Judge Orders Balls to Pay Bad Debt
Breaking: Balls loses bad debt case. More follows.—
Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) June 17, 2011
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The master of deficit denial did not turn up to court today to defend himself against accusations over unpaid rent and damage to his Normanton constituency office. The judge has ordered him to get his cheque-book out. Now about that other debt he ran up…
UPDATE: Judge orders Balls to pay debts of £1,095 plus expenses. Balls used an expensive London firm of solicitors so who knows how high it could be, perhaps thousands. Legal source says “he could so easily have settled at lower cost if he wasn’t so belligerent”. Guido hopes the taxpayer isn’t going to suffer because of his pig-headed stubbornness..
excellent – in this instance, dave goes better than his mentor.
happy to trade british lives for his own interest.
a cun*t who is beneath contempt
Bet he puts it on expenses!!
Balls and debt are synonemus, what a laughing stock he has now become, this twat tries to tell us how to run the nations economy
You couldn;t make it up. HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
absobollockalutely
I think Oxbridge should stop PPE courses with immediate effect, clearly those who participate do not have a clue about economics.
Perhaps the course should be replaced with Posh and Beck’s studies. What about MPs giving themselves a 25% pension increase.
Don’t expect to find this anywhere high up the BBC news lists!
PPE… Oxford’s answer to Media Studies.
Balls probably did a cost-benefit analysis before going to court…unfortunately it cost him and benefited the lawyers.
Oh and it gives us a laugh and proves he’s not even careful with his own money!!
Not sure it was his money.
Guido, who paid the legal fees? Was it UK taxpayer? or was there money left over from the Smith Institute that funded Brown’s leadership campaign as a charity?
Is he Ryan Giggs in disguise?
I’m sure that the Balls-Cooper Partnership would have found someway to make the taxpayer pay.
Balls will want to pay off half over the next 5 years. Any more would be too much, too fast
He’ll have to tell Mrs.Cooper to cut down on her spending.
After all, he WAS the last Prudent Chancellor’s Advisor so he should know what he’s talking about.
I mean, look where we are today as a result of Gordon Clown and All Balls efforts ! In the shit !
These two cretins Ball & Cooper were pulling in £million a year from the public purse when in office.
As someone who challenges everything myself when I feel I’m in the right I feel a degree of empathy for him.
I don’t see how he can put it on expenses or make us foot the bill though.
On the subject of us footing the bill I hope that MP’s, who I consider to be public sector workers, are subject to the same pension terms and conditions as Danny Alexander outlined this afternoon for public sector workers and have been adhering to said terms for at least the last 10 years.
Judging by the size of Mr Alexanders double chin he has being growing very fat at our expense. I don’t want to think that his diddler dem colleagues will be growing fat in retirment at our expense after their attempted robbery of us.
“after their attempted robbery of us”
Erm, they’re trying to *save* us money, not *rob* us.
Diddling is trying to save us money? How did you work that one out?
I know, I know, you’re a diddler dem pretending you didn’t know that I meant the dems diddling was their robbery.
Diddler dem robbers (by their diddling) are no different to muggers and burglars in my book.
Oh fuck off you ignorant little ponce – just because you and all your useless mates are upset that the free ride is coming to an end doesn’t mean that many agree with you.
You’re a leech, and you’re scum – time to start paying your own way in life instead of relying on others to look after you.
Sorry anonymous, I don’t have a public sector pension.
I was making a point about MP’s pensions and that since they’re demanding a standard from us, the public, their pensions should be subject to the same standard. I totally get that people are living longer and so need to contribute more. I actually agree with that.
My problem is with diddling / thieving (to me they’re the same thing) a***holes like Lembit and Laws stealing from us and expecting us to subsidise them after they’ve retired from thieving / been kicked out by their constituents.
BREAK BREAK-PUDDICK CLEARED!!!
There’s more than meets the eye – abuse of power
So what?
you’ll see why soon why wot
Today I have been colouring in my plop plop drawings
Haters Leave My Balls Alone- Ed Balls will turn my life and business around. I will have made millions in a matter of days of Labour being elected and will be able to purchase Germany the week after. I love Ed Balls so much, he is frankly God! GO GO team Balls.
