June 10th, 2011

Boy George Off to the Bilderberg

Osborne must be getting used to his regular jaunts to Switzerland, but something tells Guido, despite the juicy details, that this weekend’s trip won’t be splashed across the papers. Once again George is heading off for a mini-break with his old friend Mandy, to the über-secretive Bilderberg Group annual get together.

Rubbing shoulders with the great and good from the financial and political worlds, Guido was a little surprised to see one of the new intake making the list. What could possibly have secured the enigmatic Rory “not a spook” Stewart an invite?


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    dont do to many lines George!

    • 13
      Iloathlefties says:

      Whats the point of this group? Dreaming up more ways to tax/shaft/giveaway our money to third worlders?

      • 40
        David Camoron says:

        It’s really super simple. Whenever I see a green shoot of recovery, I tax it to death and send the taxes to the third world, so you can all be proud of yourselves, what what.

        I love helping myself to your wages, and giving the money away. I know this is what you all want. Glow with pride, peasants!

        Toodle pip.

      • 45
        That's it in a nutshell. says:

        Obviously, ministers in a democratic government should be members of secret societies, where secret deals are made.

        In the spirit of openness and democracy.

        • 115
          I don't need no doctor says:

          Oh the disinfectant of sunlight, what a smell!

        • 157
          Sorearse says:

          I agree with that whole arsedly.

        • 159
          Sorearse Peter says:

          I agree with that whole arsedly.

          • Have that Bilder washed scrubbed and sent to my Berg immediately says:

            jolly nice weekend jaunt for a bit of hob knobbing with the great and extremely wealthy…the Prime Mincer will be on his finest slippery form no doubt

      • 235
        Tel Itlikeitis says:

        Pretty much, although the third world itself doesn’t actually benefit.
        Basically, they’re a bunch of crooks.

    • 43
      Little Boy George says:

      I must obey my Bilderburg masters. I must betray Britain.
      I must obey my Bilderburg masters. I must betray Britain.
      I must obey my Bilderburg masters. I must betray Britain.
      I must obey my Bilderburg masters. I must betray Britain.
      I must obey my Bilderburg masters. I must betray Britain.

      Is that enough?

      • 55
        Anonymous says:

        Would it involve charley and buggery?

      • 60
        Anonymous says:

        The Tories would be “very happy” to consider same-sex marriage if elected, George Osborne has told gay activists.
        The shadow chancellor met gay rights leaders including Peter Tatchell ahead of a protest outside Conservative campaign HQ by equality campaigners.
        Mr Osborne said the modern Tories had changed, and “we have real policies to advance equality”.

        • 134
          David Camoron says:

          My real policy to advance equality.

          Britain gets fu*cked by cuts, whilst foreign 3rd-world countries get sprayed with British cash.

          How’s that for equality? Makes you feel proud, doesn’t it?

          Toodle pip.

          • Ken "Proper Rape" Clarke says:

            A serial rapist who attacked women walking home in the early hours of the morning, has been jailed indefinitely for public protection.

            Defending Dugbazah, Gary Rutter said the defendant came to the UK illegally in 1999 at the age of 16 from Ghana.


          • Wanker shit for brains watch says:

            Dear ken proper rape etc
            I’m so glad you pointed out that no Rapes, indeed no crime is ever committed by White natural born Englishmen. Thank you for your enlightened wisdom.

          • Ignorant Prick Alert says:

            Rape is endemic in most third world cultures doncha know? Apparently not.

          • K94QR says:

            Big consolation to the victim is that. If the government had done its job the rapist would not have been able to commit his crime. At least not here.

            What are you saying, that if he had been in Ghana where he should have been, then a white man would have done it anyway?


          • A fuckwitted double act alert says:

            Dear Ignorant prick….& K94QR

            Your replies really do show you as being thick as fuck. Dear God what a pair of twats !

      • 67
        Blimey says:

        Thats it George, You will be reminded that we can not have a referendum on the EU or its treaties, but you already know that anyway. You will no doubt get a pat on the head for the foreign aid give away and of course any clamp down on immigration must only be cosmetic.

        • 210
          Archer Karcher says:


          • David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

            They do not even know how much the UKs contribution is. ONS say it could be £17 billion before rebate- Blair gave some of this back, possibly in the hope of supporting his EU president bid nothing to do with national interest- the government chooses to use the lowest possible figure of £9.2 billion. Wet Dave is a better Lieberal than McClegg. We want a referendum on the EU ASAP.

        • 258
          Nemo says:

          It was the same under the last lot, things don’t change

          • Archer Karcher says:

            Things don’t change because they do not work for us any more. They all work for other masters these days.

    • 44
      EC1 PhD says:

      Betwixt a Twitter’s Twit and a Twitterand’s Wit, stand neither milliseconds nor millibands. Billy’s the fastest drawers in the West.

    • 109
      Up sh1t creek says:

      The New World Order and spread of it’s Communism is at risk of falling apart. We must steal more of the little people wages and savings in taxes to prop up our ponzi economics. Us bankers and politicians have to stick together. Without us, where would you little people be!?

      Viva NWO Communism!

