“Brazen” Huhne Losing Friends Fast
LibDem sources are starting to twist the knife:
‘The conventional wisdom is that Huhne will end up having to go. He is being highly reckless in taking it to the wire like this. Chris clearly doesn’t think they will find the evidence. He wants to brazen it out. He is brazen. That’s what he does.”
The Mail is reporting this afternoon that Carina Trimingham was not the first mistress Huhne had. That should keep Vicky Pryce on the warpath…
UPDATE 17.38: Essex Police have just confirmed they are launching a formal investigation. Essex Police statement:
“An investigation is ongoing in relation to the circumstances surrounding the issue of a Fixed Penalty Notice in 2003. It would be inappropriate for the police to discuss this matter any further in order to avoid prejudicing the investigation. Essex Police request that the press are mindful of this in their reporting.”
Game over.
Where are you Billy?
Orf with his head I say.
Rumor has it; Clegg was test driving Huhne’s car. If this prove’s to the case you will see the right wing media running to protect Huhne.
The Daily Mail’s Ephraim Hardcastle column asks:
“Why’s the Royal Bank of Scotland’s perky ‘Group Resourcing Director’, Susan Bor, such a focus of curiosity online?
A YouTube video of her discussing mundane business matters attracted heavy traffic before it was removed this week.
It’s not as if Susan is a really famous RBS executive!?!”
I’ve no idea why either – maybe it’s because she’s a pretty lady, though I gather she may be married.
TORIES – SOFT ON CRIME, SOFT ON THE CAUSES OF CRIME
A liebore troll posting before 8 am!
Did you shit your bed?.
Nicky Campbell on 5-live quoting YOU quoting Simon Jenkins.
Reaching the mainstream, eh?
Why a semi-colon after “it”? Why the apostrophe in “prove’s”? Why spell rumour “rumor”? Maybe you are some half-arsed yank.
Remember the Lie Dems went into coalition for personal power not national interest or anything else. It is clear they will sacrifice core values, policies, their souls or anything else just to be a minister.
They all seem to forget that when McClegg spoke on TV (third debate) about Europe, immigration and defence his and the Lie Dem party’s ratings went down and that is why they got less of the vote than expected and fewer MPs.
If not for the coalition option McClegg would have undergone a leadership challenge for such poor performance. In all likelihoods Huhne would be leader of the party by now……. There’s a thought.
Wipe Lie Dems off the map. Dishonest corrupt little party that could be swept away as a message to the bigger parties to clean up politics and clean up their act.
McClegg when are you going to exercise leadership skills and sack Laws?? He stole more than Morely who is up for sentencing today?
Hardly a ‘launching of an investigation’ if it is ongoing and was reported quite a while ago.
+1
+1^10
Now that this injunction scam is collapsing around the legal eagles ears is it not about time that the court order banning the press from reporting on the circumstances surrounding the fall of Steven Purcell be challenged.
This was not a personal matter as this is clearly in the public interest due to his position and the reasonable suspicions that have arisen over this matter.
Proper cesspool – not sure many would want to stir that one up again
Be interesting to see which turds floated to the surface
+1^10 = 1
really!
c*unt
He wont make it to next PMQS.
Guido, Any news on caption contest winners?
You didn’t win.
I know AC1, its Guidos first rule: Billy Bowden must not win.
I am just intrested to see the standard that has won
Who did you think won then Billy, ignoring your entry of course, never mind, GF will have another comp tomorrow always look on the bright side, it could be you!
Nah , he is about 10 behind
He’s not 10 behind. What you don’t understand Billy, is that, only exceptional entries win. Entries which will enhance the humour on this site.
Its not prizes for all, like at your school, you know.
Or he just can’t be arsed to judge every week.
Thought finally you got a life or job! Thank you for returning and entertaining us with your comments. You remind me of Tory *oy.
Hello stalker.
Billy buy a mirror, you seems desperate.
Oh, Not getting it at tho moment? Shame , lobby your MP to make it a human right.
I think he’s gone for the night, Billy
doesn’t cbeebies finish about now?
If it’s tat, then he’s a Chucklevision fan.
It simultaneously appalls and boggles the mind to see the words “Carina Trimingham ” and “mistress” uttered in the same sentence.
Each to thier own TT , what ever floats ya boat
She did have a job on ‘Top of the Pops’, for what it’s worth. I wonder if she knew that lovely man Jimmy Saville OBE?
What as, a scene shifter?
As I’ve said before Jimmy Savile sent my old ma flowers the day I was born. All very, very mysterious.
Best not to ask questions, really.
Dad!
Now then, now then boys and girls no need to jump to conclusions!
She was dancer in ‘Legs and Cock’
I prefered Pam’s people, Big Babs and those pouting lips, these young lads never saw that!
Phwaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
“There was one blonde one, beautiful babs. Don’t know what her name was…”
Ronnie Barker RIP
Frendzzz with Flick Colby?
@ Crmm.
I had the pleasure of meeting Babs (Lord) in 1981 with her husband Robert Powell at Worsley GC. My inward reaction was Jesus Christ and Fcuking Hell..!!
I was young and impressionable then.!
Yes AM. My memories were similar. It was the Viagra effect before its time and prevented me from rolling out of my bed at night.
Well, if one has a lot of points, one needs a lot of people to spread them around to…
Obama really is a shit speaker isn’t he? What a boring bastard and he keeps tripping over his words.
The auto-cue must have been playing up again
I wondered why Dubya was such a bad speaker, Ronny was a good speaker when he stuck to the script, if anything sidetracked him a different story, mind he was supposed to have been an actor.
