June 27th, 2011

On the Air Last Night

Yesterday’s broadcast of the Politics Show had Blair on, and someone who would have been familiar to him, his former speech writer. Though perhaps not familiar to the Beeboid staffer who compiles the credits. Apparently they tried to get the Education Secretary on the show too late, everyone knows You Can’t Hurry Gove. That’s Just the Way It Is…

UPDATE: In the comments Bill Quango MP, one of the blog’s favourite co-conspirators, points out the Beeboid got YAB’s MBE wrong, she sent it back over some imperialist outrage or another.


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    God , How did you manage to listen with out chucking it out the window because clown was on!

  2. 2
    Yasmin Alibhai-Brown says:

    Is it ‘cos I is an obnoxious lefty hypocrite?

  3. 3
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Good job there isn’t anyone in politics called “John Entwistle”.

  4. 4
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Ok, Read it 5 times now, dont get it, Ok seems odd that Phill Collins would be on a sunday politics show, but dont see the connection with Gove apart from they tried to late to book him?

    What typo/error are we supoosed to see here?

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Forget your initials you’re just another Brown ( sic )

  6. 6
    Vishal says:

    Didn’t Alibhai-Brown return her MBE?

  7. 7
    Telephone Man says:

    How old is rebecca Wade, is she 34 perchance ?

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Kicked out of Uganda by Idi Amin. One of his more sensible decisions.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Unless a Phill Collins was a former staffer/ speech writer?

    Ps dont watch Al-Ja Beebya if i can help it.

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:


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    Ah! Monika says:

    Second thoughts ….he’d have had a good meal off her

  12. 12
    Alan Philip Bonggg says:

    I could feel it in air tonight

  13. 13
    Alan Philip Bonggg says:

    OK I’ve spotted now the reference had already been made

  14. 14
    Dolly Draper says:

    Guido Fawkes is a racist and Iain Dale must stop linking to him, so he must.

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    It says “…and author Yasmin Alibhai-Brown, (MBE)….”

    Except in 2003 she returned that award.
    So she should really be plain old Yasmin Alibhai-Brown or Yasmin Alibhai-Brown, the author formerly known as Yasmin Alibhai-Brown (MBE).

  16. 16
    Lawd Lavender et al. says:

    I am listening to ‘Walk on Mildred’s Ginsters’ by Dr John Reid.

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    TV License? Hello? The 1950s are THAT way >>>> says:

    Apart from Top Gear, which I’ve just downloaded, I never watch it.

    And the main benefit, apart from not having to pay for a TV license, is I never ever ever have to see or hear Yasmin Albithingydo-dah-Brown.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Good spot Bill :-)

    Guido , update?

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    Hugh Janus says:

    So glad I missed it. Mind you, my reflexes are pretty good if that lying creep ever sticks his face on my TV.

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    Rat's arse says:

    I wish the “lovely” Y.A.B would just p@ss off back to Uganda. She does nothing but bwitch about this Country – something she wouldn’t have got away with in Uganda. Ungrateful sod!

  21. 21
    Sir Rodney Flangeslurper says:

    shame you’re not taking a walk on Gordon’s gonads

  22. 22
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Freedom of speech is easy to support when you agree with what is said.

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    I am listening to ‘Walk on Mildred’s George’ by Yootha Joyce

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    Rat's arse says:

    I know Billy, but she gets right up my left nostril!

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    TV License? Hello? The 1950s are THAT way >>>> says:

    That’s very profound, Billy, but shouldn’t we just hang her?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I know Rats, But look at the comedy that the left have given us, Gordon Brown (pick ya moment, loads to choose from), Polly Toynbee etc.

    I do admit (with Gordon) it was expensive comedy , But hay ho :-)

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Do I detect a link between ‘Phil Collins’ and Something In/on the Air Tonight”?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “Update: In the comments Bill Quango MP, one of the blog’s favourite co-conspirators, points out the Beeboid got YAB’s MBE wrong, she sent it back over some imperialist outrage or another.”

