May 26th, 2011

Vicky is Answering Questions

Hot on the revelation that Vicky Pryce has signed an affidavit confessing to have taken Chris Huhne’s points hacks may want to ask her a few follow-up questions. If so they should hurry on down to Stationer’s Hall in the City where she is on a panel at an economics conference  at 11.15. Chris Huhne is not answering questions – except to the police, even then he can’t remember the answer…


109 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Should be fun , sending theguy news team ?

  2. 2
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    Where is Billy

    Will someone ask her where Tony Blair’s expenses are

  3. 3
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    Order is restored !!

  4. 4
    Guy Burley says:

    Will there be a live Guycast from the conference?

  5. 5
    Form Tutor says:

    Stationers’ Hall.

  6. 6
    Anon says:

    In the shredder

  7. 7
    Wed Ed says:

    I’m getting married in the morning.

  8. 8
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    So come on, whos fucking idea was it to hold the first test match of the summer in fuckin wet Cardiff? Heads must roll for this, its a fuckin disgrace!

  9. 9
    Professor Robert Winstons says:

    Oh dear, dear Ms Pryce, the first rule of the UK’s leftist elite is that you are above the law as enforced upon the stupid people.

    Your place as a doyen of leftist thinkers, and economists is gravely damaged now you are rumoured to have admitted your part in a conspiracy.
    My very good friend Tony Blair, never admitted he took the nation into a war against a sovereign nation which posed no threat to Britain, for his own vainglorious and commercial ends, and he is still held in extremely high regard by the people of Britain.

    You have let the professional wealthy leftist elite of Britain down badly Ms Pryce.

  10. 10
    NeverRed says:

    I hope Pilgrims progress is not forgotten whilst the police dither over ‘speedy Gonzales’, or Hank.

    Getting rid of Huhne and Mcshane etc will only save the taxpayer a few hundred thousand pounds (plus it will cost us to imprison the swines), whereas getting rid of thousands of pilgrims and Hanks will save us £millions.

  11. 11
    FFion says:

    can we not express ourselves without ruddy swaring?
    It’ll be dry by lunchtime anyway

  12. 12
    Horizontal Welsh Rain says:

    Probably the same bloke who decoided to hold that Golf match in Wet and Windy Wales last year.

  13. 13
    He says:

    Can’t believe this hasn’t got a ‘…gate’ yet.

    Pointsgate?
    Scornedgate?

  14. 14
    EdMiliband says:

    I’m marrying Juthine Time. Geddit? It ith a very funny joke. I might uthe it in my thpeeth.

  15. 15
    cricket is stupid says:

    They are only testing.

  16. 16
    Engineer says:

    Perhaps there was only one stationer.

  17. 17
    Octavius Tinsworth Ace says:

    If Huhne sticks to his amnesia line, there is nothing to pin on him. Essex police have got to prove he was driving the car at the time of the offence and this is unlikely with camera shot of rear of fast disappearing car. They can do Ms Price for perverting the course of justice but in his case it’s no evidence. Slippery Huhne.

  18. 18
    Max Planck says:

    Why are you not in the lab, Winston?

  19. 19
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Speedgate

  20. 20
    To be a Huhne says:

    Hoons don’t need gates.

  21. 21
    EdMiliband says:

    i laugh every time

  22. 22
    Spank Sinatra says:

    I’m surprised that he can even remember his name.

  23. 23
    Dick the Prick says:

    Why Vicky? Why did you marry the Huuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhne?

  24. 24
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Didnt get the hint last night?

  25. 25
    LIBERAL-SEX says:

    Mr NOTHING TO SEE -Its’s your party -by leaps and bounds-the largest ever amount of sex offenders in your party -HANDYCOCK-is a mere snowflake in mountain of perverts

  26. 26
    LIBERAL-SEX CRIMES says:

    Mr NOTHING TO SEE -Its’s your party -by leaps and bounds-the largest ever amount of sex offenders in your party -HANDYCOCK-is a mere snowflake in mountain of perverts

  27. 27
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Greeting a team from the sub-continent with a cold damp seamer in gale-force fog is just reward for the endless supply of slow, sideways-turners served up in the ICC 50-over hit-and-gigglefest a couple of months ago. A day and a half fielding in the Welsh Spring weather will build SriLankan characters.

