"Oh Vicky you're so fine, you're so fine, you pay my fine, oh Vicky" Toni Basil #Huhnetunes—
Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) May 15, 2011
It is worth checking the #HuhneTunes hash-tag for a laugh. Can a cabinet minister survive when he has become a national joke and synonymous with lying? Methinks not…
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Maybe getting rid of him will put an end to all the government’s climate change nonsense. We can live in hope.
yuh ahre TaT and I claim my five pownd.
Even imprisoned behind pawall I can tell a TaT vid.
Don’t think I’ve seen that posted for about 24 hours now.
Seeing it is OK, it’s listening to it that’s painful.
Never noticed that gap in Hague’s front teeth before. Wonder if his young friend is circumcised or not . . .
Pathetic no. 3. Now off you go to help Millytwit fill his blank page.
Have you all forgotten our national clown, Boris.
Why not post it onto the blog you promised us and post a link?
Oh you broke your promise.
“Maybe getting rid of him will put an end to all the government’s climate change nonsense. We can live in hope.”
Indeed!
No chance.
Wibble.
Just look around the cabinet, even if its true worst have been done. This looks more like a setup to protect Clegg to protect this government. Earlier the right wing had a go at Cable now Huhne, next who.
I think you’ll find it is a Labour MP who has reported this to the police – so unless the Condems have some moles within Labour, this has not come from the ‘right’.
It matters not who’s behind it, just so long as he goes and someone with half a brain gets the Energy gig so that these stupid carbon reduction ideas get binned.
Blair’s friend would have.
As I understand it, the target is a reduction in 2025. Given that there is legislation in the works for fixed five-year parliaments, there will be the opportunity for several changes of government between now and that date. Therefore plenty of chances for this ridiculous choice to be reversed.
‘Can a cabinet minister survive when he has become a national joke and synonymous with lying’?
Why not ???? You can do all that AND get a Peerage.
It worked for Meddlebum.
jacqboots lasted to the last election
Ok, neither were ministers but what about Bliar and Campbell.
I heard there’s a position open at the IMF. I’m available.
Sadly, the advert states they want someone good.
Like Strauss-Kahn?
I wouldn’t wish to comment on the Strauss-Kahn case, but given the accusation that has been made, it is quite apt that he was arrested at JFK airport. After all, JFK had a certain reputation, did he not?
The World’s economy couldn’t withstand another ‘saving’.
Whatever happened to all that charitable work you were going to do along with working hard for the residents of Kirkcaldy ???
You certainly wouldn’t be vulnerable to sexually charged accusations by women…
DSK is a socialist and a frog (and now possibly a perv), but i still prefer him to gordon broon.
Riding along in my automobile
My baby beside me at the wheel
“She saved my ticket to ride”, perhaps?
Sack the sandal wearing tree hugging LYING BASTARD!
Yer goin to fucking soft on him!
Is gordon jetting back from Las Vegas (important constituency business) with an eye to the IMF ?
The deputy is standing down too !
He must be creaming himself …….
O/T I know but is anyone else’s mind boggling at what the headlines would be today had McBroon got the IMF gig?
So after denying the IMF for 8 years he now wants to leaqd it?
“Now we’re really fucked” ?
Today’s headline:
“Dominique Strauss-Kahn to appear in New York court over alleged sex attack on hotel maid”
Headline if McMental had the job:
“Gordon Brown to appear in New York court over alleged sex attack on hotel porter”
“There’s been shome confushon offisher, I fell awkwardly on the cleaning appliance and the bellboy was trying to remove it from me when the maid came in. She’s a bigoted woman and itsh all a drudful mishundershtanding”
ROFLMAO!
The Penguin.
The BBC would have wheeled out Toenails, Marr and John Pinhead to deny Gordon was a perv and that really he was a nice man.
Gordon is a moron , a moron!
70′s punk
“Greater emphasis applied to speed up the colonisation of Mars programme”.
*applause*
“IMF to enter investment banking sector – Goodwin to head new ‘Casino’ dept.”
Brown lasted 13 years Guido!!!!
Prescott lasted 10 as well.
It’s time to say…goodbye…piss off and GO!!!!
So Vicky are you ok
Vicky are you ok
Are you ok Vicky
You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
A smooth liberal
I’ve was driving in my car
It’s not like my new Jaguar
I got pulled over on Muswell Hill
And stitched the wife up for the bill
Guido
Are you taking the Mickey?
I had lots of bunga bunga parties in my youth. The ladies loved me.
You missed out a “d”
Karen’s agreed to appear in Winner’s new ad campaign – punch line to be amended to –
“Calm down, dear – it’s only a commercial disaster!”
Call me Dave is about to destroy what little industry we have left with his climate change bill while India and the US and china gorge themselves on carbon trade offs this tiny dot of an island will bankrupt it’s self for the whim of a headline grabbing clueless idiot prime minister
while Cable and Osborne see the dangers of this stupid policy
call me clueless does not
ask yourself this question
if the people of this country or any other thought the planet was in danger
the green party would be the ruling party in every country where as they are probably the smallest party in most countries
why are we pondering to the few ?
What the fuck is “pondering”?
The Penguin.
http://www.thedailystar.net/newDesign/news-details.php?nid=185707
The Left parties face their darkest hour in Indian politics, if not marginalisation, as they have been voted out of power in two key states of West Bengal and Kerala in the assembly elections.
