May 15th, 2011

Labour Report Huhne To The Police

Labour MP Simon Danczuk has reported Chris Huhne to the coppers after today’s fresh allegations and a taped near-confession. Essex police said:

“We are aware of allegations regarding a speeding offence in 2003. This information will be passed to officers who will decide on whether an investigation will be launched. We take allegations such as this one extremely seriously and will take action where necessary.”

Huhne can’t hide for ever, at some point he is going to have to step in front of a camera…


  1. 1
    P. Doff says:

    He’ll probably get off with a caution!

  2. 2
    Tom FD says:

    A speed camera?

  3. 3
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Didn’t notice Labour taking much notice of Harman’s speeding offences or the employment by Baroness Scotchland of maids with odd visa and passports.

    As for Brown’s cleaning work, was it all legitimate and above board, or was it another case of do as I say not as I do?

  4. 4
    Dave P says:

    Are our police so useless that despite publication in The Times, Mail and on such illustrious blogs as this one, they still need someone to actually report it before they notice it?

  5. 5
    @Kilkeal says:

    He’s got a ticket to ride.

  6. 6
    Little Boy Blue says:

    Huhne his right mind would do something like that. The man is an idiot.

  7. 7

    Huhne can’t hide for ever, at some point he is going to have to step in front of a camera…

    Or a bus.

  8. 8

    It was all legitimate and above board and he only repaid £12,415 in expenses after an independent inquiry found he had made excessive claims for cleaning, gardening and decorating.

  9. 9
    A parliament full Huhne's and Hoons says:

    Can they not report the other 648 hoons as well ?

  10. 10
    A P Herbert says:

    Will his case be heard in camera ?

  11. 11
    CuttingEdge says:

    After reporting David Laws to the police last week, it looks like Labour really have it in for the LibDems.

    While I would love to see Huhne the Hoon getting his comeupance, vile arrogant prick that he is, it does make me laugh that the party of “criminal ex-MP’s doing porridge” are the ones enthusiastically pointing the finger. Makes it all the more enjoyable when their next thieving scumbag gets sent down, though.

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Is that a speed camera ?

  13. 13
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The irony!!!!!

  14. 14
    Tony E says:

    Essex police seem to have no idea when the offence was carried out, so until someone tells them exactly where and when he got the ticket they said they cannot do much.

    If it was a Tory, I suspect that the super would have had it handy on his desk awaiting the right moment.

  15. 15
    P. Doff says:

    Only if they want a snap judgement!

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    Yes I didnt quite get why Brown paid his Brother for cleaning services out of the public purse. Could someone explain to me why this was considered above board.

  17. 17
    Rupert88 says:

    Sally Bercow tweets “Huhne one of the better LibDems IMHO” – talk about faint praise

  18. 18
    Handycock says:

    I have reported you to the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner, Chris, just like you did for me when I was in trouble for sexually molesting a constituent. Hopefully, that will pre-empt any police inquiry and then, the whole thing can be quietly covered up.

  19. 19
    Deny all knowledge says:

    The ‘Dark Prince’ himself would be proud of this hatchet job.

    Can’t blame anyone but himself. Only let strangers know your vices. They don’t know the value of them.

  20. 20
    Machiavelli says:

    That’ll teach him to argue with George.

  21. 21
    why is he still there? it's willy hague all over again says:

    did you triple source this story mr fawkes?…maybe you could organise one of your funny protests against huhne and get mocked by everyone like you were yesterday

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Be interesting to see how this story “Develops”

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    Parliamentary Standards Commisioner = Excellent Firewall between MP’s and the Police

  24. 24
    A parliament full Huhne's and Hoons says:

    Because they all employ family as a way of boosting their tax take
    they are all robbing bastards !

  25. 25
    Southern Softy says:

    Thus emphasising Sally’s lack of judgment.

  26. 26
    A parliament full Huhne's and Hoons says:

    he was on “a roll”

  27. 27

    to many negative comments

  28. 28
    Rat's arse says:

    You are such a sad b@stard no. 21. Get a feckin life.

  29. 29
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Perfect for a labour safe seat then….

  30. 30
    Arianna Troughington says:

    And worried about his ‘exposure’.

  31. 31
    Doc Trough says:

    OT. Guido. Any danger of guest authors for one of the regular weekend features.? You provide them stats and they write the accompanying piece. Reason I ask is that I would love to see the headline: “Sally B’s Saturday Seven-Up “.

  32. 32

    How can Huhnes new partner be an EX Lesbian ?
    She obviously still likes Huhnes
    So i recon Carina is still “Trimingham ”
    Once a Rug Muncher always a Rug Muncher !

