May 15th, 2011

#HuhneTunes is Trending on Twitter

It is worth checking the #HuhneTunes hash-tag for a laugh. Can a cabinet minister survive when he has become a national joke and synonymous with lying? Methinks not…


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    Maybe getting rid of him will put an end to all the government’s climate change nonsense. We can live in hope.

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    Lard Presclott of Bulimia, Bog Seats, Beams,Bellies,Banjos,Punches, Croquet, Pies, Jags 'n' Shags says:

    ‘Can a cabinet minister survive when he has become a national joke and synonymous with lying’?

    Why not ???? You can do all that AND get a Peerage.

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    . Can a cabinet minister survive when he has become a national joke and synonymous with lying? says:

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    minusthree says:

    It worked for Meddlebum.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I heard there’s a position open at the IMF. I’m available.

  6. 6
    Ai Weiwei says:

    yuh ahre TaT and I claim my five pownd.

    Even imprisoned behind pawall I can tell a TaT vid.

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    Sadly, the advert states they want someone good.

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    Joss Taskin says:

    The World’s economy couldn’t withstand another ‘saving’.

    Whatever happened to all that charitable work you were going to do along with working hard for the residents of Kirkcaldy ???

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Riding along in my automobile
    My baby beside me at the wheel

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    BaggPuss says:

    “Maybe getting rid of him will put an end to all the government’s climate change nonsense. We can live in hope.”


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    Joss Taskin says:

    Don’t think I’ve seen that posted for about 24 hours now.

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    Sack the sandal wearing tree hugging LYING BASTARD!

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    Tankus says:

    Is gordon jetting back from Las Vegas (important constituency business) with an eye to the IMF ?

    The deputy is standing down too !

    He must be creaming himself …….

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    Dave Cameron, paid-up member of the AGW Brigade says:

    No chance.


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    O/T I know but is anyone else’s mind boggling at what the headlines would be today had McBroon got the IMF gig?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Brown lasted 13 years Guido!!!!

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    Warbling Autotune says:

    Seeing it is OK, it’s listening to it that’s painful.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    So after denying the IMF for 8 years he now wants to leaqd it?

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    BaggPuss says:

    Like Strauss-Kahn?

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    Keith Dovkunts says:

    Never noticed that gap in Hague’s front teeth before. Wonder if his young friend is circumcised or not . . .

  21. 21
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    It’s time to say…goodbye…piss off and GO!!!!

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    Universal headline says:

    “Now we’re really fucked” ?

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    Wacko Huheno says:

    So Vicky are you ok
    Vicky are you ok
    Are you ok Vicky
    You’ve been hit by
    You’ve been struck by
    A smooth liberal

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    augustine the hippo says:

    jacqboots lasted to the last election

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    There but for the grace of God says:

    Today’s headline:
    “Dominique Strauss-Kahn to appear in New York court over alleged sex attack on hotel maid”

    Headline if McMental had the job:
    “Gordon Brown to appear in New York court over alleged sex attack on hotel porter”

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    Hey Mickey says:


    Are you taking the Mickey?

  27. 27
    Gordon Brown says:

    I had lots of bunga bunga parties in my youth. The ladies loved me.

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    Call me Dave is about to destroy what little industry we have left with his climate change bill while India and the US and china gorge themselves on carbon trade offs this tiny dot of an island will bankrupt it’s self for the whim of a headline grabbing clueless idiot prime minister
    while Cable and Osborne see the dangers of this stupid policy
    call me clueless does not
    ask yourself this question
    if the people of this country or any other thought the planet was in danger
    the green party would be the ruling party in every country where as they are probably the smallest party in most countries
    why are we pondering to the few ?

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    Jimmy says:

    “Can a cabinet minister survive when he has become a national joke and synonymous with lying? ”

    I think that’s the minimum qualification.

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    Gooey Blob says:

    I wouldn’t wish to comment on the Strauss-Kahn case, but given the accusation that has been made, it is quite apt that he was arrested at JFK airport. After all, JFK had a certain reputation, did he not?

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    I says:

    Latest Betting ABOVE 60% No……..86.96 % YES ???????

    Or is it me?

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    Chris Huhne says:

    What me a national joke ??

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.. aaaaaahhhh…


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    “There’s been shome confushon offisher, I fell awkwardly on the cleaning appliance and the bellboy was trying to remove it from me when the maid came in. She’s a bigoted woman and itsh all a drudful mishundershtanding”

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    Vicky says:

    You were a joke in bed too.