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    The only time order will be restored is when Billy is hung by his testicles.

  29. 29
    Backwoodsman says:

    Nah, just a presentation glass of whiskey & revolver, to pass on to her ex next time she sees him.

  30. 30
    EdMiliband says:

    Ethicsgate

  31. 31
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Carina Trimmingham isn’t the only person “going down”

  32. 32
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Preferably in a specimen jar………

  33. 33
    Chris Bryant says:

    LeavingYourWifeForABulldykeGate?

  34. 34
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Prison Gate ?

  35. 35
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Must have sold a lot of paper then.

    Or just provided fake invoices for parliment.

  36. 36
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Litigate ?

  37. 37
    boulay says:

    the flight from strasbourg to stanstead will be arriving at gate….

  38. 38
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    ….once someone has explained the joke – twice.

  39. 39
    Handycock says:

    Don’t worry Chris, it is your word against hers and she isn’t a member of the Lodge. Just look at what happened to me and the Mong. Come and join me in St Petersburgh, when all this is over, for a bit of extra curricular activity at taxpayer’s expense. Boaz.

  40. 40
    Chris Huhne says:

    Asking Carina Triminghamif we can do a little Dominique Strauss-Khan/chamber maid role-play was perhaps not my best suggestion but she soon surrendered to the idea.

  41. 41
    Fa Kin Su Pah says:

    I’m about a mile from the ground
    and guess what ? It’s still raining.

  42. 42
    Tax Payer says:

    Possibly, but the circumstantial evidence plus the confession may be enough. His car – check. Coming away from Stansted – check. Arrived at Stansted 30 mins before – check.

    Plus possible documentary evidence; statements from the children; photo’s that may show something. It’ll be enough for a trial at least.

    She wants to wreck his career. She doesn’t need a conviction to do that. The allegations and *some* evidence is enough.

  43. 43
    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    A Lib Dem at an Economic Conference?

    I suppose the answers to all scenarios is:

    * More money for foreign aid.

    * More money for the public sector

    * More taxes from the productive private sector

  44. 44
    Helpful says:

    Not true. He was the registered owner of the car, he was required by law to identify the driver of the car. He identified the driver as his wife, this is either true or not true. If not true he has committed an offense. The second issue relates to the points and the supposed driver admitting they were the driver; who signed that document? It may be Ms Pryce did not find out about this event until much later.

  45. 45
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Oi – Mr “Nothing to See Here” Lib Dem Voice guy.

    I have one 9 letter word for you: http://tinyurl.com/3q9e3vx

    That is all. Thank you.

    I’ll leave the clever arguments for when I’m not hungover.

  46. 46
    Schillings says:

    Chris Huhne has taken out a super injunction to stop people saying that Vicky Pryce has taken his points for speeding.

    Easy pickings from a Huhne

  47. 47
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    that is a peculiar thing. clearly enough evidence for a conviction in the court of public opinion.

    But I’ll say it again – If this wasnt a high profile case, the police wouldnt give a toss.

  48. 48
  49. 49
    I don't need no doctor says:

    If it’s true about the affidavit then surely there is one media outlet brare enough to headline “Huhne is guilty”. What’s holding them back?

  50. 50
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    givingyourwifeone-gate

  51. 51

    Vewy progretheth!

  52. 52
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Book early to avoid disappointment !!

    http://www.ocduk.org/

  53. 53
  54. 54
    Rick Wakeman's Mellotron says:

    It’s GatsoGate of course!

  55. 55
    Harold Camping Head of the Met Office. says:

    I forcast that the entire UK will be burnt to a cinder as the volcanic ash cloud covers our country in a suffocating lethal blanket of Magma.

  56. 56
    A Marxist J'oo says:

    Yes, he would have more value to society if he was in a pickle jar

  57. 57
    Chris Bryant says:

    Cure a homosexual gate

  58. 58
    Alexsandr says:

    twatgate?