    Teachers pet Bill :-)

    Meanwhile Billy Bowden is the least favourite :-)

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t you love those Cornish pastys?

  30. 30
    Rat's arse says:


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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    For what tho?

  32. 32
    Sir William Waad says:

    A giraffe walks into a cocktail bar. He says “Hey, girls! The highballs are on me!”

  33. 33
    h_pont says:

    giving refugees a bad name?

  34. 34
    Moses says:

    Actually, I was the founder of Genesis and I claim my back royalties.

  35. 35
    wiggins says:

    Why do we listen to these TWATS? Surely we are far cleverer than them. 2.1 in Bullshit from Oxbridge doesn’t rub with me.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Only if she is on benifits , From what i see she earns money from the private sector.

  37. 37
    bandersnatch says:

    I knew there was a reason I deleted my reply about the steak and stilton or the straight Cornish…

  38. 38
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    BBC news: Train services canceled ‘due to heat’

    fucking magazine’s bringing the whole country to a standstill.

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    bandersnatch says:

    I find her refreshingly interesting in her TV comments Ratto. Guess I’m in a minority here.

  40. 40

    Now look what you’ve done Bowden!
    Woken up Neo-Guido from his sofa…

  41. 41
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Get ya own Monkier .

    Tho your joke brought a smile to my face.

  42. 42
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    O/T (apologies Guido)

    But England women beat the Convicts again by 16 runs.

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    Giraffe’s are always high.

  44. 44
    Keith Dovkunts says:

    Popped in to see my doctor yesterday. He’s not very well.

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Pah, you could at least have linked to a decent version of the song Guido….

  46. 46

    The NUT have said …” Thousands of schools will be closed for the day causing the most inconvenience to parents since the inset day that occurred after half-term a few weeks ago.”

  47. 47
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK (not Maude) son of COD says:

    Just like every other fuckin ungrateful immigrunt
    Come here begging for asylum , then once in do nothing but slag us off and cause shit for the people who live here !
    If they dont like it we have plenty of ports and airports so they can all fuck off !

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    VOTCO says:

    Get your own Monkier – classic. Monkier than what I wonder Billy?

  49. 49
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK (not Maude) son of COD says:

    Yet another climb down by call me Dave and his gang of spineless nobodies
    they have promised to look again at public sector pensions !

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    CSE RE - "ungraded". Apparently impossible to fail a CSE, but I managed it says:

    I didn’t pay a great deal of attention in the religious brainwashing sessions we had at school, but even so I’m pretty sure Moses wasn’t in Genesis. Was he?

  51. 51
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I thought Genises was about creating the world in 7 days?

  52. 52
    Hopefully Dave Cameron says:

    “I am going to look again at your pension.. yup, it’s f*cking better than anyone in the private sector would get, and they’re paying for them. So stuff it.”

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    CSE RE - "ungraded". Apparently impossible to fail a CSE, but I managed it says:

    Quite. I’m sure Moses only showed up later on.

  54. 54
    Chris Bryant says:

    I can feel it coming in my arse tonight, oh Gord.

  55. 55
    Gooey Blob says:

    What’s the difference between a crane and a giraffe?

    A crane has hydraulics, a giraffe has high…

  56. 56
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Unless he is late again :-)

  57. 57

    By golly, you’ve got it. We expect better of you Sir William.

  58. 58
    Lawd Lavender et al. says:

    When the sun beats down and
    I lie on red bench, I can always hear them talk.
    But me? I’m just Lawd Presclott:
    Ham, Beef, Lamb or Pork.

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    How can Jack Straw keep a straight face? The BBC bigging up this mong who of course was part of a government that allowed the whole compensation culture to get out of control and now he sits there on the BBC having his cock sucked by a male BBC type as Straw states that something needs to be done about insurance referrals.

    Um so what did YOU do for 13 years then mong?

