May 24th, 2011

Unconfirmed: David Campbell Bannerman To Defect to Tories

Apparently the UKIP MEP, and sore leadership lose, is about to jump ship back to the Tories. ConHome have got wind of the same rumour.

UKIP sources weren’t exactly signing his praises yesterday afternoon, and he’s not answering his mobile….

UPDATE: DCB said he wouldn’t work under Farage at the UKIP leadership hustings. Apparently there was talk of booting him down the candidates list at the next European elections.

UPDATE II: Talk of DCB is holding a press conference in an hour…


43 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Preston is the 2nd best 5th beatle says:

    Jump ship? More like jumping off a small rowing boat.

    “Don’t stand up” says nigel.

    • 3
      Billy Preston is the 2nd best 5th beatle says:

      I won.

      Also “Seen elswhere”. I don’t know about you lot but I am still scared of spiders.

      • 17
        Strewth says:

        I think he was convinced he was going to replace Pearson

        toys/pram/strop… I’M TAKING MY BALL HOME BECAUSE YOU WONT PLAY FAIR!!

    • 13
      Oi!! O'Barma! No blacks or oirish allowed in Buckingham Palace! says:

      Bannerman is leaping from a fucking bit of driftwood

  2. 2
    AngryEnglishJon says:

    I’m surprised at this! Hope it’s not a sinking ship. What’s he been offered?

    • 4
      Tax Payer says:

      If he’s jumping BACK then he’s already jumped out?

      Can he be taken seriously if he constantly changes his mind on a whim?

      • 22
        sockpuppet #4 says:

        more like an expert in parachute jumping:

        borough councillor in Tunbridge Wells from 1992-1996.
        In 1997 he stood for the Conservatives in Glasgow Rutherglen
        2001 in Warwick and Leamington
        North Cornwall in the 2005 General Election
        involved in the “Save Acton Mainline” Campaign.
        2007 Scottish Parliament … Highlands and Islands.
        2009 MEP East of England region.

    • 6
      All on the fiddle says:

      Better troughing opportunities.

    • 8
      Anonymous says:

      A career?

    • 19
      Nigel Farage says:

      Obviously not a referendum on EU membership, two faced twat.

  3. 5
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am wearing my Sunday Lunch to a bowls party this evening

  4. 7
    mandy lifeboats says:

    Let him foxtrot oscar then.

  5. 9
    Oi!! O'Barma! No blacks or oirish allowed in Buckingham Palace! says:

    Farage, you’re fucked you fucking twat, taking the EU’s cash while spending every moment ‘opposing’ the very existence of the EU, is quite pathetic.

    C’mon lapsed Tories in the ludicrous UKIP personality cult, go back to Osborne’s Tory party

    • 20
      The literal, English meaning of Celt is scrounger says:

      UKIP members can hold their annual conference in a bus shelter…morale is very low apparently…except when the EU’s cash/expenses roll in each mumff

      • 24
        The Right Honourable Gordon Brown MP says:

        I am pondering a decision to join UKIP, I feel it will the best way for me to serve my constituents

  6. 10
    Observer says:

    Conservative voters on the doorstep during canvassing for 5 May seemed minded to jump the other way.

    • 15
      Oi!! O'Barma! No blacks or oirish allowed in Buckingham Palace! says:

      Why didn’t they vote that way then twat?

  7. 10
    Schillings says:

    Oh goody!

    Here comes another super-injunction

  8. 14
    Fa Kin Su Pah says:

    Perhaps he’s been offered a chair
    on a committee to think again about
    the possibility of promising something.

  9. 16
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    He obviously joined the self preservation society (now that sounds like a good title for a song. Mmm).

  10. 18
    Anonymous says:

    X

  11. 21
    The literal, English meaning of Celt is scrounger says:

    Just heard the fat fuck Prescott on Radio Five Labour, gibbering on about uman rites

    Where were Tracy Temple’s uman rites when he was slobbering over her, and trying to slip his half inch knob inside her on Crown Property?

    Fat useless fuck….New Labour

    • 29
      A listener says:

      Heard Today on R4 this morning and got the distinct impression their editorial line was a little ambivalent towards the breaking of super-injunctions.

      What’s wrong with the BBC? One would imagine the thought of judges passing injunctions on newsworthy information, in some cases information that it would be in the pubic interest to release, would go against the deepest professional instincts of most journalists.

      • 32
        A listener says:

        Whoops, that should read public…

      • 36
        sockpuppet #4 says:

        Trouble is, yesterday’s party seemed all a little trivial and tabloidy.
        You couldn’t have invented something that would generate so much apathy from people who don’t care about big brother or Man-U

        One hopes that anything with genuine “public interest” could be broken.

      • 38
        Sir William Waad says:

        The BBC seem to think that their position would be Marred in some way if superinjunctions were called off on the grounds that they were very silly.

    • 30
      Fa Kin Su Pah says:

      Prescott’s voice cannot function unless bellowing
      at 120 dbs. He ought be force fitted with a silencer.

  12. 23
    Divvy Lad says:

    Now we know about Ryanair and Greggs can I get on a plane and buy pies again?

  13. 25
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Balls and Cooper were on BBC Parliament yesterday evening. They make Essex chavs look intelligent.

  14. 27
    Anonymous says:

    This is like watching a slow moving light aircarft crash.

  15. 28
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Does that generate a bye election ?
    it should do as people did not vote for him as a Tory

    • 33
      Anonymous says:

      Don’t remember Qeuntin Davies having to re-stand for election when he defected to the Tories.

    • 34
      Titford Hat says:

      Wikipedia says:
      “In 2009, he was elected to the European Parliament after UKIP won 19.6% of the vote in the East of England region.”

      If this means he was elected from a list surely he should go and be replaced by the next person down the UKIP list.
      Still, when was a politician decent or ethical?

    • 35
      stun says:

      Good point. Proportional representation for the Euro elections too – votes for UKIP were allocated to a list of prospective UKIP MEPs and not to any one individual. Can’t be democratic to reallocate votes which were for a party not a candidate…

  16. 31
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    I am defecting,

    defecating

    defective as well.

  17. 39
    Sir William Waad says:

    Henry Campbell-Bannerman, though, was a statesman and a half. He managed to be a Liberal, Scottish and quite left-wing and yet a thoroughly good egg and a truly great Prime Minister. If he’d lived, Ireland would never have suffered civil war, partition, or estrangement from Britain.

    The Tories, meanwhile, had Joseph Chamberlain, who was also no slouch. They fought each other on the issues of the day! Either of them would be a giant compared with the pygmy politicians of today.

  18. 41
    Anonymous says:

    What a Judas shitbag and a fucking tosser, tell him I want the money for my trainers I fucked up delivering leallets in the Eastern Region so that prick could line his pockets, better still I am going to tell him myself

  19. 43
    julianbraylondon says:

    should be short tenure but enough that he can see Private Ryan Giggs at his best (Private Rayn Giggs Gag courtest John -thinning on top- Snow)



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