June 27th, 2011

On the Air Last Night

Yesterday’s broadcast of the Politics Show had Blair on, and someone who would have been familiar to him, his former speech writer. Though perhaps not familiar to the Beeboid staffer who compiles the credits. Apparently they tried to get the Education Secretary on the show too late, everyone knows You Can’t Hurry Gove. That’s Just the Way It Is…

UPDATE: In the comments Bill Quango MP, one of the blog’s favourite co-conspirators, points out the Beeboid got YAB’s MBE wrong, she sent it back over some imperialist outrage or another.


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    God , How did you manage to listen with out chucking it out the window because clown was on!

    • 7
      Telephone Man says:

      How old is rebecca Wade, is she 34 perchance ?

      • 64
        David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

        An arrest warrant for Gaddifi and his son has been issued. How is this going to help bring the situation to a negotiated settlement? UK and the US are negotiating with the Taliban- murdering bastards- this seems to in contrast to what they are doing in Libya.

        Obama was refused finance last week to fight in Libya by his politicians. Can’t see NATO or the UK being able to manage it by themselves. Will Cameron doggedly keep going because of his pride/ego or do another U turn? Get out of Libya ASAP. Not our war nor our concern.

        When is an arrest warrant going to be issued for Blair and his chums??

        • 66
          Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

          Tech wise , what Blair done was ratified by parlaiment (I was against Iraq).

          • George Osborne Graduate of the University of Third World Economics says:

            Yes, it was, as was Afghanistan, as was the bank bailout.

            Which means the Conservative party’s claim that the deficit is all Labour’s fault and that they are cleaning up Labour’s mess is pure propaganda.

            The Conservatives are responsible, by virtue of the above, for at least half of the entire deficit of this country.

            Without the 450 billion pounds cost of occupying Iraq and Afghanistan and bailing out the bankers, the public sector was running very efficiently and economically. Which means that the Tories attack upon the public sector is entirely misplaced and unjustifiable.

            Therefore best way to reduce the deficit, as well as the morally correct policy, is to stop occupying Afghanistan and to get the banks to pay back the money they owe us.

            The Conservatives, however, wish to stay in Afghanistan and also plan to sell the public’s ownership in the banks which we need to keep under public ownership to enjoy the profits they will create in the coming years and decades.

            Which means they will never pay off the deficit as they are continuing the policies which created it.

          • Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

            Nope the biggest mistake they made was bailing out the banks.

            afghanistan i support, Iraq i did not.

          • George Osborne Graduate of the University of Third World Economics says:

            The Conservatives voted for to occupy Iraq, voted to occupy Afghanistan and voted to bail out the bankers.

            Therefore they are equally as culpable as the Labour party for the size of this country’s deficit.

            And their policies do nothing to reduce that deficit.

            If you thought Brown was bad you aint seen nothing yet.

            Osborne is worse.

          • Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

            George, Lad , have you ever heard this saying “It doesnt matter who you vote for the goverment always wins” or this one “If voting changed anything they would ban it”.

            you have all parties dancing on the head of a pin (mainstream ones), all will say what they need to to get elected , then they will do the opposite.

            Labour are left wing, Coalition are centre left.

          • smoggie says:

            They would be only equally culpable if they were party to the same information as were Blair’s inner circle. I suspect they were not.

          • George Osborne Graduate of the University of Third World Economics says:

            But that is the point, there was no information.

            There was no evidence, no proof, no case to go to war in Iraq.

            And if the Tories were to thick to realise that then that does not excuse them from the cost of life and treasure that resulted from their stupidity.

            The Tories are just as guilty as the Labour party for the deficit as they voted for the causes of it.

            Remember that the next time a spineless Tory makes the claim that it is all Labour’s fault. For they will by lying.

            As government depends upon trust that bodes an ill wind for this bunch of Tory liars who are governing this country without mandate.

          • Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


            Without a mandate?

            I thought there was a genral election last year?

          • Billy Bowden is the greatest tosser ever ! says:

            I assume that you use the word “thought” to mean that somebody told you you ignorant little tosser

        • 99
          Postlethwaite says:

          When is an arrest warrant going to be issued for Blair and his chums??


