June 3rd, 2011

Exclusive: Ed’s Spanish Honeymoon

Guido has gone back to his source regarding the sighting of Ed Miliband at his North London home this weekend – when he was supposed to be on honeymoon – the source is adamant that they saw Ed at home on Saturday morning. Guido has now had a second source come in that makes this very plausible.

Guido’s co-conspirator on easyJet says Ed flew from Gatwick on the 1310 easyJet 5177 flight Sevilla Airport, “He had priority boarding sat in row 3 in the window seat with Justine squashed in the middle next to a fat Spaniard. Only luggage was a large rucksack – looked like a student.” Which is a pretty good description of the normal look of the Leader of the Opposition.

Seville came to a standstill on Sunday, as the rather lame “Spanish Revolution” (©Laurie Penny) reached Ed’s chosen honeymoon destination. The revolutionary fervour began before the recent elections, it has been so successful that the centre-right Popular Party saw massive electoral advances. There is a lesson there…


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  1. 1
    A full on English Cunt says:

    I doubt they watched any bull-fighting.

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    • 6

      Obviously, the future is not orange.

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      • 26
        Anonymous says:

        Civil servants blew £1,300 of taxpayers’ money on a visit to a burlesque bar, it emerged yesterday.
        They spent the money at the Brickhouse restaurant, a haunt of Oasis star Noel Gallagher in Spitalfields, a trendy part of east London.
        The bar is described as a ‘cool venue offering a mix of entertainment, from burlesque to cabaret’.
        Diners relax on ‘VIP beds’, drinking cocktails and eating, while watching cabaret acts.
        The huge bill was run up by officials at the Department for Communities and Local Government – run by the formidable Eric Pickles – on their government-issue credit cards.

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        • 29
          A full on English Cunt says:

          Echo?

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        • 33
          Pissed off says:

          Dave mate, get your eye on the f ucking ball.

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          • Hugh Janus says:

            There’s absolutely no sign so far of that happening, and neither should we hold our breath.

            On a similar note, did you see that Pickles had apparently ordered councils to disclose the info on the ‘council credit card scandal’ but that around 200 refused to do so. Did he have the power to demand the information? If so, why didn’t he use it? What sanction does he have for those councils that replied with a V-sign? If he doesn’t have the power then he should pass the necessary legislation immediately and then get stuck in.

            Too many pleasing headlines, but no effective action afterwards. This will be the legacy of this weak and ineffective government.

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          • Tony Blair says:

            “Too many pleasing headlines, but no effective action afterwards.”

            This sounds dreadfully familiar..

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        • 39
          NeverRed says:

          Really relevant to Ed’s honeymoon !!!!Back to Labour list or the Guardian., and do concentrate on the topic

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          • Alexsandr says:

            pity the ash cloud didnt come back for a month just when he was supposed to be returning home.
            Imagine a month without seeing his ugly mush and listening to his lisping drone.
            Well I can dream….

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    • 8
      Major Paddy says:

      Bulldyke-fighting is a libdem bloodsport

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      • 89
        David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

        Guido, we do not have a centre right party. Tories used to be good on budgets, crime, defence, immigration, Europe and standing up for British interests. Wet Dave’s billion pound lottery is giving away as much taxpayers money as possible.

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    • 23
      Nick, yet more broken promises, Clegg says:

      Regarding the recent ad for an unpaid Lib Dem intern, only public school applicants need apply.

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      • 46
        The board of Westminster School says:

        Well said Nick.

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        • 90
          David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

          No more old boy network- my children are going to the London Oratory School. I can’t trust state education FFS. It was good enough for Blair and Harman so it is good enough for me. Ok, I am an atheist and it is a Catholic school but that has nothing to with it, does it? Where is Huhne or Laws to take the heat from me.

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          • Randy Scots Git says:

            I thought laws was an arse bandit, so am pleased he has a few sprigs to demonstrate that he can stick it in the right hole occasionally.

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      • 47
        David, I'll be back soon, all that lovely money, Laws says:

        Keep on garnering all the attention Nick

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    • 32
      Seriously worried says:

      I find it hard to care about where the f uck he honeymoons.

      The county’s fucked, Dave’s too worried about where the focus groups tell him to holiday next to notice all his ill thought out policies and u-turns.

      Will someone who has Dave’s ear tell him to sort himself out. If he doesn’t …. That’s too scary to contemplate.

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      • 40
        Maggie says:

        U turn if you want to Dave, the lady’ll be dead soon anyway so doesn’t care any more.

