Guido has just heard they are holding an unscheduled meeting right now as we go to pixel. There is so much for Huhne’s local party to talk about this evening. Their MP interviewed by the police over allegations that he perverted the course of justice. Accusations from former members of expenses fraud, new evidence provided to Electoral Commission about false declarations. Not long now methinks…
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Gone in 24 hours onme hopes
How did you know?
This vid is all that tat the twat has got left in his locker. So sad.
The Hague story was a classic and I’ll never regret watching that video.
Well, as somebody once said infamously, it is a good day to bury bad news…
WTF who keeps posting this…. got to be someone LIKE TAT. just, just maybe he(or she) has a real problem. No!!! just a total …twat..C’mon you must be a sshhiitt puSher.
Why did he post it here instead of the blog he promised us? Would he lie?
BTW Tat; How is Alan Johnson doing as PM?
I kinda miss being called a retard occassionally.
well people should be nicer to Billy too or he’ll be gone like TaT leaving this blog a poorer place.
Dick the Prick says:
May 25, 2011 at 8:32 pm
I kinda miss being called a retard occassionally.
You want to dig the missus in the ribs more often!
Well I think it should be shown again and again, the readers of this blog shouldn’t forget what Hague did and how he came crawling out, humiliating his wife, to divert attention away from the story. Guido also has let him go, though he at least brought the story to public attention, Iain ‘homosexuals can do no wrong’ Dale was quite happy with Hague giving a high profile advisor role funded by the taxpayer to someone who was not obviously better qualified than the million other politics graduates.
I ripped off the expenses system but it’s ok because I faked mortgage payments to fund a counseling group for crispin blunt, david laws and chris bryant to help them deal with the emotional damage caused by telling their parents that they love other boys.
Guido and Willie are as thick as thieves.
I think you’ll find that there’s an injunction on that!
They’re saving the world in Eastleigh at this very minute.
http://www.eastleighnews.org.uk/news/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/parking-charges.jpg
Just another lying Huhn!!
Even by Clegg standards that is a massive fail.
What a two faced lying wank stain
http://sabcat.com/tshirts/whats-the-point-of-nick-clegg-t-shirt/
I think you’ll find that’s a Lembit stain.
Maybe they can discus amongst themselves how the huhne came to own 7
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houses when most people struggle to pay the mortgage on ONE
what a fucking trougher
Good architects knows he
Good architects? Not the man who built 10 Downing Street. It was completely jerrybuilt and had almost collapsed when it was last mended, I think during Mrs T’s time. The architect was Kenton Couse, a very minor figure whose only other buildings are Holy Trinity church on Clapham Common, and a part share in the design of Richmond Bridge. Hiram wouldn’t have given him the time of day.
Boazzocks – the funny handshake dodgy eyed troughers all look after each other!
It makes a bloody difference. Big time respect to Fred Dibnah
I owe it all to my flat cap.
Boaz.
Aye lad
Boaz, indeed…
Bonaz more like, misteeer Handycock.
Huhne today Gohne tomorrow.
Nice.
Billy Bowden rules. Might be less (Lib Dem) scandal if he did.
the only way to reduce lib dem scandal would be to kick them all out of power. They make new labour look restrained in their corruption.
Patience Fred. The elections might be a while away but they will arrive.
I may not have that long, I invented the steam engine you know.
Right
Huhne is inno … Fcuk it, even I give up on Huhne.
Solidarity with my Lib Dem brothers.
No Shame
By Any Means Necessary (Beginning to wonder about this ’cause of Huhne)
Hang in there Chris. People who’ve been out of work as long as I have can feel down, and get a bit depressed if I’m honest.
We begin to wonder if we contributed to our own downfall. Clearly not in my case.
Your antics have really cheered me up and keep my head above the parapet.
I feel I should point out though that, unlike me, you seem to have brought your troubles on your own head.
+1
I’ve found you to be a real laugh riot Chris. Keep on keeping on.
The Chickens are coming Huhne to roost.
Stuffed.
Dunno – may just be caucus; there’s loads going on at the moment. Hope he’s fucked, though. Not that it’ll necessarily change policy from stupid arse greenie bollox to stupid arse greenie bollox.
Wonder if any of them drove to the hastily arranges meeting…
Eastleigh, the home of Southampton airport. Perhaps they flew in.
used to love eastleigh airport. Nearest airport to school – £15 for taxi. 6 of us wwould take out a taxi advance at school then share taxi and spend the remaing money on booze before we left. Mind you I did also get dumped there by top girlfriend….
at least you still had your underneath girlfriend……..I’ll get my coat
Awww….come on!
Royal Wedding
AV Result
Local election results
Queen to Ireland
Dave n Obama
and now the defenestration of the massive arse Huhne…
Feels good to be on opposite side to the ‘progressive minority’
Tell me about it! See the good, people, see the good!
Maybe it is not too late to get a super-injunction ??
Can you imagine if Vassilini Pryce said “I’d be willing to forget it all if you give me one last jolly rogering night of lust…” Decisions, decisions…
The Limp Dems really are not fit to have power are they? They make Liebore look competent and look at the shitfy thieving twats in that lot.
Holding a meeting? They’d be better off holding Huhne’s balls…very tightly!!
With pliers, until he confesses.
Cruel…but fair!
God bless you, my son.
Die bitch… oh, you did
Nah, you want something wider, how about a pair of hot irons held together in a vice?
