June 10th, 2011

Boy George Off to the Bilderberg

Osborne must be getting used to his regular jaunts to Switzerland, but something tells Guido, despite the juicy details, that this weekend’s trip won’t be splashed across the papers. Once again George is heading off for a mini-break with his old friend Mandy, to the über-secretive Bilderberg Group annual get together.

Rubbing shoulders with the great and good from the financial and political worlds, Guido was a little surprised to see one of the new intake making the list. What could possibly have secured the enigmatic Rory “not a spook” Stewart an invite?


316 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    dont do to many lines George!

  2. 2
    Major Paddy says:

    Old connections!

  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Is this the place that some people say are full of reptile-like creatures, And what do they do?

    And what benifits/loses can be gained/lost from this meeting?

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    “Rory “not a spook” Stewart” being lined up as a future Tory leader?

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    “Rory “not a spook” Stewart” being lined up as a future Tory leader?

  6. 6

    “What could of possibly secured…”?

    Mr Fawkes, you must of had one too many.

    Perhaps Rory Stewart has already been selected by Bilderberg to succeed Mr Cameron ;o)

  7. 7
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m a Lamborghini.

  8. 8
    Jamie Oliver on BBC now says:

    Take a look at the pink pancake make-up. Delicious

  9. 9
    I says:

    I think you mean a Hamburger Geenie

  10. 10
    Daz Pearce says:

    Rory Stewart was the teenager who ran for a seat in the North East, right? Or maybe he just looked like one, who knows – either way if that’s the ‘young talent’ in the Tory Party then god help them…

    Given the amount of time they spend together and their not dissimilar appearance, anyone think Osborne might be Mandy’s lovechild – a lot of men ‘experiment’ with sexuality in their youth don’t they?

  11. 11
    Simon Harley says:

    What’s Rory going to do? Hike there?

  12. 12
    Spacker Brown says:

    Get a bit of Nokia up ya. I saved the world.

  13. 13
    Iloathlefties says:

    Whats the point of this group? Dreaming up more ways to tax/shaft/giveaway our money to third worlders?

  14. 14
    Shit British Car Competition says:

    My vote is for an Austin Allegro, in beige, with a vinyl roof, and the square steering wheel. Made on a Friday afternoon by Red Robbo.

  15. 15
    Fuck off back to Crapuania or Plopland or wherever the fuck you're from says:

    I love it when crooked east european gypsies come up to me asking for change. I always enjoy telling them no. And I always look on in disbelief at the gullible idiots who give them money.

  16. 16
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m a Skoda.

  17. 17
    Jamie Oliver on BBC now says:

    And my hair transplants I’m trying to hide under a wig

  18. 18
    Ollie Cromwell says:

    Could HAVE!

  19. 19
    I says:

    A k too many

  20. 20
    Order-Order Spokesman says:

    Its those Interns.

  21. 21
    I says:

    Ollie I think you will find you’re fighting a rearguard action.

  22. 22
    Burning Bridgen says:

    Sky has obtained footage of the aftermath of Bridgen perving on the woman. They say they won’t broadcast it because it’s distressing.

  23. 23
    Ollie Cromwell says:

    Crammer got in before me anyway.

  24. 24
    Goddess Watch says:

    Sky’s Paula Middlehurst has the sexy librarian/secretary look down pat.

  25. 25

    Why are the Chinese attending, but not the Japanese or anyone from India?
    I notice that loads of Yanks are going.

  26. 26
    S.B.S says:

    What is the Bilderderg group?

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    Torys – sex, Labour – money, never fails.

  28. 28
    Engineer says:

    Don’t be silly. Red Robbo seldom made anything – except trouble.

  29. 29
    carbon credit says:

    I think they were the skanks who dreamed up the ultimate, ‘tax on breathing’ scam.

  30. 30
    I says:

    Who is S.B.S. ?

  31. 31
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I am i reading to much into this tweet?

    HouseofTwits RT @eljmayes Cathy Newman of Channel 4 News states Ed Balls has been known to leave confidential documents in toilets.
    11 minutes ago · reply ·

  32. 32
    Ex-Conservative voter says:

    Good luck to him. What will be left of the Conservative Party after Dave’s finished wrecking it?

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    This is what you call a sexy librarian mate.

  34. 34
    The Joys of Socialism says:

    I think they only showed-up for work on Thursday afternoons (and then only so they could clock on to the nightshift and go to sleep).

  35. 35
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    The mind boggles. So Ed Balls was in the habit of – eugh – “leaking” documents to Toilets Maguire? Just how did he manage to leave them “in” Toilets Maguire, and shouldn’t that sort of thing be illegal?

  36. 36
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    You’re so sexy.

  37. 37
    India says:

    We’re building space-ships with the money Dave gives us.

  38. 38
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    The Bilderberg Anal reunion ?
    Somehow i don’t think it will be shoulders they will be rubbing

  39. 39
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Hello gorgeous x

  40. 40
    David Camoron says:

    It’s really super simple. Whenever I see a green shoot of recovery, I tax it to death and send the taxes to the third world, so you can all be proud of yourselves, what what.

    I love helping myself to your wages, and giving the money away. I know this is what you all want. Glow with pride, peasants!

    Toodle pip.

  41. 41
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Any friend of Mandy
    Is a friend of Slime !

  42. 42
    Anonymous says:

    Special Bumming Services.

  43. 43
    Little Boy George says:

    I must obey my Bilderburg masters. I must betray Britain.
    I must obey my Bilderburg masters. I must betray Britain.
    I must obey my Bilderburg masters. I must betray Britain.
    I must obey my Bilderburg masters. I must betray Britain.
    I must obey my Bilderburg masters. I must betray Britain.

    Is that enough?

  44. 44
    EC1 PhD says:

    Betwixt a Twitter’s Twit and a Twitterand’s Wit, stand neither milliseconds nor millibands. Billy’s the fastest drawers in the West.

  45. 45
    That's it in a nutshell. says:

    Obviously, ministers in a democratic government should be members of secret societies, where secret deals are made.

    In the spirit of openness and democracy.

