June 26th, 2011

Court Orders Sunday Times to Hand Over Huhne Tape


  1. 1
    Chris Huhne says:

    Leave me alone!

    And save energy.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I did it myyyyyy waaayyyy!

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    Chris Huhne says:

    My political career was short and pointless.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Hang them!! (but don’t hurt the fluffy bunnies)

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    thespecialone says:

    So if the Sunday Times are appealing, does that mean they are effectively blocking justice?

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    Ed Moribund says:

    My point is Huhne ne regrette rien

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    Calamity Clegg says:


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    Krys Huyne says:

    Look, if I were to be prosecuted, the rise in carbon dioxide would reach catastrophic proportions, and that would not be the right thing to do. Only a planet-killer would think action should be taken against me.

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    Huhne's P45 says:

    But your driving was fast and furious.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    And now, the end is here. And so I face the final curtain…….

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    Mark Pack says:

    Chris Huhne’s dangerous high-speed driving makes Britain a cleaner, safer place.

    I love him.

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    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    Chris, come and join Ed Balls and me in the pantheon of Greatest Liars Ever Known !

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    DUI Offender lectures others on road etiquette says:

    George Osborne is borrowing more money than Gordon Brown whilst at the same time slashing services and his economic policy is destroying the British economy yet the lead story on Order-Order is about someone palming off a few speeding points and the Tory commenters are up in arms about it.

    Diversionary Tory propaganda. Sums up this site in a nutshell.

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    The simple question Labour can't stomach asking says:

    So how much more would he be borrowing if he wasn’t “slashing” services?

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    Justice Secretary says:

    Plans are in place to “fast track” Chris Huhne to Ford Open Prison (“A” Wing of course) upon a succesful conviction.
    He will follow in the footsteps of Elliott Morley and will receive a discount by entering an early guilty plea.

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    Damien McBride says:

    Please can I join? Please? Surely I’m not still too toxic?

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    Tony Benn says:

    Now,about the costly, pointless exercise of bombing Libya.
    What exactly has it achieved ?

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    Ah! Monika says:

    I think you meant

    ” I did it motorway”

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    Bubba says:

    He’ll be entering an early guilty plea, and I’ll just enter him early.

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    he simple question Labour can't stomach asking says:

    So how much more would he be borrowing if he wasn’t “slashing” services?

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    The Simple Outcome The Tories Can't Stomach says:

    He is slashing services and borrowing more.

    His policy isn’t working. He is carrying out the same policies that the IMF used on Africa and, like the outcome on that continent, all that will happen is an increase in debt and a loss of services.

    If you thought Gordon Brown was bad you aint seen nothing yet.

    Osborne’s policy is the worst of both worlds.

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    John Adlington says:

    What’s that song by Tom Robinson? “3, 6, 9, 12, Motorway”?

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    The simple question Labour can't stomach answering says:

    So how much more would he be borrowing if he wasn’t “slashing” services?

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Seems to be missing from the front page Of The Sunday Times. Was there last night

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    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    It is not just “somebody”. It is a disgusting hoon who is trying to bankrupt the country while in the process of enriching himself.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    ” 3, 6, 9, 12 Motorway”?

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    The Simple Outcome The Tories Can't Stomach says:

    How much more would he borrow if he wasn’t closing libraries and sacking hundreds of thousands of workers and underfunding the army and cutting policemen’s pay and cutting women’s pensions and increasing taxes and letting banks and corporations evade paying their full tax contributions?

    You are asking the wrong question.

    The question you should be asking is why is borrowing going up whilst services are being slashed.

    That is the problem with the Tories, they never ask the right questions.

    And therefore they never get the right answers.

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    Liar Byrne, aka Baldemort says:

    ‘There’s no money left’.

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    Derek Draper says:

    Debt is not a problem.

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    stupidstudent says:

    Why is Mrs Pryce so keen to stick the boot in? Hasn’t she perverted the course of justice as much as Huhne and therefore just as likely to go to jail? Or am I missing something?

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    I was a Labour voter says:

    So how much more would he be borrowing if he wasn’t “slashing” services?

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    The Simple Outcome The Tories Can't Stomach says:

    Wrong question.

    But I will answer it anyway.

    He would be borrowing less.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    i found the extended sunday times text http://bit.ly/38wg66

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    Carina Trimingham says:

    How will it be possible for Chris Huhne to have a fair trial ?
    The media and right wing political bloggers have already found him guilty

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    albacore says:

    Hush and listen close, children. Hear Dave huff and puff
    See him watching the birdie and strutting his stuff
    But remember, now, kids, though the farce be sublime
    This ain’t proper Parliament. It’s pure pantomime

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    Anon says:

    When she realised she was heading for prison, she shut her mouth. But now the police are actually getting off their useless flabby arses and pushing the case forwards.

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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    ‘Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned’.

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    Ex-Labour voter says:

    Government spending is being funded by borrowing. You say spending more will result in lower borrowing.

    You are a moron.

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    Gus O'Donnell says:

    Both Prime Minister David Cameron and his deputy, the Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg, have urged Mr Huhne to resign.

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    Ed Balls, Shallow Chancer says:

    It was too far, too fast.

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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    TSOTTCS: you are Ed Balls and I claim my five ( devalued by Gordon Brown ) pounds.

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    Tooth fairy says:

    yeuuuuck not before breakfast….. and on Sunday too… have you no shame

  43. 43
    don corleone says:

    The Nineties just called, their troll has escaped

    Seriously guido, do u have *any* pre-post checks? Why dont u spend some of your booze money on a proper webadmin.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Thanks Guido :-)

    how weeks is this now?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    How many weeks even.

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    Mac Park says:

    Never !!

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I like having conversations with my bottom.

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    The Simple Outcome The Tories Can't Stomach says:

    By cutting spending he is not just affecting the public sector, the private sector is also affected, possibly more so.

    So, by cutting public spending he is cutting growth and tax revenue. As any fool knows, one must earn more to reduce one’s borrowing, governments are no different. By cutting growth he is proportionately reducing our ability to service that debt and that stagnation is causing further debt.

    Your failure to understand such basic economics demonstrates why the Conservatives cannot be trusted with the economy.

    It’s the economic growth, stupid!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    To think I did all that, and may I say, not in a shy way,
    Oh no, oh no not me, I did it, myyyyyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    How many weeks, even.

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    They have not seized the tape !
    As the Sunday Times is cosidering an appeal


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    MrAngry61 says:

    Incidentally – but mainly they’re protecting their intellectual property (oh yes, and standing up for freedom of the press etc).

  53. 53
    Kate Moss says:

    3,5,7,9 little white line

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    Anonymous says:

    Of course, the last 13 out of 14 years has nothing to do with our predicament…….twat.

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    Lord Lucan says:

    Huhne is dishonest and will be convicted for perverting the course of justice.

