May 25th, 2011

Second Complaint to Electoral Commission for Huhne

The Sunlight Centre has put in the following formal complaint to the Electoral Commission regarding Chris Huhne’s expenses. This comes on the back of the two LibDem councillors who blew the whistle on the murky affairs.

The Sunlight Centre for Open Politics has been looking into Huhne’s election returns for nearly a year. There are missing invoices, national irregularities, undeclared website costs and staffing holes.

Having been stonewalled on various occasions, Guido thinks they might be onto something with this one…


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    He is dead!


    • 5
      strap on billy, it could be a rough ride says:

      This is driving me round the bend.


      • 29
        Strewth says:

        Is he still here!!?

        F**k me! These bloody LimpDums cling on like shit to velcro

        And while we’re on the subject – how come Handycock is still around?


        • 32
          If I Go Down, You're All Coming With Me says:



        • 51
          Anonymous says:

          Who is handycock?


          • Iain Dale's Stunt Codpiece says:

            Mike sHandycock, FibDim member for Portsmouth South and Moscow Central :-)


          • Ripped-off Constituent says:

            …and when SCOP have done with Chris Huhne’s expenses at Eastleigh they would do well to have a close look at Handycock’s election expenses in Portsmouth South too (not just the General Election but also the Local Elections).


        • 119
          Dalai Llama Ding Dong says:

          The Sunlight Centre for Open Politics has been looking into Huhne’s election returns for nearly a year. There are missing invoices, national irregularities, undeclared website costs and staffing holes.

          While they’re at it, could they also investigate how the huhne managed to own 7 houses on a journalist’s wages…


          • Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

            For god’s sake, I thought the penny had dropped. The Electoral Commission will find nothing wrong with Chris Huhne’s expenses just as they found nothing wrong with mine – Boaz.
            With regards to Chris’s 7 houses he came by them the same way as I came by my Spanish Villa. Us LibDems are all in it together and we realise the importance of a presence at a local level, particularly in planning. Do you know I am Head of Planning for Portsmouth City Council as well as being an MP. Jahbulon.
            Now don’t bother me any more as I am on official business in Eastern Europe.


    • 8
      Anonymous says:

      The economy failed to show significant growth over the past two quarters as household spending in the UK worsened.
      Gross domestic product grew by 0.5 per cent in the first quarter of 2011, according to the Office for National Statistics.
      However growth in the first quarter simply cancelled out a 0.5 per cent decline in GDP in the final quarter of 2010, which was disrupted by heavy snowfall.

      The figures revealed that household spending declined by 0.6 per cent, its biggest drop since the second quarter of 2009 after consumers were squeezed by the failure of wages to keep pace with inflation.
      The sluggish pace of growth will prompt fresh criticism that the Government’s austerity measures were damaging the economic recovery.

      Business investment also declined 7.1 per cent quarter-on-quarter – its biggest fall for two years.


      • 11
        Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

        what has this got to do with Hunt?


      • 12
        huhne watch says:

        Not fucking surprising is it with Labour being in power for the last 13 years but one? Twat.


      • 13
        EdMiliband says:

        Tax and thpend ith the only way forward.
        Gordon left a golden legathy whith ith being trathed by the Tory led Tory government


      • 19
        AC1 says:

        Well we’re borrowing less and lowering balance sheet sizes (the two things that falsely accounted for ALL the economic “growth”).

        Grodo Clown blew your childrens inheritance on a party.


        • 20
          Living in lala land says:

          The public sector finance figures for April – the first month of the new fiscal year – are disappointing. In fact public sector net borrowing (excluding financial interventions) came in at £10bn, against £6.5bn expected, and is the highest borrowing figure for an April on record – last year’s deficit was reduced by the one-off bank payroll tax that raised £3.5bn.


          • AC1 says:

            The private sector numpty. Not the extortion funded sector.

            Just also pointing out that Gordo’s economic growth was potmekin.

            Of course Maybe you do live in lala land? Maybe money does grow on trees there?


          • Living in lala land and comes out with bullshit says:

            Business investment also declined 7.1 per cent quarter-on-quarter – its biggest fall for two years.


          • The Liebour party says:

            We live in Fairy Dairy Land.


        • 22
          Mike Hunt says:

          And now we all have the hangover.


      • 21
        AC1 says:


      • 52
        Four-eyed English Genius says:

        In the words of the Testicular One, “So what?”


