May 25th, 2011

Delusional Debs Can’t Stop Spinning

The B-team of Miliband, Harman, Alexander and Stewart Wood got their photo op with Obama at the palace yesterday. Only Nick Clegg managed to look more like an excited child meeting Santa. But that hasn’t stopped Gordon’s old pollster bigging things up:

Presumably Obama will be copying the vacant stare thing, the nasel tone and the lisp next?

Rumours that Ed had been allowed to come and serve up at the Downing Street BBQ turned out to be wide at the mark.

Apparently Sam and Michelle did the salad and the boys did the burgers and ribs…

Somewhat cringeworthily…


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Twat watch!


    • 2
      • 9
        Strewth says:

        I’ll be glad to see the back of the Obamessiah simply because the BBC’s sycophantic coverage has been absolutely bloody nauseating!


        • 12
          Slack Sally says:


          All coverage should be about Me! Me! Me!


          • Chortle says:

            Hey! Where’s our favourite anonymous Liebour troll gone?

            Silly me – it’s lunch time…


          • Chris Bryant says:

            Did he suck his cock? I hope he sucked his cock. I love sucking Ed’s cock, it’s a little Jooish circumcized cock but it tastes of Balls. Luvvley jubbly.


          • Archer Karcher says:

            The Teleprompter Messiah meets Star Trek: The Next Generwathon.


        • 103
          lexander says:

          So bloody boring. They don’t seem very interested in hosses though!


        • 123
          Bleated Bolshevist Claptrap says:

          Dunno which is uglier: the Kearney woman’s whining on week in week on R4, or the sound of her wetting her panties as Santa Obama rides into town.


      • 56
        Rob.C says:

        Obama doesn’t fuckin like the UK……..THAT IS A FUCKIN FACT……….We are merely his Fuckin lap dog……………………Fuck off back to the states you FUCKIN ASS HOLE………..Is that American enough for you…….


        • 65
          Selohesa says:

          Of course he loves us thats why he unilaterally tried to change the name of BP to British Petroleum when things got a bit sticky


          • BBC Controller says:

            The Blessed O’Bama loves us all!!

            How DARE you suggest otherwise!!

            And we love him too

            (chop chop chop) snnnnnnort… *sigh*


          • ron Vibentrop says:

            Obama is a racist who hates the British. He is also deeply involved with the Detroit hoodlums who have bankrolled his career to the Presidency.
            Is he going to visit Kenya and lay a wreath to the Mau Mau terrorists as his grand-father (?) was tortured by the British.


          • BBC Controller says:

            Don’t be silly

            He is not a racist and he was born of a virgin – everyone knows that!


          • ichabod says:

            The President must have been relieved to meet the Queen and Prince Philip , and I suppose, up to a point, Cameron; if you were a foreign national and the Brit folk you got to know best were Gordon Brown and Ed Balls, and their associates, what would you think of UK nationals ?


      • 67
        Sorry to be a party popper but..... says:

        O’Bamas body language is not mirroring Millipede. Millipede is sitting back in his seat which tells you he is comfortable and wants to stay . O’Bama on the other hand is perched on the end of his seat like a coiled spring. A sure sign that despite the smiles he is anxious to leave as soon as possible.


        • 80
          sockpuppet #4 says:

          What does the position of the hands mean?
          Ed’s below the knee/leg level, and closer to the crotch.


          • Gene Poole says:

            It means Omaha is pretty ticked off and thinking to himself

            ‘Jeez this liebour people just as weird as the the brown guy who chased me round the kitchen, I just don’t get Miliblands weird accent, its even worse than the brown guy, are these people sick or what’ ‘Dont they have healthcare in in Englandland/


        • 95
          Moley says:

          AND it’s milipede mirroring Obama, not the other way round.


    • 3
      Twat watch says:

      What a Twat


    • 6
      Twatter says:

      I wonder what Hilary is thinking. She became good friends with his brother.

      What a Twat I suppose.


      • 11
        shagger says:

        She’s good milf


        • 25
          Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

          I should Coco. Does anybody know if Christine Lagarde has any granddaughters?


      • 114
        good yiddisher boi says:

        She’s thinking how much fun it is to stab Britain in the back over the Falklands and yet still come here to get her taint licked by the Milibandovich brothers.


  2. 4
    King Albert of Belgium says:

    Dirty bastard


  3. 5
    Spelling Nazi says:

    It’s nasal


  4. 7
    FFS says:

    Absolutely spot on Guido these are very deluded spinners like EdM and the liebour party matter…


    • 18
      the last quango in paris says:

      Ed must stand in front of the mirror everyday thinking ‘that guy opposite really wants to please me’.


