June 22nd, 2011

Gillan’s Planted Shot at Dave

Welsh Labour MP Wayne David asked what seemed like vicious question at PMQs about the Welsh Secretary Cheryl Gillan:

WD: The Secretary of State for Wales has said that she is prepared to be sacked because of her opposition to Government policy on high-speed rail. Will the Prime Minister take her up on that very kind offer?

PM: I prefer to focus on the fact that in one year as Welsh Secretary, she has secured something that 13 years of Labour Welsh Secretaries never achieved, which is the electrification of the line between Paddington and Cardiff.

On first impression it looks like handbags at Welsh dawn, but when you consider that Guido saw Wayne and Cheryl enjoying a very public drink on the terrace last night, the plot thickens. As the HS2 debate warms up, did Gillan put her Welsh comrade up to remind the Prime Minister of her threat?


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The spinner and planting are getting better.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Nah tis a trap set by CCHQ, Publicty is best from PMQS, Anything else said in parliament is ignored.

    Remember Dave got that new spin doctor.director of comunications a while back, This clip will probarly be broadcast on welsh tv and look like Labour cuts v Tory spending.

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    Vimeiro says:

    Did her face catch fire and someone put it out with a shovel?

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    AC1 says:

    Any electric powered trains run on that line yet?

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    Trinny says:

    And what does high-speed rail have to do with Wales? Is the line going through the valleys now?

    Good retort from DC to remind her that she is a beneficiary of the gvt’s rail policy.

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    Percy Longprong says:

    When I saw her sour face I thought she must be one of Labours wimming.

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    The £32billion Question says:

    Is the Prime Minister prepared to be sacked because of his support for HS2?

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    Popeye says:

    What a bitch!

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    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    H2S is a huge scam inflicted upon us by the EU government, which wants an EU wide high speed rail network, whether we need it or not. We have to do what they say, because the GReen Tosser is a gutless wimp who won’t stand up to the EU as long as he’s got a hole in his arse. Still, what’s another £33 billion pissed up a rope? It’s only money after all.

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    Frank N Furter says:

    CCHQ are bloody clever if they can get a Labour MP to ask a planted question.

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    AC1 says:

    We already have a high speed network. They go by the name of Jets. There’s lots of competition and prices/mile are low.

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    Gordavid Camerbrown says:

    It’s ‘investment’.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The post said she had a friendly dr*nk/chat with him, Dave had a decent answer avalible when called upon?????

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    South of the M4 says:

    Such would have required strategic planning, guile, timing and a determination to get a message across. Talents not hitherto shown by the present government.

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    Anonymous says:

    WTF are you on about Billy?

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    I see Tory run East Riding Council have tarmaced local Tory MP;’s private road for free. After the MP asked for it to be done for free….Oh dear

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    Chery's P45 says:

    She’s Welsh secretary, but her constituency is Chesham & Amersham, which is going to get screwed by HS2.

    So she’s not really a “beneficiary” of Dave’s insane rail policy – she’s rather threatened by it.

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    Jack Door says:

    Bovine pig faced socialists such as Balls, the Millbands, Toynbee, the Blairs, Crow and the Kinnocks remain unchallenged as Union Leaders, Public Sector employees, bailed out Bankers and bogus benefit claimants loot the proceeds of productive labour.

    Leaving the UK must now be on the radar of every productive person as the Brown Pillage is just being carried on by the Blue and Yellow Coalition of soft palmed lefties.

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    Accidental Rapist says:

    OT – but they ain’t keeping my fucking DNA

  21. 21
    Accidental Rapist says:

    Yep, got out last year once it was clear that the Tory government isn’t Tory. Fuck ‘em.

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    It'sAlreadyTooLate says:

    Look out for the claim for tarmacing in his expenses.

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    the only way is anal says:

    careful – i thought it was a picture of nadine at first.

    peroxide is a wonderful thing

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    Di Slexichemist says:

    HS2 stinks.

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    Its only investment if you don’t get anything for your cash at all.

    This is more like ‘rejuvenation’ where you get about £1 in £20 worth.

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    Engineer says:

    Gillan’s right on this one. HS2 will be an utter waste of taxpayers’ money.

