May 12th, 2011

For Huhne the Bell Tolls

“Energy secretary Chris Huhne is launching the first new grid connection to Europe for 25 years today” which must be exciting. A government source just confirmed to Guido that they are keeping Huhne on a very low profile for the next couple of days. That would explain why today he was sent to that known bastion of political action, Rochester. Why? 

Guido now has it triple sourced that two Sunday papers are going to put the bullet provided for them by Mrs Huhne straight through the Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change’s head. Speeding points and the rest…

Guido has been digging on this one all week and the it’s a total mess. One Downing Street source gave him a 10% survival rate past Sunday…

UPDATE:

There’s a thin line between sorrow and rage.


218 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Hunt next then Piggin wiggin.

  2. 2

    That shot will go through his nose.

  3. 3
    FDP says:

    I, for one, am disappointed that such a talented and selfless politician with a great deal to offer to the country should be harassed in such a despicable manner.

    • 14
      :) says:

      I agree its a total shame

      What are the odds? Is it worth a punt yet? Need to pay for my hols.

    • 47
      Socialism has murdered 150 million human beings pride says:

      Glad that the eco-freak bastard is getting at least part of what he deserves.

      Piss on all Green loons.

    • 78
      AC1 says:

      You forgot the /sarcasm tag at the end.

  4. 4
    Daves no mug says:

    As Vince said, ‘ruthless’.

    Something about ‘keeping your enemies closer’ springs to mind!

    • 35
      BillyBob... No 'free' NHS treatment for immigrants, reform reform!! says:

      Well done Mrs Huhne !!

  5. 6
    NuAttack Dog says:

    digging Clegg out of the hole he has found himself in.

  6. 7
    Messy It Girl says:

    “the it’s a total mess” ?

    • 44
      WVM says:

      GF’s bad grammar only seems to be surpassed by his bad spelling.

      • 66
        Retentive says:

        Is that not syntax rather than grammar?

      • 115
        Richar Head says:

        Aww, go easy on Guido, he’s a potato muncher and “er, loike, inglish don’t cum dat easy to me big fella,top of da mornin’ to ya ” – It would appear tha English isn’t Guido’s first langauge.

  7. 8

    Maybe he’ll quit to form a splinter party.

    Social Democratic Party 2.

    Polly will be reporting him as the new ‘greatest progressive leader for a generation.’
    Trouble is she has the Gordon touch.
    Anyone she endorses is considered lucky if they get away with electoral oblivion.

    • 79
      RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

      I am the gweatest pwogwessive leader for a genewation !!!!!

  8. 10
    Gordon Brown's abacus says:

    Let’s all hope so…

  9. 11
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Is there any Mps in Parliament that are not crimnals?

    • 18
      Tax Payer says:

      There’s the perverts ?

    • 22
      screw the lot of them says:

      The criminally insane?

      • 27
        Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

        650 of them insane? Could be on to something there…

    • 25
      English Viking says:

      No. Not one.

    • 94
      Maxiums Erectus says:

      Caroline Lucas…

      …so squeaky clean even her farts don’t smell. Apparently.
      And she keeps rescued greyhounds & circus bears in her kitchen – is there a more saintly woman in politics?

      • 125
        Logan says:

        Shame that those of her ilk proscribe to global genocide as a policy to protect the earth. They wish to depopulate the planet by reducing the human population to between 100 and 500 thousand people.

        The only thing about these “we must reduce the earth’s population to save the planet” fuckwits is that they stubbornly refuse to lead by example.

        It shows a massive weakness in their commitment to their cause that they will not kill themselves for it.

      • 130
        Julian The Wonderhorse says:

        She’s a vegetarian, her farts must reek

      • 197
        not now cato says:

        You must be joking – give her the chance and she’d have you in a gulag with electrodes on your bollox before you could say “face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle”.

  10. 12
    Doc Trough says:

    Are you using jacketed parabellum, or Met Police hollowpoint ?

  11. 13
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    Apart from the speeding points issue (that’s bad enough), does anyone have an idea what’s “the rest”? Drugs? Dead girls? Live boys? Back-handers?

    • 96
      Maxiums Erectus says:

      Littering & non payment of a library fine…

      …they’re right bastards, these Lib-dems. Living right on the edge, some of them.

  12. 15
    Barefoot Contessa says:

    Just when you think Tory councils couldn’t stoop any lower, they go and do something so completely senseless it almost defies belief. That a council would charge children to play (on a council play area) seems like a joke – the kind of thing a cartoonish “nasty party” Tory might dream up – but in one borough, it’s unfortunately true.