      • 117
        Legion says:

        What Anonymous forgot to mention for soem reason;

        The Office for National Statistics (ONS) reported the public sector net borrowing measure had a surplus of £3.735bn, higher than expected and the largest surplus since July 2008.

        However, a deficit of £1.266bn was recorded in January last year.

        Total public borrowing for the year to date now stands at £113bn, £14.1bn lower than at the same point last year.

        January’s surplus is expected to help the government meet its target for borrowing for the financial year to March 2011 of £148.5bn.

        To help cut the deficit the government is cutting public spending and raising some taxes, including last month’s rise in the VAT rate from 17.5% to 20%.

        The plan has the approval of the US Treasury Secretary, Timothy Geithner, who told the BBC in an interview that he was “very impressed” with the plan to reduce the budget deficit.


    • 31
      Time Heals says:

      If you’ve been on the case for a year then he has had plenty of time to bury the bodies and shred the papers.


    • 48
      Robert Mugabe says:

      Huhne, Laws and Lembit are innocent! Clegg is a moral crusader for recognising this.

      No Shame

      By Any Means Necessary


      • 132
        Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

        Well said Robert, will be visiting Zimbabwe soon for the usual, at taxpayer’s expense.


  2. 2
    Martin Day says:

    Give him a fair trial and a fair hanging


  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    If I may be so bold, I’d like to paste a comment I made from the previous topic onto this one (as this new topic appeared about 1 minute after I posted my comment on the old one, so my old one will probably be missed by most people)….

    I’m not sure if anyone’s spotted/mentioned this before, but I think the labour party and the BBC staff are rating people’s comments on the BBC blogs (perfectly decent comments start off with a high rating from real people, then after a few hours, those comments get reversed, and that logic is totally inconsistent with what you’d expect, ie you’d expect a highly-rated comment to stay near the top, you wouldn’t expect the overall user-audience’s taste to suddenly change direction).

    So, do your duty, and go through all the anti-labour/anti-bbc comments and up-rate them, and down-rate all the pro-bbc/pro-labour comments here:


    • 49
      AC1 says:

      It’s not the votes that count, it’s who counts the votes.


    • 56
      Anonymous says:

      Be interesting to see what happens with the ken clarke blog comments on Robinson’s blog; the other day the entire top-rated set on those were “What the fuck? The BBC were just blatently taking things out of context for pro-labour reasons and basically lying to the viewers/listeners about what was said” comments, and those comments all had very high ratings.
      Now all those comments are having their ratings lowered and it’s going the opposite way.
      Come on all your tories; play them at their own game; get your activists on there and at least try to make it even.


    • 72
      Sir William Waad says:

      With comments like:

      “118 S @Who you gonna call? Again.

      Yes, I had the same problem. Someone should update those search engines.”

      it’s hard to tell whose side they’re on. All one can say is that somebody is desperate to avoid knuckling down and writing that essay.


  4. 4
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I suppose if looked into all the other election expenses you will find widespread fraud.

    One law for them etc…


  5. 6
    Gordon Brown says:

    Can I have a photo in the kitchen of Lancaster House please? Say yes or I’ll Nokia a child.


  6. 7
    Chris Bryant says:

    He’s a ladies man, a man with a plan – he’s Chris, he’s a Huhne, yes ladeez, lock up your daughters, wives and bull dykes – here’s Chris Huhne.


  7. 9
    The Cars says:

    “You can’t go on
    Thinking nothing’s wrong
    Who’s gonna drive you home


    • 50

      Greased Lying.

      Keep talkin’, whoah keep talkin’
      Bio-Fuel injection cut off, and hemp plated rods, oh yeah
      I’ll get the money, I’ll see you get the money
      With me a speedin’ on the floor, cops’ll be waitin’ at the door
      You know that i’m a tit and I’ll be gettin’ lots of shit
      over greased lying.


  8. 10
    King Albert of Belgium says:

    Dirty bastard.


  9. 15
    Andrew N says:

    They should have proof read that better… “more than on irregularity”… doh.


    • 44
      Backwoodsman says:

      Due to the fact there is more than on irregularity – anything posted around lunch time is liable to the odd typo. Fawkes & TB are probably down the pub , leaving Billy to mind the shop.


  10. 16
    Titford Hat says:

    Staffing holes or stuffing holes?


  11. 17
    Concrete Pump says:

    Who will be the first journalist to ask President Obama for his views on Chris Huhne?


  12. 18
    Chris Huhne says:

    Carina can do nought to 60 up my botty in 5 seconds.


  13. 25
    Anonymous says:

    Whilst I applaud the sentiment, wouldn’t this letter have more credibility if it was proof read before it was sent?

