May 28th, 2011

Exclusive: Dave the Rave Easyjets to Ibiza


Guido understands that the PM was on a crack-of-dawn flight to Ibiza this morning. He paid for premium boarding. Sam flew out yesterday, again on Easyjet taking the baby but leaving the rest of the kids at home. She also took Friday’s Easyjet 3043 which leaves Stansted at 6 a.m. and is known as the “Sunrise flight” in tribute to the legendary rave organisation.
Samantha Cameron was spotted last night at the International Music Summit’s Dalt Villa party in Ibiza with lots of young ravers and Pete Tong on the decks (above is footage from 2010). Turning 40 clearly hasn’t stopped her raving…

UPDATE: Tomorrow night sees this season’s official opening night parties for Space and Cadenza at Pacha – the super clubs. Happy days…


163 Comments

  1. 1
    ampersfa says:

    There’s a good example for all the other bastards to follow.

    Hands up all those here stupid enough to think all the others will follow suit :-)

  2. 2
    The Shamen says:

    E’s are good, E’s are good, he’s Ebeneezer Goode!

  3. 3
    Andie99uk says:

    Ecstasy filled nights for the PM & his Mrs.
    At least George O wont be following them about asking for a Coke, no ice.

  4. 4
    Doc Trough says:

    The poor horse can’t sleep.

  5. 5
    Harold Macmillan's turning in his grave says:

    Ye Gods, we’re being governed by one perenniel adolescent after another.

  6. 6
    Ed says:

    No! Thith ith unactheptable! I’m the one trying to look human and one of the people! I travelled firtht clathh on trainth and my aideth hid the firtht clathh thigns. And now Cameron and hith wife travel Eathyjet and go partying with young people.

    I’ll tell my aideth to arrange for me and Juthtine to go by Ryanair to a hip-hop club thomewhere. It will make me look normal and human!

  7. 7
    Gooey Blob says:

    Methinks his predecessor as PM was the one who was truly raving.

  8. 8
    Spank Sinatra says:

    I thought you were barred from Butlins.

  9. 9
    Reimer says:

    How dignified for them, a high-status 40-summat couple with kids, and us, a country too fragmented and/or servile to do much about it.

  10. 10
    AC1 says:

    Good for him. Not often Jealous of PMs (especially when they’re spending their own money).

    He picked the right weekend to go away for some sun. It’s horrid here ATM.

  11. 11
    Beardie says:

    Mrs Brown always travels first class train to Canterbury.

  12. 12
    NeverRed says:

    Bottler Brown an adolescent !!!!!!!

    Calm down dear.

  13. 13
    Aunt Hilda says:

    theres a very good stanna chair event in outer mongolia…take a long trip ..preferably down the stairwell

  14. 14
    Young Tim says:

    whilst Mr Brown is at home playing with himself and adjusting his incontinence pad

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    Guido – check out http://www.w4mp.org

    Lib Dem HQ are offering unpaid interships just months after Clegg’s speech on interships being open to all.

    Hypocrites.

  16. 16
    Young Tim says:

    likewise don’t blame him… we could be watching gordon with his bucket spade and a suit on

  17. 17
    annette curton says:

    tiesto!

  18. 18
    AC1 says:

    “There’s no money left”…

  19. 19
    Engineer says:

    Who cares? Even Prime Ministers (and their families) are entitled to the odd weekend off, and what they do with it is their own business.

  20. 20
    AC1 says:

    Here’s a sensible suggestion for making air travel safer.

  21. 21
    AC1 says:

    I think Guido (like me) is rather envious!

  22. 22
    CAROL CAPLINS EMPTY KLEENEX BOX says:

    I didn’t know Ibiza was in need of international aid hand outs

  23. 23
    Blackpool Donkey says:

    How come we never get any handouts?

  24. 24
    Deja vu again says:

    Gone out partying on holiday and left the kids alone? I smell a book coming on

  25. 25
    The Paragnostic says:

    Dave was just making sure he got a double collection of Ashcloud’s goodness at 41,000 ft.

    It’ll pay for the E’s and a bit of Leb for the wife ;-)

  26. 26
    I did shag that Schoolgirl and I am a Pervert says:

    Handycock.