    • 19
      Hugh Janus says:

      So glad I missed it. Mind you, my reflexes are pretty good if that lying creep ever sticks his face on my TV.

      • 187
        David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

        Blair didn’t tell parliament the truth, he did not listen tot he head of MI5 two days before his speech and spoke in contrast to what he was advised by her. Absolute lying huhne. His mate campbell sexed up an intelligence dossier to make the case for war. Ratified in parliament, a joke. Lied in parliament, misled parliament, used sophistry in parliament- told the truth based on facts, NO. Arrest warrant ASAP.

        Then we have the Matter of Dr Kelly’s death. Proper investigation please. We do not want another white wash like Butler, Chillcott etc.

    • 27
      Sir William Waad says:

      Do I detect a link between ‘Phil Collins’ and Something In/on the Air Tonight”?

    • 114
      Yasmine Alibaba-Marrone says:

      Alibhai-Brown was appointed to the Order of the British Empire (MBE) in 2001, but in 2003 Benjamin Zephaniah’s public refusal of an OBE inspired her to return the award.

      In other words is she too stupid to think for herself?

  2. 2
    Yasmin Alibhai-Brown says:

    Is it ‘cos I is an obnoxious lefty hypocrite?

    • 5
      Ah! Monika says:

      Forget your initials you’re just another Brown ( sic )

      • 14
        Dolly Draper says:

        Guido Fawkes is a racist and Iain Dale must stop linking to him, so he must.

    • 8
      Ah! Monika says:

      Kicked out of Uganda by Idi Amin. One of his more sensible decisions.

      • 11
        Ah! Monika says:

        Second thoughts ….he’d have had a good meal off her

      • 171
        John Bellingham says:

        Her Dad and her uncle ran general stores in Kampala. Ali Baba is more appropriate.
        This semi-coherent hag is an avowed Republican and whinger about all things British. No thought to how India wouldn’t take her family back when Big Daddy turned nasty.

  3. 3
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Good job there isn’t anyone in politics called “John Entwistle”.

  4. 4
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Ok, Read it 5 times now, dont get it, Ok seems odd that Phill Collins would be on a sunday politics show, but dont see the connection with Gove apart from they tried to late to book him?

    What typo/error are we supoosed to see here?

    • 177
      Billy Bowden is the greatest tosser ever ! says:

      you don’t get it because you are a fuckwit tosser

  5. 6
    Vishal says:

    Didn’t Alibhai-Brown return her MBE?

    • 10
      Anonymous says:


    • 80
      baruch goldstein says:

      She got an MBE in the first place? What the fuck for? Saying she wished all white people were dead? The problem with asylum in the UK is that we end up letting in c#nts like this. no fucking wonder nobody wants asylum seekers anymore.

  6. 9
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Unless a Phill Collins was a former staffer/ speech writer?

    Ps dont watch Al-Ja Beebya if i can help it.

    • 17
      TV License? Hello? The 1950s are THAT way >>>> says:

      Apart from Top Gear, which I’ve just downloaded, I never watch it.

      And the main benefit, apart from not having to pay for a TV license, is I never ever ever have to see or hear Yasmin Albithingydo-dah-Brown.

      • 134
        Major Eyeswater says:

        However Evan Davis’ “made in Britain” (starting on the telly now) is something of a revelation – real world economics actually get a mention!! FFS! On the Beeb! I nearly popped a haemorrhoid…

  7. 12
    Alan Philip Bonggg says:

    I could feel it in air tonight

  8. 15

    It says “…and author Yasmin Alibhai-Brown, (MBE)….”

    Except in 2003 she returned that award.
    So she should really be plain old Yasmin Alibhai-Brown or Yasmin Alibhai-Brown, the author formerly known as Yasmin Alibhai-Brown (MBE).

  9. 16
    Lawd Lavender et al. says:

    I am listening to ‘Walk on Mildred’s Ginsters’ by Dr John Reid.

