May 17th, 2011

“Maniac” Huhne To Be Debated in the House

The “Ten Minute Rule Motion, Dangerous Driving (Maximum Sentence)” is directly after Huhne’s climate statement. Someone in the parliamentary business office certainly has a sense of humour. Will be amusing to watch Huhne try speed off before it begins. Beep beep…


  1. 1
    Just an observation but... says:

    Those protesters in Dublin look as thick as pig shit !

  2. 2
    The thick of it says:

    Life imitates art

  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    He is more of a laughing stock than Presscott, Dead Hunt walking!

  4. 4
    bowmen says:


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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I wonder if Lord Ahmed will be in the gallery?

  6. 6
    bowmen says:

    is that ever possible….

    worse than prescot.,,, please one hit a voter , one was bonking a colleague when holding 2nd highest post in country…..

    come on

  7. 7
    Andrew Marrtian says:

    He should have taken out a super-injunction.

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    Soon to be reinstated Commander Ali Dizaei says:

    You is institutionally racist Billy , I’m gonna prod you hard in the chest with a sheesha pipe mouth peice , then i’ll make a citizens arrest on you for assault if you don’t shut it. I ain’t your slave boy, innit ?

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Or on the phone

  10. 10
    Ali Dizaei Rascal says:

    I take good pics with me camera

  11. 11
    Lard Presclott of Bulimia, Bog Seats, Beams,Bellies,Banjos,Punches, Croquet, Pies, Jags 'n' Shags says:

    I still had the last laugh cos I’m in the House of Lards now.

  12. 12
    Joss Sayin says:

    Clegg has been a disaster in the House today. If that is the best the LibDems can elect as leader God help them.

    The same can be said for the Conservatives electing EU lover cast iron Dave as theirs.

  13. 13
    Joss Sayin says:

    +2 (one for your ‘name’)

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    I used to vote Conservative, but Dave came along says:


    And Miliband in Labour, although to be fair Labour didn’t choose him.

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    Madness says:

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    Dave Camoron's School for Wasting Money says:

    That was £7billion well-spent. Well done, Dave.

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    Strewth says:


  18. 18
    Dickie Bird says:

    Pathetic, lad

  19. 19
    Knick Knack Paddy wack says:

    70’s skin head throwbacks.

  20. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Is Clegg LD or conservative?

  21. 21
    Speed says:

    The Huhney Monster is in the chamber. Labour benches busy. Should be fun.

  22. 22
    bastards! says:

    We’re all fucked. Time to take to the streets and reclaim parliament and our money back.

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    Speed says:

    Just started his statement. I wonder if this will end up being his final appearance as a cabinet minister.

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    cast iron says:

    Dave doesn’t like the EU and will give a referendum on any further encroachment of EU powers in the UK, apart from on climate, justice etc. but we can still set our own interest rates so long as they’re set to maximize inflation and pass wealth from saver to feckless.

  25. 25
    bastards! says:

    The prime eco-fascist is in the House.

    Go preach your bullshit to the Chinese and see how they react!

    You fucking wanker.

  26. 26
    Smig says:

    I thought driving fast increased carbon emissions?

  27. 27
    Speed says:

    Boring fucking statement. And no heckling yet.

  28. 28
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Question to Chris Hunt : Should dr*vers who speed and therefore polute the enviroment get extra points?

  29. 29
    Dave 'I'm a regular kinda guy' Cameron says:

    Who knows they are all interchangable.

  30. 30
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    On thier lisence .

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    The defender of free speech, have you seen how quick G*id* took down comments when his past was discussed? I smell a giant rat on this issue.

  32. 32
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    No he is a politicion.

  33. 33
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    On their what now?

    What a boring statement. And why is no-one having any fun?

  34. 34
    eco-loons says:

    Who wants a fucking low carbon economy? Who asked us? Why are they doing it? Forecasts and targets for 2020 + are utterly meaningless.

    They can’t even forecast the economy from one month to the next.

    Fuck off!

  35. 35
    TV Watch says:

    Handbags everywhere FFS

  36. 36
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    His blog, his rules.

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    The Queen has laid a wreath at the Republic of Ireland’s Garden of Remembrance during the first visit to the country by a British monarch.

    The act is significant as the garden, in Dublin, is dedicated to people who fought for Irish independence.

  38. 38
    Simon Hughes says:

    One of them fucked me last night

  39. 39
    Dave 'I'm a regular kinda guy' Cameron says:

    Carbon is plant food Billy, so producing more is helping the environment and all things dependent on it. That’s why the ‘greenest goverment ever’ is going to forcibly reduce it’s production and tax it.
    Make what you will of that particular madness.

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    So you agree there is no free speech?

  41. 41
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    I was just thinking that myself!

  42. 42
    twat watch says:

    Piss off you arse licker.

  43. 43
    Ali Dizaei says:

    Hey Billy, i see you can write Farsi … or is dat pashtoon ? Cos, it certainly ain’t fuckin english , innit ?

  44. 44
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    When go into someones house/blog then you abide by thier rules, If you dont like it or agree then you dont go again.

  45. 45
    Dale Winton says:

    I love to see a man bag fight , go on loves , have a ruck !

  46. 46
    Archer Karcher says:

    Nah, you just smell.

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    I think what she did was right, the £7bn could have been given to Ireland for what England in the past. Aid budget could be payment for past mistakes as well.

    I only wish the families that benefited paid not the rest.

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    What about free speech? This is a form of censorshi*. What was discussed was true.

  49. 49
    What have the Irish ever done for US ?? says:

    The BBC interviewed one particular thick as pig shit local who said that she didn’t want Queen Elizabeth in Ireland until she’d given back the Six Counties that she’d refused to give back!!!!!!!!!!!!!….and what had the English ever done for Ireland…..(other than offer them a bail out of course)…..the woman has obviously no knowledge of Irish History after 1922

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Take it up with Guido then or start your own blog with no modding or censorship.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    I am afraid we can’t even blame the EU or the UN for this carbon obsession insanity. These fools either are incredibly stupid and gullible, or they are charlatans and devious thieves. It’s one or the other.

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Queen cannot give it back only the PM and MPs can. What about what happened before 1922?

  53. 53
    Handycock says:

    Don’t worry Chris. I will initiate a fillibuster. Boaz

  54. 54
    When in doubt play the man not the ball says:

    The earlier debate with Cleggie trying to convince people that they wanted an elected House of Lords was much more fun..the Tory and Labour backbenchers obviously had a competition going on who could knock Nick from one side of the Chamber to the other…on balance I think the Tories won on points

  55. 55
    Peter Tatchell says:

    Hi Dale you orange bastard

  56. 56
    Strewth says:

    Yup – start your own blog and apply your own rules and standards

    If you don’t like the beer, try another pub

  57. 57
    Archer Karcher says:

    English not your first language?

  58. 58
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Anon, Read this link :

  59. 59
    the stench of hypocrisy says:

    The people who impose these ridiculous carbon targets are the same ones who fly around the world talking bollocks about climate change.