  60. 60
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Ok, Guido, Was Phil Collins the former speech writer and is this another Blairite attack on Team Miliband?

    Or am i barking up the wrong tree?

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    What is the BBC up to? A fucking heat wave? One day of hot weather in the Summer?

    Oh hang on the poor drugged up mongs are trying to spin the “climate change” bollocks again.


  62. 62
    God is an Englishman. says:

    The Lord said unto Moses,
    “All Jews shall have long noses, all excepting Aaron: he shall have a square ‘un”

  63. 63
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    True, Check out how many overs were lost in the test matches.

  64. 64
    David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    An arrest warrant for Gaddifi and his son has been issued. How is this going to help bring the situation to a negotiated settlement? UK and the US are negotiating with the Taliban- murdering bastards- this seems to in contrast to what they are doing in Libya.

    Obama was refused finance last week to fight in Libya by his politicians. Can’t see NATO or the UK being able to manage it by themselves. Will Cameron doggedly keep going because of his pride/ego or do another U turn? Get out of Libya ASAP. Not our war nor our concern.

    When is an arrest warrant going to be issued for Blair and his chums??

  65. 65
    David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    Who cares, Blair should be in jail.

  66. 66
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Tech wise , what Blair done was ratified by parlaiment (I was against Iraq).

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    Moley. says:

    I read somewhere that Van Rompuy’s Presidential term only runs for 2.5 yrs, although I never heard this mentioned at the time when we didn’t elect him.

    Blair is polishing up his credentials again as the hope-to-be next President, hence his suggestions about the President being properly elected, and that we should think about joining the Euro at some time in the future.

    Blair carefully putting his own interests before those of his country; as usual.

  68. 68
    labourunionsbbc we are one says:


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    Clarence says:

    Don’t take everything at Face Value, Sir William.

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    labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    He helped create the culture that this sort of stinking business thrives in, that’s what the two faced lying little shit of a straw man did.

  71. 71
    Engineer says:

    Which is Bliar’s country, these days?

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    labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    With a big hand from the socialist state radio, and I woulden’t be surprised if Dave didn’t put in a word or two, cos his time will shurly come around.

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    h_pont says:

    maybe now he’s on the back benches he actually wants to do some good. he was awful quiet about the Muslim rape gangs until 6 months or so ago.

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    h_pont says:

    I would love Blair to be Euro President. What with the general mood, Euro problems and what is perceived to have been the high water mark of the EU generally, I think there is nothing better to finish it off completely.

    PS when are we going to get these citizens petitions?

  75. 75
    George Osborne Graduate of the University of Third World Economics says:

    Yes, it was, as was Afghanistan, as was the bank bailout.

    Which means the Conservative party’s claim that the deficit is all Labour’s fault and that they are cleaning up Labour’s mess is pure propaganda.

    The Conservatives are responsible, by virtue of the above, for at least half of the entire deficit of this country.

    Without the 450 billion pounds cost of occupying Iraq and Afghanistan and bailing out the bankers, the public sector was running very efficiently and economically. Which means that the Tories attack upon the public sector is entirely misplaced and unjustifiable.

    Therefore best way to reduce the deficit, as well as the morally correct policy, is to stop occupying Afghanistan and to get the banks to pay back the money they owe us.

    The Conservatives, however, wish to stay in Afghanistan and also plan to sell the public’s ownership in the banks which we need to keep under public ownership to enjoy the profits they will create in the coming years and decades.

    Which means they will never pay off the deficit as they are continuing the policies which created it.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Nope the biggest mistake they made was bailing out the banks.

    afghanistan i support, Iraq i did not.

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    baruch goldstein says:

    mind you, it is VERY hot, then again it is summer and not particularly hot by the standards of summers.

    it does seem quite humid though, is that global moistening?

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    Leeds Uni hates him says:

    Remember when Will went to ‘pot’, too.
    That will have had the Straw one befuddled even more than he usually was.

