May 16th, 2011

Exclusive: Proof Vicky Pryce Was Not In Essex That Day

Vicky Pryce claims that she was at work in central London on the 12th March 2003 and “attended a high profile conference” so she could not have taken the points in Essex. And it looks like she is telling the truth. She wouldn’t have got out of this event at the LSE until late that night:

Wednesday 12 March 2003 City Alumni event: 

“The New Economy was a fraud perpetrated by a slick public-relations machine” 
Panel: Diane Coyle, Stephen King, Vicky Pryce. Old Theatre, LSE. 6:30pm. 

Guido is FoIing the latest reincarnation of the DTI to get her diary for the rest of the day. Ever keen to help the police investigation, now all the Police need to do is look to see if Vicky took any points that day and at what time. Simples…


200 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Nailed!

  2. 2
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido, you’re not trying to get a crimestoppers reward?

    Suppose it will help that someone is taking part in the “Big Socitey” , And you Guido take part in many big ways :-)

  3. 3
    I know a shifty git when I see one says:

    Banged. To. Rights.

  4. 4
    P. Doff says:

    To a lamp-post… piano wire optional!

  5. 5
    Engineer says:

    You are quite sure this is the same Vicky Pryce?

  6. 6
  7. 7
    Sir William Waad says:

    This is what Vicky’s twin brother was doing in 2003:

  8. 8
    He's Spartacus says:

    Sanctimonious hypocrite.

    Were you as keen to help police when you were arrested for drink-driving?

  9. 9
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    Delicious.

  10. 10
    Dick the Prick says:

    Have 2 house points. Bravo!

  11. 11
    Engineer says:

    P.S. I suppose if you could unearth a similar trail to Huhne’s activities on the day in question, it would assist Plod even more; no doubt Plod will be doing that for themselves anyway.

  12. 12
    Mike Litorus says:

    If this gets him,l can’t see you ever buying your own booze for a long time…

    You can have at least 3 or 4 from me.

  13. 13
    Gameshow Pun says:

    The Pryce Is Right

  14. 14
    Dick the Prick says:

    Ooooh, get her!

  15. 15
    Gordon Brown says:

    I did not have sexual relations with that woman

  16. 16
    Chris Huhne says:

    Leave me alone!

  17. 17
    Mike Litorus says:

    I may be mistaken, but i can’t recall Guido denying it and saying it was his wife…

  18. 18
    twat watch says:

    Why not a ‘twat watch’ tag?

  19. 19
    Sue Perrin-Junsham says:

    Did he say Mrs F was driving or cop the punishment?

  20. 20
    Engineer says:

    If he’d swung the rap onto someone else for his offence, he would indeed be a hypocrite. Unless you can produce evidence to suggest that he tried to that, you’ve just called him unjustly.

  21. 21
    Chris Hulne says:

    On the night in question I was bing bummed by a bull dyke, Officer.

  22. 22
    Iloathlefties says:

    Hopefully the Huhne can go directly to Jail without passing go. Poor old leftie!!

  23. 23
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Sorry … but she could have left half way through etc.
    It doesn’t look cut and dried enough to take to court, whatever a court of public opinion might say.

    On the other hand, DSK is now completely shafted.

  24. 24
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Excellent stuff, Guido, keep at it.

    And Mrs. Dale thinks the blogosphere’s dead and that his “writers” are going to revive it…?

  25. 25
    EdMiliband says:

    Progressives of the world, lets’ debate it!

  26. 26
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wanna be head of the NME!

  27. 27
    David Cameron = fra~ud says:

    “The New Economy was a fraud perpetrated by a slick public-relations machine”

    It still is!

  28. 28
    Chris Hulne says:

    I bravely ran away.

  29. 29
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I dont recall Guido standing for public office.

  30. 30
    Mark says:

    Presumambly he must have anticipated this?

    Therefore the defence may well be that she took the points for somebody else – not him? e.g. other family members etc.

