May 28th, 2011

Exclusive: Dave the Rave Easyjets to Ibiza

Guido understands that the PM was on a crack-of-dawn flight to Ibiza this morning. He paid for premium boarding. Sam flew out yesterday, again on Easyjet taking the baby but leaving the rest of the kids at home. She also took Friday’s Easyjet 3043 which leaves Stansted at 6 a.m. and is known as the “Sunrise flight” in tribute to the legendary rave organisation.
Samantha Cameron was spotted last night at the International Music Summit’s Dalt Villa party in Ibiza with lots of young ravers and Pete Tong on the decks (above is footage from 2010). Turning 40 clearly hasn’t stopped her raving…

UPDATE: Tomorrow night sees this season’s official opening night parties for Space and Cadenza at Pacha – the super clubs. Happy days…


  1. 1
    ampersfa says:

    There’s a good example for all the other bastards to follow.

    Hands up all those here stupid enough to think all the others will follow suit :-)

  2. 2
    The Shamen says:

    E’s are good, E’s are good, he’s Ebeneezer Goode!

  3. 3
    Andie99uk says:

    Ecstasy filled nights for the PM & his Mrs.
    At least George O wont be following them about asking for a Coke, no ice.

    • 116
      English Viking says:

      Please tell me Clegg is not in charge of the nukes whilst Dave is rolling another fat one?

    • 124
      I didn't know I was Pregnant says:

      I thought drugs were illegal …. ?

  4. 4
    Doc Trough says:

    The poor horse can’t sleep.

  5. 5
    Harold Macmillan's turning in his grave says:

    Ye Gods, we’re being governed by one perenniel adolescent after another.

    • 12
      NeverRed says:

      Bottler Brown an adolescent !!!!!!!

      Calm down dear.

      • 83
        Harold Macmillan's turning in his grave says:

        Four Premiers in a row have shown an inability to resist the lure of scattering our money overseas in the form of aid. They have also demonstrated a disinclination to stand up for purely UK interests; simply none of them seemed to have the word ‘no’ in their vocabularies, because that might alienate their foreign counterparts. All four have tried to conduct foreign affairs on the basis of becoming ‘friends’ with, well usually the US and europe, this ‘friendship’ replacing hard headed negotiations. Further they all appear to be bound with feelings of guilt ( and paying off dues) in their dealings with Third world leaders. Crucially none of them appear to be able to make an important international stand without having the crutch of another nation to lean on, or sometimes lead. Their infantilism is damaging the country’s prosperity.

    • 108
      Anonymous says:

      Reminds me of that twattish Viz character – Ravy Davey Gravy – always on the lookout for some banging choons.

      Frankly, I find them a nauseating couple, pretty much on a par with Gordon and Sarah. Their fake efforts to appear normal and appealing to the Guardian set are risible.

      • 126
        Reimer says:

        Says a lot for the expensive education their respective parents bought them,and their arrested intellectual development, that their idea of an uplifting cultural experience that’s close to their hearts is a glorified disco with naff music. Unless it’s all a pose for the luvvies in Crouch End, in which case it’s even worse.

    • 160
      Susie says:

      Without exception they’ve all had wives straight out Wagner’s Ring Cycle. Enough to reduce any man to a blubbering wreck if they’re crossed.

      Cameron’s dependent on Sam’s trust fund (£400k pa), Brown was dependent on Sarah not grassing on him, Blair had Cherie (don’t go there…).

  6. 6
    Ed says:

    No! Thith ith unactheptable! I’m the one trying to look human and one of the people! I travelled firtht clathh on trainth and my aideth hid the firtht clathh thigns. And now Cameron and hith wife travel Eathyjet and go partying with young people.

    I’ll tell my aideth to arrange for me and Juthtine to go by Ryanair to a hip-hop club thomewhere. It will make me look normal and human!

    • 8
      Spank Sinatra says:

      I thought you were barred from Butlins.

      • 13
        Aunt Hilda says:

        theres a very good stanna chair event in outer mongolia…take a long trip ..preferably down the stairwell

        • 130
          tell it like it really is says:

          Nothing, and I mean Nothing, Ed Miliband could do would make him seem normal.