  10. 20
    Rat's arse says:

    I wish the “lovely” Y.A.B would just p@ss off back to Uganda. She does nothing but bwitch about this Country – something she wouldn’t have got away with in Uganda. Ungrateful sod!

    • 22
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Freedom of speech is easy to support when you agree with what is said.

      • 24
        Rat's arse says:

        I know Billy, but she gets right up my left nostril!

        • 26
          Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

          I know Rats, But look at the comedy that the left have given us, Gordon Brown (pick ya moment, loads to choose from), Polly Toynbee etc.

          I do admit (with Gordon) it was expensive comedy , But hay ho :-)

      • 25
        TV License? Hello? The 1950s are THAT way >>>> says:

        That’s very profound, Billy, but shouldn’t we just hang her?

        • 31
          Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

          For what tho?

        • 36
          Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

          Only if she is on benifits , From what i see she earns money from the private sector.

          • Billy Bowden is the greatest tosser ever ! says:

            what the fuck are benifits you tosser – read the document more carefully when you sign on next week

          • Get this straight says:

            Being paid to be on a Beeb show is not receiving remuneration from the private sector.

    • 39
      bandersnatch says:

      I find her refreshingly interesting in her TV comments Ratto. Guess I’m in a minority here.

      • 90
        Jabba the Cat says:

        Alibaba Brown is the Muslim(Ealing Common district) counterpart to Melanie Phillips.

    • 47
      MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK (not Maude) son of COD says:

      Just like every other fuckin ungrateful immigrunt
      Come here begging for asylum , then once in do nothing but slag us off and cause shit for the people who live here !
      If they dont like it we have plenty of ports and airports so they can all fuck off !

    • 83
      baruch goldstein says:

      if asylum seekers went home when the trouble was over, I’m sure we’d all be happy with a lot more of them. fact is its just immigration by another name. otherwise Yasmin Alibayah-Race-Hate would have f@cked off years ago.

  11. 28
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “Update: In the comments Bill Quango MP, one of the blog’s favourite co-conspirators, points out the Beeboid got YAB’s MBE wrong, she sent it back over some imperialist outrage or another.”

    Teachers pet Bill :-)

    Meanwhile Billy Bowden is the least favourite :-)

  12. 32
    Sir William Waad says:

    A giraffe walks into a cocktail bar. He says “Hey, girls! The highballs are on me!”

  13. 34
    Moses says:

    Actually, I was the founder of Genesis and I claim my back royalties.

    • 50
      CSE RE - "ungraded". Apparently impossible to fail a CSE, but I managed it says:

      I didn’t pay a great deal of attention in the religious brainwashing sessions we had at school, but even so I’m pretty sure Moses wasn’t in Genesis. Was he?

      • 51
        Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

        I thought Genises was about creating the world in 7 days?

        • 53
          CSE RE - "ungraded". Apparently impossible to fail a CSE, but I managed it says:

          Quite. I’m sure Moses only showed up later on.

          • God is an Englishman. says:

            The Lord said unto Moses,
            “All Jews shall have long noses, all excepting Aaron: he shall have a square ‘un”

        • 95
          Ah! Monika says:

          SIX Billy, read the Bible and take a rest

        • 124
          dipstick watch says:

          Of course it doesn’t occur that the compilers of the bible engaged the use of metaphor and allegory. It’s only dipsticks who came later, both believers and unbelievers who think otherwise. Tossers.

  14. 35
    wiggins says:

    Why do we listen to these TWATS? Surely we are far cleverer than them. 2.1 in Bullshit from Oxbridge doesn’t rub with me.

    • 94
      Jabba the Cat says:

      And what did you get, a first in basket weaving and advanced shoe tying from Durham?

      • 143
        English Viking says:

        I got a certificate of competence in bricklaying from my Approved School, is that any good?

        • 144
          Jabba the Cat says:

          That is a real skill EV, you can help build the new prisons ;-))

          • English Viking says:

            Be more than happy to, if I get first dibs on who to put in it.

            Blair, Brown, Cameron, Jamie Poxy Oliver.

            So much choice, decisions, decisions.

