Schillings Give Salmond an Open Goal
Never one to miss a trick in public, as well as working things below the radar, Alex Salmond certainly looked and sounded smug this morning. He has been quick out of the blocks to defend the Sunday Herald’s actions. On the Today program he said any “inglish” attempt to go after the paper would be “extremely foolish”. “It looks to me like English law and English injunctions are increasingly impractical in the modern world” He went on to mock the idea that English law “should pertain across the planet”.
Ryan Giggs should demand a refund after someone at Schillings, supposedly market leaders, forgot to file the papers in a Scottish court as well. The blunder has certainly done wonders for the SNP cause. The Sunday Herald, known for their close links to the party, have given the First Minister a gift this morning. The road to freedom is going to be one of small steps, and the English courts making Scotland seem like the badlands could certainly be considered one. Guido can’t help but wonder, was there any communication between the paper and the First Minister’s people before that front page went to print?
Well cant wait for the jocks to get thier independence vote, they haces eprate laws and all so they can fuck off and stop sponging of the english.
Thanks for that guvnor much appreciated. We’ll have plenty of oil revenue so if you ever need a wee lend of some money be sure to go somewhere else. Try France.
I think you need to check the probable division of oil assets before you start crowing about how much revenue Scotland will receive…..probably not enough to cover all the benefit giros.
probable division? We can have independence but not keep the oil – are you insane?
The oil belongs to the UK, which you are at liberty to leave of course.
The oil runs out in about 10 years anyway (annual rate of decline is 11% of production, year on year). Given that Scottish independence won’t be happening until about 2017 at the earliest (referendum in 2014, 3 years to sort out the practicalities is likely following a “Yes” vote), Wee Eck needs to make sure that the tourism, shortbread and whisky industries can collectively cover the shortfall. Otherwise Scotland will be as economically powerful as Belgium, except even more irrelevant as it is on the edge of Europe and so cannot generate great revenues from ports like Antwerp or being the shunting yard of the EU gravytrain.
A Reduce Corporation tax so that UK companies HQ in Edinburgh
B Join the Euro for subsidies
C Err..
C. Rejuvinate manufacturing industry: everyone can drive hillman avengers.
Just fact-checked myself, and I have done Belgium a disservice. Scotland’s GDP is currently closest in the world to the Czech Republic ($194 billion – all world rankings are expressed in US $). Belgium is four times the size.
And Scotland’s share of the national debt should be calculated using a reverse of the Barnett formula. About £180 Billion I reckon based on a per capita share of the current £2.238 Trillion, even without the surcharge we should impose for Fred the Shred and Gordon Brown.
Theve been saying that since the late 60′s
Listening to Alex Salmond talk about Scottish independence is just like listening to Michael O’Leary talking about Ryanair.
The main difference between the two is that while O’Leary talks Ryanair up, Salmond talks everyone else down. A classic case of superiority complex manifesting itself from insecurity.
When will we be a nation again my friend….sob…sniffle…..wail…
“The oil runs out in about 10 years”
Yeah, yeah – heard it all before, mate
there’s plenty of hydrocarbons left in the North Sea and we’re gonna have a fracking good time getting ‘em out
Giving the Scots the oil would be a small price to have them leave the UK.
{Thinks} Now what can we offer the Welsh?
A poke in the eye with a stick?
Coal?
Sally Bercow?
Peter Hoon.
19 billion abusive tweets, the opportunity to make legal history, and a sodding great bill from Schillings?
We would gladly leave mate – how dare you ! If your ancestors hadn’t pillaged everything in sight west of the Severn Bridge, you wouldn’t need to say that. Based in the South East by any chance ?
I thank you, I thank you. Clever move wasn’t it. Surely Guido is not opposed to what our proud Scottish newspaper did in fighting this privacy law brought in by the back door through incorporating the human rights act into ENGLISH law.
Ha Ha, we are cleverer than that, its those Labour jocks who would have had us do it but not us, oh no.
Keep dreaming
Plenty of shale oil around in England anyway. Just have to get rid of hoons like Huhne so we can extract it.
Were doing our best.
And hundreds of years of shale gas too. That of course means ridding the government of it’s green luddite tendency first though.
The UK government could not give a frack about shale gas
Plenty of shite as well.
Same as the empire used to belong to the UK. It’s our oil and you ain’t getting it. You will of course have favoured nation status and we may extend your credit line a bit further than most – see how you get on in your negotiation when you come up to Edinburgh. Good luck.
The only oil we have left is the snake oil the fat fishman peddles with his oil money lies…
what have the scots ever done for us…. i hear you say…
Only one part of UK held out against the might of the Roman Empire – as it swept across UK and took all the gold, tin, copper (largest coppermine in europe in UK – angelsea)…..
inventors of banking, tv, road surface, hamburger (this a joke), you name it…
Bankrupt in 1600 – but still won a deal with overrepresentation – 10% of population – 15% of the vote. thank you.
From vague memories of primary school history…
There werent any scots in scotland in roman times where there?
Neither were there any English in England. The country was welsh-speaking.
They were Picts a gaelic tribe who were eventually wiped out by the invading Irish (including the Irish Scottee tribe).
What did Scotland or Ireland have that the Romans could possibly want? Peat, heather, damp sheep, frostbite??
In 400 years the Romans turned the British from painted savages into one of the most educated and civilised nations in the known world. Civilisation was just kept alive in Britain and Ireland during the Dark Ages.
The British are still working on the jocks but I suppose we’d need another 400 years.
Smoogie is historically Illiterate as well as being a cock of the highest order.
The iron-age Celts of Brittania were among the most civilised and advanced peoples outside the Roman Empire, their riches built on trading their mineral and agricultural wealth. The Romans wanted Britannia to control the breadbasket of Europe, and for the skills and mineral resources of the land. The iron-age Celts were only painted savages in Roman literature (early spin, in other words), and not in fact, as archaeology has established.
Says the ignorant koont who doesn’t even know the meaning of the word “illiterate”.
Nice one, numbnutz.
On the contrary, look up Antonine Wall, which was built BEFORE Hadrian’s effort and then abandonned as the natives beat the Romans back. Prior to that they got as far north as Inverness. There are Roman ruins in quite a few places in Scotland even in latter-day dumps like Motherwell, near Glasgow.