      • 171
        AC1 says:

        Don’t be naive. There’s more than one NWO (and OWO) team fighting it out to own us.

        • 193
          Anonymous says:

          Maybe but our Henry just thinks you are just another useless eater like the rest of us

    • 243
      Anonymous says:

      Mr Gates also criticised European governments for failing to reform their armed forces to make them useful on the front line. Despite having more than two million troops in uniform, non-US Nato states had struggled to sustain 25,000 to 45,000 troops in Afghanistan, he said. “Not just in boots on the ground, but in crucial support assets such as helicopters, transport aircraft, maintenance, intelligence, surveillance and reconnaissance”.
      After leading the initial bombardment of Libya in March, America reduced its effort, leaving Britain and France to take the lead. European governments have since pleaded with America to increase its involvement again, a call Mr Gates mocked.
      “The mightiest military alliance in history is only 11 weeks into an operation against a poorly armed regime in a sparsely populated country — yet many allies are beginning to run short of munitions, requiring the US, once more, to make up the difference,” he said.

    • 255
      Anonymous says:

      British aid money was used by an African dictator to buy a £30million jet, it emerged last night.
      Ugandan president Yoweri Museveni bought the top-of-the-range Gulfstream G550 private plane in the same year ministers gave his poverty- ravaged country £70million.
      During the same period Uganda also received around £57million from the UK through the European Union.
      The autocratic 67-year-old leader – currently facing criticism for launching a violent crackdown against protesters demanding an Egyptian-style uprising – received the cash under the Labour government in 2008-09.
      Mr Museveni, who fought an election with posters depicting him as Rambo, bought the new 562mph plane while millions of civilians struggled to feed themselves.
      The Gulfstream G550 can carry 18 passengers in comfort and has been dubbed the ‘world’s most versatile and stylish ultra-long-range jet’.

      • 305
        Wear the Fox Hat says:

        Malawian President Bingu wa Mutharika bought an exec jet using UK aid money.

        The DfID ‘lost’ £312M under Labour after it was paid to Malawi and could not be traced.

        • 311
          Archie says:

          Look everyone! Want to see where your hard-earned dosh is going? And Camoron wants to give them more?

  2. 2
    Major Paddy says:

    Old connections!

    • 81
      Hnadycock (Teen fondler) says:

      Why did you never ask me to join Paddy? After all you made me Shadow Defence Minister, when you were Leader, and, recommended me for a CBE for charitable services, even though I was sacked by the charity that employed me?

    • 183
      Anonymous says:

      As it stands we are all c unted

  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Is this the place that some people say are full of reptile-like creatures, And what do they do?

    And what benifits/loses can be gained/lost from this meeting?

    • 48
      Little Boy George says:

      We stitch you up, to our benefit, and your loss (obviously).

      And then every 5 years we give you the opportunity deliver a judgement on our performance.. which we’ve done our best to hide from you.

    • 137
      Billy Bowden is the greatest tosser ever ! says:

      Hopefully you will be losing your benefits you tosser

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    “Rory “not a spook” Stewart” being lined up as a future Tory leader?

    • 68
      Project Vulva says:

      We should hope not. He’s a twat.

    • 260
      Nemo says:

      Rory Stewart who on earth is he, sounds like another Jock, haven’t we had enough Jock sounding names in the last 30 years, Boy George is some sort of Irishman. What’s happened to good English sounding names in politics in this country?

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    “Rory “not a spook” Stewart” being lined up as a future Tory leader?

    • 32
      Ex-Conservative voter says:

      Good luck to him. What will be left of the Conservative Party after Dave’s finished wrecking it?

  6. 6

    “What could of possibly secured…”?

    Mr Fawkes, you must of had one too many.

    Perhaps Rory Stewart has already been selected by Bilderberg to succeed Mr Cameron ;o)

  7. 7
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m a Lamborghini.

    • 9
      I says:

      I think you mean a Hamburger Geenie

    • 14
      Shit British Car Competition says:

      My vote is for an Austin Allegro, in beige, with a vinyl roof, and the square steering wheel. Made on a Friday afternoon by Red Robbo.

      • 28
        Engineer says:

        Don’t be silly. Red Robbo seldom made anything – except trouble.

        • 36
          Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

          You’re so sexy.

          • Engineer says:

            I know. It’s the kipper tie and the copy of Machinery’s Handbook I’m clutching that does it.

          • Bled White Taxpayer says:

            @ BBitGUE and Engr above (can’t reply directly)

            Engineering and sexy are not two concepts I’d ever normally consider together, but there was one occasion on a f*cking hot day when my Challenger needed a turret ball bearing race lube job in the middle of a live firing exercise. Normally a crew task, but for some reason I can’t remember we had a REME wagon pull up and a little blonde hottie jumped over to do it. About 50 degrees inside the turret, she was there sweating away in half undone covvies trying to squirt XG 279 into various grease nipples. Wafts of hot grease, sweat, cute blonde with her arse in the air and tits trying to get out… I nearly signed on for another 3 years at that point, I tell you.

            Happy days.

          • Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


            It was a sockpuppet, Not real Billy.