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      • 52
        Focus group 666 says:

        Look the camera in the eye, keep those shirtsleeves rolled up, throw in the odd quip about Clegg’s broken promises and the country will sort itself out.

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      • 70
        Anonymous says:

        Don’t forget the clothes. What colour? Matching or contrasting?

        There can never be too much tittle tattle on Guido’s.

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      • 82
        Anonymous says:

        @29. I’m also seriously worried at the lack of action to implement to any effective extent CMD’s pre-election manifesto.
        He is presently less useful to the Conservative party than the leader of the opposition.The latter does,due to his poor performance,make CMD look good;perhaps a case of “too little too slow” rather than “too much too fast”.
        If a week is a long time in politics then 13 months is an eternity & I see no cause for optimism regarding the outcome of the next general election for the tories.

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    • 48
      Quango says:

      Did he leave the airport in a taxi, train or bus?

      This is fascinating Guido…….

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    • 67
      Quango says:

      Was he on the right or left hand side of the plane?

      For gods sake, we need the detail…….this is so exciting….

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    • 95
      That's News says:

      Ed is an expert in Bull.

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  2. 2
    EDTH MILLITHBLAND says:

    They tried to make me pronounce where I went to… couldnt so left in disgrace!

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  3. 3
    Steve Miliband says:

    Isn’t Peter Hain from Seville?

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  4. 4
    les says:

    Jonah has returned!

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  5. 5
    EdMiliband says:

    I have a Theville partnerthip with Juthine! Geddit? Cracked me up

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  6. 7
    A full on English Cunt says:

    As you comment on left/right elections in Spain, Did you know that the EU spends 20 million pounds on promoting left wing causes in the US?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1393765/EU-spends-20m-year-promoting-left-wing-causes-U-S.html

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  7. 9
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    I had a thuper thay in Theville in Thouthern Thpain, tho there!

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  8. 11
    Ed says:

    It wath a motht wonderful honeymoon. Juthtine and I watched my entire box thet of Thtar Trek The Next Generation. That’th because Labour ith now The Next Generation in Britith politicth and I am itth captain. We altho had much thex on our honeymoon. Juthtine ethpecially liked it when I performed cunnilinguth.

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  9. 12
    bergen says:

    Who says romance is dead? Cheapskate.

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  10. 13
    Nick Clegg says:

    Thank heavens for this news

    Chris Huhne resigns to take up job at FIFA reviewing points system, playing away & expenses procedure.

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  11. 14
    Gordon Brown says:

    I spent my honeymoon in Cape Cod. Sarah spent it in Canterbury.

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  12. 16
    Shock,Awe and Total Indifference says:

    Thank God he didn’t fly to Athens or Belgrade !!!!

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  13. 17
    Daz Pearce says:

    She’s going to Rhyl and he’s going to Bangor – boom boom!!
    I quite like it when people like Miliband go on holiday – it’s one less day to interfere with the running of the country or propose a new initiative or edict. In fact we should send them all to Spain – permanently.

    http://outspokenrabbit.blogspot.com/

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  14. 18
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    If he was spotted at Paddington (the EyeSpyMP tweet), he must have been lost. Gatwick to Dartmouth Park is most efficiently done by the Gatwick Express to Victoria, then Victoria line to King’s X, then Northern line to Tufnell Park.

    Mind you, he always does look a bit lost to me.

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  15. 19
    Edmund Miliband says:

    Thtop bullying me!

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  16. 19
    Old dog no tricks says:

    for an enlightening way to spend 1/2 an hour and talking of foreign climes…

    This is a must watch……………..

    The Slog had an interesting piece on this 2 days ago which is more revealing !
    The Bailouts MUST be stopped !

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    • 25
      Laurie P says:

      Make them sell us Crete instead, and Santorini.

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      • 37
        HandsomeDavid says:

        Good thinking Laurie, lets get something back for our money.

        For starters lets get the building that the Elgin marbles were attached to. Would look nice in Hyde Park.
        The Greeks would have no cause for wanting the Elgin Marbles back then as they would justifiably be back ‘home’.

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  17. 21
    Anonymous says:

    Civil servants blew £1,300 of taxpayers’ money on a visit to a burlesque bar, it emerged yesterday.
    They spent the money at the Brickhouse restaurant, a haunt of Oasis star Noel Gallagher in Spitalfields, a trendy part of east London.
    The bar is described as a ‘cool venue offering a mix of entertainment, from burlesque to cabaret’.
    Diners relax on ‘VIP beds’, drinking cocktails and eating, while watching cabaret acts.
    The huge bill was run up by officials at the Department for Communities and Local Government – run by the formidable Eric Pickles – on their government-issue credit cards.