I’m no supporter of independence BTW but you have to laugh at the incompetence (and arrogance) of Shillings here. Warms the cockles (if a Scotsman is allowed to say that?).
the natives weren’t “Scots”
Have an extra chuckle at the judge who insisted the injunction was for the entire planet
Correct, #4. They were Picts.
not on the picture they made me draw in primary 5.
If the Romans were able to steal all of England’s gold, tin and copper and take it back to Rome in their little wooden ships, there can’t have been all that much to be had, presumably.
enough to assemble huge army in france, build ships to cross channel, then erect not one but two walls 200 miles long at the north borders of england to secure thier looting
you dont seem to understand – britain was not uncultured before the romans we had baths and culture ( 127 torcs – each taking 80 days to construct found burried near boudicas village – each broken in half to stop romans using torcs as they symbol of power)
The copper mine in angelsee largest in europe…
Regarding the gold – there was that much the romains did not dig for it – they built two aquaducts (15 miles in length) to bring water to a resorvoir – then they delluged the value striiping the top layer of soil and revealing the gold – which they they picked up
before romans, britian had huge wealth as europe traded oil, wine, food etc etc etc for coper, tin, gold and silver
try making iron without coper and tin. Eurpoe in the stone age without UK
Our empire built on the largest coal seams in europe.
The romains won because thier might and army could destroy our defense – which at time were hill forts in england – castle/broches in scotland survived and could not be attacked as romans could not find them – hence two walls
“try making iron without coper and tin.”
Twat!
droll anonymous but rather drool.
Are you saying iron tools could be made straight from the stone age and did not need to bronze age in between (copper+tin = bronze)
what did they make iron tools with them…. doooh bronze ones – and where did they get the largest concentration of copper (angelsea) and tin (cornwall) …. doh!
man you sooo stuuuupid it unreal.
dont tell me they made iron with iron … which just happend to form in convenient hammer shape moulds underground
what next cornish ice cream mines.,.. ?
romans conquered UK cos is was not warlike and its major english achievement was stonehenge – a calculator and calendar – 2000 years out of date
only scotland able to really hold out against it and keep its gold reserves intact
druids in wales did well – but stranded on angelsea and annihiliated
by the way the 127 torcs were of gold – solid gold !!!
what did the romans every do for us ?
Built roads – so they could police the country side!
Backwards Hibernia is still part of the UK. You mean Great Britain. Banking invented in Venice.
Ever heard of the Lombards? Also, the modern TV was invented by an American farmboy called Philo Farnsworth!
—the Scots did not inventmodern banking – probably the Italians in the Middle Ages can lay claim to that – and English banking in 1707 was far , far ahead of anything Scottish at the time – in fact I don’t think they had any
- tar macadam was actually invented in its modern form by John Cassell in Millwall , England
I think the Jockanese did invent eating horse food for breakfast
is there any englishman of note…
history littered with english heros – who appear to be foreign…. lol
Guess 1966 the only date in history of note.
That’s enough ‘cos it hurts the most eh?
You could try Flodden Field of Pinkie Cleugh.
You could try Bannockburn . That was the only one that really mattered.
So you don’t write the date down. To remind us just how peacefully England/scotland existed for most of the last 1000 years.
If Scotland was stuck on almost any part of continental europe for 1000 years, it would have been swallowed whole, and little more significance than a car sticker.
I would have thought concrete pump would be on telling how the Romans invented concrete.
Billy first? I don’t believe it!
That may be so but you got to admit that the Scotch government respect their voters more than the Inglish government respect their voters.
Absolutely right. Cameron has done NOTHING to satisfy the English voters on the EU, mass migration, foreign aid, Human Rightws Act where we here stupid judgement s almost daily………etc etc. No more Tory voter me thinks!
Don’t say “Jocks”, wee Billy, it upsets them, say “Scotch” instead, after their whiskey!
HTH
Whisky doesn’t have an ‘e’ Hank, after your Morris dancing hankies
Alex Salmond rubs it in the face, calling them ENGLISH super-injunctions.
Which part of sepeart legal systems dont you understand?
Fact the super-injunctions was ONLY taken out in an ENGLISH court, not a UK cuort as it doesnt exist!
The lawyers were typical English idiots, who thought that by taking out the super-injunctions in an ENGLISH court that that would suffice for the whole of the UK. If I were Giggs I would be asking for a refund
I hope the “anonymous” twit who used Shillings sues them for negligence.
Well said ‘cream puff’ there are always without fail arrogant ‘English lawyers & QC’s God bless them all, whose lack of knowledge about the Scottish legal system beggers belief. The idiot QC (paid big bucks) representing Tesco at the recent appeal against a planning application to erect yet another huge monstrosity also failed to win over both The Reporter conducting the appeal and the general public due to his arrogance. This was I suspect partly the reason why he failed so miserably although the final decision was of course based on other legal reasons.
“Alex Salmond certainly looked and sounded smug this morning.”
When isn’t he??
He here to pick up his fee from Dave for giving labour at kicking. And to negotiate his fee for the next General Election in 2012.
….and don’t tell me its in 2015.
The ‘jocks’ are not sponging of the English you fuck-wit but more the other way round.
What does Engurland have left?
The dump is overpopulated by scum and ‘haters’.
And Scots
Same thing
All right-Salmond is correct -we English are undoubtedly a bunch of wankers for putting up with our judges
And Jockanese rulers such as Bliar and Brown
And, gosh, isn’t Cameron a Jockanese name as well?
Guido Fawkes Blog
Set up for the purpose of destroying the Union and populated by ignorant pig shit for brains bigots.
Is this the longest thread ever?
There is no such thing as the ‘Scottish’ race or ‘Scotland’
They are descended from Irish invaders and immigrants who displaced and took over the Caledonians and the land Caledonia.
Wrong. Every schoolboy knows that Jocks are actually shaven apes that have to be regularly medicated with salted porridge, deep-fried Mars bars, Special Brew and whisky, otherwise they get too wife-beaty and stabby to control.
