June 8th, 2011

Awkward Ed Miliband Moments

Guido enjoys browsing the entire website devoted to Awkward Ed Miliband Moments, CCHQ’s press office delights in re-tweeting gurning pictures of the Leader of Her Majesty’s Opposition and now the Mail joins in with 9 pictures taken during his speech yesterday. Not so much ‘Red Ed’ as ‘Weird Ed’.

Is this the face of a Prime Minister?


  1. 1
    Road_Hog says:

    Do you mind, I was just eating my toast.

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    David Shepard was the best umpire ever says:

    Surely this is a character from Sesame St, not the leader of UK political party?

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    Anonymous says:

    If you’re going on facial features alone at least he’s more expressive than the chinless wonder we currently have…

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    Come face? says:

    Are these Ed’s sex faces in reverse, I think the second one down is the “money shot”, lucky Justine.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    A face for radio, a voice for silent movies, and an ideology for the dustbin.

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    Eeu to me says:

    Hell, is this all Liebour have got to be da man in charge, why don’t they get rusty Cameron in to take charge he’s more Liebour than the crap that they have now.

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    Justine says:

    Hey Guido,

    Leave Ed alone he has a fantastic policy review going on at the moment the fact its taken 8 months is irrelevant.

    I’m particularly looking forward to the policy entitled “X-Factor for a generation”

    P.s it started in America, to far to fast, to far to fast

    As you were

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    Old ones the best says:

    Ed Miliband walks into a bar and the barman asks “Why the mong face?”

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:


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    Eds toilet says:

    In all those pics he looks like he is releasing a chocolate hostage from the departure lounge

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    Magnolia says:

    It’s those prehensile lips.
    I still think the poor man resembles that chicken ‘Ginger’
    rather than Wallace.
    I believe that it only matters what you look like in politics, or pretty much anything else, if you’re no good.
    No one would mind if Ed had two heads, green skin and walked with a limp while swigging gin if he was any good but he’s hopeless.
    The look (cha, cha) of doooooooooooom…….

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    Eamonn U Ensis says:

    Labour should at this point be totally shredding the Coalition given the present difficulties on NHS and Justice and “Dave” having to personally intervene to try and salvage the mess…meanwhile the Libdems are playing up and threatening to de-rail Conservative Policy and the Tory Backbenchers are in almost rebellion…but what do we get as Labour’s alternative PM(?) “Odd Ed”..the gift that just keeps on giving to “Dave”….Labour made a monumental error when they had “Ed” foisted on them……..they simply have no hope of gaining the necessary support of the those voters essential to get them back into government….they’ve lumbered themselves with Michael Foot Mk2 but this time around without the Donkey Jacket !!!!!

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    Kevin T says:

    The Labour Party appears to be led by Frankie Howard.

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    Mobius says:

    “Cracking cheese Gromit.”

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    smoggie says:

    The unacceptable face of socialism.

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    MrAngry61 says:

    Anyone can be caught in an awkward grimace if they are filmed when speaking with conviction. It’s his bad luck to have an irritating voice and an immature debating style.

    However, Ed’s presentation is a distraction – his ideology, policies, associates and political history are the really difficult hurdles for him to overcome.

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    JH says:

    Is this the face of a Prime Minister?

    No, it’s the tortured face of a millionaire socialist’s son, under the dawning realisation that his beloved socialism is being kicked to the curb once again, largely due to himself and his predecessor.

    Both he and his brother look like the midwife was a bit keen with the forceps, but these images depict a weird, weird individual.

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    Super Zuffle says:

    Brilliant, i actually feel stupid for voting Tory now. I mean fuck the financial mess the country is in Ed has nice facial features.

    I’m off to join the Labour Party now when is the next election? Eds got my vote!

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    Steve Miliband says:

    Is he trying to get a ‘look in serious and concerned’ face?

    I launched a website ‘normaledmilibandmoments’. I had to close it as there no photos available

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    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    I’m certain that if those pictures were zoomed out, Blinky would be in them as well….

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    Fuck Milimong says:

    No doubt that at pmqs Cameron will congratulate Ed on his marriage. And Ed, true to form, will use that as an excuse for an attack. It sums up Labour that even when Cameron says something nice to Milimong, instead of being gracious, Ed just makes a pathetic partisan joke in response. I don’t know why Cameron even bothers.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    OT, but the former PM of Iceland has been charged with negligence for wrecking their economy:


    So, when are we going after Bliar and McBust then??

