Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
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Osborne’s Complacency | FT
DWP’s Welfare Failings | Isabel Hardman
Get Used to Coalitions | David Aaronovitch
Woolwich a Showcase in the Banality of Evil | Fraser Nelson
The Enemy Within | Max Hastings
Muslim Led Military-Style Free School Needed | Toby Young
How ITV Crashed Out Online Last Night | MediaGuido
Green Leader Blames Terror Attacks on Britain | Asa Bennett
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Why Won’t Obama Acknowledge Islamist Reality? | Nile Gardiner
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Good to see that Guido has taken down Twitter.
Does anybody understand what lardy Cheryl Coles says – seems to me with all that cash you could learn to speak properly.
the tosser must have gone to sign on this morning
Fuckin Skid@Mark should be signing on with him FFS
Morning, sir. I trust your bronze mines are blooming, or whatever it is that they do.
Gleaming mate gleaming !
wouldn’t you think Call Me ravey davey gravy would wear something a bit more casual on holiday ?
http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/David+Cameron+Samantha+Cameron+Holiday+Ibiza+fXl4cahDYHil.jpg
She looks a dish – he looks like a rag.
She looks every part the little raver
He looks like her dad dropping her off !
So another spit roast candidate? Which end do you want for the first half?
Not bothered mate theres always half time (change ends)
But anything that stops a woman talking would do !
I would not dream of saying that to any woman, when I was just about to stuff my nuts in her mouth…
Eat your heart out Monbiot, we are scrapping them.
Maybe we’ll burn some more coal to keep our economy on track. That suit you Greenies?
I bet you sit in your bedsit, rocking backwards and forwards, face purple with rage, waving your fist in the air whilst shouting “fuck you, Bowden! Fuck you!”
Is Schrödinger Bowden’s alter ego with training in spelling and grammar.
Questions are followed by a “?”
Some proper punctuation would be nice.
Not on a Bank Holiday he ain’t …Benefit offices are closed until Wednesday
You mean take elocution lessons…the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain…
Huhne’s heart monitor will be flatlining soon. Or is that just wishful thinking.
So unlike our dear Newcastle, where the rain falls everywhere and pretty much all the time.
Your name says it all
You have to feel a bit sorry for Lansley, do no more than your masters bidding and take the flak for it while he runs away.
Another urgent problem kicked into the long grass.
Oh! I see it now, it is the NHS…
Save the planet. Pull one plug and cut off two services. Very Green.
Is this supposed to be funny
I see it more as tragedy.
Dunno. But it will surely please that nice Mr Huhne.
Driving cars above the speed limit will damage the environment !!
@Sicko. Branding! The NHS is not about you. It is about well people. Otherwise it would be the National Sick Service.
I thought it stood for No Hope of Salvation.
In the same way “Life Insurance” is, um, Death Insurance. And Shampoo for clean shiny hair, not dirty oily hair.
And so it goes. Everyone knows what it means
Try some of these irony pills…
The irony is that these pills were destined to spike some poor slappers driink.
Lets be completely clear.The NHS is nothing to do with health – its an essential source of nurses uniforms for the Friday night meetings of the Conservative S&M Club and Max Moseley Appreciation Society.
“National Sick Service”
I think you may have something there old boy…
Call it feline intuition…
That cat’s got nouse.
Greetings SC
Schrödinger’s Cat may be interested to know that the first Qubit-based computer has just been sold to a leading military contractor.
@First Cat:
Hi fellow traveller!
@ Sicko:
At present levels of development, we shall all have these in place of notebooks within 10 years and in phones shortly thereafter.
And they will deal properly with Hawaiian, Tagalog etc. of course.
Darn. there was I hoping that Rich and Mark had gone orf for the bank holiday.
Fear not. The hand is unidentifiable. They cannot draw fingerprints.
I have a well known hand gesture for them !
mornin mate !
Looks like Homer has sprouted another finger
Didn’t we all.
Why is Dave pulling the plug on Andrew Lansley and his NHS reforms while at the same time giving Huhne and his windmills a boost of steroids?
It’s best not to think about it. Like Brown before him, to understand Dave you’ve got to sink to his level.
Because the useless twat is not a Tory – he is a wishy washy social democrat like Blair and Clegg.
Laws passed by Huhne deserve our deepest contempt.
Both Laws and Huhne deserve some contempt, one for thieving, one for inflicting excessive greenery on the nation.
The lights are going out. Blow, everyone.
Please save some of your anger regarding these economy wrecking idiots, for retardEd Miliband. He and now Huhne, have set in motion our future poverty, whilst sanity looked on in disbelief.
Is there anybody with an ounce of common sense left within the three main parties?
Is it cos’ he’s a Tory perhaps ?? A thing you can’t accuse “Dave” of being
Strange how the MSM seem to have shut up about Huhne. You’d think they’d been leant on by Dave and his chums.
Time for a new set of crosshairs Guido, these don’t seem to be working.
Looks like the twaddle that Steve Bell does.
Consider the following:
During the last couple of years, we have had scandals at Maidstone and Stafford hospitals, the report a couple of months ago into treatment of the elderly and recent resurfacing of the same problem.
The NHS budget has risen substantially in the last decade or so.
Any large organisation will have vested interests working in it, often several.
The last person with any voice in the healthcare “system” is the patient, and the poorest and most vulnerable have the least say amongst them.
The NHS does some things very well, and other things (some of us would say many things) appallingly badly.
“Outcomes” for patients are better in many other countries, some of whom spend less on healthcare than the UK does. Those countries are clearly doing something better than we are.
Front-line staff such as nurses complain that they can’t do a good job because they have too much work to do, and don’t get adequate back-up from support departments.
There is a huge management and administration organisation entrenched within the NHS ways of doing things (or ways of not getting things done).
The country has run out of money, and can’t reasonably spend much more on the NHS, or anything else.
The NHS could clearly be better.
Lansley is trying to make it better. His reforms might not be perfect, they may not even work in full, but to abandon them now would be a betrayal of those of us who are forced to use the NHS, and those of us who are forced to pay for it.
+1
I’d add – just speculatively – that levying a charge of £500 on anyone turning up to hospital dru*nk (£500 plus the cost of their treatment) would not only solve many of the NHS’s problems, but sort out a number of law and order issues, too.
The NHS bureaucrats would probably need a department of 25,000 people to ‘administer’ the relevant form-filling required to impose and collect that sort of fine. The process would also need to ‘tick dozens of boxes’ to ensure no breaches of ‘Elf ‘n’ Safety, full compliance with anti-discrimination laws and Human Rights laws too. A clipboard carrier’s paradise.
Rats. You’re right.
