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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
UKIP Official Policy Dept says:
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
DM outburst on twitter.
‘Obama speech came alive talking about diverse societies. But not one non-white person on British establishment side of stage. #ToryBritain’
And millions of illegal immigrant non whites outside #LabourBritain
Suppose sleeping it out is politer than pointing out the Obama reality:
President Obama’s top ten insults against Britain – 2011 edition :
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/nilegardiner/100088961/barack-obama-top-ten-insults-against-britain-2011-edition/
He’s right though.
Does he/she think they should have drafted some tokens in? Tokenism. Isn’t that really offensive?
Fucking Liebore scum
Progressive multiculturalism should be waffle waffle and interwoven into our DNA. Hard-wiring fairness into our constitution and blah blah blah. Investing in education yadda yadda while opposing Tory cuts in inbalances and consensual majority drone etc.
I am committed to blah blah blah. Public services and NHS stuff, Tories eat babies waffle drone using the Lib Dems as a human shield while thingy doodah. Lecturing pious indignant whine, more stuff about opposing evil Tories and buzzwords which did well at the focus group last night. Radical progressive majority giblets. Policy initiatives in 21st-century buzzwordism and islamic multicultural Britain without borders and integrationist ideologies. (Pause for applause)
Everything we think is pure and good so everything everybody else must be evil and blah blah blah. Progressive this, progressive that and multi-cultural radicalism in Britain today while educating and brainwashing via the BBC which the forces of evil would dismantle. Prattling and preaching to the converted, simper whimper drone waffle buzzword and radical idealism stuff. Please let me be PM so I can make Ed Balls chancellor, we really won’t wreck the country again I promise. Go back to your constituencies and prepare an omelette. (Pause for standing ovation)
i think Ed will hire you for speech writing , your so close to the core of labour values .LOL all the same
+10
Any kind of discrimination based on ethnicity is wrong, even ‘positive’ discrimination and tokenism.
No attendance allowance, no attendance.
Is that the Inclusive labour party, you know the one who got a husband of a minister a seat in an all-woman short-list.
Mike Hancock is innocent! As are David Laws, Lembit etc. Fcuk it, I’m to old and tired to type such a long list.
Solidarity with my Lib Dem Brothers.
No Shame
By Any Means Necessary
Ken never fails to tell it like it is.
What Ken is hearing on his I Pod.
What about me, orange Tony? Is it because I is not orange enough?
BTW – if you have red wine at lunch you need a snooze around 4-ish, so don’t knock Ken too much. He’s a great public servant even if he harbours stone-age views and is unable to put a sock in it until spoken to by Big Dave.
It wouldnt be cricket otherwise!
Someone spike his drink or something?
The one in the middle appears to have gone too – it must have been dull
Cancer Clarke has heard it all before and he doesn’t listen
I don’t blame him;who, on this side of the pond, wants to listen to a first term american president starting on his re-election programme.
Hello Sockpuppet Tat. Can you post these on you blog and post a link?
Nurse!
I’d rather sleep. Could you imagine how smelly that down-and-out, bearded Taff to Ken’s left must smell? And I bet it’s not just incence….
How is Gordons book selling?
Guido,Why is this tagged “lib Dems” when it is about Ken clarke?
Come on Billy, don’t you get it!!!
“Come on Billy, don’t you get it!!!”
He certainly doesn’t from me, the pig!
Because he is trying to get people to comment about me as I am on official business in Eastern Europe at the moment.
You are the widow’s son, Brother. Happy shagging.
BOAZ
Why does Michelle Obama think that her being first lady is an achievement? All it means is she married a man who managed to buy the Presidency, how is that an achievement?
Climbing Everest is an achievement, walking on the Moon is an achievement, being first lady is not
I agree. She really is so full of herself. What has she done and why should anyone listen to her pontificating.Now Sarah Palin- she is a sharp cookie.
……and MUCH better looking!
Are these people part of the Jury in the trial of Regina V Chris Huhne (2011) ??
Vagina V Giggs.
+1
Just noticed your sketch between Vagina and Giggs …lol
Good grief,how on earth did she expect him to deliver the words of others.
He is famed for his use of Tele-promters dumb ass!
Hence all the TOTUS jokes.
That’s not how you spell ‘good head’.
And don’t worry, the autocue can be wiped clean.
He was either bored shitless by the posturing fool or else Catweazle at the end put a spell on him
Perhaps the Hush Puppies have finally gone to his head, the poor old duffer
He’s just practising good time management. He’s heard these state speeches before – lots of diplomatic platitudes and false sincerity from all speakers. Might as well save the waking hours for more important matters; after all, there’s a Test match starting tomorrow, so get some zeds in in advance.
Modded – try again.
