May 16th, 2011

Footage: Huhne’s Crisis Meeting

Huhne has met with the DPM again this morning, but Guido has got hold of the footage of another crisis meeting:

Great spot from a commenter. You couldn’t make it up…


  1. 1
    jm_ed says:


  2. 2
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Will he like laws , do a Mandy?

  3. 3
    Vimeiro says:

    I hope I’m not first.

  4. 5
    Bobby Mugabe says:

    He’s going be turned into a Chicken Pie

    • 8
      genghiz the kahn says:

      Ashen faced, tight lipped Energy Secretary Chris Hunt, has received the vote of confidence.

      Did that Hunt Huhne bother to turn up and vote of the use and misuse of speed cameras in similar cases?

  5. 6
    EdMiliband says:

    As my philosophy tutor used to say to me, it depends how you define Huhnery; is it purely on a purely esoteric level or a more empiric level? The progressive majority in this country dilatilate on the fundamental dichotemy of the permutations of distations.

    I couldn’t be clearer on this point.

  6. 9
    hmmmm says:

    Where has the honour in this country gone?
    Doesnt he realise if get caught – it is hands up time?

  7. 10
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


  8. 11
    Lembit's cheeky dildo says:

    It’s uncannily accurate. His press conference was exactly the same as when his secretary gor hauled out to apologize for sending an e-mail to a kid calling him a c’unt. Priceless.

  9. 12
    anonymouse in the DECC skirting boards says:

    Am afraid this will boil down to a case of his word against hers and the scorned woman may well lose out, unless she has proof of her being somewhere else at the time of the offence.

    Huhne is soiled goods though.

  10. 13
    sockpuppet #4 says:


  11. 14
    Selohesra says:

    Is it me or does Huhne not look quite as smug a usual today?

    • 48
      Essexplod says:

      Correct and my analysis of his voice shows extreme tension. That tension consitent with telling fibs but of course he could just be feeling the pressure.

  12. 15
    Sad-dick Khunt says:

    Chris Hunt should be in jail.

  13. 17
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    I gave my cat her daily Felix this morning.
    I couldn’t help noticing that where it said “with Chicken”
    below it said “mit Huhn”

    I just thought I’d mention it….

    • 44
      EC1 PhD says:

      I alternate between James Wellbeloved’s duck and ocean white fish with rice. Quality.

  14. 22
    Bertie says:

    Huhne denies points allegations

  15. 24
    SDK says:

    Je suis an angel a cote de ce sac de merde.

  16. 25
    A word in your lughole says:

    I hope they take this tosser Huhne out, a chemical company in the Nth West, Inios? is going to close with the loss a thousand UK jobs because of the Co2 taxes etc and will move production abroad, what with British Gas fields and now this chemical company, Huhne the tosser is doing well in destroying the country, I suppose he will do well out of other peoples problems esp when he caused them.

    • 36
      South of the M4 says:

      Ineos. Britain’s largest private chemical company and a good employer. Bought much of the old ICI assets, and a major player in many markets. Owns also most of the PVC production in the UK. The sort of company Dave should be helping expand, not close. A sad day if they off-shore everything.

  17. 27
    English Tutor says:

    In “Huhne has met with the DPM”, the “with” is not necessary. Please kill the stupid construction.

  18. 29
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wanna be head of the FHM!

  19. 31
    The evidence M'Lud says:

    Wednesday 12 March 2003 City Alumni event: “The New Economy was a fraud perpetrated by a slick public-relations machine”
    Panel: Diane Coyle, Stephen King, Vicky Pryce. Old Theatre, LSE. 6:30pm

    • 35
      Banged to rights says:

      So Mrs Huhne Aka Pryce was sat on a panel at the LSE 12th March 2003 when Mr Huhne’s car was photographed breaking the speed limit.

      Bang him up. NOW

  20. 32
    Jacques Derrida says:

    I had the knack of accumulating obscure and empty buzz-phrases, thus flattering lesser folk who fancied they understood me and making work for my interpreters. I looked peculiar, was ludicrously egocentric and could justify pretty much anything. Why was I never invited into Government?

  21. 34

    The spin seems to be working. Unless there is some super concrete proof, it looks like he’ll survive.

    Might be be an idea to move the cross-hairs.
    Maybe through the shoulder. Lop of an ear or something.

  22. 37
    Vicky says:

    Hell hath no fury like an ex-wife cheated on by her hubby with a minger called Carine.

  23. 38
  24. 42
    Terrible But True says:

    In the great semantic weasel scheme of things, I wonder what that odd way of phrasing actually means?

    At least he didn’t say ‘I did not swap positions with that relation’.

  25. 43
    Anonymous says:

    The smoking gun will surely be on the motor insurance database

  26. 45

    Look where Deconstruction got Jacques.

  27. 52
    Bill Clinton says.. says:

    I did not have sex with that speed camera

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

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