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    Was Gorgon Brown ever invited to mix with the world rulers ?

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    Yep, he was assigned with the task of wrecking Britain, and what a fucking good job he did.

  48. 48
    Little Boy George says:

    We stitch you up, to our benefit, and your loss (obviously).

    And then every 5 years we give you the opportunity deliver a judgement on our performance.. which we’ve done our best to hide from you.

  49. 49
    Trylateralistfreemasonbilderberger says:

    Says stop worrying and pay your taxes to keep us in the luxury we;re accostomed to !! Proles !!!

  50. 50
    I Wish I was a Bilderberger says says:

    I wish I was a Bilderberger……..

  51. 51
    Major Paddy says:

    Ultimately the bondholders of the IMF,looking out for their extortions/investments, take your pick

  52. 52
    Steve Miliband says:

    I thought it was in the Netherlands.

  53. 53
    Steve Miliband says:

    He has lost The Mirror

  54. 54

    I hope this time no rent boys get hand cuffed to radiators!

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    Would it involve charley and buggery?

  56. 56
    Steve Miliband says:

    He was spotted in the kitchens once. Oh and a broom cupboard with Big Al

  57. 57
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Roses Macth Tight.

    Come on Lancashire!!!!!

  58. 58
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    dont forget the golf buggy with Bush.

  59. 59
    Order-Order Spokesman says:

    This is a family blog.

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    The Tories would be “very happy” to consider same-sex marriage if elected, George Osborne has told gay activists.
    The shadow chancellor met gay rights leaders including Peter Tatchell ahead of a protest outside Conservative campaign HQ by equality campaigners.
    Mr Osborne said the modern Tories had changed, and “we have real policies to advance equality”.

  61. 61
    I Wish I was a Bilderberger says says:

    The Dark Lord will attend because he is one of “them”; “Boy George” will attend because he has been ordered to, and wants to be one of “them” !! By “them”, I don’t mean a homosexual, I mean one of “them” that want to rule the world ! Although it wouldn’t neccessaraly hurt his chances if he was homosexual !

  62. 62
    Chuck Innitallaway says:

    A Ford Edsel, you mean.

  63. 63

    For Mad Frankie Haddock

    Have you been away mate? I saved this for you. I decided I wanted to encourage the art of saxophone in the younger generation.

    http://tinyurl.com/68kbxkd

    (I don’t want anyone else looking at this picture, now. You are on your honour…)

  64. 64
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m a Fiat Uno.

  65. 65
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    bollocks, Lost in the last over!!!!

  66. 66
    The Angry Aberdonian says:

    It’s an organisation dedicated to ensuring that society “is properly structured and tiered”. Their guiding principle is (and I quote) “Those not beholden unto the State, are not dependant on the State. And those not dependant on the State, are enemies of the State”.

    Osborne’s been a member for years, while “call me Dave” only joined in 2007.

    Herman Van Rompuy is another famous member – if famous is the correct word for such a silly little man.

  67. 67
    Blimey says:

    Thats it George, You will be reminded that we can not have a referendum on the EU or its treaties, but you already know that anyway. You will no doubt get a pat on the head for the foreign aid give away and of course any clamp down on immigration must only be cosmetic.

  68. 68
    Project Vulva says:

    We should hope not. He’s a twat.

  69. 69
    Tachybaptus says:

    In ‘the great and good from the financial and political worlds’,
    for ‘great’ read ‘notorious’,
    for ‘good’ read ‘bad’.

  70. 70
    Blinky should get battered says:

    The news showed Balls at a charity cricket match today. All those bats and not a single one put to proper use. What a waste.

  71. 71
    the cricket burger says:

  72. 72
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    At fuckin Lords as well!!!!!

    did they show the drop catches?

  73. 73
    Glen or Glenda says:

    It’s sad that she went from this…

    …to this…

  74. 74
    Gordon B-b-brown says:

    I’ve never b-b-believed in b-b-lending, only in b-b-borrowing.

  75. 75
    labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    I don’t think he’s the ‘bush’ type, more a ‘cosh’ sorta guy.

  76. 76
    batty boy says:

    Awww bless….

  77. 77
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I want some :-)

  78. 78
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Bumbaclart!

  79. 79
    labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    I think the people of Morley and Outwood droped a bolluck when they elected it.

  80. 80
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Dont you mean , He is not a bush type more o`bummer type?

  81. 81
    Hnadycock (Teen fondler) says:

    Why did you never ask me to join Paddy? After all you made me Shadow Defence Minister, when you were Leader, and, recommended me for a CBE for charitable services, even though I was sacked by the charity that employed me?

  82. 82
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Their voting was done for em.

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    And what a fucking family it is.

  84. 84
    Nathaniel Rothschild says:

    We Rothschilds have always, and still do run the world. Governments and politicians (other than the ones we choose to do our bidding) are just incompetent, troughing twats, that you proles deserve.

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    So is Mandy a member?
    Does he actually have a job at the moment?

  86. 86
    Matt L Segundo says:

    You belong on the Discard pile.

  87. 87
    Anonymous says:

    Ooer….

  88. 88
    Handycock (Teen Fondler), and No1 Trougher in Parliament says:

    Can I join and are young girls involved?

  89. 89
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Many a true word spoken in jest.

  90. 90
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I thought he had set a consulting firm ?

  91. 91
    John Prescott says:

    Jo Brand hosting Have I Got News For You. Phwooar!

  92. 92
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Hi mate
    yes i’ve been down the mines again in Cumbria
    and as for the picture

    “I Did Not Have SAX With That Woman” !

    But if she offers ?

  93. 93
    spaceship waller says:

    We’re being almost there, just keep sendings the cash, isn’t it?

  94. 94
    McDONALDS says:

    The Multiple BilderBerger with Cheese “We’re Loving it !

    MFHsoC

  95. 95
    Anonymous says:

    Can’t be Billy, spelt ‘their’ right.

  96. 96
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Jo Brand the other week on radio said :
    “I’ve just bought a new bikini and i look feckin awful in it !
    I’don’t know why !