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    George Osborne Graduate of the University of Third World Economics says:

    The Conservatives voted for to occupy Iraq, voted to occupy Afghanistan and voted to bail out the bankers.

    Therefore they are equally as culpable as the Labour party for the size of this country’s deficit.

    And their policies do nothing to reduce that deficit.

    If you thought Brown was bad you aint seen nothing yet.

    Osborne is worse.

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    baruch goldstein says:

    She got an MBE in the first place? What the fuck for? Saying she wished all white people were dead? The problem with asylum in the UK is that we end up letting in c#nts like this. no fucking wonder nobody wants asylum seekers anymore.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    George, Lad , have you ever heard this saying “It doesnt matter who you vote for the goverment always wins” or this one “If voting changed anything they would ban it”.

    you have all parties dancing on the head of a pin (mainstream ones), all will say what they need to to get elected , then they will do the opposite.

    Labour are left wing, Coalition are centre left.

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    Ken Dodds Dads Dogs Dead says:

    One for sorrow, Yootha Joyce.

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    baruch goldstein says:

    if asylum seekers went home when the trouble was over, I’m sure we’d all be happy with a lot more of them. fact is its just immigration by another name. otherwise Yasmin Alibayah-Race-Hate would have f@cked off years ago.

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK (not Maude) son of COD says:

    Good old Jeff Randall !
    He just had Vicky Pryce on his show
    He let her waffle on about Greek Economy for five mins
    Then he said Taking speeding points for your husband did you do it ?
    VP : I cannot comment on this as it is an on going investigation
    JR : So you did do it ? You don’t denie that you did it !
    VP : Look i came here to talk about the Greek economy !
    Feckin Pryceless !

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    smoggie says:

    They would be only equally culpable if they were party to the same information as were Blair’s inner circle. I suspect they were not.

  86. 86
    smoggie says:

    All she had to do was say “No”.

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    Jabba the Cat says:

    Always thought Alibaba Brown was more appropriate.

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    Weather Geek says:

    This is actually quite a cold June, and is about 0.8C below the long term average, despite today, and is unlikely to reach the average given the forecast of it going back to normal. So if the BBC are bigging up AGW on the basis of one hot day, they are talking bollocks. Any links?

  89. 89
    Ewanme says:

    OT :


    Don’t let the cheat prosper .

    Love E x

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    Jabba the Cat says:

    Alibaba Brown is the Muslim(Ealing Common district) counterpart to Melanie Phillips.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    And they’ve got allot of neck

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    same as it ever was says:

    La-La Land?

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    David Cameron says:

    I increased our EU contributions by 75% for a reason.

  94. 94
    Jabba the Cat says:

    And what did you get, a first in basket weaving and advanced shoe tying from Durham?

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    Ah! Monika says:

    SIX Billy, read the Bible and take a rest

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Leave me out of this

  97. 97
    Mark Pack says:

    Leave my beloved Chris alone, You right wing nutter`s!

    You stupid Tory`s will be sorry when your found wrong. You will.

    Chris, i love you!

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    George Osborne Graduate of the University of Third World Economics says:

    But that is the point, there was no information.

    There was no evidence, no proof, no case to go to war in Iraq.

    And if the Tories were to thick to realise that then that does not excuse them from the cost of life and treasure that resulted from their stupidity.

    The Tories are just as guilty as the Labour party for the deficit as they voted for the causes of it.

    Remember that the next time a spineless Tory makes the claim that it is all Labour’s fault. For they will by lying.

    As government depends upon trust that bodes an ill wind for this bunch of Tory liars who are governing this country without mandate.

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    Postlethwaite says:

    When is an arrest warrant going to be issued for Blair and his chums??