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    Eeu to me says:

    Nah he will welcome Rusty Cameron’s congratulations, as one left winger to another etc.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Coffee……keyboard……Mrs J seeking explanation…..

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    nell says:


    red ed at the head of bluelabour. A potential pm? I don’t think so!

    And even the graudian agrees with us Guido!!

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    They're all smug, sneering Celt cunts at the BBC, 'cept Kuenssbergs whom I wish to bum intensely says:

    What a pathetic figure this cu’nt is

    I suspect the hatred the Union barons have for ordinary working class people blinded them to the utter shitness of this wretch.

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    Opaque Lemsip says:

    “I believe that it only matters what you look like in politics….”

    Too bloody right.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Is this the face that sunk a thousand ships?

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    Anthony Weiner says:

    Ed needs to tweet a photo of his dick and his image will improve.

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    Gurner says:

    He certainly has the Ted Heath look about him.

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    Super Zuffle says:

    I think he means his face looks like his arse has been dripping like a George Foreman grill

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    Mike Litorus says:

    Kneeling behind fisting him if those expressions are anything to go by…

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    The literal, English meaning of Celt is scrounger says:

    Thats what the leftists have to offer this country, sneering, hypocrite wankstains

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    EDL(sssh, on our backers!) says:

    Anti-semitic c’unt!

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    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:


    My thoughts exactly.

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    Anonymous says:

    Straight out of Viz’s ‘Up The Bum’ corner!

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    Mr Weiner says:

    Whereas Cameron’s face is blankly smug at all times.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Don’t knock Militwat – we all know he’s an incompetent prat but at this rate he’s the best chance we have of keeping Liebore in opposition at the next GE. Call Me Dave needs all the help he can get.

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    Bruce says:

    If I had a head like Ed’s I’d circumcise it

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    Prole says:

    He’s just been asked to buy the kids
    a round of ice creams at the park.

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    Mark says:

    Did someone say sex faeces?

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    NWO says:

    We can do you Mladic instead? Agents Brown, Blair, Bush, Obama…, are extremely useful blackmailed bender goy, champions of democracy and economic freedom around the world!

    PS never forget, Hitler was the root of all evil. toodle pip!

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    Pete Bogman says:

    Doing a Camilla. (Park yer bowels).

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    Kevin T says:

    Which means he fits in nicely at international summits. If Miliband was PM, it would be like Mr Bean had gatecrashed the event.

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    Anonymous says:

    The hamster ffrom Creature Comforts!

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    An Unfortunate name says:

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    Ed says:

    I like the thinger Nicole Therzinger from the Puthhycat Dollth.

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    Anonymous says:

    Or Bernie Winters, where’s Schnorbitz?

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    Mong and monger says:

    In fairness, he’s not as bad as this:

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    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Or is this the Prime Ministers mug shot?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Just watched the weasel like Sadiq Khan on BBC News 24. Is there a bigger shit within the labour party than this person.
    Labour no policies only spite.

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    A Playground Bully says:

    I feel strangely at home on this site.

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    Twatson says:

    He is only keeping the toilet seat warm for little miss Dromey the man who against all odds rose to the top of an all woman shortlist and was elected
    into a safe seat vacated by a fabianista who put world communism before personal interests

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    MC Miliband says:

    Yo homieth. I tell Juthtine to thake her booty. Like Thnoop Dogg, I want to make her thweat. Juthtine ith my ho and I’m her gangthta.

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    paddy wanker says:


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    Atheist says:

    Just had two fucking jehovah’s witnesses at the door. Told them where to go. Fucking god botherers.

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    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah says:

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    Selohesra says:

    This was footage of when Gordon tried to teach him how to smile naturally

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    Wear the Fox Hat says:

    It must be a typo.

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    Super Zuffle says:

    p1ss sta1nes is a nazi fock

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    Super Zuffle says:

    hey no need to nick my moniker tat

    Does your mum know where you are?

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    WHAT A SCOOP! Is this the face of an inflatable c0ck of a PM who pays Fawkes? says:

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    Popeye says:

    Prime Minister of mirth?

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    Ed Balls, Shallow Chancer says:


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    Ed (Hair)Balls says:

    Is this the face of a Prime Minister?

