10 minute rule Bill to follow Chris Huhne's statement on Dangerous Driving – you couldn't make it up—
Kevin Brennan (@KevinBrennanMP) May 17, 2011
The “Ten Minute Rule Motion, Dangerous Driving (Maximum Sentence)” is directly after Huhne’s climate statement. Someone in the parliamentary business office certainly has a sense of humour. Will be amusing to watch Huhne try speed off before it begins. Beep beep…
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Those protesters in Dublin look as thick as pig shit !
That was £7billion well-spent. Well done, Dave.
The Queen has laid a wreath at the Republic of Ireland’s Garden of Remembrance during the first visit to the country by a British monarch.
The act is significant as the garden, in Dublin, is dedicated to people who fought for Irish independence.
I think what she did was right, the £7bn could have been given to Ireland for what England in the past. Aid budget could be payment for past mistakes as well.
I only wish the families that benefited paid not the rest.
English not your first language?
The bogtrotters have had since 1922 to get their act together, and the £7bn is nothing to do with any ‘mea culpa’ on our behalf.
Similarly with P-stan – they’ve had their own shithole since 1948, and to continue giving aid to them while they spend money they don’t have on nuclear bombs is just ludicrous.
You may buy into the whole Phoney Blair guilt trip, but as the grandson of a miner and a boilermaker, I certainly don’t.
We owe these people nothing – no aid, no right to come here and shit on our traditions and our soldiers, and above all no apologies for what the plutocrats of the past may have done.
Well said
@Paragnostic – agree wholeheartedly with what you say. Unfortunately the international aid is quid pro quo for the UK pretending to punch above its weight in the world. It’s all soft power, not the hard power that we can’t do any longer.
That just about sums it up.
Why we’re giving billions to countries that despise everything about our land, people and traditions, is beyond me.
And can I just add that the Welsh, Irish and Scots now have their own parliaments. Let them raise and spend their own taxes, run their own countries and leave us to run ours.
well spelt!
we (the scots) do run our own country… its called england.
We needed two roman walls (hadrian and antonines) to keep the world out… but still they come….
What £7Bn for some rotton bloody potatoes – you’ve gotta be kiddin’ !
So what about the fucking paddies paying for the English people THEY have murdered and maimed over the last 40 years?
So where is the compensation from the fucking Irish for all the English they’ve murdered and maimed over the last 40 years.
The only present I’d give them is to shut down the ferries and ban all flights from Ireland to England.
I don’t think he has a first language. Words and concepts confuse the poor fucker.
Her Majesty has fuck all to apologise for. Why is she kow-towing to these people and is this a way to treat any guest? If that is Irish hospitality then they can blow it up their arses.
I said the families who benefited out of it, not every one. Rest in UK had a miserable life, almost the same as people in those countries. People like Cameron, Osborne, etc forefathers are the once who got the wealth from all these countries, rest might have got crumbs. Osborne is an Irish Lord.
Cost to UK of action in Libya ‘reaches £100m’
The cost of military operations over Libya to the British taxpayer has reached £100m, the BBC understands.
When the campaign began, Chancellor George Osborne said the cost of British involvement in Libya would be “modest” when compared to Afghanistan.
At the time, he estimated it would cost “in the order of tens of millions of pounds, not hundreds of millions”.
The Ministry of Defence said it is too early to provide exact figures.
“the BBC understands”
Would that be understanding in the sense of making things up, or in the sense of reading a Labour Party press release?
The BBC wilfully misunderstands everything that happens in the world if it cannot be reconciled with their coke-induced multi-culti paranoia agenda.
Don’t think English is even the third language of Anonymous.
A lot of unbelievable and pathetic racism here from people who have put so much energy into their bigotry and stereotyping that they have none left to study the history of England and Ireland. But why waste time letting anything as irrelevant as the facts of the matter get in the way of a good old atavistic bigoted rant?
MikeT – I see no bigotry here – merely the expression of views by people who are sick of the culture of apology foisted on us by Blair and his friends.
Most of us are of an age to remember all too clearly the IRA bombing of the mainland, and it is that that shapes our perception of any calls for apologies or reparations.
Whatever the history of British-Irish relations, the driving force during my lifetime has been religious sectarianism, out of which neither side comes honourably.
Besides, if you don’t like bigotry or stereotyping, then LabourList of the Guardian is the place for you, not a blog where the comments frequently go beyond what the Stasi will allow in public discourse.
The Paragnostic says:
Its hard for bigots to see bigotry. For me its a laugh to see how little Englanders behave.
70′s skin head throwbacks.
One of them fucked me last night
Is Clegg LD or conservative?
Who knows they are all interchangable.
No he is a politicion.
The BBC interviewed one particular thick as pig shit local who said that she didn’t want Queen Elizabeth in Ireland until she’d given back the Six Counties that she’d refused to give back!!!!!!!!!!!!!….and what had the English ever done for Ireland…..(other than offer them a bail out of course)…..the woman has obviously no knowledge of Irish History after 1922
Queen cannot give it back only the PM and MPs can. What about what happened before 1922?
1921 moron
Tell you what – here’s an idea.
Scotland sends all the Catholics back to Ulster, thus solving sectarianism at a stroke.
Ulster, in return, sends back all the Wee Frees and Orangemen to Scotland. Sectarian problem #2 solved.
Then Ulster can vote to join Ireland or not – saving us £9bn a year in Barnett subsidy if they do.
Then people can bitch about ancient history as much as they like.
What about the Welsh, do we just chuck them in the Bristol Channel ?
Sheep n super strength shandy and we’re happy
We have God’s own country, thankyou – though I’d be happier to see a proper parliament spending only what it can justify in taxes, which is why I’m not a Plaid supporter.