I was thinking it could be made it a criminal offence to attend a hospital whilst dr*unk (minimum fine £500 plus costs, failure to pay lands you 2 months in prison), but we’d still get the new civil service department of 10,000 civil service non-jobbers to do the clip-board multi-culti anti-discriminatory checks.
The hopelessly drunk are not “ill” though they may throw up. In the morning they will be sober, and do not belong in a hospital in the first place.
The reason there are a growing number of alcohol-related admissions to the NHS, quoted recently in the shockhorror press, is because the police no longer provide “drunk-tanks” as they used to, they stopped to save money and officers time and they got no empty cells anymore.
The wheeze is drop them off in A&E and dump them on the NHS. The three hour rule for admission (Labour target) means you can’t let drunks just sleep it off, because the clock is ticking, so they have to admit them.
They should be charged £200 overnight hotel cost, because that’s essentially the service they have had. £500 may be a bit steep. Call it £350 for cash? NHS needs the money
That sounds very sensible, sensible bloke.
Install an electric chair in every A&E department.
Bzzzt.
Problem solved.
So you are proposing another tax.
Great idea.
Not a tax, a fine.
A good idea except the application always falls over.
Not all drunks have £500.
Why not charge the provider £500 every time a drunk turns up?
There is poetry in that.
Call it £350. Failure to pay results in 4 weeks in prison.
You wouldn’t have to punish them often for them to get the message.
The ‘authorities’ (ugh) already have the power to recover money owed from salaries or benefits. Dead easy.
and mutant, inbred children of muslims marrying their own sisters etc should just be put in the zoo where we can all have a laugh
Maybe in other countries GPs don’t delay referrals. Still, let’s give em more power, eh.
+1 (and pay, why not?)
I’d rather the power lay with the patient. It’s us that pay for all this, after all.
(That said, you can’t use that power without information and knowledge. The ability to change GPs, or get an immediate second opinion, would seem a positive development – so positive, it probably won’t happen.
The GMC and the BMA are two of the vested interests mentioned above that need to be politely informed that the customer should always come first, and we’re the customers.)
One of the biggest problems with the NHS is that the money DOES NOT follow the patient.
The money is disbursed to hospitals regardless of whether patients come or not, which means that hospitals respond to financial stress by a refusal to provide their customers with the service for which they are being paid.
Payment for work done is the only way forward.
Good point – that would have the added advantage that those hospitals doing a good job would get more work, and therefore more funding. Those with a poor reputation would lose business, and be forced to either improve or shut. Hopefully.
Much as I agree with your sentiment Engineer – and I do – there is one problem and that is the current NHS has encouraged the growth of super hospitals servicing large areas. There is no real choice between hospitals at the moment and therefore its difficult to see how competition could be introduced. Sure, if you are wealthy enough to have a car, or lucky enough to have a supportive family then you could conceivably travel but the heaviest users of the NHS are likely to be among the groups least likely to have those things.
Ultimately competition is the best way to drive up standards, however, for the time being linking NHS executive pay to outcomes and patient satisfaction would be a good way of emulating the free market.
Yeah, just like I would link public company chief executive pay to the performance of the share price with bonuses being paid in shares!
Bastards getting rewarded despite driving down the value of their companies.
A good summation of the problems with the NHS. the vested interest comment hits the nail on the head. I would go further and say that the most powerful vested interest in the NHS atthe moment is the Administrative Management, which can be likened to a cancer in the corpus of the NHS. Strange how the, “cuts” close wards and services but not offices, which seem to keep on growing.
Agreed.
The best organisations that I’ve ever worked in, or with, put great store in “doing the basics really well”. The NHS has totally forgotten that and mired itself in self-serving trivia and bureaucracy.
Engineer, I bet you would rather employ an experienced apprentice trained fitter/electrician with ONC/HNC than someone who comes straight out university waving a 1-1 infront of your nose ie practice as well as theory.
In general I agree with you, trouble is you can think of the NHS as a sort of quasie civil service, do you remember that bloke Robinson doing a program on revising how a hospital is run, on the idiot’s lantern, it happened to be Rotherham hospital not far from where I live. He suggested some fairly obvious reforms but it took some doing to get them implemented, it would be interesting to see if the suggestions are still being in operation. I have been in there and have no large complaints.
Engineer,can a considerable amount of the malaise within the hospital system be laid at the door of the changes whereby “nursing” became a acamedic degree course rather than an “on the ward” training under the supervision of Matron & Sister Tutor?
Well put, the old nursing skill sets dragged down to advanced shoe tying and basket weaving, whilst the bed pan has been replaced by the public sector employee bottomless begging bowl.
>the bed pan has been replaced by the public sector employee bottomless begging bowl
Now there’s an idea! Fill it with something other than money and watch the little piggies flee to the private sector.
Ah!, if only…
Yes there are some nurses obssessed with qualifications and CV-polishing, though that’s true of a lot of industry new graduates.
The elephant in the room is that they don’t want to take up this career, nursing, at all. Degrees, jobs in the city, foreign travel, company car, rapid promotion if you are easy on the eye.
As a result more and more of our NHS nurses are “trained aboad” – a euphemisnm for Africa. You want a third world service, bring the third world here.
Am I alone in thinking that propping up our own health service with skilled staff trained in less well-off countries (at those countries’ expense) is morally pretty dubious? Don’t those countries need their skilled staff as much as, or more than, we do?
Engineer @112~ It’s a trade-off perhaps;we take their skilled workers whilst their unskilled come here to take our low paid & dirty jobs, plus any welfare benefit entitlements.
My wife, who spent many years as a Therapy Radiographer at Guy’s Hospital, would agree with you 100%.
Another cause of the problem was removing the difference between SRN and SEN and then making nursing into a degree fixated career.
SRNs actually nursed while SENs emptied bedpans. Perhaps I exaggerate slightly but that was the basic premise.
Engineer: thank you for a sensible and well-argued post. Such a pleasant change from the risible scribblings of the anal-fixated Lower Third around here.
‘Anal fixated, lower tird’. Sounds like a case for Ma Coat on.
Thank you, S.B.
I know the politicians read this site avidly, and whilst my opinions are no more valid than those of the the other 61 million people in the country, it’s as good a way getting them across as any.
I enjoy humour as much as the next bloke, and have been known to join in, but some of the comments on here do make you wonder a bit about the state of some minds. Guido has recently put quite a bit of effort into clearing out and blocking some of the worst offenders, and the comments section is much better for it.
I think politicians scan the site for their names. Some are horrified to see it; some are horrified if they do not.
Did someone call?