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    Dafydd Iwan says:

    what’s the point in getting an improved train service to cardiff whilst the HST runs to swansea at the ‘mo?
    on the other hand what’s the point of welsh government when all they do is take an extra “tranche” of dosh for incompetent/over paid “senior” managers ? despite a higher budget per pupil and patient- skools are wordse as is the the NHS.
    e.g NHS Wales doesn’t get readily availible 22 life saving drugs in England, won’t get the bowel cancer tests and what does welsh Gov reply ?- we’re poorer in wales so we die younger- silly fuckers!

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    Backwoodsman says:

    £32 billion, before the inevitable cost over runs – just to save 20 minutes journey time ! The lunatics truly have taken over the assylum .
    See the Taxpayers alliance report to understand the true scale of this folly !!

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    Dafydd Iwan says:

    EVERYONE in the UK should supply their DNA, it would make things so much easier – cannot understand the Tories – thought they’d support catching crook, rapists and murderers before “uman rites”

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    chutner says:

    be glad with what you are given welshboy

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    PMQs update.

    The rt.Hon leader of the opposition, Mr Edward Militant.

    “We must keep the DNA of all citizens of the country on a datadisk. Its a very secure method of storage as my government proved with DSS data and DWP data.
    I happen to have a sample disk right here…or was it here…hang on a mo’… I put it down by the car keys…I’m sure it’s there… Look under the phone, it might have slipped…Have you got it Harman? ..I’m only asking, I’m not blaming..Look in the cat litter No? … Well, I’m sure its a very good idea anyway.”

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    Fluffy Thoughts says:

    Who cares about the flocking sheep? Wales: An adjunct to England’s rightful Monmouthshire…!

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    One for Guido. Before Private Eye scoop.

    1. Who’s doing the building?
    2. Who’s doing the finance ?
    3. Who’s bidding?
    4. Who’s a director on the boards of the companies who until very recently was an MP/Spad/spouse of either/ Lord or senior civil servant.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I was never involved in plots.

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    Dunlaggin says:

    Well, we would probably all agree with you if you wanted every Welsh persons DNA stored for life. Speak to your MP.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    When are the power outages due to start in Cameron and Huhnes windmill world?

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    Archer Karcher says:

    If anyone is relying on Huhne’s windmills for power, the journey may well take longer than the days of coaches and horses. Still, that’s ‘progress’ EU style.

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    AC1 says:

    Doing a bit of maths…

    3.2Billion Taxpayer Hours.
    Saving 1/3 Hour
    Payback @
    9.6 Billion Journeys….
    I can’t see this ever being a rational investment.

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    MrAngry61 says:

    I went to Aylesbury last week, and was struck by the huge number of ‘No HS2′ posters, stickers, handbills and awnings.

    I couldn’t understand why the opposition was so geographically widespread – surely the line’s not going directly through ALL of the town and environs?

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    Tory run! Run! says:

    You’ve got to keep an eye on those rascally Tory MP;s.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Someone get the Gunpowder ffs!

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    Anonymous says:

    No it won’t get screwed. It’ll mainly be in tunnels and deep cuttings through the Chilterns only to then to emerge in the ugly, flat, clay ridden sheep country that makes up most of Buckinghamshire.

    Apparently, through her CA, this MP is mobilising Tory MP colleagues along the whole route to fight the proposal. Traitor.

    She shouldn’t be sacked. If she had any integrity she’d resign. Hey but where can you find a MP with integrity nowadays

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    MrAngry61 says:

    It’ll convey the hordes of illegals from the south coast to the few remaining relatively underpopulated areas – just like the Qinghai–Tibet railway, except that we have to pay for it too.

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    Huhne's benevolent domination of Britain's economy says:

    Sooner than you think.

    Apparently, Huhne’s going to get a personal ‘Off’ switch on his desk for the entire National Grid. Whenever he thinks there are too many carbons being emitted (or “a huge solar flare is heading our way”, as he’ll put it), he’ll laugh manically, salute China and push the button.

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    Lou Scannon says:

    Quite difficult to imagine a windmill making a train run, isn’t it ?

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    I wish they'd all resign says:

    “deep cuttings” doesn’t sound very pleasant.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Apparently is was done gratis, or so he claims and not for him either, but for his neighbours who he was ‘concerned’ for.
    He also claims to have no prior knowledge of it either, his wife asked them to do it as she was conveniently ‘just cycling past’ where they were working and magically they said, as they always do, sure we’ll pop around, no problem and no charge, of course either.
    Fucking liar.