This cannot be-as Shadow Kanzler ..er I mean Chancellor I maintain complete financial control at all times.With my keen intellect I cannot be compromised like this…I am….infallible!
Ha Ha Ha Magic
“Nothing’s too bad for the wankers!” Is that the right expression?
A staunch socialist using expensive London lawyers?; whoda thunk it?
Balls is a real bit of work – a gift that keeps on giving – let’s all hope he carries on for years to come.
Oh dear , this is on his website (eddbollocks4labour.org)
A spokesperson for Ed Balls’ constituency office said:
“We are very pleased with the outcome of today’s case.
“We have said all along that there should be no payment of taxpayers’ money that is not justified which is why we contested Mr Sampson’s original claim for £7,739.
Smells very suspicious , he is lining up the taxpayer. No wonder he (the taxpayer) can afford to use expensive lawyers. What an utter shit that man is
sugar and spice , must learn how to use html !
Fuck the judge and fuck you all.
I think the phrase you are looking for is:
“So what?”
I think Guido must be making this up, because I’ve just checked the BBC news website, and there’s no mention of the financial whizzkid and all-round charmer BALLS at all. And we know the Beeb always tells the truth.
Auntie is synonymous with Правда
Oh what a way to start the weekend.
He surely must resign for being incomptant and wasting a judges time.
(a) all MPs are incompetent and (b) all judges are a waste of time.
HA HA HA HE HE HE HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a PLONKER HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If that wasn’t you billy, I’d feel sure that “incomptant” was a french for shit with numbers.
So what
I’ll tell you what.
This news ensures that the coming weekend, rain or no rain, will be glorious – and we are starting in an hour or so with a bottle of Champaign – I have just put one in the fridge.
Champagne for our friends, real pain for our enemies.
I think it’s:
Champagne for our real friends,
Real pain for our sham friends.
I shtand corrected. Hic.
Of course Ed Balls would have done everything differently and better. he would have gone in with a small blunt knife and sorted it all out, and they’d be rich at the end of it all because he would have stimulated the sales of small blunt knives to the extent that they became richer than the united states. But clearly he couldn’t have done all that because he wasnt PM.
Oh. moussa went missing did he?
That just made my fucking year. A bottle of champagne on its way to the wise judge.
I hope the twat’s children go hungry for a few days.
But they won’t. Parasite Labour shitbag needs a wheelbarrow to cart around the money he’s sequestered.
What rate of VAT will be due?
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God help us!
Please tell me that was a spoof ….
Nope – it’s real! (On Amazon)
Yes, but where? I must feature this book; it sounds really wonderful and so very relevant. By the way, I not wearing any knickers.
Mr Angry
There is a line from the movie “Inner Space” where one character says:
“Play with it–Don’t talk to it”.
Fits for the above don’t you think.
The Times on Saturday and Sunday became the Caitlin Moran show. Does she have something over the editor?
What does she call it then? The ‘kipper trench’?
The Blackwall Tunnel.
A bill posters bucket
This is the same Caitlin Moran who has a yummymummy column in The Times. One week she and her fellow smug yummies blogged about sexual fantasies.Not just any old sexual fantasies but ones which included having wild sex with characters like Muffin the Mule and Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men (now you know how old I am) Obviously I am not up on the latest latest cartoon characters but you get my drift.So we educate these silly women so they can write drivel.I am no yummy as I am not a mummy but when I replied to this unadulterated rubbish the muthahood ganged up on me. How dare I write anything about da sistahood?? Who was I to even dare read their very witty column (not)? Pardon my very working class Ladbroke Grove roots, but when I was growing up there just weren’t any of these oh-so-pleased-with-themselves-faux-intellectual-stupid-smug-spoilt-vacuous-degenerates.
Well I tell Leo it’s called a twat when he sees it!
But be careful, we know what politicons think of the rule of law,Balls will proberly put this on expenses as something he needs to do his job as a MP.
Ex-soldier Simon Beech accused of Stoke mosque arson
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-13809889
I thought we were fighting them ‘over there’ so we don’t have to fight them ‘over here’. Surely he was just cutting out the middle man.