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    don corleone says:

    Cock. Why dont u fuck off the the SWP website with all ur friends

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    tat spotter says:

    tat you are a sick, sick person

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    Eeu to me says:

    So that’s what you were doing all those years, I presume your staff all thought you were talking out of your arse.

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    just saying says:

    “waiting for polldaddy.com”

    is getting v tedious

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    Public Sector Parasite with enormous gold-plated pension says:

    This is very unusual, a Limp-Dumb MP being attacked for something other than a sexual perversion! Keep paying the tax suckers!

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    Beyond Parody says:


    but in addition to the Olympics we’re going to have to pay £94m for a “Cultural Olympiad”, which includes crap such as

    One artist has been given £500,000 to dig up a giant rock from the Arctic and ship it to Britain to create a floating artwork on the South-West coast to highlight climate change.

    Less than 20 years ago such a suggestion would be literally ridiculous and treated as parody/satire; Now it’s government-funded.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Billy, sometimes I wonder if you lose control of your self-control. You seem to want to damage your reasonable image. Just as well Nell isn’t on-line yet.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Remember this is not about 3 points, it is about perverting the course of justice.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    no , Its a sockpuppet.

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    The Pedant says:

    Hello GF. Please clean this up. Thanks.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    A floating rock! This I must see.

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    MingeMunchersRus says:

    at last ‘the tape’ comes into focus…could this be the smoking gun…sorry exhaust …lets hope so because once a huhne always a c’unt is getting a bit boring.

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    Anonymous says:

    just watching Sunday Morning live on BBC regards to immigrants who commit
    crimes should be sent home,
    Who the fuck is this Human rights wanker Kishwar Desai talks a load old bollocks at 100mph
    Nick Ferrari well done and stick to your fight against these Left wing fuckers.
    Well balanced discussion by the BBC.. 3 against and Just NIck fight the fucking lot of them.

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    The Pedant says:

    With brass knobs on. Beds of course, silly…

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Billy, I don’t like who you bum, but will defend your right to bum them.

    We all know your proclivities by now so can you please just carry on as above now.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    No, it’s a sock-puppet.

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    Eeu to me says:

    Well I look at it this way,he’s in a position to force people to go his green way without taking into account what people who oppose him say, so now people are in a position to have a go at him, his standards should be higher,and honest at all times and if he has done nothing wrong he has nothing to fear and where does this “fair trial ?” come into it, at the moment it’s the police who are investigating an allegation that a newspaper has information that an offence been committed.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    FFS Most of the post talking about my sexuallity under the Bowden name are by sockpuppets.

    I mentioned it a few times and am a target for a few idiots that come here.

    But i dont not deny them there right to spout BS :-)

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Can you just define the term “Fair trail” ?

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    John Adlington says:

    Shit, when I have to explain my jokes they’re obviously not funny

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    Chris Huhne says:

    I was Fast and Furious. And now my career will be Gone In 60 Seconds.

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    Hacked off Non-Voter says:

    Lets see, now. He’s slashing spending (i.e. ‘services’), yet borrowing more. How does that work?? Are ‘The Rich’ simply pocketing the difference?

    Ah, I see. It’s ‘Socialist Arithmetic’, where nothing really adds up. And by the way, growth cannot – CANNOT – be achieved with state spending. Work it out for yourself.

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    My favourite quote says:

    A liberal is a conservative who hasn’t been mugged yet.

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    Huw Jampton says:

    Actually it was quite clever, but unfortunately not particularly funny . . .

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    All tsottcs argument is centered around collecting more taxation to pay people who will be taxed to pay for public sector “growth”. Inflating the public sector may well count as “growth” in the delusional world of socialist economics. Cancer is “growth” as well, but few of us think it’s a good thing.

    Public Sector Growth = Cancer of the UK economy.

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    AndrewstraussAnotherSouthAfricanEnglandCricketer says:

    Hey Chaps

    any chance of a quick game of cricket with Billy and Guido

    I haven’t haqd a good game for weeks you know

    What do you think??

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    Number crunching says:

    The Libya bombing is indeed very costly. It’s almost 0.05% of the
    work & pensions budget.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Fair enough. Sorry.

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    Gordon's bum says:

    F*ck off twat

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    fuck off sockpuppet

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    no worries , Most regs can spot a fake Billy a mile off :-)

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Why does Sadgit Khan look like he is permanently sniffing a fart ?

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    In this case, Huhne receives a full, fair and very public trial with especial care to avoid any hint of prejudice. Then they jail the guilty creep, “at Her Majesty’s pleasure”.

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    Steve says:

    There was a recent case where someone’s old sick father was jailed for taking his son’s points!

    Now if Vicky had gone to the police to confess and express contrition she could have expected a soft sentence – or feasibly even no charge.

    But instead she publicises her crime to hurt her husband, but FAILS to admit it to the courts and grovel. So further abusing legal process!

    She could finish up inside LONGER than hubby. Serve her right.

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    What is Pumice?

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    Steve says:

    Billy there is one areshole around here, and it’s you.

  92. 92
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Because he talks 100% shit and his nose is 1″ above his mouth.

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    Steve says:

    Up to a point Lord PSPetc

    It all started because Huhne left his wife for a less attractive lesbian.

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    pierrepoint says:

    Huhne will take his punishment like a man
    Just like he does in the bedroom

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    Moley. says:

    Vandalise and pollute the Arctic environment and expend huge amounts of CO2 to highlight the damage that huge amounts of CO2 are (supposedly) doing to the Arctic.?

    That makes sense.

    And while we are at it, why not calculate the total carbon footprint of the Olympics, to include all travel and construction?

    Shouldn’t the Olympics be ended too?

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    Hacked off Non-Voter says:

    The Sunday Puzzle

    Can you change:

    HUHNE to
    BANGED UP Hunt

    in just four steps, changing only one story at a time?

  97. 97
    Hacked off Non-Voter says:

    The Sunday Puzzle

    Can you change:

    HUHNE to
    in just four steps, changing only one story at a time?

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    Chris says:

    page 95 of “The Red Book” produced by the OBR. Total government debt as at 5th Apr 2010 = apprx £935 BILLION. Forecast total government debt as at 5th April 2015 IF THE COALITION SUCCEED IN REDUCING THE DEFICIT TO ZERO = apprx £1.33 TRILLION.

    In other words, such was the scale of Gordon Browns/Ed Balls misuse of public funds ( and borrowing limits ) that massive cuts in public services over the next four years still lead to a massive growth in government debt.

    You socialists will never be happy until the whole country is on it’s knees a’ la Zimbabwe. Then you can brag that you have actually achieved “equality”.


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    Another anonymous says:

    FFS. Seek help. Seriously.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Hugs then?

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    The BBC are cunts says:

    We try to outnumber non’lefties by at least 5 to 1. Apologies for the lapse in ‘standards’.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    He’s keeping your rope supple then

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    Moley. says:

    Huhne epitomises the real problem with politicians.

    Just because someone is skilled and adept in using verbal communication to convince others that their point of view is correct, it does not follow that their point of view IS actually correct.

