De Ja Huhne
Last week Huhne said to Laura Kuenssberg that the allegations against him “were incorrect”, had been “made before and shown to be untrue”, and that’s all he would like to say on the matter. Yesterday, he was cornered by Channel4 News, and despite being presented with new evidence, he gave the identical statement:
The police are going to want a little bit more detail than that Chris. And Guido doesn’t recommend you laugh in that interview…















sticking to the script….
Look you knob, I’m supposed to post first!
You tell him Billy.
A lying Huhn.
I spy tautology.
Pleonasm?
Quite.
Onanism, surely?
Great start to the day!
Very slow death.
He’s got that cornered rodent expression on again !
Cameron has every confidence in him- time for Cameron to go if that is the case. Cameron wants Laws back in Cabinet- definitely time for Cameron to go.
We want out of the EU.
We want immigration stopped.
We want to be in charge of our defence.
We want criminals locked up- including MPs (about 300 as it should have been).
We want root and branch change at corrupt Westminster.
We want proper regulation for our banking.
Time for Mervyn King to go he is useless- he has not achieved the 2% inflation target for over four years. This is incompetence by anyones standards. What did he do to protect us from the banking crisis?? He did protect the pensions for the BoE staff though- insider trading??
you get my vote
Eh?
+1
can you add
we want the deficit reducing to sustainable levels
we want to start building nulcear power stations instead of playing around with windmills
we want public sector spending bringing under control
we want “pilgrims” to be paid for by their own unions
we want to be stopped from being held to ransom by Bob Crow
we want drunks of our streets
we want the obesity epidmic addressed
we want to know who destroyed Blair’s expenses
Its time Cameron stopped trying to be all things to all men and start running the country
Déjà usually one word.
It’s the schools they go to …
Do as I say, not as I do.
He also says ‘whats yours is mine, and whats mine is my own’.
Pretty much sums these fuckwits up
Mine says – ‘better to keep your mouth shut and let people THINK you’re a fuckwit, than to open it and remove all doubt’.
Guido’s Pikey arse is twitching, Huhne’s gonna cling on.
Another bet lost, despite the frantic ramping of the story here
Be surprised when even his own kids are putting the boot in
Never trust a man without any lips.
Never under estimate how lads protect their mum; it just makes things easier when in roast chicken dinner negotiations
Someone was hinting here the other day about the gurning hu’hne having a lot more to worry about vis a vis one of his daughters than 3 penalty points. I hope I’m wrong.
This Huhne is trying to overtake Mandy as the world’s most unflushable turd.
Great image. +1.
If it doesn’t go when you poke it with a stick a few times, no need to keep on prodding it again and again and again and again.
Does that make him a floater?
I’ve read this story about déjà vu before, somewhere.
Chris Huhne turned up on my doorstep this morning and said ‘Do you want your shed retarred?’ I said ‘No thanks.’ So he fucked off with my shed
Quality of C4 news presenters has improved – might start watching.
You obviously didn’t see Jon Snow licking the arse of Prescott last night calling him “John” all the time.
Does he not insist on being addressed as ‘Lord John’, in the style of that other boorish cnut who ‘stars’ in ‘The Apprentice’ on that electric television set?
It could never be “Long John”.
Katie Razzall. Oh, Katie Razzall.
Cross-hairs on a politician…have we learned nothing? Have a bit more class
Yeah the crosshairs thing, you related to Sarah Palin?
Isn’t there anything else besides the Huhnigan, this thing is going to go on for ages, what about a bit of variety, the police will take their time, it is going difficult to prove without police notebooks and charge sheets, then getting information from other witnesses, plus the time that has passed since the incident, if guilty he should should admit it, he would get more respect but if found that he has told porkies he is the dead man walking.
That’s the way it has worked so far for Handycock. Keep them talking, let time pass, blame the witnesses for their unreliability and eventually there is ‘not enough evidence to secure a prosecution’. (and a bit of help from the brotherhood too).
He is the widow’s son!
This is the way the Masons control Portsmouth City Council. I handpicked all the bent Officer’s referred to in this letter myself.
http://www.po12bg.com/id40.html
Sorry, wrong link.
http://www.po12bg.com/id48.html
Don’t worry Mike. If they report it to us, we will do nothing. I am aware that you facilitated the induction of the Chief Executive and Monitoring Officer into the Craft. Boaz.
Thanks Alex. Jahbulon.
The Austrian solution to Europe’s debt problems? Steve Baker MP is pushing Osborne to take a close look and it’s featured today on Bloomberg and The Daily Politics:
http://www.eudebtwriteoff.com/
The great economic minds of the ECB and IMF can’t possibly allow such a simple and effective solution.
But how would we make any money?
Exactly.
It is a simple and elegant solution to the economic problem. The politicians have no reason to NOT do this.
So we shall see who the politicians are working for by how they react to this idea.
Do they work for the good of the people? Or for the good of the banks?
he he
The banks will not allow it and the banks own the politicians.
Saddly that is looking true with every passing day.
The western world’s political class/elites seem to be firmly in the pockets of financial/business interests, interests that are diametrically opposed to the nation state, democracy, identity and individuality.
Sounds like nonsense. The debt is not owed by country A to country B, it is owed by financial institutions in country A to financial institutions in country B. It may sound superficially attractive for a country to think “we could reduce our debt by 50%”, but what it means is that financial institutions elsewhere take a 50% haircut on assets. A good way for the EU countries mentioned to destroy their financial sectors.
When the EU can decide to unlawfully break the central conditions of the convergence criteria for the Euro and break the rules as agreed and set in stone in the Maastricht treaty in order to bail out countries in a wholly illegal way, then nothing is off the table.