    No, but mine is…I shall rule!!!!!

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    Super Zuffle says:

    Fuck off Tat you Guildford junkie twat.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Laughing at you says:

    Tat i thought you had sorted out this habit of shitting your pants?

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    Is this the face of a Twat? says:

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    Super zuffle says:

    awww nice my own personal stalker

    Once again Tat does your mum know your out ?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    He aint human!

    But then again niether was his father…..

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    They're All The Same says:

    And to think there are those who say political discourse in this country has reached an all time low.

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    Ed Balls, Shallow Chancer says:

    Everyone has got the right to be ugly but they are just abusing the privilege.

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    Laughing at you says:

    Still wanking to you mum tat? You need to lay of the drugs you junkie wanker.

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    Peter Grimes says:

    Bit like his father, Brown, then!

    Milipede minor is fugging uckly!

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    Super zuffle says:

    Runnny bottom time for someone again tat

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    “P.s it started in America, to far to fast, to far to fast”

    This is what happens when you try to transcribe Esturine English.

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    Super Zuffle says:

    piss poor sockpuppetry by the Guildford dog rapist

    Does your pimp know your out?

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    Andy Gray says:

    Top middle looks like Ray Winstone just after he’s announced that the ‘Latest live odds are on your screen nowww’.

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    Tommy Baldwin says:

    On your bike Guido !

    Admit you lost big-time by backing Chris Huhne to be next Cabiet Minister to leave.

    You know jack shit about politics sonny

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    smoggie says:

    No, he just ran out of pants.

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    Mark Oaten says:

    I can find somewhere to park that!

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    Lord Lucan says:

    what a retard! are we sure Ed wasn’t a spastic kid and he’s just had a few ops to make him look normal??

    just a f*cked up as his mentor, Gordo

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    Super zuffle says:

    you shit yourself again tat and then you shit in your mums mouth you shitty shit runny bottom shit

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    Laughing at you says:

    You try and help the guy out and he throws it right back in your face

    Can we all have a whip around for him

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    Super zuffle says:

    can i smell your shit and have a wank?

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    Oooh look, now then, misseth!

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    Lard Presclott of Bulimia, Bog Seats, Beams,Bellies,Banjos,Punches, Croquet, Pies, Jags 'n' Shags says:

    He’s like me – hung like a hamster.

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    smoggie says:

    I don’t think you can lay claim him as your own personal stalker, unfortunately he stalks everyone who doesn’t agree with his nutty theories. ie. everyone.

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    Super zuffle says:

    can I have a go at your runny bottom mark?

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    I Remember You Hoo says:

    He does not even have the face of a serious politician, yet the airhead made it to government minister and saddled us with the most expensive piece of garbage legislation ever.

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    Super zuffle says:

    In answer to your question yes your mum knows where iam

    P.s hows the shit stain ?

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    Super zuffle says:

    tat i know you have no friends but you really need to stop posting to yourself.

    if any shit needs smelling they only need to look inside your nappy

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    smoggie says:

    I’m tat and I’m a mong. Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Whee

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    Trampolining? LOL says:

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    Wavy Davy Camermong says:

    You love my face don’t you little doggie

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    Spade says:

    Or a descriptive Noun?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I want to be head of the IMF.

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    smoggie says:

    I think what you’re saying is that he’s got fuck all going for him.

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    The bestest (sic) chance of keeping the Looting Parteh in opposition is for Blinky to mount a Palace Coup and reduce RedEd to teaboy staus once more. Ed could well get a sympathy vote – like John Sergeant in “Strictly”, and for much the same reasons. Blinky is universally despised by the Country, including all but 13% of Labour voters.

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    Tats mum says:

    Tat come and get your medication and change your nappy

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    Wile E. Coli says:

    You are only saying that because [insert name of leader of party you would vote for if there were a General Election tomorrow] smells of ploppy poo.

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    Super zuffle says:

    if any shit needs smelling they only need to look inside ny nappy

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    running on empty says:


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    Hairy Colas mum says:

    Dear Guido

    Hairy ( Neo Guido) Cola asked me to tell you that he will be late today, I know this does not happen often as he is Mummy`s little boy and always on time.

    This time he told me he had abducted by aliens and they forced him to down vast amounts of booze, As you know Hairy does`nt drink and therefore is hugging the toilet at the moment.

    I hope you won`t hold this against him and he said he will be in as soon as possible.

