May 22nd, 2011

Another Sunday Savaging For Huhne
Calamity Chris Changes Story

The Sunday Times claim that Huhne is willing to accept he may have been behind the wheel when that speeding offence took place. Which is odd, given that last week he said that the allegations were “simply incorrect” and “untrue”. Huhne is now backtracking and it looks to Guido like he might be trying to avoid a jail sentence.

He can explain it all, under caution, to Essex Police this week.

The Sunday Telegraph claim Vicky Pryce will tell the police that Huhne forced another female close to him to take points on another occasion. They also speculate that Huhne’s lawyers will put the onus on the police to prove it was Huhne driving. That shouldn’t be too hard given Pryce’s alibi and unfortunately, for Chris, Ryanair claim they are willing to cooperate with the investigation by handing over the passenger lists from that fateful night in March 2003.

The Mail on Sunday have some shocking news. Vicky Pryce’s licence is clean, bar three expired points for a speeding offence. On March 12, 2003.


After three weeks this scandal has got deeper rather than gone away. The Secretary of State has been distracted with this fight for his political life and unable to properly fulfil his job. He’s now fatally changed his story.

How long before he realises the game is up…


380 Comments

  1. 1
    Snag says:

    Distracted from doing his job? With that sodding non-job he or his successor should be encouraged to do nothing till the next election.

    • 10
      Ed But Look Balls says:

      Just like McDoom, distracted from doing his job for his constituents and McDoom cannot even drive!

      • 103
        Anonymous says:

        George Osborne’s family wallpaper business is facing an investigation by the Office of Fair Trading over allegations of price-fixing.
        The move follows a complaint that Osborne & Little unlawfully blocked discounts on its luxury wallpapers and fabrics after accusing a company of selling its products on a ‘cash and carry’ basis.
        The case will embarrass Chancellor Mr Osborne, who retains a 15 per cent financial stake in the £32 million business via a trust.

        Osborne & Little also faces allegations of attempting to bully the directors of Curtain Up, a soft furnishings company which supplies some of York’s finest family homes and public buildings.

        • 292
          P. Doff says:

          They will be able to paper over the cracks!

          • David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

            Huhne is guilty irrespective how he coerced his wife to take the points for him. He is allegedly meant to be an example to the public, politicians now a days are exactly the opposite- thieves, liars and criminals. Lie Dems want power more than honour their core values, principles or values.

            Laws gave his boyfriend £99,000 for a deposit for a house and then paid rent above market value (mortgage payments) so his boyfriend could own his house paid for by the tax payer. Laws claims, several times, he did not personally intend to profit from his acts. Possibly true, but he definitely intended for his boyfriend to do so at the expenses of the tax payer. Laws should be investigated and jailed and his boyfriend investigated for aiding and abetting his offence.

            McClegg should resign for not displaying any leadership and for condoning Laws and Huhne in their criminal acts. Ashdown should step aside from public life for his support of Laws as well. They simply do not possess the qualities the public rightly deserve from politicians. Root and branch change please including right to recall- McClegg should be delivering on this by now- after all it is his job.

          • UPDATE says:

            Huhne’s now saying in addition to maybe driving the car he was “perhaps” fondling an underage turkey while at the wheel, “possibly” distributing neo-Nazi literature via an open window, “likely” to have been sorted for E’s and Whizz and admitted it was “feasible” he had broken the world record for the amount of mistresses crammed in a boot.

        • 300
          Maximus says:

          Absolutely dreadful. If someone wants to sell Prada or Givenchy at cash and carry prices they should be flogging it out of China not York. Just think of the cuts to wages the workers must suffer when margins are cut to the bone.

      • 148
        Grammar School Boy says:

        He’s not much effin use with numbers either!!

        • 182
          Moi says:

          Where is the smoking gun here…. ?

          His wife puts her name on the form and takes his points… so who broke the law….. his wife !!!!!!!

          Why should he resign for something he has not done… ?

          Guido – you tilting at windmills here….

          who commited the offense… seems his wife ? She claims he pressurised her…. oh booo hooo – ????

          • Lawyers are vermin says:

            Your sounding desperate mate.

          • MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

            What George Osborne has been at it as well !

          • Justice Fingers says:

            I’m not completely au fait with the law in this area but…

            isn’t it the case that if the owner of the vehicle cannot say who was driving at the time of an offence that they are automatically considered to be the guilty party?

          • Essexplod says:

            Moi
            Please engage brain.
            Car registered in Huhne’s name.
            Enquiry from Essex ticket Office-directed to Huhne by mail.
            Huhne knows it will cost him his licence (he already had 9 points for his appalling driving).
            Huhne (without Vicky’s initial knowledge) puts her down as driver.
            Penalty notice comes through, Huhne sends of penalty in her name with her licence.
            She discovers later and keeps quiet through domestic pressure. Only other variant is that she knew when fine was to be paid but disclosing then would have landed her husband in prison. Pressure aginst her better judgement to keep quiet.

            That is the probable scenario.

          • Iloathlefties says:

            Both are committing an offence known as “perverting the course of justice”. She can mitigate with coersion. Its a crime. Full stop.

          • moi says:

            innocent until ‘proved’ guilty is the measure.

            not aware it ever changed to ‘probably’……

            remember guido been hounding huhne for days — but if after 11 days all we have is ‘probable’ scenario its a bit weak….

          • moi says:

            what if we find that ‘she’ signed the form… how does she prove it was coercion…. ?

            happy to see scum MP nailed – but they have to be nailed right and proper.

            you can always spin spin spin… a snake may just get off.

          • Anonymous says:

            I can only imagine you have never had to respond to a speeding notice. The registered owner of the car has to declare who was driving. It is not credible that Chris Huhne would forget making such a declaration and I imagine the police have already checked airport parking records in order to establish the location of his car on day the offence was committed. It is very likely that he even made an expense claim for the parking fee. Not so much a smoking gun as a salvo of obfuscation.

    • 78
      He's Guilty says:

      SP30, Exceeding statutory speed limit on a public road.

      I reckon this is where talk of speeding in a 30 limit came from. Motorway roadworks tend to be 50mph limit. Huhne most probably got done by the Southbound 3 lane to 2 lane 50 limit GATSO camera at Loughton.

      • 104
        Anonymous says:

        In a filthy squat two miles from the entrance to the Channel Tunnel, Mohammed Yosif and his friends are hoping for a new life in Britain.
        The 21-year-old is one of at least 40,000 to have fled to Europe as a result of the Arab Spring that has seen political unrest sweep north Africa.
        Many are migrant workers from sub-Saharan Africa who now believe their lives are at risk, especially in Libya where the regime used black mercenaries to attack rebel forces.
        A growing number have now arrived in France and are sleeping rough near ports in a bid to sneak into the UK or at the Gare du Nord Eurostar station in Paris.
        “It is very difficult to get on the train, but I dream of England,” said Mohammed, who arrived in Calais on Tuesday after fleeing the war in Libya, where he was a migrant worker from Chad.

        • 115
          Dave's Legacy says:

          And because Dave is bombing the shit out of Libya and is the cause of all this, then he can’t tell Mohammed Yosif and his friends to fuck off.

          When will the west finally wise up to the fasct that Muslim states need to be run by dictators, it can’t be any other way.

        • 118
          Dick the Prick says:

          Well, he could come and live near me. Sure, no probs, the hospital’s just up the road and the benefits office affords a lovely stroll through a nice park.

        • 327
          Jabba the Cat says:

          Why doesn’t Mohammed Yosif and the rest of the islamic rag heads fuck off back to Chad where they belong?