The reason the Romans mostly left them alone was because they had not, at that point, mastered the manufacturing techniques required to produce the vast quantities of string vests and flick knifes demanded by the savages in negotiations over local women. The savages eventually took to wearing skirts in an attempt to fool the Romans, at which point the Romans walled the hell-hole up and left them to it.
Don’t like to upset you nice English, Aka German/Danish Invaders, but I am a Pict, and the Scots and us are friends. We amalgamated with some of you folks who were living in Lothian at the time and with the British Kingdom of Strathclyde to form the Kingdom of Scotland. Now we had a wee bit of trouble with those pesky Vikings but not as much as you did.
As for Scottish Oil not being ours, treaty of the seas, I bet you lot would be howling if we told you that your seas did not belong to you.
@BillyBowden, Time for you to go back to school and learn how to write your language, or you are just the worst typist since me.
Inglish Viking you sound like a former football hooligan which is not surprising since it’s the inglish disease.
Yep, us Jockos have no problem with violence at our football matches.
One small step for Salmond one giant step for England. Bugger off, let’s close the border and ban right of passage. You want to go to Calais Jimmy, then think about the long way round. Oh, as you’re not in the EU as a country you will need a visa to visit and/or work here.
The inglish are running scared hahahahahahaha
Billy not into Scottish politics then?
Or spelling
English Sharia Law does not apply in Scotland.
It only applies in England and Afghanistan.
We are trying very hard to have it re-introduced in Libya right now though.
Not getting there either.
Just heard on Sky News that The Sun is to challenge the injunction this afternoon. That’s the end of that then.
Excellent news. The idiots in wigs need a dose of reality. And a hefty kick up the arse for making law up as they go along, not only in issuing warrantless injunctions but also “interpreting” law in the favour of terrorists, asylum seekers and the bed wetting minorities.
Much more of this nonsense and the law will no longer be respected.
I respect the law, especially Masonic Judges.
Not just the judiciary that are bonkers. Ryan Giggs must be a half-wit of the first order if he thought he could win this. He should engage a different law firm to sue the shysters that put him up to it in the first place.
I’ll represent Mr Giggs for a reasonable sum, say £100,000 down and £10,000 per hour. He can contact me at Messrs. Shyster, Flywheel & Shyster.
Infidel, I hope he doesn’t take your advice. There are enough people around with more money than sense to keep the shyster lawyers financially happy.Just leave him to ponder on the consequences of his current financial outlay.
Serves as a good object lesson to others.
The Sun, and that whining Welsh bint, stand to make a bloody fortune out of this. It would have been yet another boring kiss and tell story that nobody would bat an eyelid at, but now the entire planet is waiting for the juicy details with bated breath.
The longer this drags on the more pubicity and interest it will create.
Pubicity? I thought another area was involved.
*chortle*
I will give the gentleman involved the benefit of my advice for free….if I were you I would telephone or your publicist could telephone “The Sun” this afternoon,now, and negotiate an exclusive confession larded with regrets,sobs,picture of wifey and “the lads” and manager(standing by me)and how you acted in the interests of your family throughout this terrible nightmare….and then keep your head down over the summer and whatever you do do not be tempted by the ladies again(well at least not until the wife has forgiven you after that extremely expensive present you are going to buy her)
A nice Bentley Mulsanne will do for starters…
…and a nice mansion
…or a lucrative divorce
not bothered really…
Yes
Students of the law are of course taught that the Scottish and English legal systems are totally separate…perhaps whoever was responsible for this seeming oversight may have been in the uni bar when that module was taught ?
I’d ask for a refund if I were a client.
Should have employed them on a no win no fee basis
Possibly just an ignorant arrogant English twit who cannot distinguish between Britain and England.
“Welcome to Shillings
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Shillings website.
““inglish” attempt ” ?????
This is what happens when you hace cack handed devolution, It like the US extradintion treaty (one sided).
As to the lawyers if i was the welsh leftie i would demand a full refund and then sue them for incompatance, if Lawyers cant get the law right then we are well and truley fucked!
I’ve got news for you. We are well and trult fucked.
Wasn’t that Imogen?
Read it only in The Sun !
A erratum post more irony-filled than Brunel’s memoirs, including such gems as:
“hace”, “It like”, “extradintion”, “incompatance” “cant”, and “truley”.
Spectacular stuff, Billy! You do have a good point, however.
compansation and porberly are my favourites.
sorry, incorrect spelling of an incorrect spelling there; it should of course have been proberly, as anybody knows.
What is the English word for misspelling an already misspelled word? There must be one.
A Bowden?
Sorry. That lacks the essence of the derivative.
Got me stumped then.
Schrödinger’s cat is the greatest umpire ever ! (?)
A missus-spelt ??
Any judge stupid enough to believe he can injunct the world deserves contempt.
Individual obtains landmark “contra mundum” privacy injunction.
http://www.carter-ruck.com/Media%20Law/
You can go f@*k off Judge Eady. Your court has no jurisdiction in Scotchland.
He would say it much more succinctly.
A Rolls Royce Service!!!…..expensive and needs another after a few miles
Saw Alex Salmond on televisual device wanting independence, OK if that is what he wants so be it, all the jocks living in England best start packing
Heard something on Radio 4 last week to the effect that support for Scotch independence was somewhat higher south of the border than in Scotland itself.
It’s time the English were given a referendum then!
Independence for England!
is it independence from Europe to which you refer?
Both!
Heh, heh…
Can you imagine the look on the celt’s faces if ingerlund declared UDI on the lot of ‘em?
Splendid!
Please!!!!!!
Propaganda. The ComRes poll from last week had English support lower than Scottish support. Not one news outlet seemingly mentioned.
If you lot keep it up we won’t need a referendum. We will have declared UDI and then where will you be, as for the Scots living in England, we have as many English living here, we could do a swap but I bet those English people living here will be only too happy to stay.
Why? Irish people from first world Ireland were still British until 1949 anyone born there before that date was eligible for National Service.
No problem, as a Jock living in England, more than happy to comply and then watch your little country crumble into dust
The English have no identity the sad bastards that they are !
The Scots will do anything for their country, . . . except live in it.
The problem with Scotland is that it is full of Scottish people.
We like it like that, certainly do not want the likes of you. Just as well you died and left your gay son the throne, bet he wasn’t your son. Haahaa haa haa.