          • Nemo says:

            There you are Billy you are so popular that folks are pinching your moniker, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

      • 34
        The Joys of Socialism says:

        I think they only showed-up for work on Thursday afternoons (and then only so they could clock on to the nightshift and go to sleep).

    • 62
      Chuck Innitallaway says:

      A Ford Edsel, you mean.

    • 213
      Aunt Hilda says:

      more of a lambretta with pedals really but always was guilty of over egging the cliches

  8. 8
    Jamie Oliver on BBC now says:

    Take a look at the pink pancake make-up. Delicious

  9. 10
    Daz Pearce says:

    Rory Stewart was the teenager who ran for a seat in the North East, right? Or maybe he just looked like one, who knows – either way if that’s the ‘young talent’ in the Tory Party then god help them…

    Given the amount of time they spend together and their not dissimilar appearance, anyone think Osborne might be Mandy’s lovechild – a lot of men ‘experiment’ with sexuality in their youth don’t they?

    • 214
      Yvette wouldn't recognise the truth if it valeted her volvo says:

      …..a lot of men ‘experiment’ with their intellect in their youth…in your case obviously time wasted

    • 266
      Nemo says:

      Little Willy Hague was the darling of the a Tory conference in the 1970′s

      • 301
        The Wanker's Memorial Trust says:

        did you know william shatner was captain of the starship enterprise ?

  10. 11
    Simon Harley says:

    What’s Rory going to do? Hike there?

  11. 15
    Fuck off back to Crapuania or Plopland or wherever the fuck you're from says:

    I love it when crooked east european gypsies come up to me asking for change. I always enjoy telling them no. And I always look on in disbelief at the gullible idiots who give them money.

    • 204
      William Hague says:

      I realise these people are undesirable and their criminal activities cause great distress, but I would like to reassure you that Britain is a sovereign nation, so I can deport them whenever I like.


    • 309
      HappyUK says:

      My reply to “Do you have any spare change” is often “Yes! Only a little. Thank you for asking!”

  12. 16
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m a Skoda.

  13. 18
    Ollie Cromwell says:

    Could HAVE!

  14. 22
    Burning Bridgen says:

    Sky has obtained footage of the aftermath of Bridgen perving on the woman. They say they won’t broadcast it because it’s distressing.

    • 27
      Anonymous says:

      Torys – sex, Labour – money, never fails.

      • 270
        Nemo says:

        No Tories and Liebor – money and sex in sack fulls, the tories seem to have the edge in sexploits, but it is the ones that have not come to light that might tip the balance, afterall who would have thought it of Little Johnny Major Ball, most people thought he was like his spitting image puppet pushing peas around on his plate.

    • 199
      K94QR says:

      …because it’s sub judice.

  15. 24
    Goddess Watch says:

    Sky’s Paula Middlehurst has the sexy librarian/secretary look down pat.

  16. 25

    Why are the Chinese attending, but not the Japanese or anyone from India?
    I notice that loads of Yanks are going.

    • 37
      India says:

      We’re building space-ships with the money Dave gives us.

      • 93
        spaceship waller says:

        We’re being almost there, just keep sendings the cash, isn’t it?

        • 99
          David Camoron says:

          It’s important that I give your wages to India. It makes you feel proud.

          • Moley says:

            The money being given to India is being borrowed; we don’t have it.

            It will be paid for by impoverishing our children and grandchildren; they are the ones who will be left to pay off Cameron’s debts.

          • Archer Karcher says:

            I believe the term ‘I was only obeying orders’ is no defence in law.

          • Ugly Frog shafts Mole...impoverished young eat mothers says:

            ‘overseas aid will impoverish our children’….save the fairytales for your mates down the strumpit and suit moley

          • Archer Karcher says:

            So are we borrowing the DfID budget or not? If we are, who is going to have to pay for Cameron’s largesse eventually, Santa? The Seven Dwarfs? Or us and our children?

          • Ugly Frog shafts Mole...impoverished young eat mothers says:

            oh very drole archer…stick to writing crummy novels about carwashers. alternative narrative…cancel all aid and fodder the great unwashed…gone to fairyland again twat

          • Archer Karcher says:

            I take that as ‘us and our children’ thank you very much Cameron, you snivelling, grovelling c’nut.

          • The Wanker's Memorial Trust Secretary says:

            sorry archer you’re a mean spirited creep and I claim my £5

      • 200
        That Bloody Greek says:

        Let’s hope you got foreign electrical contractors to do the wiring.

    • 136
      Maximus says:

      The Japanese economy is not going anywhere and the Indian economy has barely started revving. The US economy… it doesn’t matter what the US economy is doing. Have you got that?

      P.S. Do you have some skinned beaver for me?

    • 259
      STAR WALLER says:

      I will be owner of first Kebab house on moon

  17. 26
    S.B.S says:

    What is the Bilderderg group?

    • 29
      carbon credit says:

      I think they were the skanks who dreamed up the ultimate, ‘tax on breathing’ scam.

      • 51
        Major Paddy says:

        Ultimately the bondholders of the IMF,looking out for their extortions/investments, take your pick

    • 30
      I says:

      Who is S.B.S. ?