  5. 8
    Gordon Brown says:

    Why wasn’t I invited to the barbecue?! I demand to be there to serve the fizzy orange!


    • 39
      Lord Prescott of Phonehacking-on-Hull says:

      If anyone’s going to be serving drinks inasmuch the Downing Street Barbecue, it will be me.

      G&T Prime Minister?


    • 44
      Henry Crun says:

      Shouldn’t Gordoom be hiding in the kitchen waiting for his audience with Saint Barack?


  6. 10
    YorkshireLad says:

    Does O’bama have the hots for Ed?? and what the fucking hell is ‘mirroring body language’?


  7. 13
    JH says:

    These people would struggle to run a tombola at a Church fete.

    By what process have the ended up in the corridors of power?


    • 20
      Man on the Clapham Omnibus says:



      • 145
        Bazza says:

        Power of branding c/w party moulding-machines turning out highly-obedient identibots.

        The burger-flipping manic Milipede pic’s a classic. 5 Gold Stars on his tit for customer-focused botty-licking excellence. Jedward Milipede; employee of the month.


  8. 14
    the last quango in paris says:

    “Obama must really want to please ED” – WTF? yes i’m sure he does. They need medication that lot – I was on the train the other day and most of the men were sitting like that – maybe they want to please Ed too? My Uncle in America always sits like that and i’m pretty sure hes never heard of Ed and my Grandad always used to sit like that and hes dead and so I guess he wasnt trying to please Ed. If Ed carries on like this Brown will appear sane.


  9. 15
    eh? says:

    I see Barry Hussein O’Bama was serving the soldiers at the barbecue with his left hand.
    Isn’t that the hand that muzlims wipe their arses with?


    • 35
      You're tedious but amusing says:

      Yawn. Don’t you get tired of the “he’s muslim” bollocks? He had bin laden killed, something your pal bush failed to do and something even the dark prince cheney congratulated him on. He hasn’t banned handguns, he hasn’t stopped giving funds and arms to is ra el, he’s continued drone attacks on pakistan, he’s continued sanctions on iran, and he’s even announced oil drilling in alaska. All republican policies. By continuously calling him muslim or socialist when the facts don’t reflect that is the very definition of insanity. Just say what you mean: “He’s a fucking n****r and only white republicans should ever be president”.


      • 106
        Sir William Waad says:

        Well said, old chap, up to a point. He’s obviously no more a Muslim than the Pope is, but as to being a socialist…it’s a very wide term, and can mean somebody who believes that class divisions are at the root of social and political problems, or merely somebody who believes in the government redistributing wealth.


        • 126
          Anonymous says:

          “somebody who believes in the government redistributing wealth.”
          Sir William, do you mean those like the previous LieBour goverment passing the wealth on to politicians via the parliamentary trough?


          • Anonymous says:

            I thought it meant someone who talks at great length about the poor and the unemployed and fairness for all yet lives like a fucking Lord !


    • 50
      genghiz the kahn says:

      Like Call me Dave he is a sinister figure.

      He is a southpaw.


    • 54
      Former Gayboy says:



  10. 16
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Barry and Ed are both in hock to the unions, Both believe the goverment is the solution.

    What happened to Barry closing Gitmo?

    Under both Parties policy(Gordon and Barry) the debt goes up.

    At least with Bush you knew where you stood!


  11. 17
    Speedster says:

    “the kids just loved you in A matter of loaf and death” says Obama, “wow those animators sure did a good cover off you”.


  12. 21
    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    Rusty Dave crawling sycophant – worse than Brown for licking Obama to death.

    So there are only 30 Conservative MPs in Parliament?

    The rest are Continuity Labour – voting against Reckless will come back to bite them in the arse – the public are aware of what you have just done.

    The equal sharing of misery – who would have thought that a Conservative Party would adopt socialism as readily & eagerly as rusty Dave?

    Blue Labour out.


    • 24
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      What about Maggie and Reagan?


    • 125
      Maximus says:

      Why shouldn’t they like socialism? The bit in Marx about ‘dictatorship of the proletariat’ is far too good to leave to the communists, especially when can you construe the ‘of’ as ‘over’ rather than ‘by’. Socialize costs, privatize profits. Simples.


  13. 22
    Sausages says:

    Isn’t Deborah Mattison’s Sausages the one who wrote about Brown barging into a meeting after reading a story on this site and screaming at her “You’re at the centre of this! What are you going to do about it!”? You’d think by now she’d be jaded by the way Labour works. What a fucking cretin.