    The pages of history are littered with politicians who either led people up the garden path or into mass graves.

    Huhne might be able to get his points across but he has defective judgement, no ability to actually think, and an entirely misplaced opinion of his own ability.

    He is a loquacious and argumentative clot, and a dangerous one.

    His errors of judgement will blight the lives of millions.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    A reallity check from Toilets Maguire. (Not sure what reallity he means tho)

    Kevin_Maguire profile

    Kevin_Maguire “Don’t believe everything you see and read about Gaddafi” Important reality check by Patrick Cockburn http://t.co/YZKirb5 about 1 minute ago

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    Judge Judy says:

    But “when i took them” would be an admission of guilt by her not him!

    So she would have commited the crime – not him!

    He would be covering up her crime…. her point that he made her – would be a plausible defense for her to take to avoid a criminal sentance….

    I dont get it guido —– ?????

    No smoking gun that he committed the offense – seems she goes to jail for committing a criminal offense – if she admits she did it ????

    As ever two people – what exactly did they do and where is the crime – at worst on the stength of the evidence it seems – she broke the law – and her covering for her… as a good husband woould – in the first instance

    “is there a smoking gun here” for Chris ??

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    That bald git says:

    Good luck, there’s no money left!

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    Backwoodsman says:

    Or used the poor little woman , forced into it by domineering husband defense.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I sing to my fingers.

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    Sir Robert of Crow says:

    i fINk cHRIS shoULD gO on sTRIKe!

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    ichabod says:

    Switched on just now to some dreary little political programme on the Beeb, and was immediately confronted with that Alibai Brown person — is there no escape from this woman ? After all she ain’t exactly essential reading is she, unless one wants to read a broadsheet scribbler and think ‘ he/she hasn’t even got the brainpower of my cat.’

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Or alternatively send the political class and Olympics to the Artic. If their collective bullshit is true, they will be able to watch from the comfort of their deck chairs, if not then………oh well it would be no loss.

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    David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    Spot on. And BRown/Balls continued reckless spending right up until he lost the election. Brown thought he could buy the office of PM by bribes to the public. Totally miscalculated.

    Cameron is making a similar mistake by being arrogant to the public’s view. He wrongly places too much emphasis on the local election result. He should see it for what it was- a kicking for the Lie Dems and Liebour.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    *Arctic, doh!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    nah , Just debate :-)

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    David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    Let’s hope Huhne goes to jail and his wife gets a caution or found not guilty because of coercion by him.

    Wipe Lie Dems off the map ASAP and get rid of the liberal minded crap such as Human Rights, Equality bollocks, soft on crime and all the European shite.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “And BRown/Balls continued reckless spending right up until he lost the election. Brown thought he could buy the office of PM by bribes to the public”

    And after he lost the election (while Tories and Lib Dems were talking)

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    trb says:

    was he driving a grey cortina?

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    I thought the Tories weren’t ‘slashing services’ but ;making efficiency savings’. Obviously someone is confused.

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    You’re out of touch Lucan. Huhne will get off. They lost Laws and can’t afford to lose another hoon.

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    bullshit artist says:

    I’d like £5million to float an iceberg into Belfast Lough for the Titanic celebrations. Cash only please

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    And posed a possible threat to Clegg as Camerson’s bumsucker.

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    Who’s this “top Tory” and friend of David Cameron’s found dead in a portaloo?


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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    With a piece by Dolly Toynbee supporting her, no doubt.

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    D’oh, they’ve updated it now to say it’s Christopher Shale, chairman of the West Oxfordshire Conservative Association.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Perhaps he pre-emtied a plot by David Davies for the tory leadership?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Was he found with a dildo up his bum?

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    Anonymous says:

    Why? Because hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

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    Jabba the Cat says:

    Stick a fork in his arse, turn him over, he’s done!

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    Hacked off Non-Voter says:

    I typed in ‘CNUT’ the first time, and Guido’s intelligent blog software changed it to ‘Huhne’ when I hit submit. Conclusion? Huhne = Cnut.

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    Jabba the Cat says:

    Hopefully the best slow motion political car crash of recent times.

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    AKA a Bonneville Bourneville.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I am a pencil.

  133. 133
    Jabba the Cat says:

    Try the latin version CVNT…

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    Jabba the Cat says:


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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    This is intresting Mps want thier freedom of speech, however dont like it if we have the same right?


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    Spannerintheworks says:

    The Police should also investigate this Charity(FAKE?) and their funding of £1Million a year by the Scottish Government.


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    He hasn’t slashed anything yet. It seems to be Labour councils slashing the services while preserving CEO pay of £250,000, pensions and “pilgrim” workers. In other words the “front line” is the “human shield” in a political arms race with the Limp/Cons. Labour care nothing about the poor, services, or even their own core vote. If they did, they wouldn’t have imported millions of competing foreign workers, or exported the jobs of the indigenous ones.

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    Glacial moraine says:

    There are arctic rocks all over Britain, brought by the Ice Age glaciers. Rocks are known as erratics.

    No problem collecting some of these in a wheelbarrow and pushing them to the south coast and floating them on a Lilo.

    500,000 quid less 10%.

    Thank you.

    Art. It makes you think.

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    The Mechanical Turk says:

    >sacking hundreds of thousands of workers

    You forgot the quotation marks, like this:

    sacking hundreds of thousands of “workers”

    That’s better. Let’s see if anyone notices when they go on strike.

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    Blinky vs Columbo says:

    Lt, I alweady told you sevewal times, those memos were leaked by my Conservative opponents. Now I weally must ask you to leave.

    I know you did, sir. It’s just that something about what you told me didn’t make sense.

    That’s not my pwoblem, Lt.

    I’m afraid it is, sir. You see, I did some checking with the civil servants at the Education Department. And you know what they told me? They said the only person who could have accessed your personal papers was you. No one else.

    Lt, thewe was a change of govewment! Wemember?! My successow in Education stole my memos!

    I’m afraid not, sir. You see, they told me there’s a transition period before a new team can take over in a department and nothing can be left behind by a previous team. That means only you could have taken the memos from your office when you cleared your desk.

    That’s widiculous!

    You know what I think? You’ve made a lot of enemies inside your party and someone in the party leaked those memos to hurt you. And you falsely accused your opponents of being behind it to deflect attention from your own troubles and from the embarrassing revelations in the memos.

    These accusations are outwageous!

    I’m sorry, sir, but I have the proof. You’re going to be charged with wasting police time.

    Just twy it!

    You’re also going to be charged with murder.

    How dawe you! I’ve not murdered anyone.

    You murdered the British economy. We have 60 million witnesses.

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    Bon No says:

    Wow. U2 wasn’t THAT bad.

