May 25th, 2011

Quote of the Day

PM and the POTUS left alone in limo. An official says:

‘God knows what Cameron promised Obama.’


13 Comments

  1. 1
    King Albert of Belgium says:

    Dirty bastards

  2. 2
    Steve Miliband says:

    ”Gordon this is neither the time nor the place to meet Mr Omaha. Nurse!!”

  3. 3
    Carty says:

    See? I told you we’d find a mic!

  4. 4
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    A few more wars?

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Who was that retard with the lisp again

  6. 6
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Obama: “Will you promise not to let that one eyed lunatic near me again David?”

    Cameron: “A deal so long as you keep that idiot Bush out of our Country”

  7. 7
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Obama: “This is my pimp mobile, you should see the fun me and the homies have when we go out looking for ho’s and bitches on a Friday”

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Have you wondered what the mood must be like in Kircaldy this morning? Former BFFs Barry & ‘chelle cosying up to Dave and Sam, the traitors.

    Meanwhile, poor Sarah is stuck at home with a glowering, sulking egomaniac to look after and she’s nowhere near this morning’s fashion pages being compared favourably with the first lady.

    I would have thought the atmosphere is “frosty”.

  9. 9
    Charlotte Harris says:

    I understand that Chris Huhne and Carina Trimingham were also inside the limo.
    There is no stopping Chris Huhne now

  10. 10
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Cameron: “Chris assures me that if you take the three points no one will find out”

  11. 11
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m meeting Barry in my kitchen at 5pm, and will release a statement after tea.

  12. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron “Funny isn’t it, if Gordon hand ‘t been talking in the back of his limo last year, I might not be in this one….”

    O’barmagh “He still would not have been in this one… The man’s a jinx… It isn’t worth the risk to my re-election campaign”


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?


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