  97. 97
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    They call themselves “The world rulers” Because
    they give each other “Lots of inches”!

  98. 98
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Maybe i am improving???

  99. 99
    David Camoron says:

    It’s important that I give your wages to India. It makes you feel proud.

  100. 100
    David Camoron says:

    I’ll put George down as “probably a kweer”.

  101. 101
    Raving Loon says:

    You would have thought that the most significant gathering of world power brokers would be in the news. But it’s not. Nothing at all. Why?

  102. 102
    Troughing cunt infestation says:

    He’s a Lord. He gets £300 per day just to show up, sign on and piss off.

    Plus he’s a “Consultant”. Like anyone would want to seek the advice of a man who thinks it a great idea to shove his willy up another man’s bottom.

  103. 103
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Not allowed to film the funny handshake.

  104. 104
    trannie spotter says:

    Has anybody ever seen Jo Brand and John Sergeant in the same room? Thought not.

  105. 105
    Engineer says:

    I know. It’s the kipper tie and the copy of Machinery’s Handbook I’m clutching that does it.

  106. 106
    E Zafiddla says:

    Crooks don’t HAVE jobs, crooks DO jobs.

  107. 107
    nell says:

    No doubt georgie and mandy will be discussing that head of WTO job that cameron wants to give to mandy next year.

    I wonder whether mandy will be bringing his special friend saifalislam; although maybe he’s a bit busy dodging blackhawkhelicopters at the moment.

  108. 108
    I don't need no doctor says:

    No bitching girls!

  109. 109
    Up sh1t creek says:

    The New World Order and spread of it’s Communism is at risk of falling apart. We must steal more of the little people wages and savings in taxes to prop up our ponzi economics. Us bankers and politicians have to stick together. Without us, where would you little people be!?

    Viva NWO Communism!

  110. 110
    Ratsniffer says:

    What IS Bilderberg? If I look it up on the net all I get is conspiracy theories about lizards, aliens, freemasons, bankers, etc. A rational explanation appreciated.

  111. 111
    I detest Cameron says:

    Because the media are fucking bought arseholes.

  112. 112
    Col D Steele says:

    The nether regions will certainly be involved.

  113. 113
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    That wasnt consipery theroys , it was the truth.

  114. 114
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Does Mandy ever stop widning the circle of his friends?

  115. 115
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Oh the disinfectant of sunlight, what a smell!

  116. 116
    Keithella Chegwin says:

    Florence of Belgravia

  117. 117
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m a Humvee.

  118. 118

    Did you know that it is Emily Nomates’ birthday today?

    We should have laid on something for her…

  119. 119
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    We should have “laid her” on something !
    lol !

    We could even have laid on “A Roast”

  120. 120

    I do not indulge in sexual deviations such as Bacon Lettuce and Tomato.

  121. 121
    Raving Loon says:

    And they own the Bank of England.

  122. 122
    The Daily Mailygraph says:

    We like to report new Google Doodles.

    hur hur hur.

  123. 123
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    suttonnick Tomorrow’s Guardian front page – “The speech David Miliband would have given – if he’d won” http://twitpic.com/59paba
    about 1 minute ago · reply · retweet · favorite

  124. 124
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Was a sockpuppet cat.

  125. 125

    Frankie! Decorum please. This is a family blog. People like Ryan Giggs read it.

    Now a succulent spit roast would be most enjoyable in this weather.

  126. 126
    I says:

    Billy ‘itt ‘ has 2 ts in itt, initt

  127. 127
    Enhance the communiteh experience says:

    It’s not a family. It’s a “community.”

  128. 128
    I says:

    Buzz off

  129. 129

    I realise that, Billy. I play them with a straight bat. They would not know the meaning of the term straight, let alone bat.

  130. 130
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Oh my sausage is too hot !
    I wonder if Emily would Blow it for me ?

  131. 131
    nell says:

    Billy are you sure, with that spelling, that you’re not gordon?!

  132. 132
    Dylan says:

    There’s no success like failure and failure’s no success at all.

  133. 133
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Straight out the MCC coaching manual, Well played :-)

  134. 134
    David Camoron says:

    My real policy to advance equality.

    Britain gets fu*cked by cuts, whilst foreign 3rd-world countries get sprayed with British cash.

    How’s that for equality? Makes you feel proud, doesn’t it?

    Toodle pip.

  135. 135
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Ouch, Thats low, Thats bowling underarm :-)

  136. 136
    Maximus says:

    The Japanese economy is not going anywhere and the Indian economy has barely started revving. The US economy… it doesn’t matter what the US economy is doing. Have you got that?

    P.S. Do you have some skinned beaver for me?

  137. 137
    Billy Bowden is the greatest tosser ever ! says:

    Hopefully you will be losing your benefits you tosser

  138. 138
    nell says:

    Now isn’t that convenient?

    The graudian has just been given a leaked copy of the speech davemilitwit, labour’s messiah or at least so he thinks, would have given if he had been elected labour leader; in which he says labour musn’t underestimate the problem with the deficit if they want to win back public confidence.

    And this just a day after the telegraph was given leaked documents showing what a backstabbing, disloyal, untrustworthy, treachorous cabal edmilitwit and bullyballs and friends of the brownite labour school of thought are!!!

    The bliarites are fighting back!!

  139. 139
    Another Engineer says:

    More Telegraph dynamite:

    http://s.telegraph.co.uk/graphics/viewer.html?doc=202870-a-memo-sent-to-ed-balls-setting-out-the-internal

    “We’ve spent all this money, but what have we got for it?”

  140. 140
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    @ BBitGUE and Engr above (can’t reply directly)

    Engineering and sexy are not two concepts I’d ever normally consider together, but there was one occasion on a f*cking hot day when my Challenger needed a turret ball bearing race lube job in the middle of a live firing exercise. Normally a crew task, but for some reason I can’t remember we had a REME wagon pull up and a little blonde hottie jumped over to do it. About 50 degrees inside the turret, she was there sweating away in half undone covvies trying to squirt XG 279 into various grease nipples. Wafts of hot grease, sweat, cute blonde with her arse in the air and tits trying to get out… I nearly signed on for another 3 years at that point, I tell you.