          • Iloathlefties says:

            Agreed. We do not want them. Full stop.

          • Common sense voter says:

            You’re tolerant and warm hearted human beings.

          • Robert Mugabe says:

            I agree. I’ve been trying to get those white farmers to fuck off back to Britain for years now.

            Solidarity with my Lib Dem brothers.

            By Any Means Necessary

      • 169
        Traffic Expert says:

        No that would be SP50 (speeding on a motorway), that its SP30 shows the car wasn’t on a motorway.

      • 267
        SP30 says:

        What is the offence?

        Driving on a public road (non-motorway) exceeding the speed limit.

        http://www.thepolicyshop.co.uk/sp30

      • 280
        Huhne trail says:

        Hows about this one?

        Nearest Town/village: Stansted
        Road Name: A120
        Direction of Camera: Westbound
        Speed Limit: 40mph
        Speed Camera Details: Speed camera sited near Stansted on the A120 (westbound).
        http://www.speedcamerasuk.com/database/eee/eee086.htm

      • 349
        Anonymous says:

        Is it as unlawfull as employing an illeagal immigrant without the correct documents like Baroness Scotland did ( alledgedly)

        • 370
          Alan Rubbishbringer says:

          Silly billy. Baroness reveals that she is a woman and the law does not apply to her just as it does not apply to Harriet “Speedster” Harman.

    • 86
      Ukip when you want to says:

      Guido, Can’t find that Court Code. Its either Hampshire or Avon. Are you sure you’ve not been set up?

    • 90
      Sky Perverting the course of Justice says:

      Olly Mann The Sky News paper reviewer just said that this was mundane and he would take his girlfriend’s points if she asked him

      • 241
        Anonymous says:

        Which crook said that?

      • 273

        I agree that in the real world it is mundane, however as he is part of the political class that spend their waking hours busting the buns of Joe Public in a ceaseless endeavour to part said Joe from his cash and freedom of action by upping the ante on trivia like this it is only right he should get a bit of a taste the rectal probe (if and) when he “transgresses”.

      • 308
        Maximus says:

        He meant her chesticles

    • 119
      Alzheimer says:

      Seems to me the Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change is going to have to resign due to ill health. In a space of less than a week his memory has deteriorated from perfect recall to No recall.

    • 192
      Socialism has murdered 150 million human beings pride says:

      The man is a green scumbag–we don’t just need to be rid of him–we need to be rid of his eco-freak legacy–200 billion to build windmills that will have us shivering in the dark.

      That scum Cameron supports Huhne’s eco-madness. We need to rid of them both.

      • 216
        I Remember You Hoo says:

        The whole ‘clean energy’ scam is a massive transfer of wealth from ordinary citizens, to massive corporations and their banker allies, it has nothing to do with the environment at all.

  2. 2
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Dead Hunt walking1

  3. 3
    Elliott Morley says:

    My ass is sore !

    • 21
      Ivor Biggun says:

      What’s new? You always were a pain in the arse Morley. At least now taxpayers know they’re providing you with expensively subsidised lodgings!

      P.S. What’s it like in prison? Buggered if I know…

  4. 4
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Why didnt he just “Man up” and admit he done wrong? Or is he (like all other politicons) consumed by the thirst for power and being above the law?

  5. 5
  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    His job? Fucking the economy with his global warming bollocks. The sooner he is in gaol the better for all of us.

    • 24
      Steam Iron says:

      +50. Seconded. More nuclear power stations now please.

      You can stick your windmill up your ass.

      • 64
        Cassandra King says:

        More massive Drax coal fires power stations please? from their chimneys thy shower wonderful plant food over a wide area making the earth greener with every watt produced.

        GO GREEN BUILD DRAX!

    • 96
      Vote DUR to DEMOCRACY says:

      Durp the ground may be radioactive for 50,000 years.

      Durp the uranium may cost millions underwritten by military needs.

      Durp a pole shift, global tsunami could make Fukushima, a simple test run…

      BUT GODDAMMIT. I LIKE MY 100 WATT OLD SKOOL LIGHTBULBS. WHAT’S ON TELLY?

      DURP.

      • 99
        My heart bleeds says:

        So what?

      • 138
        Dur is a twat says:

        Come back when you passed your GCSE dual science, you thick fuck.

      • 158
        I Remember You Hoo says:

        Do the ‘greens’ ( luddites ) operate on anything other than scare stories, misery and fear mongering level?
        I have not seen anything that any so called ‘authority’ regarding CAGW has produced, that is not stuffed to the brim with weasel predictions written in half truths to outright lies, of incoming disaster.
        Not ONE prediction produced by the climate lobby and it’s banker chums has come to fruition and I seriously doubt if any will.
        CAGW is a fraud, pure and simple, an attempt to transfer wealth away from individuals to massive corporations and banks.
        Now go back to playing with the children, the grown ups have seen through your shabby deceit.

        • 244
          Smig says:

          They’re only green on the outside. Its a green skin to cover their deliberate control-freakery and totalitarianism.
          They are watermelons. Green on the outside, red on the inside. They use surprise and fear in order to control the proles. To control the only thing of any worth. Tax revenues brought about by the sweat, blood and tears of the poor and the (deliberately kept) useful idiots.

          • Richard Wittlejon makes my winky go sploot sploot sploot! says:

            keep eating that strontium90 keripples!

            you bought it. hook, line and ball gag sphinter.

            when your kids all get bone cancer you can blame your misdirected attention – brought to you courtesy of the climate change party. Otherwise known as the LibLabCon.

            You’re so fucking mongtarded some fag going on about nuclear reactor meltdowns is barraged by two pavlovs dogs bashing on about global warming.

            Couldn’t make it up! Useful idiots? Welp… only for life hating elites. As for me, I recommend, you both go do one. ASAP.

        • 318
          That's News says:

          Yes. Greens also operate on hypocrisy.

  7. 7
    Doc Trough says:

    He has been reading ‘My Glorious Endless Resignation’ by Gordon Brown.

  8. 8
    Lord Carrington's Binoculars says:

    Usual story. The more somebody advertises his own virtue, the more likely he is to be up to no good.

    Ask Ken ‘kick in the stomach’ Livingstone.

  9. 9
    Common sense voter says:

    I MAY have been driving? MAY have been? What the feck is that?

    Just when I was starting to feel sympathy for Huhne, or wondered if he actually might be innocent.

    Do you think the character Yellow Bastard in the film Sin City was a Lib Dem?

    • 26
      Steam Iron says:

      … or DSK?

    • 235
      Reality approaches says:

      So, how did he get to Stanstead for the flight out to Brussels and when was that flight?

      Was Vicky Pryce available then to drive him to the airport or otherwise occupied?

      Pity we cannot see MEPs expense claims.

  10. 11
    The Paragnostic says:

    Just seen your Twitter trend from yesterday redone on Sky News, Guido – it seems the Guidoisation of the media is proceeding apace…

    • 38

      Another useless can’t be trusted no backup Hunt.

      Where is your support for Guido vis a vis the Schillings threats? Wanker.

      • 42
        The Paragnostic says:

        Guido needs no support, wanker – he’s covered on this by being based outside the UK.

        You need to give Piers Morgan your support, if you can bring yourself to do it – he’s been reported to the Attorney General for contempt of court after tweeting about Giggs.

        I know it’s unpleasant to think of supporting Morgan (I feel contaminated just for suggesting it), but if you really support free speech as much as you claim, then you owe it to yourself to do so.

        • 52

          LMAO!!!

          “he’s covered by this by being outside the UK”

          what a fucking DOZY THICK DELUSIONAL IDIOTOC Hunt

          the WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF THIS BY SCILLINGS IS TO SET A WOLDWIDE

          PRECEDENT!!!!!