  60. 60
    Flashman says:

    The EU is a splendid institution and I look forward to many lucrative happy sinecures when I retire from mainstream politics

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    The Paragnostic says:

    The bogtrotters have had since 1922 to get their act together, and the £7bn is nothing to do with any ‘mea culpa’ on our behalf.

    Similarly with P-stan – they’ve had their own shithole since 1948, and to continue giving aid to them while they spend money they don’t have on nuclear bombs is just ludicrous.

    You may buy into the whole Phoney Blair guilt trip, but as the grandson of a miner and a boilermaker, I certainly don’t.

    We owe these people nothing – no aid, no right to come here and shit on our traditions and our soldiers, and above all no apologies for what the plutocrats of the past may have done.

  62. 62
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The lords is fine as it is, make it elected and then a big can of worms will be opened and it aint good.

  63. 63
    Strewth says:

    Well said

  64. 64
    Rufus T. Firefly says:

    1921 moron

  65. 65

    You’ve busted enough fillies..

  66. 66
    The Paragnostic says:

    Tell you what – here’s an idea.

    Scotland sends all the Catholics back to Ulster, thus solving sectarianism at a stroke.

    Ulster, in return, sends back all the Wee Frees and Orangemen to Scotland. Sectarian problem #2 solved.

    Then Ulster can vote to join Ireland or not – saving us £9bn a year in Barnett subsidy if they do.

    Then people can bitch about ancient history as much as they like.

  67. 67
    Mark Oaten says:

    Your point being?

  68. 68

    Oh no my MP is spouting now. David Browns in Huddersfield make the gears for wind turbines. Kirklees have created a “warm zone.” That’ll be the council meeting hall then.

  69. 69
    double whammy says:

    “These fools either are incredibly stupid and gullible, or they are charlatans and devious thieves. It’s one or the other”

    Usually both if they can manage it.

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    King Billy says:

    Fuck off ya fruity bastard.

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    MrAngry61 says:

    @Paragnostic – agree wholeheartedly with what you say. Unfortunately the international aid is quid pro quo for the UK pretending to punch above its weight in the world. It’s all soft power, not the hard power that we can’t do any longer.

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    Anonymous says:

    That just about sums it up.
    Why we’re giving billions to countries that despise everything about our land, people and traditions, is beyond me.
    And can I just add that the Welsh, Irish and Scots now have their own parliaments. Let them raise and spend their own taxes, run their own countries and leave us to run ours.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Wiv da lens you was havin’ on da news las night bro, you is taking pictures of them white bitches in da window, innit? That was one proper peeping Tom camera, bro!

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    Good Diction a thing of the pist says:

    well spelt!

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    I hate that cunt says:

    Can someone please tell either an Italian Mafioso, a Jamaican Yardie, a Japanese Yakuza or a Chinese Triad that Ali Dizaei called their mum a slag?

  76. 76
    ScotsRuleOK says:

    we (the scots) do run our own country… its called england.

    We needed two roman walls (hadrian and antonines) to keep the world out… but still they come….

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I wanna be head of the ELO.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    It’s a plan to stop us being overrun by evil chlorophyll monsters who will poison the world with their waste oxygen.

    Haven’t you read Day of the Triffids? It’s the AGW bible – or at least it may well as be, since most of the rest of their stuff is ‘science’ fiction…

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    I wish people could spell my name properly

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Yep – Billy – the whole question of mandates and the relative powers of the two houses would come to the fore.

    I preferred it with hereditary peers – they knew they were there to level the worst excesses of the Commons and took their job seriously. The new, Blair appointed, politicised HoL is dangerous enough already without giving the buggers any sense of democratic legitimacy.

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    joescotus says:

    Of course he is lying ,he is an mp,

  82. 82
    Points Mean Prizes says:

    Hune’s ex wife said he only wanted sex when he was pissed.

    Hune said thie wasn’t true. Sometimes he wanted a kebab.

  83. 83
    The Queen says:

    Oh one does hate the micks.

  84. 84
    Beethoven says:

    I’m not rolling over for you, you bent bastard!

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    Anonymous says:

    What about the Welsh, do we just chuck them in the Bristol Channel ?

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    Archer Karcher says:

    The people who impose it are the corrupt political class.
    They give themselves a fraudulent fig leaf of legitimacy, by using appointed Quango’s stuffed with ‘their’ people, who are only too keen to give them ‘their’ ‘independent’ conclusions ( note the number of times Huhne referenced the ‘Independent’ Climate Panel which is not independent at all ).
    What they will never do though, is get into open debate with experts who actually know that the ‘science’ of AGW, contains virtually no real science within it and can demolish it’s entire premise easily.

  87. 87
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wanna be head of the NUT

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    The Future is Grim under ECHR says:

    It is just a matter of time before criminal cases are heard in Secret and where it will be illegal to report on the proceedings including guilty verdicts.

  89. 89
    Charles says:

    Hurry up and die you old trout. I’d like to be king before I’m 80.

  90. 90
    Taffy says:

    Sheep n super strength shandy and we’re happy

  91. 91
    AC1 says:

    > Huhne’s TV Denial Was PR Disaster – Ed Staite

    Middle name “of”?

  92. 92
    Ed says:

    There’th a girl that’th been on my mind
    All the time

  93. 93
    Ali Dizaei Rascal says:

    Hey diz Royals was break dancin to my beats, gimmie a knighthood !

  94. 94
    Sir William Waad says:

    They are like mediaeval archbishops, wallowing in wealth while preaching poverty to the masses.

  95. 95
    Vincente Leroy Watanabe-Jiang says:

    Come here and say that!

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    The Paragnostic says:

    We have God’s own country, thankyou – though I’d be happier to see a proper parliament spending only what it can justify in taxes, which is why I’m not a Plaid supporter.

    I do wish you lot would just take independence and stop whingeing on here.

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    AC1 says:

    The technical term for AGW is science bollocks.

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    Airport's that way, cunt says:

    Fuck off back to iran, ayatollah assaholla.

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    A Pensioner says:

    Its nothing to do with carbon, but everything to do with raising tax.

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    Science Fact says:

    The atmosphere makes it possible for certain things to live.
    The certain things that live do things that change the atmosphere.
    The changing atmosphere means it becomes impossible for certain things to continue living…

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    AC1 says:

    Look if Capitalism means you (being a mental lefty) cannot be much more wealthy than the rest of the population then you start thinking of ways to destroy it and thus increase your RELATIVE status.

    Envy + Narcissism + Projection = Trio of symptoms of Leftism.

    The thought process goes like this “Hold people back, because they deserve less than you”, say “They’re destroying the world!”

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    The Paragnostic says:

    I assume that as he’s now had his mid life crisis and moved in with a lesbian, when he gets home arseholed these days he wants kebabbing with a strap-on, rather than a kebab?