The Zero reminds me of Damon Knights story “The Handler”…
http://www.pdfdocspace.com/docs/70065/damon-knight—the-handler.html
He’s a very naughty boy !
He does seem to have a taste for – to put it gently – ‘plain’ women, doesn’t he? You’d think a bloke with a few bob in the bank could do better.
Nowt wrong with a “Plain Jane”, They can be right dirty
Even so, Billy; even so…
Oh Dear Billy, get your books together and make your way to my study for a special one to one tutorial.
Correct !!
MINDBLEACH!!
Money don’t mean shit. I’ve got more than a few bob in the bank, and I’ll still bang anything in a skirt.
It seems that bankers are just like a load of ferrets in a very big sack.
Or is that stoats
Come here, big boy.
Lots of hairy ars*d blokes in skirts t’other side of Hadrians wall.
Yes, the influx of public school educated deviant Englishmen to Scotland is most mysterious. What horrors are these Forrest Gimp chinless wonders trying to escape from? And can they bugger off and escape to somewhere else?
Probably the thought of all those local chaps wearing nice tartan frocks, like Japanese schoolgirls.
Me too.
Well that’s Hoooooon taken care of now what about St Vince and Nasty Simon?
and Laws and Wiggin
and Dennis McShane, Jaqui Smith and Margaret Moran.
Come on CPS what are you waiting for.
Anyone wanna buy a well used but very efficient paper shredder ??
What about Ruth
Bill, I think Laws and Piggy or too near the top, Dave might have to tread carefully, Piggy Wiggy is in the whips office they know all the secrets
Simon Hughes is made of much greasier stuff. The fact that he ain’t been hit yet kinda gives rise to the notion that he ever gonna be hit. I think he’s been there since either 83 or 87 – gadzooks, he’s Elliot Ness.
Neither, he came in at a by-election.
I suppose we can exclude the boring possibility that whatever his faults he he does not play away? Older readers will remember George Brown, the man whose agent (one Ted Eldred) invented the expression “tired and emotional” which has been running ever since. George said once “So many Members of Parliament drink and womanise; now I’ve never womanised”.
Oh yes I remember George Brown, once drescribed in a cartoon as Brown Owl Brooding, in some ways a little like Gordy
…and don’t forget Handycock in Portsmouth South. The longest-running saga yet of extra-marital affairs, Rumanian orphans, Russian mistresses and spys, sexy texts – and he hasn’t been finally fingered yet. Maybe the special protection he enjoys from his fellow Masons?
We know who you are. Grant’s boys are on their way round.
No. Tired and emotional was first used by the BBC to describe the performance of a broadcaster when reporting on e fleet review prewar. He had been at the navy’s gin.
‘The fleet is all lit up’
I heard that once, on the old steam radio…is it out there on the web?
Toast
I’ve seen reported that Clegg may also have been on the same flight into Stanstead. Wouldn’t it be funny if they find the picture and it turns out Clegg was in the car too getting a lift into London? Hence why Clegg is still publicly backing him
That would be sweet indeed
Is Clegg the new “Jonah”
Why didn’t Mr Clegg offer to take the points. Sorry… I’ll get me coat…
Clegg would want a proportional distribution of points
au contraire, I can assure you
Clegg is utterly pointless
I maybe impossible to believe that most people cannot remember what happened on specific dates unless there was something else of great importance like Kennedy shot in Dallas, they then only remember the incident and where they were but not recall the date.
Yes Nemo,but we are speaking of people who diarise their lives.They don’t need to remember past activities & dates.
It was JR that was shot in Dallas, silly.
I can’t recall where I was last Thursday let alone 8 years ago on a specific day. Over the past 10 years I have flown something like 20 times, but I cannot recall any of the dates (without looking at the stamps in my passport).
Update above. Game Over.
Who’s next for the cross-hairs?
Why do politicians lie so much?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That’s really funny.
Because they think we will let them away with it.
All the people chosen to be MPs are flawed, so that they are more easily controlled.
I firmly believe that’s exactly how this fcuked system of ours, laughably called a ‘democracy’, actually operates.
Through a complex web of bribery and blackmail, the political scum are working for outside vested interests. They certainly aint working for ours.
Correct.
Politicians do seem to suffer from personality disorders.
A proper system would weed out all the compulsive liars, sociopaths, psychopaths, narcissists, petty thieves, perverts, blackmailers that litter this sorry profession.
Then all we’d be left with are civil servants who would run a mile from a decision.
Sometimes it would be better if goverment “done nothing”.
+1
1^-10
Ken Clarke did basically fuck all as Chancellor – merely nudged the steering a little port or st
olichnayaarboard as needed.Result – an economy in fine shape for Labour to ruin.
Still the best Chancellor in my lifetime…
Habit.
Because if they get away with it
they get ‘gonged up’
Yup!
Ker-ching!!!!
BECAUSE THEY ARE POLITICOS, THAT IS WHAT THEY DO
Guido, Just a warning, Essex Police are corupt, A friend of mine got pulled over and had some stuff in the car, bunged the copper a few hundred quid and they turned the a blind eye.
Maybe it was “just one rotten apple” Ha ha.
“A friend of mine got pulled over and had some stuff in the car,”
Yeah it figures.
Best to just keep your head down
Aw bless…
no you keep your head down girl!
David Laws might bung a copper, but in a different sense I think.
Duck swims!
Essex police will be enquiring into this matter, they have contacted GCHQ they can trace where you live from from your ip address, GCHQ monitor all internet traffice especially where stuff is involved, you could say you are refering to woollen mixture cloth might not wear though.
there is no way that the police can trace me to the bar of the ‘Stag’ All Saints Street, Hastings….
Very good
Clearly he will not be eligible for a reduction in his sentence having denied any wrong doing.