  7. 9
    Reimer says:

    How dignified for them, a high-status 40-summat couple with kids, and us, a country too fragmented and/or servile to do much about it.

  8. 10
    AC1 says:

    Good for him. Not often Jealous of PMs (especially when they’re spending their own money).

    He picked the right weekend to go away for some sun. It’s horrid here ATM.

    • 16
      Young Tim says:

      likewise don’t blame him… we could be watching gordon with his bucket spade and a suit on

      • 29
        The Paragnostic says:

        Or Tony being a pretty straight sort of guy with Cliff in the Caribbean…

    • 76
      Dick the Prick says:

      Pete Tong’s a complete penis, though. Now if it was Sasha & Digweed coupled with a handful of loopy loopy diamonds my jealousy would be significant.

  9. 11
    Beardie says:

    Mrs Brown always travels first class train to Canterbury.

    • 14
      Young Tim says:

      whilst Mr Brown is at home playing with himself and adjusting his incontinence pad

  10. 15
    Anonymous says:

    Guido – check out

    Lib Dem HQ are offering unpaid interships just months after Clegg’s speech on interships being open to all.


  11. 17
    annette curton says:


  12. 19
    Engineer says:

    Who cares? Even Prime Ministers (and their families) are entitled to the odd weekend off, and what they do with it is their own business.

    • 21
      AC1 says:

      I think Guido (like me) is rather envious!

    • 33

      Hardly a stressful job
      Stealing taxpayers money and any thats left
      he gives away to nuclear powers with space programmes
      who’s populations want us wiped off the face of the planet !

      The bloke is a twat and just about worse that Brown !

      • 42
        Iloathlefties says:

        He’s turning into quite a wan**r. Gives our borrowed money away to all foreign causes, the EU, foreign aid benefits for migrants, health care for the world!! You couldn’t make it up.

        • 48
          Ex-Conservative voter says:

          True. Whether or not he’s the worst Conservative PM in history I don’t know – but it’s truly difficult to imagine how he could be any worse.

          Eg: scraps the nation’s defences then starts a war. Gives £650m to Pah kiss tan then cuts service personnel’s pay by 10 percent to save £4m. Then promises £104m to the “Arab Spring”. Raises our VAT to 20pc “because there’s no money”, then increases foreign aid payment to £11.5bn.

          Brown was sane by comparison.

          • The Paragnostic says:

            Not had the three day week yet, but with Huhnes like Huhne in charge of energy policy that’s coming.

            Dave won’t match Sailor Ted for crapness until we have to break out the candles and hope there’s fuel for the Raeburn ;-)

          • Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

            He’s definitely giving Heath a good run for his money in that regard.

          • Woman on a Raft says:

            Sometimes I think I just dreamed Mrs Thatcher, a PM who at least tried to stand up for her country.

          • Anonymous says:

            You were dreaming. Mostly she stood against her country, especially most of the people who lived in it.

  13. 22

    I didn’t know Ibiza was in need of international aid hand outs

    • 23
      Blackpool Donkey says:

      How come we never get any handouts?

      • 28
        Jealous of Stockport says:

        You’ve got gays with a big dipper. What more could you want

      • 51
        David Camoron says:

        My mentor Bob Geldof told me to help the poor. In 1985. On TV. I remember it well. He didn’t mention Blackpool, though. Or anywhere else in Britain.

        • 131
          tell it like it really is says:

          I understand Serbia is applying to join the EU ‘n has given up war crims to do so – NO PROBLEMO = UK resign from EU and Serbia take our place and assume all the crap restrictions on normal life labour signed us up to.

        • 145
          Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

          It’s interesting to note that since 1985 the population of Ethiopia has roughly doubled.

          • English Viking says:

            Whilst it’s GDP is lower. International Aid simply breeds more dependents in need of International Aid.

    • 30
      The Paragnostic says:

      It’s a short hop to Benghazi – jus’ sayin’, like…

  14. 24
    Deja vu again says:

    Gone out partying on holiday and left the kids alone? I smell a book coming on

  15. 25
    The Paragnostic says:

    Dave was just making sure he got a double collection of Ashcloud’s goodness at 41,000 ft.