  31. 31
    Engineer says:

    Drop the windmills, Punk, or the career gets it….

  32. 32
    Right bang in the center of London says:

    LSE Old Theatre, Holborn, London WC2A 2AE

  33. 33
    You need a debate to answer that question? says:

  34. 34
    The Duke of Edinburgh says:

    What a Buff-Huhne! Why is he always so angry?

  35. 35
    Engineer says:

    …..something he apparently didn’t manage with the maid, though not for the want of trying…

  36. 36
    Wake up at the back says:

    She’s on the panel FFS not in the audience.

  37. 37
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    You (labour/socailists/marxisits) ran out of other peoples money as normal.

    plus people went of natinal socalists in the 30/40s oh and eugenics wasnt a vote winner.

  38. 38
    Gordon Brown says:

    Bunga bunga up my bot bot.

  39. 39
    Nick Clegg says:

    Yeeehaaa!

  40. 40
    P.C. Plod says:

    That’s very interesting, Sir, but the offence occurred in the morning….

  41. 41
    Angry Beasts says:

    About time that c unt was banged up.

  42. 42
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    As long as he has a fair trail first.

  43. 43
    Engineer says:

    Funny old game, politics, isn’t it?

  44. 44
    Selohesra says:

    a mass-debate sums you up – just a tissue of lies

  45. 45
    Billy Bowdens surviving testacle says:

    Pryce will also get knicked for Perverting The Course of Justice if she took the points , she is complicit in the criminal act !

  46. 46
    Maximus says:

    Among the ironies here, Vicky Pryce will be aware that a PPE signifies only a Jacqui Smith level ability to tally up expenses receipts, and that it is more closely connected with economy-with-the-truth than real economics with its arcana of statistics.

    Ironic also that climate scientologists have never had their data-tortures audited by econometricians, even if the ecoloonomics of Stern that appeal to Huhne the Eco-Loon have been shown to be a dismal failure of discounting.

    The humbug there is that Seven Homes Huhne has the carbon footprint the size of a minor planet.

  47. 47
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Gotcha!

  48. 48
    Charlotte Harris says:

    Oh shit !

    Liberal Democrat minister Chris Huhne denies allegations over speeding offences and has Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s full confidence, Downing Street confirms.

  49. 49
    Spotty Lizard says:

    I think you mean “bang to rights”.

  50. 50
    Carine Trimmingham says:

    Aint I sexy?

  51. 51
    First wife's club says:

    Huihne defence seems to rely on us believing he made his busy wife leave London after she had done a day’s work and drive to Stanstead to pick him up and drive him back to London. If this is true, she’s better off without the selfish brute.
    It sounds a little far fetched. I thought he received expenses as an MEP. Even if he hadn’t parked his car at Stanstead, couldn’t he have hired one and saved his long-suffering wife the tiring journey.

  52. 52
    vote no to av,vote no to sandal wearers says:

    nor leaning for public office

  53. 53
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    What abour contempt of court?

  54. 54
    Lord Fondlebum of Boy and Bankbonus says:

    Nothing wrong with a bit of perverting, dear boy.

  55. 55
    a woman scorned. says:

    Looks like that is a price, Pryce is prepared to pay in order to see her rat of a husband lose his political career and probably his mistress too.

    Never ever underestimate what a woman will do to obtain revenge.

  56. 56
    Rick the Roman says:

    Bankrupted the country of each occasion. Pretty simple really, Denis. Thoroughly economically incompetent.

  57. 57
    It doesn't add up... says:

    Do I understand that the allegation is that Huhne took the Hook-Harwich ferry on that fateful day? I wonder whether the Stena Line would still have the record of the booking, including the car number plate and passenger name(s)?

  58. 58
    Labourite scrounger/fraudster says:

    Vince Cables will be wanking his shrivelled up penis at this news, assuming she took the points.