  59. 59
    Old dog no tricks says:

    Wouldn’t it be correct that if he cannot rememeber – that SHE can and is obviously telling what she remembers ! Absent of memory recall from huhne says the only facts in the case are from her and the circumstantial – and possibly the kids testimoney !

    Either way though – he’s a cheatin’ lyin’ cnut who is not fit for any political post – so if he goes – heir to blair will make him an EU commissioner or something (personal aide to Chris whatsisname at the BEEB maybe).

    Lord Huhne of lyingcheatingbastard-on-the-green in the new years honuors too I bet !

  60. 60
    Kay - Gordon Brown did a great job-Burley says:

    I can report that the entire Eastern Seaboard of The United States in under terrorist attack !

  61. 61
    The cunt of Monte Cristo says:

    Great stories today on Vicky Pollard’s show about the way the vermin who work in the NHS treat the elderly

    Disgusting behaviour from me me me me leftist degenerates

  62. 62
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    Wifegate

  63. 63
    Lard Presclott of Bulimia, Bog Seats, Beams,Bellies,Banjos,Punches, Croquet, Pies, Jags 'n' Shags says:

    Come on down, Chris ! I’ve saved a seat for you !

  64. 64
    Postal Vote says:

    No coHuhnes, no comment

  65. 65
    Mike Hunt says:

    And bankrupt the Liebour Party, hopefully.

  66. 66
    Tax Payer says:

    Surely his line will be she is doing this out of revenge. If she was so bothered about it why hasn’t she said something before? Her license was endorsed so she obviously knew about it a while ago.

    It’s not unreasonable for him to say: “it was a long time ago, I don’t remember. She hasn’t said anything before, and is now making it all up out of spite”.

    But, I don’t think he’s going to get very far with that.

  67. 67
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Ex-wifegate?

  68. 68
    Not so fast says:

    Not necessarily they only have to prove that he asked someone who wasn’t driving his car at the time to declare that they were. In one sense who actually was driving is not relevant as long as it is shown that it was not the person who said they were under pressure from the owner. Allegedly.

  69. 69
    NeverRed says:

    Drivergate

  70. 70
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    To get him 4 months in prison, you would need to prove, beyond reasonable doubt, that he did it deliberately.

    The cases from yesterday all had it in common that the drivers who were getting the blame were obviously and blatantly not driving. Actually all three of them were on different continents.

  71. 71
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Another thread about a subject that we aren’t allowed to talk about.

  72. 72
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    See what I’m driving at?

  73. 73
    Postlethwaite says:

    Why all the nastiness towards BB?

  74. 74
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Muntergate !

  75. 75
    Ancient Mariner says:

    Frig-gate?

  76. 76
    David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    So when is Mc Clegg going to act like a leader and do something to restore the public’s confidence in politics, his party or Westminster?? Hand-in-hand cock, Laws I will buy my boyfriend a house on the taxpayer, Lewis Huhne Hamilton next F1 champion, as long as his bitch takes the points and all the Lie Dem expenses fiddlers like Menzies Campbell. I suppose he could raise the price of alcohol to help Charles I’m a drunk Kennedy.

    Wipe Lie Dems off the map. McClegg will do nothing to help restore standards in the party.

  77. 77
    Aesop o'Sardis says:

    Muntergate?

  78. 78
    Postlethwaite says:

    Where i live it was raining all day too.

    I have decided to become a ‘true believer’ – just the presence of obamessiah spreads sunshine (and barbecued sausages) all around – i have seen it, really i have – it was on the bbc so it must be true. We are not worthy . . .

    So Billy, you need to invite the chosen one to see a cricket match; ask him to bend over near Wales and to spread his glory all around.

    (OK so its a slow, rainy day here . . .)

  79. 79
    Chris Huhne says:

    I’d like to put a stop to these vicious rumours that Carina Trimingham has a cock.

    It’s just balls.

  80. 80
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am now to be known as Gorgonzola

    I am a cheese mountain

  81. 81
    Ancient Mariner says:

    Would some kind mason type please explain to an old sea dog what BOAZ stands for? I keep seeing it and the best idea so far was Better On A Zebra [after BOAC = Better on a camel].

