June 27th, 2011

Police Turn Up the Heat on Huhne

Just as the LibDem’s attempt to spin that Huhne was out of the woods was beginning to take hold, he’s smashed straight into a tree and gone through the windscreen, his career once again looking like a slow-motion car-crash. As Guido suggested, a thorough police investigation could not have taken place without getting hold of the taped conversation in which Huhne orders his estranged wife to partake in a cover-up, and the document she signed promising to support her allegations in court. A court order has now demanded that be handed over.


The Sunday Times are said to be “considering an appeal”, but that strikes Guido as somewhat unlikely, given how big a story it would be for them if these two pieces of evidence were the final nail in the coffin for the slippery Secretary of State. Sources have suggested that the wind has once again changed direction and doubts about Huhne’s future in government have returned to mid May-levels. Olly Grender has been very quiet today.


108 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Anything from Mark Pack Guido?

    • 6
      smoggie says:

      He’ll fudge the issue somehow.

      • 19
        Iloathlefties says:

        Keep up the hunt on the Huhn Guido!!

        Can you also let us know (expose) if MP’s pensions are being “reformed” like all other public sector workers and in line with Huttons report? CPI not RPI rises, more contributions (at least 3%) for many more years before eligibility? No more final salary but average over lifetiome of contribution etc.

        • 105
          David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

          Ministers are eligible for a ministerial pension after a year in office!!

          Huhne’s wife ought to plead coercion. She gets off or with a caution while he goes to jail- result.

          Huhne wrote a paper in 2002 why the UK should join the single Euro currency. Where would the UK be now if we followed his advice or that of Danny Alexander. We need Lie Dems out of government ASAP, they are dangerous to the country’s well being. They have already influenced policy on budget, EU, immigration, defence, soft criminal justice, NHS- first they agree then disagree, university fees. Complete idiots out of their depth. Lie Dems need to go ASAP.

          Clark and other liberal minded Tories are in office to appease McClegg and his stupid ideas. Clark was a back stabber to MAggie Thatcher. Not loyal always asleep and totally useless on crime.

      • 21
        Mark Oaten says:

        Ooh, I’ll have some fudge too – it’s good for the hair, so I believe…

      • 65
        Anonymous says:

        I do hope he is forced to resign as an MP. The big question is can Cameron and Clegg afford a by-election?

        • 103
          Gerry Mandering. says:

          Yes – If Maria Hutchings wins by a reasonable swing, its curtains for the coalition. If the LibDems’ replacement wins, then its onward with the Good Ship Coalition until the next opportunity to shaft them.

          Snap general election due as soon as our winter of discontent is in full swing and then….majority government.

          • Politicians are CUNTS says:

            can’t we just burn the lot of them to keep warm through the winter of discontent. Afterwards we could do the same for all the councils and just keep the binmen to clear the rubbish

      • 74
        Nasty back in power says:

        Middle class pensioners should pay between £35,000 and £50,000 for their old age care, a review will recommend this week.
        The Government would set this cap and pick up the rest of the tab itself.
        Under the proposals by economist Andrew Dilnot, the middle classes will be encouraged to take out insurance to cover their costs.
        The review comes as it was revealed yesterday that spending on care for the elderly is to be cut by more than £600million this year.
        Councils are slashing costs by 8.4 per cent, sparking fears that pensioners will lose services and see the quality of their care diminish.

        • 76
          Anonymous says:

          People like Billy (on dole), will still get it for free.

          • Billy Bowden is the greatest tosser ever ! says:

            … even if he does supplement his income by taking it up the arse when he is short of the odd 50 pence for the electricity meter

        • 93
          Nemo says:

          At possibly £1500+ per month and rising provided they live 3 years at £50000 they benefit, if they live 21 months at £30000 they benefit, if benefit is really the right word, the idea for a long time has been to keep people in their own homes as long as possible.

    • 33
      Solly says:

      Moussa is a retarded racist.

    • 41
      Ah! Monika says:

      Cross-hairs Guido?

    • 63
      Guido Forkes says:

      Billy, prepare a lamppost. Not long now…

  2. 2
    Chris Huhne says:

    Tonight I shall be watching the film Speed, followed by The Getaway.

    • 3
      Tooth fairy says:

      followed by Police, Action, Camera and Alcatraz.

    • 7
      Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

      Chin up Chris. The Brotherhood are working full time on your behalf. Jahbulon.

