

      Not much happing today but found some interesting biscuit crumbs in the cabinet room…

      Shh… it’s that fucking cat again… Larry – or whatever they call him. Useless wanker!

      Anyway, as I was saying, I was in the cabinet room… [aaaaaaaaaaargghhh, Noooooooo! LArrrrrrrry! Aarrrrrrrhhh, gnnnnnnph]….


    • 199
      Anonymous says:

      Could replace him with Laws.


    • 229
      Handycock No1 Trougher in Parliament says:

      It is quite clear that if my friend and fellow Brother, Chris Huhne, goes, then I should replace him. We have much in common, expenses fiddling without being jailed, totally self serving without any interests whatsoever other than our own, the accumulation of wealth from the public sector, a healthy interest in sexual conquest at public expense and long time membership of the Brotherhood. I will be happy to carry on these traditions and committments that Chris has so valiantly supported, and I believe I will be even better at troughing than he was. Boaz.


  39. 94
    Simple & Red says:

    Things can only get worse


  40. 99
    Wanker praises wanker for talking about another wanker says:


    • 102
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Fabians? Do they still believe in Eugenics?


    • 126
      Ex-Labour voter says:

      “Leaving Fab Soc to run key new think tank”.

      Or, in English, “leaving an irrelevant talking shop to join a less-known and soon-to-be-forgotten talking shop.”


      • 191
        LSE professor says:

        We still believe that the “Gentleman in Whiethall knows best” as stated by the first “Lord” Jay, socialist and kinswoman of the notorious adulteress “Lady’ Jay of Paddington, Blair groupie and the daughter of “Sunny Jim” Callaghan…and of the hegdie capitalist “Lord” Jay, bag carrier or the Liar Blair and head of the Foreign Office when Britain followed as Bush’s poddle into Irak……


    • 130
      Old Tory Bigot says:

      Hope Ed M will speal equally well at your leaving do – just before your go to jail you theiving toe rag.


    • 163
      Tony the divorced Catholic Blair and all his mighty lies says:

      Fabians ? Do they still exist ? What do they believe in ?

      It was always Clause 4 I thought ?


    • 193
      Bob says:

      Why is MacShame not in jail yet ?

      Is someone protecting him ?


  41. 104
    Anonymouse says:

    Vicky Price was a Claridge’s this morning, she too ran away, this time it was early before the Press could get at her…


  42. 105
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Flogging a dead horse with this one. Huhne aint going anywhere. Which ironically is better for the opposition. Keep up the bad work Guido


  43. 108
    Sir William Waad says:

    It must give any politician a shiver down their spine when they enter a revolving door.


  44. 112
    Collective of Boggers says:

    Yet another blogger wanker with an axe to grind. Plenty of them about!


  45. 114
    Henry G says:

    “@dcameron Fuck you too.”

    Best tweet ever,Guido


  46. 122
    Master_Rick says:

    I’m just this moment thinking of spending more time with my family and my garden chairs.


  47. 131
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Are her views interesting?
    Its bloody long and says: I don’t lie. Features can have “colour”.

    I’d conclude that he says things that don’t get you sued.


  48. 138
    Gordon Brown says:

    Ang Pang Sue Lee is my new friend.


    • 150
      Old Tory Bigot says:

      Is she some sort of panda? A gift from Peking?


    • 174
      Call me Dave - media whore says:

      Wen Jiabao is my new friend.


      • 205
        retardEd Miliband says:

        Rubbith! The Communithtth love me! Jiabao! Look at me! I demand you give me thome attention! I’m a thocialitht!


        • 214
          to the cunt above says:

          Are you the same boring “funny” c’unt who posts faux speech-impediment crap repeatedly and thinks it’s funny? Why do you do it?

          ps. it doesn’t wind me up, it does however demonstrate the paucity of your argument which does make me laugh. Thanks


  49. 160
    Annon says:

    And he was “Off like a Flash”


    • 306
      in a comma right now says:

      Or, in the words of “The Goodies” [remember them?]

      He was keen, off up the high street like Barry sheen [remember him?]


  50. 166
    Ed Miliband says:

    Think again.