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    The Mechanical Turk says:

    Vair vair true, all that. I believe that sarsen stones are in the same category. We have one at the end of the driveway. Are you listening, Cultural Olympiad? £5 ovno. Buyer collects.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Good but you forgot the “Just one last question” line :-)

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    Mascarpone, I scream says:

    The parasites have ordered the police to “go slow” to give them time to push through another Climate Scammers’ Charter while Huhne is still there to take the fall.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    And maybe instead of murder , He and Brown should be charged with “economic treason/terrorisim”

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    Anonymous says:

    massdebate more like, you tosser

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    Archer Karcher says:

    That’s the standard Beeb / Pravda line, isolate any right wing perspective and outnember any right wing viewpoint.
    That way, it portrays anyone making such statements an ‘extreme minority’ and as such dismissable, when in fact the reverse is true.
    All leftist propaganda, paid for by you of course

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m a Kung Fu Panda

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    Anonymous says:

    Joss, my apology to you;I re-acted to stupid student before scrolling further down to your comment.Sorry.

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    Archer Karcher says:


    Memo to self: do not post and talk on the phone at the same time.

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    Stephen Milligan says:

    I went out in style. In stockings and suspenders and an orange in my mouth.

  152. 152
    annette curton says:

    You are a useless piece of shit.

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    Anonymous says:

    “urged him to resign”. Why the hell don’t Cam & Clegg get him out of office? How much more do they need to realise that he is not of any benefit to goverment of the people?

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    smoggie says:

    Good British name is that. Ferrari

  155. 155
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    He is not that useful.

  156. 156
    Tooth fairy says:

    snorting on the seat perhaps?

  157. 157
    Michael Portillo says:

    Someone call for me?

  158. 158
    Archer Karcher says:

    I can think of better ways to go rather than in a portable dunny, in a mud swamp, listening to fucking Radiohead singing some pretentious shite like ‘Give up the Ghost’.

  159. 159
    Thom Yorke says:

    Oh yes we are.

  160. 160
    Anonymous says:

    She was tagged as “LADY Kishwar Desai”. Presumably there is a Lord Desai.
    Agree that Ferrari put up a strong case but noticed only him, with 2 opposing, which to my mind shows yet again Beeb bias.

  161. 161
    Did he tell them why he refused to provide enough helicopters? says:

  162. 162
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    did any of em get a chance to punch him?

  163. 163
    Anonymous says:

    Missed the end of the prog; what was the result of the people’s vote?

  164. 164
    Bon No says:

    Thom, you’re in Radiohead, not UPOO.

  165. 165
    Down With Brown! says:

    Christopher Shale briefs against the Tories to the Mail and within hours is found dead in a Glastonbury Portaloo.

    Has Dave the Heir to Bliar found his very own Dr Kelly?

  166. 166
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today if I can swing it I think I will be a 9-iron!

  167. 167
    When you show it! says:

    Is it anywhere?

  168. 168
    Const. I Pation says:

    Buy a paper, then you can work it out for yourself.
    Evening all.

  169. 169
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    No old banger of a Toyota Carina.

  170. 170
    Anonymous says:

    Or just plain old Anglo Saxon, CUNТ.

  171. 171
    Anonymous says:

    Look who is sitting either side of him & you’ve got the answer.

  172. 172
    Mark Pack says:

    Has not Chris Huhne suffered enough already, After all he has to sit with the most right wing goverment since Thatcher (spit).

  173. 173
    Joss Ayinglike says:


  174. 174
    Engineer says:

    If you think this government is right-wing, you’re deluded.

  175. 175
    P. Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:

    Haven’t the rich suffered enough ??

  176. 176
    Alvin and the Chipmunks says:

    Mark, why do you look like a chipmunk?

  177. 177
    Ed Balls says:

    “UK unemployment rate 7.7%, US rate 9.1%, some “success”? @leftfootfwd US stimulus has been a success – a response to @GuidoFawkes”

    Since when has the unemployment rate been a measure of anything?

    My new wizard idea is to abolish SPAD’s…..a complete waste of money and us MP’s can well do without them.

    The UK unemployment rate will soon match that of the USA if all SPAD’s ended up signing on.

  178. 178
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    ‘He has to sit’…..

    No, he doesn’t have to .

    He chooses to because he is an overweening mountebank.

  179. 179
    What a Shower of Perverts. says:

    Jeremy Thorpe, Paddy Pantsdown, Handycock, Mark Oaten, Simon Hughes etc etc

  180. 180
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    I’m looking forward to sacking you soon….

  181. 181
    Ed Balls, Gordon Brown's "Number Two" says:

    Oi! I resemble that remark.

  182. 182
    Chris Huhne says:

    Don’t forget me.

  183. 183
    Postlethwaite says:

    Hang by those bloody thumbs

  184. 184
    Engineer says:

    The effects of high energy costs are already being felt by manufacturing. One example is a brickworks about 20 miles from me, in business for about 150 years, which has shut down because the cost of firing the kilns has made it impossible to compete with imports.

    If enegry costs are pushed higher, as the present government’s enegy policy will inevitably do, any gains in the manufacturing sector by tax-breaks or similar will be more than negated.

  185. 185
    Voice of Treason says:

    I wonder why the Times are considering appealing. Is it because they have a cosy relationship with Huhne or something more sinister?

  186. 186
    Ed Balls (Trainee Moderator) says:

    For the attention of Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever !

    But it seems you’ve already given your two penneth today. It’s only one comment per person per day, we’re afraid. You’re welcome to try again tomorrow, though

  187. 187
    see below says:

    Piss off you sensitive fuckmuppet.

  188. 188
    Thought Police Fugitive says:

    Truly, the lunatics have taken over the Olympics, like so much else.

  189. 189
    don't moan! says:

    Disable the steaming pile of shite!

  190. 190
    William Shakespeare says:

    2B, or not 2B?

  191. 191
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    fuck оff sоckpuppet

  192. 192
    cheers UK politicians - cunts one and all says:

    I’m fucked,
    You’re fucked,
    We’re all fucked.

  193. 193
    UK plc - in permanent administration says:

    If you think things will ever improve, you’re deluded.

  194. 194
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    anyway just thank fuck it wasnt a sex tape!

  195. 195
    Dominique Strauss-K*nt says:

    Was there a telephone bug in the bogs at Glastonbury? I would love to hear the odious orange tanned Peter Hain shouting for more as AC/DC Shale collapses on the short strokes.

    It’s bloody boring stuck here without room service.

  196. 196
    Radiohead says:

    I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo.

  197. 197
    fuck off media barons - you'll be up against the wall too says:

    Freedom of the press to corral sheep every five years you mean?

  198. 198
    God is an Englishman. says:

    Live target practice?

  199. 199
    God is an Englishman. says:


    That’s one way to leave the Conservative Party!

  200. 200
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ve personally phoned Mr WeeWee to congratulate him on his release and to wish him all the best for the future.

  201. 201
    Dan Maskell says:

    Oh, I say! Is he one of ‘those’?

  202. 202
    John Prescott says:

    Every time I have a vindaloo, my carbon emissions go up by 250%.

  203. 203
    Fuck off already! says:

    You’re nearing the same levels of induced boredom that Billy manages around here.