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    Trashbin is a fucking phony says:

    Trashbin Alibi Clown is a raging hypocrite. She accepted the MBE. A few years later the poet Benjamin Zepeniah refused his MBE. She then suddenly announced she’d been inspired by him to return her MBE. What a fucking fake. The truth was someone else was getting attention for doing something that had never occurred to her and she was jealous of his decision and angry that the ethnic star of the moment wasn’t her. But she’s so thick, she doesn’t realise that giving it back after someone else has done it first makes her look insincere and publicity seeking.

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    Postlethwaite says:

    Who cares, Blair should be in jail.


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    Ah! Monika says:

    50 Thumbs Up

  103. 103
    Ah! Monika says:

    Here’s is a few more apostrophes to scatter round ””””””””””””””””””””””’

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    Ah! Monika says:


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    Johnnydub says:

    I always thought her business cards said:

    “Yabberer – Professional Racist”

  106. 106
    Anonymous Misogynist says:

    You’re talkin’ ’bout a port when you mean a pony..!!


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    Denny Schindler says:

    Anyone for Dennis?

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    Anonymous says:

    Benjamin Zephaniah is only a poet ‘cos the BBC says he is. Have you heard his stuff, it’s fucking dire? Lenny Henry could do better FFS.

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    Anonymous says:

    Bily, you need reminding every now and then that you’re a pissy little bell end. Job done.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    As i pick the old grey pubes from my teeth in the morning, i wonder if an extra ring piercing in my piles would get more, y’know, “quality business”

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    Anonymous says:

    I really cannot forgive the British media, and the BBC in particular, for launching this mad cow on us on a regular basis. In any other country she’d be fucking sectioned.

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    Ah! Monika H/T Telegraph says:

    This state-sponsored militancy must end
    It is a scandal that the taxpayer funds the trade union duties of public sector workers, writes Dominic Raab.

    RMT Union Leader Bob Crow receives £145,000 Photo: Rex
    By Dominic Raab6:53PM BST 27 Jun 2011
    The public is facing widespread disruption from three trade unions that can’t even muster support for strikes from a majority of their own members. Taxpayers should be shocked to learn, then, that they are funding union activities on a major scale. The public money paid to union staff working in or for Whitehall rose to £19 million in the financial year 2010/11. That figure, a legacy of the last government, would increase substantially if consistent accounting rules were applied across the public sector, and local bodies – including councils and police forces – were included.
    Some of the hardest pressed departments are diverting the most resources to union work. At a time of financial strain on the criminal justice system, the Ministry of Justice spent more than £6 million on staff working full- or part-time on union activities in 2008/9 – the equivalent of more than 150 prison places. It is also the only major department that has failed to disclose its union bill for the past two years.

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    Orson "two dinners" Welles says:

    Zephaniah’s a better comedian than Lenny Henry.

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    Yasmine Alibaba-Marrone says:

    Alibhai-Brown was appointed to the Order of the British Empire (MBE) in 2001, but in 2003 Benjamin Zephaniah’s public refusal of an OBE inspired her to return the award.

    In other words is she too stupid to think for herself?

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    Lenny Henry says:

    Was walking the dog
    Then checked out this blog
    Not much to see
    So having a pee.

  116. 116
    Benji says:

    Why don’t we do a career swap, I could do with more work on Radio 4?

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    Benjamin Zephaniah says:


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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    At home, usually i start from this : http://bit.ly/15wrCB

  119. 119
    Des O'Connor says:

    There was a Cistercian monk
    who fell asleep in a bunk
    He dreamt that Venus
    was sucking his elbow
    and woke up all covered in perspiration.

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    Yasmine Alibaba-Marrone says:

    Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas
    Cos’ turkeys just wanna hav fun
    Turkeys are cool, turkeys are wicked
    An every turkey has a Mum.
    Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas,
    Don’t eat it, keep it alive,
    It could be yu mate, an not on your plate
    Say, Yo! Turkey I’m on your side.
    I got lots of friends who are turkeys
    An all of dem fear christmas time,
    Dey wanna enjoy it, dey say humans destroyed it
    An humans are out of dere mind,
    Yeah, I got lots of friends who are turkeys
    Dey all hav a right to a life,
    Not to be caged up an genetically made up

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    scratch and sniff says:


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    Constable Savage says:

    Are we to assume that Mr Zephania …is a coloured gentleman?