  15. 38
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    BBC news: Train services canceled ‘due to heat’

    fucking magazine’s bringing the whole country to a standstill.

    • 41
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Get ya own Monkier .

      Tho your joke brought a smile to my face.

      • 48
        VOTCO says:

        Get your own Monkier – classic. Monkier than what I wonder Billy?

      • 96
        Ah! Monika says:

        Leave me out of this

      • 110
        Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

        As i pick the old grey pubes from my teeth in the morning, i wonder if an extra ring piercing in my piles would get more, y’know, “quality business”

    • 46

      The NUT have said …” Thousands of schools will be closed for the day causing the most inconvenience to parents since the inset day that occurred after half-term a few weeks ago.”

  16. 42
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    O/T (apologies Guido)

    But England women beat the Convicts again by 16 runs.

  17. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Pah, you could at least have linked to a decent version of the song Guido….

  18. 49
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK (not Maude) son of COD says:

    Yet another climb down by call me Dave and his gang of spineless nobodies
    they have promised to look again at public sector pensions !

    • 52
      Hopefully Dave Cameron says:

      “I am going to look again at your pension.. yup, it’s f*cking better than anyone in the private sector would get, and they’re paying for them. So stuff it.”

  19. 54
    Chris Bryant says:

    I can feel it coming in my arse tonight, oh Gord.

  20. 58
    Lawd Lavender et al. says:

    When the sun beats down and
    I lie on red bench, I can always hear them talk.
    But me? I’m just Lawd Presclott:
    Ham, Beef, Lamb or Pork.

  21. 59
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    How can Jack Straw keep a straight face? The BBC bigging up this mong who of course was part of a government that allowed the whole compensation culture to get out of control and now he sits there on the BBC having his cock sucked by a male BBC type as Straw states that something needs to be done about insurance referrals.

    Um so what did YOU do for 13 years then mong?

    • 70
      labourunionsbbc we are one says:

      He helped create the culture that this sort of stinking business thrives in, that’s what the two faced lying little shit of a straw man did.

    • 73
      h_pont says:

      maybe now he’s on the back benches he actually wants to do some good. he was awful quiet about the Muslim rape gangs until 6 months or so ago.

    • 78
      Leeds Uni hates him says:

      Remember when Will went to ‘pot’, too.
      That will have had the Straw one befuddled even more than he usually was.

    • 125
      Major Eyeswater says:

      He glad-handed Mugabe at the UN while that vile little racist was busy with his ethnic cleansing. Furthered our nation’s foreign policy no end that did. What a tosser.

  22. 61
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    What is the BBC up to? A fucking heat wave? One day of hot weather in the Summer?

    Oh hang on the poor drugged up mongs are trying to spin the “climate change” bollocks again.


    • 63
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      True, Check out how many overs were lost in the test matches.

      • 109
        Anonymous says:

        Bily, you need reminding every now and then that you’re a pissy little bell end. Job done.

        • 145
          Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

          I despise what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it.

    • 77
      baruch goldstein says:

      mind you, it is VERY hot, then again it is summer and not particularly hot by the standards of summers.

      it does seem quite humid though, is that global moistening?

      • 127
        Major Eyeswater says:

        Now you mention it I am feeling a little bit moist. If you put today on a chart and then use a computer model to extend the 24-hour trend out in a straight line for 100 years I think you’ll find that you owe me several trillion pounds and are forbidden from voting for ever and ever.

    • 88
      Weather Geek says:

      This is actually quite a cold June, and is about 0.8C below the long term average, despite today, and is unlikely to reach the average given the forecast of it going back to normal. So if the BBC are bigging up AGW on the basis of one hot day, they are talking bollocks. Any links?

      • 131
        Major Eyeswater says:

        Oh do keep up. The cold in the first part of June was due to climate change, today’s hot weather is due to global warming and July will alternate between slightly colder and slightly hotter periods for the same reason. Quickly, build a windfarm and raise taxes or it could get worse.

  23. 67
    Moley. says:

    I read somewhere that Van Rompuy’s Presidential term only runs for 2.5 yrs, although I never heard this mentioned at the time when we didn’t elect him.