  33. 33
    Mornington Crescent says:

    According to “They work for you”, Danczuk:

    Has spoken in 28 debates in the last year — below average amongst MPs.
    Has received answers to 39 written questions in the last year — average amongst MPs.
    Has voted in 69.74% of votes in this Parliament with this affiliation — below average amongst MPs. (From Public Whip)
    People have made 1 annotation on this MP’s speeches — below average amongst MPs.

    So, not exactly a paragon of virtue either.

  34. 34
    William says:

    Flash git!

  35. 35
    banana republican says:

    was she referring to his on the job performance?

  36. 36
    genghiz the kahn says:

    In these austere times, Red Ed and Justine are having a hag do before they finally apply for those tax breaks for married couples.

    I doubt that their wedding music will be available for downloading on itunes within 12 hours.

  37. 37
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    I’ll get mocked as long as you go and get focked.

  38. 38
    Bisto Kid says:

    Is there any significance in that the cross-hairs are pointed at his nose and not his brain?

  39. 39
    I says:

    Well I’m an ex virgin

  40. 40
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    Time to F-stop these camera puns !

  41. 41

    Hi. I’m sending my SpAd to answer any questions you may have. Bye.

  42. 42
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    He has a nose, as for a brain?????

  43. 43
    ichabod says:

    But if he evades prosecution and he doesn’t feel like resigning, will Dave summon up the backbone to sack him ?

  44. 44
    Chris Hoon says:

    Think I’ll pervert convert to pislam. You can get away with all sorts.

  45. 45
    Chris Huhne says:

    Thanks Mike. Boaz.

  46. 46
    Anonymostly says:

    Endorsements for Speeding Offences only remain on Driving Licence for 4 years and are then removed…so as the alleged offence took place in 2003 it’s unlikely that they’ll find any evidence and I suspect that the DVLA delete all records too at the same time…so as 8 years have elapsed best of luck unless an offender admits the offence to a police officer when interviewed under caution

  47. 47
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Lets keep the “Focus” and nail Hunt.

  48. 48
    Alan says:

    Danczuk is indeed no paragon of virtue.
    Perhaps Guido, and the police, should look again more closely at the circumstances surrounding Danczuk`s selection as Labour candidate for Rochdale. People who live in glass houses…

  49. 49
    Crude but honest says:

    I want to shoot my man juice all over Paula Middlehurst’s baps.

  50. 50
    Dave, yes it's me says:


  51. 51
    I says:

    But not adultery with Doc Martins wearers

  52. 52
    John Prescott says:

    ‘ey lad! Any of you sees me on Piers Moron’s show last night? I was reet good, wern I?

  53. 53
    Betty Swollocks says:

    She is a self-confessed, binge-drinking, druggie slapper.

  54. 54
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Notice how ‘soft’ the BBC is going on this story, could it be because Huhne is the sort of leftie the BBC like? He hates Tories and is a big fan of killing our economy because of so called ‘climate change’?

    The BBC will always stick up for a greenie mong.

  55. 55
    Chris Huhne says:

    Don’t you just hate it when your laptop starts buffering just at the wrong time?

  56. 56
    You never have to dig far to find Labour dodginess says:

    Huhne is a twat, true. But this would be the same Simon Danczuk whose selection as Labour candidate was marred by controversy over postal votes and a motion of no confidence in the selection process.

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    Yup – a nose that can’t smell the stench of all this, is obviously not fit for purpose and deserves to be taken out!

  58. 58
    Gordon Brown says:

    What is this new road certificate?, Mule Packs and Goose driving were always good enough in my day at the Manse.

  59. 59

    That comment is tripe,odd you should say it though

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    Wrong way round P.Doff. More likely that the police will get the caution; interfering with an m.p. in the course of his troughing & attempting to bring an m.p’s ambitions to an early closure.

  61. 61

    Oh shutter your face !

  62. 62
    nell says:

    Bit unfair Guido that you have given huhne such large handsome crosshairs when you only gave poor damian some itty bitty little ones.

    Anyway is huhne still in hiding? He’s beginning to look rather guilty and rather cowardly isn’t he?

    No appearing in public, no issuance of a strong statement proclaiming his innocence.

    Not much of a backbone.

  63. 63
    Piss Organ says:

    Nope. You were your normal disingenuous, hypocritical self.

    Even I couldn’t transform you. Tracey sends love and kisses.

  64. 64
    Dogsbreath says:

    When apolitical animals resort to name calling and reporting each other to the plod all that happens is they all get covered in horticultural glass.