    Tory Wandsworth council plan to charge children £2.50 to use Battersea Park adventure playground. If this pilot is successful the Director of Children’s Services will extend the charges.

    And the leader of Wandsworth council? That would be Eddie Lister – Boris Johnson’s new right-wing deputy mayor.

    • 26
      Contessa with sandals says:

      I no – the stoopid fockers tried to charge me £10 to get into Alton Towers! I mean how do they hav the brass neck to mak peepul pay for stuf an fings

      • 31
        eh? says:

        You haven’t already paid for Alton Towers many times over. If you had you would have a point.

        • 42
          Tax Payer says:

          I paid for the Dome but still had to buy a ticket to get in. Remind me who built that white elephant?

          • sockpuppet #4 says:

            British airways?
            No really.

            Anyway – the building its self was made at a reasonable cost, it was the shite they put in it that was the silly bit.

          • Tax Payer says:

            Sorry, no – it cost us £1bn. For a piece of shit.

          • sockpuppet #4 says:

            Its worth looking into how much BA gave.

            According to the UK National Audit Office,[11] the total cost of The Dome at the liquidation of the New Millennium Experience Company in 2002 was £789 million

            So not 1 billion, and not all on the actual building.

          • Socialism has murdered 150 million human beings pride says:

            This kind of dumb shit is a creation of Dimwit Dave and his idiots.

            Spending is still going up.
            But lots of money must now be diverted to pay the interest on Brown’s loans
            So, even tho’ there are no real cuts overall, local council parasites have been ordered to make cuts.
            Instead of telling them what to cut Dumb Dave has left it up to the parasites themselves and has also totally failed to make it clear to the public that these cuts are caused by Brown’s antics. Indeed the Tories have tried to play up how much they are cutting to fool their own supporters.
            This plays into the hands of the Left who have taken up their fav cry “Thatcher,Thatcher,Thatcher”. Leftist (and for that matter Tory) councils have kept their slimy £200,000 a year “CEO”s and all the meddlers and jobsworth and have made reductions in services to make the cuts appear worse. The Plastic-faced twat of Downing St is in a quandry. If he tries to combat the Left by pointing out that the cuts aren’t cuts at all and the money is having to be diverted to pay Brown’s debt, he will upset his own troops and on the other hand the more he peddles what a tough guy and axeman he is the more mileage the Left can get out of the “savage cuts” twaddle(no polit scum in this nation has the balls to make the truly vast cuts it would need to return us to economic health–those cuts will soon be imposed by reality however). The evil of Labour councils is matched by the cronyism and sheer stupidity of Tory ones–charging kids to use a playground instead of sacking senior council hacks for example.

          • 20 Megaton says:

            The Labour party, with taxpayers’ £p – £750Million. At least that’s what Blair said.

            BA built the London Eye that actually made money.

          • sockpuppet #4 says:

            So blair didn’t mention about how much financial support BA gave to the dome project?

            Wonder why.

        • 196
          Jan says:

          Wandsworth Council has the lowest council tax in the country and is a five star council ie it is very efficient.As far as I am concerned they keep their council tax low and Wandsworth residents pay extra for additional services like removal of furniture. I used to live in the Communist Borough of Southwark where even 20 years ago my rates were higher than my council tax would now be in Wandsworth but collection of furniture was free.. If people want extra services like luxury swimming pools why should I pay for them???? The job of the local council is to keep the streets clean and lit.It shouldn’t be there to provide leisure facilities for chavs unless of course said chavs are willing to pay higher council tax. Many chavs in Wandsworth come from exotic parts of the world,they always seem to be able to afford air fares back to South America and the Indian Sub-Continent though,so they can sure as hell pay for use of Battersea playgrounds

    • 28
      local politicians are nuts says:

      Soon their council tax will be trumpeted as being £0 but residents will have to pay to go anywhere and do anything.

      Fucking insane idiots.

      • 53
        Private Ayes says:

        Sounds a good plan

        • 64
          but says:

          Sure it is, just be prepared to pay twice as much and get fleeced more than you are already.

      • 58
        Anonymous says:

        Let’s have more of these councils.

        • 128
          Logan says:

          Agreed. Only pay for what you use!

          • Logan says:

            I have just looked at the council tax that they pay there. For a band A house, it is just £454.43.

            I pay £1100 for my small, terraced band A property in a labour borough up North. Children’s play areas in my borough are not even used by children, but are frequented by teenagers drinking alcohol and causing trouble.