One smug git railroads another bunch of smug gits. Nice one.
“Alex Salmond certainly looked and sounded smug this morning.”
Taking of smug gits, the uber-smug Huhne and Salmond visages are interchangeable (add in Manglebum), all have me mentally picking up a baseball bat whenever I see their slimy gurning mushes on TeeVee…
That flag of needs ironing.
Thats an indication of about how much i give a shit. About footballers or scottish law.
FYI, the Herald and the Sunday Herald are seen to be quite sympathetic to Labour (e.g. the whole Purcell incident in Glasgow last year when the Herald failed to report huge swathes of what was going on…). They are certainly not SNP papers. If you want to know what motivated the Sunday Herald decision to name and shame, a look at the most recent readership figures might make things clear.
Aye the Purcell affair – very nicely ignored by the Herald and the rest of the Scottish MSM.
Never heard of the “Purcell affair”. What’s that all about then?
Labour council leader stood down suddenly last year suffering from “exhaustion” and it later turned out to be drink and drugs related.
Did he get a nice fat payout at the taxpayers expense for being unable to control himself?
Not just any old Labour council leader but the Fifeshire financial dimwit’s hand groom leader of Glasgow council.
Who also “came out” as well as being chemically induced whilst in his actual offices.
Along with a mysterious suicide on the Town Hall steps almost.
Who also went on a walkabout in the Australian desert after fleeing office.
Na, just an ordinary north of the border council tale.
He developed a taste for a white powder and I’m not reffering to Sweet&Lo!
have a read at this for starters, gives a flavour of the purcell affair, warning though it tastes foul !
http://joanmcalpine.typepad.com/joan_mcalpine/2010/04/purcell-and-the-drug-barons-what-the-labour-press-officer-knew.html
Exactly and it should not be forgotten that Purcell and his legal cronies obtained a gagging order preventing the Press from properly investigating the circumstances surrounding his fall from grace.
The Press to my knowledge haven’t challenged this order as it suited them to brush this under the carpet .
Perhaps a number of influencial press and media folk were part of Purcells little Friday club.
There are good grounds for such a challenge as what occurred is most definitely in the public interest.
Seems corruption runs deep in Glasgow.
Utter Bullshit.
You have the highest crime rate, highest heroin addiction rate and highest rate of dole scroungers in Europe and yet you supposedly subsidise the rest of the UK on oil revenue that ran out in the mid 90′s?
Yeah good one pal…
Most English Cities are Utter shit holes mate who are you trying to kid.
I was in Bradford about a month ago
now THAT is a shithole
Sorry to hear that. Hope you are now fully recovered.
Stoke ! For Christ Sakes what a dump.
- “highest rate of dole scroungers in Europe”
According to the ONS, unemployment in Scotland is now 7.7 per cent – lower than England.
Scottish unemployment is now lower than six of the nine English regions.
It is 9.1 per cent in London and a staggering 10.4 per cent in the English North East.
Only five of the 27 EU member states have a higher employment rate than Scotland.
(NNS, 23 May 2011)
Public sector non-jobs don’t count.
and percentages are meaningless. Can you quote the actual number of unemployed folk for both countries?
They don’t count in ingland either so that cancels out. face it mate Ingland is a proper shit hole.
Er, how many of those in work are in the private sector?
That’s because the east europeans generally tend to avoid Scotland.
Sorry your wrong, we have a large Polish contingent, both new and those who remained after WW2. We are a bit friendlier though I have noticed a bit of English xenophobia crossing the Border, nasty, very nasty.
These inglish twats speak shite with such assured confidence. Knobs.
Fuck off!
Gladly, interesting to see how you would get on without us.
Aw diddums have we hurt your feeling
Gladly, interesting to see how you would get on without us.
Oh, we’ll learn to cope somehow….very quickly.
Missing you already!
Er, Schilling for your thoughts, Ryan, old boy?
I want my money back.
Fair play to him the 4×2′s who control the English judicial system fell asleep at the wheel and got outplayed on a technicality they didn’t factor in, their will be lots of ‘oh veys’ being shouted as the Super Injunction cash cow starts to come to an end and the fact the rest of the world are laughing at them and this whole embarrassing controverted spectacle they have brought about.
P.s. I have nothing against the sons and daughters of Abraham, I just like to criticise and highlight the flaws in their monopolies over systems.
Me too, and look where it got me.
Are you absolutely sure that Eady and Tugendhat are J*wish? Peter Carter-Ruck? Keith Schilling?
There is no truth whatsoever that Alex Salmond is having an affair with Edwina Curry. The Firm will therefore not be issuing a super injunction on this matter.
Bannockchops is having an affair with himself, has done since he fell in love with himself as a child.
Why give up on a good thing? As long as little Britain wants the holy land of Scotland in the blessed Union then Fat Ec will continue to take the cash. Independence my arse. And the Herald is anything but SNP Guido – getting a bit sloppy these days.
“the Herald is anything but SNP Guido – getting a bit sloppy these days.”
Yeah but it fits in with his “maintain the status quo” ethos, for all that he rails against it.
Why would anyone, if given the chance, NOT want to get away from the festering pit of crap that is Westminster, with it’s inbreeding and nepotism and wastefulness?
right on the money. majority of problems and skulduggery in Uk trace back to Westminster, and those thievng morons just love the England/Scotland argument … love anything that takes attention away from their neverending misdeeds.
Well said, and they have plenty useful idiots on here doing exactly that.
Labour are we, just you go on believing that crap.
A lot of people come on here and moan about the rubbishy Government (Guido does it for a living, FFS)
So why should we condemn the Scots if they take the chance to ditch the Westminster Wastrels? Surely we’d all do it, given the chance.
The English moaning because the Scots are getting the chance strikes me as utter stupidity. We shouldn’t get angry with the Scots, we should get angry with Westminster. But what do we do? Nothing, or at best whinge about it where no one takes any notice (i.e., internet message boards).
+1 agreed whole heartedly. Lets set up a new Parliament for the English in Leicester.
Today “program”???
Well spotted, too many years in America methinks.
Is it finally dawning on the Jocks that after nigh on 100 years of Labour that they still live in one of Europe’s worst shitholes?
Nah..