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    MrAngry61 says:

    At least the children learn to speak Jawa – useful for slagging off English tourists without getting slapped.

    Oh yes – and learning that the British have oppressed Wales since 1300AD, most recently by subsidising it disproportionately.

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    tell it like it really is says:

    No publicity that 25% of pupils now don’t have English as first language – Labour the gift that keeps on giving and cheap talk from our Dave – but NO ACTION to control the deluge.

    No publicity on bbc etc., re this either:-


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    David Cameron says:

    As an ‘investment’ in my future highly-paid part-time non-executive directorship of one or more of the suppliers, it’s very rational indeed.

  51. 51
    Lou Scannon says:

    Ultimately, the only plot that matters is the one with your coffin buried in it.

  52. 52
    Archer Karcher says:

    In fairness I gave Dave and the coalition a free ride for the first six months. They have now shown their real colours and surprise, surprise, they are mealy mouthed, cowardly shills, just like the last mob of looters.

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    Spot the Dog says:


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    Standards in Public Life says:

    ‘Wayne and Cheryl’. What kind of chavvy names are those?

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    tory boys never grow up says:

    Perhaps she could have an alternative position researching Newton’s Laws of Thermodynamics for Michael Gove.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    All sounds ridiculously expensive way to get to Welshland too.
    I guarantee it will work out at least double the £32 billion they are going to steal from us for the white elephant too.

  57. 57
    It doesn't add up... says:

    I’m surprised Guido hasn’t claimed responsibility for the freedom of Wei Wei yet:


  58. 58
    Well-known fugative in Pakistan says:

    Burial at sea. It worked for me.

  59. 59
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m a spotted dick.

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    Eeu to me says:

    OT, Huhne the hoon a little peed off, how awful.

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    Dunlaggin says:

    Give him a chance, he’s sorting out the Android 1.

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    Tracey says:

    What you tryin 2 say, blud? You don’t like our names sort of fing? Don’t get all facey with me, ya get me?

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    Ivor Price says:

    They of the 70’s lad.
    Can’t trust the Welsh to do anything right.
    When I arrived in London in 1990 in one month there I did not hear one good word for them. I thought there was an English v Welsh war going on it was so bad.
    Now after observing them in action over the last 20 years I can only reiterate that they are as devious and small minded as I was told they were.
    Stereotype? Yes – but they do it all the while especially in the north.

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    Political pundit. says:

    With friends like Huhne who needs enemies.
    Quicker he and Vincible go the better.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    H2S is a very smelly and rather poisonous gas.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    If it really was free, doesn’t that make it far worse? The tarmackers will expect a favour in return.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    If you know the real world power delivery of the things, you would understand immediately that the whole scam is just an expensive masturbation at the altar of the Jolly Green Gaia.
    Of course the kick backs and guaranteed directorships will be gratefully recieved by the main movers in this rape of the publics purse.

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    Sir William Waad says:

  70. 70
    Odd Billy says:

    Except in Westminster where you’re a lesser-spotted dick.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    titwank, dildo, felching, boston steaming, fisting, squirting, cream pies, fucks, pisslaps, fudge packing, reach arounds, minges, cuпts and twats.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Er….sorry, I always get my verbs and nouns mixed up.

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    pastimes says:

    Beeching didn’t get all his own way. The said line over the border, I believe, was kept open by the Wislon Government (excuse the oxymoron) because George Thomas (Viscount Andypandy) informed the Cabinet it ran through seven Labour “maaaarginls”. Electrification there why? Keep the sheep in or has Newport gone over to UKIP?

  74. 74
    Billy Bowdens bestest bits says:

    What a waste of an open mouth eh? There’s just no justice in this world.