KK-TWEETLE!!! (scuff) (squit)
agree largely with what you are saying engineer…the biggest problem with the NHS is scale…with such an enormous organisation achieving a balanced set of outcomes is almost impossible.
‘Think the unthinkable.’ Field does and is roundly damned. This is Cameron’s moment to show leadership and he leaves Lansley to hang.
The mood is certainly turning against Cameron. Dare we dream of a proper Conservative leader before the end of the year?
The Autumn Conference round could be a difficult time for him. Increasing numbers of the Voluntary party are asking difficult questions without recieving any answers. The 1922 committee is restless, but is not united behind a single leader. Trouble is, there is no obvious alternative at the moment.
I’d have thought David Davis was not a bad choice..or even Lansley.
A decent enough cove but he has a touch of the turquoise tracksuit about him…
Doctor Liam Fox was on manoeuvres last weekend.
Dream on. Cast Iron Promise will be there for the duration.
He would like to be at the helm, but it is the Conservatives Party’s job to ditch him as soon as possible, and find a credible candidate representing the Centre Right. Perhaps Geet Wilders is free. Or may be Sarah Palin fancies a sabbatical. It would be worth it just to watch the sistas foaming at the mouth.
not going to happen and for the right reasons.
Cameron’s making the right decision but for the wrong reasons. The GP’s need to be put back in their boxes – salaries doubled and hours reduced by at least a third under labour. That’s one self interest group that needs dismantling not given more powers.
BTW just read that suspected murderer and scumbag labour adviser to Blunkett and Clarke has committed suicide. Labour attracts murderers – proof!
The NHS is shite it is not accountable and is staffed by Labour troll’s
who just turn up for an easy life
standard of care is appalling, food appalling, cleanliness appalling !
shut the fuckin lot down make everyone pay private health insurance
which must be cheaper
and then at least you can go elsewhere if your not happy
What you’re basically saying is “adopt Germany’s model”.
Which poses the question, “is Germany’s model better than ours?”
To which the answer is “yes, far better”.
The German Social security system is a good one as well
you get out what you pay in
it starts off with six months at full pay then six months at half pay after that you get next to FA which gives you an incentive to get another job
Winning a war sometimes has its drawbacks
MRSA = More Regulation Spreads Ailments
Mop Rotting Shite Around
Schrodingers twat and Mad Frankie Spazcock, the Hale and Pace of order_order.com.
It’s a bank holiday! You can take a day off and still be paid by the state. Go out and enjoy it.
Careful on the roads though. Don’t want to see you hospitalised…
Every day is a bank holiday
when your a piss soaked dolite sponging gay bastard tramp called TAT ?
Sorry, with that piss poor performance, you’ve both been downgraded to Les Dennis and Dustin Gee. Most disappointing.
Yes, but I can have a little chuckle with them. With you I weep!
And you’re the bottom of the fucking pile, dipshit, it’s the Chuckle Brothers for you I’m afraid. Fucking wankpiece.
Ooooh, got the rags on have we?
Are you the drippy one?
@Catobitesback.
He is a typical example of what NewLab wanted the NHS to be – they threw away the baby and kept the afterbirth.
No, you’re the drippy one.
Lіstеn sоnny, І dоn’t cаrе оnе hооt аbоυt yоυ – іt’s yоυr fаthеr І fееl sо sоrry fоr.
350 mіllіоn spеrm аnd hе hаd tо gеt а cυnt lіkе yоυ.
Why don’t you and your boyfriend Catobitesback get a room FFS, it’s embarrasing how you’re all over each over? Yuk!
Sounds like runny bottom time for tat
@ The Fuckle Brothers.
And what did your last audience die of?…Terminal boredom was it?
Ooh ‘ark at ‘er, she’s not been the same Schrodingers twat gave her an extra large dose of pussy breath.
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F U C K O F F ! ! !
ᴗᴗᴗᴗᴗᴗᴗᴗᴗᴗᴗᴗᴗᴗᴗᴗᴗᴗ
And you can fuck off too Bob, you sulky cuпt.
If you’re not able to afford the course of therapy sessions to treat your sociopathic self regard we’ll all chip in. Oh no wait a minute, you’d never accept that would you?
Prevention is better than cure. Too late now for cardioplegia or a drip of political nous.
I hate GATS.
You will love this then
http://www.speedcam.co.uk/gatso2.htm
That’s excellent. I’d like to see this civil disobedience taken further: vigilantes in Transits driving around, when they see Plod with his speed-gun, they stop, disembark with pick-axe handles, batter the pig to a pulp and then go off in search of the next one.
I’ve never seen a better use for an RPG.
More power to their elbow.
Where i live, speed limits are constantly reduced, expensive looking flashing slow down signs are popping up everywhere and pot holes remain unrepaired.
In a rush to get home to Mongo before the missus, were you ?
Keep eating your salad, everyone dies, NHS superfluous! Simps.
Can we report Skid and Mark under the trades description act as cartoons are meant to be funny?
Reforming the NHS is dead easy.
The simplest way is to let those who chose to opt out of the NHS and go private keep the tax that would have gone to the NHS. Socialist who think the NHS is good value for money can’t complain (unless they really think the NHS is bad value for money and the private sector would do a better job) whilst those who think the NHS isn’t good can opt out, build up the private sector, and let that grow year by year.
Might need to stop healthy people opting out for a year then going back on the NHS once they have cancer. Give people 50% off their NHS tax if they take a year out, 100% of the NHS tax if they take 5 years out.
And the NHS can tax private hospitals as a payment towards training doctors and nurses
And the NHS can pay back the rest of the world for the training of all the foreign trained staff it employs? Very sensible. I missed the bit where the state “owns you” and so can charge for anything thereafter that you do, to claw back some imaginary cost of training. Junior doctors are paid salaries.Training in service. Whiich bit does the State own?
This is another tired old anti-private sector argument that goes back to Barbara Castle days.
If you are lucky you only die in a NHS hospital, If you are unlucky you survive and have to go back.
The NHS has seen off better men than Lansley and Cameron…it’s an unreconstructed and unreformable monolith and it’s wards are littered with the careers of politicians who thought they could make a difference…you’d have more chance of abolishing the Monarchy than reforming the NHS
Maybe, but that’s no excuse not to keep trying.
