June 9th, 2011

Indian Spaceman Thanks Taxpayers for All the Money

We found the taxman doling out our hard-earned cash to the grateful Indian spaceman watched over by a rather chippy Cafod staffer. India remains the biggest recipient of British development aid, having received more than £800 million over the last three years. allowing it to equip an aircraft carrier, run a nuclear weapons programme and make progress on India’s ambitious space programme. We saw no sign of the newly hired Cafod lobbyist for foreign aid, Damian McBride…


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido, Mp arrested/ Hunt?

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  3. 3
    Trimminghams Gag Reflex says:

    Andrew Bridgen is the MP arrested for sexual assault

  4. 4
    AC1 says:

    MP Arrested Over Alleged Sexual Assault

  5. 5
    nottsal says:

    sexual assault according to sky- probably buggery

  6. 6
    Not that an MP being arrested for sexual assault is much of a story says:

    Fuck me Guido, I’m I going to have to go to the MSM to find out who’s been arrested ?

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    andrew bridgen

  8. 8
    Another Engineer says:

    Andrew Bridgen MP, Leicestershire North West

  9. 9
    Ed not Balls says:

    Andrew Brigden

  10. 10
    bandersnatch says:

    It says on the BBC site he’s a Tory so it can’t be Huhne. Who the hell is Andrew Bridgen? Hey ho… to Google we go.

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    Not that an MP being arrested for sexual assault is much of a story says:

    At least someone is on the case, somebody give Guido a dig, he’s obviously having an hour on the couch !

  12. 12
    bandersnatch says:

    Not such a private member, Bridgen, it seems.

  13. 13
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Cheers, Hang Him!

    Unless its another panaroma undercover investigation………. not that they ever went after presscott.

  14. 14
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “Your either in front of Guido or behind”

    In this case Guido , we in front :-)

  15. 15
    Trimminghams Gag Reflex says:

    Anybody else hearing that the “29 year-old woman” alleging sexual assault by Andrew Bridgen is Chloe Smith MP?

  16. 16
    bandersnatch says:

    Bridgen’s Wikipaedia page starts: Andrew Bridgen is a professional clown and Conservative politician… I’d say so!

  17. 17
    Arthur Haynes (Comedian) says:

    Now everyone, he’s innocent till proven guilty in this country,

    The dirty of bastard.

  18. 18
    bandersnatch says:

    Her website says “Chloe Smith, Member of Parliament for Norwich North, will on Saturday 14th May be running ‘Race for Life’ at the Norfolk Showground.” Running away from the clown Bridgen, doubtless.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Cant blame him…. Maybe i should hung as well :-)

    If true.

  20. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Former BBC presenter Peter Rowell has been bailed on charges of raping a child.

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    Cons and LD have a lot in common says:

    Conservative MP Andrew Bridgen has been arrested on suspicion of sexual assault, the BBC understands.

    The married 46-year-old Leicestershire North West MP is believed to have been arrested in central London in the early hours of Thursday.

    The backbench MP and former businessman, who entered Parliament last year, is accused of assaulting a 29-year-old woman, the BBC understands.

    He was not charged and has been released on police bail, sources said.

  22. 22
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “Maybe i should be hung”

  23. 23
    Arthur Haynes (Comedian) says:

    Bloody hell, is it a full moon, have they all gone crazy?

  24. 24
    Arthur Haynes (Comedian) says:

    and this was BEFORE today’s charges:

    ‘Mr Rowell, who presented the ITV West regional news for more than a decade and was presenting the afternoon show on BBC Radio Bristol until earlier this year, has already appeared in court faced with seven counts of indecent assault against girls and possessing and making indecent images of children.’

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    Political career

    Bridgen was selected as prospective parliamentary candidate for North West Leicestershire for the 2010 general election.
    In May 2009 he intervened in the “dirty tricks row” involving a councillor who had offered Conservative backing to ensure a village hall was built if an independent election candidate stood down.[4] Bridgen blamed “intransigence of certain unelected individuals at the very top of the county council” rather than the individual councillors involved.[4] Both Labour and Conservative council leaders criticised his intervention and the Council solicitor wrote to ask for an explanation.[4] There was a police investigation and although he denied wrongdoing one of the councillors subsequently stood down.[5]
    Bridgen was elected[6] on the 6th May as the first Conservative MP for the area in thirteen years. The seat had been vacant after the previous MP, David Taylor, died of a sudden heart attack on Boxing Day, 2009.
    In June 2011, he attacked critics of Andrew Lansley’s controversial proposed NHS reforms by claiming that anyone who opposed them was guilty of “Stalinist protectionist elements”.[7].

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    Anonymous says:

    Now I understand why government want to give 50% discount to rapist, soon it could be £100 spot fine.

  27. 27

    Oh dear. It does not take long for sex to rear its cat’s ugly head.

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    She looks like a female version of Brigden to me. Rather Freudian.

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Actually India is one of the very few Countries I don’t mind giving money to, why shouldn’t they have a space programme? It shows they want to better themselves and not just be a dumping ground of shit industries no one else wants.

    We should be asking why we in the UK don’t have a space programme like NASA, NASA costs 16 billion dollars a year to run, that’s about 10 billion pounds.

    We spend 200 billion on benefits to fucking bone idle scum and 100 billion is wasted on the NHS. We spend 4 billion on the fucking BBC for fucks sake.