    Happy days.

  141. 141
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    fuckin Hell, Bang to rights!

  142. 142
    Meet the new aristocracy says:

    They seem to be a secretive, influential ‘think tank’ of the great and good pushing a globalist, post-democratic agenda.

    All for our benefit, of course.

  143. 143
    Maximus says:

    Simples. G**gle “Deed Poll” or “Statutory Declaration”. Watch out for falling masonry.

  144. 144
    nell says:

    Sorry Billy!

    Nobody who loves cricket like you do could be remotely considered one of the charmless, mathematically inept, labourite clan.

    Ermm thats – that’s?

  145. 145
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    George and Peter – a right pair of cnuts.

    The only real difference between them is that Osborne’s arse isn’t bleeding when he wakes up in the morning

  146. 146
    Maximus says:

    So I surmise that the very public spat a couple of years ago between George the Biscuit and the Lord of Fey Boy and Hartlepool was nothing more serious than the petulant tiff you might expect from a couple of rent boys over who should get to sit on someone’s errrr knee on a yacht parked off Greece.

  147. 147
    nell says:

    One thing mandy and georgie have in common ……..they both despise bullyballs.

  148. 148
    Everyone else says:

    Yawn…

    zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz

  149. 149
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Me , Labour?

    The others may be true , But Labour (Faints)

  150. 150
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Each to there own….

  151. 151
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    and 95% of the commons

  152. 152
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    BWT

    It was a sockpuppet, Not real Billy.

  153. 153
    EUSSR DEMOLITION SUPPORTER says:

    From what we are reading recently about politics and in particular UK politics.
    It does appear that the whole shebang is a complete and utter cesspit of lies,innuendo and frankly utter shite.
    How the hell peoples of this world who have an inkling of what goes on in their name is frankly beyond me.
    What in heavens name has wallpaper Osborne got in common with a shyster twice sacked con merchant.
    Politics it seems to me is now a dedicated bunch of individuals who are hell bent on imposing their values on the majority of peoples who inhabit this planet.
    If I stick to the politics of this country,what do we see? double dealing and crap being fed to the sheeple on a grand scale.
    Camoron- snakeoil salesman,an elitist tosser.
    Clegg- a complete and utter opportunist.
    Red Ed- a marxist bred dyed in the wool tosser,who is going to be a loser.
    Ballsup,well judge for yourselves sheeple what you see according to reports today of this ar—les excuses.
    Make no mistake about it sheeple you are now seeing the ruling classes grinding you down to subservient slaves completely under their control.

  154. 154
    EUSSR DEMOLITION SUPPORTER says:

    Not surprised at the awaiting mod,maybe the truth hurts.

  155. 155

    I went to boarding school with one of the current Bilderberger’s, nice chap I used to suck him off in the communal showers after rugger.

  156. 156
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Peter Hain making a total mong of himself again Newsnight and the BBC trying to compare Red Ed to Obama (well both are cock suckers for sure)

    However, we do have Tory totty Elizabeth Truss on. Yum yum.

  157. 157
    Sorearse says:

    I agree with that whole arsedly.

  158. 158
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    No, Its a auto mod, Cant give ya hints how to beat it because GF deletes the tips.

  159. 159
    Sorearse Peter says:

    I agree with that whole arsedly.

  160. 160
    EUSSR DEMOLITION SUPPORTER says:

    The EUSSR and it’s marxist agenda needs knocking for a lost ball.
    This mish mash bunch of communist tossers who shit their pants when communism was seen to be nothing more than state capitalism which hit the buffers,then saw their dream collapse.
    Sheeple wake up see what is being foisted onto you by these arseh–les whose agenda is world control,you were not born to be exploited like this,make your views known via the net,like they are doing in other places which is causing bib big problems for the rule the world mob.

  161. 161
    Lard Presc'unt says:

    Looking at the nancy boy and his career I assume his jollys come from being rear ended by a fit younger man. I suspect my arm could fit up his arse to the bicep without even a wince.

  162. 162
    Down With Brown! says:

    Stating the obvious:

    Water is wet
    Bears shit in woods
    Brown and Balls wasted billions

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/8569367/Labour-spending-Gordon-Brown-and-Ed-Balls-ignored-warnings-and-wasted-billions.html

  163. 163
    nell says:

    Exactly, and anyway I know Billy likes my low slung wrinkly dog eared baps.

  164. 164
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Hang em!

  165. 165
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  166. 166
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  167. 167
    Newnight Wank says:

    I want Emily Maitlis to sit on my face, its the red shoes she had on tonight started me off the fucking dirty bitch!

  168. 168
    Ratsniffer says:

    Thought so.

  169. 169
    Moley says:

    The money being given to India is being borrowed; we don’t have it.

    It will be paid for by impoverishing our children and grandchildren; they are the ones who will be left to pay off Cameron’s debts.

  170. 170
    AC1 says:

    It’s a sunshine Bus.

  171. 171
    AC1 says:

    Don’t be naive. There’s more than one NWO (and OWO) team fighting it out to own us.

  172. 172
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    TAT haven’t you got some little girl’s bike seats to sniff ?

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    Mildly flattered that you should think me that posh to go to a boarding school and mix with Bilderberg types. It is not so. Neither did I never developed your tastes, which appear to be rather obsessive.

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    Ken "Proper Rape" Clarke says:

    A serial rapist who attacked women walking home in the early hours of the morning, has been jailed indefinitely for public protection.

    Defending Dugbazah, Gary Rutter said the defendant came to the UK illegally in 1999 at the age of 16 from Ghana.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-13728530

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    Mіldly flаttеrеd thаt yоυ shоυld thіnk mе thаt pоsh tо gо tо а bоаrdіng schооl аnd mіx wіth Bіldеrbеrg typеs. Іt іs nоt sо. Nеіthеr dіd І nеvеr dеvеlоpеd yоυr tаstеs, whіch аppеаr tо bе rаthеr оbsеssіvе.