    • 240
      Tothe"to the cunt above" cunt says:

      Think again. What the Titanic would do if she hit an itheberg again.


  51. 167
    Empty Ed the Titanic Millie-Mossad says:

    Pwease weave me alone Gwido…

    I have been given my marching orders by Mossad and Lord Levy and the capitalists of Hampstead with whom I grew up…

    I will go..but just watch Blinky kill the Liebour Party like I could never have done…(I prefer a caretaker like Alan Johnson – a safe pair of hands….)


    • 168
      Thuggie Whelan the leader of the British Revolution says:


      You have let us down…

      I will give you the kiss like a mafia don

      Then you will know your fate…


      • 204
        retardEd Miliband says:

        Will it be a thummer fate?


        • 215
          poor Conservative voter who never had the money to fix their speech impediment says:

          Thtatth really clever LOL, LULZ – oh do fuck off.


          • retardEd Miliband says:

            Oh dear. Not enjoying oppothithion?

            Only another nine yearth, at leatht.


          • Ex-Labour voter says:

            “poor Conservative voter who never had the money to fix their speech impediment”

            Hmm. So now it’s “Labour insult the poor”?

            You’re out of ideas now, aren’t you?


          • poor Conservative voter who never had the money to fix their speech impediment says:

            No, just a Conservative voter who has a speech impediment. Is that too much to understand?

            Am not rich enough to entertain private surgery. Sorry.


  52. 172
    PA correspondent recently arrested for phone tapping says:


    Why are all these senior Libdems either q u e ee r or fiddlers ?

    Are they all the sons of Jeremy Thorpe then ?


    • 173
      PA correspondent recently arrested for phone tapping says:

      I resent your acronym…

      I am a PA coprrespondent who has never tapped any telephone…

      But I was a lobby correspondent so it was not necessary..My hot line was


      • 176
        PA correspondent recently arrested for phone tapping says:

        My hot line was Madoff Mandelson and he was far more poisonous about his friends “off the record” than any telephone call…


    • 177
      cosy bedroom arrangements (tm) Hague says:

      I resent that!


    • 182
      Aubrey Bimpson QC says:

      “Are they all the sons of Jeremy Thorpe then ?”

      Players of the Pink Oboe m’lud.


      • 186
        Y Fffefronts, the future leader of the Labour Party says:

        My oboe is bright red

        it is online again…


    • 302
      Jeremy Thorpe says:

      How dare you my Party follows the clear moral guidelines and standards that I set these many years ago.



  53. 174
    Gordon Brown says:

    Fuck, fuck fuck x 100

    Christine Lagarde has got my job as Head of the IMF

    Life’s not fair


    • 178
      Y Fffefronts, the future leader of the Labour Party says:

      Don’t be jealous Gordon

      She is a real woman…

      You can only pretend to me one (please send me an intimate photo – I collect them as you know because I am unsatisfied)…


    • 179
      J Flansburgh says:

      Life is what you deserve, a hundred times over.


    • 180
      Old Tory Bigot says:

      I hear the MFI job is still open though Gordon, so not all bad news.


  54. 185
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido, I think those at the Indie think you are telling porkies about Hari.



    • 216
      Billy is the biggest arse licker ever! says:

      Guido is a media whore shocker! Who would have thought it?


  55. 192
    Jack says:

    Re Polly Twaddle

    She has never admitted that her salary is paid from the proceeds of hedge fund speculation by the Guardian media group

    Until such time as she does, she is a brazen hypocrite and fraud…


  56. 194
    I am Slotgob says:

    My Tone has deserted me…

    I cannot help being Imelda Marcos in suburban clothing…

    I know you are influential Guido

    Please bring back my Tone to me…the children miss him as well..aznd we have £28 million already…tha


    • 200
      AC DC Blair says:

      Hello SLobgob

      I am the answer to all the problems of the world as you know…

      I have already saved the world indeed like Gordon brown…

      But I saw your face in the Mail today (I am in Jerusalem as usual) and I am taking the advice of our great friend Mandy and becoming gay…See you ate Gay pride next year luvvie…