    After all, his wife was a Greek…

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    Huhned to perfection says:

    A small point

    According to AA road map planner it takes 1 hour from the LSE to Stanstead. If she had the meal and left at 2130 allowing time to walk to the car park she could still just meet the plane at the 10.23 arrival time. The given arrival time is wheels down on runway not through the arrival gate into terminal as a lot of people think. (Was the plane early or late I wonder?)

    AA road planner also ironically warns of speed cameras on the A5201 and the A12

    Only saying……

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Agree, Imagine the extra cost as well , HOL has always kept a good check on the worst bills that come from the commons.

    Why wreck it?

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    The Paragnostic says:

    My other theory is that people like Huhne were traumatised at an early age by Bill and Ben, and this explains their global crusade against plant food.

    It’s either that or the man and his fellow believers are calculating, grabbing, evil bastards who wish to enrich themselves at our expense, which would just be cynical of me.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Time for King Harry then Sir WW – he’ll sort the bastards out from the back of Will’s Sea King with a flamethrower and some napalm.

    Would the UEA be up for grabs after the destruction of the AGW monasteries? I reckon you could actually teach some science there if you tried…

  107. 107
    The Paragnostic says:

    Time for King Billy then Sir WW – he’ll sort the bastards out from the back of his Sea King with a flamethrower and some napalm.

    Would the UEA be up for grabs after the destruction of the AGW monasteries? I reckon you could actually teach some science there if you tried…

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Fifteen year lucrative sinecures once elected and more than likely, no way of ridding yourself of the parasites should they go ‘native’ is a recipe for absolutley rotten Parliament.
    Just say whatever people want to hear, then wayhay, milk it for all you are worth, whilst your ‘constituents’ are entirely powerless.

  109. 109
    The Paragnostic says:

    It’s worse than that AC1 – it’s the whole ‘vanguard of the revolution’ attitude all over again.

    Will Huhne be the Lenin of our times, presiding over the de-electrification of the United Kingdom?

    I wonder where the AGWs Stalin is lurking – and their Beria, come to that…

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    The Paragnostic says:

    I think there’s an election involved, Gordon. Best try another TLA, eh?

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    I want to sodomise Priti Patel says:

    Your Mom is a slag.

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    1CA says:

    Look, if Capitalism means you [being a mental righty] can be much more wealthy than the rest of the population then you start believing in ways to destroy those in opposition to it and thus increase your RELATIVE status.

    (Financial Wealth+Self-Worth) + Psychobabble = Your post.

    The thought process goes like this; “Hold people back because they deserve less than me” , “They’re destroying my world!.”

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    The Paragnostic says:

    I’ve known some good women in my time but never one that would leave a meal before its natural end, drive for an hour to the middle of nowhere and pick me up from an airport when I could perfectly well leave my car in the long stay all week and drive myself.

    Maybe this is normal behaviour for politicians wives – I couldn’t possibly comment.

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    Old dog no tricks says:

    What £7Bn for some rotton bloody potatoes – you’ve gotta be kiddin’ !

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Capitalists don’t hold people back – they merely don’t give those who think they are held back that to which they think they are entitled.

    It’s the sense of entitlement that defines a socialist – that, and the bitterness, the hatred of their people and country, the general air of smugness as they destroy everything they touch…

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    joescotus says:

    I fear the good ali is being much malighn….impun….reputation being attacked blahh…gufff…drool ..vibrant…diversity…brotherhood of man…Fuck me….. I just don’t have the energy tonight

    But tomorrow I will waken up ,refreshed ,focused, see Ali as a victim of …,, oohh….Fuck me I just don’t have the energy today.

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    Chris Cunt says:

    You know where to find me!

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    So what about the fucking paddies paying for the English people THEY have murdered and maimed over the last 40 years?

  119. 119
    Brian Blessed says:

    Gordon’s alive?!

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    So where is the compensation from the fucking Irish for all the English they’ve murdered and maimed over the last 40 years.

    The only present I’d give them is to shut down the ferries and ban all flights from Ireland to England.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I am Catwoman

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    smoggie says:

    I don’t think he has a first language. Words and concepts confuse the poor fucker.

    Her Majesty has fuck all to apologise for. Why is she kow-towing to these people and is this a way to treat any guest? If that is Irish hospitality then they can blow it up their arses.

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    John Prescott says:

    I’ve tried to reduce my carbon emissions but I can only hold them in for so long before I have to let one rip. Pisses off Pauline but you’d think she’d be used to the odour by now, especially when I’ve had a vindaloo.

  124. 124
    The Go Compare Insurance tenor off the telly adverts says:

    Fuck off and move over BRIAN, I’m the DADDY NOW !

  125. 125
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wanna be head of the PLO

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    M Bernoulli says:


  127. 127
    smoggie says:

    Terribly exciting isn’t it?!!!!

  128. 128
    Points Mean Prizes says:

    If he’d left his car at the airport, maybe he put in an expense claim for the parking…

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    he is a bit of a twat occasionally, but aren't we all says:

    Everyone knows about Guido’s past. It’s irrelevant and boring.

  130. 130
    smoggie says:

    Classic tat cut n paste re-edit gobbledegook.

    What a spacker!

  131. 131
    Camilla says:

    It were er maj, Ed OF State

  132. 132
    Axe The Telly Tax says:


    What is to stop Greece,Ireland and Portugal spending all the money, loaned to them on ouzo,guiness and siestas and just keep threatening to pull out of the euro if they don’t get more bailout money?

  133. 133
    The Paragnostic says:

    Exploding watermelons in China –

    Have to get some of that “forchlorfenuron” stuff and spray it on the Coalition to weed out the watermelons amongst them.

    We could have a sweepstake on which Cabinet minister exploded first…

  134. 134
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    No way on God’s earth did she do that drive.

  135. 135
    Meerkat says:

    Do one. Simples!

  136. 136
    BillyBob... No 'free' NHS treatment for immigrants, reform reform!! says:

    Chop off ‘is knob, the thespian loving hypocrite !!

  137. 137
    not now cato says:

    The left have one aim: to bring us all down to the level of the lowest common denominator.

    That way we’re all equal. It’s all about Fairness™, see?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido, I cannot for one minute that you would think Ed Balls might not be telling the truth, After all he is Edward Milibands trusted No2 and part of the new generation!

  139. 139
    Gordon Brown says:

    Will you be my friend?

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Nothing at all – in fact that’s the plan.

    CO2 production – down. Energy use – down. Carbon credits – in the politicians’ back pockets.

    The only downside is all the methane from the Guinness but that can be flared off by crack teams of Bullingdon Boys armed with lucifers and striking plates.

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    smoggie says:

    If some oik sprays moronic graffiti on your garden wall and you clean it off, is that denying free speech?

    Is it fuck.

    What a whining twat.

  142. 142
    Jilted John says:

    Gordon is a Moron suffers from a form of mild mental retardation

  143. 143
    Lib Dem sauce (chocolate) says:

    Chris Hunt is in the shit!

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    The Paragnostic says:

    I’ve just had a horrible (or maybe prescient) idea.