  35. 35
    Mark Ferguson says:

    Why would Chris Huhne be rubbish on Eurovision?…..Because he doesn’t want to get Douze Points

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    Watch Porn on TVX (Yes we have no Jacqui Smith lookalikes) says:

    Jackboots jackie
    Jackboots jackie
    Jackbbots jackie smith
    got away with it!

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    Rat's arse says:

    Pathetic no. 3. Now off you go to help Millytwit fill his blank page.

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    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Huhne was married to THIS!!! That’a fucking bloke not a woman.

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    Sicknote says:

    Amusing to see Chris Huhne MP caught up in a speeding scandal – Guido Fawkes has pics of him doing 90mph in a Tesla on the M23 from last year!

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    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    What’s the difference between West Ham and Chris Huhne? Huhne has more points.

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    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    The BBC would have wheeled out Toenails, Marr and John Pinhead to deny Gordon was a perv and that really he was a nice man.

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    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Have you seem what he swapped her for? I think you might have second thoughts!

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    South of the M4 says:

    “Greater emphasis applied to speed up the colonisation of Mars programme”.

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    At least I didn’t shag any chamber maids

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    IMF Fuck Buddies says:

    Oh come on !
    on all the porn sites i go on the maid always jumps in the sack with the guest !

  46. 46
    Karen Brady and the pornographers are going down says:

    You missed out a “d”

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    Why was Chris Huhne not at the cup final ?
    because he gave someone else his ticket !

    i talk to my shoe you know !

  48. 48
    comentorr says:

    Somebody Else Fought the Law and the Law Won.

  49. 49
    Darth Huhne says:

    If you sack me from the cabinet, I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine.

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    Phwooar! says:

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    Socialism is a mental illness says:

    Tie the idiot to a wind turbine blade and leave him there for a week, see if he loves them then. Seven homes, and not one of them anywhere near a wind farm i bet, the cretin is a gigantic fraud.

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    Suggs says:

    I’ve was driving in my car
    It’s not like my new Jaguar
    I got pulled over on Muswell Hill
    And stitched the wife up for the bill

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    Flexible Cystocopy says:

    Yer goin to fucking soft on him!

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    Dirk Diggler says:

    Fuck me, you’re right. How did he get wood to fuck that? S/he even has an Adam’s apple to go with the meat n two veg.

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    Flexible Cystocopy says:

    Gordon is a moron , a moron!
    70’s punk

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    The Cap Of Libertie says:

    I hope the Huhne goes. If not another week of the Huhne Hate Campaign is being planned.

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    Huhne Tunes says:

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    The Paragnostic says:

    “She saved my ticket to ride”, perhaps?

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    Chris Huhne says:

    Guido. I will resign if you let Billy win the caption competition. If my demands are not met I will cling on until I am the new Liberal Democrat Leader.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    “IMF to enter investment banking sector – Goodwin to head new ‘Casino’ dept.”

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    Anonymous says:

    Just look around the cabinet, even if its true worst have been done. This looks more like a setup to protect Clegg to protect this government. Earlier the right wing had a go at Cable now Huhne, next who.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Karen’s agreed to appear in Winner’s new ad campaign – punch line to be amended to –

    “Calm down, dear – it’s only a commercial disaster!”

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    Huhne Tunes says:

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Most greek birds end up looking either like that or fat and hairy. Sort of explains the ‘greek practices’ thing.

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    Anonymous says:

    Have you all forgotten our national clown, Boris.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Must admit to feeling slightly conflicted by this – while I desperately want to see the back of the idiot before his green ideas wreck the country still more, I can’t help feeling that the speeding ticket itself should never have been allowed, based as it was on speed camera evidence.

    The whole idea that you should be prosecuted based on photographic evidence of a vehicle registered to you, and that you should be forced to identify the dr*ver of that vehicle – well, it’s just not British, is it?

    Perhaps Huhne had a few words with Hammond about speed camera funding…

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    The Paragnostic says:

    In other news, the FA are to investigate whether West Ham asked Wigan to take the 3 points today, amid theories that the pornographers wanted to cash in on Scott Parker before it’s too late.

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    Hampshire Lib Dems really are having a lively Parliamentary Term aren’t they.

    If it aint Hancock shagging its Huhne nagging!