  27. 27
    RAVE E DAVE E CAMERON says:

    Yo Bro Me an Sam me bitch
    Is gonna be kickin it down ibetha town init !

  28. 28
    Jealous of Stockport says:

    You’ve got gays with a big dipper. What more could you want

  29. 29
    The Paragnostic says:

    Or Tony being a pretty straight sort of guy with Cliff in the Caribbean…

  30. 30
    The Paragnostic says:

    It’s a short hop to Benghazi – jus’ sayin’, like…

  31. 31
    Oh dear says:

    Billy’s at Cardiff and doesn’t have an iphone

  32. 32
    nell says:

    sarahbrown has gone to Flo rence alone. gordon is brooding over his next move to get the imf job, huhne is in hiding, again , as he awaits tomorrow’s newspapers, militwit has taken a bib le on honeymoon to read (yes really!) and dave’s gone partying.

    I know which one I envy , especially with all that ib iza sun whilst it’s raining here.

  33. 33
    RAVE E DAVE E CAMERON says:

    Hardly a stressful job
    Stealing taxpayers money and any thats left
    he gives away to nuclear powers with space programmes
    who’s populations want us wiped off the face of the planet !

    The bloke is a twat and just about worse that Brown !

  34. 34
    Down With Brown! says:

    Does that mean Clegg has been left in charge of the country or has he gone off to Davos again?

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    I’d prefer the Prime Minister to be holidaying in Zermatt wearing tweed, at night dining with van Rompuy and saying something like “fuck off with your EU agenda, old bean”.

  36. 36
    nell says:

    Perhaps they’ve left vince in charge. That way they know he’ll spend the bank holiday snoozing by the fireside in no.10 and not doing any harm. I hope he remembers to feed the cat.

  37. 37
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Easyjet?

    God i thought we had elected someone with class, Its just not cricket!

  38. 38
    Nemo says:

    That guy Pete Tong was on the decks but not ON the deck?

  39. 39
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    anyway, Whats wrong with Skegness?

  40. 40
    annette curton says:

    Gordon partying in Ibiza (ministry of sound) wearing a pair Hawaiian shorts… mind bleach.

  41. 41
    Katya says:

    You told me I was the only one, you Bastard, and now we have Princess, the Schoolgirl and the Spanish Hooker. How many more of them are there you Pervert?

  42. 42
    Iloathlefties says:

    He’s turning into quite a wan**r. Gives our borrowed money away to all foreign causes, the EU, foreign aid benefits for migrants, health care for the world!! You couldn’t make it up.

  43. 43
    Iloathlefties says:

    Can Cameron just stay in Ibiza and then he won’t be able to give away any more of our taxes to foreigners, who hate us!!

  44. 44
    Confused says:

    Am I going mad, or am i Just thick?

    This is a joke, right?

  45. 45
    hangthebleedinlotofthefuckers says:

    He’s probably going to give some more of our (borrowed) money away.

    To build a donkey sanctuary or some old shite

  46. 46
    Pah Kiss Tan says:

    Really? So how come Dave’s just promised us – a nuclear power – an additional £650,000,000?

  47. 47
    annette curton says:

    Its Bracing.

  48. 48
    Ex-Conservative voter says:

    True. Whether or not he’s the worst Conservative PM in history I don’t know – but it’s truly difficult to imagine how he could be any worse.

    Eg: scraps the nation’s defences then starts a war. Gives £650m to Pah kiss tan then cuts service personnel’s pay by 10 percent to save £4m. Then promises £104m to the “Arab Spring”. Raises our VAT to 20pc “because there’s no money”, then increases foreign aid payment to £11.5bn.

    Brown was sane by comparison.

  49. 49
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Should be some good Giggs out there….

  50. 50
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Cardiff? Watching test cricket :-)

  51. 51
    David Camoron says:

    My mentor Bob Geldof told me to help the poor. In 1985. On TV. I remember it well. He didn’t mention Blackpool, though. Or anywhere else in Britain.

  52. 52
    annette curton says:

    Its So True , Skegness is so Bracing

  53. 53
    Please let him have gone to Riyadh says:

    Doesn’t Milibland know hotel rooms generally come with Bye buls?

  54. 54
    Rat-catcher in-chief says:

    The cat’s supposed to feed itself.