    Hairy Colas Mum

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    Super zuffle says:

    shitty shit smell runny bottom shit

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    I beg to differ. Frankie Howard both had talent and meant to be funny.

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    I pulled a bloke last night and got my arsehole ruined and i liked it!!!! says:

    On expenses?

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    smoggie says:

    tat i know you have no friends but you really need to stop posting to yourself

    if any shit needs smelling they only need to look inside your nappy

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    JH says:

    Cue breathy claims that Nana was a ‘promising’ student/footballer who had ambitions to be a lawyer/premier league player (delete as appropriate).

    What would our crime statistics look like if you removed all the offences of this, erm, ‘type’?

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    Anonymous says:

    I’d like to trampoline all over his fucking commie head.

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    AC1 says:

    Tat, Post that on the blog you promised us ages ago…

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    Super Zuffle says:

    shitty mum bottom smell runny

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    Anonymous says:

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    Raving Loon says:

    I see anti-semites everywhere, even my cornflakes look anti-semitic to me.

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    TAT says:

    Im off to get my bottom wiped

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    Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man is TATtastic says:

    First I say wuv, then I say winkie. And then I say wuv, and then I say winkie! And then I say wuv, and then I say winkie!

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    smoggie says:


    You’ll get charged 1.50 a minute

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    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off Billy.

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    AC1 says:

    Normally they serve (admittedly airline) food on the Plane to the US of A. So no need to fast.

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    JH says:

    Oh do f*ck off. Some Labourite lickspittle will get you tickets for the progressive 800m blood-soaked crawl towards socialist ideological purity and impoverishment, or whatever other event you want to see.

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    Anonymous says:

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    smoggie™ says:

    You know you’ve well and truly arrived when tat starts nicking your moniker :-)

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    She's the archetypal leftie bleeding heart liberal says:

    Watching Sky news. Why is Frances Crook (amusing name) so preoccupied with the rights of criminals? Does she want every killer and rapist to walk free? She’s become a self parody.

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I know it says tittle tattle at the top.

    But there we have it, and I always knew deep down it was true really.
    Politics is just a gurning contest. He who gurns least gets most votes and fiddles about with the country. (and sets up a new “FBI for the uk” for example)

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    Super zuffle says:

    Its nice when he nicks your moniker its like a ringing endorsement of your opinion.

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    obama 'r us says:

    Chuka Umunna must be some sort of fucking joke, musn’t he?

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    JH says:

    More from ChukkyMukkyInLuciany:

    ‘My condolences go out to his family and friends,’ he added. ‘This will have rocked them – and the wider community on the estate – to the core.’

    No, Chukka, it is par for the course. Turning this country into a blood-soaked crime ridden tribalist hell hole is what they ‘do’. Just like your party.

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    misterned says:

    All dave needs to do is:

    1. announce a U-turn on climate policy, (he’s used to U turns by now)
    2. give us a referendum on EU membership,
    3. cut foreign aid
    4. tackle rampant immigration
    5. replace the human rights act with a common sense bill of rights which recognises the difference between a law-abiding free man and a convicted criminal.

    …and he would then win a landslide.

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    Ed says:

    Comradeth! I am preparing thome hilariouth joketh for pmqth.

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Ha ha female Tory MP on Radio 5 is outnumbered 2 to 1 by Liebore scum and fat Vicki still won’t let her get a word in edge ways.

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    Ken ( 'pond life' ) Livingscum says:

    Celebrate the rich, multicultural diversity.

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    Anonymous says:

    More like the prime suspect

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    Eamonn U Ensis says:

    “Call Me Dave needs all the help he can get”……..it’d help of course if he actually pursued policies in the Tory Maifesto and stop blaming the LibDems for having to water them down……..everyone knows “Dave” isn’t really a “proper”Tory and would have much preferred to be leading a new “Liberal Conservative Party”(oops silly me…he already is)

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    LOL…. Desperate Thread Guido. Worried are you, watching your beloved Tory ( sorry collation ) government squirm and wriggle.

    Maybe Ed should employee a official photographer, paid by the tax payer, just like what Dave did….errrrrrrrrrrr.

    You aint seen me right

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    misterned says:

    Not Entirely… The BBC do their level best to ‘big him up.’

    It won’t be too long before they start treating criticism of Ed as being akin to beating up a cripple in a wheelchair.