    What if there were a way of converting carbon credits into sovereign d*bt? Then it would be fiscally prudent to ruin your country’s industry and plough consumers money into dead-end but high CC energy schemes, using the generated d*bt to balance the books, making you look like a colossus in the eyes of bureacrats everywhere…

    Is this Dave’s plan?

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    Robo says:

    The Six Counties chose their fate, I gather. So ‘giving them back’ is a silly thing to ask. Until the Six choose differently, they belong in the UK.

  146. 146
    Jackanory says:

    Once upon a time a man called Chris went for a drive in his motor car.

    As he sped along the road he was having such a lovely time he went faster and faster.

    “Weeeee!” Chris shouted as he went.

    Then something bad happened and he saw a flash of light in his mirror.

    What do you think happened next children? I. Tomorrow’s episode Chris receives an important letter.

  147. 147
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m told President o’Maha is in the galley. I’ll catch up with him yet.

  148. 148
    Cecil Rhodes says:

    I’ll do my bit to clear up the unwanted carbon.
    How much will you pay me to take your diamonds off your hands ?

  149. 149
    Anonymous says:

    I said the families who benefited out of it, not every one. Rest in UK had a miserable life, almost the same as people in those countries. People like Cameron, Osborne, etc forefathers are the once who got the wealth from all these countries, rest might have got crumbs. Osborne is an Irish Lord.

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    Anonymous says:

    “Wednesday, 16 March 2011, A founding member of the Electric Light Orchestra died when a 63-stone bale of silage rolled 200 feet down a field and landed on his moving car in Devon.

    Michael Edwards, 62, the band’s former cellist, died instantly in the incident last September.”

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    1CA says:

    Neither Capitalism or Socialism are the natural way of human co-existence. Capitalism and Socialism are doctrines which you or I are free to believe in or not. I don’t believe in either. I was merely pointing out the weakness of AC1’s arguments by holding up a mirror to them which is a childish trick though that’s probably more than they deserve.

  152. 152
    Anonymous says:

    The Paragnostic

    Why did your people go and capture there land?

  153. 153
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    You had better get Mark Oaten’s confirmation of that.

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    You wanted to run the ECB too, but sadly being a former Goldman Sachs banker is a pre- requisite.

    Also latest appointment to the MPC, ex Goldman Sachs MD

  155. 155
    Anonymous says:

    So you all say free speech doesn’t practice it. Same as UKIP, you shout UKIP doesn’t vote for it. Even I have voted for UKIP. Probably you vote for B*P.

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    Choices says:

    So am I a bad man for burning all burning my rubbish in the Rayburn and cooking and bathing on the heat produced? Or am I a good man for putting the rubbish out in a plastic bag for the council to drive around and collect it, transport it away and bury it in the ground?

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Away to your Rousseau-esque paradise with you, but better watch out for those noble savages – they can be quite territorial and clannish.

    There is no natural form of human existence that could survive agriculture and the requirement to hold land – successive experiments have been tried and all have failed to a greater or lesser degree.

    Liberal capitalism has been the least carastrophic system tried so far – and socialism probably the worst.

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    Anonymous says:

    Still he could be a Cameron Tory, that is what worries me. He never says anything about Cameron.

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    John Craig on Sky News just dismissed any chance of the one eyed jock mong getting the job as boss of the IMF.

    Good news day.

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    A Pensioner says:

    What did she drink at the dinner?

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    Anonymous says:

    Cost to UK of action in Libya ‘reaches £100m’

    The cost of military operations over Libya to the British taxpayer has reached £100m, the BBC understands.

    When the campaign began, Chancellor George Osborne said the cost of British involvement in Libya would be “modest” when compared to Afghanistan.

    At the time, he estimated it would cost “in the order of tens of millions of pounds, not hundreds of millions”.

    The Ministry of Defence said it is too early to provide exact figures.

  162. 162
    Labour25 says:

    He’s got nothing to worry about.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    C4 news had one of their trained Asians interviewing Gideon on the (gravy?) train back from Brussels.

    Gideon couldn’t quite bring himself to say that Brown had no chance, but he meant it!

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Was that the curse of Jonah working backwards in time?

    I wonder what else in the past he will be responsible for in the future?

    I blame Steven Hawkins for being nasty to religious people – it has upset the natural order of things.

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    Anonymous says:

    And here was me thinking the IMF job was his reward for wrecking Britain, cynic that I am.

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    Piece of litter sitting in the gutter outside number 10 says:

    Well, don’t look at me. I’m irrelevant.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Capture whose land?

    We were there before the Romans – we just got marginalised by the bloody Sais.

    Had the bloody Irish raiding all the time – like pïkeys in boats. Eventually those Irish (at least the Scotii tribe) became the Scots, displacing the Picts to the highlands. Scottish lords then shat on the Highlanders, preferring sheep to people as they did.

    Then the silly buggers lost their shirts on Darien, and had to beg the English to bail them out.

    As to us getting beaten by the English – well, there were more of them and our rulers died in rebellion rather than take the English shilling as your treacherous Scots lords did – good luck to you.

  168. 168
    Mark Oaten says:

    Come on in – it tastes lovely.

  169. 169
    Anonymous says:

    Sarky little get.

  170. 170
    The Paragnostic says:

    “the BBC understands”

    Would that be understanding in the sense of making things up, or in the sense of reading a Labour Party press release?

    The BBC wilfully misunderstands everything that happens in the world if it cannot be reconciled with their coke-induced multi-culti paranoia agenda.

  171. 171
    Look in the mirror, bog trotter says:

    I’m sick of Irish whingeing. My parents fought the Nazid while the Oirish were supporting Hitler and his gas ovens. What the fuck have WE got to apologise for?

  172. 172
    13eastie says:

    If developments in NYC are anything to by, we must consider his track record of violence and misogyny could win the day for Gormong.

  173. 173
    A worm says:

    No thanks

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    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    And why do we still allow citizens of a foreign state, Eire, to vote in our UK elections ?

  175. 175
    Gordon Brown says:

    Wipe my botty.

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    joescotus says:

    thats a bit racist eh

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    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    Maybe one day we’ll be allowed to set our own VAT rates, because we certainly can’t now, as the EUSSR defines the range and limits, thus effectively running much of our economy.

  178. 178
    joescotus says:

    thats a bit racist

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    Scooby Doo and "Shaggy" says:

    And I’d have got away with it if it hadn’t been for you pesky kids.

    Oh, and that bitch of an ex wife

  180. 180
    Huhned to perfection says:

    The jock mong only threw Nokias so is minor league to the head of the IMF who alledgedly seems to throw chambermaids.

  181. 181
    William says:

    You can both die as want to be King while I still have hair and before Ryan Giggs gets divorced.

  182. 182
    sweet and sweeter says:

    This is the sort of problem we could do with over here.

  183. 183
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    I’d still give a lot to see him being led away by the police in handcuffs though.

  184. 184
    Chris Brian says:

    with my finger?

  185. 185
    The Paragnostic says:

    What is? “Trained Asians”?

    Can you tell the difference between one identikit Eastern princess and another? I can’t.