  55. 55
    California Dreaming says:

    Nope….it’s half-term don’t forget and all “Dave’s set” will be jetting off for week in the Sun ….apropos the pic…it’s some hippy lookalike from 80’s Woodstock type gig that was found on the net and posted earlier in the year….people had lots of fun trying to link it to “Dave” without success…but it’s fun assuming it was the “Young Dave” in his carefree student days when love was free and the surf was up…..

  56. 56
    Ex-Conservative voter says:

    Wouldn’t we all. Sadly, in reality Dave would lying prostate at van Rompuy’s feet, whimpering, “please, Sir, take this £50m! There’s another £50m tomorrow, and the day after, and the day after that, forever! Until you choose to increase it, Sir! Please take it from my b’ank rupt nation! Don’t mind the British people’s hardships, Sir, just take their money! *grovel* *whimper*”

  57. 57
    Mind that Pothole !! says:

    Tch ! Tch ! Now ! now ! It’s £18 Billion well spent to keep the streets of the UK safe(or some such bilge)

  58. 58
    Ex-Conservative voter says:

    He’d find an wifi hotspot and transfer the money electronically. If he hasn’t left strict instructions with the Treasury to p!ss-away as much money as possible while he’s away.

  59. 59
    Those were the days !! says:

    Ah…”Skeggie” on a wet Bank Holiday Monday Charabanc outing in the 1960’s..and the sea 2 miles out …. a long walk over mud to have a paddle..the smell of fish and chips and candy-floss and the “old Man” totally pissed on 8 pints of Ansell’s Mild……it’s what made Britain great !!!

  60. 60
    Sadly made the mistake of voting for David Cameron says:

    Hope he stays there, I hope we aren’t lumbered with this dripping wet twat as PM for ten years.

  61. 61
    The Paragnostic says:

    Not had the three day week yet, but with Huhnes like Huhne in charge of energy policy that’s coming.

    Dave won’t match Sailor Ted for crapness until we have to break out the candles and hope there’s fuel for the Raeburn ;-)

  62. 62
    Fog says:

    I don’t believe it.

  63. 63
    scrotie says:

    Well Ryan air do take the piss.

  64. 64
    The Paragnostic says:

    It was the steaming old buggers reciting Stanley Holloway monologues in the saloon that really made it – that and a pint of cockles….

  65. 65
    Ex-Conservative voter says:

    His ‘popularity’ is has started sliding (even against Milibland, FFS). If he’s not read the ri’ot act soon by the backbenchers, he and his party are toast.

    Not that what comes next is going to be better, but at least the Conservative Party will be punished with another thoroughly deserved 10+ years in the wilderness for inflicting Dave on the country.

  66. 66
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido, ask him to pick me up some duty free fags!

  67. 67
    The Paragnostic says:

    Now, now – if we were truly multicultural we’d pay to provide wheelchair access to the donkey-chucking tower – or is that an EU regional development fund job?

  68. 68
    I don't need no doctor says:

    No that’s Ryan Giggs.

  69. 69
    I don't need no doctor says:

    You mean a lib dem home.

  70. 70
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I wonder what Gaddaffi thinks about this?

  71. 71
    Nemo says:

    Windy

  72. 72
    Sadly made the mistake of voting for David Cameron says:

    To be honest I’m probably going to vote and possibly join UKIP. The true tories simply don’t exist in any meaningful capacity any-more and we are left with Blue Labour.

  73. 73
    Lenny Henry says:

    I used to wake up at the crack of Dawn.

  74. 74
    I like SamCam says:

    Personally I think it’s great we have a pm’s wife who likes to have fun and stay young. Slotgob only cared about getting freebies, and Magda looked miserable all the time in her role as beard and was also infinitely tiresome in the way she constantly paraded all her worthy causes which smacked of insincerity.

  75. 75
    RAVE E DAVE E CAMERON says:

    The thing that pisses me off more than anything about Cameron
    is he just does not listen to the mood of the people
    he is constantly looking for headlines which he makes for all the wrong reasons
    and worst of all he will hand us another labour government for another three terms !

  76. 76
    Dick the Prick says:

    Pete Tong’s a complete penis, though. Now if it was Sasha & Digweed coupled with a handful of loopy loopy diamonds my jealousy would be significant.