I do wish you lot would just take independence and stop whingeing on here.
The Paragnostic
Why did your people go and capture there land?
Capture whose land?
We were there before the Romans – we just got marginalised by the bloody Sais.
Had the bloody Irish raiding all the time – like pïkeys in boats. Eventually those Irish (at least the Scotii tribe) became the Scots, displacing the Picts to the highlands. Scottish lords then shat on the Highlanders, preferring sheep to people as they did.
Then the silly buggers lost their shirts on Darien, and had to beg the English to bail them out.
As to us getting beaten by the English – well, there were more of them and our rulers died in rebellion rather than take the English shilling as your treacherous Scots lords did – good luck to you.
Scotland and Ireland as well as half the world.
The Six Counties chose their fate, I gather. So ‘giving them back’ is a silly thing to ask. Until the Six choose differently, they belong in the UK.
Yes. Why don’t you Brits just feck off out of Ireland. Give us back the 6 counties and you can have paisley and his friends who you stuck there in the first place.
The six counties did not “choose” their fate. They were created with the aim of having a permanent protestant/unionist majority forever. The rest of Ireland objected but the brits were too scared of the norn irish prods to allow for a united ireland.
In fairness I think they were scared of what one million well armed and murder-minded prods with a manufacturing base in Belfast would do to three or four million lightly armed Catholics with nothing but a glass factory in Waterford.
It was done to prevent a massacre.
> Huhne’s TV Denial Was PR Disaster – Ed Staite
Middle name “of”?
It were er maj, Ed OF State
I’m sick of Irish whingeing. My parents fought the Nazid while the Oirish were supporting Hitler and his gas ovens. What the fuck have WE got to apologise for?
The potato famine
500 years of oppression
Cromwell’s massacre of the several thousand inhabitants of Drogheda
Too right, Look In The Mirror……
Let’s not forget Eamon de’Valera sent a message of sympathy to the German government when Hitler killed himself.Nice people, the Irish nationalists.
The potato famine was caused by a diseased crop, not British malice and the fact that it was the only crop grown by the Irish. Diversifying its agricultural product would have lessened the famine’s effects. Even Queen Victoria ordered her government to do more for the Irish people. Cromwell would be considered a war criminal today, but then, he was a dictator who certainly did no favours for the English either.
Small beer. Your pals gassed and incinerated millions
Have you ever been to Drogheda?
It could use another visit from Cromwell.
Fucking awful place.
He also gave the Scots a hell of a going over too. A good hiding at the hands of the hated English that is curiously absent from all their Mel Gibson shared memory.
I am surprised small minded people haven’t said, it was in the past and at that time it was common; like they said “its fine for Mrs. T to be a racist”.
A lost section of Scottish history. Don’t mention the fucking good kicking…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Inverkeithing
And why do we still allow citizens of a foreign state, Eire, to vote in our UK elections ?
And, as a side issue, how is it that we were unable to vote in their referendum on the Treaty of Lisbon? It would be good manners to give reciprocal rights, surely (apologies in advance for ignorance of how this state of affairs came into being).
Life imitates art
Hune’s ex wife said he only wanted sex when he was pissed.
Hune said thie wasn’t true. Sometimes he wanted a kebab.
I assume that as he’s now had his mid life crisis and moved in with a lesbian, when he gets home arseholed these days he wants kebabbing with a strap-on, rather than a kebab?
After all, his wife was a Greek…
He is more of a laughing stock than Presscott, Dead Hunt walking!
is that ever possible….
worse than prescot.,,, please one hit a voter , one was bonking a colleague when holding 2nd highest post in country…..
come on
I still had the last laugh cos I’m in the House of Lards now.
+2 (one for your ‘name’)
+1^10
+e^0
The defender of free speech, have you seen how quick G*id* took down comments when his past was discussed? I smell a giant rat on this issue.
His blog, his rules.
So you agree there is no free speech?
When go into someones house/blog then you abide by thier rules, If you dont like it or agree then you dont go again.
What about free speech? This is a form of censorshi*. What was discussed was true.
Take it up with Guido then or start your own blog with no modding or censorship.
Yup – start your own blog and apply your own rules and standards
If you don’t like the beer, try another pub
Anon, Read this link : http://www.order-order.com/2004/01/about-guidos-blog/
If some oik sprays moronic graffiti on your garden wall and you clean it off, is that denying free speech?
Is it fuck.
What a whining twat.
So you all say free speech doesn’t practice it. Same as UKIP, you shout UKIP doesn’t vote for it. Even I have voted for UKIP. Probably you vote for B*P.
B&P!! How dare you!
I’ve never voted for the far left – they disgust me
Piss off you arse licker.
Your point being?
Nah, you just smell.
Everyone knows about Guido’s past. It’s irrelevant and boring.
Still he could be a Cameron Tory, that is what worries me. He never says anything about Cameron.
A Cameron Tory? Is that like a peaceful Mus*lim?
So fucking what? His blog, his rules.
You could always take a full refund and fuck off!
You’ll never mount a rebellion of the window lickers you know.
True; Billy is the best e.g. of window licker.
first
Pathetic, lad
I wonder if Lord Ahmed will be in the gallery?
You is institutionally racist Billy , I’m gonna prod you hard in the chest with a sheesha pipe mouth peice , then i’ll make a citizens arrest on you for assault if you don’t shut it. I ain’t your slave boy, innit ?
I take good pics with me camera
Wiv da lens you was havin’ on da news las night bro, you is taking pictures of them white bitches in da window, innit? That was one proper peeping Tom camera, bro!