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    Anonymous says:

    I love Panorama – a glimpse in to the future of Cameron and Lansley’s NHS. Beautiful.

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    dipstick watch says:

    Of course it doesn’t occur that the compilers of the bible engaged the use of metaphor and allegory. It’s only dipsticks who came later, both believers and unbelievers who think otherwise. Tossers.

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    Major Eyeswater says:

    He glad-handed Mugabe at the UN while that vile little racist was busy with his ethnic cleansing. Furthered our nation’s foreign policy no end that did. What a tosser.

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    lighter shade of beyond the pale says:

    What colour would that be exactly?

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    Major Eyeswater says:

    Now you mention it I am feeling a little bit moist. If you put today on a chart and then use a computer model to extend the 24-hour trend out in a straight line for 100 years I think you’ll find that you owe me several trillion pounds and are forbidden from voting for ever and ever.

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    Ewanme says:

    LOL :)

    Rafa thru – BBC breathes easy .

    E x

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    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    I wish I could say, “once bitten by a fake Billy, twice shy.” Unfortunately, the vomit on my keyboard says differently.

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    The Scarlet Pimple (on Browns Ar_se) says:

    She was told that MBE stands for More Bloody Ethnics!

  131. 131
    Major Eyeswater says:

    Oh do keep up. The cold in the first part of June was due to climate change, today’s hot weather is due to global warming and July will alternate between slightly colder and slightly hotter periods for the same reason. Quickly, build a windfarm and raise taxes or it could get worse.

  132. 132
    P E Dantry says:

    ‘T’ missing from the begining of the last word.

  133. 133
    Hilary Hook says:

    Ghastly little buggers.

  134. 134
    Major Eyeswater says:

    However Evan Davis’ “made in Britain” (starting on the telly now) is something of a revelation – real world economics actually get a mention!! FFS! On the Beeb! I nearly popped a haemorrhoid…

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    Hilary Hook says:

    > Blair is polishing up his credentials again

    I thought that was Carole Caplin’s job

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    P.C. Filth says:

    Maybe baby, sir. Good evening, by the way. Our sources have led us to believe that the gentleman in question may in fact be a brownish aubergine colour – quite pleasing to the eye but fairly untouchable, sir. Over.

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    Hilary Hook says:

    In Uganda, they take sectioning seriously, using matchets.

  138. 138
    Yasmin Alibliar Brownshitta says:

    Just because I open my stoopid gob, some Brit broadcaster seems to think it a good idea to stick a microphone in front of it. You Brits really are a bunch of retarded mutha fuckas.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Guido, everything has it’s limits. Can’t you put a block on this fellows ISP

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    nell says:

    Ah. Will the real philcollins please stand up!

    I think the songwriter not the speechwriter got closer to the heart of labour!!

    One More Night – gordon just before he left no.10 as he was hanging on by his fingernails

    Another Day in Paradise – bliar as he swans about in the bah amas pretending to solve the world’s problems

    Can’t Find My Way = bullyballs trying to to find the means to finish off militwit so he can take over

    I Missed Again – militwit after relaunch No.5!!

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    nell says:

    No! I was at the UEA some years ago now when Benjamin Zephaniah performed.

    He is entertaining, talented and amusing.

    I doubt very much whether the boring beeb has anything to do with his poetic talents.

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    The last quango in paris says:

    To all the Leftie lurkers – my children go to private school and so will not be affected by your ‘we don’t want to join the re world ‘ strike!

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    English Viking says:

    I got a certificate of competence in bricklaying from my Approved School, is that any good?

  144. 144
    Jabba the Cat says:

    That is a real skill EV, you can help build the new prisons ;-))

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I despise what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it.