    “…didn’t declare all his expenses in short campaign,..”
    “Due to the fact there is more than on irregularity,..”


  14. 35
    He's Dead says:

    Friends of Miss Pryce claim one of their grown up children can remember Mr Huhne getting his wife to take the points and could also testify against him.


  15. 40
    Sarah Palin says:

    Today, I joined the Labour party.
    Those boys know how to make a moose of everything.


  16. 43
    Spank Sinatra says:

    One can only hope that he has a good sense of humor and can laugh at life and all its merry little twists and turns. I somehow doubt it however……


  17. 45
    The soaking wet ghost of Osama Bin Laden says:

    Why does the BBC think anyone is remotely interested in anything wee Doogie Alexander has to say? No one gave a shit about him when he was in Government and even less now.

    Dear BBC

    This might come as a bit of a shock to you, but Liebore are no longer in power, apparently, we the people of England decided we didn’t want a retarded jock gay boy running England so voted him out in May last year.

    Now fuck off


    The people in the south of England.


  18. 46
    Fa Kin Su Pah says:

    Poor old Huhne.
    Must think he’s going through
    his ‘Anus horrible’. Run ragged he is.


  19. 47
    The soaking wet ghost of Osama Bin Laden says:

    Yay I see Oxford have made sure plenty of muzzies are on show today for big bum Michelle, this will be a wet dream for the BBC.


  20. 58
    Tube_Thumper says:

    What is the Sunlight Centre.

    I thought it was a club that took downs syndromes out for days out. They have certainly taught them to write. But not very well


  21. 59
    Tube_Thumper says:

    Has Huhnes new girlfriend really got 9 inch cock?


  22. 65
    Scratch a left winger and you find a hypocrite says:

    Got to love the rank hypocricsy from the BBC and the leftwingers wetting themselves over Obama saying the UK and USA relationship is stronger than ever, it was only a few years ago they where spitting venom at the USA and saying they didn’t want anything to do with the warmongers any-more, also who can forget the BBC setting up the USA ambassador after 9/11 and forcing him to tears on television with their hand picked crowds of scum leftwingers spitting abuse at him and saying America deserved.


    • 67
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Tell me about it, everytime there is a peice in the Guardian about the USA you have all the looney left calling the yanks “stupid, thick etc” , and this from the party of equality……..


  23. 66
    Steve Miliband says:

    Good day to bury good news. Ken Clarke met the lady from last weeks bruhaha

    ”But Ms Browne, 45, told Victoria Derbyshire on BBC Radio 5 Live that she had been persuaded that Mr Clarke’s plans to halve sentences for offenders who plead guilty at the point they are charged were “fair enough” in an attempt to reduce the victims’ trauma and cut costs”


  24. 70
    Weygand says:

    Is the Sunlight Centre, as this letter would lead one to expect, really a high street tanning salon?


  25. 73
    Sir William Waad says:

    This year’s elections to the Council of the Institute of Psychotherapists were also the subject of widespread freud.


  26. 73
    Jimmy says:

    The Gobshite centre will also be pursuing allegations that Levi Bellfield has outstanding parking tickets.


  27. 76
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Don’t you just love the BBC? Remember Katy Kay? She was the old dog who used to work for the BBC in America spouting Democrat propaganda dressed up as balanced BBC output. Well she’s left and now works for some Democrat strategy group but the BBC have her back on now as a guest.

    Only at the BBC


  28. 77
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Today is a good day to bury bad news.

    All we need is Gordon Brown, a coffin and some shovels.


  29. 78
    the general public says:

    Guido, can you tell us how many Tory MP’s have had a complaint submitted about them by the Sunlight Centre for Open Politics?

    Seems there is a “rumour” that, as most of those involved in running Sunlight are classed as “of the right politically”, then Tory wrongdoers are ignored.

    Personally, I don’t care who runs it as long as they expose the wrongdoers, and I don’t think you have gone for a wrong targets yet, but it would be a shame if others were getting off just because they were Tory’s.


    • 84
      man perch on a barstool says:

      at end of missive. tory.
      Ben who sits at the other end said that. we agree.


    • 109
      He gets the PC Police stamp of Equality says:

      Guido kills the careers of politicians from all parties.


    • 121
      Archer Karcher says:

      You don’t come here much do you? Every wrongdoer, phoney, hypocrite and thieving chancer, is fair game here and quite rightly so.