Or on the phone
I’m told President o’Maha is in the galley. I’ll catch up with him yet.
He should have taken out a super-injunction.
It is just a matter of time before criminal cases are heard in Secret and where it will be illegal to report on the proceedings including guilty verdicts.
Clegg has been a disaster in the House today. If that is the best the LibDems can elect as leader God help them.
The same can be said for the Conservatives electing EU lover cast iron Dave as theirs.
+1
And Miliband in Labour, although to be fair Labour didn’t choose him.
We’re all fucked. Time to take to the streets and reclaim parliament and our money back.
Dave doesn’t like the EU and will give a referendum on any further encroachment of EU powers in the UK, apart from on climate, justice etc. but we can still set our own interest rates so long as they’re set to maximize inflation and pass wealth from saver to feckless.
The EU is a splendid institution and I look forward to many
lucrativehappy sinecures when I retire from mainstream politicsMaybe one day we’ll be allowed to set our own VAT rates, because we certainly can’t now, as the EUSSR defines the range and limits, thus effectively running much of our economy.
and don’t forget, VAT is the WORST tax on employment (those who add value).
and thus the biggest cause of unemployment.
The Huhney Monster is in the chamber. Labour benches busy. Should be fun.
Just started his statement. I wonder if this will end up being his final appearance as a cabinet minister.
Terribly exciting isn’t it?!!!!
The prime eco-fascist is in the House.
Go preach your bullshit to the Chinese and see how they react!
You fucking wanker.
I thought driving fast increased carbon emissions?
Boring fucking statement. And no heckling yet.
Question to Chris Hunt : Should dr*vers who speed and therefore polute the enviroment get extra points?
On thier lisence .
On their what now?
What a boring statement. And why is no-one having any fun?
Hey Billy, i see you can write Farsi … or is dat pashtoon ? Cos, it certainly ain’t fuckin english , innit ?
Carbon is plant food Billy, so producing more is helping the environment and all things dependent on it. That’s why the ‘greenest goverment ever’ is going to forcibly reduce it’s production and tax it.
Make what you will of that particular madness.
It’s a plan to stop us being overrun by evil chlorophyll monsters who will poison the world with their waste oxygen.
Haven’t you read Day of the Triffids? It’s the AGW bible – or at least it may well as be, since most of the rest of their stuff is ‘science’ fiction…
The technical term for AGW is science bollocks.
My other theory is that people like Huhne were traumatised at an early age by Bill and Ben, and this explains their global crusade against plant food.
It’s either that or the man and his fellow believers are calculating, grabbing, evil bastards who wish to enrich themselves at our expense, which would just be cynical of me.
The atmosphere makes it possible for certain things to live.
The certain things that live do things that change the atmosphere.
The changing atmosphere means it becomes impossible for certain things to continue living…
Mann made global warming really is really real and I am the rough beast that slouches toward the IPCC to be born
CO2 is a lagging indicator of temperature changes (CO2 solubility in Seawater explains this).
As it’s plant-food and plants are starving it’s a paltry 0.0038% of the Atmosphere.
The planet’s been hotter with less CO2 and colder with more CO2.
The recursive computer models of climate are junk^2 with a long-term predictive power of zero due to inherent exponential error.
oh and lastly, the evidence is that a bureaucrat controlled (i.e. high tax) economy is more polluting and wasteful (see USSR).
The earlier debate with Cleggie trying to convince people that they wanted an elected House of Lords was much more fun..the Tory and Labour backbenchers obviously had a competition going on who could knock Nick from one side of the Chamber to the other…on balance I think the Tories won on points
The lords is fine as it is, make it elected and then a big can of worms will be opened and it aint good.
Yep – Billy – the whole question of mandates and the relative powers of the two houses would come to the fore.
I preferred it with hereditary peers – they knew they were there to level the worst excesses of the Commons and took their job seriously. The new, Blair appointed, politicised HoL is dangerous enough already without giving the buggers any sense of democratic legitimacy.
Agree, Imagine the extra cost as well , HOL has always kept a good check on the worst bills that come from the commons.
Why wreck it?
Fifteen year lucrative sinecures once elected and more than likely, no way of ridding yourself of the parasites should they go ‘native’ is a recipe for absolutley rotten Parliament.
Just say whatever people want to hear, then wayhay, milk it for all you are worth, whilst your ‘constituents’ are entirely powerless.
Agree totally. The hereditary peers were a fine check and balance and that system worked.
That’s why Blair broke it!
Who wants a fucking low carbon economy? Who asked us? Why are they doing it? Forecasts and targets for 2020 + are utterly meaningless.
They can’t even forecast the economy from one month to the next.
Fuck off!
I am afraid we can’t even blame the EU or the UN for this carbon obsession insanity. These fools either are incredibly stupid and gullible, or they are charlatans and devious thieves. It’s one or the other.
The people who impose these ridiculous carbon targets are the same ones who fly around the world talking bollocks about climate change.
The people who impose it are the corrupt political class.
They give themselves a fraudulent fig leaf of legitimacy, by using appointed Quango’s stuffed with ‘their’ people, who are only too keen to give them ‘their’ ‘independent’ conclusions ( note the number of times Huhne referenced the ‘Independent’ Climate Panel which is not independent at all ).
What they will never do though, is get into open debate with experts who actually know that the ‘science’ of AGW, contains virtually no real science within it and can demolish it’s entire premise easily.
They are like mediaeval archbishops, wallowing in wealth while preaching poverty to the masses.
Time for King Harry then Sir WW – he’ll sort the bastards out from the back of Will’s Sea King with a flamethrower and some napalm.