All he has to do is claim PTSD and he will get a slap on the wrist.
Stoke-on-Trentistan is a stinking sh@thole now, thanks to all the i m i g r a n t s Leiber let in and Leiber Council let settle in the area. You hardly hear an English accent now. Still, they all seem very happy with their designer watches, many kids, and countless m@sques, the land for which the Council let them buy for a pound. You couldn’t make it up could you? It’s such a shame they didn’t manage to burn the m@sque down – better luck next time chaps!
I blame those that spotted the fire on the CCTV system. Bastards
This is blatant racist propaganda. Lots of us LibDem MP’s depend on immigrant votes to get elected, including me. That is why it is Liberal Democrat policy for unrestricted immigration. By the way the planning business is going really well in Portsmouth. Me and my drug dealing buddies and the bent planning officers involved, are going into the hotel business. Usual plan, set up a new company, give false names for the Directors, apply for planning permission, refused for a minor reason first time around, then granted. Then bungs all around, and a big political donation, whoopee!
Whoa Mike, keep it quiet, there is too much money at risk.
I think this mosque fire was an excellent example of the ‘Big Society’ and more should be encouraged.
All soldiers get sh*t from society while physically in this country, but we’re all brave heroes when we’re abroad.
The truth is in the middle. One of my best Corporals could fight like a tiger with fists or bayonet, looked after his lads like nobody’s business, and would grin through it all. Civvy Street was a bit of a shock to him though and it took him a couple of years to find his feet. He’s in the “removals” business now, so make sure you lock your doors in Tipton.
Kipling I think:-
It’s Tommy this & Tommy that
Chuck him out,the brute.
But it’s saviour of the nation
When the guns begin to shoot.
Could that be special ops real “removals”
More like the keys to your Beemer or Merc, having gained entrance to your house. Apparently, more than 90% of people keep their car keys within a yard of their front door. And a £20,000 car sells for about £5,000 cash with a cloned number plate (and it really helps that most Beemers or Mercs are some form of silver or dark blue).
Like it
Ellie, I’d grab something with a drop of local in it while you’re out.
I’m sure I was caused by his continual licking!
Vile deficit denier. Debaucher of a nation’s wealth. Enjoy your weekend, noxious debtmonkey.
I’m waiting for BBC News Channel to mention the Ed Balls case, but there’s no video, and it’s not appeared on the ticker either.
We will not be running this story since it does not involve Tories burning babies.
I’ve just converted to islam and I believe this case against me is racist.
Oh, well, we’ll have to deal with you under our rules. Let’s see.. the penalty under Sharia for theft is a hand-chopping. Come on, hold your arms out. Choppety-chippity chop.
Can’t I just promise to nonce a 9 year old like your beloved pro phet, I mean, OUR beloved pro phet?
Only if you marry her first.
You have to wait till she’s at least 6 years old before “marrying” her.
Guido Tweet
: “Hearing Balls ordered to pay £1,100+ plus legal expenses. Source “If he hadn’t be so argumentative it would have been less.”"
Keep a eye on Balls expenses!!!!
And his wife’s.
But what if they are successful in applying for an E a d y ?
What a bunch of cnuts the political class are and Balls is the leader of the bunch.
did the BBC report it?
If they do, it will be in terms that suggest that while he did something less than stellar, his accomplishments elsewhere assure him of a place to read out whatever he likes on the Breakfast Sofa, Daily Politics and Newsnight for as long as he likes.
Because he’s worth it (to them).
Oh heck, just realised, if Nick R’s new daytime blog (not suitable for the working public) hasn’t been shut down already… it soon will be!
no MSM reporting by the looks of things yet:
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=ed%20balls
What debt?
Deleted….Hit a Nerve
Very Childish Guido
Interesting fact.
10 years on – The number of British soldiers killed in Afghanistan has escalated since May 2010, with the 2nd and 3rd worst monthly figures being recorded in the past 12 months. More deaths in past 6 months, than the whole of 2001 to 2006
He deleted about 10-15 comments, Got threads confused, sorry if you thought you was special.
And who took us in there? The same tenth-rate junta that took us into Iraq.
Interesting facts – two for one as it’s Friday.