      Your old husband…


    • 210
      Car 'ole says:

      Dear Slotgob & Deus,

      Come together. Right now. Over me. XX


  57. 196
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Madame Lagarde est nommée nouvelle patronne du FMI, alors…

    Former member of the French national synchronised swimming team, worked for a Chicago law firm for 10 years, speaks good English (albeit with a Yank accent), good track record in Sarko’s government, so an all-round good girl…


    …COMPLETELY the wrong person for this job: we need a NON-European who’ll tell it like it is re the Greeks, i.e. it’s all over, stop chucking good money after bad, get real FFS and PDQ, etc etc.

    Fuck it, I’m moving to Greece: if we’re going to bail them out again and again as we obviously now will, I may as well benefit from the sun-dappled 30-hour weeks, retirement at 50 and optional taxation that I’m fucking subsidising.

    Ouzo anyone?


    • 285
      Bring back the "Franc Fort" but not just yet eh ?? says:

      The French has a vested interest in supporting Greece…their Banking system probably owns about 80% of Greek Debt…Greece goes belly up then France est dans la merde…I was in France last week and Greece was never off the news channels over there….the French are bloody worried….the French (and Germans who are not keen to keep paying the bills)will chuck as much of the EU’s money at the problem as they can……they let Greece default and they know in Paris and Berlin that the euro ist kaput and “the project” is over !!


  58. 201
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Huhne desevers to be treated like Reagan in the 70s !!!


    • 238
      nell says:

      huhne is a minion of miniscule proportions in the scale of world politics.

      I don’t think the treatment of reagan or nixon have any bearing on his standing.

      More appropriate perhaps to consider comparing how he should be treated similarly to other road traffic criminals according to uk justice.


  59. 208
    annette curton says:

    Well I just don’t know what to make of it all, ‘The Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change speeds off in his car’, it would have been, perhaps, more in keeping with his office if he had made his swift exit on a skateboard, much less Co2 emissions and no driving licence needed.


  60. 209
    Madame Lagarde says:

    My dear Guido

    Thank you for giving 5 minutes of fame on your renowned site

    Since becoming French Finance Minister in 2007, I of course have increased France’s national debt from 63.0 to 84.2 of GDP in 2010. The French deficit this year will be about 8.2% of GDP as well so the trend is splendid. My Sarko is a wonder boy…

    I can gfuarantee to you that IU will continue these policies at the IMF until the whole world economy is submerged by debt and inflation…

    Thank you all for your support…Long live Weimar (what is that ?)


  61. 230
    Mr. Micawber MK II (Labour) says:

    “Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen six, result misery. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result happiness.”


  62. 244

    Kansas – Point of Know Return

    Saw them in Bochum, Germany on Friday. Still fantastic after 40 years.


    • 252
      marmaduke peaselake says:

      Who are these hairy gentlemen?


      • 269

        Kansas is an American progressive rock band formed in 1970. Notable recordings include “Carry On Wayward Son” and “Dust in the Wind”. They often play with a full symphony orchestra backing. They have sold over 10m albums. They have less hair now than is shown in the video but it does not adversely affect their music, which is excellent.


  63. 246
    John Arlott was th ebest cricket commentator ever ! says:

    Sad to see that the recovery has been choked off in the 6 months since George Osborne’s VAT rise. Guido Fawkes’ balanced plan would put jobs first and tackle the deficit.


  64. 250
    Chris Hoon says:

    If I had been door-stopped by the legendary Emily Nomates, Carina would have been dumped.


  65. 253
    Nigel says:


  66. 258
    Anonymous says:

    How are things in Cocka Morra?
    Is that little twat still leaping there?
    Does he still come down on Donny Cove?
    Through Kevin, Keith and Kenneth quееr?


  67. 260

    I’ll just say “Maria Sharapova” three times and retire to bed…


  68. 262
    Green Sheep says:

    Why is it that whenever the BBC news has filmed at a primary school recently there is never a single white kid to be seen?

    Do they keep using the same school or is Labour’s mass immigration legacy much worse than anyone can imagine?