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  18. 22
    Laurie P says:

    The Spanish peasants are revolting, yah? Overthrowing their right wing bourgeois oppressors and their capitalist lapdogs. I watched the whole thing from a delightful little street cafe in Barcelona sipping chilled wine and sending copy back on my iPad.

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  19. 27
    Percy Longprong says:

    The Peoples Republic of North Korea would be a more suitable venue for Millitwats honeymoon.

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  20. 30
    Stinkfinger says:

    ‘Revolucion Feminista’ I agree.
    Now get out and fix the car you bitch.

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  21. 34
    Gagging says:

    did he take a plastic bag and use a satsuma in seville?

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  22. 36
    YorkshireLad says:

    Bet travelling SleazyJet piissed off Justine…get used to it love, Ed’s not first class material…except when he has the seat covers removed from carriages

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    • 69
      I Remember You Hoo says:

      Militwit flew Eastjet because Cameron flew Easyjet.
      Both did it to enhance their phoney ‘street’ credibility and to show they were the ‘same as us’ pulling their horns in ‘because we are in this together’ crap.
      If CMD went out and had pie and mash in an east end pub, with press in tow natch, Militwat would quickly arrange a photo op fish and chip meal in some ghastly working mens club.
      Yes they are THAT transparent.
      Of course such behaviour is for peasant consumption only, it’s first class on expenses, when the lens is not on them.

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  23. 42
    tory boys never grow up says:

    So this is the libertarian version of the Police state where the role of Big Brother is privatised and given to Guido and his minions who have nothing better to do than report on peoples honeymoons. So much for the right to privacy.

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  24. 43
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    I genewally twavel Firtht Clath but thith time I had to fly with the plebth. My thpin doctor, Tom Badwin, told me to do thith.

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  25. 44
    EasyJet check in says:

    You have reservations Mr and Mrs Milliband-Thronton?

    ”Well I’m not thure that we actually needed to get married. We love each other, whatever that meanth”

    ”I wish he would stop saying progressive, it’s getting on my … nerves”

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  26. 49
    Edmund Miliband says:

    Juthtine thays my cock ith thmaller than David’th. But thhe ith jutht trying to wind me up. I know thhe never went out with Cameron.

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  27. 50
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Did he thuck an owange?

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  28. 54
    Postlethwaite says:

    Enough of this cobblers, nobody cares . . .

    . . . but where’s the ”Caption (but no prizes) Competition”?

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  29. 55

    “The revolutionary fervour began before the recent elections, it has been so successful that the centre-right Popular Party saw massive electoral advances. There is a lesson there…”

    Yup Spain votes for banker occupation, like the rest of us then. In the UK it doesn’t matter who you vote for. Bankers Rule!

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  30. 66
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Oh come on Guido, does anyone really give a fuck about Milibland?

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  31. 72
    Why socialist will not work says:

    LA LA LA

    until Toynbee puts all her personal weath to public use, i have my fingers in my ears

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  32. 75
    The Spanish Gardener says:

    Anyone seen my cucumber?

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    • 77
      m'learned friend says:

      Guido, where’s the fuckin’ caption competition? I need to sneer and jeer and I’ve a train to catch .

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  33. 78
    ichabod says:

    Hasn’t she thrown him out yet ?

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  34. 81
    Is this some black cunt's joke that white cunts aren't supposed to get? says:

    At least it wasn’t a gay club. I suppose….

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  35. 83
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Who gives a donkey’s plonker about Ed Miliband.

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  36. 84
    I fucked Sally bercow in the ass, hard. says:

    I’d like to fuck Laurie Penny in the ass, hard, too. She’s begging for it.

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  37. 87

    rather lame “Spanish Revolution” (©Laurie Penny)

    Not to forget her exceedingly lame “student uprising”. Hyperbole would seem to be her only mode of expression. If she is so fucked off with everything why doesn’t she fucking well do something about it father then fucking bitching and whining. Unbearable twat

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    • 94
      tory boys never grow up says:

      Of course Elby is known for never whining and his constructive approach to problem solving. I rather see Laurie as Elby’s love child who is rebelling against her father figure.

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  38. 91
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I took my Jacqui to Bognor on honeymoon, to Butlins and it nearly finished me. She caught me with a Redcoat.

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  39. 96
    Peasant says:

    “the centre-right Popular Party saw massive electoral advances. There is a lesson there…”

    Unlike the centre-right Conservative party here, which could not be described as “popular” last year, (nor now) and could now obtain a “massive electoral advance”.

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