Hot on the revelation that Vicky Pryce has signed an affidavit confessing to have taken Chris Huhne’s points hacks may want to ask her a few follow-up questions. If so they should hurry on down to Stationer’s Hall in the City where she is on a panel at an economics conference at 11.15. Chris Huhne is not answering questions – except to the police, even then he can’t remember the answer…
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Iran’s military chief-of-staff, Major General Hassan Firouzabadi…
“The Iranian nation is standing for its cause and that is the full annihilation of Israel”.
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
Should be fun , sending theguy news team ?
Will there be a live Guycast from the conference?
i laugh every time
….once someone has explained the joke – twice.
Yes Mr Silliband; it does not take much to make you laugh – just a peek in the morror does the trick for you every time!
I forcast that the entire UK will be burnt to a cinder as the volcanic ash cloud covers our country in a suffocating lethal blanket of Magma.
I can report that the entire Eastern Seaboard of The United States in under terrorist attack !
So when is Mc Clegg going to act like a leader and do something to restore the public’s confidence in politics, his party or Westminster?? Hand-in-hand cock, Laws I will buy my boyfriend a house on the taxpayer, Lewis Huhne Hamilton next F1 champion, as long as his bitch takes the points and all the Lie Dem expenses fiddlers like Menzies Campbell. I suppose he could raise the price of alcohol to help Charles I’m a drunk Kennedy.
Wipe Lie Dems off the map. McClegg will do nothing to help restore standards in the party.
Mr NOTHING TO SEE -Its’s your party -by leaps and bounds-the largest ever amount of sex offenders in your party -HANDYCOCK-is a mere snowflake in mountain of perverts
I object to that, I am the No1 Pervert in Parliament as well as the No1 Trougher.
Nah, just a presentation glass of whiskey & revolver, to pass on to her ex next time she sees him.
Where is Billy
Will someone ask her where Tony Blair’s expenses are
Order is restored !!
The only time order will be restored is when Billy is hung by his testicles.
So what?
Why all the nastiness towards BB?
I rekon its because he says rude things about scotland.
In the shredder
Stationers’ Hall.
Perhaps there was only one stationer.
Must have sold a lot of paper then.
Or just provided fake invoices for parliment.
I’m getting married in the morning.
I’m marrying Juthine Time. Geddit? It ith a very funny joke. I might uthe it in my thpeeth.
Vewy progretheth!
So come on, whos fucking idea was it to hold the first test match of the summer in fuckin wet Cardiff? Heads must roll for this, its a fuckin disgrace!
can we not express ourselves without ruddy swaring?
It’ll be dry by lunchtime anyway
Probably the same bloke who decoided to hold that Golf match in Wet and Windy Wales last year.
Greeting a team from the sub-continent with a cold damp seamer in gale-force fog is just reward for the endless supply of slow, sideways-turners served up in the ICC 50-over hit-and-gigglefest a couple of months ago. A day and a half fielding in the Welsh Spring weather will build SriLankan characters.
They are only testing.
I’m about a mile from the ground
and guess what ? It’s still raining.
Where i live it was raining all day too.
I have decided to become a ‘true believer’ – just the presence of obamessiah spreads sunshine (and barbecued sausages) all around – i have seen it, really i have – it was on the bbc so it must be true. We are not worthy . . .
So Billy, you need to invite the chosen one to see a cricket match; ask him to bend over near Wales and to spread his glory all around.
(OK so its a slow, rainy day here . . .)
Hang on just a minute..sun’s out.
No. It’s raining again. Seagull flew by.
Bus just went past.
Try living in the west of jockland – it’s been raining every day this month and most of last’s.
Oh dear, dear Ms Pryce, the first rule of the UK’s leftist elite is that you are above the law as enforced upon the stupid people.
Your place as a doyen of leftist thinkers, and economists is gravely damaged now you are rumoured to have admitted your part in a conspiracy.
My very good friend Tony Blair, never admitted he took the nation into a war against a sovereign nation which posed no threat to Britain, for his own vainglorious and commercial ends, and he is still held in extremely high regard by the people of Britain.