  204. 204
    When the sun beats down says:

    It’s one o’clock and time for lunch. Dum-dee-dum-dee-dum.

  205. 205
    Christopher Shale says:

    There’s no reason to join the Tories. We’ve come over as voracious, crass, always on the take.

  206. 206
    Admiral Ackbar says:

    No, IT’S A TRAP!

  207. 207
    Christopher Shale says:

    People don’t join because they ‘think we’ll beg and steal from them. And they’re right.

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    Moley. says:

    On the subject of Thursday’s strike.

    My daughter’s secondary school and my son’s infant school have both been closed on Thursday by their respective head teachers.

    Those teacher’s who would have wished to work through the strike now won’t be able too, and the Unions will claim a “massive success”.

    Will the teachers get paid, or will they all relinquish a day’s pay seeing as they are on strike?

    Will the teacher’s unions present their proposals to the public for funding their pensions, and their justifications for making people with no pension fund a luxurious old age for public sector workers?

    The Unions should be forced to explain their position in order to justify their workers poking the people who pay their salaries in the eye.

    Teachers are mean’t to be intelligent and to set a good example to their pupils, and they are, as ever, failing.

  209. 209
    T-shirt says:

    I went to Glastonbury and all I got was a dead bloke in a portapotty.

  210. 210
    MidleAgdLech says:

    Very nice subtle rack on presenter Susanna Reid!

  211. 211
    Chris Shale says:

    I saw U2 perform and I lost the will to live.

  212. 212
    Gene Poole says:

    Good point well made, socialism is a failed experiment.

    Socialism is the biggest form of capitalism for socialist morons at the top of the heap

  213. 213
    no sympathy says:

    Perhaps taking to the streets and airing your grievances is the way forward.

  214. 214
    Chameleon Cameron says:

    In a statement, the Prime Minister said Mr Shale was a “close and valued friend” and a “big rock” in his life.

    “Big rock”? FFS, Is Cameron turning even more into some kind of bizarre media whore for the masses? He’s ‘channeling’ the sheeple’s princess and Burrell, the man whore servant whom she once called “my rock”.

    “My rock”? You are a cock! Fuck off!

  215. 215
    Judge me not says:

    most liekly his wife willl…….

    she claims she took the points..

    he claims he did not..

    Let the jury decide – but looks like she guilty… and he “may” be conspiritor..?

    We not looking at what MP did here….

  216. 216
    South of the M4 says:

    Considering most teachers go from school, to college and then back to school it is no surprise that they are mainly leftish in politics and have a well developed sense of entitlement. They are after all, taught to teach by the very same. It remains an old-fashioned closed shop. I have met many excellent teachers, but the profession is, sadly, still dominated by those that do not have the flexibility of thought they purport to teach.

  217. 217
    Gordon Brown says:

    Bigot. I should never have been put with you. Whose idea was that? Sue’s I think.

  218. 218
    Moley. says:

    Here’s a suggestion.

    Where a school has been closed, allow teachers who wish to do so to sign a declaration that they do not support the strike, in order to claim their day’s pay.

    The procedure to be set up in such a way that total confidentiality is assured.

  219. 219
    Mrs Slowcoach says:

    My cat reads her output daily (as he is producing his daily output in the litter box)

  220. 220
    Anonymous says:

    He couldn’t hide away forever from real people could he, the fucking cowardly twunt?

  221. 221
    Mrs Slowcoach says:

    …and talk to the trees. It’s the only way you can have a sensible conversation with a Labour politician.

  222. 222
    Police Tactics anonymous says:

    That will really help, not! The leftie union members will send the ‘workers’ to Coventry and no amount of leftie Human Rights legislation will ever get to the bottom of how the leftie scum allowed it to happen.

    They’ll find ‘child porn’ on their school-issued (maintained, updated.. nod nod ) laptops if their threats don’t get the desired results.

    No smoke without fire etc.

  223. 223
    Mrs Slowcoach says:

    Nobody is stopping him resigning.

  224. 224
    pierrepoint says:


  225. 225
    Mrs Slowcoach says:

    The full version:

    Funny little fellow
    wears his sister’s clothes and
    though we’re not quite sure of it
    We think he’s one of those.

  226. 226
    Anonymous says:

    Oh so its ok now to shout obsenities at the police is it !!!! Can we also tell a judge he is a stupid c unt of a fucking wanker when in court and expect him to laugh it off ?

  227. 227
    Beast says:

    So a happily married family man decides to spend £10,000 on a weekend in a winnebago a few days after slagging off Cameron?,
    Whilst staying in said well equipped vehicle (shower, bog, kitchen etc) he says to his wife
    “Darling rather than having a shit in this over priced luxurious caravan Im just off to curl one out in that over flowing shit tardis in that muddly field yonder”

    30 mins later he is found dead having accidentaly choked on a panama hat.

    Chris ” the rock” Shale was Kellyied !

  228. 228
    Thought Police Fugitive says:

    92% FOR sending them home.

  229. 229
    MidleAgdLech says:

    But yet another pathetic, simplistic, muddled and silly little program attempting to boost the BBC’s UK Free-For-All agenda.

  230. 230
    Fake Blood says:

    Yeah, who cares about left-wing criminals when you can pretend to understand economics eh, idiot? Filth.

  231. 231
    Dan Maskell says:

    Game, set and match!

  232. 232
    Arthur Haynes (Comedian) says:


    Wayne Rooney takes a dump and gases Top Tory in next trap at Glastonbury

  233. 233
    Anonymous says:

    He was a rock and now he’s rolled away.

    And his name was Shale which is sort of a kind of flakey, soft, crumbly rock.

    Which I imagine is how Dave likes his rocks.

  234. 234
    wow says:

    Breaking News:

    Nick Griffin sensationally sacked as b,n,p, leader in vote at today’s EGM in Liverpool. Andrew Brons MEP is the new boss.

  235. 235
    Posterity says:

    The sad death of Mr. Shale, chairman of the West Oxfordshire Conservative Association, is a great loss to me too.

    All those insights, anecdotes and embarrassing inside stories about the Prime Minister, all sadly now lost for ever, never to be revealed.

  236. 236
    Mark Skid says:

    Bowden, I used to think that you were a boring obsessive, to be tolerated in the interests of free speech. But after having clicked on your link in all innocence I have revised my opinion of you to a disgusting nutcase who stinks up these blogs. The sooner Guido wipes your trash, the better.

  237. 237
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


  238. 238
    Chipmunk Expert, NVQ Level 2 Twycross Zoo says:

    Most fucking paedophilic-looking, pube-haired chipmunk I’ve ever seen. And I’ve done a course and everyfing.

  239. 239
    Ecstacy! says:

    Tory found dead.


    Ha ha ha

  240. 240
    Ah! Monika says:

    Lovely word ‘mountebank’, it deserves to be in wider use

  241. 241
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    FFS , I dont know what is on the link but ididnt post it!

    Its a bloody socpuppet!