No, he hasnt entered any plea before a court.
Who on earth would expect loyalty from a lib dem after the previous 12 months in coalition,I doubt they would do patriotism either the euro-wh*res
Can’t help thinking that if Huhne were Osborne, the Beeb wouldn’t let the story go, but there’s nothing. Absolutely zip. That’s 21st Century impartiality.
Or Harriet Harman.
She’d certainly be after Ken
The BBC network-community-umbrella-outreach department {formerly the complaints dept.} is concerned to ensure that it hears your views .
Please send your comments to,
“I think the BBC is biased.”
The stationary office,
C/O, The shredder
Floor 4,
BBC Wood Green
London
W12 8QT
Hee Hee, Would be funnier but i fear it could be true….
That explains what happened when I asked my secretary to send all my expense claims to the BBC for publication so I could be all open and honest about my claims in a just-an-ordinary-sort-of-guy way
The BBC is totally self regulating and unaccountable. Ofcom don’t cover BBC complaints, so tough! If you have too much time on your hands you could get the brush off from the BBC Trust instead. Anyway I’ll be busy on QT tonight giving Ken a hard time, while letting the Labour guest to whine on continuously without interruption, and I don’t want to hear any more about the National Debt, I’ve heard it a 1000 times already!
Sorry Boss – I must have confused the fax machine and the shredder with each other…….. again !!
Someone needs to have a very long and very hard look at Ruth Kelly’s expenses – if they did I am sure she would be keeping Chaytor and Co company
There is a story here it just needs a journo with attitude to find out exactly who authorised the accidental shredding of his expenses
Doubt that it will get much airtime on QT tonight.
Should be interesting to see if the “audience” is with Ken Clarke or against him.
Perhaps they’ll keep Dimblebore in for crimes against balanced chairmanship.
The conduct of Mr Huhne is proof positive many Lib Dem MP’s are simply not credible as holders of high Government office.
They led a campaign of lies and deception as members of the third political party in the UK.
Now they are exposed to the full glare of publicity they are being shown to be a shower of cu’nts
Thats not just the Lib Dems, It also applies to the Labour party and the Conservitive party, Plus UKIP and all the other minor parties .
+10
A politician is basically just a corrupt POS out to grab what he can.
Those that can dig deep enough get gold
So that’s where Gordon hid it!
I’m headed for the border
It’s on my mind Nothing really matters
I’ve got to be on time
Look in the rearview mirror
Is he hot on my tracks
Is he getting nearer
I guess it means he’s on my back
Speed Demon
Speeding through the freeway
Gotta get a leeway
Speed Demon
Doing it on the highway
Gotta have it my way
Speed Demon
There’s a fire in my pocket
I just lit a rocket
Speed Demon
Pull up aboard
And get your ticket right
Was this a practice piece from your typing class?
I love your blog, but please change the subject…execute him if you have to!
This is becoming history – you are seeing the final hours of Huhne.
+++++++++ Breaking News++++++++++++++++
Number 10 at war with Guido Fawkes.
A major row has erupted between David Cameron and politcal blogger Guido Fawkes. At his monthly press conference David Cameron answerd the following question from esteamed reprter Nick Robinson with a strange answer.
NR: Prime minster, How do you feel about blogger Guido Fawkes not publihing the winners of his weekly caption contest?
DC: Well i think its wrong, disrespectful and at out right disreguard for his readers. I would say to Guido that this pratice is unacceptable in the age of the “Big socitey” and ask him to address the problem inj due course.
At first when contacted Guido Fawkes spokeperson declined to comment, But after 2 hours of no comment Guido came out with this statment.
“Tell that fucking fagget Cameron to fuck off and stop wasting taxpayers money”
The Prime minsters spokeman later said that the PM was ” Sad and disappointed” and he hoped that ” Guido would do the right thing”
FFS He has drunk it all – I told you before.
Even the books?
Why do you think that booksellers call their products volumes?
Learn something new everday………..
Just increase the pace, Billy! There is some lost ground to cover…
some?
^^^I’m being KIND…
Fuck me, if i want nice i would have gone to Nick robisons blog(If he still has one) , Nah love the sledging and banter here , oh and the news
I have not always been famed for my human kindness. Don’t get worried…
Was said with tounge in cheek , Love all the window-lickers here (even the leftie and rightie trolls) , after all it wouldnt be cricket would it?
In the Fire-fox br0wser there’s an add-0n called British English Dictionary.
It would be great if you could install it.
@ AC1 , if i did you would all complain because of no spelling mistakes or grammar errors and say i was fake Billy Bowden
Listen to AC1, if you won’t listen to me, Billy. Life without self-improvement is not a life worth living.
That will be as true on the day you peg it as it is today.
I would rather do it without cheating, Since i came on to this site i have improved, to use a spell checker is cheating and fake, I will learn by reading more and typing/writing more.
Nonsense. Nothing that enables you to do something properly can possibly be fake.
It is just as easy to something right as it is to get something wrong. So why not do it right in the first place.
It doesn’t correct grammatical mistakes. Just spelin erers.
No because it highlights the fact that i cant do something right, That is self improvment, Using spell checker after education is a sign of failure, I will correct my failings with spelling and grammer, Tho it might take time.
“Do something properly or dont do it at all”
@AC1. I made a mistake in my last post, you will have noticed. I occasionally make a deliberate mistake like this… Just to prove to the world that I am not perfect.
WTF is this, some sort of counselling session?
Yep!
Wibble………….
It’s not fucking working is it, let’s be honest?
Leave Mr Bowden alone.
He enjoys himself here despite his obvious spelling and grammatical errors.
At least applaud his desire to contribute.