  77. 77
    Black Crime says:

    Man stabbed to death in Tottenham, north London

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-13584319

  78. 78
    Bowden is a tosser says:

    tosser

  79. 79
    Bowden is a tosser says:

    pathetic tosser

  80. 80
    Bowden is a tosser says:

    why bother you tosser

  81. 81
    Mandy says:

    easy peasy.

  82. 82
    Ed says:

    Yeth! I am on the brink of power! Thoon I will be your mathter! I mean, prime minithter! We in Labour believe in democrathy, yeth!

  83. 83
    Harold Macmillan's turning in his grave says:

    Four Premiers in a row have shown an inability to resist the lure of scattering our money overseas in the form of aid. They have also demonstrated a disinclination to stand up for purely UK interests; simply none of them seemed to have the word ‘no’ in their vocabularies, because that might alienate their foreign counterparts. All four have tried to conduct foreign affairs on the basis of becoming ‘friends’ with, well usually the US and europe, this ‘friendship’ replacing hard headed negotiations. Further they all appear to be bound with feelings of guilt ( and paying off dues) in their dealings with Third world leaders. Crucially none of them appear to be able to make an important international stand without having the crutch of another nation to lean on, or sometimes lead. Their infantilism is damaging the country’s prosperity.

  84. 84
    Bowden is a tosser says:

    pathetic tosser please fuck yourself

  85. 85
    Schillings says:

    We are taking instructions as a result of this scurrilous headline,Guido.

    “Guido understands that the PM was on crack this morning”

  86. 86
    Anonymous says:

    No just… Up at the crack of Dawn, shit comedian.

  87. 87
    Ken Livingstone says:

    Another Multi-Culti success story – move along, nothing to see.

  88. 88
    Beckett Fish says:

    Psst Guido

    Want any photos of the Camerons boarding the “sunrise flight” ?

  89. 89
    Nick Clegg says:

    Right then,I suppose that means that I’m in charge……….Happy Days !

  90. 90
    English Viking says:

    Massif respec, geezah!

  91. 91
    Cynic says:

    Nick – if you are in charge Dave has seen something Nasty in the wings and is waiting for you to fail over the next few days so he can jet back in and fix you ….sorry fix it ….. perhaps both

  92. 92
    Cynic says:

    Great video. Bit like the Commons Terrace me thinks

  93. 93
    English Viking says:

    Oh yes. Slurping a bottle of lemonade through a paper straw that was soggy after the first sip, being told to ‘go and play’ while mom and dad got hammered in the Sun Castle. Shiny toilet paper, plastic sheets on the mattress in the Guest House, penny arcades, pie and chips and gravy and a bit of Max Bygraves at the Embassy to top off a great holiday.

    No chavs, no fights, no cars screaming up and down the front. Happy days, all gone now though, most regrettably.

  94. 94
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Samcam is very fit, I bet she’s a right little goer with a couple of Vodka’s down her neck

  95. 95
    Tickle Duster says:

    I’m raving I’m raving:

    Mental times down at Rage, crap music but a wicked crowd.

  96. 96
    Tickle Duster says:

  97. 97
    beast says:

    No Nell
    Sarah Brown is on holiday with florance

  98. 98
    David Cameron says:

    I iz gonna get mashed up tonight. Me is gonna drop a few Es and rave wid me bitch Sam. Hear dis!

  99. 99
    Tickle Duster says:

    Classic!!!!

  100. 100
    Anonymous says:

    Got your roofies for the weekend have we?

  101. 101
    Anonymous says:

    I blame Steve Hilton, the twat.

  102. 102
    nell says:

    Oh! Silly me!

    I was thinking lots of fine architecture and renaissance art and an evening meal on an elegant terrace with pasta and a fun chianti!

    Florrie doesn’t sound as much fun does she?

  103. 103
    Tickle Duster says:

    Crank it loud, let the memories flood back:

    See ya :-)

  104. 104
    nell says:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8542952/Manchester-United-and-Barcelona-stars-real-prize-meeting-Nick-Clegg.html

    Well here’s why cleggie isn’t in davos for the bank holiday..

    He’s guest of honour at the champions league match between manu and bar cel ona.