          THE ELITES CONTROLLING SCHILLINGS WANT TO MUZZLE ALL OF US

          THEY ARE GOING AFTER TWITTER IN THE USA

          THEY ARE GOING AFTER THE 1ST FUCKING AMENDEMENT YOU THICK SHOWER OF DIARRHOEA

          and thy will get BACKUP in the USA, sonner or later, a judge will be bought

          what is WRONG with the standard of posters these days?

          this tupid hoon things GF is protected by living in IRELAND???

          jesus

          Ireland are onw of the biggest NWO-infested places in existence, and I am Irish…

          Jesus…

        • 54
          I fucked Sally Bercow in the ass, hard. says:

          Sorry. Can’t find it in me to support Him. He is a greasy Hunt.

          • headbanger says:

            He also lives in America these days so the A-G can go jump in the nearest lake. Tweeting is not an extraditable offence – or at least it wasn’t until the end of the world last night.

          • I Remember You Hoo says:

            Are we all dead yet?

        • 63
          not a machine says:

          I suppose it is piers that is in trouble first , but I suspect if letters get issued on monday then he may trigger spartacus action across media (dont forget some law firms could lose good media clients if it turns nasty)

          • Helpful says:

            What is a Spartacus Action?

          • Another bad piece of expensive legal advice says:

            No doubt “The Spartacanii” are even now getting ready to stand en masse on the steps of the High Court whilst “tweeting”….”I am Spartacus !”.

            David Davis makes a good point in his Daily Mail article….the first of many such I suspect…the UK judiciary are fast making the courts a laughing stock by their attempts to stifle free speech and to muzzle Parliament.Perhaps they ought to re-read history…a civil war was fought over who was paramount in England and Parliament won..the judges are servants of the people not the servants of rich celebrities who have the money and very little sense to try to cover up their sexual peccadilloes and stifle free speech.
            http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1389636/DAVID-DAVIS-It-astonishing-judges-attempt-curb-free-speech-Parliament-It-stand.html

          • That's News says:

            They’ll shout: “I am Spartatweet!”

        • 139

          Guido’s web host is based in America, Twitter is based in America. What is the problem.?Having a WordPress.com or Blogger hosted blog should be the same as Twittering.

          • That's News says:

            Well, not always. Someone in the UK was operating a porn site using US-based servers and the UK courts prosecuted him on the basis that they could pretend that the servers were based in the UK!

  11. 12
    Mr Angry's livid uncle says:

    With this firm and decisive leadership on Laws and Huhne you are really spoiling us deputy prime minister. (Said in the voice from that ad for those gold foil covered cheap as chips wafery chocolatey things.)

  12. 13
    JS says:

    How can she have points on her licence from 2003? They expire after four years.

    • 15
      You are either in fron of Guido or behind says:

      I think it means she had points put on relating to a offence in 2003

    • 18
      Woodsy42 says:

      But the writing doesn’t evaporate off the paper unless you get a new licence.

      • 32
        JS says:

        If I had some false points on my licence I’d want get rid of them as huhne as possible.

      • 189
        DR says:

        Points don’t count after three years but remain on the licence for four; it costs £20 to get a new licence not showing expired points. Perhaps she decided to keep the licence with points as a bargaining tool …

  13. 14
    Robert Mugabe says:

    He’s innocent. No Lib Dem has ever done anything wrong.

    By Any Means Necessary

  14. 16
    Common sense voter says:

    He no longer denies it. Over to you Dave. His party leader, your deputy, clearly isn’t interested in this.

    • 33
      50 Calibre says:

      Dave will do nothing. If he was going to do anything he should have done it last week. Too late as usual…

  15. 17
    Officer Crabtree says:

    If this fool had any respect; for himself or the HoC then he would resign both his cabinet role and his seat. He has done wrong and been caught. Time to shuffle off to obscurity and enjoy your fabulous wealth…and your butch lover.

    Yet all we see is more lies and cowardly posturing. This man is a disgrace and should be told in no uncertain terms to do something honourable for a change. Nick needs to give him an interview without coffee and tell him to go.

    Won’t happen will it. This arrogant toss-pot cares not what the voters think of him as they were merely a means to gain power. I hope he is charged and the Beak makes an example of him.

    • 48

      Well said that man!

      The beak is BOAZ tho, as is HUOONE, so BAZ it is, that is how he made 7 BOAZ houses and has fucked 7 BOAZ brick shit house replicas.

      IMO.

      HTH

    • 68
      Mystick1 says:

      MPs don’t resign. God only knows why they are still referred to as Honourable. The last Honourable was John Profumo. These days , with a few exceptions , they are just scum.

    • 77
      Gerry Mandering says:

      Maria Hutchings must be waiting in the wings. Dave needs to do nothing as its a slam-dunk win next time around. Which could be later this year, Huhne resignation or not.

      Call an election, Dave

      • 234
        City of Vice says:

        Call an election now? No, not yet. Finish the work on the equalising the number of voters within electoral boundaries first and then call an election. Oh, and sort out the postal voting nonsense too. That way we’ll never see another Labour government. But hurry it up.

        Dave’s foot-dragging on all this relects the reality that he’s as dependent as the Lib Dems on the Coalition arrangement to maintain his seat at the top table. Dave’s frightened of his own party and so accommodates the Lib Dems at every turn regardless of how discredited or disreputable they are.

        • 285
          I Remember You Hoo says:

          Cameron is frightened of his own party because they are begining to realise he is not a Conservative at all. His only saving grace is that he is not overtly Labour, though he continues to be at heart, a socialist.

          • Maximus says:

            His only worthy achievement to date has been to deny Brown the IMF (so far).

            His only other achievement has been becoming a war criminal.

          • Peter Carter-Fuck says:

            He’s not a socialist, he’s a Cameronist. His only belief is that he was born to rule. Floreat Cameronia!

          • Common sense voter says:

            Cameron is not a war criminal. Kudos to Hague and him for Libya.

  16. 19
    MB. says:

    I have no sympathy for him but don’t forget that only a few years it was discovered by FOIA that the Metropolitan Police had received several thousand tickets from speed cameras in one year and in every single case no one could remember who was driving the police vehicle at the time.

    Not just MPs who suffer from temporary amnesia.

  17. 20
    The Huhney Monster says:

    When will Cameron man up and sack Huhne? Oh, who am I kidding? He didn’t even sack Vince Fable.

  18. 22
    The Paragnostic says:

    Not being a Twitterer, does anyone know who the “TV personality and journalist” who is being reported to the AG for tweeting about Giggs is?

    The Mail on Sunday has a very amusingly formatted report with redactions and blacked out faces – I think it’s Piers Morgan, but can’t be sure.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1389561/With-30-000-tweets–judges-jail-lot.html

    Much as I’d like to see Morgan banged up, I kind of hope Grieve sees sense and decides not to bother prosecuting…

    • 28
      Steam Iron says:

      Surely the stoopid premier league footballer is at fault for putting his winkie into some bird who was not his wifey. Repeatedly.

      Or am I missing a point?

      • 36
        The Paragnostic says:

        No – Giggs deserves all the opprobrium he gets.

        But Morgan should have done time for the Viglen shares business back in 2000 – I gather he made about £40K out of it. Good job nothing stuck, eh?

        • 75
          headbanger says:

          ..and an extra 7 years for the fake pics of the naughty soldiers in Iraq

      • 278
        The collective madness of our legal system says:

        You are correct Steam Iron, the consequences on someones family are a direct result of the celebs actions ie their adultery. It is not or at least shud not be the duty of the courts to protect the celeb from the consequences of their own actions. The fact that they do shows how corrupted our legal system is. It has seriously lost it’s way.