He also appreciates Cricket. Therefore he is most definitely NOT a tossflap in any way whatsoever.
Please keep contributing Mr B. Some of us appreciate your lack of embarrassment in regard to your errors- and your obvious willingness to learn in your own way.
You’re a Top Chap!
So have I heard and do, in part, believe it.
That’s all we need, Billy’s nonce in a hissy fit.
It’s only tat and his imaginary friends that are agin Billy. Oh and Guido as evidenced by the fact Bill never wins owt.
Harsh but fair.
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Huhne
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Huhne will be gone within one week! I HAVE SPOKEN.
Hate to break this to ya but, you do not exsist!
existence is an illusion, Billy
My existence is as real and as valid as yours
judge ye not the existence of others, lest your existence be likewise judged
If you can ever prove my non-existence, you will simply cease to be
That depends on your point of view.
But you are really a skeptic, aren’t you?
If Eddie Izzard didn’t exist he’d have to be made up.
On a note of pedantry, he is made up.
Well, I told you he’d have to be.
Indeed. Careful with that wing.
You are one thick cuпt if you don’t think god exists. You exist don’t you, and look how improbable that is FFS?
Actually, I was that skeptical, until about fifteen years ago, that I did not even believe that I existed. So dipstick that.
If you argue for the existence of God, I am prepared to listen to any grounds you may have. Whether you convince me or not is another matter.
Somehow, from your contribution so far, I doubt it. Prove me wrong.
No, lets’s argue about whether you exist or not, highly undesirable as that is.
You seem a little disturbed, Dipstick.
I’ll have a word with the boss and ask him to put you straight.
OK Dipstick.
I don’t exist. Prove me wrong.
Is he one of ours, Gab?
I don’t remember that prick coming off the production line
Perhaps we should organise a recall…
Man made you in his own image.
“OK Dipstick.
I don’t exist.”
Already the world is 10 times better than it was a few minutes ago. Prick.
Pleased to have made your day. Take your piss and wind away and there is nothing left, is there?
You don’t exist remember? Now fuck off.
“Man made you in his own image”
Oh that’s just something the marketing department came up with
they thought ineffable might be difficult to sell
The problem is that the truth has become so ineffable that they don’t bother effing it any more.
Outcome correct – timing suspect. What took you six days?
He was busy… Day off today.
Bono popped round for tea
he really is becoming a bit of a nuisance
Can you do the world a favour and get a piano to land on that twats head?
Don’t talk about moniker like that…
Believe me, I’ve tried
but the mick bastard moves in mysterious ways
I suspect he has friends in high places…
Richard Dawkins believes in him, and that carries a lot of weight round our way…
*sigh*
Come on, pull yourself together man, now is not the time to lose Faith.
He’s a crafty bugger, though – tea and backlava with the Muzzies on Friday, chicken soup and matzo bread on a Saturday, and a veritable cornucopia of wine and biccy parties on a Sunday.
Bet he sleeps from Monday to Thursday, the fat bastard.
You can’t spell Billy.
We all know that. Don’t be a сunt all your life, take a day off.
Cheers Monk, Could not have put it better myself
Well said Moniker. I am the real God
I suspect all fundamentalists: Christ*ans, J*ws, Musl*ms and Athe*sts.
nothing wrong with a fundament – it’s all about right place, right time
Don’t forget Socialists and Feminists, Moniker – the absolutists who jumped down Ken’s throat yesterday are every bit as intransigent and deluded as any fundamentalist. The only thing is that they can never agree which books to include in their canon due to Post-Structuralist Uncertainty principles.
There’s a new Ken Clarke play due at the Globe soon – The Shaming of the True
Ayup Paragnostic! Ayup to your young lady too!!
Yes, they are like religious fundamentalists except they don’t have any faith in what they believe… Linguistic nonsense on stilts. They all need to take a Barth.
Later at at Bridewell Theatre, Ken might want to try Chaucer:
Of tribulacion in mariage,
Of which I am expert in al myn age
This is to seye, myself have been the whippe.
By Jove missus, what a beautiful day to burn a Koran.
Like this?
“”"Huhne will be gone within one week! I HAVE SPOKEN.”"
We will all be gone on Sunday the 21st May
Huhne will be gone within one week! I HAVE SPOKEN.
Err .. we will all be gone within one week – on Sunday the 21st May 2011
Looks like he had a dodgy calendar.
Bugger – Saturday… sorry – about 6 in the evening – possible Western Seaboard time but I don’t want to commit too much
I also got it wong when I said the world was going to end on 6th Septmeber 1994 !!!
Got to say well done the yankers. At least they apply the same vlaw to rich or poor.
No, they don’t and judging it on this case would be wrong. Besides, allowing anyone to be shown hand-cuffed and reported on in this way begs these questions: On seeing a disheveled person bound and surrounded by police officers being paraded in public and subject to intense media speculation, are the public inclined to think he is guilty or innocent? Are these protocols justifiable as fair treatment in a justice system in which you are innocent until proven guilty? What effect does current protocol devalue, corrupt or change public perception in the way justice is seen to be being carried out?
It’s ironic though that in France he would be tried under Napoleonic law. Guilty until proved innocent.
The more I hear about Huhne the more I realise that he is a complete Huhne.
Last year he was totally against Nuclear power this year he is fully committed for Nuclear power.
Last year he was fully committed to his darling wife, this year he is fully committed to his darling bisexual aide.
Could he get together with Fred and all the other super injunction taker outers and drive at speed off a cliff Priscilla of the Dessert (tiramisu) style please. Splat.
Thank you.
Much appreciated. Now I need to go have a hard shit.