Well said ‘mornington’. It’s about time old ‘Moussa’ did one.
Dave increases taxes in UK. Dave throws the cash at a Taliban-infested shit-hole called Pa kiss tan. Taliban suddenly have the means to kill more British troops.
Who’d have thunked it?
Siddiqui-Kahn was employed as a school-assistant, thanks Labour. Siddiqui-Kahn spent 6-months on ‘sick-leave’ in the J1hd1-badlands, thanks Labour and – especially – the wife of a Labour MP who allowed this to happen.
In 2005 London swung to the Tories. Labour let their boy loose (whilst, coincidently, taking 20% of the Met to Jokeland). Shyte happens…!
Interesting fact.
You’re an utter cuпt.
I do hope that this is jonty.
And that there isn’t more than one third rate git out there.
Maybe they have to resources to actually fight there now?
“A ship is safe in harbor, but that’s not what ships are for.”
William Shedd
Hair passable.
Crap beard.
Having a shit is safe in a shedd, but thats not what shedds are for
I’ve got a documentary programme on disc and it says in a hurricane, you’re safer on a boat at sea than on a boat in a harbour (all the boats smashing into each other).
But the safest place of all is at least 90 miles inland.
Also applies to American and other coalition forces – lets not join the BBC in half truths.
If Cameron doesn’t make a joke about this at next week’s PMQs, I’ll be seriously pissed. U-turns are bad enough but missing an opportunity to stick the knife into Blinky would be unforgiveable.
I’d be pissed all the time if I didn’t have work for a living.
I think the phrase you are seeking is pissed OFF, pissed as in annoyed is an Americanism.
I concur with your sentiment: have a nice easy planted question from a back-bencher and go to town on the cunt.
June
Fri 17th: give £50m to the EU.
Sat 18th: give £50m to the EU.
Sun 19th: give £50m to the EU.
Mon 20th: give £50m to the EU.
Tue 21st: give £50m to the EU. Write a joke about Blinky for tomorrow’s PMQs.
Wed 22nd: on second thoughts, u-turn on joke about blinky. Give £50m to the EU.
Thu 23rd: give £50m to the EU.
etc.
Dave: Think about it.
you can say
A} Greece needs a bailout to protect the EU contagion from spilling over..blah..blah.
or B} Let Greece leave the Euro. Allow to devalue default drachma currency back to 300-500 Drachmas to the pound.
Then instead of another £3 billion bailout bill, everyone in the UK gets a £200 voucher to spend on holiday in Greece where beer will be £1 pint, a steak meal £3.50 and scooter hire £8 all day.
All Uk citizens get a holiday, Greece gets economic stimulus through tourism.
Just a thought.
try finding a waiter though. Everyone in Greece is reired at 23.
Great idea, then apply the same remedy to Portugal, then Spain and finally, and hopefully, Italy.
Has everybody forgotten that the whole thing kicked off in Eire? Surely they should be ahead of the Greeks when we’re talking about debt forgiveness and exit from the one-size-constricts-all Euro.
Or is that solution reserved for members of Club Med for some obscure reason?
Give ‘em back the Elgin Marbles and tell them to foxtrot oscar.
Paul Sampson….An estate agent. Poor tenents…. Sure Paul will be hiking letting rates this week… F*uck all Landlords. Unless you are a Tory of course, in which case you love em….Good Luck
Erm …. Yep – I’ve checked that post, and it makes perfect logical sense to me.
Moussa has become completely deranged lately.
Retreated to his Marxist comfort zone.
All property is theft.
What a bastard Balls is – if he had no intention of contesting the expenses in court then he should have paid up in advance of the hearing to avoid wasting everyone else’s time.
Guido – any chance of publishing the schedule of damage Balls inflicted on the office?
Nothing on the BBC on this yet – looking forward to their angle on the story (assuming the cover it)
It will be something to do with “Tory-led government’s cuts.”
Tricky, but we’ll manage it.