    Blair is polishing up his credentials again as the hope-to-be next President, hence his suggestions about the President being properly elected, and that we should think about joining the Euro at some time in the future.

    Blair carefully putting his own interests before those of his country; as usual.

    • 71
      Engineer says:

      Which is Bliar’s country, these days?

    • 72
      labourunionsbbc we are one says:

      With a big hand from the socialist state radio, and I woulden’t be surprised if Dave didn’t put in a word or two, cos his time will shurly come around.

    • 74
      h_pont says:

      I would love Blair to be Euro President. What with the general mood, Euro problems and what is perceived to have been the high water mark of the EU generally, I think there is nothing better to finish it off completely.

      PS when are we going to get these citizens petitions?

    • 135
      Hilary Hook says:

      > Blair is polishing up his credentials again

      I thought that was Carole Caplin’s job

  24. 84
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK (not Maude) son of COD says:

    Good old Jeff Randall !
    He just had Vicky Pryce on his show
    He let her waffle on about Greek Economy for five mins
    Then he said Taking speeding points for your husband did you do it ?
    VP : I cannot comment on this as it is an on going investigation
    JR : So you did do it ? You don’t denie that you did it !
    VP : Look i came here to talk about the Greek economy !
    Feckin Pryceless !

    • 86
      smoggie says:

      All she had to do was say “No”.

      • 97
        Mark Pack says:

        Leave my beloved Chris alone, You right wing nutter`s!

        You stupid Tory`s will be sorry when your found wrong. You will.

        Chris, i love you!

        • 103
          Ah! Monika says:

          Here’s is a few more apostrophes to scatter round ””””””””””””””””””””””’

        • 189
          Get this straight says:

          “your” at it again, you little tinker!!

  25. 89
    Ewanme says:

    OT :


    Don’t let the cheat prosper .

    Love E x

  26. 100
    Trashbin is a fucking phony says:

    Trashbin Alibi Clown is a raging hypocrite. She accepted the MBE. A few years later the poet Benjamin Zepeniah refused his MBE. She then suddenly announced she’d been inspired by him to return her MBE. What a fucking fake. The truth was someone else was getting attention for doing something that had never occurred to her and she was jealous of his decision and angry that the ethnic star of the moment wasn’t her. But she’s so thick, she doesn’t realise that giving it back after someone else has done it first makes her look insincere and publicity seeking.

    • 102
      Ah! Monika says:

      50 Thumbs Up

      • 111
        Anonymous says:

        I really cannot forgive the British media, and the BBC in particular, for launching this mad cow on us on a regular basis. In any other country she’d be fucking sectioned.

    • 108
      Anonymous says:

      Benjamin Zephaniah is only a poet ‘cos the BBC says he is. Have you heard his stuff, it’s fucking dire? Lenny Henry could do better FFS.

      • 113
        Orson "two dinners" Welles says:

        Zephaniah’s a better comedian than Lenny Henry.

      • 115
        Lenny Henry says:

        Was walking the dog
        Then checked out this blog
        Not much to see
        So having a pee.

        • 117
          Benjamin Zephaniah says:


        • 119
          Des O'Connor says:

          There was a Cistercian monk
          who fell asleep in a bunk
          He dreamt that Venus
          was sucking his elbow
          and woke up all covered in perspiration.

          • Ewanme says:

            LOL :)

            Rafa thru – BBC breathes easy .

            E x

          • Get this straight says:

            About that monk – this was he…

            There was a young nun from Siberia
            endowed with a virgin interior
            until a young monk
            jumped into her bunk
            and made her the Mother Superior

      • 120
        Yasmine Alibaba-Marrone says:

        Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas
        Cos’ turkeys just wanna hav fun
        Turkeys are cool, turkeys are wicked
        An every turkey has a Mum.
        Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas,
        Don’t eat it, keep it alive,
        It could be yu mate, an not on your plate
        Say, Yo! Turkey I’m on your side.
        I got lots of friends who are turkeys
        An all of dem fear christmas time,
        Dey wanna enjoy it, dey say humans destroyed it
        An humans are out of dere mind,
        Yeah, I got lots of friends who are turkeys
        Dey all hav a right to a life,
        Not to be caged up an genetically made up

        • 122
          Constable Savage says:

          Are we to assume that Mr Zephania …is a coloured gentleman?