      • 330
        ◼◼◼◼ ◼◼◼◼◼ says:

        Super Injunctions are a great tool for us celebrity footballers, entertainers and celebrity celebrities allowing us to keep our private shenanigans secret.

        Some may think the judiciary are corrupting the law for frivolous purposes, allowing a morally corrupt system to benefit financially.

        While this may be true at least no-one’s getting hurt and this is definitely not a smokescreen detracting from any secret and sinister corporate use of SIs.

        The law (I believe) states SIs can only be used to silence stories of the celebrity’s private life and cannot be twisted to cover corrupt business dealings even if such publicity could detrimentally effect the recipient’s personal life.

        I promise…

        So would everyone please just shut up about my private peccadillos and let the judges and lawyers do their jobs! (I am paying by the hour)

    • 43
      The Paragnostic says:

      Fuck off TaT.

      • 49
        Strewth says:

        Nah, leave him be, Prag

        The little prick is mildly amusing. We’ve got an old dosser round our way who shout incoherent abuse a cats. TaT kinda reminds me of him.

        How’s the blog, TaT?

      • 70
        Simple Recall says:

        Who is TaT?

        • 295
          Anonymous says:

          A notorious sockpuppet and identity thief that stalks the bloggospere. Schillings plaintive I.D acronym is TAT, I believe he owes them a lot of money.

          • whilst you'redown there suck my injunction please says:

            one thing you can be super injunction-sure of is that no-one is going to injunct TAT foranything least of all shagging some super endowed tart from bimboland

    • 69
      Poor Bill says:

      The other is Boy George.

      Singer and DJ. Went on his sight and he justs chats to tweeters as if speaking to friends or strangers he’d met in a pub.

      There can not be anything illegal in talking to people like that, can there ?

    • 134
      Anonymous says:

      If you read the article it states:

      “The footballers’ lawyers, libel and privacy specialists Schillings, are also representing another Premier League player who has brought a claim for Twitter to disclose the names of users who may have breached the terms of his privacy injunction.”

      So there are two footballers with injunctions.

  19. 25
    That's News says:

    So he found at least one more woman as stupid and as pliable as Vickie Pryce to help him by conspiring with him to break the law?

    • 80
      America the Brave says:

      If you are looking for the other woman – its not all black and white – if you get what I mean.

  20. 29
    Nathan says:

    Forgetting whether or not you were the one driving a shared car on a given day 8 years previous is perfectly acceptable. EVeryone would, provided nothing particularly eventful happened. However, what nobody would forget asking someone else to take points on their license, given that doing so is not only illegal but puts someone close to you in an incredibly compromising position. He won’t get away from this, even if he does drive like a maniac.

    • 193
      Moi says:

      what is She did it without him asking… ? and thus he knew nothing about it…

      hard to prove he knew, and he conspired to defraud justice….

      • 233
        Alexsandr says:

        surely we need to know if the car was registered to Huhne or his missus. If it was registered to Huhne, the first letter would be addressed to him asking him to specify who the driver was. That triggers the second letter when you have to admit the offence.
        to go through all that rigmarole without your partner knowing sounds a bit unlikely.

      • 284
        Pull the other one as it's got bells on it says:

        You should write scripts for movies as you have some imagination.

  21. 30
    50 Calibre says:

    I quite like the smell f toast in the morning…

    • 40

      Where is your support for Guido vis a vis the Schillings threats? Wanker.Where is your support for Guido vis a vis the Schillings threats? Wanker.Where is your support for Guido vis a vis the Schillings threats? Wanker.

      • 62
        not a machine says:

        I seem to recall schillings sending a letter on some ministerial matter under the ruins reign ,which didnt get very far

      • 372
        Anonymous says:

        You’re definately pissed Dalai. Isn’t that against your religion?

  22. 34
    Grímsvötn says:

    Oh well, he probably won’t be flying for a while. Mind you, nor might anyone else.

  23. 41

    Guido, I wouldn’t trust these shower of know-nothing shits to piss into a chamber pot.

    All babies, wanna be spoonfed.

    Uber-Hunts!

    HTH

  24. 51
    How sweet it is says:

    It’s been confirmed Osborne will nominate Christine Lagarde for managing director of the IMF. The final delicious revenge against Brown. I wager there’ll be many a Nokia related injury in Kirkcaldy tomorrow.

  25. 55

    Bunch of regular yellow traitors to Guido.

    All of you, and I can name names.

  26. 58
    Gordon McFuckwit says:

    mort….

  27. 59
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I told you Chris, never admit anything especially to the police, they don’t want you to, now the Lodge is involved. Just keep stum and it will all be covered up, just like it was for me.

    • 143
      The Lord Chief justice says:

      Just like when the media, suspecting you were a spy, were asking you how many times you had visited Russia and you said you had lost your passport in the sea. Or were on bail for sexually molesting a constituent and it came down to her word against yours, despite all the evidence of text messages etc. Or the many occasions you have been seen with very young girls in eastern europe and when accusations were made, you just said ‘prove it.’
      If even you can be protected for so long, from so many serious offences, The Masonic Lodge is indeed a very powerful Institution.

      • 359

        The whole country runs on BOAZ, the police, judiciary, HOC, selection committees, quangos, civil service, BOE, army, navy, air force, mi5, mi6, newspapers, media, bbc at the highest levels

        everything, every town council is BOAZ

        we are all well and truly phucked…

    • 191
      Court Official says:

      …and if it gets to court, pull out your mobile phone while giving evidence and plead ‘illness of a close relative’.

      • 211
        Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

        My Lawyers set that up so that I could read prepared answers to probable questions from the Defendent’s Counsel, and, blow me, most of them were asked. Well done my Lawyers.

    • 332
      Grand Inspector General of the 33 degree Royal Arch Masons. says:

      David Laws, Chris Huhne and Mike Hancock are all victims, as was the ‘Widows Son,’ Hiram Abif. The Brotherhood will protect you all from these evil outsiders and we have already used our contacts for such at the highest levels. Rest assured that you have the support of evrey Member of the Brotherhood. Jahbulon.

      • 333
        Hiram Abif says:

        Jahbulon.

        • 334
          Jahbulon says:

          Boaz.

          • According to Stephen Knight, following Walton Hannah,[16] the word is a compound of the names of three gods worshipped in the ancient Middle East.[17]
            Jah (= Yahweh)
            Baal
            On, a name in Genesis in the Bible (in “Potiphar priest of On”), thought in older times to be a name of Osiris (but now known by Egyptologists to be the Hebrew form of the Ancient Egyptian name of the city of Heliopolis).

      • 350
        The Widow's Son says:

        My name is Chris Huhne MP and I request the same protection be afforded to me as was given to the Crook, David Laws MP and the Crook and Pervert Mike Hancock MP, both Members of the Libearl Democrat Party, as am I.

        • 351
          Sublime Prince of the Royal Secret 32 degree of the Royal Arch Masons. says:

          Your request is granted Brother, a suitable story will be concocted and you will not be prosecuted. I have been asked to respond by the Grand Inspector General of 33 degree, as he is currently indisposed, having a shit.
          He has asked me to state that those blaspheming Renegades of our Antient Craft, who have given away our sacred secrets on this blog, will be dealt with in accordance with our sacred oath, they ‘will have their thorats cut across, their tongues torn out by the roots and buried in the sands of the sea at low water mark.’
          Jahbulon.

