May 16th, 2011

Footage: Huhne’s Crisis Meeting


  1. 1
    jm_ed says:


  2. 2
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Will he like laws , do a Mandy?

  3. 3
    Vimeiro says:

    I hope I’m not first.

  4. 4
    blog works says:

    “…but Guido has got hold of the footage of another crisis meeting:”

    Er……didn’t someone post this earlier?

  5. 5
    Bobby Mugabe says:

    He’s going be turned into a Chicken Pie

  6. 6
    EdMiliband says:

    As my philosophy tutor used to say to me, it depends how you define Huhnery; is it purely on a purely esoteric level or a more empiric level? The progressive majority in this country dilatilate on the fundamental dichotemy of the permutations of distations.

    I couldn’t be clearer on this point.

  7. 7
    Smokin' Butt says:

    Yep. Considering how much moaning Guido does about attribution it’s a bit rich.

  8. 8
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Ashen faced, tight lipped Energy Secretary Chris Hunt, has received the vote of confidence.

    Did that Hunt Huhne bother to turn up and vote of the use and misuse of speed cameras in similar cases?

  9. 9
    hmmmm says:

    Where has the honour in this country gone?
    Doesnt he realise if get caught – it is hands up time?

  10. 10
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


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    Lembit's cheeky dildo says:

    It’s uncannily accurate. His press conference was exactly the same as when his secretary gor hauled out to apologize for sending an e-mail to a kid calling him a c’unt. Priceless.

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    anonymouse in the DECC skirting boards says:

    Am afraid this will boil down to a case of his word against hers and the scorned woman may well lose out, unless she has proof of her being somewhere else at the time of the offence.

    Huhne is soiled goods though.

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    sockpuppet #4 says:


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    Selohesra says:

    Is it me or does Huhne not look quite as smug a usual today?

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    Sad-dick Khunt says:

    Chris Hunt should be in jail.

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    Lembit's cheeky dildo says:

    All good fun. I’ve been searching for the more accurate one where Terry has to deny sending an e-mail but no such luck. OT – but Youtube have taken down Tucker’s Law – weasels.

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    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    I gave my cat her daily Felix this morning.
    I couldn’t help noticing that where it said “with Chicken”
    below it said “mit Huhn”

    I just thought I’d mention it….

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    say what you see! says:

    Most MPs should be in jail!

  19. 19
    Parro et supra says:

    I prefer ‘exterminate’

  20. 20
    Sad-dick Khunt says:

    Only Right winger`s and white`s are guilty.

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    And Now over to him says:

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    Bertie says:

    Huhne denies points allegations

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    Well it is now on the record says:

    If he is lying then he is in big trouble. It wouldn’t be the first time a cabinet minister has lied.

  24. 24
    SDK says:

    Je suis an angel a cote de ce sac de merde.

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    A word in your lughole says:

    I hope they take this tosser Huhne out, a chemical company in the Nth West, Inios? is going to close with the loss a thousand UK jobs because of the Co2 taxes etc and will move production abroad, what with British Gas fields and now this chemical company, Huhne the tosser is doing well in destroying the country, I suppose he will do well out of other peoples problems esp when he caused them.

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Bugger. you are correct.

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    English Tutor says:

    In “Huhne has met with the DPM”, the “with” is not necessary. Please kill the stupid construction.

  28. 28
    Black Crime says:

    London teenagers found guilty over Victoria station killing

  29. 29
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wanna be head of the FHM!

  30. 30
    Chris Bryant says:

    How dare you. Mister Speaker, Mr Speaker, someone’s being beastley to me again.

  31. 31
    The evidence M'Lud says:

    Wednesday 12 March 2003 City Alumni event: “The New Economy was a fraud perpetrated by a slick public-relations machine”
    Panel: Diane Coyle, Stephen King, Vicky Pryce. Old Theatre, LSE. 6:30pm

  32. 32
    Jacques Derrida says:

    I had the knack of accumulating obscure and empty buzz-phrases, thus flattering lesser folk who fancied they understood me and making work for my interpreters. I looked peculiar, was ludicrously egocentric and could justify pretty much anything. Why was I never invited into Government?

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    dictionnaire says:

    un ange

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    The spin seems to be working. Unless there is some super concrete proof, it looks like he’ll survive.

    Might be be an idea to move the cross-hairs.
    Maybe through the shoulder. Lop of an ear or something.

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    Banged to rights says:

    So Mrs Huhne Aka Pryce was sat on a panel at the LSE 12th March 2003 when Mr Huhne’s car was photographed breaking the speed limit.

    Bang him up. NOW

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    South of the M4 says:

    Ineos. Britain’s largest private chemical company and a good employer. Bought much of the old ICI assets, and a major player in many markets. Owns also most of the PVC production in the UK. The sort of company Dave should be helping expand, not close. A sad day if they off-shore everything.

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    Vicky says:

    Hell hath no fury like an ex-wife cheated on by her hubby with a minger called Carine.

  38. 38
    Wow, he has got really poor taste says:


  39. 39

    How about Nuts, instead?

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    Titford Hat says:

    Could be worse – “met up with”.

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    McTwat says:

    None of this caused me a problem.

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    Terrible But True says:

    In the great semantic weasel scheme of things, I wonder what that odd way of phrasing actually means?

    At least he didn’t say ‘I did not swap positions with that relation’.

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    Anonymous says:

    The smoking gun will surely be on the motor insurance database

  44. 44
    EC1 PhD says:

    I alternate between James Wellbeloved’s duck and ocean white fish with rice. Quality.

  45. 45

    Look where Deconstruction got Jacques.

  46. 46
    hohum says:

    Or simply: had a meeting with…

  47. 47
    Jacqui Smith says:

    Because you were not me

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    Essexplod says:

    Correct and my analysis of his voice shows extreme tension. That tension consitent with telling fibs but of course he could just be feeling the pressure.

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    Essexplod says:

    Exactement (As they say in Brussels)

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    Bowden is a tosser says:

    Why do you bother you tosser

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    Handycock says:

    Even I would not shag them.

  52. 52
    Bill Clinton says.. says:

    I did not have sex with that speed camera

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    Ed Balls' Cod Eye says:

    Chris Langham, what ever happened to him? I hope you are not insinuating something there Guido, Huhne is a pillock but he’s not as bad as him.

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