    It’ll pay for the E’s and a bit of Leb for the wife ;-)

  16. 26
    I did shag that Schoolgirl and I am a Pervert says:


    • 41
      Katya says:

      You told me I was the only one, you Bastard, and now we have Princess, the Schoolgirl and the Spanish Hooker. How many more of them are there you Pervert?

      • 137
        Bob Russell MP, Former Handycock Flatmate says:

        Dozens, I am afraid my dear, that is why I had to insist he moved out of my flat. I wasn’t getting any sleep.

    • 143
      Ryan Giggs says:

      I like the sound of this Handycock. I am now thinking of going into politics when I finish my footballing career. I think I could be an exceptional MP if I follow the example set by Handycock.

      • 146
        Gary Shitter says:

        Do you think anyone would vote for me – I’d be great on fact finding trips to Cuba or Thailand

        • 158
          Gyan Riggs says:

          Gary, why don’t you become an MP with me and we can go on trips to Eastern Europe with Mr Handycock MP who can show us the ropes with the young girls.

  17. 27

    Yo Bro Me an Sam me bitch
    Is gonna be kickin it down ibetha town init !

  18. 31
    Oh dear says:

    Billy’s at Cardiff and doesn’t have an iphone

  19. 32
    nell says:

    sarahbrown has gone to Flo rence alone. gordon is brooding over his next move to get the imf job, huhne is in hiding, again , as he awaits tomorrow’s newspapers, militwit has taken a bib le on honeymoon to read (yes really!) and dave’s gone partying.

    I know which one I envy , especially with all that ib iza sun whilst it’s raining here.

    • 40
      annette curton says:

      Gordon partying in Ibiza (ministry of sound) wearing a pair Hawaiian shorts… mind bleach.

    • 53
      Please let him have gone to Riyadh says:

      Doesn’t Milibland know hotel rooms generally come with Bye buls?

    • 97
      beast says:

      No Nell
      Sarah Brown is on holiday with florance

      • 102
        nell says:

        Oh! Silly me!

        I was thinking lots of fine architecture and renaissance art and an evening meal on an elegant terrace with pasta and a fun chianti!

        Florrie doesn’t sound as much fun does she?

  20. 34
    Down With Brown! says:

    Does that mean Clegg has been left in charge of the country or has he gone off to Davos again?

    • 36
      nell says:

      Perhaps they’ve left vince in charge. That way they know he’ll spend the bank holiday snoozing by the fireside in no.10 and not doing any harm. I hope he remembers to feed the cat.

  21. 35
    Anonymous says:

    I’d prefer the Prime Minister to be holidaying in Zermatt wearing tweed, at night dining with van Rompuy and saying something like “fuck off with your EU agenda, old bean”.

    • 56
      Ex-Conservative voter says:

      Wouldn’t we all. Sadly, in reality Dave would lying prostate at van Rompuy’s feet, whimpering, “please, Sir, take this £50m! There’s another £50m tomorrow, and the day after, and the day after that, forever! Until you choose to increase it, Sir! Please take it from my b’ank rupt nation! Don’t mind the British people’s hardships, Sir, just take their money! *grovel* *whimper*”

  22. 37
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


    God i thought we had elected someone with class, Its just not cricket!

  23. 38
    Nemo says:

    That guy Pete Tong was on the decks but not ON the deck?

  24. 39
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    anyway, Whats wrong with Skegness?

    • 47
      annette curton says:

      Its Bracing.

    • 52
    • 59
      Those were the days !! says:

      Ah…”Skeggie” on a wet Bank Holiday Monday Charabanc outing in the 1960′s..and the sea 2 miles out …. a long walk over mud to have a paddle..the smell of fish and chips and candy-floss and the “old Man” totally pissed on 8 pints of Ansell’s Mild……it’s what made Britain great !!!

      • 64
        The Paragnostic says:

        It was the steaming old buggers reciting Stanley Holloway monologues in the saloon that really made it – that and a pint of cockles….

        • 93
          English Viking says:

          Oh yes. Slurping a bottle of lemonade through a paper straw that was soggy after the first sip, being told to ‘go and play’ while mom and dad got hammered in the Sun Castle. Shiny toilet paper, plastic sheets on the mattress in the Guest House, penny arcades, pie and chips and gravy and a bit of Max Bygraves at the Embassy to top off a great holiday.