    Pikey, shouldn’t she also be shot at dawn for taking part in this conspiracy?

  59. 59
    Thor says:

    I’m hammered.

  60. 60
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    Do we know what time of day the speeding took place? If at 0600 she would still have enough time to get into London by normal working hours, then be at a conference in the evening.

  61. 61
    Ian Blair Lord fuckup of The Yard says:

    Cameron should get my old mob to review the case immediately, 3.5 million should cover it. Then he can be sent on a drivers education Programme, that’ll learn him proper !

  62. 62
    Mike Hunt says:

    Well that’s him fucked isn’t it, and I am sure he will be.

  63. 63
    Nemo says:

    Rodger, Rodger!

  64. 64
    Deep Froat says:

    Very soon Huhne the Eco Loon is going to have much more time on his hands. To spend having relations with his new Girlfriend and her Girlfriend.
    Sounds sweet but a shame that outside pornoland lezzers tend to look less like nymphet minOr’s and more like miners and dockers.
    Moral of the tale? Don’t pi55 off your wife if she knows where the bodies are buried.

    H/T to Charlie Sheen for being the exception to this rule.

  65. 65
    Advice to Minister...when in a hole ...stop digging says:

    Should be simple to discount that one… list of people who had access to vehicle in question(if another family member ..were they on his motor insurance policy as a named driver..even politicians have to have motor insurance…if they weren’t then they were committing an even more serious offence…driving without insurance)

  66. 66
    Anonymous says:

    Just find someone to look at the motor insurance database for both of them – bet she declared the points when renewing

  67. 67
    Coffee House says:

    The Sunday Times also includes the allegation that Huhne “is alleged to have entered another person’s name on the form, without consulting them.” It goes onto claim that “The person Huhne allegedly identified as the driver was at work in central London on the day in question and attended a high-profile conference.”

    http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/6946538/the-huhne-story-speeds-up.thtml

  68. 68
    It doesn't add up... says:

    There might even be other evidence that the vehicle was in Belgium or Holland immediately prior to the ferry. The Dutch have speed cameras too, and maybe their port records are better.

  69. 69
    Hugh Janus says:

    Yep, things might improve when they start taking it seriously.

  70. 70
    Nemo says:

    Go back to sleep Gordon you out of Guido’s line of fire for the time being

  71. 71
    Odious Farron says:

    Chris Huhne need not step down, says president Tim Farron
    “Tony Blair remained prime minister while he was investigated, I imagine Chris Huhne can just about cope with being Energy Secretary.”

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13413531?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

  72. 72
    Mr Justice Cecil Anthony Hogmanay Melchett says:

    Of course he will get a fair trial. What do you take us for? Communists?

    Now pass me the black cap. I’ll be needing it later.

  73. 73
    Chris Huhne says:

    I’ll be back.

  74. 74
    Spokesman for Ladbrokes the Bookmakers says:

    We are paying out on all bets stating that Chris Huhne is the next member of the Cabinet to quit

    Oy Vey Guido,you cost us money.

  75. 75
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Don’t let thieving little cnuts stand for MP

  76. 76
    Nemo says:

    Oh Gordy sing your son then, but don’t make it too long, remember the Glasgow Empire

  77. 77
    Very civil servant says:

    A good day to highlight good news

  78. 78
    Nemo says:

    The wasn’t a grate deal of economy in the past 13 years!

  79. 79
    The literal, English meaning of Celt is scrounger says:

    Why is this significant?

    If the offence was hours before 6.30pm, it’s her word against his, innit?

  80. 80
    Bald Old Git says:

    Unless she gives evidence for the crown.

    ( I was going to say ‘turns queens’, but on this blog that would simply inadvisable … )

  81. 81
  82. 82

    I doubt it. He couldn’t cope before he was being investigated.

  83. 83
    Nemo says:

    On second thoughts Gordy, disappear.

