June 28th, 2011

Guy News: Huhne Ducks Resignation Questions, Speeds Off

Guido thought he would pop along with a Guy News camera to record a rare appearance by Chris Huhne in public. The Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change was speaking to the FT’s Global Greeny Types Conference in the City. After seeing the cameraman and sitting in the car for a few minutes mulling it over, he finally made a run for it:

He marched off eventually to the hotel’s restaurant in the opposite direction to the conference – can’t think why. It has to be said that his estranged wife Vicky Pryce is much better at dealing with the questions. Not sure “I don’t know what you’re talking about” will cut the mustard with Essex Police…


306 Comments

  1. 1
    English Viking says:

    First

  2. 2
    Ed Duck says:

    Guy News:

    Duck sucks Huhne with indigestion, fucks off.

  3. 3
    Tax Payer says:

    They’re a right pair of c’unts, to be sure.

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    first at last

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Guido makes a dick of himself

  6. 6
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Not long now…..Right?

  7. 7
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    The greasy little bastard will oil his way out of it.

    You just watch.

  8. 8
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘
    ^^ Just leaving s’ome apostrophes’ ready in case Mark , Pack passe’s by

  9. 9
    English Viking says:

    Doh!

  10. 10
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    will be dropped in the “public intrest”

  11. 11
    Simon says:

    The Denis Penis of politics strikes again.

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    FUCKING ACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    THIS IS WHAT THE KIDS WANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. 13
    Lancashire lad says:

    Hopefully he will go soon, cannot see how he can concentrate on his job with this hanging around his neck.

  14. 14
    Scandal! says:

    I’m shocked! He’s never heard of Guy News?!

  15. 15
    Albert says:

    There is something distinctly illiberal about hounding someone when they haven’t been charged. Some of the work you have done in raising the profile of the case and geting the police to take action has been worthy. This though, is unworthy and unnecessary.

  16. 16
    Titford Hat says:

    “““““““ aren’t apostrophes

    ”””””””””””””””” are

  17. 17
    James Kibbor says:

    Hahaha! “*GUY* News?!” Pryce-less! :-)

  18. 18
    Beyond tedious says:

    Why don’t you just fuck off…

  19. 19
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Good to see you enjoying your work so much, Guido!

  20. 20
    Ah! Monika says:

    “I disapprove of what you don’t say, but I will defend to the death your right not to say it”

  21. 21
    Bronson says:

    Guido, you need to sack the sound man… watching that has left me almost deaf in one ear.

    Expect to hear from my brief…

  22. 22
    Tubby says:

    Guido, lay off the pies.

  23. 23
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Richard & Mark Video Production Services?

  24. 24
    Chris Cunt says:

    I’m a complete Huhne

  25. 25
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    So how come the BBC/Guardian are not digging around this story like they were over phone hacking?

    Could it be Huhne is one of them, a eco lefty mong? All lefty mongs stick together like a rent boys arse with a load of cum shoved up it.

  26. 26
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Did he get stuck in the revolving door there for a second?

  27. 27
    Mange Tout says:

    You sir are Chris Huhne and I claim my 5 penalty points

  28. 28
    Ah! Monika says:

    Have you bet on it?

  29. 29
    Dr Psyche says:

    “All lefty mongs stick together like a rent boys arse with a load of cum shoved up it.”

    Just have to say old boy; you are deeply fucking insane and a pervert to boot.

  30. 30
    Fast and Furious 6 says:

    He had to make a quick Getaway and he was Gone In 60 Seconds.

  31. 31
    Dr Psyche says:

    NO!!!!! KIDS WANT EXCLAMATION MARKS !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. 32
    Mange Tout says:

    It looks like he’s never heard of perjury either

  33. 33
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Vicky Pryce is better at dealing with the questions because she knows, that unlike Chris, her questioner does not think she is a complete cnut.

  34. 34
    Gordon Brown says:

    Hullo is that Aung San Suu Kyi?

    Where is my Chinese takeaway

  35. 35
    Gweeedo says:

    on camera – he has a habit of that

    michael white made him look a prat…..

    some olde tory (about using parliament) made him look a prat…

    there is a common theme emerging here…..

    online good – on camera not so good

  36. 36
    I'll have a P please, Bob says:

    Yup. Also counterproductive. Claimed stats for visits to this site plus ott hounding of huhne = impossible to have a fair trial argument.

  37. 37
    Engineer says:

    “…the FT’s Global Greeny Type Conference…”

    You’d think the nation’s premier financial newspaper would be able to spot an investment bubble. There have been enough of them in recent years. I can understand their being a bit shaky on scientific matters, but after all the debate surrounding wind power and (more recently) solar power, even they should be able to spot a non-starter when it comes along.

    The smart money will be going into gas, coal and as a side-bet, nuclear. Green technology? That’s for mugs, at least until oil and gas prices approximately triple.

  38. 38
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    How big was his carbon footprint?

  39. 39
    andrew s says:

    Haha. I did love his voice when be said ‘Guy News’. It sounds like a gay lifestyle magazine

  40. 40
    I'll have a P please, Bob says:

    I don’t think a rent boys arse with a load of etc, etc would stick together particularly well at all; the problem would surely be the opposite one.

    PS get help. Seriously.

  41. 41
    Backwoodsman says:

    Keep it in context, Bertie Old Bean !
    As a result of the bloke he tried to shaft in a leadership contest, being a plausible little fucker in a staged tv debate , we ended up with limp dims getting their sticky little fingers on some very important jobs, this huoon’s being one of them.
    In order to appeal to the lunatic fringe of limp dims, (quite a large percentage) in the next leadership contest, our boy has gone from playing Mr. Toad in a 7 series Beemer with a personalised number plate ( a sure indicator of awfullness), to being prepared to decimate British industry and plunge millions of little old ladies into darkness.
    Prison for perjery , or polonium on the tip of Ms Trimminghams’ strap -on , just so long as a damage limitation excercise succeeds, either will do.

  42. 42
    Mark Pack says:

    Shut up! Shut up all of you! Chris Huhne is lovely, hes brilliant, the sun shine`s out of his arse, He is working harder than anyone to make Britian a greater, Safer place.