Would the UEA be up for grabs after the destruction of the AGW monasteries? I reckon you could actually teach some science there if you tried…
Time for King Billy then Sir WW – he’ll sort the bastards out from the back of his Sea King with a flamethrower and some napalm.
Would the UEA be up for grabs after the destruction of the AGW monasteries? I reckon you could actually teach some science there if you tried…
Sir William your Medieval Bishop analogy is spot on , could I also add that the cult of buying and selling Carbon credits is the modern form of indulgences.
Luther – I see your indulgence and raise you a bull…
“These fools either are incredibly stupid and gullible, or they are charlatans and devious thieves. It’s one or the other”
Usually both if they can manage it.
Its nothing to do with carbon, but everything to do with raising tax.
And introducing more and more legal controls on people’s activities. It’s all about money and power.
Look if Capitalism means you (being a mental lefty) cannot be much more wealthy than the rest of the population then you start thinking of ways to destroy it and thus increase your RELATIVE status.
Envy + Narcissism + Projection = Trio of symptoms of Leftism.
The thought process goes like this “Hold people back, because they deserve less than you”, say “They’re destroying the world!”
It’s worse than that AC1 – it’s the whole ‘vanguard of the revolution’ attitude all over again.
Will Huhne be the Lenin of our times, presiding over the de-electrification of the United Kingdom?
I wonder where the AGWs Stalin is lurking – and their Beria, come to that…
Look, if Capitalism means you [being a mental righty] can be much more wealthy than the rest of the population then you start believing in ways to destroy those in opposition to it and thus increase your RELATIVE status.
(Financial Wealth+Self-Worth) + Psychobabble = Your post.
The thought process goes like this; “Hold people back because they deserve less than me” , “They’re destroying my world!.”
Capitalists don’t hold people back – they merely don’t give those who think they are held back that to which they think they are entitled.
It’s the sense of entitlement that defines a socialist – that, and the bitterness, the hatred of their people and country, the general air of smugness as they destroy everything they touch…
Neither Capitalism or Socialism are the natural way of human co-existence. Capitalism and Socialism are doctrines which you or I are free to believe in or not. I don’t believe in either. I was merely pointing out the weakness of AC1′s arguments by holding up a mirror to them which is a childish trick though that’s probably more than they deserve.
Away to your Rousseau-esque paradise with you, but better watch out for those noble savages – they can be quite territorial and clannish.
There is no natural form of human existence that could survive agriculture and the requirement to hold land – successive experiments have been tried and all have failed to a greater or lesser degree.
Liberal capitalism has been the least carastrophic system tried so far – and socialism probably the worst.
This is not just about capitalism and socialism. I fear it is much much worse than that. Eugenics!
http://ken-hall.blogspot.com/2009/03/when-hitler-killed-millions-he-was.html
Many quotes about reducing the human population to less than 1 billion globally.
Alongside lots of other “inconvenient truths” for the climate alarmist fascists.
Those clannish, territorial noble savage Humans did apparently make it through a “Rousseau-esque paradise” for maybe the best part of 200,000 years so as far as success goes the pre-Civilised man has the years on us. Not to be sniffed at especially as civilisation is looking at a situation of perhaps 11 Billion people on finite, rapidly diminishing resources by mid-Century. The “least catastrophic system tried so far” is pathetic and I’m not sure who you’re trying to convince with that. I’d give it a few decades before you trot that one out again if I were you. Anyway, Liberal Capitalism doesn’t matter since, unlike us, it doesn’t exist within in something bigger – a planet that is, unlike Liberal Capitalism, a self-correcting system.
And at last we come to the nub of the matter – whether the planet should support as many humans as we can keep alive.
Some (probably most) people think we should try to keep people alive and provide a system that feeds, shelters and protects them. This may lead to 11 billion people on the planet – my guess (only based on the way the developed world has gone in the past) is that increasing wealth leads to a decrease in birthrate, and a level of 8-9 billion will be reached without excessive pain.
You, on the other hand, point to a 200,000 year history of man surviving as a hunter-gatherer and think that everything after that (including, presumably, the development of written language and culture) is some sort of devilish plot to upset Gaia.
Guess what? Misterned is right – you are a eugenicist of the worst kind – not by the slightly misguided science of the 1930s, but by the anti-human religion that is Watermelonism.
Green on the outside, red on the inside – delusion meets Fabianism in the worst of all possible philosophies.
I’m a Georgist BTW (hyper capitalist). I turn the state into a business and every citizen into a shareholder in it.
Oh dear we appear to have found the last remaining Malthusian left.
Malthus has been consistently proven wrong and Ricardo has been consistently proven right.
Well, in my youth some local services were still provided by ‘the Corporation’ – so Georgism isn’t perhaps as strange as those of a confused disposition may think.
I’m not bothered so long as the state doesn’t cost me too much and doesn’t stop me earning a living.
No, that’s not the nub of the matter. Of course humans are right to and will endeavor to keep as many of us alive and strive for continued presence of the species and help the suffering but our brief, mainly Science-led say won’t last forever. Strange you should be so keen for other beings to stay alive because your tone wouldn’t seem to back it up. Maybe you should clarify your position.
Since you think we’ll reach 8-9 Billion without excessive pain I’ll go tell the Scientific community you’ve worked it all out. No need for the next great leap forward as this numbskull on Guido’s blog worked it out, tell Hawking to shut up about us going away on spaceships because it’s all going to work out.
What makes you think hunter-gatherers didn’t have sophisticated communication or culture?
Eugenics, Fabianism, Watermelonism….blah, blah, blah. Man came from the Earth, is part of the Earth and at some point will return to the Earth. Decided by the Earth. Simple as that.