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    errrrrrrrr “International Summits”” you say. Well considering that is all he does these days

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    misterned says:


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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Give me some fizzy orange and some honey nut clusters or I’ll Nokia someone.

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    misterned says:

    The Irish should be arresting their former leaders too! Defaulting early is cheaper in the long run.

    All the bail-outs are doing is delaying the inevitable and making the consequences of that inevitable default far far far worse than would otherwise have been the case.

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    AC1 says:

    A lot Less diverse*…

    *Where diverse has it’s newer meaning i.e. shit.

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    JH says:

    This post is the only desperate thing on this thread.

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    Rich Person says:

    I think Ed needs more than a photographer

    Are you that guy that’s jealous of rich people ?

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    any excuse for a party says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Is this the face of a Prime Minister? Who cares what the PM looks like? Just another example of the perpetual media cycle obsessed with how someone looks. Style over substance has become the mainstay of our political system. It is beginning to look like X-factor more and more every year. Rather shallow comment Guido.

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    point says:

    I thought the guildford obsessive was paranoid conspiracy nutter called something like Dim Ireland.

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    misterned says:

    I have had a big row with some liberals in the states about that Weiner story. Apparently, According to American Liberals, sending “dick shots” to women is “pretty much the norm” these days, and then lying about it to a spouse, the family, supporters, financial backers, the wider party, the Washington DC Press Corps and the entire global media and then launching a dishonest attack on a blogger accusing him of the crime of hacking….. is all completely acceptable, we should forget it and move on.

    Sending dick shots and lying about it is “pretty much the norm” according to these liberals. Really? What fucking planet am I on then, cos I thought it was perverted and sick and fucked up!

    No wonder America is going down the shitter!

    BTW… If it had been a conservative, or even worse an evil tea-partier, then they would have been apoplectic and demanded his imprisonment!

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    tittle tattle, gossip and rumours says:

    The bloke looks like my toilet brush that should have been replaced years ago FFS.

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    Ant n Dec says:

    It MIGHT be you anonymous

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    ERRRRR NOPE, Thats just your Psychosis, divert away from argument quote.

    Guido has come up with some pictures of Ed, ( sent to him from Tory HQ ).

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Scroll down here for the face of a prime minister:


  154. 154
    Lord Sacharin says:

    Anonymous, you’re a lightweight, you’re fired

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    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Shhh, Cameron is not left wing, he is errr, umm, ‘progressive’. They don’t like being called leftist these days, so they pretend they are not. However, even the most casual glance reveals them for what they really are, if you look.

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    Careful now…. I may have to report you under the New Tory “Prevent” Security policy. Ohhhhh the Irony

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    Postlethwaite says:

    Is it Friday already?

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    Jethro Q. Walrus-Titty says:

    Labour trolls abound this morning-I guess they have to-this face is not
    exactly conducive to Prime Ministerial work-it will never happen.

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    Bob Monkhouse says:

    Interesting set of pictures: I’m sure they’re going to persuade the many Labour voters on this site to change their minds.

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    Spank Sinatra says:

    Reminds me of the crazy hall of mirrors at a fairground.

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    Rich Person says:

    I was referring to the drivel you posted yesterday about private schools, which while we are on the subject I would go back to your secondary school and ask for a refund on the five years you wasted there.

    Sent from Tory HQ… what a load of shite i guess next you will be telling us those photos are ideologically driven.

    Epic fail again i guess this is becoming a bit of a habit for you? I’m still lost as to what to what point your making?

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    Maggies Thatch says:

    The ladies not for gurning

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    Steve Miliband says:

    He’s had an up and down career

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    Anonymous says:

    Ok, your fucking head then, you tool.

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    Steve Miliband says:

    Pair of tits

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    Bob Crow says:

    Yer your right i would also like to add that those photos are ideologically driven

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    loussa toussa says:

    Fuck off you paranoid nutter.

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    I pulled a bloke last night and got my arsehole ruined and i liked it!!!! says:

    I am no bothered what E Miliband looks like.

    However i am worried about his polices and the team around him seems to be the same team that lead us in to this mess.