          • lighter shade of beyond the pale says:

            What colour would that be exactly?

          • P.C. Filth says:

            Maybe baby, sir. Good evening, by the way. Our sources have led us to believe that the gentleman in question may in fact be a brownish aubergine colour – quite pleasing to the eye but fairly untouchable, sir. Over.

      • 141
        nell says:

        No! I was at the UEA some years ago now when Benjamin Zephaniah performed.

        He is entertaining, talented and amusing.

        I doubt very much whether the boring beeb has anything to do with his poetic talents.

  27. 112
    Ah! Monika H/T Telegraph says:

    This state-sponsored militancy must end
    It is a scandal that the taxpayer funds the trade union duties of public sector workers, writes Dominic Raab.

    RMT Union Leader Bob Crow receives £145,000 Photo: Rex
    By Dominic Raab6:53PM BST 27 Jun 2011
    The public is facing widespread disruption from three trade unions that can’t even muster support for strikes from a majority of their own members. Taxpayers should be shocked to learn, then, that they are funding union activities on a major scale. The public money paid to union staff working in or for Whitehall rose to £19 million in the financial year 2010/11. That figure, a legacy of the last government, would increase substantially if consistent accounting rules were applied across the public sector, and local bodies – including councils and police forces – were included.
    Some of the hardest pressed departments are diverting the most resources to union work. At a time of financial strain on the criminal justice system, the Ministry of Justice spent more than £6 million on staff working full- or part-time on union activities in 2008/9 – the equivalent of more than 150 prison places. It is also the only major department that has failed to disclose its union bill for the past two years.

    • 172
      John Bellingham says:

      The Daily Mail ( yeah, I know) says £15 for council pilgims in education only. Wonder how muh in total?
      Isn’t there also a fiddle with training grants?

  28. 118
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    At home, usually i start from this : http://bit.ly/15wrCB

    • 129
      Infuriated of West Mids says:

      I wish I could say, “once bitten by a fake Billy, twice shy.” Unfortunately, the vomit on my keyboard says differently.

      • 139
        Ah! Monika says:

        Guido, everything has it’s limits. Can’t you put a block on this fellows ISP

        • 148
          Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

          Not real Billy , Sockpuppet, But i despise what he says / links but i will defend to the death his/hers right to say it.

  29. 138
    Yasmin Alibliar Brownshitta says:

    Just because I open my stoopid gob, some Brit broadcaster seems to think it a good idea to stick a microphone in front of it. You Brits really are a bunch of retarded mutha fuckas.

  30. 140
    nell says:


    Ah. Will the real philcollins please stand up!

    I think the songwriter not the speechwriter got closer to the heart of labour!!

    One More Night – gordon just before he left no.10 as he was hanging on by his fingernails

    Another Day in Paradise – bliar as he swans about in the bah amas pretending to solve the world’s problems

    Can’t Find My Way = bullyballs trying to to find the means to finish off militwit so he can take over

    I Missed Again – militwit after relaunch No.5!!

  31. 142
    The last quango in paris says:

    To all the Leftie lurkers – my children go to private school and so will not be affected by your ‘we don’t want to join the re world ‘ strike!

    • 151
      Harridan Harmanhater says:

      So did mine !!!

      • 160
        dianeabbot former contender for labour leadership says:

        And Mine!

      • 162
        former labour education minister *ru-thkelly* says:

        And mine!

        • 186
          the last quango in paris says:

          exactly – so the gap widens – all those who remember the effects of not being educated in the 80s scrimping and scraping to send their kids to private school and all those who have no choice but to use the state system screwed yet again by the left!

  32. 147
    nell says:


    Ah!! How sad!!

    The media are going all out to get us to like murray because they say he’ s suffering from the gordonbrown factor!