    And they’ve all got funny names which I really can’t be arsed remembering.

    So call me what you like :-)

  186. 186
    Fabians are Evil says:

    I just love it when a Socialist crashes – particularly if its a ‘Champagne’ cheese eating surrender monkey Socialist – how much more is to be found within the EU?

  187. 187
    Ed Balls, Shallow Chancer says:


  188. 188

    “Oh Mr Huhne? Over here sir?”

    “Columbo? What are you doing here?”

    “You Spad sir. He told me you were here. The young man. He said you’d be here. Hiding in the rain barrel at your fifth favourite home.”

    “I’m not hiding I was, erm checking..the ..erm..water levels. For climate change. Evaporation and drought and global warming. Anyway, what do you want Columbo? I’ve answered all your questions.”

    “Yes sir..that’s true. You indeed answered my questions. ”

    “Well..then I don’t see..”

    “Its your wife’s question that bothered me. That’s why I’m here. You see it takes 1 hour to drive from the the London School of economics to Stanstead. Sergeant “Hunhed to perfection”. He checked that out in an earlier post above. A very capable officer there. Very thorough.Your wife was talking with Dr Strauuss-Khan until 9.30pm. Your plane arrived at 10.23pm. That’s a 60 minute drive from central London, in 53 minutes. And that’s without hats and coats and valet parking and …”

    “Maybe she didn’t have a coat?”

    “In March sir? In England? I would expect a coat to cover her dress, wouldn’t you sir?”

    “Look Columbo. There’s a perfectly reasonable explanation. She ..well..she sped. She broke the speed limit? Big deal. Lots of people do it, don’t they detective?”

    “Yes sir” {takes a big draw on his cigar} “Yes sir, I believe they do”

    …..”Well goodnight sir…oh, by the way I love that energy policy. That carbon trading credit scheme. I don’t understand all that stuff, but my wife, well, she thinks you should have been leader. She says she would have voted for you. She’s a Democrat you know. Any way..goodnight sir.”

    “Won’t you have a drink Columbo?”

    “Ohh, that’s very kind sir, but no. I have to get down to TalkTalk and look through the phone records. And there’s some journalists to interview.And I need to check the airport landing times. So no. But thank you for offering. ..Well..I won’t bother you again sir. ……….
    ….Well, at least not tonight anyways…….
    Do you want a hand up or are you staying in your barrel? Staying in ..I see…well, goodnight again sir.”

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    Chris Hoon says:


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    Mr Toad says:

    I love driving. Poop poop!

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    Wandering Albatross says:

    Will I fook – you’re bad news pal !!!

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    Pinnochio says:

    You sounded convincing to me!

  193. 193
    Th'awd dear says:

    I’m convinced he is telling the truth…

    Oh hang on – there’s a bloke at my door says he’s from the waterboard and wants to come in and check my biscuit tin for money.. I must let him in

  194. 194
    nell says:

    I think it might have been complimentary.

    As in trained journalists of asian origin rather than the biased untrained bumpkins of beeb.

  195. 195
    White elephant says:

    I might be useless, but I’m not that bad.

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    The last quango in paris says:

    Morley sentence Friday !

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    joescotus says:

    just testing the wife thinks im a bit staid so I tell her to switch on chn 4 news ……jon snow…… sarah smith(s’cuse me while vomit)…arshis joby wans …who gives afuck

  198. 198
    Martin Luther says:

    Sir William your Medieval Bishop analogy is spot on , could I also add that the cult of buying and selling Carbon credits is the modern form of indulgences.

  199. 199
    Oxymoron says:

    A Cameron Tory? Is that like a peaceful Mus*lim?

  200. 200
    joescotus says:

    wots happnin bout lord warwick ‘s case? haveI got that right?

  201. 201
    Passing pedestrian with pants on fire says:

    Well he’s convinced me

  202. 202
    Poor Bill says:

    Super injunctions about housing ?

    Is that true ??

  203. 203
    Bouncing from one cockup to another says:

    In suggesting Dave has a plan, you’re giving him too much credit.

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    misterned says:

    So fucking what? His blog, his rules.

    You could always take a full refund and fuck off!

    You’ll never mount a rebellion of the window lickers you know.

  205. 205
    misterned says:

    Agree totally. The hereditary peers were a fine check and balance and that system worked.

    That’s why Blair broke it!

  206. 206
    misterned says:

    And introducing more and more legal controls on people’s activities. It’s all about money and power.

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    PD77 says:


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    PD77 says:

    We just need David Dickinson and Peter Hain and we can have an Orange Trio!

  209. 209
    misterned says:

    This is not just about capitalism and socialism. I fear it is much much worse than that. Eugenics!

    Many quotes about reducing the human population to less than 1 billion globally.

    Alongside lots of other “inconvenient truths” for the climate alarmist fascists.

  210. 210
    tutti fruity says:

    Pineapples or melons?

  211. 211
    PD77 says:

    I blame him for the death of King Harold in 1066 and the resultant take over of the English crown by the Normans (in my view that was the first attempt of the EU to make a Superstate).

    Anyone else notice the similar Surname of El Gordo and the Doc in Back to the Future, now we know where all the money from the gold sales went, El Gordo brought a load of second hand flux capacitors from a relative!

  212. 212
    The Paragnostic says:

    Luther – I see your indulgence and raise you a bull…

  213. 213
    Gerry "We won the war" Adams says:

    Yes. Why don’t you Brits just feck off out of Ireland. Give us back the 6 counties and you can have paisley and his friends who you stuck there in the first place.

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    1CA says:

    Those clannish, territorial noble savage Humans did apparently make it through a “Rousseau-esque paradise” for maybe the best part of 200,000 years so as far as success goes the pre-Civilised man has the years on us. Not to be sniffed at especially as civilisation is looking at a situation of perhaps 11 Billion people on finite, rapidly diminishing resources by mid-Century. The “least catastrophic system tried so far” is pathetic and I’m not sure who you’re trying to convince with that. I’d give it a few decades before you trot that one out again if I were you. Anyway, Liberal Capitalism doesn’t matter since, unlike us, it doesn’t exist within in something bigger – a planet that is, unlike Liberal Capitalism, a self-correcting system.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Still awaiting sentence – they’ve probably sent him for psychological tests and social reports (which is going to take ages, as he hasn’t been in the Court Circular bit of the Times for a logn while).

    Never you worry – when he gets sentenced it’ll be all over the BBC – he is a coconut in their eyes, after all.

  216. 216
    Gerry "We won the war" Adams says:

    The six counties did not “choose” their fate. They were created with the aim of having a permanent protestant/unionist majority forever. The rest of Ireland objected but the brits were too scared of the norn irish prods to allow for a united ireland.

  217. 217
    Gerry "We won the war" Adams says:

    The potato famine
    500 years of oppression
    Cromwell’s massacre of the several thousand inhabitants of Drogheda

  218. 218
    The Paragnostic says:

    His first job will be to judge the “Miss E-Wing” competition.