  84. 84
    Innocent bystander says:

    well it is a bit of a fuck up so banged to rights probably is accurate

  85. 85
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wanna be head of the BMW!

  86. 86
    Nemo says:

    Oi, that’s Dubya’s expression, copywrited

  87. 87
    Choking Hazard says:

    A (G)Lib Dem scalp Guido, you’re branching out.

  88. 88
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    I’ve been trying to think who his lesbian lover reminds me of, and it finally hit me – Wendy from Wallace and Gromit

    NB. Word to the wise – make sure “safe-search” is “on” before you google “Wendy A Close Shave”………

  89. 89
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    In any normal case I wouldnt really see the british police giving a shit. Never mind them forriners.

  90. 90
    Mishcon De Reya says:

    We have the proof

    ” Guido Fawkes was driving Chris Huhne’s car that day..”

  91. 91
    David Gold says:

    That is the last time i do a deal with a Labour goverment.

  92. 92
    The Honourable Member for Kircaldy says:

    That Job at DFS is Mine Mine Mine I tell ye laddy !

  93. 93
    More Evidence says:

    In 2002-2003 Christopher Murray Paul Huhne lived in London with the Pryce children and the Huhne children.

    Why would Mrs Huhne be driving through Essex on that day when she was working in central London during the day, lecturing in central London in the evening and their children were living in london?

    Just visit http://www.192.com/ and enter Christopher Huhne, London.

  94. 94
    vote no to av,vote no to sandal wearers says:

    aint

  95. 95
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    So, Huhne has an appointment with Big Bubba in the showers!!

    Reaming out should be slow and painful…..

  96. 96
    Splendid! says:

    Looking sticky for tricky vicky

    but huhne’s gonna pay the pryce

  97. 97
    Bardirect says:

    What is still unclear is whether the ‘aide’ “agreed” to the subterfuge – in which case the issue is one of simple conspiracy – or whether as the Mail appears to suggest, the first the ‘aide’ knew about it was that they had received some points. Even if that ‘aide’ subsequently acquiesced in the result, the keeper seems to have embarked on an extensive criminal course of conduct, which included the initial denial following receipt of the first PCN, and falsely proposing the ‘aide’ as the driver at the time, (sufficient to constitute the first attempt to pervert the course of justice) but he would subsequently have had to intercept any communications addressed to that ‘aide’ – (contrary to Section 1, RIPA 2000) and in addition to have then fraudulently purported to be that ‘aide’ in order to admit the offence.

    Under Section 1 of RIPA, interception of the postal communications is a heinous offence: up to 2 years.

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    Are you suggesting they do not trough in a serious manner?

  99. 99
    Postal Vote says:

    Can you show me your point dear?

  100. 100
    Maximus Erectus says:

    I think we’d all guessed that, anyway…

  101. 101
    Toad of Huhne Hall says:

    It was obviously a Chris Huhne stunt double or The Stig.

    What do points make ….?

  102. 102
    You just about qualify says:

    B&Q need a staff toilet attendant.

  103. 103
    Anonymous says:

    Hasta la vista babe.

  104. 104
    It doesn't add up... says:

    It’s another approach for Guido to follow though, isn’t it?

  105. 105
    Coming Soon says:

    This summer, the movie you’ve all been waiting for. Chris Huhne is back for his biggest adventure yet.

    FAST AND FURIOUS 6

  106. 106
    Ali Dizaei says:

    The weight of the law should be brought to bear on all public servants who take da piss innit !

  107. 107
    Dead ringer! says:

    The resemblance is uncanny!

  108. 108
    Cellmate says:

    Shut it before you get another bucket of shit thrown on you like last time.

  109. 109
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    I wouldn’t – he’d just get too excited by all those people spending pennies and start fapping himself off in the Disabled.

    (so to speak ……)

  110. 110
    Andy Gray says:

    I`d smash it!