You ever seen those electric gizmos for plumbing pipes? I reckon the nasty little twat’s balls would fit nicely therein.
Actually, his ex is doing pretty well in that dept. at the moment!
Come on By-election. Let’s get Eastleigh back to being blue(ish). It will also give me a chance to tear strips off the canvassers when they come round.
One item on agenda :
Hang him or drown him ?
Hang.
Too quick, drowning’s better, waterboarding as his Holiness T Bliar prefers…
Water purity – theeeenk of theeee cheeeellldren you bastard!
Book Him Danno .
Fire up the Quattro
He’s got more fingers in pies than a leper on a cookery course
Now is not the time to have a one night stand with your conscience
When that Huhne goes down, I’m going to drink the equivalent of the North Sea in whisky so raid your piggy banks
So, what do you want to do now, Guv?
Let my dog sniff him out.
That’s no way to talk about the missus you fecikng lumberjack!
Law breakers cannot be law makers.
that means we need 650 new Mps
300 is quite enough, thank you.
Cut the number to 100 max. They only do what the elective dictatorship of Cam and his 6 others say, or the EU!
The problem is that everyone becomes a minister at that level. You need some dissent on the back-benches.
They all keep quiet while harboring their ambitions then when it’s too late e.g. David Davis, they start causing trouble.
Could cut the number of things the state does…
No Arts minister
No Sports minister
No Schools Minister
No Health Minister.
P.M.
Chancellor.
MoD.
Home Sec.
and no-on else.
get rid of the pm and have the other 4 directly elected.
Fuck off! Front bench or bust!!!
Billy,substitute “should not” for “cannot” & then I will agree with you.
Will the government’s ludicrous ‘climate change’ policy…errr change when he has gone? No. Some other dimwit will take up the same baton.
Have a look at Geoffrey Lean’s article in the Telegraph :
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/geoffreylean/100089345/chris-huhne-has-achieved-more-in-a-year-than-most-top-politicians-manage-in-a-lifetime/
He seems to have written it entirely without irony. He has been justifiably flamed by the commenters .
Berk.
Lean?
Looks like a fat cünt to me.
Should have stuck to campaigning against DDT and letting Africans die of malaria – all this climate change seems a bit too much for the silly old git.
He’s been a mother nature denier for 40 years.
Probably worried he’ll render down to a pool of tallow if the climate warms too much.
That almost implies he has substance…
Substance abuse, granted.
Thanks. Just read the telegraph piece, what a complete tosser that Lean is. Every comment was hostile. We really need to get a grip and oust these climate change nazis once and for all, exterminate them before this country turns into somalia.
Climate change is their new religion. Carbon dioxide is 0.036% of the atmoshere and vast majority comes from volcanoes, the oceans and animals. Its a trace gas but our stupid politicians don’t listen to the “other” scientists who are NOT paid to find it so they can tax us and wreck our economy. Just dumb politicians. What a shower of shite.
But it’s changed by 0.008%* it’s the end of the world!
*It’s varied far more than that in the past and been both warmer and colder with lower and higher CO2 concentrations.
Note that ‘Global Warming’ has gone out of the window. The new mantra is ‘Climate Change’. Think about the meaning of those words.
Climate’s been changing,one way or the other, for about four billion years. Why is it suddenly a panic-inducing problem?
Some knob on Ch4 said about the volcano in Iceland said ‘last year, no-one suspected an eruption’ and I would have thought – it’s a fucking volcano, what did you think it was gonna do? Those dumb bastards in America who live on the Missisippi flood plane and whinged that their houses were washing away – well, frankly, it’s just a bit daft living there.
Climate change requires greater investment in strategic energy security and flood and civil defence adaptation – it under no fucking circumstances requires carbon bollox trading taxes and allowances. It’s drivel – that’s a bollox market to create, it’s illusory, short sighted and demeaning to public sensibility. A consumer tax is domestically fine as are import tariffs but to then attach tax to use is outrageous.
If climate change is happening then people can move to Russia – it’ll get warmer and it’s got plenty of land.
Actually they’re trying to get a Climate Chaos meme out there…
Even British Journos aren’t biting…
“You cannot hope to bribe or twist (thank God!) the British journalist. But, seeing what the man will do unbribed, there’s no occasion to.” Wolfe, Humbert
They seem to be trying “climate weirding” in the United States.
That doesn’t seem to be working either
“In every 85,800 molecules of air, 33 are CO2. Of those, humans just produce one. That the UN IPCC and Al Gore claim that one (1) molecule of CO2 in 85,800 molecules of air catastrophically warms the planet is nonsense. That the UN IPCC and Al Gore claim that one (1) molecule of human CO2 causes catastrophic warming while the remaining 32 molecules of Nature’s identical CO2 do not is insanity. ” Hans Schreuder, retired analyst.
Luvvly Jubbly
I used to subscribe to the Telegraph once upon a time.
Never again.
So sad.
But then how do you keep up with what’s going on in the life of Bryony Gordon.
Bryony’s latest masterpiece asks ‘what would we do without Gwyneth?’.
We need Gwynedd to stop Anglesey falling off and landing on Aberystwyth, of course!
I bow to your superior knowledge but if we lost Paltrow then Coldplay may start making records again, which would be a bit like Gordon making the fiscal policy again.
“Bryony Gordon, feature writer and columnist, takes a street-smart, twentysomething [thirtysomething shurley -Ed] view of the irritations, absurdities and occasional epiphanies of modern life.”