          No chavs, no fights, no cars screaming up and down the front. Happy days, all gone now though, most regrettably.

    • 140
      On me 'ed son says:

      its a dump full of scrubbers

  25. 43
    Iloathlefties says:

    Can Cameron just stay in Ibiza and then he won’t be able to give away any more of our taxes to foreigners, who hate us!!

    • 58
      Ex-Conservative voter says:

      He’d find an wifi hotspot and transfer the money electronically. If he hasn’t left strict instructions with the Treasury to p!ss-away as much money as possible while he’s away.

  26. 44
    Confused says:

    Am I going mad, or am i Just thick?

    This is a joke, right?

    • 55
      California Dreaming says:

      Nope….it’s half-term don’t forget and all “Dave’s set” will be jetting off for week in the Sun ….apropos the pic…it’s some hippy lookalike from 80′s Woodstock type gig that was found on the net and posted earlier in the year….people had lots of fun trying to link it to “Dave” without success…but it’s fun assuming it was the “Young Dave” in his carefree student days when love was free and the surf was up…..

  27. 45
    hangthebleedinlotofthefuckers says:

    He’s probably going to give some more of our (borrowed) money away.

    To build a donkey sanctuary or some old shite

    • 57
      Mind that Pothole !! says:

      Tch ! Tch ! Now ! now ! It’s £18 Billion well spent to keep the streets of the UK safe(or some such bilge)

      • 133
        tell it like it really is says:

        Surely you mean the stoneing to death and flayig alive ampitheatre, seats all bookable, don’t you.

    • 67
      The Paragnostic says:

      Now, now – if we were truly multicultural we’d pay to provide wheelchair access to the donkey-chucking tower – or is that an EU regional development fund job?

    • 69
      I don't need no doctor says:

      You mean a lib dem home.

  28. 49
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Should be some good Giggs out there….

    • 79
      Bowden is a tosser says:

      pathetic tosser

    • 147
      Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

      Why is Fernando Torres like Imogen Thomas?

      They were both fucking good footballers until recently.

  29. 60
    Sadly made the mistake of voting for David Cameron says:

    Hope he stays there, I hope we aren’t lumbered with this dripping wet twat as PM for ten years.

    • 65
      Ex-Conservative voter says:

      His ‘popularity’ is has started sliding (even against Milibland, FFS). If he’s not read the ri’ot act soon by the backbenchers, he and his party are toast.

      Not that what comes next is going to be better, but at least the Conservative Party will be punished with another thoroughly deserved 10+ years in the wilderness for inflicting Dave on the country.

  30. 62
    Fog says:

    I don’t believe it.

  31. 63
    scrotie says:

    Well Ryan air do take the piss.

  32. 66
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido, ask him to pick me up some duty free fags!

  33. 70
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I wonder what Gaddaffi thinks about this?

  34. 73
    Lenny Henry says:

    I used to wake up at the crack of Dawn.

  35. 74
    I like SamCam says:

    Personally I think it’s great we have a pm’s wife who likes to have fun and stay young. Slotgob only cared about getting freebies, and Magda looked miserable all the time in her role as beard and was also infinitely tiresome in the way she constantly paraded all her worthy causes which smacked of insincerity.

    • 105

      Oh yeh !
      You can have loads of fun surrounded by dozens of security guards
      and hundreds of jurno’s
      not like you can just whip down a back alley
      for a quick pissed up knee trembler with a total stranger on the way back from the kebab house is it ?

  36. 75

    The thing that pisses me off more than anything about Cameron
    is he just does not listen to the mood of the people
    he is constantly looking for headlines which he makes for all the wrong reasons
    and worst of all he will hand us another labour government for another three terms !

    • 82
      Ed says:

      Yeth! I am on the brink of power! Thoon I will be your mathter! I mean, prime minithter! We in Labour believe in democrathy, yeth!

    • 101
      Anonymous says:

      I blame Steve Hilton, the twat.

    • 113
      Dickhead Dave, man of the people says:

      My focus groups tell me the ghastly oiks in the streets want more immigration, more money spent on foreign aid and greater EU integration.

  37. 85
    Schillings says:

    We are taking instructions as a result of this scurrilous headline,Guido.