  146. 146
    English Viking says:

    Be more than happy to, if I get first dibs on who to put in it.

    Blair, Brown, Cameron, Jamie Poxy Oliver.

    So much choice, decisions, decisions.

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    nell says:


    Ah!! How sad!!

    The media are going all out to get us to like murray because they say he’ s suffering from the gordonbrown factor!

  148. 148
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Not real Billy , Sockpuppet, But i despise what he says / links but i will defend to the death his/hers right to say it.

  149. 149
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    But Murray aint taking from the public purse.

  150. 150
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


    Without a mandate?

    I thought there was a genral election last year?

  151. 151
    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    So did mine !!!

  152. 152
    Do I now get a tax rebate says:

    Lazy fucking bastards, three months off a year on full paid not enough for yer?

  153. 153
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    True Colors = Ed is a socailist.

  154. 154
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Teachers or MPs?

  155. 155
    Martin Day says:

    And still the conservatives can’t hit 40% in the opinion polls……..Looking glum for David Cameron ain’t it ?

    There are two new polls out tonight.

    Firstly there is a ComRes poll in the Independent, with topline figures of CON 36%(-1), LAB 40%(+3), LDEM 11%(-1), Others 13%(-2). Changes are from the last ComRes telephone poll at the end of May.

    Meanwhile the daily YouGov poll for the Sun has topline figures of CON 37%, LAB 42%, LDEM 10%

  156. 156
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Coalition still 5% ahead, Now please accept a full refund and fuck off lad :-)

  157. 157
    Scum No 1 says:

    Probably the best thing Mad Idi Amin ever did was kick all the joe dakis out of Uganda.

    Shame we had to take them in though, some other poor sucker of a country could have the pleasure of listening to Yasmin Alibaba Clown instead of us mugs.

  158. 158
    Do I now get a tax rebate says:

    Why, when’s the election?

  159. 159
    Diana Fat Booty of Hackney North says:

    Ooooorrr shit mon, quick quick order 9 palettes of postal votes now!

  160. 160
    dianeabbot former contender for labour leadership says:

    And Mine!

  161. 161
    nell says:

    So how many labour mp’s will not have a problem on Thursday with the teacher’s strike because their children are in private education?

    2? 4? 10? 20?

    D’you think they are going to nbe prepared to come out of the woodwork and admit it?! What d’you reckon dianeabbot?

  162. 162
    former labour education minister *ru-thkelly* says:

    And mine!

  163. 163
    Diana Fat Booty of Hackney North says:

    I have nothing more to say……..

  164. 164
    Ah! Monika says:

    The more time MPs have off, the less harm they can do.

  165. 165
    Eeu to me says:

    Sometimes you have to take the rough with the smooth , this country actually got a lot of very able business people courtesy of big IDI.

  166. 166
    Christine Blower, Mark Serwotka and Dave Prentis in concert says:

    Maggie Maggie Maggie, out out out!

  167. 167
    Sir Bruce at last For FS says:

    I copyrighted this pose

  168. 168
  169. 169
    Trashbin is a fucking phony says:

    Just read what this hypocritical c unt claimed regarding her MBE. She actually tries to say she accepted it to please her mother! What a fucking fake! As I said in my earlier post above, she was jealous of the publicity Benjamin Zepheniah got who at least had the integrity to refuse his MBE from the outset. She claims she’s suddenly a convert to republicanism. What an utterly loathsome phony.


  170. 170
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK (not Maude) son of COD says:

    Your Gym What happened to “Your William”?
    Two timing bitch !

  171. 171
    John Bellingham says:

    Her Dad and her uncle ran general stores in Kampala. Ali Baba is more appropriate.
    This semi-coherent hag is an avowed Republican and whinger about all things British. No thought to how India wouldn’t take her family back when Big Daddy turned nasty.