    • 66
      The Angry Aberdonian says:

      It’s an organisation dedicated to ensuring that society “is properly structured and tiered”. Their guiding principle is (and I quote) “Those not beholden unto the State, are not dependant on the State. And those not dependant on the State, are enemies of the State”.

      Osborne’s been a member for years, while “call me Dave” only joined in 2007.

      Herman Van Rompuy is another famous member – if famous is the correct word for such a silly little man.

      • 85
        Anonymous says:

        So is Mandy a member?
        Does he actually have a job at the moment?

        • 90
          Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

          I thought he had set a consulting firm ?

        • 102
          Troughing cunt infestation says:

          He’s a Lord. He gets £300 per day just to show up, sign on and piss off.

          Plus he’s a “Consultant”. Like anyone would want to seek the advice of a man who thinks it a great idea to shove his willy up another man’s bottom.

          • Lard Presc'unt says:

            Looking at the nancy boy and his career I assume his jollys come from being rear ended by a fit younger man. I suspect my arm could fit up his arse to the bicep without even a wince.

        • 106
          E Zafiddla says:

          Crooks don’t HAVE jobs, crooks DO jobs.

  18. 31
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I am i reading to much into this tweet?

    HouseofTwits RT @eljmayes Cathy Newman of Channel 4 News states Ed Balls has been known to leave confidential documents in toilets.
    11 minutes ago · reply ·

    • 35
      Bled White Taxpayer says:

      The mind boggles. So Ed Balls was in the habit of – eugh – “leaking” documents to Toilets Maguire? Just how did he manage to leave them “in” Toilets Maguire, and shouldn’t that sort of thing be illegal?

    • 238
      Busted flush says:

      There was no plop. I am too busy rewriting history.

  19. 37
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    The Bilderberg Anal reunion ?
    Somehow i don’t think it will be shoulders they will be rubbing

  20. 41
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Any friend of Mandy
    Is a friend of Slime !

  21. 46
    Anonymous says:

    Was Gorgon Brown ever invited to mix with the world rulers ?

    • 47
      Anonymous says:

      Yep, he was assigned with the task of wrecking Britain, and what a fucking good job he did.

      • 218
        Archer Karcher says:

        Just as Omaha has been told to do to America and a bang on job he is doing for his masters too.

    • 56
      Steve Miliband says:

      He was spotted in the kitchens once. Oh and a broom cupboard with Big Al

      • 58
        Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

        dont forget the golf buggy with Bush.

        • 75
          labourunionsbbc we are one says:

          I don’t think he’s the ‘bush’ type, more a ‘cosh’ sorta guy.

          • Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

            Dont you mean , He is not a bush type more o`bummer type?

    • 74
      Gordon B-b-brown says:

      I’ve never b-b-believed in b-b-lending, only in b-b-borrowing.

    • 97
      MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

      They call themselves “The world rulers” Because
      they give each other “Lots of inches”!

  22. 49
    Trylateralistfreemasonbilderberger says:

    Says stop worrying and pay your taxes to keep us in the luxury we;re accostomed to !! Proles !!!

  23. 50
    I Wish I was a Bilderberger says says:

    I wish I was a Bilderberger……..

    • 143
      Maximus says:

      Simples. G**gle “Deed Poll” or “Statutory Declaration”. Watch out for falling masonry.

  24. 52
    Steve Miliband says:

    I thought it was in the Netherlands.

  25. 54

    I hope this time no rent boys get hand cuffed to radiators!

  26. 57
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Roses Macth Tight.

    Come on Lancashire!!!!!

  27. 61
    I Wish I was a Bilderberger says says:

    The Dark Lord will attend because he is one of “them”; “Boy George” will attend because he has been ordered to, and wants to be one of “them” !! By “them”, I don’t mean a homosexual, I mean one of “them” that want to rule the world ! Although it wouldn’t neccessaraly hurt his chances if he was homosexual !

    • 100
      David Camoron says:

      I’ll put George down as “probably a kweer”.

    • 146
      Maximus says:

      So I surmise that the very public spat a couple of years ago between George the Biscuit and the Lord of Fey Boy and Hartlepool was nothing more serious than the petulant tiff you might expect from a couple of rent boys over who should get to sit on someone’s errrr knee on a yacht parked off Greece.

  28. 64
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m a Fiat Uno.

  29. 69
    Tachybaptus says:

    In ‘the great and good from the financial and political worlds’,
    for ‘great’ read ‘notorious’,
    for ‘good’ read ‘bad’.

  30. 70
    Blinky should get battered says:

    The news showed Balls at a charity cricket match today. All those bats and not a single one put to proper use. What a waste.

  31. 73
    • 315
      Archie says:

      Blimey! That’s horrible. I prefer to remember her in “The Music Lovers” rolling around with no kit on! Thank you, Ken Russell!

  32. 84
    Nathaniel Rothschild says:

    We Rothschilds have always, and still do run the world. Governments and politicians (other than the ones we choose to do our bidding) are just incompetent, troughing twats, that you proles deserve.

  33. 91
    John Prescott says:

    Jo Brand hosting Have I Got News For You. Phwooar!