Never bother reading Geoffrey Lean. He’s Mary Riddell in Y-fronts.
MINDBLEACH!!
Calm down. It’s not as if Engineer said “She’s Geoffrey Lean in frilly panties…”
Seriously, why doesn’t Huhne just f**k off??
Does he really think quilty or not quilty he can survive this kind of fisting. Pres Obama is on the UK leg of his 2012 re-election campaign, why doesn’t he leg it under this cover?? Time running out!!
Oh you can survive it alright, and be happy afterwards.
Guido. I will not resign until Billy Bowden wins the caption competition. My decision is final.
Fuck off Billy you fucking pritt stick.
I don’t think that will work, Billy
I didnt write it.
maybe not but the moniker might stick
It was an entirely different politician who had a problem with a sticky Monica.
If others post captions under Billy’s moniker, he’s got a much better chance of winning.
Are they saying to Huhne
“Your story doesn’t fit the known chain of events, you have changed your side of it numerous times, committed multiple crimes and wasted many hours of police time, but since you’re an MP we’re happy to let the commons standards committee decide your punishment whcih we’re sure will be severe. Since we feel so sorry for you due to your fairly unattractive mistress we’ll let you drive home in the squad car. Put the blue lights on and you can go as fast as you like.”
Now let us praise famous men
Brown, Obama, Wedgwood Benn
Blair, Umunna, Balls and Huhne.
Hope they will all perish soon.
I think we have already seen this.
tits on that
Yep The Zero’s skinny with moobs.
Cosmetic surgery.
Zero, AC1? That high?
Well he’s not The One.
Damn right!
Shes not bad either!
Eastliegh? Lib Dems? Does that involve stockings an orange and amyl nitrate?
hopefully nitro glycerine
ky jelly more likely.
Bottle of whisky and a loaded revolver.
That was a Tory- Stephen Milligan. The Tories lost the seat after that and has been LibDem ever since.
Stephen Milligan, wasn’t Julie Kirkbride his girlfiend at the time, before getting her hooks into Andrew Machackay and then getting herself elected to the taxpayer’s trough in her own right?
Some kind of MP hag do you think?
Now that’s my kinda party – whoo hoo!
I see Mr Wuv is back posting videos.
If the Huhne goes down, I’m gonna sing my favorite song.
BLOODY HELL BILLY. This song is so f…ing bad it’s brilliant, terrible wig though. I was waiting for a gunshot at the end.
I didnt post the Video.
“I was waiting for a gunshot at the end.”
We can only dream.
The subtitles are helpful, you must admit, my son
I loved that episode of the fast show….
The subtitles should be in Cyrillic
They’re meeting to compare sandals
Beards, the hairy kind and the bulldyke kind (who are also hairy)…
Eastleigh is a shit hole, and that is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about the place
After some extremely detailed multi-layered study over a decade, I am able to say with some conviction, leftists are a bunch of cow’s cu’nts
Introspection’s a right bastard, innit Robert?
You never see Chris and Obama in the same room.
Coincidence? I think not!
Oh come on, one’s black and the other one’s a c unt. Hmmmm!
Does “Obama ‘positive’ on McKinnon case” = “We’ll get the fucker!”
The piece of holier than thou dogs excrement is fecked big style and I really hope he gets to be someone bitch when he is inside.
Bet he gets off though but at least he is finished as a politican
He’ll be parachuted into some troughing fat Hunt city job, nay feart…
Or some lucrative public sinecure, probably in EU la la land.
I like a man with drive
Perhaps he will resign stating personal reasons so he can spend more time with his girlfriends dildo
I’m free!
Perhaps he will resign stating personal reasons so he can spend more time with his dildo’s girlfriend?
Tick-tock, tick-tock… and he can take Laws with him.
Oh Lord, in your infinite goodness, please send a thunderbolt down from your heavenly house, and smite Chris Huhne. And smite him so that he knows he has been smote. And let him ask not thereafter if he has been unsmote. If it is not too much trouble, may I also ask you to smite Vince Cable and leave him a frazzled slug on the pavement of life. And smite all the other LibDem sandle wearing bedwetters and illiterate third world immigrant importers. Amen.
Amen.
Nice to see someone not ashamed of his religion.
Eh? Are you including me here?
How do we get that added to the Book Common of Prayer?
What a load of smite!
Dont forget Mcshane and Piggy Wiggin as well!!!!!!!
Clegg incompetent
Cable barking mad leftie twat
Laws thieving poofter
Huhne lying twat
Have I missed any out?
Teather gorgeous pouting little temptress
Don’t see the attraction myself, but … oh, go on then – just for you:
http://tinyurl.com/24fan2o
Must’ve been the angle the photo was taken at – I never knew the chamber was that cavernous.
Christ, you could stick one nipple in each ear and listen to yourself come…A true ‘Stethoscope Job’ if ever I saw one.
Two hamsters in a boiler suit!
Leave my little Princess Fiona (the green version) alone!
Alexander: A degenerate Scotch who issues ripe farts in TV studios, but feels no shame.
Like you’ve never let a fart rip before you inbred twat.
You thick as pigshit cu’nt
I would never issue a ripe/loud fart in front of strangers, let alone in a TV studio you
You must be some form of Celt you’re so fucking stupid
Was it a vagina fart by wee Doggy?