    Go Away all you right wing nutter`s and youll be sorry.

  43. 43
    Aung San Suu Kyi says:

    Stick it up your junta. Tosspot.

  44. 44
    English Viking says:

    Couldn’t resist it, just had to beat Billy.

  45. 45
    Peter Manglebum says:

    Isn’t it? Oh shit.

    *scurries off*

  46. 46
    W.W. says:

    He’s a lot better than he used to be.

    Probably would have been better to have some killer questions lined up before hand.

    Perhaps he wasn’t expecting to get so close.

    Perhaps he was half cut.

    W.W.

  47. 47
    Mark Pack says:

    Yes, but I don`t know that.

  48. 48
    Comprehensive says:

    to be honest I have never heard of Johann Hari but I guess he is going to play the victim card on this one, looking at him I guess it will come naturally

  49. 49
    BaggPuss says:

    And what a job – destroying Britain’s power generating capacity all in the name of global warming carp. Hang these green fuckers before the rest of us die of cold and hunger, beginning with this bastard

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2009054/Prince-Charles-income-taxpayer-rises-18-bucks-recession.html

  50. 50
    Ah! Monika says:

    Can’t believe any politician would not know about Guy News, let alone recognise Guido

    Rather Like a judge asking ” who is the greatest umpire ever “

  51. 51
    Moussa Koussa says:

    In trying to choose Labour’s finest moment in its 13 years, it’s hard to decide between the death of Dr K e lly, the McBride smear campaign, the smear campaign against a train crash survivor, the smear campaign against Mo Mowlam, the dodgy dossier, the illegal war, the rise in immigration, the massive spending on public sector jobs, the hospital PFI deals, the tax rises, the increase in state surveillance and intrusion, and the selling of gold at bottom price. Actually, come to think of it, we’re equally proud of all our achievements.

  52. 52
    Mange Tout says:

    Johann Hari says to Oscar Wilde about ‘The Importance of Being Earnest’, “I wish I’d written that Wilde” – Wilde replied, “You will Hari, you certainly will”

  53. 53
    Call me Infidel says:

    The man has no shame he will not resign.

  54. 54
    Aubrey Bimpson says:

    Oh fuck! You mean it isn’t?

    I’ve wasted month on here hoping for the sight of a big bulging knob or a cheeky arse and all I see is this ‘politics’ stuff.

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    SATURDAY !! SATURDAY !!

    SATURDAY IS TISWAS DAY !!!

    Now THAT is what the kids want !!!!!

  56. 56
    Mark Pack says:

    And so the hounding conitues.

    Bloody hell, you moan about ministers wasting money on travel and the so, but after you see the hounding they get from low-lifes like this you cannot blame them.

    I do think this obesesion of yours Guido is , how shall we say getting beyond a joke and i would not be suprised if Chris considers getting a restraining order at some stage if the hounding and smearing contiues.

    Guido, just admit defeat, we are not laughing with you , but at you. Be a good chap and just post the apology and in a few weeks it will all be forgotton about.

  57. 57
    Cunt Face says:

    Billy’s dead, or asleep

  58. 58
    Martin Day's goldfish says:

    fishist

  59. 59
    Aubrey Bimpson QC says:

    “the greatest umpire ever” is a popular beat combo, m’lud.

  60. 60
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Nah, But i might.

  61. 61
    BaggPuss says:

    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC is one of the sanest people I don’t know.

  62. 62
  63. 63
    Gordon Brown says:

    Thanks to me, Sing Ping Doo Chee was released. I also helped get Al Weewee freed.

  64. 64
    see below says:

    Good grief, one twat shrieks at another twat and you call this News?

  65. 65
    lol says:

    Gweedo and the Hunt Huhne? Most certainly.

  66. 66
    Moussa Koussa says:

    In trying to choose Labour’s finest moment in its 13 years, it’s hard to decide between the death of Dr K e lly, the M c Bride smear campaign, the smear campaign against a train crash survivor, the smear campaign against Mo Mowlam, the illegal war, the rise in immigration, the massive spending on public sector jobs, the PFI deals, the tax rises, the increase in state surveillance, and the selling of gold at bottom. Actually, come to think of it, we’re equally proud of all our achievements.

  67. 67
    BaggPuss says:

    Slip of the keys – brought on by the sight of Charles.

  68. 68
    I says:

    Perhaps both the host and Huhne and both Hunts.

  69. 69
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    A judge has no need to ask that question , as everyone knows that Billy Bowden is ;-)

  70. 70

    Can’t understand this without all his normal apostrophes.

  71. 71
    Darrell Hair is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    ” who is the greatest umpire ever “

    C’est moi, mate!

  72. 72
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    You have to be insane to give the mongs at the BBC £150 a year

  73. 73
    Splooge says:

    Billy’s umpiring the ODI at The Oval

  74. 74
    Lord Prescock says:

    I fancy a 69. P aul ine alway refuses.

  75. 75
    dr. sipp says:

    should of said DVLA news

    was good as they asked—r u speeding away

  76. 76
    Chamelion Cameron - media whore and Blair-lite says:

    I’m very proud too.

  77. 77
    Splooge says:

    Play has resumed, Billy

    arse in gear, old chap; arse in gear

  78. 78

    Is it the sort of band that you would want your wife or servants to be listening to?

  79. 79
    BaggPuss says:

    Labour’s finest moment was in electing Blair as its Leader, the second but last Labour PM – ever.

  80. 80
    English Viking says:

    Probably best if nobody Googles ‘smearing’ and ‘Liberal MP’ at the same time.

  81. 81
    Chris Huhne says:

    Feel free to take them

  82. 82
    Wei Tu Lait says:

    On its way

  83. 83
    Tony Blair says:

    Yes, well …. cricky … they were all very hard calls to make. My fee is £20,000.

  84. 84
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    And a outstanding job he is doing :-)

  85. 85
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Dave couldn’t deliver a Tory majority, so he had to get into bed with the LIB Dumbs. Dave is very reliant on the dumbs, he needs them, his success depends on the cockalition working well and being cohesive. And here is Guido day after day chipping away at Daves partners, not even realising that once the foundation is gone, the whole lot collapses. This is how political naive Guido really is.