    • 265
      Labour's Multi-culti anti-white experience says:

      78% of kids in London primaries don’t speak English as a first language.

      “Why aren’t there white kids?” Uhmm


    • 268
      Anonymous says:

      Recently? It’s been going on for years. Another case of, “rubbing the rights noses in it.”


    • 272
      Unemployed working-class white person totally betrayed by Labour says:

      Why do you think white people can’t find jobs any more?


      • 284
        Eamonn U Ensis says:

        I’d qualify that …it’s indigenous British White people not white people per se who are effected most…check it out……here’s a test go into any hotel,restaurant,supermarket checkout;shop and liosten to the accents….eastern european in 90% of the cases….it’s the gift that keeps on giving and “Dave” can’t do a fucking thing about it despite his grandiose promises on immigration…why cos’ they’re EU citizens stupid and there is freedom of movement of labour within the EU…(although Blair could have had 10 year phasing in period for immigration of immigrants from eastern europe like most of the rest of the EU but chose not to…)if IDS think’s he’s gonna be able to get indigenous long term unemployed off the dole and into work when the very jobs they would do are already taken by eastern europeans then he’s living in cloud cuckoo land…it’s not gonna happen


    • 276
      Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

      You actually see this more and more, that school they filed was a total disgrace, not one single white kid, is this the BBC’s idea of multi culturism, no white people at all?

      The BBC do this more and more, watch any BBC vox pop on the streets and two thirds or more of the people they talk to will be ‘efnik’ minorities or some sort.

      Having said that if you walk around London these days (assuming you don’t get stabbed or shot) you won’t hear English being spoken in the streets that much, listen to men on phones and most of them sound like they are ordering their latest drugs deal or bringing in more whores from Russia.


    • 280
      albacore says:

      Nationally, only 25% of primary schoolchildren are now from ethnic minorities.
      How dare the BBC indulge in such subliminal scaremongering!
      On the other hand, you have to concede that it’s pretty inclusive in its coverage of wasps in its very wonderful natural history reportage.



  69. 273

    “It will not be any European statesman who will unite Europe: Europe will be united by the Chinese.”

    Charles de Gaulle

    Old big nose was right.


  70. 275
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Watching Guido’s rather lame effort with Huhne makes me think he’ need sot employ Kay Burley or take some lessons off of her. She might be dim but she’s aggressive.


    • 277

      As Malcolm Tucker warned his ministers.

      “Being interviewed by Kay Burley may seem like being interviewed by a simpleton child of retarded parents, but she can ask questions that can throw you off balance, just like a child might

      ‘What is Europe?..Why is there war?’

      And when you start flapping and spluttering nonsensical bullshit in reply its YOU that looks like a thick as pig shit cretin”


    • 283
      Gonk says:

      She’d be marvellous collecting for
      charity. You’d just throw your wallet
      at her and run screaming up the high street.


  71. 278
    Larry The Cat says:

    I’m so glad the Chinese prime minister has gone home. During the dinner at No10 he kept looking at me and licking his lips. Very unsettling.


  72. 279
    Gordon Brown says:

    Christine Lagarde is a bigot.


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  75. 289
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK (not Maude) son of COD says:

    Come on Greece !
    If the Greeks vote No to the Austerity measures today
    it will have a knock on effect on other European economies thus spelling the end of the Euro !


    • 296
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      Much as it might be fun to watch the shit hitting the fan, I fear we’re rather too close to the fan.


  76. 291
    Anon says:

    Nothing to do with Huhne but just saw Gordon Brown in departures at City Airport.


  77. 293
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    I see the peace talks went well then !
    planned withdrawal still on schedule then ?



  78. 294
    Chris Huhne...Guest Weather Forecaster says:

    A bright morning, but cloudy for the north and west of the U.K. A few showers from the west will head east today, most of them fairly light. Some heavy showers for eastern Scotland and north east England this afternoon with the risk of thunder. Staying mostly dry today for East Anglia, London and Kent and for much of the Midlands too, however the odd light shower is still possible this afternoon.


  79. 300
    Disco Biscuit says:

    Poor sod. Ha :o)


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