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    Eamonn U Ensis says:

    You obviously know little about the psychology of modern politics….a significant majority of voters(those that can actually be arsed to vote that is) surprisingly equate the appearance/manner of as aspiring Prime Ministerial Candidate as a deciding factor as to whether they will vote for his party or not(unfortunately election campaigns in the UK are now taking on a more Presidential quality)rather than policies…..interestingly research has predicated that baldness(i.e. Hague and ID) in such candidates usually precludes them as being successful. In addition to that “oddness” e.g Brown tends to be unappealing particularly to women voters. In regard to “Ed” he has undoubtedly also taken a bad “hit” with female voters over his belated marriage and when questioned a significant number of female voters felt that he was only getting married for “political purposes”.So whether you like it or not presentation and appearance or what you call adoption of “X Factor politics” is here to stay and likely to increase………I’m afraid it is now a fact of life that people do put “Style over Substance” particularly when looking at someone who is putting themselves forward as a possible Prime Minister…(equally I’m afraid that Balls has the same effect on women voters.)..sorry to dis-appoint but “Guido” is firmly “on the money” regarding “Ed’s “…”oddness”.

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    Bob Crow says:

    Yer your right i would also like to add that those photos are ideologically driven!

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    Anonymous says:

    True, it cannot get any worse. I am considering joining Labour Party.

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    Progressive Paradise says:

    Celebrate cultural diversity, if you do not, we can arrange your re-education.

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    Twatson says:

    Dont bank on it 99% of the mongs will vote the way great-grand chav and great-grand slut voted in 1911,the other 1% will be in prison that week

  174. 174
    Martin Day says:

    Anyone hazard a guess as to many times that boring fart,David Cameron,will say “The Party Opposite” at todays PMQ’s.
    The man’s an arrogant born again hoon.

  175. 175
    Anon E Mouse says:

    Dropping the kids off at the pool

  176. 176
    Backwoodsman says:

    To be fair to the bloke, they’re actually not as bad as the pic of his dork of a brother with the banana. That was terminal.

  177. 177
    annette curton says:

    The many faces of New Labour and all of them frightening.

  178. 178
    is it says:

    If he felt pain like that delivering his speech – imagine what it must have been like listening to it

  179. 179
    Super zuffle says:

    Whats the matter Martin does the truth hurt a little?

  180. 180
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Not a bad day… Only 2 U-turns.

    That Tory manifesto in full.

    NHS Reforms X
    NHS ring fenced X
    Lower immigration X
    Tough on criminals X
    No tax rises X
    Inheritance tax fall X
    No cuts to front-line services X
    No change to Child benefits X
    Forrest sell off X

    I could go on

  181. 181
    Gordon Brown says:

    So do I, wanna see my Knokia?

  182. 182
    Alan of Troy says:

    “both he and his brother” – does that make them the Centipedes then? Or do we still need the other 98?

    On topic: The face that launched a thousand shits

  183. 183
    The Predator says:

    Ugly motherfucker

  184. 184
    Super zuffle says:

    The Labour manifesto in full:-

  185. 185
    Brillo show says:

    Labour’s Mary Creagh is truly odious on Daily Politics.

  186. 186
    Predator 2 says:

    Shit happens.

  187. 187
    Just Saying says:

    Ed and Labours policys:-

  188. 188
    Anonymus says:

    I thought the language would be a bit too earthy for you round here Melanie.

  189. 189
    Wear the Fox Hat says:

    His middle name is da Spear. Portuguese I think.

  190. 190
    Ed But Look Balls says:

    Luckily we lost her as an MP in the boundary changes, now in Blue Dewsbury! The twunt just shouts over other contributors…a harridan!!!

  191. 191
    Prole says:

    Disgraceful. Far to honest.

  192. 192
    Spot the Dog with Dirty Balls says:

    rough rough rough

  193. 193
    Brillo show says:

    According to Brillo, there’ve been 15 u-turns by the govt.

  194. 194
    White Man Van says:

    Oy Vey ,David Cameron’s Conservatives are in trouble now

    YouGov/Sun: CON 36%, LAB 44%, LDEM who?

    So long as Cameron is at the helm the blues have no chance

  195. 195
    don't know the lady says:

    Lets’ face it, she’d be odious anywhere.

  196. 196
    Ed But Look Balls says:

    Anita Anand has brought her pet puppies into the DP studio this morning, looks like they could be lively if they had to look at that chin!

  197. 197
    annette curton says:

    This is a translation of his speech outlining policy for those that missed it.

  198. 198
    Caroline Flint says:

    I taught her everything she knows.