  111. 111
    Logan says:

    The lesson is simple. Do not allow the Government to become a parasite creating ever more dependency.

    Government should create a symbiotic relationship with the private sector to provide for the NEEDS of the public, but not for their mere wants.

    Like a dynamo on a bike wheel. Light is needed at night and the power to illuminate comes from the wheel turning the dynamo. If the dynamo becomes too stiff to turn, the bike will stop and the lights go out.

    Do not allow ever more people to become utterly dependent on the state and remember that the state’s money IS NOT YOUR MONEY! It is other people’s money So stop spending all of it!

  112. 112
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    How does he find someone in holland who hates windmills enough?

  113. 113
    Isn't he simply wonderful? says:

    Billy, old chap

    This man-crush thing is getting waaaay outa hand…

  114. 114
  115. 115
    Dom Straws-Kahn says:

    Massage to Vicky:

    Stop Digging.

  116. 116
    Chris says:

    Ah! Um…

    opps…

    *sigh*

    Hey! My Ministerial pension kicked in last week!!

  117. 117
    Anonymous says:

    Where would we be without them? In Jail.

  118. 118
    Logan says:

    According to that site:

    “Two hours ago Newsnight discovered that Vicky Pryce – Chris Huhne’s now estranged wife – was due to address a seminar at the LSE on the evening of 12 March 2003. That’s the date in contention in the Chris Huhne speeding mystery.”

    So, “Newsnight discovered” = “We read it on Guido’s blog!”

    Attribution BBC?

  119. 119
    Innocent bystander says:

    Two hours ago Newsnight discovered that Vicky Pryce – Chris Huhne’s now estranged wife – was due to address a seminar at the LSE on the evening of 12 March 2003. That’s the date in contention in the Chris Huhne speeding mystery.

    And the LSE has just confirmed to me that Vicky Pryce did actually attend the event – a City Alumni seminar, starting at 6.30pm. The organiser of the event, Nat Holtham, confirmed to me that Vicky Pryce spoke that evening, and that the event would have lasted between an hour and an hour a half.

    “I remember meeting Vicky and seeing her,” he told me.

    “I had been pleased to discover that one of our alumni held such an eminent position in government.”

    In itself, this fact proves nothing, but it makes it pretty unlikely that Vicky Pryce could have been driving in Essex beween 6pm and 8pm that evening.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/newsnight/michaelcrick/

  120. 120
    Flash GATSO says:

    Do we know what time the speeding ticket was issued at? Seems to be the most important piece of information. If it was in the window when Vicky Pryce was going to the LSE/at the LSE/getting back from the LSE, then Mr Huhne’s position is untenable.

  121. 121
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Look at the timings, OH: Guido published an hour before them. Give him the credit, not Crick.

  122. 122
    Anonymous says:

    Listen Dennis, maybe you should worry a liitle bit more about what life will be like for you stuck in a prison. After all you are the perfect height to balance a bowl of porridge on your head whilst you suck off D block at knifepoint. Though judging by your general demeanour I don’t think you’d need much prompting.

  123. 123
    LOL says:

    I reckon when he gets to jail he’ll definitely be banged. to. rights.

  124. 124
    Dogsbreath says:

    Dontcha just love scumbag MP’s, what a total Muppet!

    When “full confidence is proclaimed upon you” this is code in politics to start writing your resignation, not stand around like bunny in the headlights.

    enjoy..

  125. 125
    BBC Controller says:

    I see no ships blogs

  126. 126
    Dizzee Razcal says:

    Maybe she drove there very fast Harriet Harman stylee

  127. 127
    Jabba the Cat says:

    Crick the slimy prick…

  128. 128
    David Cameron = fra~ud says:

    The Tim Farrons of this world need stringing up too.

    Fucking bastards!

  129. 129
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Yeah, about as likely as Prince Philip was driving your former client’s car in Paris that night.