    Trouble is, Eric’s puckered ringpiece is the prize….

  219. 219
    Doc Trough says:

    Time they got their fingers out re: MacShane. Don’t want a case of ‘after a short illness’ before that twat gets his come-uppance.

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    A Liberal Huhnecrat says:

    The tide is high, but I’m holding on.

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    19/57 says:

    Wot grate days, Socialista Fascista Plutocrats self destructing all over the place.

    God must be working overtime. Even fun to read the morning paper again.

    Just need Grodom to be caught in an act of villainy for the finale.

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    misterned says:

    That arrogant scotch twat Salmond has been laying out the terms of Scottish independence.

    They would keep the Queen, the Scottish pound sterling and the UK military troops…

    ExFuckingScuse me? What? Who the FUCK do you think you are Salmond to claim that YOU can choose what parts of the UK you get to keep, if and when the English kick your sorry little ungrateful midge infested shithole country out of the Union????

    Please Cameron, insist that the English, Northern Irish and Welsh get a say in the break up of the UK…. We can vote for independence and then the Scots will get a fucking big, uncomfortable wake up call. They will be forced to accept an economic reality devoid of the massive English subsidy.

  223. 223
    Deborah Huhney says:

    No chance of him being number 1

  224. 224
    William The Conquerer says:

    The British did not invade Ireland – we did. Who the fuck do you think built all the Norman Castles, Norman Monasteries and Norman shit before the Brits were even invented?

  225. 225
    Anonymous says:

    So what could be worse than leaving the country in 4.5 trillion of debt FFS? Strangling a kitten?

  226. 226
    Gordon Brown says:

    I want to be head of the KGB

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    The Paragnostic says:

    And at last we come to the nub of the matter – whether the planet should support as many humans as we can keep alive.

    Some (probably most) people think we should try to keep people alive and provide a system that feeds, shelters and protects them. This may lead to 11 billion people on the planet – my guess (only based on the way the developed world has gone in the past) is that increasing wealth leads to a decrease in birthrate, and a level of 8-9 billion will be reached without excessive pain.

    You, on the other hand, point to a 200,000 year history of man surviving as a hunter-gatherer and think that everything after that (including, presumably, the development of written language and culture) is some sort of devilish plot to upset Gaia.

    Guess what? Misterned is right – you are a eugenicist of the worst kind – not by the slightly misguided science of the 1930s, but by the anti-human religion that is Watermelonism.

    Green on the outside, red on the inside – delusion meets Fabianism in the worst of all possible philosophies.

  228. 228
    The Paragnostic says:

    You nicked it off the Paragons anyway, you old tart.

  229. 229
    joescotus says:

    what a nightmare for his judgyeship ………ummmm..all those socio, diversivo,what about the ……the Hunt’s a convicted crook!

  230. 230
    The Paragnostic says:

    It’s defunct and not working any more, so that’s perfect for you.

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    So that would be... says:

    Kirkcaldy Gay Brigade?

  232. 232
    Anonymous says:

    So are you for Scottish independence or against it ? You seem a bit confused.

  233. 233
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Maybe ……. if your pint of mild is my pint of Dogbolter.

  234. 234
    tell it like it really is says:

    Don’t think English is even the third language of Anonymous.

  235. 235
    joescotus says:

    here, haud on we’re no all like that!

  236. 236

    Tell you what.
    Why don’t you try and become head of your local KFC and we’ll see how you go.

  237. 237
    Labour IT Department says:

    This is a rare example of the automaton software program breaking down at the point of delivery. I believe the culprit here was the “To fast ,to Deep ” Mark one version which has now been replaced by the Mark two version .

  238. 238
    Gordon Brown says:

    Tonight I will be Britney Spears.

  239. 239
    Gordon Brown says:

    Can I be in charge of making the special recipe of herbs and spices?

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    South of the M4 says:

    He has no majority amongst the Scots. Let him huff and puff. Concede nothing as he will not put it to a vote within the next 5 years as he knows he will lose.

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    Anonymous says:

    What Salmond wants and what the majority of the Scottish people want are two entirely different things.

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Jesus, the fucking BBC are STILL going on about Bin Laden (Newsnight). What is the obsession the BBC have with Alky Ada? Do they somehow have tighter arse holes that are loved by BBC men?

    Who gives a fucking shit you BBC mongs?

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    PD77 says:

    Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good rant.

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    What the English want is for the Scots to fuck off.

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Oh don’t forget Salmond has also stated that Scotland will continue to use the DVLA, but won’t pay towards it. The Scots expect to use English roads but won’t contribute towards their upkeep. Oh and Salmond has also said that he’d expect the English to keep funding military bases in Scotland!!! The fat c u n t is so thick he’s dimmer than Brown and Balls.

    The Scots will no doubt expect to keep all those public sector jobs that were moved up to jockland by NuLiebore.

    Problem is none of the mongs on the BBC have the balls to challenge him. Anyone who knows about the scum jocks know they don’t like paying for anything.

    Even Salmond knows that Scotland’s only real income is from oil (13 billion) and that it spends double that on benefits alone. When 50% of the jocks in Scotland are English funded state jobs, take those away and Scotland is well fucked.

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    Huhnes driving instructor says:

  247. 247
    Strewth says:

    B&P!! How dare you!

    I’ve never voted for the far left – they disgust me

  248. 248
    Ed says:

    I thpeak human!

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    The Paragnostic says:

    You must really be from the IT dept – “to fast, to deep”?

    The problem isn’t the software, anyway – the Balls-O-Tron is using an old BIOS (Blindly Ignorant Old Socialism), which reduces the available memory so that events prior to 1979 can no longer be accessed.

    I’d advise you to scrap it and replace it with the new, improved Gideon MkII – it’s a bit shit at sums but comes in a very shiny case.

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    AC1 says:

    I’m a Georgist BTW (hyper capitalist). I turn the state into a business and every citizen into a shareholder in it.

  251. 251
    AC1 says:

    Oh dear we appear to have found the last remaining Malthusian left.

    Malthus has been consistently proven wrong and Ricardo has been consistently proven right.

  252. 252
    Mann Bear Pig says:

    Mann made global warming really is really real and I am the rough beast that slouches toward the IPCC to be born

  253. 253
    The Paragnostic says:

    Fuck me – they’ve got two 6th formers doing the paper review on Sky – can’t they afford adult wages? Some cock from the Times and an even younger looking boy from the Indy – so we’re bound to get an incisive programme.

  254. 254
    Plain English Campagin says:

    Ms Thomas shed tears as she denied blackmailing the footballer for up to £100,000, and reiterated that they had been involved in a six-month affair. The Welsh brunette said she would not be talking to the newspapers again about the affair, and said she wanted her day in court to expose the man who she had been sleeping with. …..

    What’s with this sleeping with? So 1970s

    Say it like it is ” shagging”

  255. 255
    Axe the Telly Tax says:

    Well said it was hypothetical bullshit from start to finish, what about that socialist raping bastard Dominique Strauss-Kahn eh? And what about Gordomong trying his luck for the top IMF job and being told to get back in his mong box and button it?