Rather a celt that an English nancy boy who’s so effete he even calls himself a Hunt! So there, ne, nee, ne, ne, nee!
Not many. The LimpDumbs are a homeopathic party.
HHhhhrrrrnnnnn! Je-uurr-uhh-meeeee! [twitch]
Just the other 645 thieving lying fuckers
Just saw a clip of Jonah at Westminster Hall sitting next to Bliar. *SHUDDER*
They both have something in common other than being former Liebore leaders, congenital liars and c unts. They’re never in London except when there’s a potential photo opp with whoever’s the sitting American president. And Bliar is hardly ever in the country he fucked up so he can avoid paying tax on his blood money. I hope they both get cancer and die slowly.
With the war-monger’s family away there’s much less chance of mis-posting a letter.
Oh well, I’m sure I can have a career in reality TV like Lembit. I’ll get my agent to call the producers of I’m a Celebrity, Strictly Come Dancing and Have I Got News For You. I’m certain Channel 4 will sign me up. They love giving reality shows to crooks.
Top Gear might be a better bet you Huhne.
That jet car needs retesting…
I notice Slotgob wasn’t at Westminster Hall today. And I also noticed how glum Sarah Beard looked. Must have been missing Canterbury.
Hunter-bury, Shirley?
LOL
Auto mod changed c u n ter – bury to the above
Sarah Beard was in a room surrounded byl the worlds most Powerfull men
then she looked to her side to see what she ended up with !
she was next to Norma Major
Judge has ruled the Tucson killer Jared Lee Loughner incompetent to stand trial after he started shouting in court. Everyone in Labour knew Brown was incompetent to be prime minister but still allowed him to get to the top without hindrance. Criminal negligence of an enormous magnitude. Put him in a cell with Jared.
The news you’ve all been waiting for
Eastleigh Liberal Democrats sack MP Chris Huhne
Really?
Is it for allegedly asking his wife to accept his speeding points or over-claiming thousands in election expenses?
No, for rivaling McBruhne in that OMG what a C-unt stakes!
What was his theory about having 11 days to kill the story?
We’ll make an exception for smughuhne, 11 weeks, 11 months – whatever it takes!!!
Never mind, here’s Gordon Brown smiling at President Obama.
http://twitpic.com/52g5if
Fuckin hell !
I hope he was still on his chain !
Gurning Brown and Botox Blair
what a horrible sight !
Bliar more orange than an orange day parade!
You can see the rage in his face as Obama then talks to Blair and Major.
http://twitpic.com/52g59j
Ah. memories! He even managed to look a crumpled awkward shambles again, too.
I’m enjoying seeing more of Sir John Major over the last few weeks – he’s got a wise head on his shoulders*, and should be wheeled out more often in my opinion.
*Edwina Currie aside, naturally.
Classic!!!
This feckin hoon seems to have more lives than a sack of cats
Call me Dave and Trust me Clegg should sack the twat now !
BBCPeterH Peter Henley
Waiting for #Huhne at Eastleigh Civic Centre – but @guido it’s NOT an emergency Lib Dem meeting #wildgoosechase
chrisshipitv Chris Ship
Just been banging on door of Chris Huhne Eastleigh constit office. If there is urg meeting as @GuidoFawkes suggests-it ain’t happening there
Uncanny, isn’t it?
Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?
Have you tried the room above the local pub?!
CllrKeithHouse Keith House
If anyone had asked, we could have said there was no Lib Dem meeting in Eastleigh this evening. #hacksrunningaroundincircles
45 minutes ago
Try the local masonic lodge – boaz!
Or the phone box outside the kabab shop.
So tomorrow night Ed will be spending his stag night…with his fiancee. Dear oh dear. What a fuckwit.
Yeth, thand back you bathtards!!!
Thith ith therious fuckwittery, only capable of one endowed withth therious fuckwittery geniuth bainths!
I am amazed the Huhne is hanging in there. I predict another week of the Huhne hate campaign.
Everyone knows that Huhne has been sacked from the government, expelled from the party and jailed for three trillion years for speedcrime, thoughtcrime and disagreeing with Guido. But not a squeak about any of this from the Beeb.
Either you are in front of Guido or you are, errrrrrm, like, whatever, innit?
“I am amazed the Huhne is hanging in there”
Really?
Huhne will be hanging in there by his fingernails until he is dragged away, screaming, ankles first. As we found with gordon it’s the way that people who have no integrity, and even less honesty, behave.
like we got that bastard Hague that used to be Foreign Secretary.
What did hague do that was illlegal?
Have batty man sex in a country where it’s illegal too?
@nell: Signed his expenses form?
What do you expect from these fucking clinically insane psychopaths? They have NO concept of integrity whatsoever. They got were they got by backstabbing and crawling over the careers of 100s of others they shafted. Only a bullet in the head will put them out of their fantasy, and save us all from 100,000 windmills all over the fucking place.
that he’s a pretty straight sort of guy.
I’m a petty strange sort of gay.
Can I be head of the BJC ?
O/T – Tesco launches “sat-nav” shopping app.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/8535252/Tesco-launches-shopping-trolley-sat-nav.html
One of the comments is priceless – some moron wondering why they didn’t launch it on iPhoney rather than Android.
The real reason is that Waitrose have the iPhoney version – Lidl are to launch their “Polish lass who tells you where the salami is” app next week.