    • 33
      Backwoodsman says:

      She’s the one who creamed lots of lovely taxpayers money off – the old labour ‘we give you a government contract , you give the labour party free services ‘ jobbie.
      Bitch should be in jail with the rest of the fraudsters.


      • 62
        bergen says:



      • 94
        pox populus says:

        She used to appear on Newsnight running ‘impartial’ and ‘unbiased’ vox pop polls in the run up to the 2001 and 2005 elections. The BBC and the Labour Party are one, fucking fraudsters.


  14. 23
    loungelizard says:

    Upchucka took time off from his job at KFC to moonlight at BBQ’s at Dave n Sams.


    • 29
      lol says:

      he makes a good house boy


      • 46
        Is every single poster here a tedious ra cyst? says:

        Yeehaw! That’s right boy! Let’s have us a lynchin! We done got us some n i g g e r s to hang! And then just like Strom Thurmond we’ll secretly get a black girl pregnant! Yeeeeeeehaaaaw! Make mine a burger with freedom fries!


        • 58
          lmao says:

          CiF is that way, dickhead.


        • 72
          JH says:

          Most of the ray-sizm on here is really funny actually – not tedious at all.


        • 96
          knob watch says:

          Oh FFS, the rаcist card. Why don’t you fuck off and purchase yourself a second hand brain on ebay, you tedious cuпt?


        • 113
          Former Gayboy says:

          Theres nothing racist in pointing out Chucka is as thick as pigshit.


        • 132
          English Viking says:

          I’m not over keen on rampaging hordes of Somalians stabbing each other in the street outside my house, when they’re not cacking on the pavement or killing swans.

          Am I a racist?


          • Anonymous says:

            “rampaging hoards””outside your house” Are you making things up again inglish homoerotic fantasy man ( Viking ) ?


  15. 26
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    I’d love to see George W walk into one of these meetings.


  16. 28
    Joss Taskin says:

    The Miliband B team ???????

    That line up is their F team, surely ?


  17. 31
    Helpful says:

    They are not mirroring; Miliband has his hands clenched and inclined downwards and closer to his groin protecting his balls. A sign of nervousness and wanting to protect his vulnerabilities. The other two labourites are showing the same protective behaviour.


    • 34
      Bill Clinton II says:

      While Hillary of course is fingering her clit.


    • 45
      lmfao says:

      Are you implying that Ed Miliband feels threatened by the black man?

      Surely not, after all Ed is a fanatical promoter of multi-cultural enrichment. For the rest of us anyway.


    • 59
      Fa Kin Su Pah says:

      Douglas Alexander hasn’t handed
      in his homework again.


      • 82
        Miss Tammany Hall head of 6 th year studies says:

        I have arranged for Douglas to give a short talk to the rest of the class about the day he met the President. However He has been less than forthcoming with his Class assignment on ” Corruption, and the Scottish Labour Party ” .


  18. 36
    O'Bama & O'Cameron Press Release says:



  19. 40
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Anyone else think Nancy Pleosi and Harriet Harman are related?


  20. 43
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    It must have cost H.M. a fortune to have all those damp patches cleansed off the upholstery.


  21. 48
    Martin Day says:

    Speaking of mirroring body language…………

    Is Chris Huhne scheduled to meet Obama ?


    • 74
      The soaking wet ghost of Osama Bin Laden says:

      He claimed Obama was driving his car in Essex last night apparently.


  22. 52
    EdMiliband says:

    Last night I watched ‘The Only Way Is Ethics’

    It wasn’t very ethical


  23. 60
    Principled statesman says:

    More of our imports are coming from abroad.

    Not enough people ask the question is our children learning?

    I know how important it is for you to put food on your families.

    Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.

    We’ll find him. We’ll smoke him out. We got a saying in the Old West, Wanted dead or alive.


  24. 63
    Remittance Man says:

    Great mirroring body language! Obama must really want to please Ed!

    Er yeah.

    Given that Obama looks natural and posed in that photo and Ed looks about as human as a tailors dummy one has to ask who is trying to mirror who.

    As for this barbeque thing, why the chuff does the British PM think giving POTUS a barbeque is a good plan? For fusk’s Cakes! The bloody yanks pretty much invented the thing. And even if they didn’t, of all the nations on earth the Brits are certainly the last with a chance to outbarbie them.

    Honestly sometimes those supposed to represent the best of us really do make a complete arse of it.


    • 105
      Selohesra says:

      Biggest arse of the tour though is Barry himself – trying to talk through the national anthem – did he not recognise the tune or simply not know how to behave on a formal occaission.


  25. 64
    Steve Miliband says:

    Two people sitting on chairs opposite each other in a formal setting. Not exactly many options a per pro sitting position, so not surprising they ‘mirror body language’.