  256. 256
    Scotland. Celtic for "land of the mongs" says:

    Salmond also wants ‘his’ share of Britain’s National Insurance net-egg.

    To pay his country’s pensioners.

    Are you going to tell him, or shall I? Nah. Let’s let him find out for himself.

  257. 257
    Ed says:

    I love it when Juthtine drethheth up in a nurthe’th uniform. It turnth me on.

  258. 258
    Beard says:

    Never swallow his special sauce

  259. 259
    Betty Swollocks says:

    Mail claiming wife told judge about speeding fiddle:

    “Chris Huhne’s estranged wife revealed to a judge eight years ago that her husband had asked her to take the blame for his speeding offences, the Mail has been told.
    Vicky Pryce is said to have confided in her friend in 2003 that the Energy Secretary had made her take points on her licence to save himself from a driving ban.”

  260. 260
    AC1 says:

    and don’t forget, VAT is the WORST tax on employment (those who add value).

  261. 261
    AC1 says:

    and thus the biggest cause of unemployment.

  262. 262
    MikeT says:

    A lot of unbelievable and pathetic racism here from people who have put so much energy into their bigotry and stereotyping that they have none left to study the history of England and Ireland. But why waste time letting anything as irrelevant as the facts of the matter get in the way of a good old atavistic bigoted rant?

  263. 263
    AC1 says:


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    Trashbin should get stoned. Just joking, Trashbin. says:

    I didn’t see it but I imagine their opinions were of more value than any of the shit that comes out of Trashbin Alibi Frown’s mouth when she does the paper review.

  265. 265
    Intrepid Traveller says:

    According to the Glagee Metro this Monday, Scotchland will be very rich from THEIR OIL after independence.

    Reality Check… The oil belongs to the United Kingdom government. If the Scotch want to opt out of the UK, so be it. Good bye and may your god go with you.

  266. 266
    The Paragnostic says:

    But they’re entitled to it – after all, all those stamps paid while they breed and drink Bucky on the dole mist count for something?

  267. 267
    AC1 says:

    The truth is there is no spoon.

  268. 268
    Mr Ned says:

    I am for the English kicking the Scots out of the Union on English terms, not Scottish ones.

    No confusion there.

  269. 269
    The Paragnostic says:

    Well, in my youth some local services were still provided by ‘the Corporation’ – so Georgism isn’t perhaps as strange as those of a confused disposition may think.

    I’m not bothered so long as the state doesn’t cost me too much and doesn’t stop me earning a living.

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    not a machine says:

    Mr Huhne is not finding much of harbour from his own side .

    However Mr Clegg appears to have oppertunly choose to try it on with lords reform without mentioning how much it would cost . Whilst one lord is facing a little justice it is alittle wrong to presume an elected chamber would clean matters up .It may be true that a little thinning is required , but elected is not necessarily better ,in that the way legislation is considered would have hitherto added populist burdens ,which if the last goverment is anything to go by would be a disaster .The UK has perhaps not suffered many other countries ills as direct result of the second chambers stability/abilities.

  271. 271
    The Paragnostic says:

    MikeT – I see no bigotry here – merely the expression of views by people who are sick of the culture of apology foisted on us by Blair and his friends.

    Most of us are of an age to remember all too clearly the IRA bombing of the mainland, and it is that that shapes our perception of any calls for apologies or reparations.

    Whatever the history of British-Irish relations, the driving force during my lifetime has been religious sectarianism, out of which neither side comes honourably.

    Besides, if you don’t like bigotry or stereotyping, then LabourList of the Guardian is the place for you, not a blog where the comments frequently go beyond what the Stasi will allow in public discourse.

  272. 272
    Cynical Old Man says:

    Too right, Look In The Mirror……

    Let’s not forget Eamon de’Valera sent a message of sympathy to the German government when Hitler killed himself.Nice people, the Irish nationalists.

  273. 273
    Cynical Old Man says:

    The potato famine was caused by a diseased crop, not British malice and the fact that it was the only crop grown by the Irish. Diversifying its agricultural product would have lessened the famine’s effects. Even Queen Victoria ordered her government to do more for the Irish people. Cromwell would be considered a war criminal today, but then, he was a dictator who certainly did no favours for the English either.

  274. 274
    El Sid says:

    Worth keeping an eye out for Labour ministers who have now been out of office for 12 months and so are free to “translate their knowledge and contacts about the international scene into something that, bluntly, makes money”.

    Talking of which, Finnmeccanica have done the decent thing in return for Hoon waving through their purchase of Westland and agreeing to buy the overpriced Lynx Wildcat, people may enjoy the following “celebration” of Hoon’s career :

  275. 275
    1CA says:

    No, that’s not the nub of the matter. Of course humans are right to and will endeavor to keep as many of us alive and strive for continued presence of the species and help the suffering but our brief, mainly Science-led say won’t last forever. Strange you should be so keen for other beings to stay alive because your tone wouldn’t seem to back it up. Maybe you should clarify your position.

    Since you think we’ll reach 8-9 Billion without excessive pain I’ll go tell the Scientific community you’ve worked it all out. No need for the next great leap forward as this numbskull on Guido’s blog worked it out, tell Hawking to shut up about us going away on spaceships because it’s all going to work out.

    What makes you think hunter-gatherers didn’t have sophisticated communication or culture?

    Eugenics, Fabianism, Watermelonism….blah, blah, blah. Man came from the Earth, is part of the Earth and at some point will return to the Earth. Decided by the Earth. Simple as that.

    AC1 is a Georgist [for fuck’s sake…] and you think it’ll be fine if the State doesn’t cost you too much or stop you making a living? Jesus wept. If you’d made it clear at the beginning how vacuous you both were I wouldn’t have bothered.

  276. 276
    Lib Dem sauce (chocolate) says:

    Chris Hunt to resign, Just trying to bury the bad news.

  277. 277
    Lou Scannon says:

    How come the whip hasn’t caught up with you yet ?

  278. 278
    splat says:

    …then get Prescott and Pickles to sit on them all and we get orange squash.

  279. 279
    splat says:

    P… lease

  280. 280
    splat says:

    Er, is that too much carbon credit?

  281. 281
    splat says:

    Dead link

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    Making plans for Nigel says:

    What the fuck is Glagee you thick English twat ?

  283. 283
    Making plans for Nigel says:

    So a bit like the scorned wife who says your not walking out on me, I’m leaving ! Before lounging off .

  284. 284
    Making plans for Nigel says:

    What the Fuck has DVLA got to do with “English” Roads ? Jesus Christ you are pig ignorant. Btw all these Roads built using materials invented by Scots Engineers another one of the Pay offs from the Union.

  285. 285
    Making plans for Nigel says:

    I see the “Vichy” Welshman is licking English arse yet again.

  286. 286
    splat says:

    In the 70s, she would have correctly said “with whom she was” etc.

    Ejercashun, don’tcha just luvit?