  28. 60
    not a machine says:

    mmm let me think could it be because ryan air do have travel records from 2003 which can be requested by police , or Vickys licence or the new revelation that another pseron may have took points for Huhne (telegraph).
    I hate to say it by letting someone take yer points is so much similar to carbon trading , a fraudulent scam that does not tackle more serious enviromental pollution issues.
    Eds progwress has not even made into the gaurdian FP, although the post questions bit had a few wonderfull moments of handwringing ,I liked the supermarkets one which he answered as choice (rather than sending small business tanking due to 10k a seat fundraisers from er big clients and ultimate ecnomic imbalances ) .
    Obamas in town , Andrew Pravda show shss dont mention spending for growth.
    See if Ken has any thoughts on twittergate ,as lawyers seem to have gone into dungeon on cost benefit analysis . The more i think about it ,freedom of speech should always trump superinjunction , the only real problem is where a trial could be predjuduiced , eg not mentioning previous or where jurys are used.
    We have to value the legal redress of deformation , but surely that is best restricted to those in court or post judgement once the trial/verdict have been reached , at best we are talking about ensuring a fair trail in all of this , public interest is just a rouse .
    My verdict is either have quick out of court settlement (and no further respective defamation claims) , or go to court with no jury and strike any hearsay and get verdict and then have post verdict time defamation claims only with refunds if any retrial retruns a different verdict. Courts are strict proceedings and i doubt if prejudicial hearsay has that much impact on testimony or evidence anyway , as useually by the time you are going to court you are pretty certain you have a solid case (which perhaps is where lawyers ought to see there place and expensive advice before going to court) . In other words give the courts the power to give legal judgement and not laywers case protection games , lawyers serve clients and courts , courts serve justice and the people. Trial with verdict/damages or out of court is only way freedom of speech can be protected and pre hearsay made pointless unofficial irrelevent tittle tattle, rather than the great unfounded threat to justice/truth this case makes.
    The truth is what matters not mode or source of transmisson of what may or may not be the truth. Back to classroom basics for media law me thinks those heady fees are making an ass for the rest of us to tell common sense right from wrong.Wonder if its somthing left from Blair legacy ?

  29. 65
    Cassandra King says:

    It would be niiiice to see one of the CAGW profiteers to go to prison but it would be even nicer to see all his financial records examined to see where all his money came from, all the offshore accounts, all the secret deposits and where they came from. To get a glimpse into the world of CAGW graft and see where the money is going and who is spreading it around.

    • 362

      He was parachuted into a goldmine financial journalist’s job at the independent, courtesy of his rich wife VP and her connections…

      FF a bit

      not content with the salary and perks / unlimited more or less expenses for wining and dining and bribery

      the huhne realises he is in the wrong job, and REAL money is to be made ob acting on the info he is being given on a plate, rather than telling the public about all the dodgy deals and backhanders going on in the city

      FF a bit more

      the huhne ‘suddenly’ has made so much money he doesn’t know what to do with it, so buys SEVEN houses

      not bad eh?

      on a jounalit’s wages, eh?

      FF more

      parachuted into the biggest gravy train going, the MEP train…

      someone should do some digging and ask HOW he managed to buy 7 houses in so short a period of time

      insider dealing do you think?

      is that REMOTELY possible do you think?

  30. 66

    Oh sod it Chris.

    Just claim diminished responsibility.

    Tell them that you were put off by me having my threesome on the backseat with that skinny russian blonde and that romanian orphan woman.

    I’m already off the hook anyway!

    • 144
      HRH The Duke of Edinburgh says:

      I ask again, when is this Spy and Pervert going to be arrested, prosecuted, and sent down for life. He will be able to get as much sex as he wants inside. This f*cking country has truly gone to the dogs.

  31. 71
    Poor Bill says:

    While we are at it……..

    Having been to a UKIP meeting where the wonders of the MEP’s expenses were explained.

    How much, ‘personal profit’, would this Huhne make from this trip.

    Ryan Air ???

    Anyone ????

    • 153
      terrible breath and worse wind says:

      perhaps he got someone to claim them for him

    • 363

      MEPs are given cash to fly first class

      in advance, they do NOT have to submit airline tickets

      most do not, and pocket the difference

      they also get free BAA airport parking tickets, season tickets, worth thousands…

  32. 81
    Gravy Train says:

    Ryanair? So he flew back from Brussels Ryanair, and how much was he given for his first class ticket by the European Parliament?

  33. 82
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Lying feckin Hoon Gone by Friday
    Prison by Christmas !

  34. 87
    Johnny Mard says:

    Anyone else noticed how Chris Huhne looks like Dave Best (as played by Craig Cash) from that Royle Family off of the electric television set?

  35. 88
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    And all this because Clegg was afraid he faced a leadership challenge.

  36. 89

    To Ryan Giggs:

    If you are rather unhappy that, within 24 hours, millions of people came to know about your previously relatively secret knobbing activities with Imogen Thomas; when the whole point of consulting a firm like Schillings in the first place was to hush it all up for you; have you thought of suing your lawyers for their truly horrendously bad advice? It is only when you attempt to find a lawyer, who is ready to sue another lawyer, that you find out what the meaning of “lost cause” is.

    • 93
      RIO FURRYGLAND says:

      mornin ar cat
      I know someone who is a pal of Giggs and he said that Imogen Thomas is not the only one

      • 100

        Hi mate!

        What an enormous surprise. I do not stand in moral censure of him. It is nice to knob women – that is why we men do it. However the notion that a judge can order everyone in the universe to stop talking about it is farcical. That it can only be done with a large cheque book is obscene. That no one can know that the junction even exists is absurd. That it should override freedom of speech is sinister. That it could therefore also happen in cases where the national interest is concerned is anti-democratic.

        • 106
          MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

          You can see why they think they can get away with it !
          When the very people who run this country are doing exactly the same sorts of things (all be it not usually with members of the opposite sex !)
          and robbing, stealing, lying and worming their way out of much more serious situations than just shagging some tart !
          All these people in the public eye are suppoed to be roll models so if they fuck around they should be exposed !

          • It is difficult to know what these people think. Greed is nearly always the motivator. Certainly they appear to have more money than sense. The concept of a rôle model appears to have shifted from a genuine desire to influence other people for the good to simply shovelling as much into their bank accounts until the reality becomes known. The broadcasting of less savoury aspects of their behaviour simply becomes a self-inflicted dent to their brand which they then pay a lawyer to try and indemnify themselves from the normal activity of the press.

          • DR says:

            Indeed some of them are truly “roll” models … it seems to be their role in life.

  37. 91
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    I see Barry Obama is to visit his Ancestral home in
    Ireland ? Feckin Ireland ? What he was related to Phil Lynott ?
    Apparently his great great great great great great grandfather moved there in about 1820 >
    but shorely that does not make it his ancestral home
    his ancestral home is where his great x6 grandfather moved from ?

    What is the obsession with these sad bastard yanks ?
    Why do they all think they are feckin Irish ?

    • 94
      Rufus T. Firefly says:

      Of course he’s Irish his name’s Barack O’Bama. If he was’nt Irish it would Barack Bama

      • 112
        Ted says:

        He’s probably related to some of this lot:

        • 124
          sigh says:

          Another European city becomes a multi-culti shithole.

          The best of the Irish emigrate in their droves to find work while Ireland’s over-generous welfare benefits system sucks in the world’s spongers and parasites.

        • 132
          another domino goes down to the Frankfurt School says:

          The auld country has had it, I’m afraid.

          • seamus says:

            To be sure

          • I Remember You Hoo says:

            To destroy a country, first destroy it’s culture, then destroy it’s history.