The only state the Left hangs on to power is Tripura, where too they face tough challenge from Trinamool Congress led by Mamata Banerjee.
They’re not likely to make the mistakes out political classes do.
“Can a cabinet minister survive when he has become a national joke and synonymous with lying? ”
I think that’s the minimum qualification.
Jackboots jackie
Jackboots jackie
Jackbbots jackie smith
got away with it!
Latest Betting ABOVE 60% No……..86.96 % YES ???????
Or is it me?
What me a national joke ??
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You were a joke in bed too.
Why would Chris Huhne be rubbish on Eurovision?…..Because he doesn’t want to get Douze Points
Why was Chris Huhne not at the cup final ?
because he gave someone else his ticket !
i talk to my shoe you know !
Huhne was married to THIS!!! That’a fucking bloke not a woman.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/14/article-0-0BF3F82200000578-403_306x694.jpg
Have you seem what he swapped her for? I think you might have second thoughts!
Fuck me, you’re right. How did he get wood to fuck that? S/he even has an Adam’s apple to go with the meat n two veg.
Most greek birds end up looking either like that or fat and hairy. Sort of explains the ‘greek practices’ thing.
Amusing to see Chris Huhne MP caught up in a speeding scandal – Guido Fawkes has pics of him doing 90mph in a Tesla on the M23 from last year!
What’s the difference between West Ham and Chris Huhne? Huhne has more points.
In other news, the FA are to investigate whether West Ham asked Wigan to take the 3 points today, amid theories that the pornographers wanted to cash in on Scott Parker before it’s too late.
At least I didn’t shag any chamber maids
Oh come on !
on all the porn sites i go on the maid always jumps in the sack with the guest !
Somebody Else Fought the Law and the Law Won.
If you sack me from the cabinet, I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/06/21/article-1288454-0A1DB8E8000005DC-3_468x475.jpg
Tie the idiot to a wind turbine blade and leave him there for a week, see if he loves them then. Seven homes, and not one of them anywhere near a wind farm i bet, the cretin is a gigantic fraud.
I hope the Huhne goes. If not another week of the Huhne Hate Campaign is being planned.
Guido. I will resign if you let Billy win the caption competition. If my demands are not met I will cling on until I am the new Liberal Democrat Leader.
Do you have a license to post such offensive material?
Must admit to feeling slightly conflicted by this – while I desperately want to see the back of the idiot before his green ideas wreck the country still more, I can’t help feeling that the speeding ticket itself should never have been allowed, based as it was on speed camera evidence.
The whole idea that you should be prosecuted based on photographic evidence of a vehicle registered to you, and that you should be forced to identify the dr*ver of that vehicle – well, it’s just not British, is it?
Perhaps Huhne had a few words with Hammond about speed camera funding…
You know fuck all as per usual parawanker . There has always been a statutory obligation for owners of vehicles to identify who was driving when road traffic offences have been committed. These have existed for decades within the Road Traffic Act well before the advent of speed cameras. Epic fail once more bigot breath !
It’s that statutory obligation I was referring to, you thick Jock pillock – being required to incriminate yourself smacks of French or Spanish practices.
Or Scottish, come to think of it – that useless appendage to Britain that suckles at the teat of Barnett.
No it wasn’t you “complete guide to being a tit,”you were clearly inferring that such a requirement came as a result of the advent of speed cameras. You are sooooooooo fucking wrong on this as with most of what you spew out your stupid arse. Fuck off Welshman, you treacherous Romanist c unt .
Hampshire Lib Dems really are having a lively Parliamentary Term aren’t they.
If it aint Hancock shagging its Huhne nagging!
My Boys know where you live. Watch it.
Shit eh?
Perhaps this might be the moment for Guido to reverse his modding, so that when you type ‘Huhne’ you get ‘Сunt’.
Sunday is a family day.
Cometh the hour cometh the man I can feel the hand of destiny touch my shoulder and it will be an honour to serve the world and save it from financial armaggedon and those Tory wreckers.
The world is very lucky to have a man of my extraordinary caliber ready to lead and serve.
This is no time for a novice, while I’m at the IMF there will be no more boom and bust.
*cough* calibre *cough*
caliber is the alchohol less (i.e pointless) beer.
Why don’t you just fuck off and spare us your magnetic personality and financial acumen
Gordon, go to Greece and sort them out. Then they can default, devalue and leave the Euro giving them a chance to sort themselves out.
Your reverse midas touch might help for once!
They didn’t call him Crash Gordon for nothing!
I nominate Huhne for this years “Robin Cook” award for being an adulterous little shit
I have to say that Huhne looks like a trouser ferret to me. Wouldn’t surprise me at all if he’s one of those politicians who discovers he’s actually gay three days before NotW or the Mail discovers it for him.
What about Queen – Driven By You
The Huhne is out of tune with the electorate.
Or even Driving in My Car by Madness
Is that the find Maddie campaign?
The Huhne has got more points than we could ever dream of.
What have Chris Huhne, Mike Hancock and West Ham got in common?
They are all going down!
Not me sunshine. I have so much protection you would not believe it. As an aside, I have already warned you, leave me alone.
That’s enough about Chris Huhne, Ed!