  130. 130
    Snotsicle says:

    I’m no lawyer, but would think that Vicky will get her collar felt for perverting the course of justice, along with her hubby.

  131. 131
    Splendid! says:

    *claps*

  132. 132
    Doc Trough says:

    The only chair you should be in is hardwiredto the mains you thieving hemorroid.

  133. 133
    Mrs Beard says:

    I’m grateful for small mercies

  134. 134
    Tough on the Causes of Crime says:

    I doubt it, he’d have to successfully complete an enhanced CRB check.

    Which he wouldn’t.

  135. 135
    Itch in Grammarian says:

    A charming martini certainly

  136. 136
    Liar Huhne says:

  137. 137
    Anonymous says:

    Unfortunately he’s going to cling to office like wet shit to a blanket.

    More depressing news – former Met Chief Ali Dizaei wins appeal agianst corruption conviction. I predict he’ll win and we’ll have to foot the bill together with a lumpy compo claim – he’s obviously got the dirt on plenty of those in power. I’m disappointed that he hasn’t had the living daylights shanked out of him by now. What’s happening to our prison system that a corrupt police officer doesn’t get the shit kicked out of him on a daily basis?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8516703/Former-Met-chief-Ali-Dizaei-wins-appeal-against-corruption-conviction.html

  138. 138
    I'm rating chairman says:

    Not unless she is a complete gurlracer like Harriet harman

  139. 139
    Logan says:

    Nobody is disputing that she took the points… What is in dispute is whether she committed the speeding offence, or Whether he did and then forced his missus to take the points instead.

    Who was driving the car at the time of the offence?

  140. 140
    Sandalista says:

    Lib Dem minister Chris Huhne has said allegations he asked someone else to take his penalty points for a 2003 speeding offence are “simply incorrect”.

    “Incorrect”. An interesting use of the word in the circumstances. Groundless. Untrue. Fantasy. Those I could comprehend, but “incorrect”?

    Maybe he did not “ask” but “told” or “begged” ?

    Semantic word play to get around an actual lie?

  141. 141
    Logan says:

    Would B&Q take on someone who filled in their application form in a black felt-tip pen and in an illegible scrawl?

  142. 142
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    HM Customs & Excise, even in those days, received details of all ferry and airline bookings – a quick FOI request to HMRC may reveal all.

  143. 143
    ichabod says:

    I see all the Newsnight team, practically, have their blogspots; Crick, Mason, Watts, Urban, etc,etc. …wow, what have I been missing these past few months.

  144. 144
    Essexplod says:

    Vicky (if it was she) was no doubt under immense psychological pressure from Huhne to say nothing.

    Especially if the bounder filled in her name and sent off her licence without telling her. (Which is what I believe happened)

    He will go inside, she will get a caution (at most).

  145. 145
    Essexplod says:

    Note the slight choking tone to the voice.

  146. 146

    Mrs Fawkes has however been doing the driving since.

  147. 147
    LOL says:

    If it’s after 6:30pm – he’s toast!

    Even if it’s way before that time, the chain of circumstantials (MrH leaves euroland in HIS car, booked on ferry – surely paperwork?, speeding through Essex from Harwich, HIS car snapped by gatso, etc) would at least present an arguable case to present to a jury.

    There is some line about Hell, women, and scorn… but… can’t quite bring it to mind. :)

  148. 148
    Essexplod says:

    They would

  149. 149
    Eat The Watermelons says:

    Greenies are always raging red inside

  150. 150
  151. 151
    Hatty Harmmen says:

    Don’t you know who I am?

  152. 152
    Bardirect says:

    couldn’t get to Chelmsford in the time available anyway, but I’m troubled by the pic at the top – it’s Chris Huhne as a cross-dresser. So who was at the talk, and maybe the coverup is about something else entirely . . .

  153. 153
    Dean B says:

    LibDems as a respectable alternative to other politicians’ lying and sleaze “was a fraud perpetrated by a slick public-relations machine”

  154. 154
    Backwoodsman says:

    Harsh, but true !