The alternative, of course, is to wait for Greece to default and watch the whole shebang unwind and have the EU’s economy collapse anyway. Or it could be to facilitate more and more insane bail-outs with printed money and watch the EU’s economies collapse anyway.
Of course, the governments of each nation state could take over these debts and then issue instructions to the lending organisations (be it banks or finance houses or whatever) to write off these debts, even going to the extent of passing bills in their prospective parliaments to do so and using the savings gained to balance losses by these institutions.
Whatever way you look at it, these increasing debts are strangling the EU’s economy and if nothing is done, they will cause a massive collapse that will make the 2008 crash look like a small crap shoot by comparison.
Huhne is truly the scandal of the month. But let’s not forget last month, a royal month for burying news if ever there was one, and the massive story that never took off.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/7587803/Senior-civil-servants-claimed-record-1bn-on-taxpayer-funded-credit-cards.html
“Senior civil servants claim record £1bn on taxpayer funded credit cards”
“spending by 141,000 senior civil servants and quangos bosses on their “Government Procurement Cards” was four times as high as in 2002″
“Included in his bills was more than £17,000 on hotel bills” (that’s £326 a week on hotels, for the “Environment Agency” exec. Keeping his carbon travel emissions down I see.)
But the cuts are all puppy-stomping works of the devil right?
John Redwood has said he will look into this…………we’ll see.
O/T This EU debt write-off reminds me of the habit of cross-firing cheques that I used to uncover in the bank many years ago. Sometimes, companies kept afloat solely because they were writing each other large cheques that meant their only liquidity was provided by the clearing system. Without that they would fold.
It were a laugh though when the Cashier used to say “Mr X would like a word about drawing his wages cheque !” on a Thursday when he’d tell you he’d got 50 irate blokes wanting their wages and he were expecting a large cheque in to cover next Monday(mm you think ?) and as for “Cross-Firing” don’t get me started on “Nigerian” scams
I think you will find the term is “return to drawer” ie the cheque bounced
They’re debating this today in Parliament. Word has it the vote will allow more bail outs. Outragious. NOT IN OUR NAME. EU referendum in/out now.
Doesnt matter how you spell it
A huhne is a hoon by any other name
My wife announced that she’d been sleeping with another man for the past five years.
“Another man?” I asked. “Who’s the first guy?”
Still high on super-injunctions. Now what the fook is this all about? Craig Cash lookalike shagged Imogen Thomas, or something?
(I’m sure the point has been made before, but if Huhne’s missus agreed dishonestly to claim to have been driving to take a punishment that should otherwise have been meted out to him, the pair of them are looking at a spell in stir for each doing an act tending and intended to pervert the course of justice. Bet the kids will be well chuffed as Social Services ride in to pick up the slack.)
Mrs Huhne has been given the same ‘get out of jail free’ card as Laws.
Chris Huhne : Today began with David Cameron saying the game was up for The Energy Secretary
After tens of thousands of people had used Twitter and other websites to petition for the sacking of Chris Huhne, David Cameron decided it was time to say that the game was up.
I think you will find that the ‘heir to Blair’ – ‘has full confidence in his minister’ !
Becoming the standard line for Premiers who employ unworthy’s !
Now what he should have said – which will make him look less of a cnut when Huhne gets a kicking (I expect) is…..
“The matter is under investigation and I will deal with it when the outcome is known. I will be having a word with the Huhne later to discuss his position and take the appropriate action.”
Much more statesman like don’t you think ? But CMD is not a statesman – his is an incompetant egotistical liar – which is why he surrounds himself with the same.
Is Mrs Giggs in the transfer market yet?
You don’t want her Pensioner. They’re very high maintenance these wags.
Christ only knows why she’d stick with the lying, cheating bastard now.
She’s well out of his league, could take him to the cleaners in the divorce courts, protect her kids from further embarrassment, and have her pick of decent blokes who’d show her some respect.
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/6970878/stop-gordon-brown.thtml
gordon and his(very few) pals are making one last desperate push to get him nominated for the IMF job. Nokia share price holding up well at the moment so there must still be some hope.
It’s no wonder though that Her Maj has offered omaha and his lovely wife B&B at Buck House. It’s probably the only place in Lond don that gordon can’t sneak in through the kitchens to plead with the yankee one to please give him this job.
By Pals do you mean his Human Shield, Magda ?
Breaking news on sky
Public borrowing rose to ten billion pounds last month
the highest monthly figure EVER !
WTF Dave , Get a fucking grip !
you are supposed to be cutting the debt not increasing it
you are borrowing more than McBust !
yes and the gold price in pounds has reached an all time high
“made before and proven to be untrue”
“they are incorrect”
F**k off Huhne, we all know you mean “last time they were proven to be wrong, they haven’t been properly reported exactly as happend” – Whatever happens that will be proven. What a total shitter.
Shut the fuck up Billy.
Billy you must have learnt by now, you can’t please all of the trolls all of the time.
Seriously, what would you do in his position?
Carina Trimingham’s arse is like a JK Rowling book.
You know Chris Huhne’s going to be in it.
Ah but still no newspaper or tv station has accused him of being a liar. Still no headline “Huhne guilty”. How brave the media.
Huhne is a pompous twat, but he is innocent until proven guilty.
True – usually, but Huhne is an MP and history suggests guilty until proven innocent is a more reasonable course.
More like guilty until proven guilty but let off with a smacked botty and a small suspension from the Commons.
Judge “Guilty …. remanded for 3 weeks for reports”
Clerk “My Lord ….he’s an MP”
Judge ” No need for reports then ……12 months laddie and a 2 year ban”