Aye but look how those Labour councillors and politicians have prospered in those hundred years!
Labours job is to manipulate the situation so that there are always uneducated poor people, who live on shitty estates in shitty cities and have no chance of escape. Without that, their captive ‘heartlands’ would disapear.
If poor labour voters had more that the occasional brain cell they would realise that they stay poor because that’s the way labour wants and needs them.
Is it 12?
I’m starting to feel sorry for Giggsy. This isn’t about his privacy. Its about a tart and her agent who want to line their pockets at his expense. We already know that she has sex with married men in the hope of making money but what else haven’t we been told about her sordid sex life.
It takes two to Tango. No one forced Giggs to take up with her.
Sure they both had sex and no-one was forcing either of them but only one is now trying to make money out of it. I don’t think she warned him that he was embarking on a commercial transaction and that she intended to involve third parties.
What other possible reason could there have been for her to fuck to a footballer?
Surely not even a thick as pig shit footballer could believe he is personally attractive to a decent looking quite intelligent bird like her.
I would question “decent looking” and “intelligent” but whatever turns you on.
Why did she fuck him? Because he’s got a unique footballing talent and skills that have earned him a lot of money in the last 20+ years. She has no talent and no skills but thanks to her lack of morals and the presence of the pimp who takes a percentage of her earnings she anticipates making a fortune from lying on her back.
Well, if even you can see that then so he should have done. He has nothing to complain of and nothing to blame other than his own dick.
And about that graph that shows the interest in the Twitter rumours, isn’t it odd the way it exactly mirrors the arrest, imprisonment and indictment of Strauss-Kahn. A conspiracy theorist might almost wonder if, as usual, the media have been thrown a lolly to distract their attention. “Go and bully that footballer who’s committed consensual sex with a tart and leave this alleged sadistic rapist alone”.
Oh, Eck.
You would.
fuck it , nuke Scotland , Its only filled up with pissed up drug addicats that rely on taxpayers handouts.
Piss off and learn how to spell or desist pretending you can’t for ‘comedic’ or sympathy purposes.
I am ready with my van and tool box to go and start re-building Hadrian’s Wall – just waiting for the wee man to give the word. What about the Scots down here already do we ask them to apply for Scottish passports and then apply to enter the country. If Scotland is so good why are there so many of them down here.
As a jock living in England who employs a few hundred on my payroll I can say without fear of contradiction……fuck off
Take the piss if you like. But a new member of the EU would have to accept Schengen, and so what you describe would have to happen.
(in theory, but as English people must learn, EU rules are not to be taken seriously.)
There are very many decent Scots but they tend to stay in the background. The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity.
We soon have regime change. Then all the foreigners go home. Or stay, dead.
Most of Scotland is perfectly decent, and so are most Scots people. Like every other nation, they have a small proportion of nutters and n’er-do-wells, but they should not be regarded as typical.
+1
Could we give Glasgow and Liverpool to the Micks as a job lot?
Four well known scots come to mind:
James Clerk Maxwell
John Logie Baird
James Watt
Adam Smith
yeah…and The Krankies
Logie Baird was a bit of a chancer. Wherever would we be without mechanical television and pneumatic socks?
Dennis Nilsen,
Jimmy Boyle,
Burke and Hare
Fred West
Peter Sutcliffe
Harold Shipman
Michael Ryan
What’s your point you fucking knob ?
Mostly that dirty porridge gobblers are aggressive morons.
Men in skirts, I ask you?
Once you get away from the historically labour controlled central bit, the people are cracking and so is the countryside and way of life.
The labour induced dependancy culture and the seemingly dodgy politics will take time to eradicate.
fat ec , as he was so charmingly refered to, does have a face only a mother could love !
I feel that we, the British are being
completely mugged by fatty smug Salmond
and all his nationalist pals keen to empower
themselves at the expense of the majority.
All started by Blair the destroyer of course and
somehow allows free rein for the fishy one to say and
do anything without being challenged.
It doesn’t help that both leaders of the Tories and
Labour in Scotland are stratosperically inept but to simply
allow the slow gradual diminution of the greatest
country in the world without a fight is traitorous.
one significant factor in Salmond’s popularity is that he is not Labour , Connservative or Lib Dem, and yes we are being completely mugged, but not by Salmond.
We have all the nukes up here you stupid English twat !!!
Where do you think the fallout will go after you have nuked Scotland? Do you think your American Masters will be pleased?
Is “inglish” some sort of a joke or are you just really thick?
Bite ! Hahahaha
Blimey, so it was Richard Gere who was shagging Imogen then.
I’d always been led to believe it was ████ █████.
Beware the mighty Ring of Gere
The jocks know nothing about football. They do not have a single player of English Premiership standard. Up there, footie is just an excuse for singing the Famine Song or the horrible maudlin Fields of Athenry and nutting other drunks.
Kenny Dalglish and David Moyes know nothing about football
or Alex Ferguson
Q E D
mmmm.
I can still remember watching English players in the English Premier Division.
I could pronounce their names.
I could listen to them without an interpreter.
Now what was that about English players?
Carragher and Gerrard are English but I for one still need an interpreter whenever they give an interview.
Name me a successfull inglish Manager ? When was the last time An inglish manager won the premiership ?
This seasons silverwear
Premiership Man U – Alex Ferguson Scottish
Carling Cup Birminghamd- Alex mcLeish Scottish
FA Cup Man City -Mancini Italian
Where are the inglish bwaaaaaaaaa
Yeah. Look at that Alex Ferguson one.
More Scottish managers than inglish in the Premiership!
Come on Guido, you are effectively accusing Salmond of state control of the press! Salmond’s good, but not that good.
And plus the Scots are shit at cricket!
Some of them are quite good at curling, though, and some at caber-tossing.
Fair play, but they not exactly mainstream sports tho….
Tennis!
And economics. See Darien for more details.
And politics. See Scottish Labour for more details.
And Government. See Alex Salmond for more details.
And creating wealth. See Darien, and Barnett Formula for more details.
And getting up in the morning. See Buckfast for more details.
And generally being feckless and incompetent. See Gordon Brown for details.