You have let the professional wealthy leftist elite of Britain down badly Ms Pryce.
Why are you not in the lab, Winston?
Preferably in a specimen jar………
Yes, he would have more value to society if he was in a pickle jar
Why Vicky? Why did you marry the Huuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhne?
so i could skin him for every penny and make a few quid selling stuff to the papers after
Great stories today on Vicky Pollard’s show about the way the vermin who work in the NHS treat the elderly
Disgusting behaviour from me me me me leftist degenerates
he is still held in extremely high regard by the people of Britain
- 1!
I hope Pilgrims progress is not forgotten whilst the police dither over ‘speedy Gonzales’, or Hank.
Getting rid of Huhne and Mcshane etc will only save the taxpayer a few hundred thousand pounds (plus it will cost us to imprison the swines), whereas getting rid of thousands of pilgrims and Hanks will save us £millions.
And bankrupt the Liebour Party, hopefully.
Can’t believe this hasn’t got a ‘…gate’ yet.
Pointsgate?
Scornedgate?
Speedgate
Hoons don’t need gates.
Ethicsgate
LeavingYourWifeForABulldykeGate?
Prison Gate ?
Litigate ?
the flight from strasbourg to stanstead will be arriving at gate….
givingyourwifeone-gate
Huhnegate!
I’ll be walking with a funny gait
It’s GatsoGate of course!
twatgate?
Cure a homosexual gate
Wifegate
Ex-wifegate?
Muntergate !
Frig-gate?
Muntergate?
Drivergate
tat-gate
Obfus-gate (spelt incorrectllly… Geddit)
You wait til Obama’s gone back home you little shit gate
If Huhne sticks to his amnesia line, there is nothing to pin on him. Essex police have got to prove he was driving the car at the time of the offence and this is unlikely with camera shot of rear of fast disappearing car. They can do Ms Price for perverting the course of justice but in his case it’s no evidence. Slippery Huhne.
Possibly, but the circumstantial evidence plus the confession may be enough. His car – check. Coming away from Stansted – check. Arrived at Stansted 30 mins before – check.
Plus possible documentary evidence; statements from the children; photo’s that may show something. It’ll be enough for a trial at least.
She wants to wreck his career. She doesn’t need a conviction to do that. The allegations and *some* evidence is enough.
that is a peculiar thing. clearly enough evidence for a conviction in the court of public opinion.
But I’ll say it again – If this wasnt a high profile case, the police wouldnt give a toss.
Wouldn’t it be correct that if he cannot rememeber – that SHE can and is obviously telling what she remembers ! Absent of memory recall from huhne says the only facts in the case are from her and the circumstantial – and possibly the kids testimoney !
Either way though – he’s a cheatin’ lyin’ cnut who is not fit for any political post – so if he goes – heir to blair will make him an EU commissioner or something (personal aide to Chris whatsisname at the BEEB maybe).
Lord Huhne of lyingcheatingbastard-on-the-green in the new years honuors too I bet !
Come on down, Chris ! I’ve saved a seat for you !
why does this country still eff-about with trials–why can’t politicans just be subject to summary execution, like Bin Laden, Dr Kelly, that Austrian Nazi bloke and Strauss-Cohen.
Not true. He was the registered owner of the car, he was required by law to identify the driver of the car. He identified the driver as his wife, this is either true or not true. If not true he has committed an offense. The second issue relates to the points and the supposed driver admitting they were the driver; who signed that document? It may be Ms Pryce did not find out about this event until much later.
Surely his line will be she is doing this out of revenge. If she was so bothered about it why hasn’t she said something before? Her license was endorsed so she obviously knew about it a while ago.
It’s not unreasonable for him to say: “it was a long time ago, I don’t remember. She hasn’t said anything before, and is now making it all up out of spite”.
But, I don’t think he’s going to get very far with that.
To get him 4 months in prison, you would need to prove, beyond reasonable doubt, that he did it deliberately.
The cases from yesterday all had it in common that the drivers who were getting the blame were obviously and blatantly not driving. Actually all three of them were on different continents.
I think a prosecution unlikely, a conviction even less so. Her story isn’t perfect, and she IS motivated by revenge.