    • 25
      MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK (not Maude) son of COD says:

      Followed by “Carry on Up my Khyber” a tale of rough love in the showers of sell block H

      • 82
        Old Tory Bigot says:

        I have no respect or fondness for the inmates of Her Majesty’s prsions, on the whole.

        However, I would like to think they even they, lowly and despised as they are, would have the taste and basic fucking decency, not to want to copulate with that thing Huhne.

    • 37
      Sir William Waad says:

      Spread some marmalade on him, he’s toast.

    • 38
      Dennis Hopper says:

      Pop quiz, hotshot. There’s a twat in a car. Once the car goes 50 miles an hour, the twat gets a ticket. If it drops below 50, he also gets a ticket. What do you do? What do you do?

      Umm get the ex to lie…?

    • 40
      Major Eyeswater says:

      Chris, don’t worry.

      We’ve fixed it for fiddler Laws and we’ll fix it for you, ok? Say sorry, resign, and we’ll see you back in the cabinet next spring. Lovely.

  3. 4
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    But why oh why cant the police be as detailed and deep looking into theft of public funds from our elected politicons?

    The police and Cps have let the public down and have had thier credibilty shattered by coluding with the other pigs (snouts in the troff) , Parliament and the criminal justice system need a “Deep clean”.

  4. 5
    I take it you mean Gordon who has a mental age of a 5 year old? says:
    • 9
      FUCK OFF! says:

      Fuck off you media whore.

    • 11
      Hang The Bastards says:

      SHUT THE FUCK UP !

      Who gives a toss about you & your Mong-Faced-Deluded-Fuckwit-Of-A-Husband.

      Your are both NOBODIES…. No one cares about either of you … now do us all a favour & piss off !

      • 24
        Iloathlefties says:

        +1

      • 30
        Iain Dale's Stunt Codpiece says:

        Surely we all care about what happens to Gordon – him and Bliar and their fellow travellers ought to be strung up for treason, after a fair trial, given what they’ve done letting Britain be overrun with foreigners.

      • 88
        Loosehead says:

        I would like to associate myself with these sober and well-considered remarks.

    • 27
      MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK (not Maude) son of COD says:

      After two hours of trying to potty train your deranged retarded husband !

    • 70
      Gene Poole says:

      Wiped out has various meanings, it won’t be the one we’d prefer.

    • 85
      Ah! Monika says:

      Caterers, entertainers and washers-up, it really must have been exhausting poor love

  5. 10
    Go Gasquet! says:

    For once, I support a French sportsman. I hope Gasquet destroys Andy Murray.

    • 12
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Dont worry, on the other side is Englans ladies playing Australia “Ladies” in a 20/20.

      Not a big fan of 20/20 but its better than tennis.

      • 22
        Nemo says:

        I suppose better than watching paint dry

        • 45
          Black Watch says:

          “For once, I support a French sportsman. I hope Gasquet destroys Andy Murray.”

          Yadda, yadda, yadda you petty minded pillock – when our country is under threat it won’t be the perfidious French who’ll stand shoulder to shoulder with you – it’ll be a bunch of hairy Scots from the British Army that even you’ll be glad to see, you ignorant tosser.

    • 42
      Postlethwaite says:

      Looks like you are going to be disappointed.
      Tu n’as pas de la chance – allez Murray.

    • 81
      Ah! Monika says:

      Oops.

  6. 13
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    If it all works out as expected, what are the odds on a Tory taking Eastleigh at the subsequent by-election? Majority of only around 3800, and the Lib Dems tanking in the polls. Tory second in 2010, Labour nowhere. Should be interesting.

    • 51
      Buster Bollocks says:

      Let’s just hope we have a decent candidate and not one of Cameron’s school chums or a well dressed ignorant popsy. Getting seriously bore with Cameron et al.

    • 58
      Eamonn U Ensis says:

      No problem for LibDems IF it happens…”Dave” will agree to field a no-hoper as Conservative candidate and carry out a pretty desultory round of campaigning on their behalf whilst the LibDems beseige the area with their activists..after all its what being in “Coalition” is all about……..innit ???

    • 61
      Major Eyeswater says:

      ?? but what makes you think this lying cnut will resign his seat? He’ll retreat to the backbenches for a session or two and then its back to the Ministry for mandatory eco-lunacy.

      The tories have promised to give us a recall mechanism that could deter this sort of Huhnery. We need a new kind of politics blah bore waffle lie punt into long grass …

    • 104
      Gerry Mandering. says:

      “Tory second in 2010, Labour nowhere.”

      Labour nowhere? They had nearly 3 times the UKIP vote.