As one of the world’s few manbians, I’m here to protest against the blatant and egregious manbianphobia on this site. I’m putting the phone down and you never saw me.
Chris is really stinking up the place, but can the people in Eastleigh smell it?
Maybe they are meeting to discuss their windmill policy.
They’ve put the windmills into reverse to blow the stench away.
Death to Hunt!
Jesus to Chris Huhne: I tell thee Chris, before that cock’s crowed, you’ll have disowned me three times.
Chris Huhne: What, Christ? Sorry – really bad line. Goodbye.
Manbians unite! I wasn’t here.
terribly bad line, terribly sorry, bad reception, I’ll talk to you later
I recommend you give Schillings a bell. They’re ever so good at managing media. Honestly. Some of their past clients have included …… well never mind that, but do please get your cheque book out.
Their emergency number is on the website – +44 (0)20 7034 9000
For the avoidance of doubt and any future litigation, this poster is not Rod Christie-Miller, Chief Executive and Partner at Schillings.
“Like it or not, Lib Dem members read Guido Fawkes”
We have to put up with Labour loonies here. Can’t these oiks have their ISPs banned?
[N.B. for those with an irony transplant:
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“David Laws got it right and Chris Huhne got it wrong.”
Comment surely superfluous.
Some more words that cannot be mentioned in proximity:
The Duke of Westminster – Injunction
I see it’s being reported that the BBC and Sky were drawn from a hat today to ask Cameron and Obama a question. Apparently, Downing Street over ruled and gave Tom Bradby of ITV the slot over Sky. Sky not impressed.
Why didn’t Downing Street get rid of the BBC, could this be Cameron’s new spin man who is ex BBC?
They’d have done better to stick with Sky. Tom Bradbury’s questions revealed the most distance in idealism between the two out of all the others.
I can see why Cameron woulds give Bradby a question, he is probably the most balanced reporter going, but why didn’t they drop Toenails?
Either it was because the new beeboid Cameron has working for him wanted his mate Toenails or by dropping sky Cameron is pretending not to be offering any favouritism towards the Murdoch empire.
Whatever it stinks, no wonder Sophy Ridge isn’t happy on Twitter, the media should have told Cameron to get lost, that the media don’t get told by the politicians who asks the questions.
Me thinks this matter will be getting more airtime
Never mind the debt, once the land and properties presently owned by the descendants of past thieves and chosen criminals of the royal despots are returned to ownership by the people, for the people, then the books will be put to rights.
Forward on to victory comrades, the T*ries are a dying breed in modern Britain.
So spake the rotting corpse of Marxism!
Bob,
We could sell off all the land, and all the property built upon it, in the whole of the UK, and still not cover the whole amount outstanding.
Never mind, though – you do look proper hard with your Staffy and tracksuit – is that Barking gay chic?
Maths not your strong point is it son.
It is, sunshine – you have obviously missed the pension liabilities when thinking about money owed.
But then again you seem to think that driving a tube train is worth more than the average wage, which proves your stupidity.
Driving a tube train didn’t bankrupt the nation, unlike the spivs in the city.
Driving a tube train didn’t bankr*pt the nation, unlike the spivs in the city.
Now you’re calling Gordon a spiv?
Class traitor…
Nice to see you here, Bob.
Give us your opinion on SWT snubbing the petition to get Ian Faletto reinstated.
Cheers.
O/T Order of the OTT.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1390614/Shutting-libraries-child-abuse-says-Alan-Bennett.html
Bennett has a point – shutting libraries is depriving the most needy children of access to books and learning, assuming that they are brought up by caring parents in the first place. They probably don’t do much for Shane and Tracey whose mum spends her giro on Stella and fags, but for those kids who want to improve and get themselves out of the rut their parents made for them, libraries are useful.
Imagine the poor little lambs being deprived of Bennett’s monologues, which as I recall go something like:
“I was having a nice cup of tea with that Thora Hird the other day, when a lemon fancy slipped down behind my cushion. Being too mortified to look, I hastily covered it with the antimacassar, before letting rip with a fart of truly Alexandrian proportions….”
what part of there is no fucking money left does the cnut not understand
There seems to be plenty of money for Council Pilgrims and for town clerks on £200K p.a., but none for libraries.
And that’s all councils, not just the Labour-infested ones.
Why should libraries be expensive at all? You cannot give away books now, nobody wants them, everyone wants to read crap on a kindle – if anything, libraries should be blossoming now with donations from all sorts of folks quite happy to get rid of all their books to a good cause – and that good cause is education, teaching children to read, expanding their horizons. This can be done now on the cheap – the only reason it isn’t is because TPTB following Tavistock orders want a completely thick dumbed down subservient peasant class again.
I’ve been told that libraries are not shutting, but staff are being replaced with volunteers.
Now… There’s no shortage of volunteers in places where the kids get read books all day and night and there’s no need, but in the benefit addicted areas there’s problems.
The problem is the feckless rewards, not the libraries!
I’m with Keith Joseph on that point – here’s a fine speech he gave in Edgbaston in 1974.
http://www.margaretthatcher.org/document/101830
Some say it’s eugenics – I say it’s common sense.
Fewer kids to feckless parents = a better life for all.
“”"Under a question titled “Departmental Taxis” in Hansard, Labour’s Maria Eagle has asked about travel costs racked up by Energy Ministers over the past year. A little over £46,000 is the bill for Chris Huhne in terms of private vehicle hire.