          • Whiskey wah wah says:

            Considering that in almost every city of the world there is at least one Irishman propping up an Irish bar, its a bit hypocritical to complain of immigration into Ireland.

          • Sean says:

            The Irish don’t swamp whole countries and ponce off the indigenous population by claiming every benefit under the sun while screaming raacist at anyone who objects.

        • 149
          Nick Clegg says:

          The Liberal Democrat Party are uneqivocably in support of unrestricted immigration (most of us would lose our seats with large immigrant populations, if we weren’t).

  38. 98
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Call me Dave:
    Do you still have full confidence in your friend “The Right Dishonourable Chris Huhne ?”
    Yet another lying bastard mp trying to escape justice
    last week two of his own parties MP’s tried to nail this thieving fucker for his expences
    Not much of a judge of character are you Dave ?
    but i suppose when you only have 649 thieving criminal bastards to choose from
    it does present a slight problem

  39. 101
    They're all smug, sneering Celt cunts at the BBC, 'cept Kuenssbergs whom I wish to bum intensely says:

    Back of the net………Except the mighty Cameron is too afwaid of upsetting the little Limp Dumbs to sack the shyte

    • 117
      They're all smug, sneering Celt cunts at the BBC, 'cept Kuenssbergs whom I wish to bum intensely says:

      Fawkes is ramping this one big time to pay for his legals against a welsh wank footballer

  40. 105
    Cynic says:

    Bye bye Chris

  41. 108

    Totally Anonymous Soccer Player Sues Twitter For Saying Ryan Giggs Had An Affair.

    http://tinyurl.com/3m752m9

    I think that observes the terms of the injunction … (or non-injunction, because we don’t know about it, how can we?)

  42. 109
    Blackpool Rock says:

    Is Giggsy playing today?

  43. 110
    simon says:

    Fantastic for those of us who are NOT fans of the useless two-faced Liberal Democrats. No surprise that all of the ‘bad publicity’ for the coalition has come from LyingLabour’s arselickers and sympathisers. When will Cameron have the courage to dump the Limpies and call a General Election? Labour are on a hiding to nothing with Will from the Inbetweeners as leader and the result in Scotland shows even the Jocks did not swallow LyingLabour’s deficit denying bs.

  44. 113
    Ted says:

    “To listen to the bleating from special-interest groups, unions and Opposition politicians, we British are about to suffer devastating cuts to public expenditure that will wreak havoc on life as we know it.”

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1389625/The-Village-That-Didnt-Cut-Anything-cut–Are-people-REALLY-worried-squeezed-incomes.html#ixzz1N49sMiyq

  45. 120
    A Lawyer says:

    Andrew Marr skating over super injunctions again this morning. The bloody hypocrisy of the man.

    Although, on the plus side, Susanna Reid’s looking absolutely stunning. (Is it bad form to knock one out to the news? Debretts doesn’t seem to cover it.)

    • 129

      I used to nurse a semi when Anna Ford first read the news.

      • 160
        terrible breath and worse wind says:

        were you detached by the time she retired ?

        • 184

          Calloused, more like. I went off her round about the time that she started the TV-AM thing with Frost, but Jesus she was horny looking when reading the news JUST TO YOU, simpering in the same way as Andrea Corr used to sing into the camera in such a highly personal way. Sorry must go to the bathroom.

    • 162
      Grammar School Boy says:

      It would be bad form if Marr’s jug-lugged mug suddenly appeared at the key moment!

      Mindbleach……….

      • 240
        Infuriated of West Mids says:

        You’re right – it’s not worth the risk. I’m reminded of a particularly ill-timed close-up of Michael Douglas’ face in Basic Instinct when I was a teenager.

        Never quite recovered from that…..

  46. 122
    ? says:

    Which “TV Star” is risking going to jail over tweeting about a ManU player?
    Gary Lineker, Alan Hansen? Alan Shearer? Andy Gray?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1389562/TV-star-face-jail-tweets.html#comments

    • 123
      whodunit says:

      Is there a super injunction forbidding the naming of the ‘TV star’ or can I suggest it’s Mark ‘Lorro’ Lawrensen?

    • 175
      Question Time says:

      Who is Giles Coren?

      • 232
        His Mum says:

        My son

      • 257
        Dick the Prick says:

        He’s the Times’ food critic and does a BBC programme with a bull dyke – bit of a knob all in all. His sister is fit, though, and lovely. Alan Coren’s lad and he was funny.

  47. 125
    Chris Huhne says:

    Ladbrokes are very generously offering 5/4 that I will be the next Cabinet Minister to leave.
    Get in there and get on.
    It’s a cert

  48. 127
    Robert Leigh says:

    Δυ

  49. 135
    • 174
      Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

      Have another makeover Dear and buy a new outfit. I’m off to Russia on official business. And whatever you do keep stum.

  50. 137
    Lêcheur des fenêtres says:

    Du calme mes petits choufleurs. Même si eet can be proved that M Uhne was conducting zee auto ee as available to eem the defence that ee and la pauvre Mme Uhne made an honest meestake at zee time. Zee seule evidence au contraire eez zee word of Mme Uhne who malheureusement eez patently as mad as a, ow you say, meataxe. And souvenez vous that we leeve in a country een wheech un jury Found in favour of milor Archer at Ze Actualités du Monde libel trial, so anyzing can appen.

    • 255
      Marie la Plume says:

      Excuse moi, Monsieur, In zis country we do not favour zose who, ow shall I say, av sexe violent avec les fonctionaires, so ze words cocotte, noir et bouilloire come to mind. Milor Archer got away with the Actualités du Monde bit, but as I recall, did a vacation at Camping du Manche.

      M Huhne is ow you say, Pain grillé

  51. 139
    Marr avoids Super Injunctions says:

    Is having super injuctor Andrew Marr presenting the BBC’s flagship Sunday morning political show , preventing the flagship show from covering SUPER INJUNCTIONS, the topic of the day?

  52. 142

    Who did Fred Goodwin shag at RBS then?

  53. 145
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Just Hang Him!

  54. 149
    Anonymous says:

    Just spent 30 seconds on Google finding out the name of Imogen’s fling. Just some boring fart of a footballer who I have never heard of. Still, the whole thing yet again shows our idiot judges are totally out of control just the all the liblabcon ruling class. Roll on regime change.

    • 176
      Stopping a Tsunami is impossible says:

      You must be one of the last to know then ? According to Daily Mail “straw poll” in various locations around the country over 55% of the public correctly named the individual and the other 45%(those that could be bothered)said they could find out the name in 20 seconds via the net if they wanted to. Interestingly a significant number said that until the action against “Twitter” they were totally unaware but that his action had made them want to know. So from a few thousand the action has made sure that around 30 million(55% of population) now know his name….he really should change his lawyers or publicist if they advised him to take this action against “Twitter”…far better advice would be to have “‘fessed” up to a Tabloid in “a sob story/wife standing by me/bitterly regret actions/momentary lapse/been under a lot of pressure etc etc puff piece” than this..

      • 203
        A Footballing Laughing Stock says:

        Most people in Manchester seemed to think it was a Welsh professional footballer who plays for Manchester United.

      • 227
        Anonymous says:

        Yes, I probably am one of the last to know. Don’t really give a shit about football.

        On the other hand, bankers fucking up the global economy and fucking each other does have more interest for me. Susan Bor sounds like a total piece of shit. Has anyone started a list of which RBS execs she hasn’t fucked?

        • 282
          Cynic says:

          He also needs to realise the damage this is doing to Manchester United’s commercial interests. As they are his employers I am surprised that the reigns haven’t been pulled in before. Man Utd wouldn’t want a new nickname of say The Shaggers” to gain widespread acceptance

  55. 154
    Chris Huhne says:

    I will submit to a lie detector test……..and fail with flying colours.