Here we go:
“Ed Balls, gallant defender of the British people, saint and god-like entity, we are barely worthy to speak His name, was valiantly and tirelessly trying to stop the bastard Tory-led government from cutting vital public services and was unaware that His cleaner, distraught at the thought of the bastard Tory-led government’s cuts, had left the country, so sad was she that Britain will fall into ruin because of the BASTARD Tory-led government’s evil bastard evil cuts to vital front-line public services and therefore He was not aware His office wasn’t being cleaned. And His cleaner might have damaged it a bit because she was distraught at the evil bastard Tory-lef government’s cuts, and who can blame her?”
Right. Pub-time!
BBC Editor’s notes.
Ok..- insert ‘FRONTLINE’ 3rd line, between vital + public services.
- Insert SYRIAN, LESBIAN before cleaner line 4. And rewrite so she doesn’t leave the country but was deported.
-Hint that landlord is a Tory slum landlord and donates to David Cameron’s private pension fund.
-Completely take out any mention of ‘she may have damaged office’ as 1} supposition, unproved + 2} distorts the narrative. Rewrite with something about cheap, 3rd rate office fixtures breaking and Ed not wanting to pay for defective items, as is his legal right.
-{Sp} last line Tory-lef?? Replace with EVIL, TORY-LED GOVERNMENT CUTS UNDER THE COVER OF LIBERAL DEMOCRAT HUMAN SHIELDS.
End with quote from files/Lab/soundbites/approved .
“The landlord sent his own people into the building where they cleaned ‘Too Fast, and Too Deep’ and that’s how the carpet became gouged. The fact that the deep carpet grooves spelled out ” Tony needs knifing” is coincidence.
Have it up ready for the 10 0′clock in case there’s any good economic news that needs squashing.
Did Balls employ a mentally ill cleaner?
Was she employed at less than the minimum rate?
BBC are on about this “cause” and possibly could use this angle to raise Balls from the dead.
‘Polly & Kevin, report to the Newsnight Green Room’
My shit smells like poo.
Now run away to the bathroom and wipe your mouth….
He’s still my hero. I’ll treat him tonight by dressing in a maid’s uniform.
The actual treat being that the maid will be walking round the house with nowt on.
Nice!
Arrrggghhhhh……Mind Bleach!!!!!!!
He’ll look an even bigger prat then usual when he puts it on
A Nurse Pilgrim outfit.
It’s not a fine it’s an investment in the Judiciary
Twat!
An aspirant Chancellor/PM with a CCJ – whatever next? At least his personal credit rating is getting as bad now as his government’s was.
Leave Ed alone. His debt started in America.
…and ended in Kirkcaldy!
What would your advice be to someone facing a judgment debt?
Apart from the fact that the difference is that GF doesn’t have aspirations to be The Chancellor of the Exchequer you mean?
It started in a Merry Car
It’s a Glow Ball debt
Does this deserve the hanging of Ed Balls?
Oh, go on then! It is Friday.
Good. Balls will never be Chancellor. Thank God. We can all breathe a sigh of relief. Balls is now a joke when it comes to managing the economy.
Well done to the man who took this idiot Balls to court. He has done the UK a favour and is deserving of a big thank you from the whole country. It is a brave man who takes on this nasty, lying, incompetent bully and wins.
We need an interview with this heroic bloke!
BANG ON!!
Right…but he is the Shallow Chancer!!!
It really doesn’t get more acurate than the tweet to ded ed
” Show us on the doll where ed balls touched you” !!!!
Great news!!!!
: “Good day for freedom of speech, Ian Puddick cleared of harassment. Am on Sky News later supporting him.”
The noisy advert for Vanish stain removal is a real turn off. I now can’t access this blog in an office environment without fear or disturbing others and attracting unwanted attention. Bad idea Mr Fawkes.
I wonder if it works on politicians?
Use the Fire-Fox browser with the AdBl0ck Add0n to remove the ads
Well done to the Normanton business man and those others who gathered the evidence to take Balls to court.
Now… how about looking into those postal votes…
Gordon Brown: I rang up £3 trillion in debt and then ran away, and the best of it is neither a court or the bailiffs can touch me for a penny of it.
(sniggers and drips snot into bowl of porridge)
I have a lemon zest.
You might as well keep this electric cable then, gratis.
Balls ? ? Who?