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    not a machine says:

    I have been puzzled by this rehashed labour plan , amongst the many that perpetually churned out , at first it was straight forward scotland london link to compete with air travel (ECML has just re jigged london to Edinburgh to 4hrs which is shifting),then it transfomred into Birmingham and Manchester,but with little making to a proper city to europe direct service ,still keeping st pancras as euro port .
    Even if it does come on budget at £17bn (and the route requires a lot of engineering) ,it is expected to carry 30000 passengers per day using trains that will use 4 times the electricity (than travelling at 125mph) to save 38 mins (on first stage ) , one industry analyst has given a figure of £300 peak ret from Birmingham on HS2 in 2020, which clearly is pretty steep for the 30000 people even if half travel off peak ,which can only mean further tax payer subsidy to make fare costs competative , virgin are doing 2nd class peak ret for £149 or £256 first class and a £10.50 off peak special when trains are less full.
    So either by 2020 we will have had 6% annual inflation yoy or be subsidising it , and off peak specials will certainly not be £10.50 , which will not take pressure from the road , electric car will have range by then , so it could be just too expensive , resulting in even more tax payer cost .

    Labour are strangley quiet , but they spent millions on consultants putting it together despite ecnomic projection warnings . The interesting thing is that David Cameron is an graduate economist , and when your protest group starts wanting some answers on the ecnomics , it only seems right that some questions are asked . There are other rumours about the terminus re devolpements and route , but we have not seen any alternatives , WCML was developed recently to do £140mph (but still has difficulties) .

    anyone else seen the alternatives ?? thought not , hence protest group and other groups who might think £17bn on rail network could get more revenue long term jobs if spent differently , or in general economy , have been making themselves heard .

    some else has pointed out what will happen to the cost of london travel on the old line ?? capacity issues can be solved differently and more in favour of lower cost rail travel on this route .
    HS2 will not carry extra frieght nor will freight be travelling at 220mph , so if passenger projections are labour consulltant wonk land , our economist PM will have our second and third largest cities complaining he has given them very expensive rail travel and perhaps even more people complaining he should have been more carefull with tax payers money !

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    the only way is anal says:

    don’t worry – apparently he’ll be resigning soon

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    tris says:

    So, as that is after the next election, when who knows who will be in power, they haven’t actually achieved anything. Any moron can announce that they are going to do something after they will be out of power.

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    tris says:

    I believe after all this money, it will only shave 20 minutes off the journey. Worth it?

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    Down With Brown! says:

    Looks like Guido’s talk to Chinesemay have had some positive impact:


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    Engineer says:

    Isaac Newton was not responsible for the Laws of Thermodynamics. He did formulate the Laws of Motion and the Theory of Gravity, however. Clever chap. Liked apples, too.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Spot the oxymoron

    Puffles2010 Puffles spots Commons vote on Lab motion that Gov’t is cutting deficit too far too fast, & calls for VAT to be cut back to 17.5% Result 1915

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    Some Brummie bloke says:

    If the powers that be are determined to spend tens of billions on transport between here and London, a motorway or two would be a far better use of the money- saving hundreds of thousands of people and tonnes of goods HOURS every day, not a few thousand people a few minutes.

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    Osama the Nazarene says:

    …from his wife?

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    Just Wonderin' says:

    What’s a Tory cabinet minister doing toping with a Labour scally called Wayne?

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    Spinmeister Davey C says:

    And work’s expected to take about 10 years. So it might be finished by 2026. But probably not.

    Not quite the ‘achievement’ Dave suggested.

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    cock's chocolate orange says:

    You sound like the type who likes apples stuffed up your chufter.

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    Osama the Nazarene says:

    He has on Twitter.

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    maybe he wanted to play hide the sausage
    and she blew him out instead of off ?

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    Springfield's Monorail says:

    Not really, given that current trains have desks and power sockets, so people can use those 20 minutes productively. And faster trains create more CO2, which Dave is (at least, when it’s convenient for him) very concerned about.

    Why can’t these high-powered executives arrange their meetings more sensibly? It’ll save them £32billion.

    Why is HS2 being proposed? It’s nothing more than a (very transparent) scam to grab £32billion of taxpayers’ money.

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    Nemo says:

    Biily, I have never heard of her before now, but she certainly does very sad and unhappy, has Davey ever met a woman scorned, if not, I think he is upagainst one now.

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    "Youths" says:

    Youths sought after man killed in Wye Street, Battersea


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    Anonymous says:

    Todays Private Eye reporting that the average mainland UK rail journey is subsidised to the tune of four quid per trip. Almost a gallon of petrol every journey. Okay, two gallons of petrol without tax.

