May 25th, 2011

Quote of the Day


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  1. 1
    King Albert of Belgium says:

    Dirty bastards

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  2. 2
    Steve Miliband says:

    ”Gordon this is neither the time nor the place to meet Mr Omaha. Nurse!!”

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  3. 3
    Carty says:

    See? I told you we’d find a mic!

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  4. 4
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    A few more wars?

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  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Who was that retard with the lisp again

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  6. 6
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Obama: “Will you promise not to let that one eyed lunatic near me again David?”

    Cameron: “A deal so long as you keep that idiot Bush out of our Country”

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  7. 7
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Obama: “This is my pimp mobile, you should see the fun me and the homies have when we go out looking for ho’s and bitches on a Friday”

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  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Have you wondered what the mood must be like in Kircaldy this morning? Former BFFs Barry & ‘chelle cosying up to Dave and Sam, the traitors.

    Meanwhile, poor Sarah is stuck at home with a glowering, sulking egomaniac to look after and she’s nowhere near this morning’s fashion pages being compared favourably with the first lady.

    I would have thought the atmosphere is “frosty”.

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  9. 9
    Charlotte Harris says:

    I understand that Chris Huhne and Carina Trimingham were also inside the limo.
    There is no stopping Chris Huhne now

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  10. 10
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Cameron: “Chris assures me that if you take the three points no one will find out”

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  11. 11
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m meeting Barry in my kitchen at 5pm, and will release a statement after tea.

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  12. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron “Funny isn’t it, if Gordon hand ‘t been talking in the back of his limo last year, I might not be in this one….”

    O’barmagh “He still would not have been in this one… The man’s a jinx… It isn’t worth the risk to my re-election campaign”

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Chris Bryant talks to the Times Diary about a famous gay actor:

“I don’t think I’ve had sex with him. He says we had sex in Clapham. I’m fairly certain I’ve never had sex south of the river”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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