            IF my council tax was only £454.43 pa, then I would not mind finding the occasional 2.50 to pay for the upkeep of a children’s play park, should one of my kids want to use it.

            Tory Wandsworth council are doing the right thing.

          • Logan says:

            Additionally, In my Northern labour authority, in the main central park in the town, there is a playground, which is free to use, but there is also a boating lake on which boat rental is possible, and a pitch and put, and bowling greens and tennis courts and a small petting zoo. All of which charge for use.

            I think Wandsworth Council is right to charge separately if their council tax is kept low.

          • not now cato says:

            We can scrap the bbc tax while we’re at it.

      • 82
        AC1 says:

        Sounds like a good plan!

        Stopping forcing people to pay for things they might not want and paying for things as they use them? It just might catch on….

        • 107
          jrand says:

          Starting with some French-style autobahnen.

        • 111
          Socialism has murdered 150 million human beings pride says:

          If they weren’t charging you Council Tax as well I would agree completely. Can’t see any chance of council thieves giving that up though.

          • Logan says:

            Wandworth council council tax rates per annum:
            Band:
            A £454.43
            B £530.16
            C £605.90
            D £681.64
            E £833.11
            F £984.59
            G £1136.06
            H £1363.27

            Less than HALF of what I have to pay!

    • 31
      Public convenience says:

      The Kiddyinks have to pay to get into lego land. What’s the difference?

      • 36
        eh? says:

        They have already paid their council for the council run playground.

        • 49
          Tax Payer says:

          I paid for my new local hospital but don’t own it, and will pay a private company 500% of it’s value to run it. Remind me who was so keen on PFI, again?

        • 55
          Anonymous says:

          But this is not a normal playground it is an expensive to run and maintain adventure playground. Just as I have to pay the council my boat moaring and dinghy park fees then the children’s parents should pay for their children to attend this Super playground.

          We all have choices.

        • 84
          stun says:

          And what about people who don’t have kids? Should they pay through council tax when they can’t use the facilities, or should those who actually make use of them pay per visit?

          • Anonymous says:

            Especially when they won’t let grownups play on the swings and roundabouts.

        • 185
          Titford Hat says:

          If I lived there I’d have paid for it and I have no kids.

    • 52
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      so we all get free tickets to the Olympics? thought not.

    • 63
      Anonymous says:

      Unless your real name is Mark Ferguson, that’s a direct cut & paste from Labour List. Do try to be original.

    • 71
      Allouryesterdays says:

      Bloody cheek !

      I used to play on the adventure playground in Battersea.
      Mind you that was around 1977. Amazed that it’s still there.

      Can we use it to hang Huhne and Laws from the rope slide ?
      I’d pay 2.50 to see that

    • 85
      AC1 says:

      Even better would be charging all the people who (are mostly unemployed yet inexplicably) live just south of Battersea Park commercial equivalent rent…

      Be unemployed somewhere cheaper. Let people who want to work work (and have a shorter commute).

  13. 15

    Rochester? What’s he doing here? We don’t want him.

    Once upon a time I thought Huhne had real potential, but he has turned out to be a complete disappointment on several levels.

    He needs to go (as do Cable and Hughes) if the coalition is to have a more productive and beneficial (to the nation) second year onwards than it has this first year.

    • 39
      Super Grid says:

      Launching a European super grid so that we can import leccy to make up for the leccy that our windfarms won’t be making.

      • 122
        Archer Karcher says:

        Kerchiiiing!!!!! Paying through the nose for windfarms that deliver bugger all, whilst simultaneously having to pay the French and Dutch for real energy too!! What could possibly go wrong? Pay up saps.

    • 139
      Medway Mick says:

      I thought there may be a link to good Dickens but apparently his new partner is not a meat-and-two-veg fan and prefers the Canterbury rug scene.

  14. 17
    Billy Blofeld says:

    I think I’d prefer the cross hairs to be centered on Huhne’s eye……. …. that would also provide a more pleasing symmetry with the way Bin Laden was topped.

  15. 19
    a new low says:

    Insufferable two-faced bastard.

    • 37
      BillyBob... No 'free' NHS treatment for immigrants, reform reform!! says:

      A very rich one !

  16. 33
    Hamish says:

    Hell hath no fury and all that.
    But why didn’t Senora Fawkes take the rap for you Guido?

    • 39
      BillyBob... No 'free' NHS treatment for immigrants, reform reform!! says:

      Love and fidelity……..

      2 things I lack.

  17. 34
    Speaking on behalf of the commune says:

    I’ll only cast judgment when I’ve heard what Jane Pilgrim has to say.