Unless the politicians are rock solid and accept that they will get opposition from “interest groups”,unions and media and stick to it they can try all they want but it won’t happen. The LibDems have already got cold feet for political reasons…the Coalition is not strong enough to push these reforms through so Cameron has two alternatives…abandon them to all intents and purposes..no doubt if he does choose this option he will spin it that he has listened to concerns etc etc and risks losing his Health Secrteary which will foment more dissent on the Tory backbenches and open him to increased criticism of pandering to the LibDems from his right wing or he can push ahead daring the LibDems to pull the Coalition down and face electoral suicide and then go to the country but it would not be certain the Tories would win the election particularly as they would be probably fighting it on an issue that is extremely toxic to them…the NHS…the fact is that “Dave” has lost the argument in the country by allowing the LibDems/Clegg to make the running and given truth to the lie(also fomented by Labour)that the Tories are dismantling the NHS(it’s akin to trying to dis-estabilsh the Church of England)…the best Camerton can do is try and salvage what he can but this issue will seriously wound him if he continues with it……
no politician likes tinkering with the NHS for the very reason that it is always contentious with competing opinions all seeing different ways forward. Over the longer term the NHS will steadily improve but without continual renewal the pace will vary. Brave to keep trying but labour proved throwing money at it isn’t the answer and restructuring management systems and numbers will always drag on performance outcomes.
Shock, Awe etc:
You appear to have run out of full stops. Here are some spares:
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Eh?
Twitter still down. Site running three times as fast.
I am packing my suitcases for my new job at the IMF in Washington.
they must be fuckin desperate or starving !!
I am told that Malaria can be very painful. Especially for white middle aged women.
with beards
Who’s the daddy?
I’m still trying to sort out who’s the lady.
Cuff drawn upside down.
and it’s got a boggie on it
Cameron’s reforms have gone with the wind.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/energy/windpower/8545306/Wind-farms-Britain-is-running-out-of-wind.html
Climate change is causing the wind in the UK to drop, leaving all Huhne’s windmills as very expensive perches for seagulls.
We could use the windmills instead of lamp-posts when we sort out Westminster.
“According to government figures, 13 of the past 16 months have been calmer than normal – while 2010 was the “stillest” year of the past decade.
Meteorologists believe that changes to the Atlantic jet stream could alter the pattern of winds over the next 40 years and leave much of the nation’s growing army of power-generating turbines becalmed.”
And further.
“Dr David Brayshaw, also from Reading’s Department of Meteorology, added: “If wind speed lowers, we can expect to generate less electricity from turbines – that’s a no-brainer.”
Is there really anybody with any brains in any department of meteorology?
No problem. All we need to do is build more gas-fired and coal-fired stations, and use some of the power they generate to back-feed half of the wind turbines. They would thus become fans to keep the other half turning.
Oh bugger we’ve been exploded
A good idea. We could use them to blow any pollution over to France.
Why not get the NHS to issue exercise bikes equped with electric generators to all fatties? They could then convert their crisps, chips and pies into electricity and power the country.
Looks like Man U’s performance on Saturday, starts off at a high tempo, sudden followed by huge collapse then flat as Barcelona run riot.
Ooooooh I know who it is this week, it’s Chris Huhne unplugging a speed camera.
you fool! Don’t you recognise a portrait of Cherie Blair when you see one?
I’m thlim thhady, yeth I’m the real thhady, all the other thlim thhadys are jutht imitating.
So what happens at the BBC ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1392232/Hundreds-BBC-staff-disciplined-drink-drugs.html
“A total of 410 disciplinary procedures have been recorded by the corporation since April 2006, with 11 employees rebuked for drug abuse – believed to be cocaine – and alcohol dependency.”
Tell us something we don’t know Billy.
What goes on at Murdocher’s Sky or the greater news international group, some of those Fox people must be on something, mind Dubyah used to an alcholic (to his credit he is off that) even snow has been mentioned, I say everything in moderation.
“Ultimately, Labour wins by offering a better a better tomorrow and not a better yesterday.” Douglas Alexander.
1. Your yesterday was a disaster.
2. In politics, tomorrow never comes, especially if promised.
Who’s got ‘a better’ stutter. Guido or Alexander?
In Billy’s own words, “No ball.”
We’re honest. Just as honest as Labour.
There’s an argument for the saner countries in FIFA to dis-affiliate themselves and set up a rival world football organisation. Perhaps it could be called the Football Union.
we already have one
the Rugby Football Union
That’s the RFU. Perhaps there should be a…..
What about Football’s Football Society?
Here is a picture of TAT with his only friend in the world
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSFSvLnNfqkw3fWJC-YyXlP41E-ZYGVm3nu1MbXDbc55PA4WwECyA
see 100
Tat in a hat with a cat
I think Samcam is rather fit, especially compared to the vile Sarah Brown (Mrs Mong to you and me) and all the other socialist hags
50p for a cup of tea guv ?
http://i713.photobucket.com/albums/ww133/MC-Dip/homeless-bums-tramps41-1.gif
Way too good looking to be tat.
It’s odd this pretence that Mrs Cameron is somehow attractive. The same pretence, I suppose, we had to endure that Prince Charles was handsome. I think it’s called arse-licking.
There is certainly something of the equine about her.
At least we didn’t have to pretend anything with that munter Sarah Brown.
Same with Fergie’s ugly sprogs. MSM as honest as Blatter
Mmmmmmmm arse licking !
As I foretold you:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/liberaldemocrats/8544931/Chris-Huhnes-ex-wife-feared-prison.html
“Chris Huhne’s estranged wife refused to tell police whether she took speeding points on his behalf because her children feared she would be sent to prison, it was claimed yesterday.
It had been widely expected that Vicky Pryce would repeat allegations about the Energy Secretary that she appeared to have made to two Sunday newspapers.
However, when interviewed by detectives last week she declined to give evidence against Mr Huhne amid concerns that she would incriminate herself and could be charged with conspiracy to pervert the course of justice.
Her children, who are all adults, are believed to have pleaded with her not to give evidence amid concerns that both their parents could face criminal prosecution.”
Just to remind the slower kids at the back: up to decree absolute of divorce she ain’t a compellable witness.
Oh, thanks for that. So when soon can we make him our PM then?
Hey, I’ve got to go to Italy tomorrow. I’ll pop in on Papa Ratzi and ask him if he can be beatified, no need to wait for painful death, or any of that old nonsense. The bloke is a brick…
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… shithouse.
If you think I am dead wait till you see the case against Huhne
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/liberaldemocrats/8544931/Chris-Huhnes-ex-wife-feared-prison.html
titter titter
If there is no signed affidavit by Mrs Huhne then he is in the clear. Everyone knows he done it but no one can prove it.
Ah, great. So this joke’s going to stay in the cabinet, jumping up and down on TV in front of an incredulous electorate?
And Dave wants to be taken seriously?
Nailed to its perch. Smells fishy to me.
Prosecute him.
Get her into court
Make her swear on oath to tell the truth ……etc
Damned if she does, damned if she doesn’t
So much for the lying fucker saying on tv
that he would help the police with their questions !