Alex Salmond, unlike the Westminster Chancellor actually has a degree in economics, actually had a job in the oil industry so I rather think that when he pointed out this morning the alternatives that wee Ozzie has to actually increase the amount of money he would or could earn he might, just might have listened. Now I am not so kind, you lot have had your wallop, I would have sent you home to think again.
Alex Salmond MA Economics and History. Another sponger that couldn’t get a proper job and stayed on in state-funded education until an opportunity as a spreadsheet-fudger arose in the Government Economic Service.
It has to be said that Salmond’s seven years as an economist in the private sector after two in the Civil Service has given him much more real world experience than most of the clowns in Westminster.
Worked for the Royal Bank of Scotland before it became English controlled. Now that Idiot Brown (no Relation) he was an unemployable tosser, but you voted for Tony Blair and got Brownie, hahahahahaha.
But our football managers are nae bad ye ken.
A guy who called an opponent a black bastard and the British sports press had no problem with this was also an Scottish international cricketer
And tennis
They’re also crap at banking.
Funnily enough the Canadian System is based on the Scottish one, guess what, no problem with their banking, American Banking followed the English system and it is in the same trouble as ‘British’ banking. Worse thing ever happened was letting the banks go down to England, they were supposed to be in control, could not look after a glove puppet.
It was that inglish c unt Mandleson who fucked up on the Lloyds take over
Does anyone know why “Des O’Conner”is trending on Yahoo Uk? He’s at number four at the moment.Whatever the reason,can’t really see him making the top three.
TRENDING NOW:
http://uk.yahoo.com/?p=us
Think he was on the Piers Moran show…
Don’t tell me Giggsy’s been shagging Des!
I don’t believe a word of it
You can now cover anything up and for any reason, however pathetic, if you have the money. Pitchforks at the ready for the dumb-c’unt judges who live in a parallel universe.
From the Telegraph.
A Premier League footballer was granted a privacy injunction after telling a judge he feared being “booed and subjected to cruel chants” during games if details of an extra-marital affair were published.
In a witness statement made to the court, the player said that if the Sun ran the story: “It would have a devastating effect on his marriage, on his wife and particularly their children. He states that it has become common for footballers whose private lives are exposed by the media to be booed during games and be the subject of cruel chants.”
The final paragraph of that article’s a good one. Mr Justice Tugendhat says >>
“There is no stereotype which can be used to categorise claimants in privacy actions, and many of them are women.”
Has he just breached his own injunctions by identifying the existence of injunctions taken out by women ???
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/twitter/8530757/Footballer-granted-injunction-to-avoid-boos-and-cruel-chants-at-Premier-League-games.html
“It would have a devastating effect on his marriage, on his wife and particularly their children. ”
Keep your cock in your Armani’s next time then stupid fuck
From the Schillings site:
“Rod Christie-Miller is the Firm’s Chief Executive and a lawyer specialising in safeguarding the reputations of corporations, brands and public figures, from blue-chip companies and their directors or owners to Hollywood film stars to Premiership football managers.
Rod is an expert in using the law on defamation, privacy and breach of confidence to protect clients facing attacks in newspapers, broadcasts, online or by their competitors.
…
Companies who find their reputations under attack in the media turn to Schillings, he says.”
Can anyone think of a good lawyer Rod can go to himself now to protect the ragged remnants of his reputation?
Common sense and the law are never good bed fellows.
I’ve heard it said that all publicity is good publicity.I doubt if Schillings would agree at the moment.
Their rivals must be crying with laughter.They’ve lost their own reputation as well as their client’s.
Well done the ‘wee numpty Alex’ glorious leader of the Jockinese merely pointing out that the legal system in Jockland differs from that in England.Nae bother tae wee Alex,bring it oan.
Billy. How long does it take you to write something out and then go back and deliberately misspell a few words for effect?
Hey Guido have you been on the Guiness again!!
Alex Salmond was only stating the obvious, that the idiotic lawyers for Ryan Giggs, did what many English Lawyers do and forget that Scotland has a seperate legal system. He wasnt really being smug, he was just stating the bloody obvious
Which I suppose to many an English person is difficult to understand!
He was absolutely right when he stated that the lawyers would be extremely stupid to try anything on. There was a rumour they were thinking of going to the ENGLISH attorney general. Sorry will not work, Scotland doe NOT come under the jurisdiction of the English courts – TOUGH!
‘The Sunday Herald, known for their close links to the party’ REALLY?
thats will be news to many in Scotland, especially the labour loving readership in Glasgow, where the paper is based
They can read?
They need something to wrap their deep-fried mars bars in
Deep fried mars bars are a myth like nessie you thick inglish twat !
No myth.
http://www.englishforum.ch/1157884-post10.html
Another exmaple of Deep Fried Mars Bars.
http://www.carronfishbar.webecomservices.co.uk/
exhibit (b) the haggis supper.
I’ve not had one for decades and the true horror of the thing makes me shudder. And I say that as someone who happily eats kebabs, whilst sober and when its not dark.
And you really believe Scots eat this . It’s usually done for the tourists. You’re a gullible shower no wonder Balls and Milliband run rings round you.
+1
‘Guido can’t help but wonder, was there any communication between the paper and the First Minister’s people before that front page went to print?
Now you really are having a laugh – and I thought you were sensible
So which team does Alix Salmon play for? Looks a bit heavy for football.
He’s a hooker for Holyrood RFC.
@Bowden. Reading your posts is like the Scots are being slagged of by an English retard. Incoherant, poorly informed rants. Superb. Keep it up retard Bowden.
Do you mean incoherent?
So i take you will vote “Yes” when the independence referendum happens?
Schillings. Ha, ha, ha.
Schillings.
Can you get cream for that?
The Herald has close links to the SNP? Really Guido?…
Steven Purcell…… Friday Lunch Club…… ‘Team Glasgow’….
The Herald is a tool of Unionism and Lanarkshire Labour criminality. Not that anyone pays it a blind bit of notice.
Oh we do I stopped buying it years ago.
@Form Tutor. Yes, I do mean incoherent. Typo. Thanks for pointing it out to me.
Well, when you become independent, you can start subsidizing Spain, Portugal, Ireland, Greece, and the whole of Eastern Europe, seeing as you’ll be so rich.