But I think she’ll sling enough mud to wreck his career. Which is enough for me.
in which case
Count 1 perverting the course of justice by naming a person other than the driver
Count 2 intercepting a PCN addressed to VP contrary to S1 RIPA
Count 3 perverting course of justice by purporting to be VP admitting the infraction
Count 4 Theft of VP driving licence
Max 10 years
Not necessarily they only have to prove that he asked someone who wasn’t driving his car at the time to declare that they were. In one sense who actually was driving is not relevant as long as it is shown that it was not the person who said they were under pressure from the owner. Allegedly.
Any hints as to who actually returned the form and the validity of the signature on it ? Presume if she was in a position to say she didn’t sign, he would be fucked. Allegedly.
I’m surprised that he can even remember his name.
Didnt get the hint last night?
Mr NOTHING TO SEE -Its’s your party -by leaps and bounds-the largest ever amount of sex offenders in your party -HANDYCOCK-is a mere snowflake in mountain of perverts
I have already said,I object to that, I am the No1 Pervert in Parliament as well as the No1 Trougher.
Carina Trimmingham isn’t the only person “going down”
Don’t worry Chris, it is your word against hers and she isn’t a member of the Lodge. Just look at what happened to me and the Mong. Come and join me in St Petersburgh, when all this is over, for a bit of extra curricular activity at taxpayer’s expense. Boaz.
and don’t forget – claim diminished responsibility – the only rear shot the cops have got is of me shagging on the back seat – but dont tell my wife or she’ll call you a nutter.
Asking Carina Triminghamif we can do a little Dominique Strauss-Khan/chamber maid role-play was perhaps not my best suggestion but she soon surrendered to the idea.
A Lib Dem at an Economic Conference?
I suppose the answers to all scenarios is:
* More money for foreign aid.
* More money for the public sector
* More taxes from the productive private sector
But, its all government money, isn’t it?
in other words spend spend spend
Oi – Mr “Nothing to See Here” Lib Dem Voice guy.
I have one 9 letter word for you: http://tinyurl.com/3q9e3vx
That is all. Thank you.
I’ll leave the clever arguments for when I’m not hungover.
Chris Huhne has taken out a super injunction to stop people saying that Vicky Pryce has taken his points for speeding.
Easy pickings from a Huhne
If it’s true about the affidavit then surely there is one media outlet brare enough to headline “Huhne is guilty”. What’s holding them back?
Not surer it makes much odds that she has sworn an oath. There’s nothing to stop me swearing an oath that the moon is made of stilton, except the fear of being done for perjury. But if her oath admits to perjury over the points then it effectively says: I am a perjurer and I wouldn’t say that if it wasn’t true because that would be perjury and I am not a perjurer. The Cretan paradox, dontcha just love it?
Book early to avoid disappointment !!
http://www.ocduk.org/
No coHuhnes, no comment
Another thread about a subject that we aren’t allowed to talk about.
See what I’m driving at?
I’d like to put a stop to these vicious rumours that Carina Trimingham has a cock.
It’s just balls.
Who are you calling a cock?
Did someone all me?
I am now to be known as Gorgonzola
I am a cheese mountain
NO! Henceforth you will be known as “Brown Gordon” as this is the most appropriate name for you. I HAVE SPOKEN
Would some kind mason type please explain to an old sea dog what BOAZ stands for? I keep seeing it and the best idea so far was Better On A Zebra [after BOAC = Better on a camel].
Ta very much.
Boaz was the husband of Ruth – hope that helps
TQVM
When is this slimy little scumbag going to do the decent thing and resign?
The evidence is becoming overwhelming, the SS Huhne has been catastrophically holed below the water line, the crew have taken to the lifeboats, but clearly Chris, the master and commander, believes he can brazen matters out and with a surfeit of hot air remain afloat and effect repairs.
This sort of behaviour does no favours to the Feeble-Dims, but does at least let us, the proles, see them in their proper light. Just as corrupt and arrogant as all the others….
Lets hope that Huhne remembers his soap on a rope , he’ll need it.
First!
What speed in what limit was she doing?