    “Guido understands that the PM was on crack this morning”

  38. 88
    Beckett Fish says:

    Psst Guido

    Want any photos of the Camerons boarding the “sunrise flight” ?

  39. 89
    Nick Clegg says:

    Right then,I suppose that means that I’m in charge……….Happy Days !

    • 91
      Cynic says:

      Nick – if you are in charge Dave has seen something Nasty in the wings and is waiting for you to fail over the next few days so he can jet back in and fix you ….sorry fix it ….. perhaps both

  40. 92
    Cynic says:

    Great video. Bit like the Commons Terrace me thinks

  41. 94
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Samcam is very fit, I bet she’s a right little goer with a couple of Vodka’s down her neck

  42. 95
    Tickle Duster says:

    I’m raving I’m raving:

    Mental times down at Rage, crap music but a wicked crowd.

  43. 96
    Tickle Duster says:

  44. 98
    David Cameron says:

    I iz gonna get mashed up tonight. Me is gonna drop a few Es and rave wid me bitch Sam. Hear dis!

  45. 99
    Tickle Duster says:


  46. 103
    Tickle Duster says:

    Crank it loud, let the memories flood back:

    See ya :-)

    • 106
      nell says:

      Well those bits of music you keep posting can’t be very old because they’re all on cd’s.

      Real music comes on 45′s and 78′s.

      • 110
        RAVE ING MAD says:

        Rave noise is total WANK
        it’s just shit that any school kid can knock out on their old Casio keyboard
        You would have to be off your head on drugs to even listen to it !

        • 115
          English Viking says:

          At last! A sensible opinion on this dreadful ‘music’, which is only bettered in the ‘What a load of old shite’ stakes by colonials chanting expletives or, worse still, non-colonials chanting expletives and wishing they were darkies.

        • 120
          Herman Achille Van Rompuy says:


      • 141
        On me 'ed son...oh balls its messi again says:

        thats probably why I might well choose florrie if the alternatives was sitting on an elegant terrace listening to you singing max bygrave oldies…it would take considerably more than a ‘fun chianti’ to make that a weekend break to

  47. 104
    nell says:

    Well here’s why cleggie isn’t in davos for the bank holiday..

    He’s guest of honour at the champions league match between manu and bar cel ona.

    I reckon he deserves it for all he’s been through this last year.

  48. 109
    CLIT TICKLER says:

    I will never vote Tory again
    Cameron is a useless twat !

    • 112
      nell says:

      Yes but he’s not as useless as militwit which means he gets the most votes.

  49. 114
  50. 123
    I didn't know I was Pregnant says:


  51. 127
    Reimer says:

    He’ll be at Glastonbury in a few weeks. Probably ‘glamping’ alongside the other cnuts. Will give a breathless piece to camera about the great show we’ve all just enjoyed by DJ Arse or somesuch.

  52. 136
    Rob says:

    Peter Hitchens will have a coronary when he reads this.

    • 139
      Reimer says:

      It’s certainly grist to Hitchens’ mill but everything that won’t get him into trouble is.

  53. 138
    Wayne Carr says:

    Nobody goes to Ibiza to rave any more, not for 20 years. It’s full of corporate nightclubs. The Tories killed raving.

    • 142
      Mr and Mrs 'Satisfied' from essex says:

      ibiza….a lovely island spoilt by tourists

    • 148
      Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

      No political party can ever be cool. Imagine a Labour rave – pimply youths espousing Marxism and boot faced feminists decrying discos as tools of the patriarchy. Eating dog shit would be a more enjoyable night out.

      • 150
        tory boys never grow up says:

        I went to a rave once – full of vacuous self centred people just nodding their heads up and down to repetitive garbage that sounded as though the needle had stuck. I’m told that Tory conferences do something similar for the elderly.

  54. 149
    tory boys never grow up says:

    Second holiday in two months and the apartment all done up for photocalls – sure Dave we’re all in this together.

  55. 155
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Time to introduce the next generation to these pleasures, or maybe not quite.

  56. 161
    Disco Biscuit says:

    Good to see our generation running the country! Somehow doubt Ed Miliband would be found on the White Isle, dancing to house at an open-air party… more like a sandwich and a flask of Bovril on a rainy beach on the Isle of Wight for his vacation!

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