    We should close down the fucking railways and tarmac them. Great big dual carriageways city-centre to city centre. That’d relieve congestion.

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    South of the M4 says:

    The same reason that Mandelson has chummy talks with Osbourne. They all have the same objective and are in the same club. And we are not part of it, or in it.

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    jgm2 says:

    I used to bung the council roadsweeper a crisp twenty to do my drive up in Fucking Scotland. Mind you it was almost half a mile long.

    My missus got pissed off with me not doing it one time and set off down the drive with a broom. She got about fifty yards before the blisters on her hands made her see sense.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest tosser ever ! says:

    The tosser is on a sugar high after eating a deep fried Mars Bar for dinner

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    Nemo says:

    FNF , I get the impression from what Guido has written, that there maybe some colllusion between David and Gillan, oh dear!

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m a smile.

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    A Labour-voting chav mong says:

    Brainy people R stupid, ain’t they?

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    Ex-Conservative voter says:

    He’s the epitome of everything that’s wrong with the government.

    His job shouldn’t even exist.

  100. 100
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Wibbly wobble wibble drobble dibble.

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    Ex-Conservative voter says:

    But we’re funding it.

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    She looks young enough for me and also eastern enough.

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    Engineer says:

    More a gurn, really.

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:


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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    So Huntsberg is off to ITV, she will find that a culture shock, ITV reporters don’t suck the penis of Nu Liebore like the BBC does nor do they takes their stories from the Guardian.

    I suspect she won’t last very long unless she changes her way.

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    British traitors says:

    Just saw an English headscarf clad entirely in black and pregnant with another future soldier for the peedo profit. Shouldn’t it be illegal to betray your country like that? And is it a rule in their book the krapran that they must always dress in black?

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    Engineer says:

    Your biggest political enemies are always on your own side. Ergo, quite a few MPs are matey with their colleages in differing parties – less likely to be back-stabbed for a top job by them.

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    nell says:

    Labour’s beeching axe which destroyed the best railway system in the world.

    labour at the time were heavily funded by the road transport unions who forced them to act that way – at least that was labour’s defence.

    militwit, I hope you’re taking note!

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    The Blair Heatheron says:

    Look on my words ye sheeple and despair,

    For truly am I the Air to Blair.

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    TOO FAR says:

    Been on the G & T, Cheap cider?? special brew??M.K. typical of the socialist class…. Not been at work ?.. living off the REAL tax payers…. Got a rich daddy??? Naa, on benifits?? Go on give us a clue!!!!

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    Engineer says:

    Maybe the Beeb have kicked her out because they’ve discovered that she’s a secret not-a-Grauniad-reader.

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    TOO FAR says:

    Or is it TAT’s girlfriend??

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    MrAngry61 says:

    EVERYONE in the UK should be considered as ‘guilty until proven innocent’ – after all, that’s what Nu-Lab thought.

    So what if every law-abiding citizen was DNA tagged, and babies DNA logged at birth? No-one’s suggested how that’s going to catch the scallys who won’t register, or the illegals who don’t officially exist, or tourists or EU citizens working here short term who commit crimes.

    Not to mention that HMG seem tragi-comically incapable of maintaining secure information. And losing people’s DNA information is different to losing their bank details – it can’t be changed.

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    nell says:

    So militwit managed pmq’s quite adequately today then?

    He must be very chuffed with himself though bullyballs will be disappointed that militwit is performing well.

    militwit’s improved performance is obviously thanks to glas*man and his bluelabour theory. I haven’t yet worked out why glas*man, as part of the bluelabour project, wants a rapprochement between labour and the e*d*l.

    Anybody know what they have got that labour wants?!

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    David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    It’s a pity that the public did not have the power or right to recall, I could a lot of the cabinet going starting with every Lie Dem. Cameron and McClegg do not have the courage to sack incompetent or dishonest MPs. The culture rumbles on while wet Dave does the talking and McClegg does the lying.

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    nell says:

    “Your biggest political enemies are always on your own side”

    Well that’s true for mp’s Eng and there are well documented friendships between labour/tory/libdem mp’s.

    But adversely it is also not true when you look at heath/thatcher or the bliar/brown war or the balls/militwit one that is just developing.

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    Reply says:

    I got a reply today from the Charities Commission regarding my complaint about Mike Hobday helping Miliband with PMQs.