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    whocares says:

    Do not criticise your betters. Old saying by thieving Mandy.
    We all piss in the same pot but some are bigger rsoles than others. Ozzy Osborne

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    Mercian says:

    Osborne should be careful. He might catch gay.

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    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Clever. Very clever.

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    If he’s a boarding school boy like me that all happened a very long time ago.

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    Anonymous says:

    As it stands we are all c unted

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    Bugger you! – sock…

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    Wanker shit for brains watch says:

    Dear ken proper rape etc
    I’m so glad you pointed out that no Rapes, indeed no crime is ever committed by White natural born Englishmen. Thank you for your enlightened wisdom.

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    Redberry says:

    Visiting the old Arnhem battlefield last year, we stayed at the Bilderberg. The funny thing is, there’s not a single mention of the Bilderberg meeting anywhere in the hotel, no commemoration, no photographs, nowt. When you ask the staff about it, they look slightly panicky, then slightly shamefaced, then they charge you £43.50 for a double whisky before sidling off crab-style up the corridor. Never trust the Dutch, that’s what my old man used to say.

  187. 187
    Anonymous says:

    Operation Sea Lion is now complete and can be announced.

    ECHR !

    Clever eh !

  188. 188
    Politics for dummies says:

    So, essentially it comes down to this…..what, is the difference between a Labour led Civil Service and a Conservative one ?

  189. 189
    Sigmund's Online Psychological Help Services says:

    Arrr I now see, I’m afraid it’s a simple case of Freudian slip Mr Schrödinger.
    You see the double negative of your last scentance reveals the truth of your current predicament, with intellectualisation obviously being the primary defence mechanism at play here.

    I would suggest to you regular visits to your local psychiatrist with the main initial discussions concentrating on ones sexuality and history thereof.

    Lebewohl, und viel Glück!

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    You have never had real sex, have you says:

    You have to look at her shoes cause she is an ugly c unt

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    Ratsniffer says:

    I bet you would give the half a chance.

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Oh i forgot ! Didn’t Call me Dave promise us another enquiry
    into the death of David Kelly ?

    ah but there was an election looming !

    Lying wanker !

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    Anonymous says:

    Maybe but our Henry just thinks you are just another useless eater like the rest of us

  194. 194
    Anonymous says:

    ignorance is knowlegde, War is Peace etc . . . . . .

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    What is about – see http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/hardtruth/silentweaponsforquietwars.htm

    http://www.educatinghumanity.com/2011/06/bilderberg-their-secrets-and-rules.html

    http://bilderberg2011.com/

    http://www.bilderberg.org/bilder.htm

    https://deeppoliticsforum.com/forums/showthread.php?862-Bilderbergers/page4

    as is Agenda 21 and common purpose does similar screwing up of society for the EUSSR and their kin – google ‘cpexposed’ and ‘stopcp’ – all undemocratic and operate in the shadows. in any event Democracy is a con as a similar policy is effectively carried on no matter what the colour is

    Note the Biased Broadcasting Clowns had a wee pop at Bilderberg ‘conspiracy nuts’ on Radio 5 on Friday Morning – predictable propaganda not a surprise really given the ‘promised discretion’ provided by mainstream media until the alternative media bust it into the open . . . http://vigilantcitizen.com/latestnews/bbcs-disinfo-piece-bilderberg-mystery-why-do-people-believe-in-cabals/

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    Wubbleyou Shakespeer says:

    As I said in 1593 – If music be the food of love, play on etc…

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    K94QR says:

    It’s…

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    K94QR says:

    …because it’s sub judice.

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    That Bloody Greek says:

    Let’s hope you got foreign electrical contractors to do the wiring.

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    Godfer Dommer says:

    Does that explain why the Queen of the Netherlands is on the list of attendees???

  202. 202
    K94QR says:

    Helloo??!!! Because Cheryl Cole’s spat with Simon Cowell isn’t over yet.

    This is what the great British public want to read about, not some fuddy duddy old bankers.

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    Godfer Dommer says:

    “scentance”? Frankly, your spelling stinks…

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    William Hague says:

    I realise these people are undesirable and their criminal activities cause great distress, but I would like to reassure you that Britain is a sovereign nation, so I can deport them whenever I like.

    Honest.

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    Unelected Emperor Herman van Rumpypumpy says:

    Nothing.

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    Little Boy George says:

    And 99% of the British population.

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    One thing for sure – you can expect the results to have a global effect – perhaps they will even be looking at the budget for spraying all you nice sheeple.

    What are they spraying? well lookee here:

    It all links into the UN plan for world government and much population reduction –

    “To achieve One World Government it is necessary to remove from the minds of men their individualism, their loyalty to family traditions and national identification.”

    – Brock Chisolm, when director of UN World Health Organisation

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    BrazilNut Cluster says:

    its a coterie of nutters and several others…bless them all including that fruitcake umpire

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    Ignorant Prick Alert says:

    Rape is endemic in most third world cultures doncha know? Apparently not.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    +1

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    Yes, I would – but not in the way you derive enjoyment from, sock-Ratsniffer.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    So is Dave, haven’t you noticed yet?

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    Aunt Hilda says:

    more of a lambretta with pedals really but always was guilty of over egging the cliches

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    Yvette wouldn't recognise the truth if it valeted her volvo says:

    …..a lot of men ‘experiment’ with their intellect in their youth…in your case obviously time wasted

  215. 215
    Archer Karcher says:

    I believe the term ‘I was only obeying orders’ is no defence in law.

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    Ugly Frog shafts Mole...impoverished young eat mothers says:

    ‘overseas aid will impoverish our children’….save the fairytales for your mates down the strumpit and suit moley

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    My Hofstadterian playfulness made me smile when I read his Freudian slip, Mr Dommer.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Just as Omaha has been told to do to America and a bang on job he is doing for his masters too.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Correct.

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    Loosestools says:

    b-b-bugger off tosser

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    LBW on me head son says:

    was he bollocks before wicket or caught behind ?