Alex Salmond 1 Alex Ferguson 0
The Herald, like the Hootsmon and the Ebbc are so Unionist that if it had been left to them there certainly would not have been a Scottish National Party in our Parliament.
I have to laugh at the posters on here, you are so …..stupid and arrogant that I for one cannot wait for the Day we DO declare our independence and you discover your BROKE.
Umm, we discovered that some little time ago ! Unfortunately wee Gordy is seen by many as being largely responsible for the fact.
In reality, any animosity you may feel here, really only extends to all those unnecessary Scots labour MPs. Once boundary changes kick in, I’m sure there will be less ill feeling.
Well I am all for a complete emptying of Scots MP’s from Westmonster, never to return on pain of death and I do mean death.
As they are mostly Liebour I wish this too, but I suspect they won’t go, without force, or pain of death!
I’m in the advanced stages of talks concerning starting up a Scottish Taliban . I’ve already rented a compound in Govan, what else do i need ?
An endless supply of bhurkas. Or possibly berk-as.
Ten megalitres of non-alcoholic Buckie, some halal haggis and a hard luck story.
Waste of time, 80 years and we haven’t bombed you yet, I do mean YET.
There is only one way to sort all this out …….FIGHT. (but no cheating with English longbows this time).
They were mostly Welsh, must have a word with the relations.
B I L L Y !! you’ve missed a new thread
Memo to Guido:
What about a site just for celebrities? It would not have any words longer than one syllable. It would be a pay site, obviously, as nothing that is free can be any good, can it? It could give them advice on what do when they get the urge. (If it is Kim Kardashian or Olivia Wilde, I will come over right away and do whatever I can to help myself – if it is Ryan Giggs or Eddie Izzard, well … I’m sure you’ll be able to sort something out.) Advise them about which causes to support, which lawyers to avoid – save them a whole bunch of cash, from which we could take a reasonable cut. What do you think?
I want to be manager of Chelsea. I believe that I can take the club in a new direction.
Send me your CV
No thanks. We’d just up assailed by an endless stream of Chelsea tractor stats.
Presumably the ‘new direction’ could only be down (or further down).
Zero percent increase in goalscoring.
and a zero increase in trophy collection.
Chris Huhne has my total confidence
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/8530242/David-Cameron-Chris-Huhne-has-my-total-confidence.html
“What heart-warming concern from a man who cared so much for his children that he dumped their mother to clamber into bed with a bisexual lady who was in a civil partnership with another lady.”
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/normantebbit/100088982/the-law-should-protect-family-life-but-not-the-men-who-ruin-the-lives-of-their-family/
I find it quite funny considering that most of Europe considers the English to be one big running joke.
We see the English as backward, drunk most of the time, covered in tattoos and that includes your woman, shell suit wearing, semi illiterate morons.
Your newspapers are full of “z” list stories of soap stars and useless gossip.
I find the English running for the high moral ground in this debate laughable…
Dont forget Gordon Brown is Scotch.
Froglet, Gordon Brown is not a whisky you dumb sassenach fuckwit. Gordon Brown is a union flag waving, Thatcher loving moron.
Gordon is more Scotch than Rabbie Burns.
What nonsense, Gordon Brown is British … quite possibly the last of the species … you can keep him and put him on display alongside the English Crown Jewels in the Tower!
He would kill you for saying that, spent all day 5th May driving people to the polling stations, him and his Darling Darling. They obviously told him porkies seeing the result.
Oh he wants so bad to be English (British) second class. He is that!
Geordie Shore and only way is Essex the inglish at their best. Priceless
Their television mainly consists of shows like “police camera action” or similar.
England has one of the highest ratios of violence and assaults in the western hemisphere. Knife attacks are the norm in this country.
The only reason my company is based here is because we bought over a failing English business, when we introduced new working practices the English staff left. They are now scrounging benefits from the system.
Laughable
Fail. you can’t be french. unless of course you’ve just forgotten how dreadful French TV is.
Highlights: a few films.
Middling: imports and recycled formats.
Lowlights: Celebs sitting around laughing at each others jokes, or being filmed laughing whilst watching the equivalent of “animals do the funniest things”.
Alors qu’évidemment on connu que le Français à travers le monde entier soit les gens travailleurs et ne ferme pas le pays chaque jour pour déjeuner depuis 3 heures …… eh ? ?
Why aren’t you on strike? He haw, hehaw hehaw.
Oh, of course – you are on strike, but you’ve knocked off for lunch. Back to burning down a McDonalds in about four hours time, eh?
Oh, if you’re really french:
Do you think Francois hollande really phone up the victim of an attempted rape to make sure she dropped the case?
If not, why isn’t he taking her mother to court right now?
I take it you don’t currently foresee the need for the English to come and rescue from something or other. Good. Germany can help itself next time. Especially to your tart frog women.
Getting a bit over-confident Guido – you make a fair point on this one, but make sure you don’t get your collar felt.
He’ll be OK now that Dave has said he knows that it’s Ryan Giggs. They aren’t going to lock up half the country plus the PM.
That explains it.
I shouted across the road to the missus that I was going to get a
“PIE IN GREGGS”
and two coppers arrested me for breach of super injunction.
Me too – I asked for the healthy option: rye in Greggs and got done as well.
Just completed my Desert Island discs, with Jilted John, Gordon is a moron my top choice.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/features/desert-island-discs/your-desert-island-discs
Just what is the point of Huhne crippling British industry with emissions reductions, when Icelandic volcanoes keep spewing out shit like there’s no tomorrow?
It beggars belief, but as one volcano, in one week last year, put more CO2 into the atmosphere than the entire EU output for five years, you wonder just how long the collective CO2 emmissions lunacy can go on for. The political class and their ‘scientific’ advisors like Lord Brentford Nylon, are utterly unfit for purpose.
What’s this got to do with Scotland and England. Any fool knows the legal systems are separate. The Herald have a top-notch criminal law QC advising them. Even so, their arch-rival, the Scotsman, is claiming they could face gaol. How, I would ask why. For independence, it’s a matter of time and Salmond knows this. Wind and wave energy from the Crown Estate shore and offshore sea bed is the new North Sea Oil. The cities of Edinburgh and Glasgow perform woefully in global terms, and need to raise their game economically (especially productivity) to sustain an independent Scotland (which would still be under the British Crown, dating back to James VI and I). Looking at the Barnett formula is a waste of time, as there would be massive subsidy of northern England from London and the South East, even if Scotland was separate, as it is the natural flow of revenue from a global city to the less productive regions. Given devolution and the European Union, Scottish independence is inevitable, and will change surprisingly little (no separate currency, border controls or other rubbish people spout).