    Keep up the self destruction Guido…..LOL. When Huhne goes, Dave will have NO choice but to replace him with another Lib Dummy , his hands are tied

    Like all my imitators …I’m flattered

  86. 86
    Audemus Dicere says:

    Pack – how many attempts do you need to spell “continues” correctly? I suppose it is too much to ask for a Lie Dum follower to be even partly literate?

    “in a few weeks it will all be forgotton about”

    You wish…!

  87. 87
    Shirley says:

    In all your wildest dreams you couldn’t possibly imagine that a judge would rule this bog as evidence of anything more than a fit of adolescent hormonal imbalance.

  88. 88
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Dont mention the DVLA…. Guido still waiting for his Licence to come back. Stamped again of course

  89. 89
    Stinkfinger says:

    I’m quite happy for Guido to hound the Huhne.
    It is a drop in the bucket compared to how I,as a motorist,consumer,householder feels hounded by Huhne’s fucking policies based on shit science but keep it up GF.

  90. 90
    eh? says:

    ‘politics’ stuff?

    Ha ha ha.

  91. 91
    not a machine says:

    Oohhh a restraining order , then please issue one to every newspaper while your at it , besides huhne should have had the evidence to clear his name or at least call his missus a liar .

    Hari winning orwell prize , LOL

    Missed Ken Clark , but managed to see Burnham find a new low , Goves response was excellent , however rather like the old days at the Glasgow empire the funny bit was as soon as Andy Burnham had finished , some wheeze timed the sometimes just barracking just right , “rubbish” cut the stunned silence with terrible accuracy.What on earth was Andy thinking in the latter half of his speech.

  92. 92
    Red Milibean says:

    Whoth thith Moutha Koutha perthon?

  93. 93
    say what you see! says:

    You da man!

  94. 94
    Simple & Red says:

    Things can only get worse

  95. 95
    Labour Scriptwriter says:

    Too fast. Too deep.

  96. 96
    Share with us and we will help you overcome your trials and tribulations says:

    Hi Moussa. When did Ed Miliband first start to touch your special place?

  97. 97
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Im no Lib Dumb fan… but spot on. Guido needs to be careful, with his record, the next time his collar is felt it will result in a custodial sentance…well, under Dave its highly unlikely

  98. 98
    Greecing The Wheels Of The Handcart To Hell says:

    Guido’s never been sober enough to be described accurately as half-cut. As far as interviewing technique goes, please remember with Guido there’s a time delay – he exists somewhere around 2014 since his mantra is that unemployment has peaked.

  99. 99
    Wanker praises wanker for talking about another wanker says:

  100. 100
    Moussa Koussa says:

    He didnt, I met Dave. Dave told me he planned on locking me up, and there was no hiding place for me. But then he let me go out of the country…I dont think I’d like to come back, too nice here in Qatar…Im looking forward to the 2018 World Cup

  101. 101
    Anonymous says:

    I’d like to add Walter Wolfgang’s eviction and detention under the Terroism Act, watched over by the two faced straw man.

    Or how about Mc snot’s moment of glory with Gillian Duffy, ah now I bet he wished he could have held her under the terroism act.

  102. 102
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Fabians? Do they still believe in Eugenics?

  103. 103
    Chris Hoon says:

    Calm down dear. You’ll exhale too much CO2.

  104. 104
    Anonymouse says:

    Vicky Price was a Claridge’s this morning, she too ran away, this time it was early before the Press could get at her…

  105. 105
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Flogging a dead horse with this one. Huhne aint going anywhere. Which ironically is better for the opposition. Keep up the bad work Guido

  106. 106
    Henry Wood says:

    Oy! Billy Bowden! Do you know there are three stories about you on the Times of India site?

    http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/topic/Billy-Bowden

  107. 107
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Or ‘FibDems’.

  108. 108
    Sir William Waad says:

    It must give any politician a shiver down their spine when they enter a revolving door.

  109. 109
    Ed Balls, Shallow Chancer says:

    The abolition of Boom and Bust was surely our proudest achievement ??

  110. 110
    The Conservative Party says:

    We supported the Iraq War because we were too stupid to see through Blair’s lies despite many in the country requesting and requiring a capable and “opposing” opposition.

    We will never be forgiven.

    We will never be forgiven for continuing to offer up your arseholes to Brussels either.

    We never learn.

  111. 111
    Anonymous says:

    No blogs to cut & paste.

  112. 112
    Collective of Boggers says:

    Yet another blogger wanker with an axe to grind. Plenty of them about!

  113. 113
    Chris Hoon says:

    Moussa Koussa and Mark Pack: get a room !

  114. 114
    Henry G says:

    “@dcameron Fuck you too.”

    Best tweet ever,Guido

  115. 115
    Billy Bowden is the greatest tosser ever ! (and I am may be a sanctimonious wanker) says:

    Whilst it does seem pointless for English Viking to simply post that he is first – it is less tedious that the crap that Bowden posts (whether the post is first or the 30 or so follow ups that he then posts before he runs out of coins for his electricty meter).

  116. 116
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Moussa , you are well within your rights to accept a full refund and fuck off.

  117. 117
    Nursie says:

    That’s right dear.

    Now put your dollys back in their box and go to bed.

  118. 118
    BBC New Ideas Department says:

    No! It’s not just boring old ‘news’, it’s TWAT SHRIEK!!!

    TWAT SHRIEK!!! — The ALL NEW happening CURRENT AFFAIRS and POLITICS show.

    Followed at 11.00 by MONKEY TENNIS

    BBC – It’s worth a wank in an old sock.

  119. 119
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Getting into the Iraq war was the second worst
    The worst was not planning how to get out of it. (ie what to do after invading).

  120. 120
    The Eye of History says:

    The moment when Brown, on camera, at a press conference after the Duffy fiasco, sinks his face into his hands and finally realises what a complete and utter c’unt he is.

  121. 121
    Nemo says:

    No, he’s going into competion with Eric Pickles

  122. 122
    Master_Rick says:

    I’m just this moment thinking of spending more time with my family and my garden chairs.

  123. 123
    Arfer Mo says:

    bog ?