AC1 is a Georgist [for fuck's sake...] and you think it’ll be fine if the State doesn’t cost you too much or stop you making a living? Jesus wept. If you’d made it clear at the beginning how vacuous you both were I wouldn’t have bothered.
Classic tat cut n paste re-edit gobbledegook.
What a spacker!
The left have one aim: to bring us all down to the level of the lowest common denominator.
That way we’re all equal. It’s all about Fairness™, see?
I’ll do my bit to clear up the unwanted carbon.
How much will you pay me to take your diamonds off your hands ?
*chortle*
Handbags everywhere FFS
I was just thinking that myself!
I love to see a man bag fight , go on loves , have a ruck !
Hi Dale you orange bastard
Fuck off ya fruity bastard.
We just need David Dickinson and Peter Hain and we can have an Orange Trio!
…then get Prescott and Pickles to sit on them all and we get orange squash.
Don’t worry Chris. I will initiate a fillibuster. Boaz
You’ve busted enough fillies..
Oh no my MP is spouting now. David Browns in Huddersfield make the gears for wind turbines. Kirklees have created a “warm zone.” That’ll be the council meeting hall then.
Can someone please tell either an Italian Mafioso, a Jamaican Yardie, a Japanese Yakuza or a Chinese Triad that Ali Dizaei called their mum a slag?
Come here and say that!
Your Mom is a slag.
I wanna be head of the ELO.
I’m not rolling over for you, you bent bastard!
“Wednesday, 16 March 2011, A founding member of the Electric Light Orchestra died when a 63-stone bale of silage rolled 200 feet down a field and landed on his moving car in Devon.
Michael Edwards, 62, the band’s former cellist, died instantly in the incident last September.”
Was that the curse of Jonah working backwards in time?
I wonder what else in the past he will be responsible for in the future?
I blame Steven Hawkins for being nasty to religious people – it has upset the natural order of things.
I blame him for the death of King Harold in 1066 and the resultant take over of the English crown by the Normans (in my view that was the first attempt of the EU to make a Superstate).
Anyone else notice the similar Surname of El Gordo and the Doc in Back to the Future, now we know where all the money from the gold sales went, El Gordo brought a load of second hand flux capacitors from a relative!
The Norman invasion of 1066 was blessed by the pope.
Catholicism devastated the English and 90% of the lands seized by the Normans is still in the hands of their descendants.
I wish people could spell my name properly
Of course he is lying ,he is an mp,
Oh one does hate the micks.
Hurry up and die you old trout. I’d like to be king before I’m 80.
You can both die as want to be King while I still have hair and before Ryan Giggs gets divorced.
I wanna be head of the NUT
I think there’s an election involved, Gordon. Best try another TLA, eh?
NSDAP?
You’ve always been the chief nut in my eyes sonny boy.
There’th a girl that’th been on my mind
All the time
Thu-thu-thudio
Hey diz Royals was break dancin to my beats, gimmie a knighthood !
Fuck off back to iran, ayatollah assaholla.
A small point
According to AA road map planner it takes 1 hour from the LSE to Stanstead. If she had the meal and left at 2130 allowing time to walk to the car park she could still just meet the plane at the 10.23 arrival time. The given arrival time is wheels down on runway not through the arrival gate into terminal as a lot of people think. (Was the plane early or late I wonder?)
AA road planner also ironically warns of speed cameras on the A5201 and the A12
Only saying……
I’ve known some good women in my time but never one that would leave a meal before its natural end, drive for an hour to the middle of nowhere and pick me up from an airport when I could perfectly well leave my car in the long stay all week and drive myself.
Maybe this is normal behaviour for politicians wives – I couldn’t possibly comment.
No way on God’s earth did she do that drive.
If he’d left his car at the airport, maybe he put in an expense claim for the parking…
What did she drink at the dinner?
And I’d have got away with it if it hadn’t been for you pesky kids.
Oh, and that bitch of an ex wife
I fear the good ali is being much malighn….impun….reputation being attacked blahh…gufff…drool ..vibrant…diversity…brotherhood of man…Fuck me….. I just don’t have the energy tonight
But tomorrow I will waken up ,refreshed ,focused, see Ali as a victim of …..eh..uumm,, oohh….Fuck me I just don’t have the energy today.
You know where to find me!
Gordon’s alive?!
Fuck off and move over BRIAN, I’m the DADDY NOW !
Do one. Simples!
Gordon
is a Moronsuffers from a form of mild mental retardationMaybe ……. if your pint of mild is my pint of Dogbolter.
I am Catwoman
How come the whip hasn’t caught up with you yet ?
I’ve tried to reduce my carbon emissions but I can only hold them in for so long before I have to let one rip. Pisses off Pauline but you’d think she’d be used to the odour by now, especially when I’ve had a vindaloo.
I wanna be head of the PLO
P… lease
L…eave
O…ff
O.T.
What is to stop Greece,Ireland and Portugal spending all the money, loaned to them on ouzo,guiness and siestas and just keep threatening to pull out of the euro if they don’t get more bailout money?
Nothing at all – in fact that’s the plan.
CO2 production – down. Energy use – down. Carbon credits – in the politicians’ back pockets.
The only downside is all the methane from the Guinness but that can be flared off by crack teams of Bullingdon Boys armed with lucifers and striking plates.
I’ve just had a horrible (or maybe prescient) idea.
What if there were a way of converting carbon credits into sovereign d*bt? Then it would be fiscally prudent to ruin your country’s industry and plough consumers money into dead-end but high CC energy schemes, using the generated d*bt to balance the books, making you look like a colossus in the eyes of bureacrats everywhere…
Is this Dave’s plan?