Until we vote on getting rid of the Monarchy. At present we intend keeping her, but that will change.
POLICE are trying to trace the owner of a toy life-size tiger which sparked a major operation involving armed officers and a force helicopter.
Today they are searching for The Loch Ness Monster
They will shoot on sight
There is one at Drumnadrochit , it is made of plaster though.
This Moneygall presidential visit is a laff. “Over a thousand litres of paint have been used” apparently. Still looks like a shit hole.
What’s the betting the chavs won’t know how to behave in the presence of a statesman and will embarrass themselves?
Free England.
With every thousand litres of paint. One per customer only.
The Oirish are getting quite excited over Paddy Obama’s visit. Never ceases to amaze me that peeps are allowed to stand close to him taking photos. wouldn’t take much to convert one into a gun.
You been watching In the Line of Fire again?
If all the xenophobic twats in Engurland where laid end to end,
No one would be in the least surprised.
Guido obviously doesn’t know Scotland very well! If the links between the Sunday Herald and SNP are so “strong” why: did they recommend no party in the last Scottish election, but suggested how people should vote in the pointless Alternative Vote referendum?
Just like all those idiots above who believe that Scotland is subsidised by England, when the reverse is clearly the case, as has been proven by every independent report by financial experts commissioned outside of London (in the U.S., Japan, Germany etc …).
As for this nonsense about the oil somehow “being British” international law is very clear as to to what distance out territorial waters and any valuable mineral deposits belong to the country with the closest shoreline … Scotland will receive somewhere between 90 and 95% of all oil in the current “British sector” of the North Sea, and somewhere between 50 to 60% of the natural gas (it stretches far further down the coast toward Hull), again all this has already been established. Furthermore the Atlantic fields when they are finally opened up, as they inevitably will be, will be split between Scotland, the Irish Republic, and a tiny fraction by Northern Ireland (interesting to see what its constitutional status will be by then, my money is on EU protectorate like Kosovo until recently).
I would remind Little Englander posters of these facts, and that their staggering ignorance will not save them when the IMF inevitably comes calling to bail rump UK out when Scotland leaves the Union. You think the current cuts are bad? Just wait until the Govt. of rUK gets its marching orders from the international markets: it will make Greece, Ireland and Portugal look like a cake walk. If I were you and you have family north of the border, I’d keep your options open on joint citizenship … because we’ll still have an NHS up here in 10 or 20 years, unlike yourselves.
You have a point. Nay, several of them. Perhaps a million Hiberno-phile English should move north of the border–that, at least, will improve the IQ level of both countries.
Alex Salmond’s performance on Monday’s Today Programme was the best outcome of the New Labour Project. If Blair could repeat in Palestine what he started north of the Border, I might even be able to forgive him.
When we get our own TV broadcasting channels, the EBC can stuff their television tax up their arses. Do not be fooled there is plenty of oil left in the North Sea. Read the McCrone report you thieving twats. Alex Salmond is head and shoulders above any of the crap in the H.P.,at least he is an economist and can count. Also if it going to be a very hot summer, don’t expect any fresh clean water from Scotland, just carry on drinking the recycled piss that you are used to.
There there Anon, your’e getting all het up. Go and lie down on a nice bed of heather and console youse’ wi’ a gallon o’ the usual Buckie as per usual
believe it or not we’ll get along just fine wihout you
( thats Buckfast Wine from Devon, England by the way)
I rather think we have been exposed, British justice, a playground for the rich and famous, what what.
FECKIN GORDON MCRUIN is the main reason I hate the scotch. Any country that produces a pile of shite like him needs obliterating.
Bloody hell, we’ve been made to look complete arses!
Still, on a brighter note, there are still divisions full of mug punter footballers who might not be able to kick a ball straight but know how to swing their cocks!
How many Schillings does it take to represent a Guinea?
Ingerlish edukashon is difenetly soopeera to the Skots edukashon
The Union’s over, why don’t you go home……………
There’s a train leaving from Edinburgh Waverly at 6pm will get you back down to ingland in jig time.
What a shame you English shite shifters are no as brave behind a football as you are behind your keyboards, what a bunch of bedwetting tossers away and shag your sisters yer mammies are full.
Looking at the standard of the replies from down South I fear a few villages are missing their idiot.
Raping, pillaging and asset stripping is historically what Britannia has always been famous for since history began, now that the borders are closing on Engurland what sort of incestuous place will Engurland be , when the only ones they can fuck over are themselves.
Come on, Guido, surely you know as well as we in Scotland do, that the Herald and Sunday Herald are Labour’s friends, not the SNP’s. Sounds like you’re trying to stir things up again about the land of the free (or soon to be).
that’s not a sensible thing to do – you never know when you’ll need another bolthole.
For Christ sake man have we no got enough fuckwits here
Calm down dears
Is Broon still alive? That Salmon is a hell of a fish you know! I had him on me hook once!
Phukin hell Guido- don’t you know that the Sunday Herald’s owners are Newsquest- registered in England?
but Salmond is right- the so called privacy laws in England are a total disgrace
What ingratitude. Ties to England have helped humanise Scotland’s vicious Roman legal system with a big dollop of common law. Yet still they insist on returning the almost-guilty verdict of “not proven” in criminal cases. Truly, civilisation has to be imposed on the Scots with the ruthlessness of an Edward Longshanks (of course, he had some help from that turncoat Wallace.). Roll on independence I say, when they’ll have to fork out £30 billion a year for their own drying-out clinics. But with their “careful” nature, they’ll have to be pushed out of the union – there’s no way they’ll jump. Then Brussels can bail them out – England will be free of the EU by then, too. Screw them all.
Don’t fight children, us Scots all know that Soapy Salmond’s SNP success was a protest vote (against everyone else, as usual).
For God’s sake don’t give him any more taxation powers or we will be cheaper living in Switzerland.