  124. 124
    not a machine says:

    Yes buts its to with how you think these days, rather than land of origin, fabians are very dangerous indeed , attempting bland ,dangerous and dysfunctional lifestyles since 1900

  125. 125

    Hmmm. Revolving door enters revolving door?

  126. 126
    Ex-Labour voter says:

    “Leaving Fab Soc to run key new think tank”.

    Or, in English, “leaving an irrelevant talking shop to join a less-known and soon-to-be-forgotten talking shop.”

  127. 127
    Aung San Suu Kyi says:

    You go wove you woking horse long time!

  128. 128
    Collective of Boggers says:

    They have probably got old school “flash cards” available.

    Pic of guido = steaming pile of Sun-esque shite

  129. 129
    Ex-Labour voter says:

    Nooo. I want him to stay.

    He reminds me – and about 5 million other former Labour voters – of why I/we now hate everything about the utterly irrelevant Labour Party.

  130. 130
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Hope Ed M will speal equally well at your leaving do – just before your go to jail you theiving toe rag.

  131. 131
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Are her views interesting?
    Its bloody long and says: I don’t lie. Features can have “colour”.

    I’d conclude that he says things that don’t get you sued.

  132. 132
    Stupid Boy says:

    You forgot to say “His blog, His rules.”

  133. 133
    Collective of Boggers says:

    You must be as blind as bonkers Gordon, the idiot did this on a radio phone-in show.

    Don’t let facts get in the way of your rant however.

  134. 134
    Call me Dave - or 'cunt' for short says:

    Like Libya you mean?

  135. 135
    Backstairs Billy says:

    Eeeh bay gummmmm!

    Fancy a fuck?

  136. 136
    Teacher of remedial English says:

    “didn’t”. “don’t”. “I’m”.

    End the paragraph with a full-stop.

  137. 137
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Do you pull the wings off houseflies as well?

  138. 138
    Gordon Brown says:

    Ang Pang Sue Lee is my new friend.

  139. 139
    Billy is the biggest arse licker ever! says:

    I know! Am going to shit my nappy now. My arse is so raw after taking fat fucker fawkes’ cock I am bleeding to buggery.

  140. 140
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    There is video of him doing the “head in hands stuff” , am sure someone will post it.

  141. 141
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    you leave me no choice but to say something pro dave. its quite rare you know.

    More like afganistan.

  142. 142
    David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    Pryce ought to claim coercion. Hopefully she will get off and Huhne goes to jail.

    Huhne wanted us in the single Euro fiasco along with his Lie Dumb mate Danny I flip my house to avoid tax Alexander. Alexander has the cheek to claim he wants the HMRC to clamp down on tax dodgers, look in the mirror Danny me old Lie Dumb mate.

    When is Laws going to get prosecuted? Could we have a double prosecution with Huhne?

    McClegg and CaMoron were going to sort these sort of people out, especially as we are all in it together. Soft Ken Clark will let you have an early release.

    Guido, do politicians who are sent to jail still receive their pensions?? Very poignant question with strikers this week. Wet Dave was doing his best to forget politician scams that he is allowing while using scare tactics for everyone else. Either the sentiments of his comments are true for everyone, including politicians, or they are not.

  143. 143
    screw blue labour says:

    Dave couldn’t give a shit about anybody but himself.

  144. 144
    Mouser Nouser says:

    Hi listeners!

    Mouser Nouser here! Giving your the inside take on the happening in No.10 from a Mouse’s perspective.

    Not much happing today but found some interesting biscuit crumbs in the cabinet room…

    Shh… it’s that fucking cat again… Larry – or whatever they call him. Useless wanker!

    Anyway, as I was saying, I was in the cabinet room… [aaaaaaaaaaargghhh, Noooooooo! LArrrrrrrry! Aarrrrrrrhhh, gnnnnnnph]….

  145. 145
    Stupid Boy says:

    His cock, His rules

  146. 146
    fuck off already says:

    There is a fucking video you Hunt, of the phone-in show!

    Jesus wept, no wonder the host likes you around.

  147. 147
    D Draper says:

    An open sewer

  148. 148
    David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    Let’s all sing a football song: Go to Jail , go to jail, go to jail; go to jail, go to jail, go to Jaaaiiillll. Altogether now.

    When is Huhne going to tell everyone how he is subsidising private energy firms by adding 12% on electric bills and 2& on gas bills for government obligation to climate change? VAT is added on the total amount charged; just so we can have wind farms, solar panels and alike. They are private firms and should seek finance from banks and share holders not the taxpayer.

  149. 149
    smoggie says:

    Seems tat is envious of Billy. How fucking sad.

  150. 150
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Is she some sort of panda? A gift from Peking?

  151. 151
    Call me Dave - or 'cunt' for short says:

    At least with Afghanistan the Yanks were prepared to support the folly, unlike Libya where they appear to be getting out as fast as they can.

    Well done Dave, you didn’t bother even to do your prep!

  152. 152
    S Wiesenthal says:

    Fabians believe that eugenics should be applied to everyone but themselves.

  153. 153
    smoggie says:

    Who the fuck gave Mickey Old Ponce White a knighthood?

  154. 154
    Call me Dave - media whore says:

    He was a big rock in my life.

  155. 155
    Call me Dave - or 'cunt' for short says:

    Cheers for the censorship you libertarian tosser.

  156. 156
    Ah! Monika says:

    Copy and paste:-

    conitues.

  157. 157
    Gooey Blob says:

    Drop the W. Do you go to the bar and ask the barman for a “San Migwel”? When U follows G in Spanish it isn’t pronounced.

    Not that I’d particularly advocate buying a bottle of “St Michael” anyway. I much prefer a 7.2% Voll Damm…

  158. 158
    smoggie says:

    He must face the consequences of his actions. Just because he is from a privileged and posh background does not give him immunity. If it were anyone else they’d be crying themselves to sleep into their prison blanket tonight.

    Hound him Guido; we should all be equal in the eyes of the law.

  159. 159
    Rick's extinsive collection of garden gnomes says:

    Sod the chairs! What about us?

  160. 160
    Annon says:

    And he was “Off like a Flash”

  161. 161
    smoggie says:

    Poor old tat. Only a spacker could be so bitter.

