Quote of the Day
Chris Huhne characteristically passes the blame…
“I have full confidence that my agent declared my election expenses correctly and I look forward to this complaint being rejected”
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
UKIP Official Policy Dept says:
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
In other words the stop watch is ticking again!
It doesn’t matter whether you win or lose, its how you place the blame.
(Peanuts)
Translation
My ex-wife and my soon to be ex-agent can go fu*k themselves
And they can both do time on my behalf.
Major:
What do you mean your ex-agent and ex-wife can go fuck themselves? Aren’t they already fucking each other?
Hang him!
He is just so busy, that everyone has to do it for him. Just what the hell is he doing that means he checks nothing?
What a complete and utter Hunt
he is a piece of work…
“my agent”!….As is normal comments from these type of, so called, polititians/footballers/celebs..weren’t me it was him/her who did it/said it/ organised/arranged it nooooo wasn,t me
It’s the “Agent who did “it” s’funny The buck stops at the top or from the arsehole now… which is low enough, how the ethicks of “public live” have changed
PS sorry about the spelin!! Iv’e been taken lessons from Billy
I had tried to keep her
From what she was about to see
Why should she believe me
When I told her it wasn’t me
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn’t me)
Saw me bangin’ on the sofa (It wasn’t me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn’t me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn’t me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn’t me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn’t me)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn’t me)
She stayed until it was over
Etc, etc…
Plenty more lyrics where dat come from, boss!
I need to get rid of this guy.
The candidate is personally liable for everything an agent does. Passing the buck to an agent means passing it to himself – he should know that