    Thank you for your email.

    So long as a charity is engaging in campaigning or political activity solely in order to further or support its charitable purposes, and there is a reasonable likelihood of it being effective, it may carry out campaigning and political activity. The activities it undertakes must be a legitimate and reasonable way for the trustees to further those purposes, and must never be party political.

    A charity can make public comment on social, economic and political issues if these relate to its purpose, or the way in which the charity is able to carry out its work. The Commission would expect a charity to follow our published guidance on such activities CC9 Speaking Out: Guidance on campaigning and political activities by charities.

    The chief executive of Macmillan Cancer Support, Ciarán Devane, explained in a statement on the Guardian’s website how the charity came to be mentioned in Prime Minister’s Questions. You will see that the charity issued a press release on Monday 13 June and briefed all interested MPs.

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    Accidental Rapist says:

    Pisslaps? Surely pissflaps. You also missed butt-raping.

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    Only me says:

    £ 32 Billion.
    Who needs expenses.

    Best stint I’ve ever done!

  121. 121
    Tony Blair says:

    How dare you besmirch the good name of these muslim converts who have turned their back on all their families history for the sake of one of my beloved immigrants.
    Immigrants are vital to this muslim country, they are essential for claiming benefits and increasing the crime rate, that is why I allowed tens of millions of immigrants into this country. I hope that in time this land will be renamed the United Arab/African Kingdom.

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    Anon says:

    I don’t know much about these things, but I’d imagine the DNA database would be worth an absolute fortune to the insurance industry. Hundreds and hundreds of billions. There’d be thousands within the public and private sector with access to it – get a third-party in Uzbekistan to offer £1million for it and some 20-year-old IT worker would copy the lot in a heartbeat.

    Like you say, once the data are out there, that’s it. Can’t be changed.

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    smoggie says:

    He probably had it up his arse first. A bit of sweet and sour………….

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    smoggie says:

    That’s the implication Sherlock

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    smoggie says:

    Tat’s girlfriend is his left hand, nicely nailpolished and oiled.

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    smoggie says:

    Billy you should trade in your troll stalker for a literate one. That one is rubbish.

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    smoggie says:

    Give me chance Plincetheth

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    smoggie says:

    wonder why you bothered, tat?

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    smoggie says:

    If you want to relieve congestion I suggest you try iTunes

    Yes, iTunes, help you breathe more easily

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    cock's chocolate orange says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Tory beeching axe continued by Labour.

    Try harder Nell. Even better, go away.

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    Anonymous says:

    ….says Billy’s right hand man, nicely nail polished and oiled.

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    tory boys never grow up says:

    The Beeching Report was produced and its implementation was started under a Tory Government – I think you will find that Labour backtracked on its promise to stop the closures more because of its fears as to how the financial markets would react rather than pressure from the unions, some of whom were critical of Wilson at the time.

  135. 135
    Labour, the gift that keeps on giving. says:

    It’s worse than that.

    “In some parts of London, as many as three-quarters of pupils speak other languages [at home]”


  136. 136
    Anonymous says:

    Not you.

  137. 137
    Congratulations, Labour voters! says:

    “almost 78 per cent of primary pupils speak English as a second language in Tower Hamlets, east London, compared with 74 per cent in Newham and 71 per cent in Westminster.

    “The proportion reaches around half in Slough, Luton and Leicester and at least four-in-10 in Birmingham and Blackburn. ”

    Thanks, Labour. Cheers. Well done.


  138. 138
    nell says:

    No! Certainly not me.

    But I suspect even the e*d*l are mystified!!

    Why would anyone want the e*d*l , least of all labour under glas*man and militwit!!

  139. 139
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    cocks, knobs, dicks, tossers, wankers, tools, bum bandits, shirt lifters and poofs.

  140. 140
    Anonymous says:

    nell, we keep telling you, it’s Militwat FFS

  141. 141
    George Galloway, treasonous cunt says:

    Finally we agree on something, Tony! I think sharia should be introduced NOW!

  142. 142
    Cheryl says:

    Go on Dave, give me a good sacking, I need a good f******g sacking……

  143. 143
    Anonymous says:

    ditto, dickwad.

  144. 144
    Thanks says:

    Third atte*mpt past the m odb*t.