  162. 162
    jgm2 says:

    Except he doesn’t realise what a c*unt he is. He realises how bad this will appear to folk who were unaware of the profound depths of his c*untitude. But a lightbulb moment? Not a hope.

    It is my one fervent wish that Brown like Field Marshall Haig lives long enough to realise the immense damage his inept leadership and tactics did to the people of the UK. I want the fucker to spend his days selling gold-coloured poppies (lest we forget) to try and recoup the 700bn quid he pissed up a rope during his imbecile tenure.

    Hundreds of billions of quid that if he hadn’t squandered the lot we could be using right now to buy up huge chunks of Greece and Ireland at firesale prices with our sovereign wealth fund.

    Instead of which all we have is a monumental deficit and a spiralling debt.

  163. 163
    Tony the divorced Catholic Blair and all his mighty lies says:

    Fabians ? Do they still exist ? What do they believe in ?

    It was always Clause 4 I thought ?

  164. 164
    Shirley says:

    Yes, a bog.

  165. 165
    smoggie says:

    And don’t forget the warm fudge. He be partial to a bit o’ fudge doth Mark. ;)

  166. 166
    Ed Miliband says:

    Think again.

  167. 167
    Empty Ed the Titanic Millie-Mossad says:

    Pwease weave me alone Gwido…

    I have been given my marching orders by Mossad and Lord Levy and the capitalists of Hampstead with whom I grew up…

    I will go..but just watch Blinky kill the Liebour Party like I could never have done…(I prefer a caretaker like Alan Johnson – a safe pair of hands….)

  168. 168
    Thuggie Whelan the leader of the British Revolution says:

    Eddie

    You have let us down…

    I will give you the kiss like a mafia don

    Then you will know your fate…

  169. 169
    smoggie says:

    Why don’t you just kiss Gadaffi’s brown arse?

  170. 170
    BBC commissioning dept. says:

    I can see Guy News being a happening and groovy style in the BBC.

    All guff and no substance – will suit us and our legions of followers well..

  171. 171
    God is an Englishman. says:

    A referee? (or a refugee?)

  172. 172
    PA correspondent recently arrested for phone tapping says:

    Guido

    Why are all these senior Libdems either q u e ee r or fiddlers ?

    Are they all the sons of Jeremy Thorpe then ?

  173. 173
    PA correspondent recently arrested for phone tapping says:

    I resent your acronym…

    I am a PA coprrespondent who has never tapped any telephone…

    But I was a lobby correspondent so it was not necessary..My hot line was

  174. 174
    Call me Dave - media whore says:

    Wen Jiabao is my new friend.

  175. 175
    Gordon Brown says:

    Fuck, fuck fuck x 100

    Christine Lagarde has got my job as Head of the IMF

    Life’s not fair

  176. 176
    PA correspondent recently arrested for phone tapping says:

    My hot line was Madoff Mandelson and he was far more poisonous about his friends “off the record” than any telephone call…

  177. 177
    cosy bedroom arrangements (tm) Hague says:

    I resent that!

  178. 178
    Y Fffefronts, the future leader of the Labour Party says:

    Don’t be jealous Gordon

    She is a real woman…

    You can only pretend to me one (please send me an intimate photo – I collect them as you know because I am unsatisfied)…

  179. 179
    J Flansburgh says:

    Life is what you deserve, a hundred times over.

  180. 180
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    I hear the MFI job is still open though Gordon, so not all bad news.

  181. 181
    Anonymous says:

    Re DLLDf @ 6:17 p.m. If you have a conservative m.p. for your constituency email them & tell him/her you will not be voting for them next time if they are not prepared to force Cameron to get shot of Huhne & the iniquitous costs being imposed on the public for useless wind turbines etc & replace with a firm policy for nuclear powered electricity generation.

  182. 182
    Aubrey Bimpson QC says:

    “Are they all the sons of Jeremy Thorpe then ?”

    Players of the Pink Oboe m’lud.

  183. 183
    Basil the Great says:

  184. 184
    Anonymous says:

    Climate change is crap;just a band wagon for some to jump on.
    It’s all down to nature & will always be beyond the power & wit of mankind to change it,or control it.

  185. 185
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido, I think those at the Indie think you are telling porkies about Hari.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/jun/28/johann-hari-defended-independent-editor

  186. 186
    Y Fffefronts, the future leader of the Labour Party says:

    My oboe is bright red

    it is online again…

  187. 187
    BBC Board says:

    No. We have the “All guff and no substance” angle fully covered with Panorama.

  188. 188
    jgm2 says:

    It’s probably between that and the ‘prudence’ that resulted in a 170bn quid annual deficit.

  189. 189
    LSE professor says:

    The Fabian socialists in India held back development for 50 years

    They had to learn about capitalism from the “communist” Chinese and Deng…

    ROFL…etc

  190. 190
    Bigoted Old Woman says:

    Truly one of Labour’s Finest Hours

    Ha ha ha haaaaaaa!

  191. 191
    LSE professor says:

    We still believe that the “Gentleman in Whiethall knows best” as stated by the first “Lord” Jay, socialist and kinswoman of the notorious adulteress “Lady’ Jay of Paddington, Blair groupie and the daughter of “Sunny Jim” Callaghan…and of the hegdie capitalist “Lord” Jay, bag carrier or the Liar Blair and head of the Foreign Office when Britain followed as Bush’s poddle into Irak……

  192. 192
    Jack says:

    Re Polly Twaddle

    She has never admitted that her salary is paid from the proceeds of hedge fund speculation by the Guardian media group

    Until such time as she does, she is a brazen hypocrite and fraud…

  193. 193
    Bob says:

    Why is MacShame not in jail yet ?

    Is someone protecting him ?