Oh for Foulkes sake I meant Thelma and Louise didn’t I. Oh well if Angela eagle and Peggy Beckett are free take them along too for the sisterhood.
to be fair…. whereas Ms. Trimingham is a weird looking lesbian rugby player, Ms. Pryce is a wizened old dog. And one must feel a small measure of sympathy of BuffHuhne for wanting to get rid of her.
Now that’s off my chest, when’s the hanging?
If you are lucky, you will get to an age when no one will want to fuck you any more. It is one of life’s little ironies, which I am not looking forward to when I get to be 95.
i still wud
I would but I might have to get a superinjunction
As I understand it Pryce is also an adulteress having had an affair with Huhne whilst he was married to his first wife. What goes around and all that ….
The Huhne don’t half talk some shit. He says he contacted Essex police to ask them to investigate his speeding offences. They contacted the Huhne more like.
“That’s simply incorrect” ….
Gosh!! Was it something I did?
Look at the speed that one went by at: Huuuuuuuuhhhhhhnnnnnneeeee!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoon
They can’t spell, can they?
Even better:
http://www.dtei.sa.gov.au/roadsafety/Safer_behaviours/driving_with_attitude
Ha!! In fact, a little bit of wee may just have come out …
*dab*
OK for you late nighters, I went to see Uriah Heep in Simbach-am-Inn last night. They were brilliant and fresh – still – after 42 years on the road, ffs.
Kiss of Freedom from the new album:
AND what is more, …. they played Land of Hope and Glory at the end. That is real Class!
I saw them in 72. On a bill which included Gentle Giant, That Alvin Lee band, 10 Years After I think, oh and that Scandinavian girl with the violin. Curved Air? Memories, memories.
Sonjia Christina, that was her name. Not got Alzhiemers yet then.
pity
^ ^
There is only Mick Box left from that era, M4. He is even older than I am but he still can play some mean licks and must be the most under-rated guitarist of any major group. Gentle Giant were great too. I have been listening again to their stuff recently.
Could never get to grips with Gentle Giant’s stuff – back then I much preferred PFM and Van Der Graaf Generator…
..but Uriah Heep? Splendid stuff!
Great. There is at least one thing we agree upon, even if neither of us exists.
I used to work for one of their ex-drummers in an IT company about 10 years ago.
He was utterly clueless, nice bloke though.
The company went bust soon after I left ( no connection, they were on their way out long before I arrived).
That’s why they hired you.
Still nothing on this site about the twat Ken Clarke. Are you in his pocket Guido?
Ken Clarke done nothing wrong.
Hush Puppies? Come on FFS.
A pro-european – ffs !
+1
Couldn’t agree more, Billy, old bean. I don’t think I can face watching Question Time tonight – he’s going to get a bloody roasting. The man had his lawyer’s hat on when he made the comments, as should any Justice Secretary. He’s not the fucking Samaritans.
+1
Apart from knowing fuck all about the justice system of the uk.
And not being able to string a sensible sentence together.
And I’m the one with a soft spot for the dodgy old fart!
Clarke is a Barrister and a Queen’s Council.
Must have been a well considered silly billy comment.
Wh…what?
Somebody call?
Sorry – must have nodded off there.
Have one of my bogies to chew on Ken – that’ll keep you awake !
Sorry to bother you, but has anyone seen my little Martin anywhere?
I’m a bit worried. He went really quiet about two weeks ago, then about 8pm on the Friday 6th he just disappeared.
I know he had a lot of friends on here because he kept telling me people admired his posts and what a big boy he was (although between you and me, he just used to cut and paste most of it out of the Daily Mirror).
Hope someone can help, I’m so worried about my little Martykins.
Dont mean to be mean, but Jesus wept ..Triminham….Ive binned a better looking bag of spanners
Yeah, I know – I found them and fucked them. (I particularly enjoyed the adjustable one)
Trimminham … the thought is enough to turn me gay !!
She was born a man, right?
Dont mean to be mean, jesus wept, Vicky …..i remember Ive binned more than one bag of spanners!
I’m getting flashbacks it was so good.
The BBC spin with Brown continues
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13452385
THE MEANY
Tory Inspector ‘Dave’ Vegan arrives to talk with his young Detective Chancellor, George Cartier.
“Its a blag all right guv.” said George Cartier. “First they cut through the regulations here. Switched off the Bank of England monitoring controls. Then they cut the interest rates and set off an bleedin’ boom. Really big. Totally blew up the level of debt.
I’d say they tunnelled in here at about 1997 and then made off with all the loot over the next thirteen years. Place is completely cleaned out.”
Vegan dug his hands into his duffel coat and looked around the wrecked bank. “I’ve never seen such a mess. Where’s the manager?”
“He’s down the station. Uniform took him in.” He consulted his notebook.”King’s his name. Melvin or Malcolm or something. He was a bit incoherent. Kept going on about keeping inflation below two percent. Poor old sod. He doesn’t seem to know what’s going on.” Cartier paused.
“It looks the same as the others Guv. Same modus.”
“Too right George. Too bloody right!” grumbled the inspector. “Cosy up to the management. Relax the regulations. Give a few knighthoods out…Ohh yes. This is a ringer for the Rock and HBOS and RBS blags. The New Labour mob has its dabs all over this. If Jock “McEye” Broon isn’t behind this little lot I’ll shave my sideburns. Any other clues George?”
“Just this note. Left it in the empty gold reserves safe.” Cartier handed the scrap of paper to Vegan.
“THERE’S NO MONEY LEFT,” He read.
“Sense of humour these blaggers.
Right. Get the car. Time to pay a visit to Victoria street. You get round Eddie Balls’ gaff. See what you can find. Check his paperwork. No wonder he always says there’s no debt. He’s probably sitting on all the cash. I’ll get a warrant for “McEye.”