Here is the written Parliamentary question and response:
Departmental Taxis
Maria Eagle: To ask the Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change how much his Department has spent on private vehicle hire for Ministerial travel (a) in total and (b) in respect of each Minister in his Department since 11 May 2010. [56121]
Gregory Barker: I refer the hon. Member to the answer I gave her on 5 April 2011, Official Report, column 881W.
Between 11 May 2010 and 2 September 2010, DECC had contracts with the Government Car and Despatch Agency for four ministerial cars.
These contracts were subject to a three month notice period, which DECC invoked on 1 June 2010. Between that same period of 11 May 2010 and 2 September, the costs to the Department of the contract with the Government Car and Despatch Agency were £108,698.
The total spent on private vehicle hire, including vehicles provided through these contracts, between 11 May 2010 and 30 April 2011 is broken down as follows:
Chris Huhne £46,194″”"
http://blogs.journallive.co.uk/journalblogcentral/2011/05/chris-huhnes-ministerial-trave.html
Looks a little different, it you provide the full information rather than selectively quoting. With the full quote you see spending massively done on the previous year and Huhne himself only third highest spender out of four ministers.
The total spent on private vehicle hire, including vehicles provided through these contracts, between 11 May 2010 and 30 April 2011 is broken down as follows:
£
Chris Huhne
46,194
Gregory Barker
47,650
Charles Hendry
48,895
Lord Marland
34,021
Total:
176,760
This compares with £303,129 which DECC spent on GCDA ministerial cars during the period 1 April 2009 to 31 March 2010. All travel is undertaken in accordance with the Ministerial Code.
Shame the stupid troughing MEP fuckyonnaire didn’t take a taxi home from Stansted in 2003! No chance tho, it would have meant him opening his moth-ridden wallet for a change…
Maybe he claimed for a taxi, though. Be an interesting exercise to cross check his expenses for the day in question.
Piss off, old-timer!
I know Ed’s not tying the knot until Friday, but I’m in a mood for pastiche tonight, so here’s some non-Larkin:
The Witless Edding.
That Whitsun, Ed was late getting away:
Not till about
One-twenty on the due appointed day
Did his three-quarters-empty brain break out,
All polling down, all credibility shot, all sense
Of having public duty gone. He ran
Behind the backs of unions, crossed the line
Of blind incompetence, smelt the coffee; thence
The paper’s cynical damning scorn began,
And so it was that Ed and Justine were entwined.
There was an old whore from Silesia
Who said “if my Huhne doesn’t please ya
You can jolly well come
Up my slimy old bum
But mind Jimmy the tapeworm don’t seize ya”.
Is he afraid he might forget what his policies are ? What’s he tying the knot in ?
Superglue.
I would like to offer my esteemed colleague, Chris Huhne, my full support. I too know what it’s like to be the subject of malicious and completely unfounded allegations.
The people of Portsmouth South and Eastleigh are as one at this very difficult time.
Guido will get Huhne out. Just like he got you out.
is handycock going, why don’t MPs hound their spy shagging colleagues, it should be part of their job.
You’re next for the + mate.
Boaz.
Why is it that the libdems have been exposed, since going into real government posts, as being so consistently awful, incompetent and clearly not up to the job.
handyperson, laws(disappointing how he was exposed as a mega trougher) , cable(sadly emerged very quickly as a bumbling idiot) , huhne, oakshott, the renniechap, simonwhatsisname, paddy……….
I really really feel sorry for cleggie. He’s a decent man trying to do a decent job with the coalition but he has very few, if any, libdem mp’s of any intellect or integrity that he can call on to help.
For those of us who thought the libdems would become the new 2nd party to replace failed, totally corrupt, useless labour, it has been a sad eye opener on the frailties of clay gods.
Could be a good election slogan for the reds.
Vote Labour: For competent incompetents.
At least labour scratched the backs of the people covering for them, cheating on someone then leaving them is not the way to get them to keep a devastating secret you Hoons.
based on a piece in tomorrow’s torygraph
“Chris Huhne has achieved more in a year than most top politicians manage in a lifetime” http://t.co/s8Sa1ej via @libdemvoice
“Over the last two weeks, as the crisis he faces steadily deepened, he has been the driving force behind two of the most momentous decisions any administration has taken, ones that could shape Britain’s economic development for the rest of the century, and beyond.
Last week the government adopted the world-beating goal of cutting carbon emissions to half 1990 levels by 2025. No other country, as Nick Clegg put it, “has set legally-binding targets in this much detail, so far ahead”. And then yesterday it announced that it was setting up an effective, independent, statutorily-based, Green Investment Bank, the first of its kind anywhere in the world. Taken together, they seem set to make David Cameron’s pledge to run “the greenest government ever” – which was in danger of becoming a national joke – a sober reality. The environmentalists who were so loud in writing government off just a fortnight ago are now looking green in more senses than one.”
And so on. Best we just canonise the muthaf’ucka now.
Even the T*ries are socialists now.
Lol!
‘The tories are socialists’ ?!!
Is that what bobcrow and kinnochio are telling militwit in order to push the gulllible little wimp even further to the left?
More power to their elbow I say!
Make sure you double charge the cannon first…
Saint Huhne of Three Points.
Douze points, s’il vous plait.