  194. 194
    I am Slotgob says:

    My Tone has deserted me…

    I cannot help being Imelda Marcos in suburban clothing…

    I know you are influential Guido

    Please bring back my Tone to me…the children miss him as well..aznd we have £28 million already…tha

  195. 195
    Osborne fucking the economy says:

    The UK economy’s fragile state was confirmed as revised data from the Office for National Statistics (ONS) also showed that consumer spending had suffered its biggest fall since the depths of the recession and Q1 production output fell.
    The ONS said that Britain’s economy grew by a disappointing 0.5pc during the first three months of the year, after an unrevised contraction of 0.5pc in the final quarter of 2010.
    Commenting on the squeeze in household disposable incomes, the ONS said: “The decline of real household disposable income in 2011 quarter one continues to reflect the relatively strong impact that inflation is having.”
    Household spending fell by 0.6pc, its biggest fall since the depths of the recession in 2009 as consumers curbed spending on non-essential items such as clothing and footwear.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/8602595/UK-economy-suffers-blow-as-tepid-growth-confirmed.html

  196. 196
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Madame Lagarde est nommée nouvelle patronne du FMI, alors…

    Former member of the French national synchronised swimming team, worked for a Chicago law firm for 10 years, speaks good English (albeit with a Yank accent), good track record in Sarko’s government, so an all-round good girl…

    But…

    …COMPLETELY the wrong person for this job: we need a NON-European who’ll tell it like it is re the Greeks, i.e. it’s all over, stop chucking good money after bad, get real FFS and PDQ, etc etc.

    Fuck it, I’m moving to Greece: if we’re going to bail them out again and again as we obviously now will, I may as well benefit from the sun-dappled 30-hour weeks, retirement at 50 and optional taxation that I’m fucking subsidising.

    Ouzo anyone?

  197. 197
    nul points says:

    Nah, you’re shit you are.

  198. 198
    the cat in a twat says:

    Poor old smoggie, only a knackered old sour puss would tread over the bones of an old thread in an attempt to get mileage out of it.

  199. 199
    Anonymous says:

    Could replace him with Laws.

  200. 200
    AC DC Blair says:

    Hello SLobgob

    I am the answer to all the problems of the world as you know…

    I have already saved the world indeed like Gordon brown…

    But I saw your face in the Mail today (I am in Jerusalem as usual) and I am taking the advice of our great friend Mandy and becoming gay…See you ate Gay pride next year luvvie…

    Your old husband…

  201. 201
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Huhne desevers to be treated like Reagan in the 70s !!!

  202. 202
    eh? says:

    “Until such time as she does, she is a brazen hypocrite and fraud…”

    Until the host comes up with the goods he so often promises, he is a brazen hypocrite and fraud…

  203. 203
  204. 204
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Will it be a thummer fate?

  205. 205
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Rubbith! The Communithtth love me! Jiabao! Look at me! I demand you give me thome attention! I’m a thocialitht!

  206. 206
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    This is the first, and possibly the last time we will agree.

  207. 207
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Poor decision on Bresnan’s alleged LBW from a ball pitching outside leg, Billy.

  208. 208
    annette curton says:

    Well I just don’t know what to make of it all, ‘The Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change speeds off in his car’, it would have been, perhaps, more in keeping with his office if he had made his swift exit on a skateboard, much less Co2 emissions and no driving licence needed.

  209. 209
    Madame Lagarde says:

    My dear Guido

    Thank you for giving 5 minutes of fame on your renowned site

    Since becoming French Finance Minister in 2007, I of course have increased France’s national debt from 63.0 to 84.2 of GDP in 2010. The French deficit this year will be about 8.2% of GDP as well so the trend is splendid. My Sarko is a wonder boy…

    I can gfuarantee to you that IU will continue these policies at the IMF until the whole world economy is submerged by debt and inflation…

    Thank you all for your support…Long live Weimar (what is that ?)

  210. 210
    Car 'ole says:

    Dear Slotgob & Deus,

    Come together. Right now. Over me. XX

  211. 211
    tatmong says:

    I’m tat! I’m a mong! Yap yap yap yap! Wheeeee!

  212. 212
    Jabba the Cat says:

    One from the archives, narrated by Richard Basehart

  213. 213
    I don't need no doctor says:

    eh? says: You are Poly, now tell the truth.

  214. 214
    to the cunt above says:

    Are you the same boring “funny” c’unt who posts faux speech-impediment crap repeatedly and thinks it’s funny? Why do you do it?

    ps. it doesn’t wind me up, it does however demonstrate the paucity of your argument which does make me laugh. Thanks

  215. 215
    poor Conservative voter who never had the money to fix their speech impediment says:

    Thtatth really clever LOL, LULZ – oh do fuck off.

  216. 216
    Billy is the biggest arse licker ever! says:

    Guido is a media whore shocker! Who would have thought it?

  217. 217
    Backstairs Billy says:

    Play the ball!

  218. 218
    Call me Dave - media whore says:

    That’s the way to do it!

  219. 219
    annette curton says:

    If you think we are gonna get you out of the shit for the third time Vive La France you can forget it, Ain’t that right Dave?, Dave?………Dave?.

  220. 220
    Derek Draper says:

    Debt is not a problem.

  221. 221
    Ed Balls says:

    Deficits do not exist. Spending is investment. Tax cuts take money out of the economy.

  222. 222
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Oh dear. Not enjoying oppothithion?

    Only another nine yearth, at leatht.

  223. 223
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Tho am I.

  224. 224
    Mark Pack says:

    You have trouble with those nasty apostrophes too?

    We should meet up.

  225. 225
    annette curton says:

    But solvency is in La la land.

  226. 226
    Ex-Labour voter says:

    “poor Conservative voter who never had the money to fix their speech impediment”

    Hmm. So now it’s “Labour insult the poor”?

    You’re out of ideas now, aren’t you?

  227. 227
    Iloathlefties says:

    Hunt the Huhn Guido. He looked scared. His time is coming!!!

  228. 228
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    S-KK-REEEEEEWWKK!!! (flutter) DOYERBIRD! (tweetle) (ting)

  229. 229
    Handycock No1 Trougher in Parliament says:

    It is quite clear that if my friend and fellow Brother, Chris Huhne, goes, then I should replace him. We have much in common, expenses fiddling without being jailed, totally self serving without any interests whatsoever other than our own, the accumulation of wealth from the public sector, a healthy interest in sexual conquest at public expense and long time membership of the Brotherhood. I will be happy to carry on these traditions and committments that Chris has so valiantly supported, and I believe I will be even better at troughing than he was. Boaz.

  230. 230
    Mr. Micawber MK II (Labour) says:

    “Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen six, result misery. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result happiness.”