    A space programme would turn our universities into the finest in the world, we’d create thousands of REAL jobs (remember much of NASA’s work is done by the private sector) and the benefits would be huge.

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    frogman says:

    “200 billion on benefits”…which currency are we on now?

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    Anonymous says:

    Our servicemen are dying because of outdated and the wrong type of kit e.g. the Nimrod crash in Afghanistan and the many deaths in snatch landrovers. We can only operate 4 army apaches in Libya, operating off a RN ship, cobbling a limited offencsive capability. The RN is reduced to renting a ship to help in the protection of the Falklands, I kid you not, HMS Protector. Look it up on the net. Just a few examples where the govt have got it wrong. The first, first, duty of any govt is defence of the realm not giving away nearly 14 billion pounds of tax payers money to countries that are running their own nuclear programmes. I makes me sick.

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    Iloathlefties says:

    I agree, it demonstrated very cleartly how our politicians are wired up differently to the rest of us. There are so many other things that we could spend this money on instead of foreign causes. Our previous and present Governments are obsessed with all things foreign, including our £10 billion net giveaway to the EU. When so many 3rd worlders (about 6 million over the last 10 years) are allowed tro come here why are we giving anything? Seems like we’re paying for them twice.

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    Princess says:

    Not another dirty bastard like Handycock. Stay away from me Pervert.

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    Pickled Wizard says:

    but, no doubt an upstanding member of the community…..

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    HenryV says:

    If Endurance hadn’t suffered that “accident” there would have been no need to lease Protector. Ice rated ships are expensive to build and though not difficult to design still take a few years to build. HMG had no choice but to lease. Well they did have a choice they could have chosen not to lease a ship. I wonder what Liebour would have done?

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    Keith Horatio Chegwin says:

    Sex life of the potato man

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    David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    So McClegg and Wet Dave are intent on following Dave’s multi billion pound give away scheme. The Government still hiding 20% of our energy bill is being spent on greeny waster ideas such as wind farms, which are private companies and should raise funds through banks, share holders etc.

    Our elderly have been cheated out of their winter fuel allowance, changing from RPI to CPI. Savers, who have only acted properly, do not benefit from Wet Dave’s promise to rid savings from income tax. Yet he is till prepared to help India and Pakistan’s war machine and space programmes, as well as nuclear programmes that cause us so much fear in the hands of some of their citizens.
    Mitchell, his cohort, needs to be committed because he thinks the public will rejoice at being a hand out super power and thinks we will celebrate the status as much as the Queen or army. And they think some of the Middle East tyrants are mad!!!

    Time to fook off Wet Dave and take McClegg with you. We want a Tory leader with Tory values.

  38. 38
    Hymie Goldcohenbergenstein says:

    “I wonder what Liebour would have done?”

    Given the islands to Argentina !!

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    I think he means benefits to bankers.

  40. 40
    HenryV says:

    With a healthy redevelopment grant, Spanish lessons, and forced mass conversion to the Roman Church too probably.

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    Stryker Miliband says:

    That is without a doubt the worst photo op / stunt I’ve ever seen in my life.

  42. 42
    Magnum P.I. says:

    We give aid to the dirty Jigaboos too – you heard it here first. I think it’s time for Guido to write another awesome blog post exposing this scandal.

    GO GUIDO!!!

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    opinion prole says:

    Don’t forget the UK was the first in the world with a nuclear power plant at Calder Hall in 1956. By now we should be a world leader in this technology with other countries queuing up to buy great British engineering. Thousands of top jobs for bright British graduates and skilled technicians and the UK respected as we once were for innovation and expertise.

    Instead what do we get: Labour tossers hosing our money away on parasitic welfare seekers, diversity and outreach pests, multicultural bullshit, identity cards and cameras everywhere, a fantastically wasteful health system and social engineering of every useless description imaginable.

    We are buying nuclear technology from the French, of all people. As Blair was crowing about this amazingly clever bit of humiliation the last remaining UK nuclear company was being sold to Toshiba. Labour truly are the hypocritical and incompetent scum of the political earth.

    Now we get the technological ignoramus Huhne trying to cover the entire country in inefficient and expensive windmills to be paid for out of the pockets of anyone who dares to buy electricity from power plants that actually work. We gave up on bloody windmills in the 18th century when we invented the steam engine.

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    Archie says:

    I would laugh, roar and cheer if that smug wanker Camoron lost the next election over our indignation at the way he was chucking away our hard-earned dosh in “foreign aid”! Evidently I’m not the only one with this sentiment! Go Guido!

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    VJ Singh says:

    It would take more money than that to get that fat bastard into space. Jeez, he’s got his own gravity ffs.

  46. 46
    Archie says:

    Well said, that man!

  47. 47
    Major Plonquer says:

    The British government is merely trying to curry favour…..

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    John Bellingham says:

    It is absolutely essential that Britain gives oodles of moolah to India in order to persuade the politically powerful Mr Tata and Mr Mittal to build slightly cleaner steel mills in India and gain £800 million in carbon credits, they can then buy up and close British steel mills and gain another £600 million in carbon credits.
    This is only fair and just as Mr Tata and Mr Mittal are known to be struggling third world businessmen who just want to make a better life for their people.

  49. 49
    The puppett master says:

    If my memory serves me well …
    Space programe = ICBM program.

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