It seems that she has rarther belatedly twigged that she would be in the poo too, if she carried on. However, it may now be too late to save herself. It would seem that the police can prove that she wasn’t driving (L.S.E. etc. (quite a memorable event, I would have thought)). So, they can prove that she has wilfuly & knowingly made a false statement that she was driving (S5(b) Perjury Act 1911). Without any evidence form her or CH, it will be much harder to prove the PCoJ by either, or the conspiracy. Whilst CH will have made a false statement, can they prove that he did it wilfully and knowingly? Therefore, the case against CH would seem to turn on them being able to raise a case to answer, and then rely on the court making an adverse inference.
Did you know that electricity generated in Jockland that finds its way into a london house has lost over 20% of its energy by the time it gets there?
MPs from Jockland loose 100% of theirs
‘Bradford is very inbred’
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1392217/Muslim-outrage-professor-Steve-Jones-warns-inbreeding-risks.html
“Inbreeding among British Muslims is threatening the health of their children, a leading geneticist warned yesterday.”
What about all the little brown babies being born to 13 year old white girls?
Jones argues elsewhere ad-nauseam that human evolution is over!!
NB Prof. Evolution is omni-directional
Perhaps God/allah is solving the problem politicians are affraid to face.
Is a “geneticist” a synonym for “racist”?
just the tip of the iceburger my friends!
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovUwG34kuEc&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3%5D
A friend taught in a primary school in a largely muslim area a few years ago and was staggered at the number of kids suffering from the kind of genetic problems the professor has pointed out. It’s not racist, it’s a fact.
at least we only have to see these “Cartoons” once a week
I’m horny.
So is a rhinoserous and a bloody sight better looking
You been to an A&E in the last decade? I have. I noticed there’s always a disproportionate number of muslims in the waiting areas, the headscarfed women looking decrepit, the men in those gruesome long white skirts and beards, the kids sickly. It just didn’t seem right that they always outnumbered others by such a wide margin. And then I realised. That’s what you get from generation after generation of inter-marriage. You can do that for so long before it permanently poisons your gene pool, hence the frequency of visits to A&E with sick children or sick adults.
Now which University Research Department will pick this one up and run with it.
None,sadly here in Birmingham several researchers have been highlighting this for at least 20 years-result -largely accusations of racism-also it is common for an unemployed mecca-nodder to have two or three families on the benefit system,and yes the Beano Agency is aware-its their culture innit
Thats why in Iran and Iraq and all the third world muslim shitholes the population are all fucking lunatics, and in Britain they all have motability cars as well and every benefit they can get and this costs us billions every year, the more cripples and loonys the more money they get, marrying you first cousin is illegal but these fuckers do it and the cowardly government lets them get away with it.
Higher incidence of deafness too.
And Type 2 Diabetes
A friend who works in benefit claims told me of an arab man newly arrived in London with his family who wanted to backdate his benefits to the year before he arrived! Naturally they refused.
A big Plus One !
I walked into my local hospital once wearing a suit and a white lab coat, glasses and with a fake stethoscope well positioned not to give the game away, on the hunt for medical marijuana, needless to say I didn’t find any but I didn’t get asked any questions to what I was doing either.
I was talking to a nice blonde nurse for ten minutes about what club she was going to later that night.
Are you the one who removed my good testicle?
But did you shag her? No point mentioning talking to a blonde babe if you didn’t bump uglies with her later.
Bump uglies…..great phrase….brilliant education to be found on here. Last Friday I discovered ” plating ” or is it plateing?
Not in the hospital but we did meet at a later date.
Well of course…all nurses dream of marrying a doctor(even a fake one in your case)….I remember forays into the forbidden harem of the nurses home well…once you got past the Senior Sister downstairs who clocked all the males in and out max stay 10 mins….. you were well away (as long as you weren’t on call that is)although you normally had to shin down the drainpipe to get out as the the doors were always kept locked and the key kept by the said watchdog downstairs…………
Of course, once your chat up lines worked they’re magic, she was yours for the taking.
http://www.twat4u.com/tgp/october2006/18-chubby-blonde-nurse/chubby-blonde-nurse-002.jpg
Was this her ?
http://www.uglypeople.se/photos/wMarkImg/185.jpg
Mark Oaten is a fan of the Cleveland Steamer.
Why were you talking to Carina Trimmingham ?
Trimming is also a good word look it up
It’s neither of those I says, it’s plaiting; you should have gone to Specsavers.
Many years ago a friend of mine put on a long coat and trilby hat and walked into an indian curry house flashing his savers seven bus pass
he said public health officer and asked to be shown to the kitchen where he made them throw all the pans of curry in the bin
close for the night and had them all frantically scrubbing the walls and floors before leaving
well done Con !
When Huhne eventually gets sacked perhaps Nick Clegg could appoint Sepp Blatter as a Libdem peer – and try and bring some credibility and integrity to Libdem side of cabinet.
“…bring some credibility and integrity to Libdem side of cabinet.”
There is an oxymoron hiding in there somewhere…
I always understood an oxymoron to be a PPE grad. from Oxford
I am a much better candidate to be made a LibDem Peer, than Sepp Blatter.
You, Jeremy Thorpe, Mark oaten and I will all one day be in the House of Lords, Mike. Boaz.
Can someone explain why muslims and their trendy leftie apologists call the west savage when we always see footage of muzbots firing guns into the air at random events? You see men, women and kids firing guns into the air at weddings, funerals, protest marches, anything. Are guns that easy to get in muhammadland? Even in America where the right to bear arms is in the constitution you don’t see that kind of random usage. I’ve never forgotten a news story years ago about an iranian wedding where a guest fired an AK at the ceiling in celebration which caused the ceiling to collapse and kill most of the wedding party.
The bullets cost over a quid each. Also occasionally hear of a bullet passing through a person’s head on the way down
Depending on calibre they can cost as little as 10 cents American
MOD pays 6p per round from the yanks
while other EU countries get them for as little as 2p per round
must have something to do with our special relationship
Don’t worry, the stupid twat Dave ‘foreign aid’ Cameron will make sure there’s enough of our taxes to pay for the bullets that are aimed at the West.
Yes very strange that they keep firing them in the direction of Allah
Like in Libya
If they fired them in the direction of the opposition
the fuckin shebang might be over now
Wai aye pet! I doono why yowze don’t geet wha I sayeen like!
The name is Cock, Handycock. How about it, now you are free Cheryl?
Wey hey pet. I doont gow with Pervs.
Jesus he knows me
And he knows I’m right
I’ve been talking to jesus
All my life
And did he answer?
He didn’t get a chance to get a word in.