  231. 231
    South of the M4 says:

    That would have required balance. Something he has not hitherto shown.

  232. 232
    Reality approaches says:

    Was it not Whistler that said that to Wilde? Just asking.

  233. 233
    The guy above is a total dick says:

    I think you will find its Brown and Labour that fucked the economy but I dont expect shit for brains arseholes like you to even start to understanhd that. Stick to the kiddies progs you infantile shit stained wankedfuckkwittwat

  234. 234
    nell says:

    Oh for crying out loud!

    Just give the IMF job to gordon!

    Nobody could ba nk ru pt the world quicker than he could!!

  235. 235
    Au contraire, mon brave says:

    If Mrs Brenda Chav alleged that Mr Wayne-Lee Chav asked her to take 3 speeding points for him in 2002 how many nano-seconds of police time would you expect to be spent on investigating the matter?

  236. 236
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    I love the smell of charred beeboid in the morning…smells like victory!

  237. 237
    Call me Dave - media whore says:

    How about focusing your efforts on what crap the wankers in Parliament are treating you to TODAY?

    No? Too tribal?

  238. 238
    nell says:

    huhne is a minion of miniscule proportions in the scale of world politics.

    I don’t think the treatment of reagan or nixon have any bearing on his standing.

    More appropriate perhaps to consider comparing how he should be treated similarly to other road traffic criminals according to uk justice.

  239. 239
    Call me Dave - media whore says:

    The previous comment was sponsored by smoggie.

  240. 240
    Tothe"to the cunt above" cunt says:

    Think again. What the Titanic would do if she hit an itheberg again.

  241. 241
    poor Conservative voter who never had the money to fix their speech impediment says:

    No, just a Conservative voter who has a speech impediment. Is that too much to understand?

    Am not rich enough to entertain private surgery. Sorry.

  242. 242
    Gonk says:

    These left wing political journalists
    accused of invention and plagiarism
    seem to be getting younger and younger.

  243. 243
    Chamelion Cameron - media whore and Blair-lite says:

    Hey, this is groovy, give us your tax cuts and we’ll send them to India!

  244. 244

    Kansas – Point of Know Return

    Saw them in Bochum, Germany on Friday. Still fantastic after 40 years.

  245. 245
    see below says:

    Do fuck off.

  246. 246
    John Arlott was th ebest cricket commentator ever ! says:

    Sad to see that the recovery has been choked off in the 6 months since George Osborne’s VAT rise. Guido Fawkes’ balanced plan would put jobs first and tackle the deficit.

  247. 247
    HappyUK says:

    Now your’re bloody talking.

    Check out the world’s strongest man trying to lift Bernard Manning (he fails).

    I feel sorry for kids these days, all they get for TV is prim and proper twats doing stuff like Horrible Historys

  248. 248
    Gonk says:

    ‘Gazza, Gazza, who is Gazza’

  249. 249
    see below says:

    Never mind, gold is a good bet.

    Eat gold and often!

  250. 250
    Chris Hoon says:

    If I had been door-stopped by the legendary Emily Nomates, Carina would have been dumped.

  251. 251
    Gonk says:

    I quite liked slinging that disgracefully
    behaved pensioner out of your Party Conference.
    Well done.

  252. 252
    marmaduke peaselake says:

    Who are these hairy gentlemen?

  253. 253
    Nigel says:

  254. 254
    W.W. says:

    Yes the war veteran, who fought tyranny and for our freedoms.

    Manhandled out for heckling Jack Straw.

    And he was a member of their own party.

    Can you imagine what they would do to the likes of us?

    W.W.

  255. 255
    A question says:

    what’s wrong with the second row of keys on your keyboard?

  256. 256
    Adolph says:

    I had a solution Nigel but it didn’t go down too well.

  257. 257
    marmaduke ponce says:

    It’s how they spoke in Dickensian times you spaz.

  258. 258
    Anonymous says:

    How are things in Cocka Morra?
    Is that little twat still leaping there?
    Does he still come down on Donny Cove?
    Through Kevin, Keith and Kenneth quееr?

  259. 259
    Susie says:

    No this one’s much worse than Archer and Aitken who were perjurers… this one’s perverting the course of justice.

  260. 260

    I’ll just say “Maria Sharapova” three times and retire to bed…

  261. 261
    Gordon Brown says:

    tax-cuts take money out of the economy.

  262. 262
    Green Sheep says:

    Why is it that whenever the BBC news has filmed at a primary school recently there is never a single white kid to be seen?

    Do they keep using the same school or is Labour’s mass immigration legacy much worse than anyone can imagine?

  263. 263
    Ed Balls says:

    Tax cuts take money out of the economy.

    Are you not listening?

  264. 264
    Susie says:

    Renewable energy’s the worst performing sector year in year out… that’s why Osborne had to set up a green bank for them with taxpayer’s money.

  265. 265
    Labour's Multi-culti anti-white experience says:

    78% of kids in London primaries don’t speak English as a first language.

    “Why aren’t there white kids?” Uhmm

  266. 266
    Tell it like it really is says:

    Wouldn’t it be better to burn them on the fire? At least we’d get something back.

  267. 267
    Ed Balls, Shallow Chancer says:

    Only if it’s a zero percent increase.

  268. 268
    Anonymous says:

    Recently? It’s been going on for years. Another case of, “rubbing the rights noses in it.”

  269. 269

    Kansas is an American progressive rock band formed in 1970. Notable recordings include “Carry On Wayward Son” and “Dust in the Wind”. They often play with a full symphony orchestra backing. They have sold over 10m albums. They have less hair now than is shown in the video but it does not adversely affect their music, which is excellent.

  270. 270
    A Labour-educated mong says:

    yeah, back wen ppl cld spel? innit.

  271. 271
    Basic history for Mongs says:

    Adolf.

    And he shot himself.

  272. 272
    Unemployed working-class white person totally betrayed by Labour says:

    Why do you think white people can’t find jobs any more?

  273. 273

    “It will not be any European statesman who will unite Europe: Europe will be united by the Chinese.”

    Charles de Gaulle

    Old big nose was right.

  274. 274
    marmaduke ponce says:

    Cut and pasted from Dickens quotes, fuckdweeb.