    I reckon he deserves it for all he’s been through this last year.

  105. 105
    RAVE E DAVE E CAMERON says:

    Oh yeh !
    You can have loads of fun surrounded by dozens of security guards
    and hundreds of jurno’s
    not like you can just whip down a back alley
    for a quick pissed up knee trembler with a total stranger on the way back from the kebab house is it ?

  106. 106
    nell says:

    Well those bits of music you keep posting can’t be very old because they’re all on cd’s.

    Real music comes on 45’s and 78’s.

  107. 107
    RAVE E DAVE E CAMERON says:

    I was on Sam’s crack this morning !
    Wicked init !

  108. 108
    Anonymous says:

    Reminds me of that twattish Viz character – Ravy Davey Gravy – always on the lookout for some banging choons.

    Frankly, I find them a nauseating couple, pretty much on a par with Gordon and Sarah. Their fake efforts to appear normal and appealing to the Guardian set are risible.

  109. 109
    CLIT TICKLER says:

    I will never vote Tory again
    Cameron is a useless twat !

  110. 110
    RAVE ING MAD says:

    Rave noise is total WANK
    it’s just shit that any school kid can knock out on their old Casio keyboard
    You would have to be off your head on drugs to even listen to it !

  111. 111
    Pete Doherty (druggie and killer) says:

    Who’s had all me crack?

  112. 112
    nell says:

    Yes but he’s not as useless as militwit which means he gets the most votes.

  113. 113
    Dickhead Dave, man of the people says:

    My focus groups tell me the ghastly oiks in the streets want more immigration, more money spent on foreign aid and greater EU integration.

  114. 114
  115. 115
    English Viking says:

    At last! A sensible opinion on this dreadful ‘music’, which is only bettered in the ‘What a load of old shite’ stakes by colonials chanting expletives or, worse still, non-colonials chanting expletives and wishing they were darkies.

  116. 116
    English Viking says:

    Please tell me Clegg is not in charge of the nukes whilst Dave is rolling another fat one?

  117. 117
    English Viking says:

    Why is Bar cel ona modded?

  118. 118
    Herman Achille Van Rompuy says:

    Sasha & Digweed ?? How very 90s….

  119. 119
    RAVE ING MAD says:

    Notice i didn’t call it music !

  120. 120
    Herman Achille Van Rompuy says:

    what-everrrrrrrrrrr

  121. 121
    Ken (fat weirdo) Clarke says:

    Rape should be de-criminalised as well.

  122. 122
    English Viking says:

    Try this for proper music:

    Proper music

  123. 123
    I didn't know I was Pregnant says:

    WE’RE ALL RAVERS NOW

  124. 124
    I didn't know I was Pregnant says:

    I thought drugs were illegal …. ?

  125. 125
    I didn't know I was Pregnant says:

    where’s Satoshi Tomei when you need him?

  126. 126
    Reimer says:

    Says a lot for the expensive education their respective parents bought them,and their arrested intellectual development, that their idea of an uplifting cultural experience that’s close to their hearts is a glorified disco with naff music. Unless it’s all a pose for the luvvies in Crouch End, in which case it’s even worse.

  127. 127
    Reimer says:

    He’ll be at Glastonbury in a few weeks. Probably ‘glamping’ alongside the other cnuts. Will give a breathless piece to camera about the great show we’ve all just enjoyed by DJ Arse or somesuch.

  128. 128
    English Viking says:

    You’re getting ‘real’ mixed up with ‘rubbish’.

  129. 129
    tell it like it really is says:

    “See what multi cult can do for YOU”

  130. 130
    tell it like it really is says:

    Nothing, and I mean Nothing, Ed Miliband could do would make him seem normal.

  131. 131
    tell it like it really is says:

    I understand Serbia is applying to join the EU ‘n has given up war crims to do so – NO PROBLEMO = UK resign from EU and Serbia take our place and assume all the crap restrictions on normal life labour signed us up to.

  132. 132
  133. 133
    tell it like it really is says:

    Surely you mean the stoneing to death and flayig alive ampitheatre, seats all bookable, don’t you.

  134. 134
    IT'S A RAVE DAVE says:

  135. 135
    Common sense voter says:

    Way to prove you’re ‘one of us’ Dave.