Null points now on the huhne’s licence due to assorted blow up dolls copping for the huhne = my prediction is 8 months in pokey, doubled by Mrs Clarke of Hush Puppies in a test case, because hujne A wasted everyone’s time and did not admit guilty when he had the chance. Mrs Huhne (ex) = clean licence again and an OBE, trebles all round!
Could we give her a peerage and install her as environment secretary?
McDoom was always setting targets too.
Didn’t he promise everyone a laptop? Or broadband? Or a new boiler or something. Every street to have its own hospital? 1 billion new homes by 2012.
The target is the easy bit.
Its achieving it that’s the difficult bit, Huhne.
I think he proposed to halve our carbon emissions by shutting down all that’s left of UK manufacturing by making energy so expensive it would be cheaper to move all the factories to Mexico.
Or a new boiler or something…
MORE TROUGHING – Huhne got TWO!
And 7 seven
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houses spent probably 2-5k per house getting them up to huhne specs vis a vis the next ice age legislation has has steamrollered in…
Quite. If you add up the “carbon footprint” of all imported goods, the figures will look a hell of a lot worse.
Even if you accept the premise that carbon reduction is good, why are we exporting our manufacturing to China, where it will be powered by all their new coal fired power stations, instead of manufacturing things here, where, yes, it might increase OUR emissions, but will reduce the planets? The policy is bonkers.
Just build the nuclear power stations FFS. That’s the only policy that the department needs to worry about. GET ON WITH IT YOU HUHNES!
Me needz yor data right. All yor ISP stuff-like, man. Mez gonna sue yo injunction-breaking asses. Den mez gona celebrate wiv me Julie and her lesbo mates, innit! Irie!
Booyakasha! Me has boned your Julie. Her punani is tight! Hear me now!
“Twitter prepared to hand over user data”
Telegraph.
Time was when you could trust this paper…
The telegraph has veered from the left-wing to the bizarre for a number of years now.
In truth it’s more confused about what it is at this point in time than gordon brown who still thinks he’s going to be head of imf by next month!!
what has that got to do with the torygraph specifically? it’s been widely reported like here http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-13546847?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Oh! Sorry! That bastion of editorial independence, the BBC… I was forgetting myself.
Chris Huhne’s former wife signed a sworn legal confession, admitting that she had taken speeding points on behalf of the Energy Secretary, The Daily Telegraph has learnt.
Huhne will pay a high Pryce.
Now we know why the lib dems always campaign to make prison easier.
It’s everywhere and it’s attributed to the head of Twitter Europe who said it in a public Q and A session in Paris and i would guess would have put the record straight by now if he hadn’t said it.
Let us see. But:
1. Twitter want an in to the UK for their ops so they would make such noises, wouldn’t they? And
2. There is some President in town at the moment, can’t remember his name. Avoiding boat rocking and all that …
When push comes to shove, you may even be right. I doubt it.
Well we know so long as you don’t throw a fire extinguisher off of a roof that Guido wont turn you in.
It аppеаrs thаt yоυ hаvе sоmе difficυlty in diffеrеntiаting bеtwееn аn аctiоn which cаυsеs risk оf dеаth аnd injυry tо mаny pеоplе, оn thе оnе hаnd, аnd аn аctiоn which stаnds аgаinst lаw mаdе, nоt by оυr pаrliаmеnt, nоt еvеn by thе Еυrоpеаn pаrliаmеnt, bυt by jυdgеs аcting, in thе mаin, tо prеsеrvе thе brаnds оf thе rich аnd privilеgеd аgаinst thе frееdоm оf spееch аnd оf thе prеss – jυdgе-mаdе lаw. Thаt is yоυr difficυlty, nоt minе. If I wеrе in thе UK, I mаy nоt hаvе sаid sоmе оf whаt I hаvе. Hоwеvеr, I аm nоt in thе UK nоr, аt prеsеnt, еvеn in thе ЕU. Sо I sаy whаt I dо tо rеtаin thаt frееdоm fоr pеоplе, sυch аs yоυrsеlf, bеcаυsе I think it is right. I dо nоt еxpеct аny thаnks, which in yоυr cаsе, is jυst аs wеll. If yоυ, оr аny оthеrs, wаnt tо cоmе аftеr mе, I аm rеаdy. Dо hаvе а nicе night.
Floatation coming up – wanting to set up European / UK offices to sell advertising – could Twitter’s new ‘European’ (he looks a bit Chinese to me) head say anything else?
Does Sir Alexander Chapman Purplenose have any injunctions out?
Careful, Schillings are sniffing about this blog extra carefullythese days. If he does have one then you’re in contempt of court.
Boazzocks to that, the courts are in contempt of US, the fucking CITIZENS, who fucking PAY them!
Hear! Hear! Your most holy and invisible warmness.
OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Let them sniff! They would have to be sniffing coke if they think they can prevail outside of the UK, outside of the EU (and the USA – just to avoid wasting time.)
I am big boy. I do ploppy and wipe my own bot bot. It right thing to do.
It’s nice that you’re plugging away with that, Gordo.
Meanwhile, at the other end of the political spectrum, another one bites the dust:
http://unrepentantbritishnationalist.blogspot.com/2011/05/farewell.html
Chris Huhne’s ex-wife signs confession over points claim
Chris Huhne’s former wife signed a sworn legal confession, admitting that she had taken speeding points on behalf of the Energy Secretary, Guido Fawkes has learnt.