Are the Beeb Beeb Ceeb reporting this development regarding their hero Blinky Bollox Balls?
Yey!!!!!
Balls has to pay back the bad debt for the Uk that he helped to create …..uh what? the other debt?
Oh bugger! Cnut
By the way The suns report on Ken Clarke was complete Rollocks so they are also a bunch of cnuts
I have given this a thumbs up coz I think I am in love with my Balls
Getting the judgement is one thing, but getting that sad delusional bastard that is Blinky Bollox Balls to actually pay is the clever bit.
He might pay with the 6000 first class stamps still left over from his election campaign, the ones he got from his majesties stationary office in the HOC on expenses.
I AGREE WITH THE PRIME MINISTER
Worryingly, so do I.
The BBC apparently haven’t noticed this yet
Keel him!!!!!
I see no shits..
UPDATE: Judge orders Balls to pay debts of £100,trillion billion,95 thousand million, plus expenses.
In summing up Lord Justice Egghead said,
“You really are an incompetent weasel, aren’t you? Did you really think your defence of ‘So what?’ would allow you to avoid your obligations to the nation?”
Mr Balls was not in court as the judge declared him, “A bully boy tosspot of the first order. If I could have sentenced him to deportation, I would have.”
Ed Balls IQ is 42.
er, 4.2 surely?
0.0042.
It was measure electronically – scientists say it was probably just hum from the mains supply.
No, it’s 0.42
Don’t worry, Ed. We’ll claim it on expenses, like you did with the Remembrance Day poppy wreaths.
Balls couldn’t run a whelk stall in a country with free whelk stalls where everyone eats only whelks.
Robert, your comment is most whelkom.
You missed a bit as he’d also tax the banks a few trillion to build new whelk stalls to “create jobs” …
Porn mogul Larry Flynt offered disgraced US lawmaker Anthony Weiner a job Thursday, after the New York congressman resigned over a tawdry “sexting” scandal.
Hustler founder Flynt said he would pay Weiner, who posted pictures of his intimate anatomy to a number of women on Twitter, 20 percent more than what he earned in the House of Representatives.
“After having learned of your sudden and compelled resignation from your congressional post, I would like to make you an offer of employment at Flynt Management Group, LLC in our Internet group,” he wrote.
“This offer is not made in jest. To show our sincerity, Flynt Management Group, LLC is willing to pay 20 percent more than your former congressional salary,” he added, also promising to pay medical cover and relocation costs.
He added: “I feel that your unfortunate resignation is a prime example of unfounded political pressure and the hypocrisy that has invaded democracy in Washington DC.”
after this news the only thing better would be to hear he’s fallen from a great head and died
If he’d fallen from a great height, breaking every bone in his body, ruptured most of his internal organs, many of which had oozed out of his arse, and he’d lain there, in unimaginable agony, for several days, before he was carted into an NHS hospital where he was infected with MRSA and left – unable to reach out for the vase of water next to his soiled bed – to die of thirst.
C.diff is the fun infection. Trust me, it’s rank!
Saw Romford maternity unit in the news again allowing mother and child to die untended. There’s no end to this is there?
‘balls used an expensive firm of solicitors’
well of course he did because he thinks we’re paying for it.
I bet he used a cheap firm of solicitors who charged him a lot because they knew he’d shove the bill on expenses.
Is there any other type of solicitor? £300 for a letter and a bailiff’s delivery, FFS. I could employ some muscle for less than that to get rid of a delinquent tenant.
You are Nicolas van Hoogstraten, and I claim my £10.
If only. My sister and I bought three terraced houses next to each other in Leek in 1987 from our Dad’s will. She lives in one, I rented one while I was abroad, and we split the rent on the third. Hardly a Donald Trump style empire. And when you’ve got a tenant who hasn’t paid any rent for five months, what do you do?
Break his legs?
Hit and run accident?
(I’m not tendering for the contract by the way.)
Are my caption contests entries really that shit?
I thought one of them was quite funny.
Nah , you just sayin that
Even i reckon they shit (Judging by the thumbs today).
I don’t see the thumbs, as I block them (they slow the site down too much).