    The amount of u turns you’ve had to make re your policies in the last year makes me wish you’d spend more time getting them right in the first place than trying to persuade people you’re down with the kids / one of them because a focus group tells you to do this.

    In case you hadn’t notice the country’s fucked and the Dems seem to have you over a barrel.

  136. 136
    Rob says:

    Peter Hitchens will have a coronary when he reads this.

  137. 137
    Bob Russell MP, Former Handycock Flatmate says:

    Dozens, I am afraid my dear, that is why I had to insist he moved out of my flat. I wasn’t getting any sleep.

  138. 138
    Wayne Carr says:

    Nobody goes to Ibiza to rave any more, not for 20 years. It’s full of corporate nightclubs. The Tories killed raving.

  139. 139
    Reimer says:

    It’s certainly grist to Hitchens’ mill but everything that won’t get him into trouble is.

  140. 140
    On me 'ed son says:

    its a dump full of scrubbers

  141. 141
    On me 'ed son...oh balls its messi again says:

    thats probably why I might well choose florrie if the alternatives was sitting on an elegant terrace listening to you singing max bygrave oldies…it would take considerably more than a ‘fun chianti’ to make that a weekend break to
    remember

  142. 142
    Mr and Mrs 'Satisfied' from essex says:

    ibiza….a lovely island spoilt by tourists

  143. 143
    Ryan Giggs says:

    I like the sound of this Handycock. I am now thinking of going into politics when I finish my footballing career. I think I could be an exceptional MP if I follow the example set by Handycock.

  144. 144
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    He’s definitely giving Heath a good run for his money in that regard.

  145. 145
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    It’s interesting to note that since 1985 the population of Ethiopia has roughly doubled.

  146. 146
    Gary Shitter says:

    Do you think anyone would vote for me – I’d be great on fact finding trips to Cuba or Thailand

  147. 147
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Why is Fernando Torres like Imogen Thomas?

    They were both fucking good footballers until recently.

  148. 148
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    No political party can ever be cool. Imagine a Labour rave – pimply youths espousing Marxism and boot faced feminists decrying discos as tools of the patriarchy. Eating dog shit would be a more enjoyable night out.

  149. 149
    tory boys never grow up says:

    Second holiday in two months and the apartment all done up for photocalls – sure Dave we’re all in this together.

  150. 150
    tory boys never grow up says:

    I went to a rave once – full of vacuous self centred people just nodding their heads up and down to repetitive garbage that sounded as though the needle had stuck. I’m told that Tory conferences do something similar for the elderly.

  151. 151
    Anonymous says:

    God, that’s boring. No wonder people have to be on drugs.

  152. 152
    Anonymous says:

    Why not? It’s what most women enjoy.

  153. 153
    Woman on a Raft says:

    Sometimes I think I just dreamed Mrs Thatcher, a PM who at least tried to stand up for her country.

  154. 154
    Anonymous says:

    You were dreaming. Mostly she stood against her country, especially most of the people who lived in it.

  155. 155
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Time to introduce the next generation to these pleasures, or maybe not quite.

  156. 156
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Bar cel ona = Barcelona

  157. 157
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Scun thorpe = SHunthorpe when modded.

  158. 158
    Gyan Riggs says:

    Gary, why don’t you become an MP with me and we can go on trips to Eastern Europe with Mr Handycock MP who can show us the ropes with the young girls.

  159. 159
    English Viking says:

    Whilst it’s GDP is lower. International Aid simply breeds more dependents in need of International Aid.

  160. 160
    Susie says:

    Without exception they’ve all had wives straight out Wagner’s Ring Cycle. Enough to reduce any man to a blubbering wreck if they’re crossed.

    Cameron’s dependent on Sam’s trust fund (£400k pa), Brown was dependent on Sarah not grassing on him, Blair had Cherie (don’t go there…).

  161. 161
    Disco Biscuit says:

    Good to see our generation running the country! Somehow doubt Ed Miliband would be found on the White Isle, dancing to house at an open-air party… more like a sandwich and a flask of Bovril on a rainy beach on the Isle of Wight for his vacation!

  162. 162
    Archie says:

    Well said, that man!

  163. 163
    Quantrill says:

    24: nice one


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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”


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