  199. 199
    I pulled a bloke last night and got my arsehole ruined and i liked it!!!! says:

    Why do they have people commontating on PMQS?

  200. 200
    Anonymous says:

    Moussa Koussa = Master Baiter = Jonty ‘fuckdweeb’ Pryor.

  201. 201
    Brillo show says:

    Grant Shapps is a very impressive chap. My tip for a future Tory leader/PM.

  202. 202
    the last quango in paris says:

    is he the new face of rowntree fruit pastilles – you gotta chew?

  203. 203
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Dont understand politics do you !!!!. Manifesto to be published in 3 years time. Sit back and what you neo cons writhe. Boots on the other foot now

  204. 204
    I pulled a bloke last night and got my arsehole ruined and i liked it!!!! says:

    Live i mean.

  205. 205
    Rain Man says:

    What a fucking mong!

  206. 206
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Oh please…YES please !!!!!!

  207. 207
    Anonymous says:

    Hi tat, how’s the Yes2AV campaign going?

  208. 208
    Some Tory boyz are shit says:

    Weird Ed versus shiny smiley face Dave.

    Dave might have the cosmetic / focus group opinion on how to present yourself wrapped up by I know who I’d prefer as Tory leader.

    Not U turn if you want to, the gentleman’s always for turning Dave, but the intelligence beneath the outer layer Ed. Sad to say but it’s true.

  209. 209
    Boyz n da hood says:

    The “wider community on the estate” will be rubbing down and reloading – you fucka

  210. 210
    The honourable member says:

    … while a certain MP milks it for all he’s got. Using “black gun crime” to get ahead in politics? Someone open a window!

  211. 211
    Tattooed_Arry says:

    The pictures look like the portfolio of a bad actor, his eyes do not match the “emotion” shown on his face.
    They remind me of Gordon’s brief foray into “smiling”.

  212. 212
    is it says:

    o/t but still an major concern


    all good english names and guess the girls were all w(rite)

  213. 213
    The Public says:

    No thanks. Unlike Haarde, Mladic is odds-on to experience a sudden and totally unexpected terminal prejudice before proceedings develop very far. And while we would prefer the view to include danglings from lampposts, we also know there is no coin with only one side, no matter how hard the BBC tries to pretend otherwise on your behalf.

  214. 214
    Sad lifelong Conservative party member says:

    Dave’s face is conducive to Prime Ministerial work is it? And what a f uck up he’s been so far. I’d take a f uck ugly able PM or MP any day of the week.

    Maggie wasn’t exactly miss world but she did more than okay.

  215. 215
    V.I. Ulyanov says:

    It’s not in the Unions’ interests that the tool dangling off the end of the strings should be so narcissistic that s/he knows better than the Brothers what is to be done.

  216. 216
    Tell it like it really is says:

    131 Misterned = Spot on, why does Our Dave and the rest of them find it impossible to use common sense?

  217. 217
    Enforcer for the Progressive Paradise says:

    Or, failing that, your face.

  218. 218
    Intelligent approach appreciater says:

    Just because someone doesn’t agree with your opinion doesn’t mean they’re a labour troll. A party without debate and differing opinions is a doomed party.

    Maybe you’re the labour troll. You seem to have the former eastern bloc policy or arab leader views on how to behave down to a T. Was Stalin your hero? You seem to like ‘agree with me or you’re toast’. People with views like yours make me angry.

  219. 219
    Hans Schweitzer says:

    He looks like one of my Cartoons from “Der Stuermer”.

  220. 220
    Tell it like it really is says:

    Surely someone is posting in Chuckies name? Surely he can’t be so stupid, thick, brainless, dopey, full of shite, big headed, small brained, useless, am only stopping the descriptive adjectives as I’ve run out of space.

  221. 221
    Tell it like it really is says:

    Is Khan related through mutant genes to Chuckie?

  222. 222
    Tell it like it really is says:

    212 it it says: You may or may not know but this case is truly the very small tip of the very large iceberg, having refused to tackle the rape and abuse, now the modus operandi is to prosecute the absolute minimum number of men and try to keep it all as quiet as possible.

    If the rose bush (english) is affected with disease the remedy is to remove permanently the cause of the disease, what part of this can’t the gov’t understand?