    • 149
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      But Murray aint taking from the public purse.

  33. 152
    Do I now get a tax rebate says:

    Lazy fucking bastards, three months off a year on full paid not enough for yer?

  34. 155
    Martin Day says:

    And still the conservatives can’t hit 40% in the opinion polls……..Looking glum for David Cameron ain’t it ?

    There are two new polls out tonight.

    Firstly there is a ComRes poll in the Independent, with topline figures of CON 36%(-1), LAB 40%(+3), LDEM 11%(-1), Others 13%(-2). Changes are from the last ComRes telephone poll at the end of May.

    Meanwhile the daily YouGov poll for the Sun has topline figures of CON 37%, LAB 42%, LDEM 10%

    • 156
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Coalition still 5% ahead, Now please accept a full refund and fuck off lad :-)

    • 158
      Do I now get a tax rebate says:

      Why, when’s the election?

      • 174
        smoggie says:

        Several years hence. These are the same percentages we were seeing before the last GE.

    • 159
      Diana Fat Booty of Hackney North says:

      Ooooorrr shit mon, quick quick order 9 palettes of postal votes now!

    • 175
      albacore says:

      The ostrich is a pretty bird
      It loves our Wavy Davey
      It makes its nest in a rhubarb tree
      And lays its eggs in gravy

      It sticks its head deep in the sand
      In the air its derriere
      (If it can’t see who’s shafting it
      It doesn’t have to care)

      It took a mighty meteor
      To kill the dinosaurs
      All you need to cook an ostrich
      Is a few daft PC laws

    • 182
      Eamonn U Ensis says:

      If Labour can only manage a 4 point lead after all the recent ppolicy cock-ups and”Dave” u-turns I’d fucking give up now. Martn……they should be at least 10 points ahead and probably would be if they weren’t lead by someone who makes even Brown seem slightly charismatic….

  35. 157
    Scum No 1 says:

    Probably the best thing Mad Idi Amin ever did was kick all the joe dakis out of Uganda.

    Shame we had to take them in though, some other poor sucker of a country could have the pleasure of listening to Yasmin Alibaba Clown instead of us mugs.

    • 165
      Eeu to me says:

      Sometimes you have to take the rough with the smooth , this country actually got a lot of very able business people courtesy of big IDI.

  36. 161
    nell says:

    So how many labour mp’s will not have a problem on Thursday with the teacher’s strike because their children are in private education?

    2? 4? 10? 20?

    D’you think they are going to nbe prepared to come out of the woodwork and admit it?! What d’you reckon dianeabbot?

  37. 166
    Christine Blower, Mark Serwotka and Dave Prentis in concert says:

    Maggie Maggie Maggie, out out out!

  38. 167
  39. 168
    Hague yearnings says:
    • 170
      MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK (not Maude) son of COD says:

      Your Gym What happened to “Your William”?
      Two timing bitch !

  40. 169
    Trashbin is a fucking phony says:

    Just read what this hypocritical c unt claimed regarding her MBE. She actually tries to say she accepted it to please her mother! What a fucking fake! As I said in my earlier post above, she was jealous of the publicity Benjamin Zepheniah got who at least had the integrity to refuse his MBE from the outset. She claims she’s suddenly a convert to republicanism. What an utterly loathsome phony.


  41. 181
    Jim says:

    Yesterday Mr Cameron’s communications team confirmed that they had attempted to speak to Mr Shale shortly before his death to warn him that a Sunday newspaper intended to publish an article based on his critical memo.

    The Prime Minister’s spokesman said he was “absolutely” sure there was no inappropriate behaviour by any of Mr Cameron’s officials. (telegraph)

    so everythings just okay then! nothing to worry about

  42. 184
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK (not Maude) son of COD says:

    Habitat, Moben kitchens ,Kitchens direct,Sharp bedrooms,Dolphin bathrooms,T J Hughes ,
    Jane Norman clothing,and now Thorntons chocolate all these companies about to close down within the last few days !

    And still the government line is
    “No double dip recession”

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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