May 31st, 2011

Quote of the Day

Chris Huhne characteristically passes the blame…

“I have full confidence that my agent declared my election expenses correctly and I look forward to this complaint being rejected”


13 Comments

  1. 1
    TaT MaN says:

    In other words the stop watch is ticking again!

  2. 2
    Moley says:

    It doesn’t matter whether you win or lose, its how you place the blame.

    (Peanuts)

  3. 3
    Major Paddy says:

    Translation
    My ex-wife and my soon to be ex-agent can go fu*k themselves

    • 5
      ampersfa says:

      And they can both do time on my behalf.

    • 9
      MadMorgan says:

      Major:

      What do you mean your ex-agent and ex-wife can go fuck themselves? Aren’t they already fucking each other?

  4. 4
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Hang him!

  5. 6
    Anonymous says:

    He is just so busy, that everyone has to do it for him. Just what the hell is he doing that means he checks nothing?

  6. 7
    Dirk Diggler says:

    What a complete and utter Hunt

  7. 8
    Ed not Balls says:

    he is a piece of work…

  8. 10
    TOO FAR says:

    “my agent”!….As is normal comments from these type of, so called, polititians/footballers/celebs..weren’t me it was him/her who did it/said it/ organised/arranged it nooooo wasn,t me
    It’s the “Agent who did “it” s’funny The buck stops at the top or from the arsehole now… which is low enough, how the ethicks of “public live” have changed
    PS sorry about the spelin!! Iv’e been taken lessons from Billy

  9. 11
    Shaggy says:

    I had tried to keep her
    From what she was about to see
    Why should she believe me
    When I told her it wasn’t me
    But she caught me on the counter (It wasn’t me)
    Saw me bangin’ on the sofa (It wasn’t me)
    I even had her in the shower (It wasn’t me)
    She even caught me on camera (It wasn’t me)

    She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn’t me)
    Heard the words that I told her (It wasn’t me)
    Heard the scream get louder (It wasn’t me)
    She stayed until it was over

    Etc, etc…

    Plenty more lyrics where dat come from, boss!

  10. 12
    Call me Dave says:

    I need to get rid of this guy.

  11. 13
    Sue Doughty says:

    The candidate is personally liable for everything an agent does. Passing the buck to an agent means passing it to himself – he should know that


Seen Elsewhere

Fraser Nelson: Put Your Money on Ed Miliband to Win | Guardian
Guido Fawkes is Too Aggressive | The Times
Ditch Tobacco Plain Packaging | Grassroots Conservatives
What Farage, Boris and Rob Ford Have in Common | William Walter
Labour Spell New Adviser’s Name Wrong | ITV
Dave Stung by Jellyfish | Sun
City Minister’s Inheritance Tax Dodging Trusts | Indy
What I Would Have Done if I was Sarah Wollaston | Iain Dale
Boris is an Epic Europhile | Louise Mensch
Warsi Got PM to Confront “Secular Fundamentalism” | Fraser Nelson
Guardian April Fools Apology | Press Gazette


new-advert
Guido-hot-button (1) Guido-hot-button (1)


Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?


Tip off Guido
Web Guido's Archives

Subscribe me to:






RSS




AddThis Feed Button
Archive


Labels
Guido Reads