Inneressing
“Weeks before being interviewed by the police, Vicky Pryce signed an affidavit declaring that she took the points around the time she first told a Sunday newspaper that Mr Huhne had forced “someone” to take points on his behalf. It is believed to have been signed in front of a lawyer and is in the paper’s possession.”
Implication:the Sunday paper knew a fruitcake when it interviewed one and wouldn’t run the story on her unsupported word.
Doesn’t really alter the situation.
dat aint in my jobs descripton, we got to strike to end this inequality.
Weeks before being interviewed by the police, Vicky Pryce signed an affidavit declaring that she took the points around the time she first told a Sunday newspaper that Mr Huhne had forced “someone” to take points on his behalf. It is believed to have been signed in front of a lawyer and is in the paper’s possession. Essex police refused to confirm whether they have requested the document.
Its existence strengthens the likelihood that Miss Pryce told detectives that she took penalty points on behalf of her former husband when she was interviewed on Tuesday.
It also proves she is willing to testify against her former husband, despite the fact that she would be admitting a criminal offence were she to do so. The pair could face charges of conspiracy to pervert the course of justice.
Local government tendering under nu liebore got so corrupt that informers had to be offered complete immunity from prosecution in return for information. We may argue about how much mitigation is right in any particular case, but there is no disputing mitigation exists and is applied.
It also proves she is willing to testify against her former husband, despite the fact that she would be admitting a criminal offence were she to do so. The pair could face charges of conspiracy to pervert the course of justice.
It proves to me that this amazing woman has balls the size of large planets and is willing to do some time in order to get her justified revenge!
More power to her!!!
There must be 100s of 1000s of men out there (amd a few women too) with extremely squaky bums over the outcome of this case.
Yes – plod do not normally want to get involved in domestics, but this will open a real can of worms.
Je ne regret nothing!
Perhaps your wife could take some points from me too?
Rien, mon petite IQ.
For that which it is and has been said in terms of this when I said we believe because of that and therefore as I told you it being that in our manifest for which Tony of traditional policies in being then modern setting that will allow party unite New Labour and yes.
Bloody merchant semen waiter.
Chris was shit in bed.
Why wasn’t I invited onto Oprah’s final show? The American people had a right to see me.
uP dA wORKaz!
I’m having a nap.
Lib dems hold emergency meeting ? : it will probebly be the missing stapler again
300th! I’m prime minister again!
300 is not a prime number.
thank you AC1 ,I read this portrait of journalism over 30 years ago but could never remember it in full
…….putrid shit…. commentating on shit
Huhne is running out of road.
Vanishing support for the LibDems indicates that a rebranding exercise is called for. They should rename themselves the Homeopathic Tendency.
Sоlіcіtоrs аnd Bаrrіstеrs rаrеly hаvе а dеvеlоpеd sеnsе оf mоrаl аnd еthіcаl vаlυеs. І hаvе mеt qυіtе а fеw іn my tіmе аnd mаny аrе stіll gооd frіеnds оf mіnе. Sоmе аrе vеry brіght аnd оthеrs еxtrеmеly dυll аnd slоw. Lіkе іn оthеr wаlks оf lіfе, thеy аrе а mіxtυrе.
Thеіr whоlе еxіstеncе іs bаsеd υpоn wіnnіng sо, іn thаt rеspеct, thеy hаvе mυch іn cоmmоn wіth prоfеssіоnаl fооtbаllеrs. Thе prоmіnеnt оnеs оftеn, bυt nоt аlwаys, bеcоmе qυіtе аrrоgаnt, lіkе thеіr cоυntеrpаrts оn thе fіеld. Sυch аn аpprоаch іn lіfе cаn dυll thе sеnsеs іn rеspеct оf whаt cоnstіtυtеs dеcеncy, dеmоcrаcy аnd frееdоm. Hυmіlіty іs fоυnd, bυt rаrеly, іn thеsе rаthеr rеmоtе bеіngs аt thе tоp оf thе pіlе.
Thеіr wоrk іs аbsоlυtеly nеcеssаry, thоυgh, tо cіvіlіsеd lіfе. Thе prоblеm іs thаt wе hаvе nоt hаd, fоr а grеаt mаny yеаrs, аn еxеcυtіvе оr lеgіslаtυrе оf sυffіcіеnt mоrаl chаrаctеr tо cоυntеrbаlаncе thеm аnd аccоrdіngly thеy hаvе gоnе оff оn thеіr оwn rаmpаgе. Sоmе аrе nоw pаyіng thе prіcе fоr іmаgіnіng thаt thеіr cоsy lіttlе wоrld wоυld cаrry оn fоr еvеr.
Nice insights.
All professions now, all walks of life, except the boaz troughers – will suffer a long sharp shock. The elite’s agenda is to HOBBLE the usa and uk. Been going on for way over 50 years – China, of course, is the beneficiary – the bullingham traitors and bliar broon and co are all the traitors in plain sight – including all at the top right now…
Correct.
Thinks you’ve all gone down with a bit of that obsessive compulsive disorder again here.
Just admit to your dissapointment and have done with it.
Dave this is the time to pick a massive fight with the EU and face down the yellow bastards. How about abrogating the treaty on yooman rights? We have Magna Carta and the English Bill of Rights to protect us against jackboots.
On the subject of the Bill of Rights, Tony Blair removed it from the HoC library.
How about reprinting it and distributing it to every school for study in the literacy hour?
And yes I know it guarantees the right to bear arms.
So?