      • 130
        the general public says:

        Nobody’s answered the question, “how many Tory MP’s have had a complaint submitted about them by the Sunlight Centre for Open Politics”.

        I like Guido’s blog, I know he has exposed MP’s from all parties……but has the Sunlight Centre for Open Politics?


        • 133
          Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

          It has got nothing to do with political Parties. They could have exposed me but they didn’t. Boaz.


  30. 79
    Charlotte Harris says:

    It just gets worse for Chris Huhne !

    President Obama interviews Chris Huhne over speeding claims

    Mr Huhne has said that President Obama will “get to the bottom” of the matter.


  31. 81
    Volcanic Ash says:

    Make your fucking minds up, somebody has got to be bullshitting me, is it the CAA and the Met Office again or Ryanair?.


    • 86

      In order of reliability

      Met Office

      Ryanair {distant third}


    • 87
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      the met office do know the general direction of the wind.

      Ryanair think that if nobody has died yet, its got to be ok.
      CAA are just bloody soft for thinking that potential damage to a jet engine isn’t just a mild inconvenience.


      • 96
        annette curton says:

        Permit me to do a small but significant alteration to that sentence as :
        “the met office do know the general direction of the wind”
        “the met office knows the general direction of their wind”.


  32. 83

    Marmite banned in Denmark. This really is the end of the civilised world as we know it.


  33. 89
    INTP says:

    Very interesting link



    • 90
      INTP says:

      1) California, it is often said, would be the world’s sixth- or seventh-largest economy if it was a separate country. Actually, that would be the eighth, according to this map, as France (with a GDP of $2,15 trillion) is #8 on the aforementioned list.
      2) Texas’ economy is significantly smaller, exactly half of California’s, as its GDP compares to that of Canada (#10, $1,08 trillion).
      3) Florida also does well, with its GDP comparable to Asian tiger South Korea’s (#13 at $786 billion).
      4) Illinois – Mexico (GDP #14 at $741 billion)
      5) New Jersey – Russia (GDP #15 at $733 billion)
      6) Ohio – Australia (GDP #16 at $645 billion)
      7) New York – Brazil (GDP #17 at $621 billion)
      8) Pennsylvania – Netherlands (GDP #18 at $613 billion)
      9) Georgia – Switzerland (GDP #19 at $387 billion)
      10) North Carolina – Sweden (GDP #20 at $371 billion)


      • 117
        Postlethwaite says:

        How about ranking countries by the amount of oil they have had grabbed from them by the uSA for the uSA ‘oil fix’?

        OK Afghanistan comes out low on that list, but it comes out high on the uSA ‘opium fix’ grab list.


        • 127
          AC1 says:

          The U.S. Gets nearly all it’s oil from Canada and Venezuala…

          Europe and especially France however…

          Hence France trying “No War (In Exchange) for Oil (Contracts)”.


  34. 92
    The soaking wet ghost of Osama Bin Laden says:

    That’s Ffion sitting behind Cameron, she really is fit. Why are there no fit socialist birds?


  35. 100
    the last quango in paris says:

    how can Brown turn up this Wednesday and not any other Wednesday?


    • 103
      Chemo for a sick society says:

      It would be cheaper to just shoot the fucker inbetween the eyes.


    • 105
      Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

      Because I am holding a banquet in honour of President Omaha, with all my friends, in a telephone kiosk outside Westminster Tube station.

      I am now going to chase him round the kitchen in order to get some ‘face’ time.


    • 122
      Detective Inspector Jack Regan-Blair says:

      Bloody stipe let him out on bail. Should’ve remanded the slag. I was saying to George that I bet he gets let out to claim more bleedin’ expenses. I need a cuppa tea!


  36. 104
    Did Eddie beg Obama? says:

    What did Ed tell Obama? “Pleathe can I come to the White Houthe? It will make me look very prime minithterial. Pretty pleathe! With thugar on top! And I won’t leave a methh in the toilet like Gordon did.”


  37. 107
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Labour the spiteful party full of weasel like people.
    Labour the only political party with no policies.
    Labour the party of scroungers and trotsky union members.


  38. 108
    Gordon Brown says:

    i did a depthcharge Scotch Shit in the Whitehouse bogs


    • 120
      Detective Inspector Jack Regan-Blair says:

      Listen Jocko, that wasn’t a shit. That was your brain. Now shut it and make me a cuppa tea. You slag.


  39. 111
    the last quango in paris says:

    Ed Miliband is clapping and so is everyone else in the room he must be thinking how hard they are trying to please him by doing the same thing!


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