  155. 155
    Backwoodsman says:

    ….or just went ahead and bunged her name down on the form and sent it in. At least, that will be her defense and probably true !

  156. 156
    the climate has changed for Huhne says:

    fuck him. Splendid to see the slimy git almost distraught. Yippeee,

  157. 157
    jgm2 says:

    Rather gives the lie to the story that nobody saw what was happening doesn’t it? In 2003 – when there was still time to rein in the borrowing and squandering lunacy even the LSE was pointing out that the whole thing was a heap of smoke and mirrors.

    And yet today, an economic clusterfuck and eight years later Labour apologists are still giving it ‘No, we had no idea, came out of the blue, fuck all to do with us…’ In fact the big story here is not the 3 points on the licence but the fact that quite obviously the great and good at the heart of Labour were working 24/7 to cover up ‘a fraud perpetrated by a slick public-relations machine’ as far back as 2003.

  158. 158
    jgm2 says:

    He’ll have submitted a taxi receipt for 200 quid for the journey. Getting the wife to pick him up was a way of grossing 150 quid (after petrol) on the gig.

    In fact I suspect an FOI for his MEP expenses will reveal precisely that.

    ITEM: Taxi Stansted Airport to home: 200 quid.

  159. 159
    ron Vibentrop says:

    Vicky did not fill in the form. Allegedly it was the dildo action man himself who did it without telling her.

  160. 160
    Vaz says:

    He’s an innocent and charming man. We have a lot in common.

  161. 161
    Sadiq Aman Khan says:

    Here, here!

  162. 162
    The Pakistani Cricket Team says:

    and so say all of us.

  163. 163
    The Mets HR and promotions panel says:

    We found him pleasant enough and an ideal role model to promote him all the way up the ranks to Commander. If only we could have more officers like him.

  164. 164
    Ask yourself this says:

    Why is it that the climate change industry attracts charlatans, snake oil salesmen, wide boys and celebs ?

  165. 165
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    A razor blade in a bar of soap works just fine. Stripe the bastard.

  166. 166
    British Courts are for the little people says:

    Say what you like about the Yanks they will haul anyone before the courts even the rich and powerful . Over here however it’s a little bit different.

  167. 167
    The Hinduja Brothers says:

    We’re all in this together.

  168. 168
    Woman scorned says:

    We should all pay respect to all the Hard work Ms Pryce is putting in to ensure her ex husband wins the “Robin Cook award for lying little shits” at this years end of term Political bash.

  169. 169
    BaggPuss says:

    That’s certainly true of the ugly slag Caroline Lucas.

  170. 170
    Michael says:

    Carefully chosen words. Reminds me of Bill Clinton’s “I did not have sexual relations with that woman…” Technically, maybe not, just like technically CH arguably did not “force” anyone to take the points for him. Note he refuses to answer the question as to whether or not someone else took the points for him.

  171. 171
    DSK says:

    If only!

  172. 172
    Dale Winton says:

    What do points mean, Mr Huhne? Well, points mean surprizes!

  173. 173
    Anonymous says:

    He could always use Harriets expression and “refute” the charges when of course she did no such thing, stupid cow.

  174. 174
    Susie says:

    Huhne was the registered keeper of the car. Therefore the notice of the speeding offence would have been addressed to him. He filled out the form, naming his wife as driver to take the points and the first she’d have known would have been the request for her license so it could be endorsed.

    By then it was too late for her to complain without wrecking both of their lives. So she kept quiet… until now.

  175. 175
    Susie says:

    It cons lots of money out of the slow-witted (politicians), those who can’t do sums (politicians) and credulous get rich quick something-for-nothing merchants (sigh — politicians again, I’m afraid).

  176. 176
    Susie says:

    Even the IMF gave Brown a formal warning (first of several) in December 2003 about public sector borrowing.