  172. 172
    John Bellingham says:

    The Daily Mail ( yeah, I know) says £15 for council pilgims in education only. Wonder how muh in total?
    Isn’t there also a fiddle with training grants?

  173. 173
    smoggie says:

    Not Benjie the “streams of black consciousness” poet, mon?

  174. 174
    smoggie says:

    Several years hence. These are the same percentages we were seeing before the last GE.

  175. 175
    albacore says:

    The ostrich is a pretty bird
    It loves our Wavy Davey
    It makes its nest in a rhubarb tree
    And lays its eggs in gravy

    It sticks its head deep in the sand
    In the air its derriere
    (If it can’t see who’s shafting it
    It doesn’t have to care)

    It took a mighty meteor
    To kill the dinosaurs
    All you need to cook an ostrich
    Is a few daft PC laws

  176. 176
    Billy Bowden is the greatest tosser ever ! says:

    I assume that you use the word “thought” to mean that somebody told you you ignorant little tosser

  177. 177
    Billy Bowden is the greatest tosser ever ! says:

    you don’t get it because you are a fuckwit tosser

  178. 178
    Billy Bowden is the greatest tosser ever ! says:

    fuckwit tosser

  179. 179
    Billy Bowden is the greatest tosser ever ! says:

    what the fuck are benifits you tosser – read the document more carefully when you sign on next week

  180. 180
    Billy Bowden is the greatest tosser ever ! says:

    he is a complete tosser

  181. 181
    Jim says:

    Yesterday Mr Cameron’s communications team confirmed that they had attempted to speak to Mr Shale shortly before his death to warn him that a Sunday newspaper intended to publish an article based on his critical memo.

    The Prime Minister’s spokesman said he was “absolutely” sure there was no inappropriate behaviour by any of Mr Cameron’s officials. (telegraph)

    so everythings just okay then! nothing to worry about

  182. 182
    Eamonn U Ensis says:

    If Labour can only manage a 4 point lead after all the recent ppolicy cock-ups and”Dave” u-turns I’d fucking give up now. Martn……they should be at least 10 points ahead and probably would be if they weren’t lead by someone who makes even Brown seem slightly charismatic….

  183. 183
    jgm2 says:

    Same is true for the teachers and the rest of the public service.

  184. 184
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK (not Maude) son of COD says:

    Habitat, Moben kitchens ,Kitchens direct,Sharp bedrooms,Dolphin bathrooms,T J Hughes ,
    Jane Norman clothing,and now Thorntons chocolate all these companies about to close down within the last few days !

    And still the government line is
    “No double dip recession”

  185. 185
    Master_Rick says:

    If Blair’s within your national borders be very, very worried indeed.

    His personal philosophy works on a sort of “scorched earth” principle.

  186. 186
    the last quango in paris says:

    exactly – so the gap widens – all those who remember the effects of not being educated in the 80s scrimping and scraping to send their kids to private school and all those who have no choice but to use the state system screwed yet again by the left!

  187. 187
    David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    Blair didn’t tell parliament the truth, he did not listen tot he head of MI5 two days before his speech and spoke in contrast to what he was advised by her. Absolute lying huhne. His mate campbell sexed up an intelligence dossier to make the case for war. Ratified in parliament, a joke. Lied in parliament, misled parliament, used sophistry in parliament- told the truth based on facts, NO. Arrest warrant ASAP.

    Then we have the Matter of Dr Kelly’s death. Proper investigation please. We do not want another white wash like Butler, Chillcott etc.

  188. 188
    Get this straight says:

    Being paid to be on a Beeb show is not receiving remuneration from the private sector.

  189. 189
    Get this straight says:

    “your” at it again, you little tinker!!

  190. 190
    Get this straight says:

    About that monk – this was he…

    There was a young nun from Siberia
    endowed with a virgin interior
    until a young monk
    jumped into her bunk
    and made her the Mother Superior

  191. 191
    Steve Lloyd says:

    This might aid the cause, should cause some embarrassment at least.


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