  18. 41
    Hugh Janus says:

    Now that he is aware that two Sunday papers are about to dish the dirt, is he about to run off to the courts for an injunction I wonder?? Recently he threatened to sue the government – of which he is (unbelievably) a member – so I suppose this empty-headed egotistical incompetent is quite capable of doing so.

  19. 43
    Martin C says:

    It is a pity really, that it is serial infidelity and fundamental dishonesty that is going to cost him his political career and not the real problem, which is that he is utterly incompetent as Energy Secretary, not having a clue about Britains energy needs or the best way of meeting them in years to come.

    • 61
      Lord Grytpype-thynne says:

      I don’t care what finishes him.He is overdue to be defenestrated

    • 88
      AC1 says:

      The did Al Capone for Tax avoidance…

      It doesn’t really matter how you get rid of a rent-seeker.

  20. 45
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Oh just Hang the fucker!

  21. 46
    David Laws says:

    Good Ho. I’ve got seven days compulsory leave to take and then I’m available to fill his boots,

  22. 48
    Mr Angry61 says:

    YEE-HAH! The cross-hairs!

    As far as the UK-Netherlands interconnector’s concerned, it was started several years ago, so Hulne shouldn’t try to take any credit for it. And the other connectors are also being constructed to take advantage of the higher electricity prices in the UK than in Europe.

  23. 50

    Please visit and sign The People’s Pledge.

    The People’s Pledge is a campaign that brings you together with others in your constituency to demand your MP supports an EU referendum.

    http://www.peoplespledge.org

  24. 51
    Eh? says:

    If Laws is making an apology at 1, why are they having a debate right now?

    • 60
      Tax Payer says:

      They’re having a moan at following expense rules they introduced. That takes priority, of course.

      • 68
        Tax Payer says:

        They want to ‘just get on with the job’.

        I don’t see why collecting reciepts and keeping accurate records should prevent that?

        Oh, and they also don’t like their claims being published. Apparently we all assume they are fiddling. As if!!

    • 83
      Bled White Taxpayer says:

      He was on for a couple of minutes at about 12:50. Said what everyone expected him to say, didn’t offer to resign as an MP, left the chamber as soon as he stopped speaking.

  25. 56
    Nick Clegg says:

    It couldn’t happen to a nastier, more opportunistic and more hypocritical political turd.

  26. 65

    Hooray! Brother and Sisters.
    The unite union, after a three year long struggle against the capitalist oppression of an evil airline that only pays us double what other airlines pay their staff, has won a great victory.

    After all our protests and days on strike,we have achieved exactly what we had before we went on strike! Only a bit less.

    Hooray…and keep paying your subs. You know we’re worth it.

  27. 67
    Labour cunt has audacity to complain says:

    This has to be candidate for quote of the day. Labour MP – can’t recall his name – just stood up in chamber to complain that the new rules on expenses is making it difficult for him to do his job! Guido, if you want to get the video, he spoke at 13.03.

  28. 73
    A woman scorned says:

    I wish Mr Balls would upset Mrs Balls

  29. 77
    WVM says:

    Hot off the press, Law’s apologises in the HOC

    • 81
      Tax Payer says:

      Can somebody remind these f’uckers that they introduced these rules, quicker than they were advised, so it’s a bit rich for them to complain about the ‘injustice’ now.

    • 151
      bastards - the lot of 'em says:

      No reward for failure!

      Resign now!

  30. 80
    Paddy gives the Nod says:

    Paddy Pantsdown on Boulton defending Laws. Wants to see him back in cabinet. And so it will be.

    • 156

      So Cameron, Clegg and now Pantsdown can’t see that it is wrong to re-employ a crook even after he’s been caught, publicly disgraced and fired for fraud.

      My how the list of imbeciles and charlatans in politics grows by the minute.

    • 217
      Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

      I also give him my blessing to return to front bench.

  31. 86
    Coffee tables & sex in the LibDem city says:

    I think Ed Miliband was alluding to the problem for the Libdems yesterday when he kept using ‘Dumped on’

    The old Lib Dem conference party trick of laying under the Glass (ceiling) Coffee table and allowing a LibDemer to shit on your face. What a lovely party.

  32. 87
    Clegg's Lot says:

    You know, for such a small party, the Liberals have a disproportionate number of rogues and perverts

  33. 93
    DannyO says:

    My money’s on Greg Clark to replace him, now Laws is out of the picture…..

  34. 98
    Barefoot Contessa says:

    Have I been reading this correctly ??