  177. 177
    Susie says:

    Oh they do. They decided to stick with the old ones for the tourists, but the new ones were about as efficient and are going nuclear instead. Oh and they’ve told the EU to stuff their renewables targets.

  178. 178
    Jethro says:

    ‘Hell hath no Fury* like a woman scorned…’ (Byron?)

    *i.e. one of those Greek mythological beings, such as those who tormented Iphigenia’s brother, whose name I can’t remember.

  179. 179
    20 Megaton says:

    Guido, I looked at the nearest bluebell wood to my place in Bangkok and it’s 5500 miles away.

    What a fucking waste of time that was.

  180. 180
    Jethro says:

    I was grossly in error – not Byron, Congreve:
    “Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned,”
    I’ll get back, when I’ve found out who Iphigenia’s brother was…
    or, perhaps not. Orestes, perhaps.
    Oh, who cares! You can get an A-starred Ph.D. these days, nor knowing four-fifths of five-ninths of …. …

  181. 181
    Jethro says:

    No, not B & Q: Homebase would, though.

  182. 182
    Mike Litorus says:

    An FOI against the mafia would probably be more productive, and less disruptive to family life than trying it on with those gangsters…

  183. 183
    PickledWizard says:

    Surely if she agreed to taking the points, she as guilty as him. Spin on, millitwat

  184. 184
    PickledWizard says:

    I wouldn’t want sexual relations with ‘Vicky’ – she looks like Mick Jagger!

  185. 185
    PickledWizard says:

    I would have difficulty finding a sheep that had sexual relations with you Gordon (or was it lord robinson…..?)

  186. 186
    Handycock says:

    It’s a good job my wife is so thick.

  187. 187
    Handycock says:

    Don’t worry Chris, Grand Master is on the job.

  188. 188
    Anonymous says:

    Inspiration for Freddie Kruger it would appear

  189. 189
    Anonymous says:

    Are you saying it was Iphigenias Brother who was Driving ?

  190. 190
    Harriets Pants says:

    Yes, but they do not convict them.

  191. 191
    The Flash says:

    “Yoooo-hooooo!”

  192. 192
    Anonymous says:

    If she got the ticket between 6-8 around Chelmsford then this is no evidence: only takes about 40 mins by train to liverpool st, then about 15 mins on the central line to Holborn to get to the LSE…

  193. 193
    Anonymous says:

    Vicky Pryce is clearly Huhne in a wig, hence the “incorrect”. Unlikely ask yourself to do something for yourself are you?

  194. 194
    tory boys never grow up says:

    “commanded” “suggested” “pleaded” are other possibilities. Anyway he probably be replaced with the Tories favourite Mr Laws who has a similar gift with semantics.

  195. 195
    Jones says:

    Burn Guido Fawkes

    Kill Guido Fawkes

    Eliminate the Parasite

  196. 196
    Mrs Havisham says:

    It is all very well to take delight in Huhn’s downfall, and it is a lovely story, being full of vindictive wife, bisexual mistress and driving misdemeanours, but the problem is that if Huhn is got rid of, we haven’t a hope of getting rid of Clegg, and oh I do want rid of Clegg.

  197. 197
    notareargunner says:

    “Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned / Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.” http://twitter.com/#!/notareargunner/status/71897600588124161

  198. 198
    Conspiracyexpert says:

    What’s the penalty for telling porkies on the driving summons ?

    If found Guilty, will poor Christopher be sent back to the EU Parliament to serve his time ? Or will it be Community Service? My road needs sweeping.

  199. 199
    Conspiracyexpert says:

    If convicted, why not send him offshore, to dismantle all those bloody useless windmills. I’ll pay for his wellies.

  200. 200
    Conspiracyexpert says:

    And let’s not forget that: “What do Points make ? PRIZES !

    Good old Brucie. “They don’t like it up ‘em, Sir.” !


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