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Don’t worry your silly head about it, it’s just a friendly natter among mates, nothing more. Why everyone who attends comes out with identical political and financial agendas, is purely coincidence.
    Now go back to watching Britains Got Talent will you.

  223. 223
    Oxford Concise says:

    don’t flatter yourself bumbrush

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    thats a blow beneath the belt says:

    what a pair of mooses

  225. 225
    Archer Karcher says:

    The lizard ‘loons’ are there for a reason, they are a distraction from close scrutiny.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    It’s ALL spin, believe that shit and you will believe anything.

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    why are your trousers around your ankles ? says:

    so mote you be billy…cricket bats anyone or just a good mauling more appropriate ?

  228. 228
    Archer Karcher says:

    First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win.

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    The Large 40DDs have it the large ones have it says:

    far too much information nellie… children read this

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    pussies are suckers for a lick says:

    the only saving grace Cat is that from what you say he might have showered first…

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    from the very discreet opulent offices of the Prime Mincer says:

    you know I’m a sucker for fancy liquors in foreign climes…now if you’ll excuse me I just going study my brazilian before I enjoy my first large one.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    BEN BROGAN IS A SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Archer Karcher says:

    So are we borrowing the DfID budget or not? If we are, who is going to have to pay for Cameron’s largesse eventually, Santa? The Seven Dwarfs? Or us and our children?

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    Thank you Mr lick but I have to disappoint you. I was never a player of rugger, nor a bugger, nor even a rugger bugger.

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    Tel Itlikeitis says:

    Pretty much, although the third world itself doesn’t actually benefit.
    Basically, they’re a bunch of crooks.

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    Have that Bilder washed scrubbed and sent to my Berg immediately says:

    jolly nice weekend jaunt for a bit of hob knobbing with the great and extremely wealthy…the Prime Mincer will be on his finest slippery form no doubt

  237. 237
    Sphinx says:

    Love the way the Today programme is helping poor Balls and trying desperately to underestimate the Telegraph revelations

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    Busted flush says:

    There was no plop. I am too busy rewriting history.

  239. 239
    Eamonn U Ensis says:

    A bit like trying to stop the Titanic sinking as the good ship “Balls” is holed beneath the water-line by the Telegraph’s Iceberg !!! Whoop ! Whoop ! Whoop ! Abandon Ship !! Abandon Ship !!She’s going down Cap’n !! Man the lifeboats !! Form a dis-orderly queue !! Labour Politicians and BBC Reporters first !!!! Stop pushing madam !!!

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    pussies are suckers for a lick says:

    thank goodness Mr Cat.. I thought it a tad out of character

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    Jolly Todger says:

    Freak. My old man doesn’t talk.

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    Nu Lav Lickspittles says:

    Of course it’s the Blairites trying to gain control of the Liebour Party again.
    They still have massive influence on the news media in this country. The Telegraph, under the Barclay brothers, has become closet Labour. The attempt to undermine Dead Milliband and Ed Bollocks is being organised because we are 4 years from an election (probably) and those two are shockingly unelectable, so the Bliarites and their allies want to see them removed and replaced by more convincing bullshitters who will have enough time to convince the dumb-ass vote (with much help from the BBC). The Union masters, however, are unlikely to allow that on principle if it comes from the “Tory” press.
    Hopefully, the result will just be a public punch-up between the two factions of the Liebour Party making them even more unelectable than they already are and end in electoral oblivion for them.
    And in fairness, all this coup sh1t won’t exactly shock anyone. Trying to make Ed Balls resign because he was doing what politicians do, seems a pointless excercise to most people.

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    Anonymous says:

    Mr Gates also criticised European governments for failing to reform their armed forces to make them useful on the front line. Despite having more than two million troops in uniform, non-US Nato states had struggled to sustain 25,000 to 45,000 troops in Afghanistan, he said. “Not just in boots on the ground, but in crucial support assets such as helicopters, transport aircraft, maintenance, intelligence, surveillance and reconnaissance”.
    After leading the initial bombardment of Libya in March, America reduced its effort, leaving Britain and France to take the lead. European governments have since pleaded with America to increase its involvement again, a call Mr Gates mocked.
    “The mightiest military alliance in history is only 11 weeks into an operation against a poorly armed regime in a sparsely populated country — yet many allies are beginning to run short of munitions, requiring the US, once more, to make up the difference,” he said.

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    I think Primark must have had a job-lot of socks for sale recently. Everyone has been making puppets from them.

  245. 245
    John Bull says:

    MATHEMATICS GCSE EXAM 2011

    If Mahatama has 2 apples and Sindeepa has 3 bananas

    how long does it take for them to breed and overrun Britain?

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    Dire Straights says:

    whilst these fascist scum enjoy the so-called high life disabled people in the fascist uk are coming in for a bit of ‘treatment’

    http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/

    what sort of fucking country is this???

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    K94QR says:

    Big consolation to the victim is that. If the government had done its job the rapist would not have been able to commit his crime. At least not here.

    What are you saying, that if he had been in Ghana where he should have been, then a white man would have done it anyway?

    Bollocks.

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    pussies are suckers for a lick says:

    bird going away ….I prefer wolfords

  249. 249
    marginally confused says:

    what are sock puppets ?

  250. 250
    avoid other people's children at all costs says:

    and even more blog on it

  251. 251
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Call me Dave has offered “Help” to Colonel Gadaffi if he wants to leave Libya !
    Is there no end to this man idiotic give aways to people who are already wealthy ?

    yesterday it was announced that weekly bin collections would not be re introduced
    (Another Lie) to get his foot in the door of NO 10

    Dave your pants are on fire and you should go !

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    Ugly Frog shafts Mole...impoverished young eat mothers says:

    oh very drole archer…stick to writing crummy novels about carwashers. alternative narrative…cancel all aid and fodder the great unwashed…gone to fairyland again twat

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    False flag may be a more accurate description but the convention here app_ears to accept the term sockpuppet.

    Ref Wiki:

    False flag (aka Black Flag) operations are covert operations designed to deceive the public in such a way that the operations app_ear as though they are being carried out by other entities.