In suggesting Dave has a plan, you’re giving him too much credit.
Er, is that too much carbon credit?
Exploding watermelons in China –
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8518547/Exploding-watermelons-hit-farmers-in-China.html
Have to get some of that “forchlorfenuron” stuff and spray it on the Coalition to weed out the watermelons amongst them.
We could have a sweepstake on which Cabinet minister exploded first…
This is the sort of problem we could do with over here.
http://funpixhell.com/images/0WipDkth/big-melons.jpg
Chop off ‘is knob, the thespian loving hypocrite !!
Guido, I cannot for one minute that you would think Ed Balls might not be telling the truth, After all he is Edward Milibands trusted No2 and part of the new generation!
Sarky little get.
MRS. BALL-SCOOPER SUMS IT UP NICELY…
Super injunctions about housing ?
Is that true ??
This is a rare example of the automaton software program breaking down at the point of delivery. I believe the culprit here was the “To fast ,to Deep ” Mark one version which has now been replaced by the Mark two version .
You must really be from the IT dept – “to fast, to deep”?
The problem isn’t the software, anyway – the Balls-O-Tron is using an old BIOS (Blindly Ignorant Old Socialism), which reduces the available memory so that events prior to 1979 can no longer be accessed.
I’d advise you to scrap it and replace it with the new, improved Gideon MkII – it’s a bit shit at sums but comes in a very shiny case.
Will you be my friend?
You wanted to run the ECB too, but sadly being a former Goldman Sachs banker is a pre- requisite.
Also latest appointment to the MPC, ex Goldman Sachs MD
No thanks
Will I fook – you’re bad news pal !!!
I might be useless, but I’m not that bad.
Chris Hunt is in the shit!
You had better get Mark Oaten’s confirmation of that.
He’s got nothing to worry about.
Come on in – it tastes lovely.
Once upon a time a man called Chris went for a drive in his motor car.
As he sped along the road he was having such a lovely time he went faster and faster.
“Weeeee!” Chris shouted as he went.
Then something bad happened and he saw a flash of light in his mirror.
What do you think happened next children? I. Tomorrow’s episode Chris receives an important letter.
So am I a bad man for burning all burning my rubbish in the Rayburn and cooking and bathing on the heat produced? Or am I a good man for putting the rubbish out in a plastic bag for the council to drive around and collect it, transport it away and bury it in the ground?
John Craig on Sky News just dismissed any chance of the one eyed jock mong getting the job as boss of the IMF.
Good news day.
C4 news had one of their trained Asians interviewing Gideon on the (gravy?) train back from Brussels.
Gideon couldn’t quite bring himself to say that Brown had no chance, but he meant it!
If developments in NYC are anything to by, we must consider his track record of violence and misogyny could win the day for Gormong.
thats a bit racist eh
I think it might have been complimentary.
As in trained journalists of asian origin rather than the biased untrained bumpkins of beeb.
thats a bit racist
What is? “Trained Asians”?
Can you tell the difference between one identikit Eastern princess and another? I can’t.
And they’ve all got funny names which I really can’t be arsed remembering.
So call me what you like
just testing the water.my wife thinks im a bit staid so I tell her to switch on chn 4 news ……jon snow…… sarah smith(s’cuse me while vomit)…arshis joby wans …who gives afuck
And here was me thinking the IMF job was his reward for wrecking Britain, cynic that I am.
The jock mong only threw Nokias so is minor league to the head of the IMF who alledgedly seems to throw chambermaids.
I’d still give a lot to see him being led away by the police in handcuffs though.
Well, don’t look at me. I’m irrelevant.
Wipe my botty.
with my finger?
I just love it when a Socialist crashes – particularly if its a ‘Champagne’ cheese eating surrender monkey Socialist – how much more is to be found within the EU?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/dominique-strauss-kahn/8518820/Dominique-Strauss-Kahn-no-excuse-if-charges-are-true-says-French-prime-minister.ht
Dead link
“Oh Mr Huhne? Over here sir?”
“Columbo? What are you doing here?”
“You Spad sir. He told me you were here. The young man. He said you’d be here. Hiding in the rain barrel at your fifth favourite home.”
“I’m not hiding I was, erm checking..the ..erm..water levels. For climate change. Evaporation and drought and global warming. Anyway, what do you want Columbo? I’ve answered all your questions.”
“Yes sir..that’s true. You indeed answered my questions. ”
“Well..then I don’t see..”
“Its your wife’s question that bothered me. That’s why I’m here. You see it takes 1 hour to drive from the the London School of economics to Stanstead. Sergeant “Hunhed to perfection”. He checked that out in an earlier post above. A very capable officer there. Very thorough.Your wife was talking with Dr Strauuss-Khan until 9.30pm. Your plane arrived at 10.23pm. That’s a 60 minute drive from central London, in 53 minutes. And that’s without hats and coats and valet parking and …”
“Maybe she didn’t have a coat?”
“In March sir? In England? I would expect a coat to cover her dress, wouldn’t you sir?”
“Look Columbo. There’s a perfectly reasonable explanation. She ..well..she sped. She broke the speed limit? Big deal. Lots of people do it, don’t they detective?”
“Yes sir” {takes a big draw on his cigar} “Yes sir, I believe they do”
…..”Well goodnight sir…oh, by the way I love that energy policy. That carbon trading credit scheme. I don’t understand all that stuff, but my wife, well, she thinks you should have been leader. She says she would have voted for you. She’s a Democrat you know. Any way..goodnight sir.”
“Won’t you have a drink Columbo?”