  34. 94
    McDONALDS says:

    The Multiple BilderBerger with Cheese “We’re Loving it !


  35. 101
    Raving Loon says:

    You would have thought that the most significant gathering of world power brokers would be in the news. But it’s not. Nothing at all. Why?

    • 103
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Not allowed to film the funny handshake.

      • 227
        why are your trousers around your ankles ? says:

        so mote you be billy…cricket bats anyone or just a good mauling more appropriate ?

    • 111
      I detest Cameron says:

      Because the media are fucking bought arseholes.

    • 202
      K94QR says:

      Helloo??!!! Because Cheryl Cole’s spat with Simon Cowell isn’t over yet.

      This is what the great British public want to read about, not some fuddy duddy old bankers.

    • 222
      Archer Karcher says:

      Don’t worry your silly head about it, it’s just a friendly natter among mates, nothing more. Why everyone who attends comes out with identical political and financial agendas, is purely coincidence.
      Now go back to watching Britains Got Talent will you.

  36. 107
    nell says:

    No doubt georgie and mandy will be discussing that head of WTO job that cameron wants to give to mandy next year.

    I wonder whether mandy will be bringing his special friend saifalislam; although maybe he’s a bit busy dodging blackhawkhelicopters at the moment.

  37. 108
    I don't need no doctor says:

    No bitching girls!

  38. 110
    Ratsniffer says:

    What IS Bilderberg? If I look it up on the net all I get is conspiracy theories about lizards, aliens, freemasons, bankers, etc. A rational explanation appreciated.

    • 113
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      That wasnt consipery theroys , it was the truth.

      • 131
        nell says:

        Billy are you sure, with that spelling, that you’re not gordon?!

        • 135
          Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

          Ouch, Thats low, Thats bowling underarm :-)

          • nell says:

            Sorry Billy!

            Nobody who loves cricket like you do could be remotely considered one of the charmless, mathematically inept, labourite clan.

            Ermm thats – that’s?

          • Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

            Me , Labour?

            The others may be true , But Labour (Faints)

    • 142
      Meet the new aristocracy says:

      They seem to be a secretive, influential ‘think tank’ of the great and good pushing a globalist, post-democratic agenda.

      All for our benefit, of course.

    • 186
      Redberry says:

      Visiting the old Arnhem battlefield last year, we stayed at the Bilderberg. The funny thing is, there’s not a single mention of the Bilderberg meeting anywhere in the hotel, no commemoration, no photographs, nowt. When you ask the staff about it, they look slightly panicky, then slightly shamefaced, then they charge you £43.50 for a double whisky before sidling off crab-style up the corridor. Never trust the Dutch, that’s what my old man used to say.

    • 225
      Archer Karcher says:

      The lizard ‘loons’ are there for a reason, they are a distraction from close scrutiny.

    • 293
      A Bearded Wassock in a Cassock says:

      Type ‘Endgame Alex Jones’ into Google and watch the film.

  39. 114
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Does Mandy ever stop widning the circle of his friends?

  40. 117
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m a Humvee.

  41. 123
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    suttonnick Tomorrow’s Guardian front page – “The speech David Miliband would have given – if he’d won” http://twitpic.com/59paba
    about 1 minute ago · reply · retweet · favorite

    • 138
      nell says:

      Now isn’t that convenient?

      The graudian has just been given a leaked copy of the speech davemilitwit, labour’s messiah or at least so he thinks, would have given if he had been elected labour leader; in which he says labour musn’t underestimate the problem with the deficit if they want to win back public confidence.

      And this just a day after the telegraph was given leaked documents showing what a backstabbing, disloyal, untrustworthy, treachorous cabal edmilitwit and bullyballs and friends of the brownite labour school of thought are!!!

      The bliarites are fighting back!!

      • 242
        Nu Lav Lickspittles says:

        Of course it’s the Blairites trying to gain control of the Liebour Party again.
        They still have massive influence on the news media in this country. The Telegraph, under the Barclay brothers, has become closet Labour. The attempt to undermine Dead Milliband and Ed Bollocks is being organised because we are 4 years from an election (probably) and those two are shockingly unelectable, so the Bliarites and their allies want to see them removed and replaced by more convincing bullshitters who will have enough time to convince the dumb-ass vote (with much help from the BBC). The Union masters, however, are unlikely to allow that on principle if it comes from the “Tory” press.
        Hopefully, the result will just be a public punch-up between the two factions of the Liebour Party making them even more unelectable than they already are and end in electoral oblivion for them.
        And in fairness, all this coup sh1t won’t exactly shock anyone. Trying to make Ed Balls resign because he was doing what politicians do, seems a pointless excercise to most people.

    • 226
      Archer Karcher says:

      It’s ALL spin, believe that shit and you will believe anything.

  42. 139
    Another Engineer says:

    More Telegraph dynamite:


    “We’ve spent all this money, but what have we got for it?”

  43. 145
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    George and Peter – a right pair of cnuts.

    The only real difference between them is that Osborne’s arse isn’t bleeding when he wakes up in the morning

  44. 147
    nell says:

    One thing mandy and georgie have in common ……..they both despise bullyballs.