  254. 254
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha !
    Talk your way out of this one Blinky !
    Telegraph has published yet more documents this time how Balls and Brown ignored public spending warnings and continued to squander billions of pounds

  255. 255
    Anonymous says:

    British aid money was used by an African dictator to buy a £30million jet, it emerged last night.
    Ugandan president Yoweri Museveni bought the top-of-the-range Gulfstream G550 private plane in the same year ministers gave his poverty- ravaged country £70million.
    During the same period Uganda also received around £57million from the UK through the European Union.
    The autocratic 67-year-old leader – currently facing criticism for launching a violent crackdown against protesters demanding an Egyptian-style uprising – received the cash under the Labour government in 2008-09.
    Mr Museveni, who fought an election with posters depicting him as Rambo, bought the new 562mph plane while millions of civilians struggled to feed themselves.
    The Gulfstream G550 can carry 18 passengers in comfort and has been dubbed the ‘world’s most versatile and stylish ultra-long-range jet’.

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    The Tory MP was fitter, Maitlis has a face for radio and a brain for a mong. She’s the one who asked if earthquakes had seasons.

  257. 257
    Nemo says:

    They are just good friends, now where have I heard that one before

  258. 258
    Nemo says:

    It was the same under the last lot, things don’t change

  259. 259
    STAR WALLER says:

    I will be owner of first Kebab house on moon

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    Nemo says:

    Rory Stewart who on earth is he, sounds like another Jock, haven’t we had enough Jock sounding names in the last 30 years, Boy George is some sort of Irishman. What’s happened to good English sounding names in politics in this country?

  261. 261
    The BISHOP ROGER ALLBOYS says:

    Has Guido gone to the Bilderberg gay fuckfest in Swizzyland ?

  262. 262
    Raving Loon says:

    Regarding the quote of the day, there may be some recognition of the defecit, but we run a defecit every year don’t we? Why is there no recognition of the national DEBT? Surely a figure of £1-4tn (depending on what figure you prefer to use) is a bigger issue than the ~ £155bn defecit that we have? Why is MSM economic news reporting so universally shit?

  263. 263
    nell says:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/matthew-norman/8569331/Eds-sorry-plot-was-more-Trabant-than-Volvo.html

    I see the bliarite/brownite Labour War II is hotting up nicely and I think, in a mother-son sort of way mattnorman of the dt is a darling hitting his labour characterisations perfectly on the head.

    Of bullyballs he says ” a venomous puff adder slithering sibilantly through the Westminster undergrowth ……..a face like chucky the killer doll in child’s play movie”

    How perfectly apt!!

  264. 264
    Nemo says:

    There you are Billy you are so popular that folks are pinching your moniker, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

  265. 265
    The BISHOP ROGER ALLBOYS says:

    Balls was becoming a major threat to the unions and Wed Ed’s Weedership !
    so yet again the Labour party Dirty trick’s dept !
    goes into it’s archive and releases these documents to take him down a notch

  266. 266
    Nemo says:

    Little Willy Hague was the darling of the a Tory conference in the 1970’s

  267. 267
    Nemo says:

    No Gordy a Travant a smokey, spluttering, 2 stoke car

  268. 268
    Archbishop Rowan Williams says:

    I am Gordon Brown

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Come On Guido, Telegraph ripping Balls a new arsehole.

  270. 270
    Nemo says:

    No Tories and Liebor – money and sex in sack fulls, the tories seem to have the edge in sexploits, but it is the ones that have not come to light that might tip the balance, afterall who would have thought it of Little Johnny Major Ball, most people thought he was like his spitting image puppet pushing peas around on his plate.

  271. 271
    Nemo says:

    Sigh here we go again thought police again

  272. 272
    Eeu to me says:

    Oh thought it was the war criminal Bliar trying to get another highly paid job number with taxpayers money by the wagon load and the other criminal Brown stains trying to go for the same job, but with war criminal Bliar upping his chance by opening up his dirty trick files on Brown shite.

  273. 273
    spellcheck says:

    aresoul

  274. 274
    i says:

    You’ll only get the Saturday Seven.

  275. 275
    Gordon Brown says:

    I used to be but now I’m a Disability Scooter

  276. 276
    Dire Straights says:

    as the unelected royals pat their friends on the back with little awards for bravery in the face of australian bowlers thousands of people are made homeless, thousands are losing their jobs, many more are pushed into poverty as the country goes down the pan.

    a big thank youi to politicians, liars and cheats everywhere

  277. 277
    I says:

    Giggs to have Sex Therapy. Should get Text Therapy

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    dunno, Last few sats we had a few stories a day, With all this Balls stuff they useally save the best bits for sunday so i wonder what coming next for Balls?

  279. 279
    I fancy Sky's Paula Middlehurst says:

    Has bbc news reported on the new revelations about Brown and Balls ignoring advice and spending £90 billion?

  280. 280
    Britain is fucked says:

    All those years of Labour’s social engineering resulted in failure.

    Yesterday in the high street I overheard two indignant girls in their late teens:

    Girl 1: “The buses are like full of old people. There’s no where for people like me to sit.”

    Girl 2: “I know. And if you’ve got a seat they like expect you to give up your seat for them.”

    G1: “They like shouldn’t let old people use buses.”

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    Sarah Ferguson says:

    A DEPARTMENT store worker has been awarded a record £58million after her boss slapped her around the head with his penis in the stockroom.

    Some girls get all the luck

  282. 282
    The Handycock Part II says:

  283. 283
    Rebecca the Fecker says:

    A really funny Rich and Mark cartoon in under development, no doubt.

    Featuring an unidentifiable caricature that’s supposed to be Balls but actually looks more like the Elephant Man.

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    We are right to question says:

    Compared to the wall-to-wall coverage given to the G8 or G20 conferences, the MSM are strangely silent when it comes to the annual Bilderberger shin digs. You’ll be hard put to find any serious mention of it in the Torygraph or Mail.

    So is it any wonder people start asking questions?

    International meetings of the great and good, held behind closed doors and with a virtual news blackout do nothing for open government, democracy and transparency.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Politics is the home of the sexully repressed and nutters.