  7. 14
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Its about tie some bastard nailed HUHNE !

    He is like most of the political elite…. out of touch with the electorate, a corrupt bastard, and in it for his sole interests.

  8. 15
    Ah! Monika says:

    If they dig any deeper the will reach Australia.

    Charge him FFS

    • 18
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      That is where we send convicts right?

      • 33
        Nemo says:

        We used to Billy, for goodness sake do go to an Aussy test make and say they are convicts

        • 54
          Smig says:

          Are you kidding? Its the best sledging you can use. Oh and taking the piss out of the permed hair and lack of cricketing ability.

          And having a great excuse for being fat. And taking the biscuit.

  9. 17
    Funk off, cunt says:
  10. 23
    Gordon Brown says:

    I enjoy watching the ball boys at Wimbledon.

  11. 26
    Postlethwaite says:

    I seem to remember reading on this site something about arrest ‘real soon now’. But that was a month ago.

  12. 29
    Ah! Monika says:

    Two police dogs, one just a puppy, bake to death in heatwave after being left inside a car by officer at Met training centre

    Another op for Cameron to condemn such evil practices

  13. 36
    Champagne socialists says:

    That leathery, orange faced christian tosspot Cliff Richard is at the Murray match. Doesn’t he normally like to play tennis with his pal Tony Bliar? And have the Bliars over for weekends at his villa? What is it with Labour wankstains and villas? Polly’s always expressing her deep sincere concern for the poor, typing on her laptop while sitting on a deckchair at her villa in Tuscany.

    • 92
      Old Tory Bigot says:

      Oh. You mean you thought they were sincere and really cared about anyone other than themselves or ‘their set’?

      It’s amazing how they keep up the pretence and how people still swallow it.

  14. 43
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t mention Tobias Ellwood, as if you would.

  15. 47
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn. FFS Guido you’re flogging dead horse with this one…give it a rest.

    You would be better off looking into Glasto Bog Boys very dubious and mysterious death.

    • 55
      Fuck off and die, Moussa says:

      Talking of mysterious deaths, is Labour proud of its role in the murder of Dr K e lly?

    • 57
      Nemo says:

      If there is something found, it will be hard to hide, so calm down dear

    • 71
      Teacher of remedial English says:

      “Boy’s”

    • 78
      Major Eyeswater says:

      yawn?

      You cock. You’re comparing what appears to be a sad end to the life of a local party activist with the likelihood that a senior government minister is a liar and a criminal.

      Which of these two stories do you think would concern the public most?

    • 94
      Old Tory Bigot says:

      Are you still a little ginger girly boy Jonty?

  16. 49
    Pierrepoint says:

    Mixes with freaks and the sexualy ambivalent and has a glittering career cut short due to to an unfortunate incident involving his wife and a motor car

    Huhne is the Marc Bolan of British Politics

  17. 52
    Mark Pack says:

    Here we go again Chubby, Smear and more smear.

    Have you ever thought they were both telling the truth and the tape was just two adults mucking around?

    Now, Thanks to you and the right wing media you are diverting police away from murders and rapes to investigate this silly issue. I hope you lot can live with yourselves as families now have to wait longer for justice.

    I look forward to the apology that you will have to publish and i promise not to laugh. Face it you had your time and now you are just a washed up fromer banker with noting but hate in you.

    May god have mercy on your soul.

    • 60
      Tax Payer says:

      Yeah, my wife and I constantly ring each other to discuss the imginary crimes we have committed. I always make sure I threaten her to keep her mouth shut about these things that didn’t happen.

      Do grow up, Mark.

    • 62
      Nemo says:

      A wife scorned, is not mucking around Marky

    • 68
      Buster Bollocks says:

      Is the heat getting to you Mark? Attacking the man and not the argument is most unbecoming, even for someone as unprincipled as a LibDim.

      As for “you are diverting police away from murders and rapes to investigate this silly issue. I hope you lot can live with yourselves as families now have to wait longer for justice” – perhaps he is diverting police away from working on speed cameras or spying on protest groups or shagging Mrs. Johnson, etc. etc.!

      Perverting the course of justice is a serious crime, even if it’s not convenient for the Huhne Hoon, much more so than speeding.

      Huhne will get what’s coming to him, and serve him right – he’s always been in too much of a hurry, ahem.

    • 84
      Teacher of remedial English says:

      Mark, it’s good that you’re avoiding those nasty apostrophes that you find so difficult, but there are some other areas that require your attention:

      “Now, Thanks”, “and i promise”, “fromer banker”, “noting but hate” – can you see the mistakes?