“You’d better hurry Guv. He was spotted trying to wangle a ticket to America. Just this morning. Fleeing to the IMF.”
“Over my dead body, George. Over my dead body.”
Awesome, Mr Quango – I salute you sir!
Enjoyable Bill , dont forget were looking for distraction culprit goes under the name evanomics .
Didnt watch QT , Melannie phillips was outnumbered , however did watch TW which had a little polish/finesse , if any late night female Sky news presenters (with or without steamy novels ,please please let it Launa ) can we ensure all reciprecol requests for male sky news presenters talking sex are declined.DSK cant get TW on Riker Island
Brilliant Bill.
Were the Sweeney and we haven’t had any dinner
FFS … That poor maid wouldn’t have been safe with Brown either – she’d have been called a “bigot” and have been having to dodge flying Nokias !!
It would have been the bell boy Brown would have jumped.
FFS Will somebody just s***t the chount
What, and deprive the charity sector of all that voluntary work he was going to do for them – or so he said before the election.
On second thoughts, he’s best kept away from charities; I suspect they could do without his ‘Midas touch’.
I thought that the Brown ‘camp’ ( who are these aides ?) were beguinning to claim that Jonah wasn’t really interested in the job and hadn’t been manoeuvring for it at all–not at all, you understand. In other words even this malignant hamfisted malefactor had come to realise that he’d got no bloody chance at all of getting the job; Blair used the same tactic when trying to get the Euro presidency–’ I didn’t want it anyway’.
Of course the jock mong wants the job, he thinks it’s his birthright, just as Bliar wanted to be EU President, but kept saying he didn’t.
The BBC will spin spin spin for old Cyclops.
159 – Not sure we should take too much notice of Lord Myners – he’s the prat who nodded through Fred the Shred’s obscene pension during the RBS bailout.
Also the Pension “simplification” nonsense (doubled complexity(administration costs) of pensions)
it’s only money – our money
O/T, but why do all the NY police officers look like tattooed thugs in the courtroom? They’re even chewing gum FFS. Guilty or not, I’m bloody glad I don’t have to go through that “justice” system.
Yes look what happened to me, I was halfway through getting a blow job off my 12 year old wife when some yank thug slotted me.
Oh you really are a muck minded person im sure that sort of thing is not approved of in certain circles………hhmmmmmm!
Delivering “justice” is a big money spinner in the US and needs a lot of meatheads from the police to the courts to the prisons and every stop in between. Thankfully, America has a large meathead surplus.
Who wears turds like a Hitler’s moustache?
That is not any old speed camera at the end of the M11. It catches the greatest number of speed merchants in the whole country. Huhne didn’t stand a chance.
You mean Mrs Huhne didn’t stand a chance.
Is it an M & S speed camera?
re tonights QT.. is Shammy, by any quota related agenda,..related to some Rita(reporter) shammy off the bbc.?..bbc2.?meduh…. aww Im losing the will to live
Universal Shami hasn’t been on QT for I think 3 weeks, so she’s due on again. Galloway and that ugly muzzie bitch Salma Yakoob hasn’t been on for a couple of weeks either.
They haven’t had a real Tory on for 10 years.
The leftie audience hasn’t changed for 10 years either.
Good. I hate Torees. Down with Thatcher! Up the Miners! Wooooo! Aren’t I clever and left wing and right on. Giz another job, Beeb!
come on, salma can look quite fetching in a certain kind of light
Salmagundi?
Very nice, especially with a crisp white in the garden…
Ric Nobinson saying that Clarke emerges unscathed from tonights QT.
This week David Dimbleby is joined in a special programme from Wormwood Scrubs Prison by the usual audience of hand-picked lefties and pinkos.
On this weeks panel we have,
Ken Clarke
Jack Straw
Melanie Phillips
and just for a change Shami Chakrabarti
Enjoy!
Someone just texted me to say they heard Nick Robinson say that Ken Clark had the support of the audience on this one. If true, then praise be to Allah! Maybe the Beeb will learn that just because they put an angle on a story, it doesn’t mean the public see it that way…
Or not. Probably not.
Yeah, the usual gaggle of socialists for an audience no doubt.
Shami entirely reasonable on the rape question. Straw being a complete fucking weasel.
Yeah ok QTO I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt this time, but one swallow doesn’t make a summer.
Don’t worry Mr Huℊh Boηη℮viʟʟ℮, I made Helen shred that dildo too!
well of topic,,,,,,,,, sittin in my diabetic clinic, royal infirmary glasgow,, 9 scots ,1 far east asian .interpreter arrives(80quid a pop)
she didnt look or sound like einstein … any multicultural arsewipes like to explain?
Given that diabetes is more common among our ethnic brethren, it would probably be cheaper to employ a full time translator at the clinic…
Why is it that when the BBC wheels out women to talk about rape, they are always women who look like Eric Pickles in drag?
They get them from Central Casting.
It wasn’t Pickles it was me.
QT – Jack Straw talking out of his arse. Amazingly Shami Shak…….. is actually reasonable and measured.
Shami usually is reasonable and logical. I don’t know why many here think she’s one of the rabid lefty, misandrist sisterhood – she isn’t.
She’s a fucking mong
Yeah well thanks for that insightful comment.
If she’s a mong, God knows what you are.
Someone who funds your drugs, benefits and rent boys fuckwit
What are you fucking rambling about?
Do you think I work for the BBC?
I hate the BBC.
You can’t even reason.
Put the cork in the bottle and go to bed you c’unt.
And who’s the mug then?
She’s a fucking permanent BBC fixture
Yes but her opinion is fairly balanced, is it not?