  286. 286
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “A really funny Rich and Mark cartoon in under development,”

    Yes , we have been hoping that for years now….

  287. 287
    Archer Karcher says:

    Things don’t change because they do not work for us any more. They all work for other masters these days.

  288. 288
    Jess The Dog says:

    No one from China at this dying influence-group meeting. It can’t last much longer.

    The egregious and precocious Rory Stewart would be better advised to spend more time with his constituents and the Conservative party, rather than trading off spook connections. Neither are particularly happy with him, he will either need to keep his seat or be given a safer one, and we all know what follows hubris.

  289. 289
    Eamonn U Ensis says:

    Doesn’t surprise me one little bit…you only having to see the number of able-bodied selfish c*nts who park in disabled places outside anywhere cos’ they’re too fucking lazy to walk a few yards thus depriving the disabled of much needed accessibility….my wife is disabled and I once remonstrated with one driver(woman)who had parked her 4×4(co’s I need a big bloody car to protect my kids from traffic dont I mentality)in disabled bay outside local supermarket…no sign of blue badge orthat she was disabled ether….her answer….I need to park somewhere !!!! I have kids you know Yeah I said and there’s about 6 mother and children spaces 20 yards over there…can’t you park in them ? No I need to be near the door cos’ my toddler’s in the car and I need to see her whilst I’m in shop(2 strikes there then inconsiderate to disabled and possible neglect of child etc etc)There’s plenty of spaces over there can’t you see ??(pointing to non disabled parking)some 30 yards away….no apology or fucking shame…as my wife struggled to get out of car into wheelchair….welcome to Great Britain..and it’s non-existent “Big Society” in action….

  290. 290
    Archer Karcher says:

    I take that as ‘us and our children’ thank you very much Cameron, you snivelling, grovelling c’nut.

  291. 291
    Archer Karcher says:

    You are being unfair Emperor Herman, under the last Labour government they proposed to build 1,000,000 new homes in the already overcrowded south east region.
    Under our ‘new’ and ‘totally different’ Conservative government, they are only going to build 800,000 new homes in the overcrowded south east region.

  292. 292
    Archer Karcher says:

    A certain Fancis Maude is the Common Purpose contact within government. He is fully signed up to the ’cause’.

  293. 293
    A Bearded Wassock in a Cassock says:

    Type ‘Endgame Alex Jones’ into Google and watch the film.

  294. 294
    Anonymous says:

    Balls is a Bilderberger just like his mate Dave.

  295. 295
    Anonymous says:

    Hain and Obama, both born in Africa, is that what they have in common.

  296. 296
    @tollypointbee says:

    I have requested that social services send a twitter social worker as I only have TEN phukkin followers. They will use taxpayers fund to fly someone out to me in Tuscany.

    Now then didn’t Mandy get quoted satying that Gadafi’s son had a PR problem and he even offered some advice. Is Guido scared of Mandy? I think we shud be told.

    NOW FOLLOW ME PLEASE

    Tolly PointBee

  297. 297
    David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    They do not even know how much the UKs contribution is. ONS say it could be £17 billion before rebate- Blair gave some of this back, possibly in the hope of supporting his EU president bid nothing to do with national interest- the government chooses to use the lowest possible figure of £9.2 billion. Wet Dave is a better Lieberal than McClegg. We want a referendum on the EU ASAP.

  298. 298
    Dire Straights says:

    no tories or labour MPs spend anytime with their constituents. My local Mp has a clinic once a month with 10 minute interviews for about 6 people. given that there are some 60000 constituents you can see it will take a lifetime for him to get round to them all.

    What the fuck else he does is anyone’s guess

  299. 299
    A fuckwitted double act alert says:

    Dear Ignorant prick….& K94QR

    Your replies really do show you as being thick as fuck. Dear God what a pair of twats !

  300. 300
    It ain't 'alf hot Mum says:

    Wallah !! Acha Sa’ab, tik hai !!

  301. 301
    The Wanker's Memorial Trust says:

    did you know william shatner was captain of the starship enterprise ?

  302. 302
    The Wanker's Memorial Trust Secretary says:

    sorry archer you’re a mean spirited creep and I claim my £5

  303. 303
    marginally confused says:

    Thank you Mr Cat I feel less confused than before although I feel sure I may relapse regularly

  304. 304
    Another anonymous says:

    You’re right.

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    Wear the Fox Hat says:

    Malawian President Bingu wa Mutharika bought an exec jet using UK aid money.

    The DfID ‘lost’ £312M under Labour after it was paid to Malawi and could not be traced.

  306. 306
    Beowulff says:

    Thanks, very informative.

    How can I get to watch Fox News and Glen Beck in future.

    Why, in the whole of the UK, is there nothing and nobody telling it how it is, save perhaps Richard Littlejohn and Melanie Phillips in the Daily Mail.

    Are the sheeple just brain dead ?

  307. 307
    Sir GYan gg says:

    Re-united and it feels so good

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    Anonymous says:

    Seriously, why do you think Rory Stewart has been invited? He seems like a decent chap, he is a good constituenct MP- he seems to spend lots of time in Cumbria working extrememly hard. He is an academic, written two brilliant books, speaks a lot of sense – his personal life is his own business – but why would he be included with the likes of the others on the Bilderberg list? He is still fairly unknown compared to the rest and not really of the same ilk as Mandelson and Osborne.

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    HappyUK says:

    My reply to “Do you have any spare change” is often “Yes! Only a little. Thank you for asking!”

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    Wake Up says:

    If you want change, you’ll need to change the way you vote, i.e. not for the three main parties (they seem to have morphed into one).

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    Archie says:

    Look everyone! Want to see where your hard-earned dosh is going? And Camoron wants to give them more?

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    Archie says:

    I would!

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    Archie says:

    I almost certainly would!

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    Archie says:

    Who’s the fat Hunt?

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    Archie says:

    Blimey! That’s horrible. I prefer to remember her in “The Music Lovers” rolling around with no kit on! Thank you, Ken Russell!

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    mmarcco says:

    look… boy george…


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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”


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