May 31st, 2011

Quote of the Day


13 Comments

  1. 1
    TaT MaN says:

    In other words the stop watch is ticking again!

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  2. 2
    Moley says:

    It doesn’t matter whether you win or lose, its how you place the blame.

    (Peanuts)

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  3. 3
    Major Paddy says:

    Translation
    My ex-wife and my soon to be ex-agent can go fu*k themselves

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  4. 4
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Hang him!

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  5. 6
    Anonymous says:

    He is just so busy, that everyone has to do it for him. Just what the hell is he doing that means he checks nothing?

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  6. 7
    Dirk Diggler says:

    What a complete and utter Hunt

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  7. 8
    Ed not Balls says:

    he is a piece of work…

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  8. 10
    TOO FAR says:

    “my agent”!….As is normal comments from these type of, so called, polititians/footballers/celebs..weren’t me it was him/her who did it/said it/ organised/arranged it nooooo wasn,t me
    It’s the “Agent who did “it” s’funny The buck stops at the top or from the arsehole now… which is low enough, how the ethicks of “public live” have changed
    PS sorry about the spelin!! Iv’e been taken lessons from Billy

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  9. 11
    Shaggy says:

    I had tried to keep her
    From what she was about to see
    Why should she believe me
    When I told her it wasn’t me
    But she caught me on the counter (It wasn’t me)
    Saw me bangin’ on the sofa (It wasn’t me)
    I even had her in the shower (It wasn’t me)
    She even caught me on camera (It wasn’t me)

    She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn’t me)
    Heard the words that I told her (It wasn’t me)
    Heard the scream get louder (It wasn’t me)
    She stayed until it was over

    Etc, etc…

    Plenty more lyrics where dat come from, boss!

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  10. 12
    Call me Dave says:

    I need to get rid of this guy.

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  11. 13
    Sue Doughty says:

    The candidate is personally liable for everything an agent does. Passing the buck to an agent means passing it to himself – he should know that

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cynic says:

Can anyone help me? I went on holiday a week ago and returned to find someone has pulled out the stake and Gordon Brown is back and acting as Prime Minister. What did I miss? Has there been a snap election?


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