Unlike Poly Toynbee, Bdisha and a host of other Graun harpies.
true, but Polly has tremendous comedy value
She is far from reasonable and logical. She uses fatuous arguments such as her typical “prisoners are allowed books, so why shouldn’t they have the vote?” Of course, prisoners reading books affect no one, while prisoners having the vote potentially affects affects everyone in the country.
Straw Man just called Wormwood Scrubs, Wandsworth, the gall of it (sic), must be used to visiting the Liebour Lags in Wandsworth!
What a c*nt!
Shut up you slaaaaaags!
Isn’t half of Straw’s family criminals/ex-convicts of one sort or another?
Only half ?
It tells you all you need to know about Liebor Jack Straw thought he was in Wandsworth. Its no wonder after 13 years of that dick in cabinet the country went down the toilet. As for the 45% reduction in crime, Straw must smoking something like his son.
So how many of the prisoners are Liebore MPs? Eric Morley there?
AS usual the BBC stick all the muzzie’s in the front row
You’re only watching in the hope of a few upskirt shots.
Straw floundering. Ha ha.
If by floundering, you mean with the full pay and expenses of an ex government minister and current MP, and no doubt with a secure place in the Lords to look forward to not forgetting bunts for appearing on QT, I’m willing to gasp for air.
Yeah well not floundering financially, obviously.
Shits like Straw will always have money showered upon them.
Is there any truth in the rumour that Jack Straw was not allowed to leave the Scrubbs last night and has been given his own suite whilst the authorities re visit his accountancy skills ?
Does anybody understand what Straw is on about. The mouth moves but it just spouts complete and utter bullshit. The man is a total waste of time.
I am in the front row.
Detonate NOW!
If he’s circumcised, I’ll smash him.
What an earth has happened? Even the pro Clarke probation officer in the audience, got a round of applause. Heads will roll at the BBC for this!
Half of all prisoners will re-offend within a year of being released.
Can you see the obvious conclusion yet?
We all know that crime is the result of poverty and inequality.
Pay MPs the going rate and cut not just crime, but the causes of crime
Cutting the number of MPs and Lords would cut the crime rate at a stroke it seems.
Good points on aid by Melanie Philips.
Shouted down by rowdies in audience.
We give a third world despot aid and he buys weapons to keep the natives down.
Luvverly jubberly!
As long as he buys them from us…. (that’s UK, not US of course)
Is that the hook nosed dyke?
She’s mental, that one – been talking bollocks all night.
Shami’s OK, though – she’s far too sensible for QT.
Overseas aid is quite rightly to be ring fenced and enshrined in law.
Some of us have second homes in the sun to maintain.
No foreign aid to nations with nuclear weapons or space programmes.
Does that include NATO, the EU and Isr*el?
Foreign aid should be provided in vouchers to prevent use for arms, jets for despots, etc.
Our Dave he is a man of guts
He ain’t arf gonna make some cuts
He says so, so it must be true
‘Cos after all, he is true Blue
It’s funny, though – we now owe more
With him in charge to mind the store
Running it on borrowed money
Funny that but what’s real funny
Is our Dave’s top priority
That ring-fence ain’t for you and me
Though you and I will have to pay
Our Dave just gives it all away
After sex, i always like to relax with a post coital cigarette factory sale.
I think the Scrubs nutters are about to kick off.
Don’t go to bed yet.
That bullet-headed one in the suit looks particularly worrisome.
Straw disagreeing with prisoners having the vote – he doesn’t care anyway cause all his banged up constituents will have had their postal vote registered and filled in for them.
Wanker.
And yet his future is one of assured pensions and rewards as befitting a member of this house.
Who’s the wanker?
Well, there’s you, for a start, and Jack Straw, and…
Nope, run out of wankers, sorry.
Unlikely they see a court, let alone a jail – sh*ria is Blackburn’s preferred law
I’m 300! Can I be head of IMF now?!
No.
Gideon has said so.
Any real government would have had him in the stocks on Westminster Green being pelted with rotten fruit, or MPs as we call them, by now.
But we’re content with the coalition.
MFI will give you a top job ensuring there is a least one screw missing from every flat-pack despatched.
You’ve always been the chief Insane Mother Fucker.
How much evidence do the plod need ?
just get the tape recording off the Mail on Sunday and he is toast !
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1387216/Chris-Huhnes-phonecall-silence-claims-tried-dodge-speeding-points.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
But as a perjuror and conspiritor, so is the one who took the speeding rap.
But hell hath no fury.
An one got any charlie?
Would you the special organic Fairtrade shipment where we work in tandem with the growers and ensure that we pay them enough to keep them in guns and ammo for a year?
We also make sure that the payoffs only go to friendly left-wing governments.
We offset the carbon generated by the transporters planes and submarines, and we ensure our fast boats only run on biodiesel generated from the waste products.
Cracking comment from Brillo, that we give substantial aid to Gaza where male longevity is greater than in Glasgow!
Try Paisley on a Friday night – the A&E lot there have to be battlefield trained!
Andrew doesn’t talk about Paisley.
Shami Chakribati is Gabrielle and I claim my 4,87 euros.
Got to love this one – some git with a sense of humour puts up a fake ’40′ sign just before a speed camera, and it lasts for a week!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1388653/Hundreds-motorists-fined-pranksters-40mph-sign-30mph-zone.html
Just wait for Huhne to use this as an excuse!
Probably the police or a council *worker* (no don’t laugh) put it up to get more convictions/revenue.
Can’t be bothered finding the God thread above, but it seems atheists have more fun.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1388827/Atheists-better-sex-religious-followers-plagued-guilt.html
I knew there was a reason I rejected religion as soon as it was mentioned to me…
They don’t have as much fun as this guy
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html
I will not resign.