  242. 242
    Ah! Monika says:


    Christopher Shale’s mysterious death at the Glastonbury Festival has come just hours after the senior Tory was quoted as saying there was “no reason” to join his party.

    A scathing report attributed to the chairman of West Oxfordshire Conservative Association – who was found dead in a portable toilet in the backstage area of the event – was leaked to the Mail on Sunday.

    The wealthy businessman, who was chief executive of Oxford Resources Ltd, a cost reduction company based in Chipping Norton, Oxfordshire, wrote of his party in a strategy document claiming there was “no reason to join. Lots of reasons not to”.

    Read More http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/breaking-news/2011/06/26/shale-death-followed-leaked-report-100252-28944736/#ixzz1QOh4NclV

  243. 243
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “‘Come dressed as a worker’ the fancy dress politics of #UKUncut http://t.co/NdBjjpv

  244. 244
    Ah! Monika says:

    No, but this is
    “Vicky Pryce to marry Peter Andre “

  245. 245
    Chris Huhne's Legal Team says:

    A timetable suggests that Vicky Pryce was not the person clocked breaking the speed limit on March 12, 2003.
    But because Essex Police don’t have a copy of the picture taken by a roadside speed camera on the M11 it is impossible to see for certain who was at the wheel.
    All images are destroyed once they are five years old – so officers can only access pictures back to 2006.

    Mr Huhne’s Energy Secretary’s car was allegedly issued with a speeding ticket for exceeding a temporary 30mph limit in roadworks on the M11.
    Then an MEP, the Lib Dem was apparently returning to London from Stansted airport in Essex.
    It has been suggested that there was precious little time in his wife’s packed schedule for her to have made the journey to collect him.
    Mr Huhne had been at the European Parliament in Strasbourg, where records show he voted 42 times from 12.39pm to precisely 1.23pm.
    His most convenient route back to the UK would then have been on Ryanair flight 7775 direct to Stansted. Civil Aviation Authority records show it touched down in Essex at 10.23pm.
    It also emerged that, like other MPs and MEPs, Mr Huhne was entitled to a free car park pass at the airport – prompting observers to question why his wife would have needed to collect him.
    Meanwhile, back in London, Miss Pryce had left work at 6.30pm to attend a dinner at the London School of Economics.
    The meal – with wine, awkward for those planning to drive – ran until around 10pm, leaving, it has been suggested, little time for a 40-mile dash to Stansted.

  246. 246
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    but look where he has been…….

  247. 247
    Bearded Wonder says:

    Practicing Christians ‘will no longer get priority’ at Church schools

    Traditional points system will be scrapped to make way for ethnic minorities and immigrants.

  248. 248
    Ah! Monika says:

    Priests selling headscarfs after mass.

  249. 249
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    So all live Ammunition was withdrawn as usual
    when men with guns get to meet the twat that sent them there without any equipment !


  250. 250
    Lev Davidovitch Jones says:

    So what happens to the B and P now that Griffin’s been dumped? Will it fall apart or will it go on to bigger and better things under new leadership without the taint that Griffin had from his past?

  251. 251
    Deepee P says:

    Prosecutions some time hoon…

  252. 252
    Anonymous says:

    Teachers are adults amongst children and children amongst adults.

  253. 253
    George Stillborn says:

    Police have released a statement: Christopher Shale was found covered in faeces, pants round ankles and cock in hand.

    To save the family embarrassment, they didn’t divulge that he was a tory.

  254. 254
    Mark Oaten says:

    + 1

  255. 255

    Do they have an EU wing?

  256. 256
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Chris Huhne is a cheating lying lawbreaking lowlife expense fiddling fuckwit
    so why should he resign ?
    sounds like the perfect politician to me !

  257. 257
    PETER MANGLEDBUM lord of the rings says:

    Yes officer
    I thought he was groaning because he was enjoying it !

  258. 258
    Gramsci says:

    The C of E has been taken over by the cultural marxists of the Frankfurt School.

    The “Long March through the institutions” gathers pace in it’s plan to subvert and destroy the West.

  259. 259
    F Basset says:

    But can you be sure that nothing funny was going on in the car ?

  260. 260
    Slotgob says:

    ~Unlike us !!

  261. 261
    Eamonn U Ensis says:

    RFLAO…..”the most right wing goverment since Thatcher” !!!!!!!Are you ‘avin’ a laff ? Right Wing ??? “Dave” is a “Liberal Conservative”….he wouldn’t know a right wing if he was standing on one….and on a point of order …he is NOT a Conservative anyway …….this is the best laugh ever ..Mark…keep it up…right wing ha!ha!ha!ha! ha! The lads in the “twenty-two” are pissing themselves laughing at that one………..

  262. 262
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    Yeah !! Charlatan !!!

  263. 263
    Eamonn U Ensis says:

    I hope those absent on Thursday have got a note from their Mum ……………

  264. 264
    Call me Dave (rentboy) says:

    We’re all in this together! And for our darkie friends, it’s the bigggg societeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!

  265. 265
    Eamonn U Ensis says:

    Slightly O/T but….watched the “Great Thespian and Chancer”…Mr Bliar on the Politics Show this lunch time….one hilarious section of interview covered why he resigned from HoC after resigning as PM…I paraphrase as I can’t remember exact words but Bliar said that it wouldn’t be right for a predecessor to be commenting on policy when another person was leader and that people would expect him to turn up for important debates as an ex-PM and it wouldn’t seem right staying away and not attending whilst remaining a MP but if he were to turn up then people would expect him to speak so he felt it was best to resign….mm who COULD he mean I wonder ? that “Granita” moment still lingers on..

  266. 266
    lol! says:

    He has certainly reduced his own cost. Unlike many in politics he practiced what he preached!

    Way to go!

  267. 267
    Cameron - dick on a bike says:

    Extra suppers for a week!

  268. 268
    Moley. says:

    Huhne’s Green friends caught in a flagrant lie.


    The lie is always the last refuge of a scoundrel, especially in politics.

  269. 269
    lol! says:

    So close all faith schools now then!
    The coalition have the power.
    They won’t use it.
    They are cowards.

  270. 270
    PETER MANGLEDBUM lord of the rings says:

    You posted that statement last night and you got the same response !
    you have joined the long list of crap blogs that come here making stupid comments in the hope that some of us will make a comment on your shit blog
    It must be very boring having a Glib-Dumb blog where at least ten people a week visit and the odd one even leaves a comment
    Must really piss you off when you see the thousands who come here
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  271. 271
    PETER MANGLEDBUM lord of the rings says:

    Were you organising a “By Erection”?

  272. 272
    smoggie says:

    Maybe you’re next dickwad.

  273. 273
    Keith Chegwin says:

    Here’s your future Cameron

  274. 274
    PETER MANGLEDBUM lord of the rings says:

    No wonder he fuckin topped himself !

  275. 275
    Keith Chegwin says:

  276. 276
    BaggPuss says:

    Yes, but not the politicians!

