May 25th, 2011

Quote of the Day

PM and the POTUS left alone in limo. An official says:

‘God knows what Cameron promised Obama.’


13 Comments

  1. 1
    King Albert of Belgium says:

    Dirty bastards

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  2. 2
    Steve Miliband says:

    ”Gordon this is neither the time nor the place to meet Mr Omaha. Nurse!!”

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  3. 3
    Carty says:

    See? I told you we’d find a mic!

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  4. 4
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    A few more wars?

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  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Who was that retard with the lisp again

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  6. 6
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Obama: “Will you promise not to let that one eyed lunatic near me again David?”

    Cameron: “A deal so long as you keep that idiot Bush out of our Country”

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  7. 7
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Obama: “This is my pimp mobile, you should see the fun me and the homies have when we go out looking for ho’s and bitches on a Friday”

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  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Have you wondered what the mood must be like in Kircaldy this morning? Former BFFs Barry & ‘chelle cosying up to Dave and Sam, the traitors.

    Meanwhile, poor Sarah is stuck at home with a glowering, sulking egomaniac to look after and she’s nowhere near this morning’s fashion pages being compared favourably with the first lady.

    I would have thought the atmosphere is “frosty”.

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  9. 9
    Charlotte Harris says:

    I understand that Chris Huhne and Carina Trimingham were also inside the limo.
    There is no stopping Chris Huhne now

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  10. 10
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Cameron: “Chris assures me that if you take the three points no one will find out”

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  11. 11
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m meeting Barry in my kitchen at 5pm, and will release a statement after tea.

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  12. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron “Funny isn’t it, if Gordon hand ‘t been talking in the back of his limo last year, I might not be in this one….”

    O’barmagh “He still would not have been in this one… The man’s a jinx… It isn’t worth the risk to my re-election campaign”

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