    Ta very much.

  82. 82
    Tax Payer says:

    I think a prosecution unlikely, a conviction even less so. Her story isn’t perfect, and she IS motivated by revenge.

    But I think she’ll sling enough mud to wreck his career. Which is enough for me.

  83. 83
    Postlethwaite says:

    But, its all government money, isn’t it?

  84. 84
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I rekon its because he says rude things about scotland.

  85. 85
    Backwoodsman says:

    Any hints as to who actually returned the form and the validity of the signature on it ? Presume if she was in a position to say she didn’t sign, he would be fucked. Allegedly.

  86. 86
    Selohesra says:

    Boaz was the husband of Ruth – hope that helps

  87. 87
    Bardirect says:

    in which case

    Count 1 perverting the course of justice by naming a person other than the driver
    Count 2 intercepting a PCN addressed to VP contrary to S1 RIPA
    Count 3 perverting course of justice by purporting to be VP admitting the infraction
    Count 4 Theft of VP driving licence

    Max 10 years

  88. 88
    God says:

    NO! Henceforth you will be known as “Brown Gordon” as this is the most appropriate name for you. I HAVE SPOKEN

  89. 89
    Ed Balls says:

    Who are you calling a cock?

  90. 90
    God says:

    Yes Mr Silliband; it does not take much to make you laugh – just a peek in the morror does the trick for you every time!

  91. 91
    Fa Kin Su Pah says:

    Hang on just a minute..sun’s out.
    No. It’s raining again. Seagull flew by.
    Bus just went past.

  92. 92
    I'll have a P please Bob says:

    Not surer it makes much odds that she has sworn an oath. There’s nothing to stop me swearing an oath that the moon is made of stilton, except the fear of being done for perjury. But if her oath admits to perjury over the points then it effectively says: I am a perjurer and I wouldn’t say that if it wasn’t true because that would be perjury and I am not a perjurer. The Cretan paradox, dontcha just love it?

  93. 93
    A Jock says:

    Try living in the west of jockland – it’s been raining every day this month and most of last’s.

  94. 94
    Penfold says:

    When is this slimy little scumbag going to do the decent thing and resign?

    The evidence is becoming overwhelming, the SS Huhne has been catastrophically holed below the water line, the crew have taken to the lifeboats, but clearly Chris, the master and commander, believes he can brazen matters out and with a surfeit of hot air remain afloat and effect repairs.

    This sort of behaviour does no favours to the Feeble-Dims, but does at least let us, the proles, see them in their proper light. Just as corrupt and arrogant as all the others….

    Lets hope that Huhne remembers his soap on a rope , he’ll need it.

  95. 95
    tat says:

    tat-gate

  96. 96
    Mandy says:

    Did someone all me?

  97. 97
    handycock fan club says:

    and don’t forget – claim diminished responsibility – the only rear shot the cops have got is of me shagging on the back seat – but dont tell my wife or she’ll call you a nutter.

  98. 98
    lefty says:

    in other words spend spend spend

  99. 99
    vicky says:

    so i could skin him for every penny and make a few quid selling stuff to the papers after

  100. 100
    Gordon brown says:

    First!

  101. 101
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    What speed in what limit was she doing?

  102. 102
    The Duke of Edinburgh says:

    Obfus-gate (spelt incorrectllly… Geddit)

  103. 103
    Pointius Pilot says:

    he is still held in extremely high regard by the people of Britain
    – 1!

  104. 104
    David Cameron says:

    You wait til Obama’s gone back home you little shit gate

  105. 105
    ron Vibentrop says:

    I’ll be walking with a funny gait

  106. 106
    John Bellingham says:

    why does this country still eff-about with trials–why can’t politicans just be subject to summary execution, like Bin Laden, Dr Kelly, that Austrian Nazi bloke and Strauss-Cohen.

  107. 107
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I object to that, I am the No1 Pervert in Parliament as well as the No1 Trougher.

  108. 108
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I have already said,I object to that, I am the No1 Pervert in Parliament as well as the No1 Trougher.

  109. 109
    Ancient Mariner says:

    TQVM


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