  45. 153

    From what we are reading recently about politics and in particular UK politics.
    It does appear that the whole shebang is a complete and utter cesspit of lies,innuendo and frankly utter shite.
    How the hell peoples of this world who have an inkling of what goes on in their name is frankly beyond me.
    What in heavens name has wallpaper Osborne got in common with a shyster twice sacked con merchant.
    Politics it seems to me is now a dedicated bunch of individuals who are hell bent on imposing their values on the majority of peoples who inhabit this planet.
    If I stick to the politics of this country,what do we see? double dealing and crap being fed to the sheeple on a grand scale.
    Camoron- snakeoil salesman,an elitist tosser.
    Clegg- a complete and utter opportunist.
    Red Ed- a marxist bred dyed in the wool tosser,who is going to be a loser.
    Ballsup,well judge for yourselves sheeple what you see according to reports today of this ar—les excuses.
    Make no mistake about it sheeple you are now seeing the ruling classes grinding you down to subservient slaves completely under their control.

    • 154

      Not surprised at the awaiting mod,maybe the truth hurts.

      • 158
        Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

        No, Its a auto mod, Cant give ya hints how to beat it because GF deletes the tips.

  46. 155

    I went to boarding school with one of the current Bilderberger’s, nice chap I used to suck him off in the communal showers after rugger.

    • 168
      Ratsniffer says:

      Thought so.

    • 172
      MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

      TAT haven’t you got some little girl’s bike seats to sniff ?

    • 173

      Mildly flattered that you should think me that posh to go to a boarding school and mix with Bilderberg types. It is not so. Neither did I never developed your tastes, which appear to be rather obsessive.

    • 175

      Mіldly flаttеrеd thаt yоυ shоυld thіnk mе thаt pоsh tо gо tо а bоаrdіng schооl аnd mіx wіth Bіldеrbеrg typеs. Іt іs nоt sо. Nеіthеr dіd І nеvеr dеvеlоpеd yоυr tаstеs, whіch аppеаr tо bе rаthеr оbsеssіvе.

    • 230
      pussies are suckers for a lick says:

      the only saving grace Cat is that from what you say he might have showered first…

      • 234

        Thank you Mr lick but I have to disappoint you. I was never a player of rugger, nor a bugger, nor even a rugger bugger.

        • 240
          pussies are suckers for a lick says:

          thank goodness Mr Cat.. I thought it a tad out of character

          • I think Primark must have had a job-lot of socks for sale recently. Everyone has been making puppets from them.

          • pussies are suckers for a lick says:

            bird going away ….I prefer wolfords

          • marginally confused says:

            what are sock puppets ?

          • False flag may be a more accurate description but the convention here app_ears to accept the term sockpuppet.

            Ref Wiki:

            False flag (aka Black Flag) operations are covert operations designed to deceive the public in such a way that the operations app_ear as though they are being carried out by other entities.

          • marginally confused says:

            Thank you Mr Cat I feel less confused than before although I feel sure I may relapse regularly

  47. 156
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Peter Hain making a total mong of himself again Newsnight and the BBC trying to compare Red Ed to Obama (well both are cock suckers for sure)

    However, we do have Tory totty Elizabeth Truss on. Yum yum.

  48. 160

    The EUSSR and it’s marxist agenda needs knocking for a lost ball.
    This mish mash bunch of communist tossers who shit their pants when communism was seen to be nothing more than state capitalism which hit the buffers,then saw their dream collapse.
    Sheeple wake up see what is being foisted onto you by these arseh–les whose agenda is world control,you were not born to be exploited like this,make your views known via the net,like they are doing in other places which is causing bib big problems for the rule the world mob.

  49. 162
    Down With Brown! says:

    Stating the obvious:

    Water is wet
    Bears shit in woods
    Brown and Balls wasted billions


  50. 165
    Auto modbot says:

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  51. 166
    Auto modbot says:

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  52. 167
    Newnight Wank says:

    I want Emily Maitlis to sit on my face, its the red shoes she had on tonight started me off the fucking dirty bitch!

    • 190
      You have never had real sex, have you says:

      You have to look at her shoes cause she is an ugly c unt

      • 256
        Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

        The Tory MP was fitter, Maitlis has a face for radio and a brain for a mong. She’s the one who asked if earthquakes had seasons.

  53. 177
    whocares says:

    Do not criticise your betters. Old saying by thieving Mandy.
    We all piss in the same pot but some are bigger rsoles than others. Ozzy Osborne

  54. 178
    Mercian says:

    Osborne should be careful. He might catch gay.

  55. 187
    Anonymous says:

    Operation Sea Lion is now complete and can be announced.

    ECHR !

    Clever eh !

  56. 188
    Politics for dummies says:

    So, essentially it comes down to this…..what, is the difference between a Labour led Civil Service and a Conservative one ?

    • 205
      Unelected Emperor Herman van Rumpypumpy says:


      • 291
        Archer Karcher says:

        You are being unfair Emperor Herman, under the last Labour government they proposed to build 1,000,000 new homes in the already overcrowded south east region.
        Under our ‘new’ and ‘totally different’ Conservative government, they are only going to build 800,000 new homes in the overcrowded south east region.