Toast can’t resign..
Can I have bail please?
should that not be
“can I have my bail back?”
I love the smell of toast in the morning…
A black friday looms for Chris Huhne
There is a strong possibilty that my client will be formally charged in th every near future.
I was in the car with I was in the car with Carina Trimingham and things were getting hot when she said to me, ‘Fuck me in the shithole!’
I said ‘I’m not driving to Manchester at this time of night.’
Stay on topic you mean Blackburn.
Having looked at MS Trimmingham I have just one question.
In God’s name, why?
oh!
Times leader thunders…
“The British public are entitled to reassurance that a Cabinet minister is not a lawbreaker…”
Why so quiet for the last 13 years then?
Fuckwits
Yet again the headline grabbing prime minister puts out the statement
“Downing street has every confidence in Chris Huhne” just as with David Laws and others
They are all crooks trying to cover for each other
kick one they all limp !
Guido et al, I just checked out that mail story where it shows Huhne’s two “squeezes”. What a pair of ugly munters!!!
And he’s a real hunk isn’t he !
feckin Mr Bean with grey hair !
We have 4000 dangerous immigrants from E Europe (rapists, murderers) let in by this govt.
Violent crime is up nearly 30% in the last year.
Clarke and Blunt supporting rapists….
THIS GOVT MUST GO.
The figure was 4000 extradition requests a year from Europe
as the special unit only catch 500 per year and only seem to operate around London
there will be many thousands more
and they made the point that “Unlike the other EU countries Britain opened its boarders to all EU nationals ”
and unless you have just got back from Mars you will realise that it was LABOUR who let them all in !
‘and unless you have just got back from Mars you will realise that it was LABOUR who let them all in !’
And the Tory clowns are in no hurry to close the door, are they.
When socialist and capitalist interests coincide, you’re going to get a lot of unpleasant shit like mass immigration happening, stuff the ordinary plebs have been stripped of any say over.
Calm down, dear
FACTS FFS go do some more reading and gets your facts straight. 13 years of New Labour = + how many immigrants?
Thank goodness for customer protection.
I recently complained to an online company over a purchase I made, as it broke only days after I received it. In my email I quoted their statement saying:
“If you’re not entirely satisfied with this product, please return it for a full refund or replacement. Your statutory rights are unaffected.”
I’m pleased to say they honoured the guarantee, and I’m now the proud owner of a brand new Carina Trimingham .
One would have thought that someone with the looks of Carina Trimingham could pick up someone a lot better than The Huhne…
My client,Chris Huhne,has a reputation for being a tight bastard.
See below
Chris Huhne was walking through town yesterday and a tramp said to him, “Hi mate. Have you got any loose change?”
Chris Huhne jingled his pocket and said, “No, it’s all nice and secure.”
I met Carina Trimingham yesterday and told her ‘I’m going to fuck you in my bedroom, my bathroom, my kitchen and my lounge when we get back to mine’.
She replied, ‘Wow, let’s go, it’s good to find a man with such stamina these days’.
For some reason she didn’t seem too impressed when we finally got to the caravan.
Until yesterday I thought the US justice system was superior to ours but now that Strauss-Kahn has been able to buy himself out of gaol I can see they’ve just as corrupt as any old banana republic.
Have you ever heard of “Bail”
We worship Bail.
Not often I feel sorry for a Frenchman or indeed a socialist but I have nasty feeling he has been set up over this and will not get a fair trial – anyone not American seems to be second class citizen as far as the Yanks are concerned. Tony Hayward, the autistic hacker, the Natwest 3, Assange, – I would not trust American justice
Everyone thought he’d been set up for the first 5 minutes but then it quickly became clear that he is as guilty as sin.
Let’s catch up here.
You all seem to assume that Carina is on the receiving end – maybe she’s a “giver” and Huhne’s the “receiver”? Perhaps that’s her USP.
Leave Shami alone – she’s near perfect in my jaded eyes.
Finally, when I assess the life of Fred Goodwin, in which you get to roger not only a bank the size of the UK economy but also the best of the talent it has to offer, and you get a knighthood and a 6-figure pension – heaven will be a total disappointment to him.
Great pic:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/19/article-1388918-0C29177F00000578-645_468x286.jpg
I pledge that I will make as good a Managing Director of the IMF as T.B£iar is a brilliant a Middle East Pe@ce Envoy.
Brown’s baggage
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01900/fricart_1900172a.jpg
Don’t believe all those vituperative, ad hominem, character assassinations made on me by all those who worked closely with me. They’re all bigoted people and anything that went wrong was only ever Sue’s fault.
Lord R*thsc**ld says he’s going to buy me the post of Head of the IMF.
The Fred Goodwin affair is very Bor ing. Will he Sue
Only if you, the public, try to take away Gordon’s knighthood or my massive pension.
Pom pepom pepom pepom.
Pom pepom pepomooommm.
Pom pepom pepom pepom, fa la lalalalaaaaaa
The courageous declaration “If it falls to me to start a fight to cut out the cancer of bent and twisted journalism in our country with the simple sword of truth and the trusty shield of British fair play, so be it. I am ready for the fight. The fight against falsehood and those who peddle it. My fight begins today. Thank you and good afternoon.” has not been used for a while. Windmill Boy should give it a try.
To be fair, Huhne and Pryce look similar, except that Dr Pryce is a bit less girly. It would be easy to mistake one for the other.
I’m available.
Quite apart from not wanting a labour pm anyway, I’d never want Ed Milibland as pm because I don’t want a mong faced c unt who talks like a twat. We already had 3 years of that with Jonah.