“Ohh, that’s very kind sir, but no. I have to get down to TalkTalk and look through the phone records. And there’s some journalists to interview.And I need to check the airport landing times. So no. But thank you for offering. ..Well..I won’t bother you again sir. ……….
….Well, at least not tonight anyways…….
Do you want a hand up or are you staying in your barrel? Staying in ..I see…well, goodnight again sir.”
I’M SURE YOU’LL AGREE I SOUND TOTALLY CONVINCING….
You sounded convincing to me!
I’m convinced he is telling the truth…
Oh hang on – there’s a bloke at my door says he’s from the waterboard and wants to come in and check my biscuit tin for money.. I must let him in
Well he’s convinced me
I love driving. Poop poop!
Eric
Morley sentence Friday !
wots happnin bout lord warwick ‘s case? haveI got that right?
Still awaiting sentence – they’ve probably sent him for psychological tests and social reports (which is going to take ages, as he hasn’t been in the Court Circular bit of the Times for a logn while).
Never you worry – when he gets sentenced it’ll be all over the BBC – he is a coconut in their eyes, after all.
what a nightmare for his judgyeship ………ummmm..all those socio, diversivo,what about the ……the Hunt’s a convicted crook!
His first job will be to judge the “Miss E-Wing” competition.
Trouble is, Eric’s puckered ringpiece is the prize….
Pineapples or melons?
http://tinyurl.com/3qcxxbz
Time they got their fingers out re: MacShane. Don’t want a case of ‘after a short illness’ before that twat gets his come-uppance.
The tide is high, but I’m holding on.
No chance of him being number 1
You nicked it off the Paragons anyway, you old tart.
Wot grate days, Socialista Fascista Plutocrats self destructing all over the place.
God must be working overtime. Even fun to read the morning paper again.
Just need Grodom to be caught in an act of villainy for the finale.
So what could be worse than leaving the country in 4.5 trillion of debt FFS? Strangling a kitten?
That arrogant scotch twat Salmond has been laying out the terms of Scottish independence.
They would keep the Queen, the Scottish pound sterling and the UK military troops…
ExFuckingScuse me? What? Who the FUCK do you think you are Salmond to claim that YOU can choose what parts of the UK you get to keep, if and when the English kick your sorry little ungrateful midge infested shithole country out of the Union????
Please Cameron, insist that the English, Northern Irish and Welsh get a say in the break up of the UK…. We can vote for independence and then the Scots will get a fucking big, uncomfortable wake up call. They will be forced to accept an economic reality devoid of the massive English subsidy.
So are you for Scottish independence or against it ? You seem a bit confused.
I am for the English kicking the Scots out of the Union on English terms, not Scottish ones.
No confusion there.
So a bit like the scorned wife who says your not walking out on me, I’m leaving ! Before lounging off .
here, haud on we’re no all like that!
He has no majority amongst the Scots. Let him huff and puff. Concede nothing as he will not put it to a vote within the next 5 years as he knows he will lose.
What Salmond wants and what the majority of the Scottish people want are two entirely different things.
What the English want is for the Scots to fuck off.
And the Scots want the english parasites to fuck off out of their scotch universities.
Oh don’t forget Salmond has also stated that Scotland will continue to use the DVLA, but won’t pay towards it. The Scots expect to use English roads but won’t contribute towards their upkeep. Oh and Salmond has also said that he’d expect the English to keep funding military bases in Scotland!!! The fat c u n t is so thick he’s dimmer than Brown and Balls.
The Scots will no doubt expect to keep all those public sector jobs that were moved up to jockland by NuLiebore.
Problem is none of the mongs on the BBC have the balls to challenge him. Anyone who knows about the scum jocks know they don’t like paying for anything.
Even Salmond knows that Scotland’s only real income is from oil (13 billion) and that it spends double that on benefits alone. When 50% of the jocks in Scotland are English funded state jobs, take those away and Scotland is well fucked.
Salmond also wants ‘his’ share of Britain’s National Insurance net-egg.
To pay his country’s pensioners.
Are you going to tell him, or shall I? Nah. Let’s let him find out for himself.
But they’re entitled to it – after all, all those stamps paid while they breed and drink Bucky on the dole mist count for something?
I see the “Vichy” Welshman is licking English arse yet again.
The truth is there is no spoon.
What the Fuck has DVLA got to do with “English” Roads ? Jesus Christ you are pig ignorant. Btw all these Roads built using materials invented by Scots Engineers another one of the Pay offs from the Union.
What has the DVLA got to do with roads at all ? There’s no such thing as the ‘road fund licence’ any more. The DVLA exists solely to raise revenue.
As for the choice of road materials, that must have been because the Jockanese hate the Paddies.
It means that Gordon will be the next Head of DVLA.
Would you like some fish to go with those chips on your shoulders?
Thanks to DNA – discovered by an Englishman (and woman) and a yank – then the Scots now have the ability to find out who their dads really are.
And of course thanks to the jet engine (invented by an Englishman) they (the Scots) can now leave Scotland even quicker.
Quid pro quo mate.
Not forgetting the English monks of Buckfast Abbey which provide the Scots with their national beverage.
The British did not invade Ireland – we did. Who the fuck do you think built all the Norman Castles, Norman Monasteries and Norman shit before the Brits were even invented?
Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good rant.
Brittania is a Roman word – long before you Norman bastards.
Still, you’re right about the Irish thingy.
The vikings were kicking them up and down the pitch before the normans. Just as they were the Scots and the English.
I want to be head of the KGB
It’s defunct and not working any more, so that’s perfect for you.
Tell you what.
Why don’t you try and become head of your local KFC and we’ll see how you go.
Can I be in charge of making the special recipe of herbs and spices?