    ‘Almost 78 pe*r cent of pr!ma*ry pup!ls spe@k Engl!sh as a second lan guage in T0wer H@mlets, east L0ndon, compared with 74 per cent in New*ham and 71 per cent in Westm!nster.”


    Well done, Labour v0ters. Thanks.

  145. 145
    tell it like it really is says:

    Channel 4 – 24 hrs A&E King’s College Hospital – uncontestable exposition of why this country needs to clean the filth from our cities and many other parts of the country. Employee (black) saying “more crime here than ever in Kingston” yes well there will be when they are all here…………and we’re paying to house them and allow them not to work – presume any mugging, drug dealing etc., is “off the books.”

  146. 146
    tell it like it really is says:

    Just wondered – was she riding it or pushing it?

  147. 147
    nell says:

    Nope it isn’t!

    It’s militwit where I come from!!

  148. 148
    nell says:

    don’t bother cameron.

    the cole’s are of less value than scargill’s coal.

    leave gordon and sarah to jump on their bandwagon and make them feel wanted!!

  149. 149
    AC1 says:

    It’s not the whole of everyone’s genome that’s stored. Just a few individually identifiable bits, even storing this is a bit of a worry.

  150. 150
    Daz Pearce says:

    Surprised Gillan thinks she’s got the capital to play hardball here

    She always seemed a bit of a lightweight to me…

  151. 151
    Saffron says:

    Talking about race and this is O/T,I hear that the Bee un Pee have quite a lot of problems with serious infighting going on within the party.
    Some guy is challenging Griff for the leadership and it is causing some recriminations about how he is being stopped from doing this.
    Sounds not too good,anybody know more of this,am surprised that MSM are not picking this up.

  152. 152
    Helena Handcart says:

    Sorry – my DNA belongs to me, not to the state, and would be of no earthly use in “catching crooks, rapists and murderers” as I am law-abiding.

    As a law-abiding, tax-paying, self-supporting person I ask nothing but to be left to enjoy what remains of my freedom in what remains of this country.

  153. 153
    Anonymous says:

    It is if you’re on the way out of the bloody place.

  154. 154
    Saffron says:

    To 142.
    Absolutely agree,if we via dickhead government tossers decide to open the floodgates to change the face of this country by allowing immigrant benefit freeloaders to suck off us the real indigenous people,then we the people can only blame ourselves.
    The indigenous people of this land really need to wake up,forget about my parents voted this way so I will,that is traditional values which tend to be ingrained.
    We the people can if we have the interest and the balls to do it stop the politico’s in their tracks.
    Prior to any elections,make it clear to these tossers that we want to know what they are going to do if elected,no wishy washy crap,an absolute guarantee that they will do what we elected them to do.
    People we are being led by the nose by a bunch of political chancers,who IMHO could’nt give a shit about us,but what I can’t get my head around is as to why given that we have so much information at our fingertips we are falling for this state of affairs.

  155. 155
    Anonymous says:

    Look we’re all thick here, and proud of it. Go away.

  156. 156
    Hang them from lampposts says:

    They can hardly say “black people” can they?

  157. 157
    Sludge Pump says:

    O/T did our Priminister actually confirm today at P.M.Q’s that we, the British, were actually “AT WAR” in Afghanistan and Lybia? There was I naively thinking that the UK troops were in place purely in a peace keeping role and to protect civilians?????? ‘erm why are we at war with the people of these countries?

  158. 158
    Road Wars says:

    Fucking gobby af rican muslim c unt been caught without insurance and driving licence and police telling him they’re gonna seize his car. He’s kicking off and saying they can’t take it. Fuck you, abdul. Piss off back to somalia.

  159. 159
    Imbalance says:

    When it comes to the Is ra el Pal es tine conflict, does anyone else find it strange that people seem to overlook the fact there are 22 a rab countries and only 1 j e wish one? Whilst the illegal o ccupation is wrong, it’s a disgrace that not a single a rab country has ever offered to help the pal es tinians. It’s a tad rich of a rabs to complain when they have 22 countries, most of them brutal dictatorships, and the j ews only have 1 which is a democracy.

  160. 160
    YorkshireLad says:

    She’s 84th on the Sexy MP web site

  161. 161
    YorkshireLad says:

    It’s Milliband Minor

  162. 162
    Social Darwinism says:

    They all piss in the same pot!