  277. 277
    smoggie says:

    It’s tat and his tramp boyfriend’s arse.

  278. 278
    Rat's arse says:

    Hey ‘ecstasy’ when Mctw@t, Bliar and all the other bastards of nu leiber are found dead, that will be a public holiday!. T W A T!!

  279. 279
    Alyingstare Campbell says:

    A mysterious death ! How very ‘New Labour’ !!

  280. 280
    your fwiend dave says:

    I am proud to be a bumbling English toff, totally out of touch with the needs and aspirations of the people of Great Britain. When you’ve got a bit of spare cash like I have, it’s nothing to bung a shit load of other peoples money the way of 3rd world dictators so they can indulge in the little luxuries in life that most people in this country can only aspire to, like personal jets; and also to indirectly subsidise the Indian space programme, so essential to eradicate the poverty of billions. I say to you, that us Tories will continue to meet with the little people on common ground such as rip off Festivals and portaloos across the nation.

  281. 281
    The Simple Outcome The Tories Can't Stomach says:

    Cost of Iaq, Afghanistan and bailing out the bankers (all of which the Conservative party voted for therefore are equally culpable as Labour)= 450 billion pounds

    935 billion – 450 billion = 485 billion pounds

    The real debt Labour is responible for is 485 billion pounds. The Conservatives are just as responsible as Labour for the other 450 billion.

    Therefore it follows that the country’s books were in good shape and the public sector was being run efficiently by the Labour party.

    Under the Conservatives, however, debt is running out of control.

    It is only twelve months into this Tory administration and their fiscal policy has already patently failed

    What is plan B Mr Gideon?

    It’s the economic growth, stupid!

  282. 282
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I wouldn’t expect anything else. You fuckers make up most of the bastards behind the “commercialisation” of shite in the first place. You have the money to spunk on making others lives a fucking nightmare.

    Fuck off.

  283. 283
    Flip flop says:

    Mrs Slowcoach – were you in the RN by any chance?

  284. 284
    the chronicles of scat says:

    ‘Ello, this isn’t the only ‘close friend’ of Daves to have croaked it recently, what about that other one, the gay one, a few weeks back? WTF is going on? Might be a case for Inspector Bumbaclart of Midsomer Murders. After all, it is mid summer, and shit happens.

  285. 285
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    You probably already know you are a fucking wanker.

  286. 286
    a greengrocer says:

    Oranges are not the only fruit.

  287. 287
    the pryce of fame says:

    Why is she called Pryce when she married a Huhne?

  288. 288
    Chris Bryant says:

    Pants to you all.

  289. 289
    Iloathlefties says:

    Is the 72% increase in the EU budget to £11.5 billion net that Gordon/Tony agreed to whilst in office, or the £12.5 billion in bailouts that Alistair committed after you LOST the election? Could it be the mass migration policy to give foreigners benefits and free health and schooling at English taxpayers expense? Maybe the fact we can’t send back the 15-20,000 foreign prisoners in our jails as you introduced the Human Rights Act ans it could breach their righty to a family life? Leftie Twat!!

  290. 290
    Iloathlefties says:

    Get the Huhne Guido. We can almost smell blood!! One less windmill loving leftie.

  291. 291
    Iloathlefties says:

    Imprisoned at the Hague and all assets seized as war criminals!!! Blair should be in rprison not strutting the news rooms with his dopey ideas!!

  292. 292
    The Curse of Jonah says:

    Has Gordon Brown used that portallo recently?

  293. 293
    Billy Bowden (Shop Steward) says:

    There is likely to be industrial action by Blogger members of the RWPB(Right Wing Political Bloggers) Union on Thursday 30th June 2011. Our on-line services will be available as usual however, there is likely to be limited support available from the News Room. Please accept our apologies in advance, for any inconvenience that may be caused.

  294. 294
    Sicko says:

    He’s not personally sacking anybody. Up and down the country, these high-profile and unpopular cuts are the result of decisions made by individual local authorities. Funny thing, they’re mostly Labour-controlled.

    You’d almost believe that they were actuated by malice.

  295. 295
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I wonder if i can have christopher shales ticket? i can be at glastonbury in like half an hour…just saying

  296. 296

    Bit like his right hand!

  297. 297
    Andy Coulson says:

    Christopher Shale: “I’ll be at Glastonbury tomorrow morning at 9am, I can’t wait”.

    David Cameron: “I’ll meet you there…..wait, wait……..you have no holiday days left!”

    Christopher Shale: “I’ve got a day in loo”.

    David Cameron: “Yes you have, okay I’ll see you dead on 9am”.

  298. 298
    Enoch Powell says:


  299. 299
    Enoch Powell says:

    Economist? Is that really a job title? Who pays economists, and why?

  300. 300
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Tomorrow I will travel to infinity and beyond!

    Thith ith relevant to the working-clath oikth, ithn’t it?

    More thampain, pleathe.

  301. 301
    Ah! Monika says:

    She would be Pryceless if she called herself Huhne

  302. 302
    BOB coCROWch says:

    YOU pour. I’m your boss, not the Taxpayers.

  303. 303
    Victor Ladorum says:

    So whoever gets the most responses to their comments is the most effective poster.

    We have a clear winner.

  304. 304
    Adam Sedgwick says:

    Actually he was found metamorphosed to a schist via an intermediate slate!

  305. 305
    Hacked off Non-Voter says:

    Huhne is used to using any means at his disposal to get what he wants – Pryce was leaned on in a fait-accompli. She will be acquitted and ‘Chris’ will serve extra time – failing to declare he was driving and obstructing the course of justice. Well, let’s hope so anyway, eh?

  306. 306
    ichabod says:

    God i’m bored with this Chris Huhne business; can’t we have a good old fashioned sex scandal instead, most likely it will involve a LibDem anyway.

  307. 307
    Jeffrey Archer says:

    Chris – let me give you some advice …

  308. 308
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    SKQUWAAAAAWWKKK!!! (recoil) (flutter) OOZEAPRETTYBOYZEN! (barf) (ting)

  309. 309
    PETER MANGLEDBUM lord of the rings says:

    Well he was looking a little flushed !

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    ED REALLYBLAND more re-launches than the fuckin space shuttle says:

    My fwend cwistopher always said “He would never come out of the closet”

  311. 311
    ED REALLYBLAND more re-launches than the fuckin space shuttle says:

    “Christ on a bike” He didn’t use it too much to bed the beauties diod he ?

  312. 312
    Bernie the Bolt says:

    lets hope that the rock that rolled away for cameron today lands on his fucking head

  313. 313
    Jim says:

    whats all this page rolling up and then rolling down again??

    fucking irritating

  314. 314
    Loosehead says:

    So does the Sunday Times own Chris “Hoon” Huhne? I’d make him tug his ear at his next press conference, just because I could.

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    Teacher of remedial English says:


  316. 316
    nell says:


    militwit says he doesn’t support thursday’s strike.

    sadkhan and tangoedhain disagree with him.