He’s just practising good time management. He’s heard these state speeches before – lots of diplomatic platitudes and false sincerity from all spe*kers. Might as well save the waking hours for more important matters; after all, there’s a Test match starting tomorrow, so get some zeds in in advance.
(P.S. This vendetta against small round green vegetables is becoming a tad wearisome, Guido.)
ë is your friend, Eng. Then you can write pëa to your heart’s content.
When I see scenes like that I feel more like cutting my throat.
Keep on looking at the scenes.
And Ed Miliband will blame it on the Tory-led coalitions cuts!
Sarah, can I have some more of that KY Jelly for tea tonight?
I can confirm that Kenneth DID have his mouth open for a good part of the lecture/speech/whatever it was. -He maybe even dribbled a little.
I knew it was still 2008
How many beards can you get in one audience?
It’s just occurred to me that herr huhne is miss trimminthatch’s beard…
I aint sayin they are gold diggers but Parliament aint messin with no broke N****s.
Unlike the rest of us.
What Uncle Ken is liswning to on his I-Pod.
Ken Clarke is a tub of lard. He may as well give criminals the keys to the jail.
They’ll have the keys to my arse soon enough.
Et moi aussi!
Did you see him talk to my Gordo… for three, well at least two seconds. Tony hardly recognised.
And as gordon elbowed bliar out of the way and pushed himself forwards to make sure he was not ignored, omaha was thinking ‘OMG! not that ma ni ac again!’
At least now omaha knows what it’s like to be st al ked
Was he at Labours progress conference ? if so sound strategy , wish I had done it in 97 .
Wonder if a rehash of his famous phrase works “EU bailouts are just taxation defered”
Ken Clarke is the criminals friend and good on him for treating victims of crime with contempt.
Chop off ‘is knob, the knob !!
http://www.labour.org.uk/miliband-meets-obama,2011-05-25
Meantime, ROFL!!!, militwit’s spin machine said he and omaha met today to discuss how to launch an ‘inter’national mission to save……………the squeezed middle!!
Unfortunately, the only person that wants to squeeze my middle is that frightful woman I married. Even then, it requires a very robust corset.
I blame Robert Nozick for the squeezed middle – you’d be squeezed too if you had all the politicians after you because they’ve read one of Bob’s books…
Looks like the bearded git who believes in sky fairies managed to keep his mouth shut during the speech – a period of silence from that old fart is most welcome. And let us not forget that most religions seem predicated upon who gets to wear the biggest hat (eg Pope, Archbishop of Canterbury, Russian / Greek orthodox church etc…. Bugger theology, it’s all about hat size!
I am setting up a new religion of the tin-foil god, Ekco, purveyors of hats to the gentry.
Alcoa akhbar!
Hail the holy trinity of Diversity, Democracy and Climate Change. Resistance is futile.
Nearly as barmy as all those adherents to the religion of the Great Dawkins.
Really brilliant. Could not stop laughing.
Spunk – der Ratzenburger Pope wears a yarmulke, actually – the Nazi is almost a skinhead!
I like him !
I see Obamania is still running wild over here (amongst the Westminster luvvies at least).
Well at least parliament didnt do anything today, so maybe not all bad.
Watched Jane hill on the bbc talking in front of Buckingham palace,she was complaining about the noise from the helicopters overhead and the crowd.When the camera panned around,there was hardly anyone there.There were probably more helicopters in the sky than people.Those bbc luurves just can’t help themselves.
He should be put out to graze.
In a deckchair, with a pint and a cigar, behind the boundary rope just behind square leg?
Just so long as he doesn’t nick my pint on the boundary when I’m fielding at third man…
My excuse was that I could throw the ball furthest, but really it was the proximity of the clubhouse and frequent liquid refreshment…
Silly up the chuff, shirley?
So, is Ken Clarke doing a Charlie Kennedy – too much drinking and both stamina and political judgement go: sound about right?
More from Uncle Ken Clarke’s I-Pod.
Go to 0505 min.
Ken is twittering – he learnt it recently.
Well done Ken. Nice to see someone who is not part of the PC brigade in government.
I’ve been out and about all day and not one person has mentioned Obamarama. Loads of complaints about the price of petrol and the crap weather.
Bloody hell Guido why is the waether now a moderated subject?
Weather. Why is it a cause for moderation?
and Marmite
What the fuck was that from BBC’s Robinson…’Britain loves Obama’…
Didn’t he used to be a U-KIP ?
Ken as… JCs – Qc ZZzzzz
In Kens defence that wasn’t a “proper” speech.
Just seen barrys speech. What a waste of a bullet, could have had Blair and the scotch c.unt with one. It’s sooo difficult to find a good hit man these days.
Ken is merely exhibiting the wisdom of age. Far more useful to sleep than to listen to Dave or Obamarama.