Never swallow his special sauce
Kirkcaldy Gay Brigade?
Tonight I will be Britney Spears.
Jesus, the fucking BBC are STILL going on about Bin Laden (Newsnight). What is the obsession the BBC have with Alky Ada? Do they somehow have tighter arse holes that are loved by BBC men?
Who gives a fucking shit you BBC mongs?
Well said it was hypothetical bullshit from start to finish, what about that socialist raping bastard Dominique Strauss-Kahn eh? And what about Gordomong trying his luck for the top IMF job and being told to get back in his mong box and button it?
I thpeak human!
Fuck me – they’ve got two 6th formers doing the paper review on Sky – can’t they afford adult wages? Some cock from the Times and an even younger looking boy from the Indy – so we’re bound to get an incisive programme.
I didn’t see it but I imagine their opinions were of more value than any of the shit that comes out of Trashbin Alibi Frown’s mouth when she does the paper review.
Or even worse – Toilets Maguire
Ms Thomas shed tears as she denied blackmailing the footballer for up to £100,000, and reiterated that they had been involved in a six-month affair. The Welsh brunette said she would not be talking to the newspapers again about the affair, and said she wanted her day in court to expose the man who she had been sleeping with. …..
What’s with this sleeping with? So 1970s
Say it like it is ” shagging”
In the 70s, she would have correctly said “with whom she was” etc.
Ejercashun, don’tcha just luvit?
So whom do I believe? Scumbag footballer or Welsh Hooker? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I googled Welsh Hooker and got this pic!
http://www.espnscrum.com/PICTURES/CMS/12600/12673.jpg
I love it when Juthtine drethheth up in a nurthe’th uniform. It turnth me on.
I wonder if she looks like Nurse Piggrim?
Mail claiming wife told judge about speeding fiddle:
“Chris Huhne’s estranged wife revealed to a judge eight years ago that her husband had asked her to take the blame for his speeding offences, the Mail has been told.
Vicky Pryce is said to have confided in her friend in 2003 that the Energy Secretary had made her take points on her licence to save himself from a driving ban.”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1388158/Chris-Huhnes-wife-Vicky-Pryce-told-judge-speeding-deception-8-years-ago.html
According to the Glagee Metro this Monday, Scotchland will be very rich from THEIR OIL after independence.
Reality Check… The oil belongs to the United Kingdom government. If the Scotch want to opt out of the UK, so be it. Good bye and may your god go with you.
What the fuck is Glagee you thick English twat ?
Keep taking your stupid pills, sweaty sock.
I belong tee Glasgee, Dear auld Glasgee toown, There’s nothing the matter wi’ Glasgee When it’s goin’ roound and roound
Mr Huhne is not finding much of harbour from his own side .
However Mr Clegg appears to have oppertunly choose to try it on with lords reform without mentioning how much it would cost . Whilst one lord is facing a little justice it is alittle wrong to presume an elected chamber would clean matters up .It may be true that a little thinning is required , but elected is not necessarily better ,in that the way legislation is considered would have hitherto added populist burdens ,which if the last goverment is anything to go by would be a disaster .The UK has perhaps not suffered many other countries ills as direct result of the second chambers stability/abilities.
Worth keeping an eye out for Labour ministers who have now been out of office for 12 months and so are free to “translate their knowledge and contacts about the international scene into something that, bluntly, makes money”.
Talking of which, Finnmeccanica have done the decent thing in return for Hoon waving through their purchase of Westland and agreeing to buy the overpriced Lynx Wildcat, people may enjoy the following “celebration” of Hoon’s career :
http://www.thinkdefence.co.uk/2011/05/when-is-the-piss-taking-going-to-stop/
Chris Hunt to resign, Just trying to bury the bad news.
I’m Chris Huhne. And so’s my wife.
Very useful fellow, that Huhne. Splendid whipping boy.
While everybody’s breaking him on the wheel, there’s no time to worry about all his erstwhile mates. Lib/Lab/Cons, the biggest bunch of prats that this country has ever been cursed with.
Look upon their works, ye disenfranchised, and despair. And there’s loads more where this came from.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-13430375
You don’t really believe all that socialist propaganda from the bbc, surely?
Not from the BBC but from the National Audit Office every now and again.
Lord, how do they manage to keep a straight face in that job?
The Lib/Lab/Cons have transmuted incompetence into a 24 carat gold art form.
The system is about infrastructure, not patient care; the bbc are deliberately trying to scare people.
Don’t believe a fucking word the bbc come out with.
“All I want to say is that these allegations are simply incorrect. They’ve been made before and they’ve been shown to be untrue, and I very much welcome the referral to the police.”
Men. They just can’t be trusted.
Why is the London Olympic torch going around All of Britain?
Is it some political gesture that all taxpayers and all lottery players are having to pay for the LONDON Olympics?
The voters of Cornwall told Coe exactly what they thought of him but it seems he is still suckling off their taxes.
Hey, Londoners have to pay for the olympics too, and pay for the tickets
AND they get all the fucking disruption to their normal routine.
The Olympics is a waste of money for the rest of the country, but a 2 week apocalypse for London.
Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.
I want to be head of the ENO.
Surely a Huhne resignation would be good news all round?
The only loser would be his soul mate Carina.
It would be most beneficial to UK PLC if Huhne was found decapitated by one of his cherished windmills and health and safety ordered all windfarms to be closed and demolished
I can arrange for the unexpected demise of nuisance persons…..
I look forward to PMQs. I will be amazing.
I want to run the SNP
We wouldn’t trust you to run a bath.
I note that someone has taken to calling the BBC, ‘Britanistan Brainwashing Corporation’. Why ???
Beep Beep…