If there were ‘down’ thumbs, it was because it’s Friday and people were drunk and they meant to click the ‘up’ thumb but they got the wrong one. But, curiously, only on your captions.
FWIW, it was “Two glasses of Champers waiter, chop chop”
Cheers
Took me my 800th attempt before i done a semi funny un lol
Billy, I thought one of your answers was funny too. I think Guido should give you a prize [if only for perseverence]. At the risk of sounding perverse, I look forward to most of your blogs too, and can usually tell when some-one has half inched your blog name!
Should be some good lines on this at PMQ’s next week.
Expect some real snorters.
8 minutes ago: “My presentation to Chinese Communist Party propagandists and officials from Information Ministry this morning http://t.co/uJPtsrF”
Had a butchers Guido, Quite good, Not sure about the Hauge angle tho Wasnt convinced then and not convinced now.
Keep it up tho Guido.
Who was paying for Ed Balls legal team? if the taxpayer is paying then he should hang his head in shame.
Its not only his head that should hang……
I see the BBC are attacking the Tory MP who made a very sensible statement about allowing disabled people to work for less than the minimum wage.
The BBC wank stains of course didn’t like this, but ignore the fact that disabled people find it far harder to get into work than able bodied. It’s no good some skinny homosexual BBC male prattling on about equality under the law, because even a BBC mong can see disabled people are far more likely to be unemployed. Allowing someone who is disabled to prove themselves is surely worth a small loss in earnings? Heck they could even top it up with benefits for say 6 months.
Can someone please explain why the BBC is populated with complete wank stains?
and how much does it cost to send that crippled BBC reporter on his special assignments, then pretend he is standing without the aid of a frame
He had a frame today.
“Statement on former constituency office in Normanton
A spokesperson for Ed Balls’ constituency office said:
“We are very pleased with the outcome of today’s case.
“We have said all along that there should be no payment of taxpayers’ money that is not justified which is why we contested Mr Sampson’s original claim for £7,739.
“Based upon his obligations in the lease Mr Balls offered to pay £983, primarily for redecoration costs. The court has in fact awarded him less than his offer – £830 plus costs. We are also pleased that the court has confirmed that Mr Sampson will have to pay back £1000 in overpaid rent to the taxpayer within the next fourteen days, as we have been asking him to do for some time.
“It is a pity that this matter had to come to the court, but it was important to protect the taxpayer from unjustified claims, as well as to ensure the overpaid rent was returned.”
Our victorious troops have inflicted heavy casualties on the advancing Russian hordes, whilst they moved back into previously prepared positions closer to Berlin.
We have always been at war with Eurasia.
“It is a pity that this matter had to come to the court, but it was important to protect the taxpayer from unjustified claims”
Indeed it was. Thanks Mr Sampson.
That can’t be true. It’s not like Guido to misrepresent the outcome of legal proceedings now is it?
Have a good weekend Balls
…’cos I know I will
New Thread.
A huge victory, just like Al Copone getting done for tax evasion.
‘He demanded £1,966 to cover the cost of redecoration, the lost alarm and the owed rent.
But Mr Balls refused and at one stage even suggested that Mr Sampson contact his local MP – who happens to be Yvette Cooper, Mr Balls’s wife.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004842/Ed-Balls-ordered-pay-landlord-1-000-filthy-constituency-office.html#ixzz1PZ1imVCd
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I mean. What a cnut!
Politics multiple choice.
1. If a Tory MP is cleared of a drunken pass. How long does the BBC take to cover the story. Is it:
A. 2 minutes.
B. 5 minutes.
C. 10 minutes.
D. 7 days.
2. If the Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls MP, loses a court case for an unpaid debt. When will the story appear on the BBC UK News website?
A. Six months after the event.
B. Nine months later.
C. Ten years time.
D. Never.
Well I know the answer to question 1 and it’s E “all of them”.
Get in! That might begin to show the arrogant bastard he’s not above the law and he has to observe what we mere mortals have to, viz, PAY YOUR BILLS YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!
Hang on. Didn’t he and his office say they were going to mount a ‘vigorous’ defence?
Yep. Really fantastic defence, that. Well done, Balls.
Bend over and suck it up – ha ha ha
Screw u Balls
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