    Personally I hope it goes ahead. I and young nell have plans to explore the coast and study coastal erosion for ks3. We’ll have more fun and do more school work than she’s done all year under this useless set of labour supporting unionised teachers!!

  317. 317
    Ah! Monika says:

    And for the Next U Turn

    CRIMINALS are to be named and shamed on neighbourhood crime maps for the first time under new Government plans, it was reported last night.

    Ooman rights will see this one off

  318. 318
    The Mechanical Turk says:

    Interviewer: Tell me, Colleen, what reconciled you with multimillionaire football star Wayne Rooney?

  319. 319
    Spannerintheworks says:

    Who has the tape of ASH Scotland recorded at their last meeting on Tobacco Control ?

    The Police should also investigate this Charity(FAKE?) and their funding of £1Million a year by the Scottish Government.


  320. 320
    Saffron says:

    Kris whats his name is a two faced lying waste of oxygen.
    IMHO the sooner this green tosser is in the wilderness the better.
    This weather/carbon TAXES is a complete and utter TAX rip off,it’s a giant PONZI scheme,as we the poor taxpayers will find out big time.
    How many people right now are aware that 20% of their energy bill is being paid to windmill companies to produce in terms of other other methods JACK SHIT.
    If you don’t believe me google it and read all about it,we the public are being taken for fools.
    As an example for instance in germany who have an installed capacity via windmills of circa 23,000 megawatts,they managed in january to produce 0.5% of capacity,it’s a joke.
    Germany has now decided it will not go down this track,what a brilliant deduction by Germany,I bet that took some figureing out.
    Us lot on the other hand are being led by a pack of political no marks who frankly and I mean all of them are ill educated power mad chancers.
    Look at them Oxford/LSE products up to the eyeballs in arsehole based theories which have been proved to be bullshit of the most pure quality.
    Finally an old saying which I well remember is this>BULLSHIT BAFFLES BRAINS.

  321. 321
    not a machine says:

    Odd weekend , dont know quite what to make of it , labour re launch crumbled and had new added infighting, Peter Hain refused to condem teachers strike , and the PMs constituancey chairman is found in the VIP special area portaloos having had a heart attack , shortly after publishing a report into membership problems and the chinese premier is on a state and business visit .
    keep calm and carry on , thats the trouble withe marxists they always assume the flesh has no spirit .

  322. 322
    On bbc2 says:

    Beyonce is most bootylicious.

  323. 323
    Saffron says:

    Smoke and mirrors is all you will get out of this one.
    Lets talk about clapped out buses running around our country chuffing out particulates for fun.
    If a person by their own choice wants to smoke that is their inalienright to do so,all this talk about 2nd hand,3rd hand smoke is bullshit.
    Why oh why don’t this lets ban everything crowd piss off and get their own Island were they can live their dreams and in doing so can go back to the stone age.
    I absolutely hate being dictated to by anyone,but I must admit that this particular crowd really really get to me.
    History will tell you that we got power via not conforming to the elite,now this lot are trying their best to make us conform to their agenda.
    Wake up sheeple and realise what is happening.

  324. 324
    not a machine says:

    I have never quite understood why you would need to trade in carbon allowances if CO2 was causing global warming , surely a carbon audit would be more benficial if one was wanting to reduce emissions , that and noticing things were dying in the immediate vacinity of said dirty industry , what good is a few million euros if you are toxifying the land, if you comply.
    Windmills I do not deny that this is a business made from an EU iniative and subsidy , and sits at the moment a little uncomfortably in UK power requirements and not liked on the land ,they may have some future use though , but it has been a very expensive experiment thus far and the subsidy will have to end for wind at some point and perhaps could have been cheaper when building the big offshor farms .
    Huhne has still not encapsulated the big idea which has to be got on with , he may be a little too EU compliant and as we have seen with germany utterly wrong about what energy mix is best.

  325. 325
    Bent Bernanke the Slot Machine Economist says:

    Just because they have wine available does not mean that any was drunk.

  326. 326
    Albert Pierrepoint says:

    Haven’t we seen enough of the gob-shite Blair and his gormless Chancellor?

    And we know their names already. It’s their jail sentences we are waiting to hear.

  327. 327
    not a machine says:

    Billy the shop steward , I think the RWPB will be happier later on , the unions are being groomed , the UK is up against it and they seem to be choosing to fail when they could have done it all so differently .Now is not the time to provoke a fake political idealogue , even the thickest person understands the economy has to rebalance and function again , and that means cuts , they are hardly voting for survival and given the quality issues that we all experienced in some sectors have become apparent ,it shows a complete lack of understanding by the unions that some public sectors can only survive by reforming and the economy not being nobbled for a good few years .
    Overpaid , underhand and I wish they would just visit some hell hole that cannot reform to understand what a good country they live in because the marxists have not trashed it completely

  328. 328
    Anonymous says:

    Guido,…..if a labour party activist was found dead in a toilet at a rock concert do you think you would cover it ? Just wondering.

  329. 329
    Anonymous says:

    Please fuck off as your stench when you smoke anywhere near me transfers itself onto my clothes, hair and indeed anything in my possession. The brute fact is that you stink to high heaven but are incapable of smelling yourself because of your disgusting habit.

  330. 330
    That's News says:

    He MADE her do it? What? Did he have a gun pointed at her?

    He MADE her do it? Did he buggery, bollocks!

    It takes two to form a conspiracy. Oh, dear. Wheels coming off the revenge battle bus, Ms Pryce?

  331. 331
    Gordon Brown says:

    Can I appear at Glastonbury next year?

  332. 332
    Anonymous says:

    10K for three days in a fecking caravan?

    And we’re all in this together?


    This Huhne story reminds me of the one about Sir Gerald Nabarro and Christine Hamilton.

  333. 333
    Anonymous says:

    Thought that myself, the msm have already had some self proclaimed expert ( qualified. With a c minus in his H N C Sociology exam no doubt) pratling on about Labelling theory.
    Listen fuck wit if you had stayed awake in class you would have learned that labelling theory relates to telling people often enough that they are something BEFORE they become it. These c unts are already criminals and labelling theory does not apply you stupid fucker !!!!!
    You may as well say that convicting someone of a crime in court is a bad idea because it ” labels” them a criminal and makes them into one.
    Please fuck off and get a real job, tosser.

  334. 334
    Anonymous says:

    There is nothing “alleged” about the Fact he received a speeding ticket.

  335. 335
    Anonymous says:

    Let us know when one of your parents dies and we’ll laugh about that.

  336. 336
    Ebenezer Coke says:

    There are other reasons for visiting the toilets you know.

  337. 337
    Michael Eavis and Butthead says:

    The cheek of them to suggest there’s a problem

  338. 338
    Anonymous says:

    ‘Mountebank’ is a most appropriate word for Huhne. As is ‘poltroon’.

  339. 339
    Sgt Fish says:

    It’s Guido thumbing his nose at us.

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