      No? Look again, harder. Can you see them now? Good.

      These all make you look very silly. You are an ambassador for the LimpDums; you really must try harder.

      • 101
        Headmaster says:

        Teacher, while you are at it can you please instruct our host on the difference twixt “partake” and “participate”? Thanks.

    • 89
      MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK (not Maude) son of COD says:

      Ha Ha Ha now you have put a block on your website how are your TWO readers going to find you ?

    • 95
      Ah! Monika says:

      No God, no mercy, no soul, he’ll survive

    • 98
      Backwoodsman says:

      First Cuckoo of spring ?

    • 99
      Doctor James Tonic Wine....so much better than Sanatogen for the Male Menopause says:

      “Have you ever thought they were both telling the truth and the tape was just two adults mucking around?”……..

      Like you always phone up your ex and just for laughs say “I’m really worried about taking them points for you” to which you reply “Better not talk on the phone!”…you have some funny ideas about “just mucking around” but then again yesterday you did say you thought that this government was more”right wing” than Thatcher (RFLMAO at that one still after 24 hours)…so I think your grasp of reality is somewhat tenuous at times….it’s probably due to the hot weather…I suggest you have a cool drink,go and take an aspirin and lie down in a dark room until you recover your sense of perspective(if not humour)…there’s trying to spin a story favourably for your side and trying to piss into a force 9 gale without getting it back in your face …better to give it up and let events take their course…if Huhne is innocent then he’s nohing to fear…if not then he deserves getting a great load of crap deposited on his head from a very great height…you know what they say it’s not the original offence …it’s the attempts to cover it up that does for ‘em in the end…all for avoiding 3 bloody points on your licence and £60 fixed penalty…. you’d have to have a heart of stone not to laugh!!!!

      You really need to cool it…..you are sounding far too desperate in your defence by resorting to vitriol against “Guido” and the line about diverting police resources away from more serious crime is a classic defence of the left who never give a fuck other times…Have you never watched programmes such as “Police Interceptors”…5 police cars, 2 helicopters to chase a speeding driver through busy traffic and endangering public life …..only to be told to back off and then when the guy is eventually arrested he gets £200 fine and 6 months ban on a non-existent licence….wasting police resources and time ?? The police themselves do it every day of the week Mark……attacking the messenger NOT the message but then again THAT is the way LibDems usually campaign so I’m not frankly too surprised…….

      For what we are about to receive(etc etc )

  18. 53
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Shale Quote

    “Over the years we ( Tories ) have come across as graceless, voracious, crass, always on the take; people did not want to join the party because they think we’ll beg and steal from them. And they’re right. When we are together we are not always a group of people to whom many of our potential members are going to be magnetically drawn. When we come together as a group we morph into something different, less attractive.”

    24 hours later…Dead !!!!!!! ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • 73
      Selohesra says:

      Don’t judge this lot by your/Bliars standards

    • 91
      MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK (not Maude) son of COD says:

      Thanks for the history lesson Jonty
      haven’t you got a public toilet to go and cottage ?

  19. 56
    gildedtumbril says:

    One looks forward, in glorious anticipation, to huhne the huhne soon becoming huhne the has-been.

    • 75
      Engineer says:

      One would like to think that the departure of Huhne from government would herald the arrival of someone bringing common sense, pragmatism and an evidence-based approach to energy policy. One won’t hold one’s breath, though.

  20. 59
    Babe Watch says:

    Kate Middleton looks fucking phwooar at Wimbledon.

  21. 72
    Sexy Repuglican says:

    Michele Bachmann is barking. Totally fuckable though.

  22. 100
    Eeu to me says:

    High morals required by us trash about having Green taxes forced on us, morals of alley cat required by MP’s who have public private lives, allegedly.

  23. 102
    Steve says:

    OK, I have deep insight.

    Hunhe will say that he WAS the driver at the time, but that he was not involved in the deception. The request for details arrived when he was in Brussels, and his wife; knowing he was on 9 points, returned the form saying she was the driver and forging his signature. Analysis of the writing onm the form will confirrm the accuracy of this claim.

    So she will get 2 years in Holloway, and he remains without a stain on his character.

  24. 108
    Bookim Dahno says:

    Find an image of the Huhne and cover up the side of his face that appears left to the observer (i.e. actually his right-hand side).

    Note how the face that is still on display appears to be that of a cold-hearted assassin or low-life gangster.

    Just saying, like.


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“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



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