Tony still aint listening
Today I will be doing the same as when parliament is in session. Fuck all.
I’ve had a terrific honeymoon with Juthtine. We had a 69 on our wedding night. Thweet and thour pork. We thpent the retht of the weekend watching my entire box thet of Thtar Trek Deep Thpace Nine. I think I’ll make Labour’th new thlogan “Rethithtance ith futile”.
http://therapidnews.com/imagess/2011/03/30/Justine-Thornton-m_1860105i.jpg
More than 60% of married couples have similar size / shape noses.
They are now part of the majority
Looks like he forgot to turn left at Albaquerque.
who can we hang today?
See next comment down.
On Radio 4 the other day she yelled “I don’t do blame! I’m not in the blame game!” Really? Most people do you evil c unt. I hope you get your head kicked the fuck in.
I hope her feeble civil-servant mind thinks it a good idea to go on a spending-spree. I hope she maxes-out her cr*edit cards and then has her compensation quashed, leaving her destitute for the rest of her pitiful and useless life.
If she goes for compensation then presumably he is blaning someone for dismissing her without going throgh the correct forms and proceses
I’m fatht and furiouth!
I’ve always been in favour of suspensions – it’s my stocking trade.
I will be having new conference later to confirm that nobody saw me give million dollars to Caribbean football union so i is innocent
The FIFA “ethics” committee has as much credibility as the Gestapo’s Health & Safety department.
Guido, you know a thing or two about bonfires. How many QUANGOs have been immolated so far?
Did someone say Tango? I love fizzy orange.
Er, more or less none.
He definately scrapped the Labour Donations on behalf of the taxpayer quango. Also known as the Union Modernisation Fund!
free head?
She might bite.
I will make her take her teeth out first
They might be her own, real, teeth.
If so, remove them yourself, with a hammer or a bedside lamp. Preferably from the back of her head.
He’s not a follower you fucking Dumb Cluck
he’s just saying “Hello Numpty”
23,999 morons require one further moron to share in the life of a true moron?
Yep,good ole Sal,keep thousands of sarcastic cynics like myself in cheap ammo,you go girl-;
#thelongerthebetter, wonder what that refers to?
If you dont give me my job back i’m going to start a “Dirty Protest” !
You haven’t finished your first one yet
Can I be prime minister again?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope other sites follow Guido’s lead and block their Twitter boxes.
Talk about wanting to have the penny and the bun.
Every night I have Balls in my mouth.
impactyerbagsandfuckoffbacktaescotchland
is a word
I’ve just impacted her shagpile something shocking.
To switch from the illiterate to the innumerate what’s an 0% increase?, is it technical jargon used by International Banking fraudsters.
Here’s one for you Schrodingers Cat
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/30/article-1392149-0C52171C00000578-274_306x495.jpg
I’ve got bigger tits than her FFS.
Correction You ARE a bigger TIT than that TAT !
Time to give your boy a good rimming mum, he’s just got out of his wankpit.
I’ll wash his rude bits later !
……with your tongue.
Conservative Councillors in Bexley set up a website to smear the council’s critics.
http://malcolmknight.blogspot.com/
That’s “laughing boy’s” old constituency isn’t it
There has to be something rotten about the Constituency that gave the world Edward Heath.
It looks as if Damian McBride is alive and well and has joined Bexley Conservatives.
You lot never heard of Olly Cromwell;s blog then? Have a gander http://youve-been-cromwelled.org/
And this;
http://www.bexleycouncilmonitoringgroup.co.uk
This is worth reading too;
http://www.bexleycouncilmonitoringgroup.co.uk/ian_clement/audit_report.pdf
Abuse of credit cards by councillors and council employees is topical just now.
“Credit card statements were checked by Junior staff”.
Give a man a fishing rod and………….
Give em cash and they buy Mercs
Give em a Goat and they eat it.
Give em a bike and they can get a job ( HT N Tebbit )
Is requested in most job aderts, applicants must have a valid driving licence
Wanna buy a forgery? Only £100 nicker, looks just like the real thing, any address you want.
Give a man a fishing rod and….WHAT ?
He’ll go fishing ?
He’ll catch fish ?
He’ll sell it ?
He’ll get shot ?
WTF
It’s an old saying. Give a man a fish and he’ll feed his family for a day, then he’ll come back for more fish. Give a man a fishing rod, and he can feed his family himself, no need for futher handouts.
To put it in a contemporary happy clappy Cameron context, “give Pah Kiss Tan £650million of our money so they can educate some girls for four years, and they’ll p!ss it all away on nuclear weapons. Give them SFA and they’ll have to cut their own multi-billion pound defence bud*get and spend their own money on education.
And here’s another issue of public concern that Cameron and his band of happy hippies has got badly wrong……so after 12 months in power and he’s already losing his core vote in his attempts to change his party into the LibDems….people are more concerned about effing potholes than overseas aid…it may be parochial…it may be short-sighted …but it’ll lose you the election “Dave” along with your botched NHS reforms and your Libyan adventure….so when you manage to drag youself back from Ibizia you’d better sort it…fast
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1392276/David-Cameron-caught-international-aid-budget.html
He’s not trying to turn the party into the Lib-Dim party, he is trying to recreate the SDP with a fuzzy blue and green tree.
How long before the ever shrinking band of people, WHO PAY TAX, not all the cash in hand, deal in cash brigade, finally decide to revolt? It cannot be far off given that the burden of free loaders, illegals, benefit spongers is totally out of control……
……….Censorship by the govt, bbc, that is now being perpetrated on a massive scale is going to be under more and more pressure as economic reality bites………..withdrawal from the EU now, pressure Our Dave to stop immigration, as he promised, I recall, instead he’s increased it.
Where is Guido and his team only the “cartoon” this morning.
And why has he got Tree cuff-links?
“Thanks for the three cups of tea on a tray.”
My wife asked them to repeat it many times over before she understood
Wheres the beef?
Ans 2 veg Bill, where is Guido and friends, hpoe he has got something worth the holdup
Guido in pub most likely
Surprised you’re not stalking him down the Westminster Arms Billy. Whatever you do, don’t spill his fucking pint.
Working on an instant bestseller about how they brought about my downfall
I’ve given it the boot.
Me all alone behind the Abbey
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01906/summary_image_1906692e.jpg
Isn’t that Mrs Schilling?.
Isn’t it about time Murray “crashed out” of something?
He’s practising for Wimbledon…….he wouldn’t want to win
“Murray expected to face Troicki”
Should be tricky
1/2 Price Laser Eye Surgery ( below )
Gorgon get them to do the other one, it’ll be free
Brown gets his eye surgery at the marble factory
Happy Tax Freedom Day!
http://www.adamsmith.org/blog/tax-and-economy/tax-freedom-day-2011/
Has anyone seen my pussy?