  57. 192
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Oh i forgot ! Didn’t Call me Dave promise us another enquiry
    into the death of David Kelly ?

    ah but there was an election looming !

    Lying wanker !

  58. 195
    • 306
      Beowulff says:

      Thanks, very informative.

      How can I get to watch Fox News and Glen Beck in future.

      Why, in the whole of the UK, is there nothing and nobody telling it how it is, save perhaps Richard Littlejohn and Melanie Phillips in the Daily Mail.

      Are the sheeple just brain dead ?

  59. 196

    What is about – see http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/hardtruth/silentweaponsforquietwars.htm




    as is Agenda 21 and common purpose does similar screwing up of society for the EUSSR and their kin – google ‘cpexposed’ and ‘stopcp’ – all undemocratic and operate in the shadows. in any event Democracy is a con as a similar policy is effectively carried on no matter what the colour is

    Note the Biased Broadcasting Clowns had a wee pop at Bilderberg ‘conspiracy nuts’ on Radio 5 on Friday Morning – predictable propaganda not a surprise really given the ‘promised discretion’ provided by mainstream media until the alternative media bust it into the open . . . http://vigilantcitizen.com/latestnews/bbcs-disinfo-piece-bilderberg-mystery-why-do-people-believe-in-cabals/

    • 284
      We are right to question says:

      Compared to the wall-to-wall coverage given to the G8 or G20 conferences, the MSM are strangely silent when it comes to the annual Bilderberger shin digs. You’ll be hard put to find any serious mention of it in the Torygraph or Mail.

      So is it any wonder people start asking questions?

      International meetings of the great and good, held behind closed doors and with a virtual news blackout do nothing for open government, democracy and transparency.

    • 292
      Archer Karcher says:

      A certain Fancis Maude is the Common Purpose contact within government. He is fully signed up to the ’cause’.

  60. 207

    One thing for sure – you can expect the results to have a global effect – perhaps they will even be looking at the budget for spraying all you nice sheeple.

    What are they spraying? well lookee here:

    It all links into the UN plan for world government and much population reduction –

    “To achieve One World Government it is necessary to remove from the minds of men their individualism, their loyalty to family traditions and national identification.”

    – Brock Chisolm, when director of UN World Health Organisation

  61. 231
    from the very discreet opulent offices of the Prime Mincer says:

    you know I’m a sucker for fancy liquors in foreign climes…now if you’ll excuse me I just going study my brazilian before I enjoy my first large one.

  62. 232
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    BEN BROGAN IS A SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  63. 237
    Sphinx says:

    Love the way the Today programme is helping poor Balls and trying desperately to underestimate the Telegraph revelations

    • 239
      Eamonn U Ensis says:

      A bit like trying to stop the Titanic sinking as the good ship “Balls” is holed beneath the water-line by the Telegraph’s Iceberg !!! Whoop ! Whoop ! Whoop ! Abandon Ship !! Abandon Ship !!She’s going down Cap’n !! Man the lifeboats !! Form a dis-orderly queue !! Labour Politicians and BBC Reporters first !!!! Stop pushing madam !!!

      • 265
        The BISHOP ROGER ALLBOYS says:

        Balls was becoming a major threat to the unions and Wed Ed’s Weedership !
        so yet again the Labour party Dirty trick’s dept !
        goes into it’s archive and releases these documents to take him down a notch

  64. 245
    John Bull says:


    If Mahatama has 2 apples and Sindeepa has 3 bananas

    how long does it take for them to breed and overrun Britain?

  65. 246
    Dire Straights says:

    whilst these fascist scum enjoy the so-called high life disabled people in the fascist uk are coming in for a bit of ‘treatment’


    what sort of fucking country is this???

    • 280
      Britain is fucked says:

      All those years of Labour’s social engineering resulted in failure.

      Yesterday in the high street I overheard two indignant girls in their late teens:

      Girl 1: “The buses are like full of old people. There’s no where for people like me to sit.”

      Girl 2: “I know. And if you’ve got a seat they like expect you to give up your seat for them.”

      G1: “They like shouldn’t let old people use buses.”

    • 289
      Eamonn U Ensis says:

      Doesn’t surprise me one little bit…you only having to see the number of able-bodied selfish c*nts who park in disabled places outside anywhere cos’ they’re too fucking lazy to walk a few yards thus depriving the disabled of much needed accessibility….my wife is disabled and I once remonstrated with one driver(woman)who had parked her 4×4(co’s I need a big bloody car to protect my kids from traffic dont I mentality)in disabled bay outside local supermarket…no sign of blue badge orthat she was disabled ether….her answer….I need to park somewhere !!!! I have kids you know Yeah I said and there’s about 6 mother and children spaces 20 yards over there…can’t you park in them ? No I need to be near the door cos’ my toddler’s in the car and I need to see her whilst I’m in shop(2 strikes there then inconsiderate to disabled and possible neglect of child etc etc)There’s plenty of spaces over there can’t you see ??(pointing to non disabled parking)some 30 yards away….no apology or fucking shame…as my wife struggled to get out of car into wheelchair….welcome to Great Britain..and it’s non-existent “Big Society” in action….