    Once a Huhne always a Huhne !!!

  56. 156

    Chris Huhne…the gift that keeps on giving….Mwhahahahaha.

  57. 166
    Traffic Expert says:

    Guido – you’ve just shot yourself in the foot!

    Picture of the Vicky Pryce’s licence blows the M11 speeding accusation out of the water.

    SP30 is Exceeding the statutory speed limit on a public road

    If it was speeding on the M11 it would be an SP50 endorsement (speeding on a motorway).

    • 287
      My Real Name says:

      Well I was caught slightly over the speed limit, like thousands of others, by the Southbound M11 3 lane to 2 lane 50 limit GATSO camera at Loughton in 2004. I got an SP30 from Court 1629.

      • 315
        Traffic Expert says:

        If you mean http://www.speedcamerasuk.com/database/GL/gl004.htm then that’s because its at the end of the motorway (motorway end coincides with 50mph limit).

        However its not Loughton, its in the London Borough of Redbridge and therefore nothing to do with Essex Police.

        • 331
          My Real Name says:

          Curious. The letter I received informing me of my offence at this location came from Essex Police, and had a nice photo of the back of my car printed on it. Obviously the original photo would be much better quality than the one on the laser printed letter.

  58. 179
    Gatso Flasher says:

    Perhaps Huhne should have got his lawyers to seek a motorway junction to keep it all quiet

  59. 181
  60. 199
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    But notice how the BBC are still playing this story down, if this were a right wing Tory MP the BBC would be going on and on and on (like the non Coulson story).

    So why would the BBC want to go easy on a left wing very liberal pro climate change politician then…….

    • 261
      They're all smug, sneering Celt cunts at the BBC, 'cept Kuenssbergs whom I wish to bum intensely says:

      They’re all smug, sneering Celt cu’nts, northern monkeys, and several other types of undesirables and degenerates which we cant mention at the BBC

      Cept that Celt bint wot does the politics n shit

  61. 200
    Anonymous says:

    But dave and clegg have given him full support.

    • 208
      nell says:

      What they’ve said is that they have ‘full confidence’ in him.

      In political parlance that’s the kiss of death and means the clock has started ticking for him to make a decision to resign.

      Though I have to admit huhne is going to end up holding some sort of record as the minister who held on by his fingertips for the longest time.

    • 276
      David Camoron says:

      I have every confidence that Mr Huhne will live up to his name.

  62. 202
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Would anyone like to bet that if some Muzzie rag head made threats on Twitter (living here on benefits of course) to blow us up, there would be thousands of judges and leftie mincer types coming out of the woodwork to ‘defend his right to free speech’

    Where the fuck is the Tory right? Get off your lazy arses and start kicking away, we want elected judges and a freedom of speech bill right now.

    • 205
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      The only problem with a freedom of speech bill is that one parliament cannot bind another, The good thing about the American free speech laws is they are set down in a constituion.

    • 214
      The Rights of Parliamentary Privilege says:

      I suspect that given the number of MPs that have taken to print and airwaves that several will name the individual on the floor of the House tomorrow or at the very least challenge the Lord Chief Justice’s assinine view that they are bound by the Courts from mentioning such things which challenges the sovereignty of Parliament..the issues raised now go far beyond some overpaid footballer who can’t keep it in his pants it’s now an attack by the judiciary on Parliament. Only one can win the argument and it won’t be the judges view that prevails..they’ve thrown down a challenge to the democratic process in this country which has to be answered robustly…for too long unelected judges have decided matters that are not their preserve but Parliament’s they need to be shown that this time they have gone too far

      • 228
        The soaking wet ghost of Osama Bin Laden says:

        All judges should be made to stand for election and all of their rulings published, so we can see how many paedophiles they’ve let off or how many TV tax refusers they’ve jailed.

      • 230
        20 Megaton says:

        An unusually erudite post on this blog that should be read by all.

        Before the ECHR tiffs between the judges and Parliament were rare. This situation will fester until Parliament repeals European diktats on English/Scottish law.

      • 251
        Handycock says:

        I disagree. Often a Judge can be arranged for a specific trial whether it be civil or criminal. If Judges were to give some of their powers back to Parliament, there would be little reason organising a masonic Judge for a trial that one is personally involved in. Then, consequently, prominent guilty people like me, would not be able to get off. Leave the judge’s power where it is.

        • 338
          Chris Huhne says:

          Could not agree more Mike. Boaz

        • 352
          Court Official says:

          Did you mean the recent trial in Southampton? The judge was a decent enough fellow – decent enough to be seen lunching with Handycock just a week or so beforehand.

  63. 207
    A Mooning Hoon says:

    I think I’ll take out a gigging order

  64. 210
    Babe Watch says:

    Catching up with pmqs on the parliament channel which i’d missed. Who’s the mp in short skirt on the bench behind Cameron?

  65. 212
    I says:

    Uncomfortable time for all those exes who have persuaded their previous wives to take points for them. Nice way to get ex to up his maintenance payments.

  66. 225
    Fog says:

    The newspaper review on Sky, Munaghan said ‘what is it with Spain not allowing demonstrations’ (There’s a demonstration in Madrid about cuts and the police are allowing it to go on). None of the four people around the table seemed to be aware that demonstrations aren’t allowed to take place immediately prior to elections (local) which are about to take place. Did the people at Sky not know, or did they know but decided to play it for controversy?

    A good example of why the broadcast media are not fit for purpose.

    • 293
      I Remember You Hoo says:

      They have been ‘not fit for purpose for a couple of decades now’ lazy, self centered, politically correct and messengers for the errand boys posing as our political class. All in all, a quite disgraceful shower of shite.

  67. 229
    purpleline says:

    Huhne will claim that he had a bird at the time who was driving the car back from Stansted Airport and he was in the back seat asleep after a very very busy week in Brussels. He needs to bring forward a willing woman or man >we all know how liberal these libdems are with sex< to support that.

    I would ask somebody to check the expense claims he made as an MEP did he claim for parking at Stansted during this period?

    I bet we will not get access to his MEP expenses and this will be an ideal reason to pull out of the corrupt EU

  68. 237
    Anonymous says:

    Given the car was parked at airport how did Mrs Huhne get from her late night function in London to Gatwick?

  69. 238
    P says:

    Chris Huhne is a green lobbyist that wants to tax all flights and run our economy on windmills that have a 100 year payback time. Let’s be fair here: the man is an anti-capitalist swine who wants to take consumers back to before the industrial revolution.

    This of course wouldn’t affect him so badly since he is privately wealthy and has flown on Europarl allowances for years and now ministerial expenses.

    RyanAir are standing up for their consumers, all too often forced to pay marginal tax of often 80% for “green” reasons, by telling the truth about this man. Thank you Ryanair.

    (By the way, the allowances system of the Europarl gave each member the full allowance in spite of how they travelled – the difference between the full cost of Air France or BA and the (probably) more competitive Ryanair ticket would have gone straight into his back pocket. He chose Ryanair to bring himself enhanced value, just like everyone else who is screwed by the unfair taxation that he all too fully supports. Not ironic, just a demonstration of champagne socialism.)

  70. 239
    ichabod says:

    When Huhne has finally resigned…when all this superinjunction business has been laid to rest ( though the humiliation of the judiciary will be worth savouring)..live is going to seem very very boring. Six months from now we’ll all be praying for a new sex scandal.

  71. 242
    A Westminster mechanic says:

    Cabinet ministers please note : regular servicing is recommended, including having your points adjusted.