    The clueless voter at least gets an insight into the goings on of the low life scum they voted into a job and, the bonus realization that they were instrumental in voting the turd into Westminster in the first place.

    Just deserts methinks!

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    The police don’t have records retained for that far back for this type of offence.

  66. 66
    Mission Impossible says:

    Find a Liebour MP who is not a hypocritical, mendacious twonker.

  67. 67
    Dogsbreath says:

    or claim he did it to protect his private life HoHoHo!

  68. 68
    nell says:

    Is it right that gordon has postponed his trip home from amer ica saying that he stands ready to take over the imf on an emergency basis in their moment of need.

  69. 69
    13eastie says:


    The lobbing of rocks in a glass house makes for an excellent spectator sport.

    Perhaps Guido can arrange for some instant karma?

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    Still waiting to hear the sentence handed down to m’lord Taylor.

  71. 71
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

    I’m absolutely desperate to get that job. It pay a nice fat tax-free salary and I haven’t had anything to screw up do for months now.

  72. 72
    Gordon Brown says:

    Who’d like to bunga bunga with me?

  73. 73
    A Doctor says:

    Have you considered a pot noodle and a wank?

  74. 74
    Mike Hunt says:

    But those were Liebour people, you know, the good guys, men (and women) of the people. Huhne is in league with baby eating Tories.

    It’s a totally different situation, altogether.

  75. 75
    Mike Hunt says:

    Are our police so useless


  76. 76
    Grammar School Boy says:

    A ‘say cheese’ roll?

  77. 77
    Grammar School Boy says:

    We’ll get him kicked out of that too…SMIB.

  78. 78
    Grammar School Boy says:

    I’m married – aka a born again virgin!!

  79. 79

    I notice that the MP formerly known as Eric Illsley is out of clink and complaining that he should never have been sent to jail.


  80. 80
    When is 'Lord' Taylor of Warwick going to be locked up says:

    Has anyone noticed that if you put ‘Huhne’ into Google search, the auto-complete offers, first and second:

    #1 Huhne
    #2 Huhne nuclear

    Nuclear…that Google bloke certainly knows a thing or two about predictive text

  81. 81
    Don't call me Shirley says:

    It’s a totally different situation.

  82. 82
    The other Mr Brown says:

    I am not my brothers cleaner.

  83. 83
    Sicko says:

    Doubtless of the ‘uphill’ variety.

  84. 84
    David Laws, one of many Lib Dem Fiddlers says:

    It worked for me Chris. I am sure it will work for you too. Jahbulon.

  85. 85
    Sicko says:

    And my constituents in Scotland won’t mind me dropping them like a steaming shit.

  86. 86
    simon says:

    I’m loving the Labour/Libdem bitchathon! I love it when two leftwing parties have a ‘handbags at dawn’ Wrestlemania moment. Clearly Labour are out to get the LD’s ‘by any means necessary’ and good luck to them- saves us conservatives doing it after the shenanigans from those f’kwits Huhne,Cable, and bloody Hancock- and that f’kr Pantsdown. I mean those ungrateful bastards would rather be suc*ing Gordon Brown’s Scottish todger than doing anything constructive.

  87. 87
    Lord Carrington's Binoculars says:

    The Observer is running a massively puffed-up lead about how Huhne has singled-handedly forced the cabinet to turn off UK Plc’s lights…I mean go renewable.

    As far as counter-spin operations goes it was effing lame. The ‘progressive minority’ still think that climate-con stories are big news.

  88. 88
    Lord Carrington's Binoculars says:

    Jesus – you couldn’t make it up. Sarcozy gets his main rival bulleted and Broon gets another glimmer of light.

    And pulling Khan off the plane on the runway? Please….

  89. 89
    That's News says:

    Labour MP Simon Danczuk has… made himself a target for future investigations by the press who will be watching him like a bloody hawk, from now on!

    Oh, Mr Danczuk! What ever have you don?

  90. 90
    simon says:

    Knowing the ‘Screws’ they will have a ‘Danczuk and Gillian Duffy love affair’ story in the pipeline. Apparently Duffy is ‘close’ to Danczuk’- urgh, that was reported when Duffers collared Nick Clegg a couple of months ago.

  91. 91
    ron Vibentrop says:

    The ‘person’ who took the rap was confirmed to have been elsewhere on the day in question. Chris I’ll Take it from a Bull Dyke Huhne filled out the declaration with that person’s name. What the hell is there to investigate? It’s time that this LibDem supported government sacked the liars, thieves and fraudsters from their partners.

    Pompous treacherous little shit should do time.

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