  275. 275
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Watching Guido’s rather lame effort with Huhne makes me think he’ need sot employ Kay Burley or take some lessons off of her. She might be dim but she’s aggressive.

  276. 276
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    You actually see this more and more, that school they filed was a total disgrace, not one single white kid, is this the BBC’s idea of multi culturism, no white people at all?

    The BBC do this more and more, watch any BBC vox pop on the streets and two thirds or more of the people they talk to will be ‘efnik’ minorities or some sort.

    Having said that if you walk around London these days (assuming you don’t get stabbed or shot) you won’t hear English being spoken in the streets that much, listen to men on phones and most of them sound like they are ordering their latest drugs deal or bringing in more whores from Russia.

  277. 277

    As Malcolm Tucker warned his ministers.

    “Being interviewed by Kay Burley may seem like being interviewed by a simpleton child of retarded parents, but she can ask questions that can throw you off balance, just like a child might

    ‘What is Europe?..Why is there war?’

    And when you start flapping and spluttering nonsensical bullshit in reply its YOU that looks like a thick as pig shit cretin”

  278. 278
    Larry The Cat says:

    I’m so glad the Chinese prime minister has gone home. During the dinner at No10 he kept looking at me and licking his lips. Very unsettling.

  279. 279
    Gordon Brown says:

    Christine Lagarde is a bigot.

  280. 280
    albacore says:

    Disgraceful!
    Nationally, only 25% of primary schoolchildren are now from ethnic minorities.
    How dare the BBC indulge in such subliminal scaremongering!
    On the other hand, you have to concede that it’s pretty inclusive in its coverage of wasps in its very wonderful natural history reportage.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-13860891

  281. 281
    Jack Straw says:

    I detest the English.

  282. 282
    Archer Karcher says:

    The last time I looked, the Chav’s didn’t make laws that they expected us all to obey, or think up ever more decietful ways to relieve us of our money. The hypocrite Huhne on the other hand, does.

  283. 283
    Gonk says:

    She’d be marvellous collecting for
    charity. You’d just throw your wallet
    at her and run screaming up the high street.

  284. 284
    Eamonn U Ensis says:

    I’d qualify that …it’s indigenous British White people not white people per se who are effected most…check it out……here’s a test go into any hotel,restaurant,supermarket checkout;shop and liosten to the accents….eastern european in 90% of the cases….it’s the gift that keeps on giving and “Dave” can’t do a fucking thing about it despite his grandiose promises on immigration…why cos’ they’re EU citizens stupid and there is freedom of movement of labour within the EU…(although Blair could have had 10 year phasing in period for immigration of immigrants from eastern europe like most of the rest of the EU but chose not to…)if IDS think’s he’s gonna be able to get indigenous long term unemployed off the dole and into work when the very jobs they would do are already taken by eastern europeans then he’s living in cloud cuckoo land…it’s not gonna happen

  285. 285
    Bring back the "Franc Fort" but not just yet eh ?? says:

    The French has a vested interest in supporting Greece…their Banking system probably owns about 80% of Greek Debt…Greece goes belly up then France est dans la merde…I was in France last week and Greece was never off the news channels over there….the French are bloody worried….the French (and Germans who are not keen to keep paying the bills)will chuck as much of the EU’s money at the problem as they can……they let Greece default and they know in Paris and Berlin that the euro ist kaput and “the project” is over !!

  286. 286
  287. 287
  288. 288
    Archer Karcher says:

    Revolting whore enters revolving door.

  289. 289
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK (not Maude) son of COD says:

    Come on Greece !
    If the Greeks vote No to the Austerity measures today
    it will have a knock on effect on other European economies thus spelling the end of the Euro !

  290. 290
    GORDON McBANKRUPT BROWN says:

    I have a solution
    It’s coming out of my winkie !

  291. 291
    Anon says:

    Nothing to do with Huhne but just saw Gordon Brown in departures at City Airport.

  292. 292
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    I would like to see him in departures an the crematorium

  293. 293
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    I see the peace talks went well then !
    planned withdrawal still on schedule then ?

    http://edition.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapcf/06/29/afghanistan.kabul.attack/

  294. 294
    Chris Huhne...Guest Weather Forecaster says:

    A bright morning, but cloudy for the north and west of the U.K. A few showers from the west will head east today, most of them fairly light. Some heavy showers for eastern Scotland and north east England this afternoon with the risk of thunder. Staying mostly dry today for East Anglia, London and Kent and for much of the Midlands too, however the odd light shower is still possible this afternoon.

  295. 295
    CAPTAIN MAINWARING says:

    “Don’t tell him Puke you stupid boy” !

  296. 296
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Much as it might be fun to watch the shit hitting the fan, I fear we’re rather too close to the fan.

  297. 297
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    He was never right.

  298. 298
    Airey Belvoir says:

    The blog is merely the pipe, we all provide the effluent that runs along it.

  299. 299
    Mark Pack's Conscience says:

    Looks like you will be joining this list soon Chris.

    http://eotp.org/category/liberal-democrats/

  300. 300
    Disco Biscuit says:

    Poor sod. Ha :o)

  301. 301
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Guido has one thing in common with Ed Milliband – the white ‘birdshit on hair’ patch.

  302. 302
    Jeremy Thorpe says:

    How dare you my Party follows the clear moral guidelines and standards that I set these many years ago.

    http://eotp.org/category/liberal-democrats/

  303. 303
    in a comma right now says:

    Mark, you of cour’se know how to s’pell “senten’ce” correctly?

  304. 304
    in a comma right now says:

    Shood OF took Inglish leserns two.

  305. 305
    in a comma right now says:

    Do what I do and just skip them.

  306. 306
    in a comma right now says:

    Or, in the words of “The Goodies” [remember them?]

    He was keen, off up the high street like Barry sheen [remember him?]


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George Galloway says of his former Respect candidate the UKIP MEP turned Tory, Amjad Bashir…

“Clearly Bashir does not have any real political principles or commitment, only naked opportunism and self-interest. He represents the revolving door principle in politics. The Tories are welcome to him because he will cause them embarrassment. Fortunately Respect was able to act before he did it to us.”


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