  72. 246
    I says:

    Huhne is a close relative of Schrödinger’s cat

    I was driving, no I wasn’t, maybe I was, Yes I was, perhaps, who knows,.

    PLOD to open the box this week.

  73. 246
    Breaking Nooze says:

    Sunday Herald is first paper to name Ry an G ig gs.

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    • 294
      Anonymous says:

      Will the plod be arresting all those leaving Euston station with the Scotch Newspaper in their possesion?

      Or those arriving from Ryan air flights from Scotchland.

  74. 256
    Anonymous says:

    Sunday Herald has named Ryan Giggs. Injunction not applicable in Scotland.

  75. 260
    I don't need no doctor says:

    What are Chris Huhne’s good points. Name three.

    • 269
      Wear the Fox Hat says:

      Here’s an easier question to get you started: –

      Describe the universe and give three further examples.

  76. 263
    I don't need no doctor says:

    How much money has it cost Giggsy for the super injunction that hasn’t worked.
    How many shillings?

  77. 264
    Ryan says:

    Guido have you noticed the news of the world have broken the superinjunction see page 37 Ian Hyland’s page

  78. 265
    Voice of Treason says:

    Tata Steel is planning to close or mothball parts of its SHunthorpe plant, shedding over a quarter of its workforce, as well as cutting 300 jobs at its sites on Teesside. In all the cuts represent eight per cent of the Tata UK workforce.

    Make no mistake about it – this is the fault of Chris ‘twat’ Huhne. He is the green supporter who wants to tax manufacturing out of existence. And while he destroys our businesses with his green nonsense, India, China etc will say thank you very much for being such a Huhne. The sooner this devious sod goes the better!

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      Engineer says:

      To be fair, that’s not really the case.

      Tata Steel have been hit by the slump in the construction industry, and consquent fall in demand for long products (long steel beams and girders to you and me). That happened in 2008 following the sudden evaporation of funny money from banks which was funding many construction projects. There was a bit of a recovery in early 2010, but not a return to pre-2008 levels of activity.

      It is however true that Huhne’s tax proposals on carbon dioxide emissions will gravely harm British manufacturing, especially the heavy heat-dependent industries such as steel. You are quite correct to believe that only the likes of India, Brazil and China will benefit.

    • 283
      Eeu to me says:

      Why do you think that this crap has gone on for so long to get the green loony out of power, it’s not just us mugs who will get screwed but businesses will take a hit, his greenery is not wanted as we can’t afford it, so take the hint you hoon and go.

  79. 270
    What's in a name says:

    Saggy Ring
    Saggy Grin
    Rangy Gigs
    Angry Gigs

  80. 275
    But not this time says:

    I get it now. Huhne shags ugly women as per Schwarzenegger and Tony Curtis on the grounds that they will be eternally grateful.

  81. 291
    Vasiliki Huhne says:

    Notably, she belittled Gordon Brown’s five rules for UK entry into the euro as an “informed guess”. She told foreign journalists that there would have to be significant tax rises to meet Labour’s second-term ambitions for schools, hospitals and roads.

    http://www.morningstar.co.uk/uk/markets/newsfeeditem.aspx?id=142543522333478

  82. 297
    The soaking wet ghost of Osama Bin Laden says:

    Anyone else see Marr’s hilarious interview with the Muslim President this morning?

    1. Marr’s eyes, he looked so excited he was undressing Obama.

    2. Obama lying about how he’s looking forward to to his UK visit. The man HATES the UK and hates the Queen (she was head of state when his grand father had his testicles crushed)

    • 303
      WVM says:

      Whoever it was they didn’t do a very good job on crushing those testicles.

    • 306
      WVM says:

      Didn’t he remove the bust of Winston Churchill from the Whitehouse when he moved in, or is that another urban myth?

      • 313
        rastus myarse says:

        He removed it but only after pissing all over it first.

      • 324
        Barry is no friend of the UK says:

        Correct he did have it removed with a no doubt suitable worded “Get that peice of scrap outta here !”but I thought that he had it returned to the British Embassy in Washington with a suitably worded note. And while we all think Brown was a super idiot (he WAS the British PM and represented an important US ally) Obama refused to have the usual honour guard outside the White House when Brown came to visit just after Obama was elected and made Brown use the tradesman’s entrance not the main one and who can forget that gift of 25 Region One unplayable DVD’s that Obama got some White House Intern to buy from Blockbuster’s Bargain Bin ?…

        • 375
          brown...furk him stridently says:

          who would give brown anything worth having …wanker didn’t deserve the nose pickings of a cajan skiff

    • 374
      terrible breath and worse wind says:

      what possible rationale says he doesn’t like the queen…you are talking out of your little bottom twat

  83. 298
    Chris 'I wasn't driving' Huhne says:

    If you don’t slow down you’re gonna crash….

  84. 302
    As Bent As A Nine Schilling Note says:

    I once saw Chris driving like a complete Huhne on a super junction, that spaghetti thing on the M6!

  85. 304
    annette curton says:

    Where did it all go wrong?

  86. 310

    I may have been an MEP says Huhne.

    • 319
      Alvin Stardump says:

      Huhne appears to me to be quite a disturbed individual. No wonder they rejected him for drippy Clegg.

  87. 312
    enough already says:

    I can never understand why Dan Hannan and his mate Doug Carswell are so popular with some readers of this blog. They may follow Austrian economics but like many Austrians they are zealous proponents of 100%, completely unfettered, open door immigration into Britain.

    Don’t we have enough problems without millions more third-world, economic migrants flooding here to enjoy the largesse from increasingly screwed taxpayers?

    • 314
      deepest, darkest, multi-cultural Weybridge says:

      RAAAAAACIST!!! NAAAAAAZI!!!!!!!!!! BOO HISS!!!!!!

      • 317
        LMAO! says:

        Hannan would know all about ‘taxpayer largesse’ having ridden the EU gravy train these past few years, while making a living out of whining about it.

        I wonder when he’s ever gonna get a proper job?

        • 353
          Stringing the mugs along says:

          Hannan’s a phoney. He’s a Tory Frank Fields – there to give a glimmer of hope to the deluded party faithful that their party isn’t complete shit and a stitch up.

          If these stooges had any true belief in their proclaimed convictions, they would have walked away from their parties ages ago.

  88. 322
    The judiciary are bonkers says:

    OK, who is the “Well-known journalist and TV presenter may be prosecuted for contempt of court after naming footballer on Twitter.”?

    Surely it’s not contempt of court to name him/her?

  89. 328
    Jay says:

    Blair, Brown and the rest of New Labour have a lot to answer for:
    http://thebritishresistance.co.uk/guest-writers/968-when-they-wake-up#idc-container

  90. 348
    Cassandra King says:

    Oh dear! All those ‘commissions’ for services rendered from various eco fraud carpet baggers will vanish. All those promised non jobs on the boards of carpet baggers spiv profiteer companies will vanish. Maybe Greenpiss will offer him something or one of those fake charities but thats about it.

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

  91. 356
    Kris Kunt says:

    “I am sorry about what happened.”
    “I said all along that when I saw this first, I was horrified, I was shocked and I was very angry indeed.”
    “I take full responsibility for what happened – that is why the person that was responsible was divorced immediately.”

  92. 377
    Wayne loves a dribbler says:

    I had a super hot ruby murray last night and afterwards shagged a star of a tart for hours …during which time she took it like a woman from every angle possible and only charged me a fiver for the night…what a bargain and no injunction in sight as yet…although you wouldn’t believe who it was…keep guessing…and I’ll keep giving you well paid hints…on me head rio


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