Does anyone want to see my pussy?
TAT ! come and rub mummy’s rude bits !
TAT come and change your nappy (again)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Pampers-Baby-Size-Mini-Nappies/dp/B003P2UTSS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1306763722&sr=8-1
So this is the sort of site you get off on you sick peedo fuck?
Baby P didn’t die in vane. I stand to make £Millions
And Oh, lessons have been learned. ( by other Social Service Directors ) Get them to sack you.
Are Brown and Blatter related? I think we should be told.
I have never seen a more honest looking man than Sepp Blatter
I know nothing !
That’s why you were given a big nose, Blunkie.
We feel fuckin stupid now !
Reading 0- Swansea 3 and its not half time yet
http://www.uglypeople.se/photos/wMarkImg/185.jpg
http://cincinnati.com/preps/2001/08/25/rea_bluefans_zoom.jpg
3-2 now, still 30 mins to go
Knock knock
Who’s there
.
300th
Your either ahead of Guido or behind
Billy’s usually underneath getting a good rogering.
News Item: Executive pay has risen 30% in the last year.
So much for twat Cameron’s “We’re all in it together.” Oh I forgat – he meant all the millionaires are in it together – fucking Tory c-u-n-t-s.
Go away, peasant.
But Cameron & Osborne are right…….We ARE all in it together……….the S*H*I*T…..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-13589362
This is the way to do it and beat the economic downturn
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1391674/Benefit-cheats-laundered-600-000–deposit-box-Harrods.html
“millionaires” well didn’t see any suffering under the last shower of sh*t either so Labour are C*-ts as well by your standards ! good that agreed then !
Berlusconi and Blatter are identical twins
Well we are both Godfathers of our respective “families”
Has TaT recovered yet from shaving his pubic hair off?
He’s just doing the other one
It’s pointless trying to reform something that is a vestage of unrecontructed socialism. Only 2 other nations (even including those which have “universal healthcare”) have our system, namely Cuba and N.Korea. Except perhaps Somalia and 19th century field hospitals, we have arguably the worst medical system in the world. It will never change…ever. It will only get more expensive and offer a worse service as time goes on until either:
a) we go bankrupt trying to pay for it
b) accept that central planning of goods and services always fails and disband the NHS.
http://www.thezimbabwemail.com/zimbabwe/8196-election-rigging-was-exposed-by-internet-%E2%80%93-gordon-brown.html
I see gordon is in am er i ca talking to piers morgan whilst sarah is swanning around it aly.
When are this couple ever at home? And how much is gordon’s security detail costing us as he keeps wafting endlessly and worthlessly around the world?!
Nell, I think your gonna have to face it – this nasty ‘socialist’ freak is goning to take, take, take from the British taxpayer without giving a thing in return untill he lands the important international job he craves (and thinks he deserves). Then and only then will he give up his shafting of the populace.
As long as he doesn’t think any of us endorse his purposeless globetrotting.
As for that international job , the imf won’t have him, fifa doesn’t want him and cameron wants to give the wto job due next year to mandy.
Only thing that seems to be left is bag carrying for bliar (another worthless useless globetrotter) around the mid dle ea st.
He could always retire to the socailist paradise of …………
liverpools full
N e ll is th ere s o mth ing wr o ng with yo ur spa ce bar ?
Nell Trying to beat the auto Mod.
Why has nobody brought a criminal prosecution against Brown the freeloading fucker, for fraud ?
Why doesn’t Call me useless Dave question it in the house ?
is it because they all piss in the same pot ?
“as he keeps wafting endlessly and worthlessly around the world”
That’s surely not the same Gordon Brown who “committed the UK to reducing carbon dioxide emissions by 60% before 2050 to help tackle global warming.” ?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7080580.stm
Ahm but here’s the rub: with socialist policy and actions, the end justifies the means.
So . . . when Mc mental does land that ‘top’ job, just think of all the good he will do.
He’ll be, err, that’s to say he’ll do, erm . .
It’s not that easy bein’ green;
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves.
When I think it could be nicer being red, or
yellow or gold-
or something much more colourful like that.
Cricket getting intresting , Sri Lanka 37-4
“Cricket getting intresting”
43-5 , Might sneak a win here.
OMG 43-6 now .
Sorry Guido
43-7 Come on England!!!!!
52-8.
1 and half days play lost to rain
82-9, Just over 20 overs left 9lose 2 for change of innings if needed)
If we can sneak out a win from a draw, I’ll raise a glass to you, Billy old bean!
Oops – just caught up with the score!
Well done, Billy! Chin chin! *chink*
So now we have a welsh team in the ENGLISH premier league, Its not Cricket!
There’s an excellent wet fish market in Swansea but fuck all else. Thank god for Sky.
I bet you go for the fresh cockles every time smogs
I’m not well
i’m too ill to travel
let me stay here
i don’t want to go to the hague
they might put me in prison
i was fit as a fiddle last week
i haven’t murdered anyone for years now
it’s not fair
what about my human rights
i have rights you know
Come to the UK
We will give you benefits
Scotland will give you even more
We always protect those who are rich or prominent
with public money
rather than the ordinary person
who we need to oppress
You look the right type
You would fit in nicely with our politicos
And keep the masses at bay.
Your grievances
look genuine.
Choose us – please.
Have a quick word with Shoesmith. If se can get off with it you can
There is not a large organisation on the planet that really works very well.
Why should the NHS be any different?
When Dave & Co realise this reality and break the system down into manageable chunks, it might start to work for the poor old patient and cost one hell of a lot less…
Leave my husband alone!
They are all nutters.
Showing in the West End next week
“The Day of The Killer Cucumber”
Starring Lettuce Leaf, Robbie Raddish, Tommy Tomato and Spanish Pee
England win by a Innings and 14 runs.
What a game!
All down to your support Billy
What’s that, some sort contraption to keep his balls in check?
is this all you got today?
Tis a blank holiday in hounor of Edward Miliband making a honest woman of Justine.
Tea time and the Twitter ‘t’ is still empty. What are words worth?
Оh! plеаsаnt еxеrcіsе оf hоpе аnd jоy!
Fоr mіghty wеrе thе аυxіlіаrs whіch thеn stооd
Upоn оυr sіdе, wе whо wеrе strоng іn lоvе!
Blіss wаs іt іn thаt dаwn tо bе аlіvе,
Bυt tо bе yоυng wаs vеry hеаvеn! – Оh! tіmеs,
Іn whіch thе mеаgrе, stаlе, fоrbіddіng wаys
Оf cυstоm, lаw, аnd stаtυtе, tооk аt оncе
Thе аttrаctіоn оf а cоυntry іn rоmаncе!