  66. 251
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Call me Dave has offered “Help” to Colonel Gadaffi if he wants to leave Libya !
    Is there no end to this man idiotic give aways to people who are already wealthy ?

    yesterday it was announced that weekly bin collections would not be re introduced
    (Another Lie) to get his foot in the door of NO 10

    Dave your pants are on fire and you should go !

  67. 254
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha !
    Talk your way out of this one Blinky !
    Telegraph has published yet more documents this time how Balls and Brown ignored public spending warnings and continued to squander billions of pounds

  68. 261

    Has Guido gone to the Bilderberg gay fuckfest in Swizzyland ?

  69. 262
    Raving Loon says:

    Regarding the quote of the day, there may be some recognition of the defecit, but we run a defecit every year don’t we? Why is there no recognition of the national DEBT? Surely a figure of £1-4tn (depending on what figure you prefer to use) is a bigger issue than the ~ £155bn defecit that we have? Why is MSM economic news reporting so universally shit?

  70. 263
    nell says:


    I see the bliarite/brownite Labour War II is hotting up nicely and I think, in a mother-son sort of way mattnorman of the dt is a darling hitting his labour characterisations perfectly on the head.

    Of bullyballs he says ” a venomous puff adder slithering sibilantly through the Westminster undergrowth ……..a face like chucky the killer doll in child’s play movie”

    How perfectly apt!!

    • 272
      Eeu to me says:

      Oh thought it was the war criminal Bliar trying to get another highly paid job number with taxpayers money by the wagon load and the other criminal Brown stains trying to go for the same job, but with war criminal Bliar upping his chance by opening up his dirty trick files on Brown shite.

    • 294
      Anonymous says:

      Balls is a Bilderberger just like his mate Dave.

  71. 268
    Archbishop Rowan Williams says:

    I am Gordon Brown

  72. 269
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Come On Guido, Telegraph ripping Balls a new arsehole.

    • 273
      spellcheck says:


    • 274
      i says:

      You’ll only get the Saturday Seven.

      • 278
        Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

        dunno, Last few sats we had a few stories a day, With all this Balls stuff they useally save the best bits for sunday so i wonder what coming next for Balls?

        • 283
          Rebecca the Fecker says:

          A really funny Rich and Mark cartoon in under development, no doubt.

          Featuring an unidentifiable caricature that’s supposed to be Balls but actually looks more like the Elephant Man.

          • Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

            “A really funny Rich and Mark cartoon in under development,”

            Yes , we have been hoping that for years now….

  73. 276
    Dire Straights says:

    as the unelected royals pat their friends on the back with little awards for bravery in the face of australian bowlers thousands of people are made homeless, thousands are losing their jobs, many more are pushed into poverty as the country goes down the pan.

    a big thank youi to politicians, liars and cheats everywhere

  74. 277
    I says:

    Giggs to have Sex Therapy. Should get Text Therapy

  75. 279
    I fancy Sky's Paula Middlehurst says:

    Has bbc news reported on the new revelations about Brown and Balls ignoring advice and spending £90 billion?

  76. 281
    Sarah Ferguson says:

    A DEPARTMENT store worker has been awarded a record £58million after her boss slapped her around the head with his penis in the stockroom.

    Some girls get all the luck

  77. 282
    The Handycock Part II says:
    • 285
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Politics is the home of the sexully repressed and nutters.

  78. 288
    Jess The Dog says:

    No one from China at this dying influence-group meeting. It can’t last much longer.

    The egregious and precocious Rory Stewart would be better advised to spend more time with his constituents and the Conservative party, rather than trading off spook connections. Neither are particularly happy with him, he will either need to keep his seat or be given a safer one, and we all know what follows hubris.

    • 298
      Dire Straights says:

      no tories or labour MPs spend anytime with their constituents. My local Mp has a clinic once a month with 10 minute interviews for about 6 people. given that there are some 60000 constituents you can see it will take a lifetime for him to get round to them all.

      What the fuck else he does is anyone’s guess

  79. 296
    @tollypointbee says:

    I have requested that social services send a twitter social worker as I only have TEN phukkin followers. They will use taxpayers fund to fly someone out to me in Tuscany.

    Now then didn’t Mandy get quoted satying that Gadafi’s son had a PR problem and he even offered some advice. Is Guido scared of Mandy? I think we shud be told.


    Tolly PointBee

  80. 307
    Sir GYan gg says:

    Re-united and it feels so good

  81. 308
    Anonymous says:

    Seriously, why do you think Rory Stewart has been invited? He seems like a decent chap, he is a good constituenct MP- he seems to spend lots of time in Cumbria working extrememly hard. He is an academic, written two brilliant books, speaks a lot of sense – his personal life is his own business – but why would he be included with the likes of the others on the Bilderberg list? He is still fairly unknown compared to the rest and not really of the same ilk as Mandelson and Osborne.

  82. 310
    Wake Up says:

    If you want change, you’ll need to change the way you vote, i.e. not for the three main parties (they seem to have morphed into one).

  83. 316
    mmarcco says:

    look… boy george…

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