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    The Paragnostic says:

    I think you’ll find it is a Labour MP who has reported this to the police – so unless the Condems have some moles within Labour, this has not come from the ‘right’.

    It matters not who’s behind it, just so long as he goes and someone with half a brain gets the Energy gig so that these stupid carbon reduction ideas get binned.

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    Anonymous says:

    Blair’s friend would have.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Perhaps this might be the moment for Guido to reverse his modding, so that when you type ‘Huhne’ you get ‘Сunt’.

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    Sunday is a family day.

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    The Penguin says:


    The Penguin.

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    Sicko says:

    As I understand it, the target is a reduction in 2025. Given that there is legislation in the works for fixed five-year parliaments, there will be the opportunity for several changes of government between now and that date. Therefore plenty of chances for this ridiculous choice to be reversed.

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    The Penguin says:

    What the fuck is “pondering”?

    The Penguin.

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    My Boys know where you live. Watch it.

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    Cometh the hour cometh the man I can feel the hand of destiny touch my shoulder and it will be an honour to serve the world and save it from financial armaggedon and those Tory wreckers.

    The world is very lucky to have a man of my extraordinary caliber ready to lead and serve.

    This is no time for a novice, while I’m at the IMF there will be no more boom and bust.

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    Down With Brown! says:

    Prescott lasted 10 as well.

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    They didn’t call him Crash Gordon for nothing!

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    Welsh windbag watch says:

    You know fuck all as per usual parawanker . There has always been a statutory obligation for owners of vehicles to identify who was driving when road traffic offences have been committed. These have existed for decades within the Road Traffic Act well before the advent of speed cameras. Epic fail once more bigot breath !

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    A woman Scorned says:

    I nominate Huhne for this years “Robin Cook” award for being an adulterous little shit

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    primary school teacher says:

    *cough* calibre *cough*

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    I have to say that Huhne looks like a trouser ferret to me. Wouldn’t surprise me at all if he’s one of those politicians who discovers he’s actually gay three days before NotW or the Mail discovers it for him.

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    AC1 says:

    Why not post it onto the blog you promised us and post a link?

    Oh you broke your promise.

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    AC1 says:

    You certainly wouldn’t be vulnerable to sexually charged accusations by women…

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    AC1 says:

    Do you have a license to post such offensive material?

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    Mike Hunt says:

    Ok, neither were ministers but what about Bliar and Campbell.

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    AC1 says:

    caliber is the alchohol less (i.e pointless) beer.

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    AC1 says:

    The Left parties face their darkest hour in Indian politics, if not marginalisation, as they have been voted out of power in two key states of West Bengal and Kerala in the assembly elections.

    The only state the Left hangs on to power is Tripura, where too they face tough challenge from Trinamool Congress led by Mamata Banerjee.

    They’re not likely to make the mistakes out political classes do.

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    Cynic says:

    What about Queen – Driven By You

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    The Welsh are Labour cocksucking Parasites says:

    The Huhne is out of tune with the electorate.

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Why don’t you just fuck off and spare us your magnetic personality and financial acumen

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    Cynic says:

    Or even Driving in My Car by Madness

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    Mark Oaten says:

    Shit eh?

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    Mr Kahn says:

    Is that the find Maddie campaign?

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    Jedward on Eurovision says:

    The Huhne has got more points than we could ever dream of.

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    steam iron says:

    DSK is a socialist and a frog (and now possibly a perv), but i still prefer him to gordon broon.

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    steam iron says:

    Gordon, go to Greece and sort them out. Then they can default, devalue and leave the Euro giving them a chance to sort themselves out.

    Your reverse midas touch might help for once!

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    The Paragnostic says:

    It’s that statutory obligation I was referring to, you thick Jock pillock – being required to incriminate yourself smacks of French or Spanish practices.

    Or Scottish, come to think of it – that useless appendage to Britain that suckles at the teat of Barnett.

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    Divide the union and welcome back to Rome. says:

    No it wasn’t you “complete guide to being a tit,”you were clearly inferring that such a requirement came as a result of the advent of speed cameras. You are sooooooooo fucking wrong on this as with most of what you spew out your stupid arse. Fuck off Welshman, you treacherous Romanist c unt .

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    What have Chris Huhne, Mike Hancock and West Ham got in common?

    They are all going down!

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Not me sunshine. I have so much protection you would not believe it. As an aside, I have already warned you, leave me alone.

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    Archie says:

    That’s enough about Chris Huhne, Ed!

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