  223. 223
    Balflower beater! says:

    Oh poor Eddie! it’s nasty when those horrible sex tapes get out ! I mean this is his private moment of self pleasure and shouldn’t be all over the papers [well unless he aims for the biscuit!!] shame Justine wasn’t there on the weeding night to stop this evil !!!

  224. 224
    Balflower beater! says:

    HEHE still failing upwards as usual!!!

  225. 225
    twat bingo says:

    do you think so?

    I hadn’t marked that down on my card.
    I would have got a full line.

  226. 226
    T M Allen says:

    I can only hope you was not sitting on the loo when those pictures were taken Ed.

  227. 227
    Malcolm Tucker says:

    Looks like time lapse photo of Ed taking a shit whilst knocking one out.

  228. 228
    Wear the Fox Hat says:

    I presume Mr Umunna plays a lot of polo.

  229. 229
    Wear the Fox Hat says:

    Why would anybody want to call the number?

  230. 230
    tory boys never grow up says:

    Oldest trick in the book taking photos when the target has their mouth open.

  231. 231
    Wear the Fox Hat says:

    He was in the Streatham Gazette last week after another murder (link on GF’s blog) saying, “Knife crime is very complex in London.”


  232. 232
    Wear the Fox Hat says:

    Maybe she likes getting raped.

  233. 233
    Wear the Fox Hat says:

    Good. They need to get somebody else.

  234. 234
    JH says:

    They are selling Forrest Gump? Surely that was in the bargain bin already.

  235. 235
    gildedtumbril says:

    The millipede might be more impressive if he wore the specs, wig and frock of Dame Edna. Some of his grimaces are recognisably attributive.
    He is a talent free eejit.
    I would not employ him roadsweeping. I prefer the sweeping done properly.

  236. 236
    East Midlander says:

    100 % correct

  237. 237
    Fog says:

    I would have thought you would be able to spell, Justine.

  238. 238
    jrand says:

    More of a failed student leader and still wearing short trousers. What a teenaged wuzz.

  239. 239
    NotaSheep says:

    A vile thought just came to my mind; can you imagine what his face looks like when he orgasms? Yikes!

  240. 240
    Anonymous says:

    Exactly the sort of thing that one would expect from Bullingdon bullies. Tory twats.

  241. 241
    Voice of Treason says:

    This is very childish and photos such as these could be applied to anybody. All it takes is retrieval of still images from a video. Really Guido you are becoming such a schoolboy.

  242. 242
    Iloathlefties says:

    This face is an exact match for my ass!!

  243. 243
    Flim-flam says:

    You are NOTBilly! Bog off you pillock and get your own blog name.

  244. 244
    Mr A says:

    When red ed doesn’t work switch to odd ed as predicted by liberal conspiracy. Your better and wittier than this Guido.

  245. 245
    Magnolia says:

    It’s simple, Ed’s giving birth.
    Last stage by the look of things.

  246. 246
    Ed Balls says:

    You belong in Labour, stupid and tribal. Class warrior.

  247. 247
    50 Calibre says:

    This man will never make a Prime Minister as long as he’s got a hole in his arse…

  248. 248
    Ed Balls says:

    If you dont like it go to Labourlist, now that is as thick as shit tripe if I ever saw it.

  249. 249
    Anonymous says:

    So just because ‘the majority’ of voters equate appearance as a deciding factor I must do so too? Well, no, I don’t. If you had understood what I was saying then you would have realised that is the problem.

  250. 250
    nicebutdim says:

    I think the one on the top right is his cum face – poor Justine …

  251. 251
    simone says:

    Top right photo looks like he’s just seen a member of the white working class.

  252. 252
    The Wrong Trousers says:

    You mean Wallace from Wallice and Gromit frame.

  253. 253
    JH says:

    Second oldest trick in the book, taking photos when the target has their mouth twisted into the shape of an Orang-Utang’s prolapsed anus. Probably as a result of the the staggering effort of sustaining the inner contradictions of being a millionaire socialist.

    But it’s alright to throw around sneery little ‘tory scum’ comments, isn’t it you wink-to-the-lefty-audience wanker.


    No, really.

  254. 254
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Pictures taken from CCTV film at kingscross station toilets
    as Ed ReallyBland takes one up the Chutney,
    after all he is Ed Balls “Little Bitch”

  255. 255
  256. 256
    John says:

    With such a range of expressions, he should have tried his hand at acting rather than politics! God knows he’d have had more success! ;))

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