  163. 163
    Social Darwinism says:

    He’s a mong faced geeky cu’nt were I come from.

  164. 164
    Social Darwinism says:

    I think you’ll find Huhnesberg is the best of a very bad bunch, methinks she was probably pushed as much as jumped.

  165. 165
    I says:

    Beeching, whom I met, never closed a single line or station. He produced a report making recommendations.

  166. 166
    It's all a game says:

    It’s no trap….

    Politicians are like Barristers…..

    They can sh1t on each other and put each other down in the public arena…

    But in private they are all best mates…

  167. 167
    not a machine says:

    Its exactly because proud and thick people like yourself want to quell anti HS2 comments that £32mn of tax payer money has already been blown on consultants and a further £20mn is going on land purchases , you are exactly the right sort of proud and thick person that corrupt goverments employ to make working people poor , keep up the good work .

  168. 168
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Yes and there’s only 62 on it !

  169. 169
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    How about we remove the word “me” from the banner. Every time I open the newspaper recently iDave is making a twat of himself. His only redeeming feature at the moment is that he is not McTwat but it’s difficult to find much else to cheer and his foreign aid policy is not only totally misguided but bordering on the criminal.

  170. 170
    Anonymous says:

    Balls is like a butt crack boil

    Painful, but best left to fester so it bursts without being squeezed

  171. 171
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Nick Clegg has plans to give away all the governments shares in the bailed out banks !
    what a headline grabbing little shite he is

  172. 172
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ll have a P please Bob.

  173. 173
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    He wants to encourage share ownership ! Ha ha ha ha
    The only thing that would do is give the “ne’er do well’s” trading them with Abdul for Stella and White lightening and Benson’s
    Why give our shares away you turd ? don,t you think they get enough tax payers money ?
    Give them only to people who paid the fucking tax that bought them !

  174. 174
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    What you think Huntsberg is Tory friendly????????????

  175. 175
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Was there ever a better excuse to bring back hanging ?
    people like this do not deserve to live !


  176. 176
    Postlethwaite says:

    Leaving is certainly on my radar

  177. 177
    same as the old lot says:

    David Cameron promised a “Bonfire of the Quangos”, but this is what we got:

    “Snouts in the trough: ‘Independent’ media regulator costs taxpayer millions and holds Middle England in contempt”


  178. 178
    JBC says:

    No wonder you always get fobbed off by some sneering leftie whenever you complain about the BBC

  179. 179
    TOO FAR says:

    In some parts of Wales there is a lot of “inbreeding” bit like the film “The hills have eyes” It seems it is carried out in the valleys as well!!!

  180. 180
    Davey-boy Cameron says:

    The police is racist innit

  181. 181
    culture of critique says:

    I hear South Wales is getting ‘enriched’ with thousands of Africans these days. Like most other parts of what was once Great Britain, in fact.

  182. 182
    Ron says:

    Not only that but, since the Tories got in, the deficit has increased and so has third-world immigration. Despite all the promises Cameron made before the election.

  183. 183
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Bloody journo needs his testicles tazered too for such a ridiculous headline.

  184. 184
    Sludge Pump says:

    Which really makes one wonder who the f uck is actually running the country?

  185. 185
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Breaking news from sky !
    A burglar has been stabbed to death while breaking into a house in Salford !
    it seems someone has already taken Call me Dave up on his “More rights for people to protect there own homes ” policy
    lets see if the courts do the same !

    at least this fucker wont be burgling anyone else !

  186. 186
    Titford Hat says:

    I’ve visited the area recently and the whole district has been plastered with No2HS2 signs.

  187. 187
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Why? Difficult to tell the difference between them now, apart from Red Ed and the Testicular One!

  188. 188
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Not rather poisonous, but VERY! Worse than HCN aka hydrogen cyanide, and only less dangerous because it is so smelly and thus easier to detect.

  189. 189
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Rubbish. It was old and antiquated and still knackered after the war, and like many railways, did not go from where people were to where they wanted to be.

  190. 190
    alexsandr says:

    Anonymous @ June 22, 2011 at 7:24 pm
    Good idea if we bring in road pricing so those who use them pay for them.

  191. 191
    Archie says:

    I would!

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