  287. 287
    The real Chris Huhne says:

    I’m Chris Huhne. And so’s my wife.

  288. 288
    Och ahy the noo I want your English poonds says:

    Keep taking your stupid pills, sweaty sock.

  289. 289
    Lou Scannon says:

    What has the DVLA got to do with roads at all ? There’s no such thing as the ‘road fund licence’ any more. The DVLA exists solely to raise revenue.
    As for the choice of road materials, that must have been because the Jockanese hate the Paddies.

  290. 290
    albacore says:

    Very useful fellow, that Huhne. Splendid whipping boy.
    While everybody’s breaking him on the wheel, there’s no time to worry about all his erstwhile mates. Lib/Lab/Cons, the biggest bunch of prats that this country has ever been cursed with.
    Look upon their works, ye disenfranchised, and despair. And there’s loads more where this came from.

  291. 291
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Or even worse – Toilets Maguire

  292. 292
    Huhnopoly says:

    It means that Gordon will be the next Head of DVLA.

  293. 293
    Proddy says:

    The Norman invasion of 1066 was blessed by the pope.

    Catholicism devastated the English and 90% of the lands seized by the Normans is still in the hands of their descendants.

  294. 294
    dave says:

    You’ve always been the chief nut in my eyes sonny boy.

  295. 295
    Christopher Murray Paul-Huhne says:

    “All I want to say is that these allegations are simply incorrect. They’ve been made before and they’ve been shown to be untrue, and I very much welcome the referral to the police.”

  296. 296
    Saxonn says:

    Brittania is a Roman word – long before you Norman bastards.

    Still, you’re right about the Irish thingy.

  297. 297
    Carina Trimingham says:

    Men. They just can’t be trusted.

  298. 298
    bbc delenda est says:

    You don’t really believe all that socialist propaganda from the bbc, surely?

  299. 299
    Scotch Anthem says:

    I belong tee Glasgee, Dear auld Glasgee toown, There’s nothing the matter wi’ Glasgee When it’s goin’ roound and roound

  300. 300
    Mel Gibson's best mate says:

    Would you like some fish to go with those chips on your shoulders?

  301. 301
    Parasitic Coe says:

    Why is the London Olympic torch going around All of Britain?

    Is it some political gesture that all taxpayers and all lottery players are having to pay for the LONDON Olympics?

    The voters of Cornwall told Coe exactly what they thought of him but it seems he is still suckling off their taxes.

  302. 302
    Gordon Brown says:

    I want to be head of the ENO.

  303. 303
    Good News Day says:

    Surely a Huhne resignation would be good news all round?

    The only loser would be his soul mate Carina.

  304. 304
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    It would be most beneficial to UK PLC if Huhne was found decapitated by one of his cherished windmills and health and safety ordered all windfarms to be closed and demolished :-)

  305. 305
    Anonymous says:

    The Paragnostic says:

    Its hard for bigots to see bigotry. For me its a laugh to see how little Englanders behave.

  306. 306
    Look in the mirror, bog trotter says:

    Small beer. Your pals gassed and incinerated millions

  307. 307
    Anonymous says:

    Scotland and Ireland as well as half the world.

  308. 308
    Cynic says:

    So whom do I believe? Scumbag footballer or Welsh Hooker? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  309. 309
    Anonymous says:

    True; Billy is the best e.g. of window licker.

  310. 310
    Bad for Bats says:

  311. 311
    Postlethwaite says:

    And the Scots want the english parasites to fuck off out of their scotch universities.

  312. 312
    Alyingstare Campbell says:

    I can arrange for the unexpected demise of nuisance persons…..

  313. 313
    Gordon Brown says:

    I look forward to PMQs. I will be amazing.

  314. 314
    jgm2 says:

    Have you ever been to Drogheda?

    It could use another visit from Cromwell.

    Fucking awful place.

    He also gave the Scots a hell of a going over too. A good hiding at the hands of the hated English that is curiously absent from all their Mel Gibson shared memory.

  315. 315
    McBust says:

    I want to run the SNP

  316. 316
    Anonymous says:

    I am surprised small minded people haven’t said, it was in the past and at that time it was common; like they said “its fine for Mrs. T to be a racist”.

  317. 317
    AC1 says:

    CO2 is a lagging indicator of temperature changes (CO2 solubility in Seawater explains this).
    As it’s plant-food and plants are starving it’s a paltry 0.0038% of the Atmosphere.
    The planet’s been hotter with less CO2 and colder with more CO2.
    The recursive computer models of climate are junk^2 with a long-term predictive power of zero due to inherent exponential error.
    oh and lastly, the evidence is that a bureaucrat controlled (i.e. high tax) economy is more polluting and wasteful (see USSR).

  318. 318
    jgm2 says:

    A lost section of Scottish history. Don’t mention the fucking good kicking…

  319. 319
    AC1 says:

    Hey, Londoners have to pay for the olympics too, and pay for the tickets
    AND they get all the fucking disruption to their normal routine.

    The Olympics is a waste of money for the rest of the country, but a 2 week apocalypse for London.

  320. 320
    PD77 says:

    I wonder if she looks like Nurse Piggrim?

  321. 321
    AC1 says:

    I googled Welsh Hooker and got this pic!

  322. 322
    jgm2 says:

    In fairness I think they were scared of what one million well armed and murder-minded prods with a manufacturing base in Belfast would do to three or four million lightly armed Catholics with nothing but a glass factory in Waterford.

    It was done to prevent a massacre.

  323. 323
    The BBC are cunts says:

    I note that someone has taken to calling the BBC, ‘Britanistan Brainwashing Corporation’. Why ???

  324. 324
    Great British Public says:

    We wouldn’t trust you to run a bath.

  325. 325
    jgm2 says:

    Thanks to DNA – discovered by an Englishman (and woman) and a yank – then the Scots now have the ability to find out who their dads really are.

    And of course thanks to the jet engine (invented by an Englishman) they (the Scots) can now leave Scotland even quicker.

    Quid pro quo mate.

  326. 326
    Tax Payer says:

    Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

  327. 327
    jgm2 says:

    Not forgetting the English monks of Buckfast Abbey which provide the Scots with their national beverage.

  328. 328
    jgm2 says:

    The vikings were kicking them up and down the pitch before the normans. Just as they were the Scots and the English.

  329. 329
    albacore says:

    Not from the BBC but from the National Audit Office every now and again.
    Lord, how do they manage to keep a straight face in that job?
    The Lib/Lab/Cons have transmuted incompetence into a 24 carat gold art form.

  330. 330
    AC1 says:

    Beep Beep…

  331. 331
    Sicko says:

    And, as a side issue, how is it that we were unable to vote in their referendum on the Treaty of Lisbon? It would be good manners to give reciprocal rights, surely (apologies in advance for ignorance of how this state of affairs came into being).

  332. 332
    bbc delenda est says:

    The system is about infrastructure, not patient care; the bbc are deliberately trying to scare people.

    Don’t believe a fucking word the bbc come out with.

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