    Suppose Gordon would be sitting there with his head in his hands…’everything….some sort of bigoted woman…Sue’s fault…’


  26. 66
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wanted to take one of my jobbies to the dinner last night to play a trick on Omaha, but that Sarah woman wouldn’t let me.


  27. 68
    dipstick watch says:

    Er… how did the stupid bint know that it wasn’t Ed mirroring Obamas body language? The sheer fucking thickness of lefties never ceases to amaze.


    • 71
      The soaking wet ghost of Osama Bin Laden says:

      Being socialist and thick is a birthright of the left.


  28. 70
    The soaking wet ghost of Osama Bin Laden says:

    At least Cameron can say “Al Qaeda” and not “Alkda ada” or “Aunty Ada” or whatever it was the jock mong used to come out with.

    God no wonder Obama didn’t want McFuckup near him


  29. 75

    Miliband – “Mr President. Nice to meet you.”

    Obama -“And I you. In our household we are all great fans of your work.”

    Miliband – “Really? Well…erm that’s just great. The Labour party has always had strong links with the democrats.”

    Obama – “Uhh-huh. Say! Just for us. Right now! Can you do the one where you take you’re pants off on the beach. And you’re embarrassed by the blind guy. That cracks me and Michelle up every time.”


  30. 78
    The soaking wet ghost of Osama Bin Laden says:

    Fox News is great, they’ve totally ignored Barry’s trip to “ingurlandistan”

    Perhaps they can’t find it on a map.


    • 85
      King Albert of Belgium says:

      Dirty bastards.


    • 87
      Mr Pilgrim, Visiting Head of Geography says:

      To be fair the inglish can’t find it either most of them on here seem to think it begins and ends at the wall of Hadrian. Stupid c unts!


  31. 79
    Selohesa says:

    Like him or not you have to admit Dave gives a good speech that really sounds genuine & sincere – as soon as Bazza starts up he sounds like an arse at a school boy debate trying to convince people he is a great orator.


    • 91
      Suck it says:

      Yes, because Bush was so articulate wasn’t he? “Heh heh, we use the same toothpaste, Colgate, heh heh. Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream, heh heh”. Or Reagan. “Well, well, well, I welcome Princess David. Well, well, well.”


      • 97
        Selohesa says:

        I think you are suffering faulty logic (or possible just a bit think) – my comparison of Dave and Barry was not conditional on any position vis-a-vis Bush – starting your response with a because statement about Bush is therefore incorrect


      • 100
        Dubya says:

        Just because I’m not articulate does not make me less sincere or genuine – if all you care about is presentation I guess you’d be happy to welcome Tony back.


      • 134
        Dubya says:

        Make the Pie Higher

        I think we all agree, the past is over.
        This is still a dangerous world.
        It’s a world of madmen
        And uncertainty
        And potential mental losses.
        Rarely is the question asked
        Is our children learning?
        Will the highways of the internet
        Become more few?
        How many hands have I shaked?

        They misunderestimate me.
        I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
        I know that the human being and the fish
        Can coexist.
        Families is where our nation finds hope
        Where our wings take dream.
        Put food on your family!
        Knock down the tollbooth!
        Vulcanize society!
        Make the pie higher!
        Make the pie higher!


  32. 89
    Anonymous says:

    I’m not sure if anyone’s spotted/mentioned this before, but I think the labour party and the BBC staff are rating people’s comments on the BBC blogs (perfectly decent comments start off with a high rating from real people, then after a few hours, those comments get reversed, and that logic is totally inconsistent with what you’d expect, ie you’d expect a highly-rated comment to stay near the top, you wouldn’t expect the overall user-audience’s taste to suddenly change direction).

    So, do your duty, and go through all the anti-labour/anti-bbc comments and up-rate them, and down-rate all the pro-bbc/pro-labour comments here:


    • 104
      Anonymous says:

      The ratings of the comments are in direct contradiction to the comments themselves (in fact this seems to be getting worse by the minute; labour/bbc must be very busy down-rating all the anti-bbc/anti-labour comments)

      They’re doing it on historic topics too. Something that had a really high rating consistently for a few days, say, 25 points, has magically disappeared down to about 12 or 13 points.

      I posted a question about this on the blog, and for some odd reason, even though almost every user-comment on the bbc blogs have always moaned about pro-labour bbc bias, my question got instantly downrated.

      I’ve got no problem with normal users downrating my comments, but I don’t think that’s happening; I think the BBC staff are doing this (or labour hq) so that they can push the pro-labour comments into the “top rated” block.