Whеn Rеаsоn sееmеd thе mоst tо аssеrt hеr rіghts,
Whеn mоst іntеnt оn mаkіng оf hеrsеlf
А prіmе Еnchаntrеss – tо аssіst thе wоrk,
Whіch thеn wаs gоіng fоrwаrd іn hеr nаmе!
Nоt fаvоυrеd spоts аlоnе, bυt thе whоlе еаrth,
Thе bеаυty wоrе оf prоmіsе, thаt whіch sеts
(Аs аt sоmе mоmеnt mіght nоt bе υnfеlt
Аmоng thе bоwеrs оf pаrаdіsе іtsеlf)
Thе bυddіng rоsе аbоvе thе rоsе fυll blоwn.
Whаt tеmpеr аt thе prоspеct dіd nоt wаkе
Tо hаppіnеss υnthоυght оf? Thе іnеrt
Wеrе rоυsеd, аnd lіvеly nаtυrеs rаpt аwаy!
Thеy whо hаd fеd thеіr chіldhооd υpоn drеаms,
Thе plаyfеllоws оf fаncy, whо hаd mаdе
Аll pоwеrs оf swіftnеss, sυbtіlty, аnd strеngth
Thеіr mіnіstеrs, – whо іn lоrdly wіsе hаd stіrrеd
Аmоng thе grаndеst оbjеcts оf thе sеnsе,
Аnd dеаlt wіth whаtsоеvеr thеy fоυnd thеrе
Аs іf thеy hаd wіthіn sоmе lυrkіng rіght
Tо wіеld іt; – thеy, tоо, whо, оf gеntlе mооd,
Hаd wаtchеd аll gеntlе mоtіоns, аnd tо thеsе
Hаd fіttеd thеіr оwn thоυghts, schеmеrs mоrе mіld,
Аnd іn thе rеgіоn оf thеіr pеаcеfυl sеlvеs; –
Nоw wаs іt thаt bоth fоυnd, thе mееk аnd lоfty
Dіd bоth fіnd, hеlpеrs tо thеіr hеаrt’s dеsіrе,
Аnd stυff аt hаnd, plаstіc аs thеy cоυld wіsh;
Wеrе cаllеd υpоn tо еxеrcіsе thеіr skіll,
Nоt іn Utоpіа, sυbtеrrаnеаn fіеlds,
Оr sоmе sеcrеtеd іslаnd, Hеаvеn knоws whеrе!
Bυt іn thе vеry wоrld, whіch іs thе wоrld
Оf аll оf υs, – thе plаcе whеrе іn thе еnd
Wе fіnd оυr hаppіnеss, оr nоt аt аll!
This royal throne of kings, this scepter’d isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall,
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England
From Richard II, Act 2 (Shakespeare)
OED: “To blatter: origin: 1545–55; < Latin blaterāre to prate, babble; use and spelling probably altered by association with other expressive verbs ending in -er….."
Any truth in the rumour that Chris Huhne is taking on Sepp Blatter to be elected as FIFA President ?
Absolutely bizarre performance by Blatter….. now that was the best news conference I’ve heard in many a long day….Blatter dismissed the FA and Triesmann accustaions in about one sentence…nuthin’ to see here move on ….the UK hacks almost staged a riot at the end as Sepp came back to lecture them for stirring up a crisis. What Crisis ? he said adding at the end that when he was a journalist if they said the press conference we was finished hesaid Thank You and left and you should now do the same(subtext: now fuck off you english shit stirrers)Absolutely hilarious as dear old Sepp looks forward to another 4 years in the job…the journos never laid a glove on him…..
Breaking news
Germany will close ALL it’s nuclear power stations by 2022
where as call me Dave wants more to be built
the solution will be
for the Germans to build their nuclear power stations Here and cable the electricity back to Germany
exactly what the french do now !
Daves Dustbin of Europe
Fuck the Krauts.
After you with the Krauts Monty.
Germany has plenty of cheap coal.
No good for wind or tidal power.
Funny how the EU is making us close most of our coal fired power stations.
Look on the bright side – Dave’s plan to make Britain the most eco-friendly EU “state” had a caveat that the rest of the EU had to keep up with us.
Germany’s already signalled it’s going to go CO2-crazy. Dave has to abandon his plan (thank f*uck). And after only .. 4 days?
That’s because they still run on English coal
once they close down
we will be allowed to build the new generation
of German coal fired ones
that’s the EU way
Indeed, reminiscent of Brown’s hooning gurn to video that turned out to be so disastrous. Very bad idea to piss off the press like that. He would also have done better to keep everyone else in the tent pissing out, rather than the other way around. I only mention this (nod to Gweed) because of the strange parallels with McCavity. They could be twins, although dear old Septic is of course, much older…. time to hang up his boots!
Surely the FA has to withdraw from FIFA now.
For years we have been told that the world cup is devalued if England arn’t there
so that being the case ,lets let it be known that we intend to withdrawer
and see if any of the other major federations will follow suit
it could even be the begining of the end for FIFA which has got to be the most corrupt organisation on earth
It could even lead to the formation of a new woprld body which would have to be more accountable !
Can’t see if it makes much difference. England are never there for very long in any case.
Who’d like to try my swedish meatballs?
I’m Huhne-acus!
Can someone explain to me why the BBC 24 hour news channel has been showing the 2001 election coverage all day today?
Even ten years ago it was only interesting to a tiny minority of the population.
I got a tweet from Labour. So being a bank holiday with time to spare I designed them a new logo and tweeted it back to them. don’t know if they’ll take it up, but fingers crossed.
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Back on the original topic of NHS reform, no-one in the public sector ever wants to be reformed. All they want is bigger handouts from the tax-payer, and no questions asked about what happens to the enormous sums they get already.
And when they receive their increased handouts, as they almost invariably do, these are described as “cuts”, or else as “savage cuts”. Or even as “savage cuts by hard uncaring Thatcher — oh dear, she won’t be around much longer as a hate-figure — well, better make the most of her while we can … ”
And all this parasitic snivelling is eagerly promoted by the BBC, the Goebbels of the public sector.
So let’s start by privatising the BBC, and work backwards from there.
Executive pay up by 30% last year. Sharon Shoestring responsible as head of department for the death of baby Peter – to be awarded hundreds of thousands. This is England today a cesspit place wher the rich get richer and responsibility is a dirty word.
Bob Crow – do your best to fuck up these bastards and get what you can out of this government for your members because it seems all the top guys are just screwing us.