    • 117
      They don't call it PRAVADA for nothing says:

      Dude I hate to break it too if you’ve only just found this out you but this has been ongoing for ten years now. All pro party support and posts go straight to the top with hundreds of votes and all negative ones get modded or marked down by the hundreds.


      • 120
        Anonymous says:

        Ratings are new on the blogs; they were only introduced a few weeks ago.
        Maybe have-your-say was rated that way before, but the blogs have only just had ratings added to their pages.
        For the first week or so of ratings being on the blogs, the ratings were in line with the comments (eg 80% anti-labour comments equated to a high-rating for anti-labour comments), now it’s going the opposite way; the ratings are working their way towards the opposite of the comments.
        It looks like labour/bbc have started doing this, but the tories haven’t caught up, so even though you might get 90% of the comments along the lines of “what the fuck are you talking about, you pro-labour twat?”, the “you’re doing a great job, BBC, keep up the good work, labour are lovely” comments are moving towards being the highest rated.


  33. 99
    Ed Miliband says:

    Thith meeting thhows that I am a THTATETHMAN!

    (Waits for applause. Not a sausage).


  34. 109
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Poor dilusional little Ed. What on earth was Harriet Sheman doing there, serving coffee?


    • 115

      Obama – “you for coffee, Ed?”

      Ed -“Ok..sure”

      Obama – “No. I said “you for coffee, Ed?”

      Ed..”Er,..maybe its your accent Mr President..but i can’t quite..”

      Obama – ” I said .. YOU… FUCK OFF, Aye? ED “


  35. 110
    Observer says:

    Wide of the mark, not “at”.


  36. 111
    Ed Ed says:

    Eddy M is that most preposterous of things: a skinny bloke with a fat arse.

    Oh, and a snotty nose.


  37. 112
    ah divven gie a shite says:

    Can’t Milipede just piss of back to Lithuania or whatever Communist bloc shithole he hails from?

    Somewhere in Vilnius, there’s a synagogue with a vacancy that the Milipede should fill.


    • 118
      Another day in Bizarro world says:

      It does seem kind of bizarre that we ended up with the dregs and jetsam of Europe thanks to world war 2. I mean I thought the whole point was we freed there countries from Nazi rule so we wouldn’t have to house the beggars.


  38. 121
    Another day in Bizarro world says:

    Love how the BBC tried to big up Ed giving Obama a Basketball lol, if anyone else had done such a cringe worthy stunt they would be mauled relentlessly from pillar to post for such epic fail.

    It’s almost on par with giving someone in a wheelchair with no legs a pair of rollerskates.

    Bet it wasn’t even a good one like a Jordan pro one bet it was some cheap shit a PPS had to go get from Argos.


    • 122
      Ed Basket Balls says:

      Well, we were going to give him some water melon, so the lesser evil prevailed.


  39. 124
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Mirrored body language, mirrored ability. Neither has a clue how to run a country.


  40. 129
    Fred The Chimp says:

    Well I never knew that Ed served up, until reading the above, we should very very shocked!


  41. 136
    dave says:

    saw that John Major was at the Palace do, but no sign of Brown or Blair? So it wasn’t just the wedding they were blackballed from


  42. 139
    Hang The Bastards says:

    What about my body language ??

    Every time that nasal nonce comes on the telly I put me foot right though his face !!!!

    I am officially Curry’s top customer this year !


  43. 140
    Ed Obama says:

    Obama wants to please Ed by becoming a nerd and President for the NUS. The Labour Party are truly lost up their own arses. Each and every single one of them are struggling with their identity and what they stand for.


  44. 141
    Chuka Ubama says:

    No I am the vain arse who wants to be the next President of United Kingdom.


  45. 142
    Sheik Yabooty says:

    The only thing that Labour have in common with Obama is both have a Brown arse.


  46. 143
    Burgermeister says:

    The expression on Ed’s face- is he being spitroasted?.


  47. 144
    marcus Aurelius says:

    Ed Milliband is the best thing that ever happened to this country. I hope he continues as Labour Party Leader for a decade.

    Even spineless rusty Dave might be able to win against him one day.


  48. 147
    Anonymous says:

    I love that picture of milliband doing school dinners.. classic lmao!


  49. 148
    50 Calibre says:

    Is there really anyone left with more than half a brain who really believes that this silly boy could ever make PM.

    Shades of Michael Foot…


  50. 149
    Anonymous says:

    ed milliband always reminds me of an alien on star trek next generation other than that he should be wearing spacetrack suits likes jean luc picard and worf the communist Labour party want to make everyone dirt poor other than themselves =truly evil=Labour party


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