    One of David Cameron’s most senior health advisers told a conference of health executives that the NHS will be privatised, advising representatives from healthcare companies of an impending goldrush in the wake of Andrew Lansley’s health reforms.

    Mark Britnell was NHS director general for commissioning and system management before joining the private sector as global head of health at KPMG. He was recently appointed to a new panel of senior health policy experts by David Cameron, attending their first meeting last week.

    According to the public relations industry monitoring site Spinwatch Britnell did not mince his words on privatisation when addressing a seminar called “Reform Revolution” at a conference for healthcare corporations:

    “In future, the NHS will be a state insurance provider not a state deliverer.”

    Delegates had been told the conference, run by $20 billion private equity firm Apax Partners, would cover ”business opportunities post global healthcare reform.” Britnell delivered the good, offering this deliciously off-message sound bite:

    “The NHS will be shown no mercy and the best time to take advantage of this will be in the next couple of years.”

    Despite their focus on health reform, Cameron’s new panel of advisers will not contribute to the announced process in which stakeholders can suggest ”improvements” to Andrew Lansley’s proposals.

    As though we needed any more evidence that this “listening exercise” is a sham.

    • 117
      Audemus Dicere says:

      “In future, the NHS will be a state insurance provider not a state deliverer.”

      Sounds good to me – the sooner the better (and as long as it has to compete in an open market with private insurers). This is what happens in sensible countries with effective healthcare facilities provided by the private sector.

      The first step and immediate step in dismantling the National Death Service should be to remove all GPs from the state teat and leave them to set up their own businesses (again, as is normal elsewhere and as is already normal with decent dentists in this country). The good GPs will thrive (as they deserve to do) and the quacks will go to the wall (as they deserve to do). Standards of primary health care will rise and costs will fall.

      Enable insurance to cover a portion of the commercially appropriate cost of attending a GP and watch the waitng lists fall as the time wasters stop taking up space with common colds and general malingering. The guaranteed way to ensure distortion of service provision is the current system of “free at the point of use”.

      • 134
        Archer Karcher says:

        Get rid of the NHS, it is not, nor ever has been, fit for purpose.

      • 136
        Engineer says:

        As an American comedian said about their recent healthcare reforms, “If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait ’till you see how much it costs when it’s free.”

        Many a true word spoken in jest….

        • 194
          nicky campbell says:

          That was the former radical P.J O’Rourke; genuinely funny guy: unfortunately his comments on the Andrew Neil Daily Politics show one day last autumn concerning the announcement of the royal wedding were so sour, so aggressively in yer-face Oirish American, so dismissive that I (childishly perhaps) threw out the copies of the two books by him that I owned. Shove it Paddy licker !

  35. 104
    Jingouk says:

    Surely, even the “terribly-tory-but-in-a-coalition” can see that strapping rule or law breaking Lib-Dems MPs to their backs is not a survival strategy?

  36. 105
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Honour to you. Guido. Now the Huhne can’t resign in a blaze of heroic sepuku to ultimately further his political ambitions. If convicted, does he lose his pension rights? It’s wank-stains like him who are a cancer in all parties and the sooner they are excised from the body-politic the better. Please keep up the pressure on Wiggins.

  37. 108
    Sir William Waad says:

    A new grid connection with the rest of Europe is certainly more important than Mr Huhne’s driving habits and, in the long run, more exciting too. Since Huhne’s policy is to ensure that the UK cannot satisfy its own electricity needs, we will to import power from France and elsewhere.

    In the short term, of course….

    • 112
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      I thought the alternative was to pay french companies to run french nuclear power stations in the UK. So much better to just have the cable.

      • 126
        Engineer says:

        So much for “energy security” – total reliance on others is not a good move.

        • 131
          Audemus Dicere says:

          Huhne seems to rely on others to take the hit for his traffic infringements, so he is just extending his guiding principle to the nation’s energy supply.

        • 137
          Chris, Eastleigh says:

          EDF here I come

  38. 116
    Observer says:

    Can’t someone else resign for him?

  39. 119
    nell says:

    So huhne looks as if he’s going. Well good riddance he’s been a rubbish energy secretary. But then his predecessor , militwit, was no better.

    I do hope that it will be third time lucky , and that the coalition will be able to appoint someone who is not weird and incompetent like the previous two.

    • 138
      Archer Karcher says:

      Someone in touch with reality would be nice.

      • 168
        Grumpy Old Man says:

        That would be someone who’s not in either House or a member of any environmental group then. How about Bishop Hill?

  40. 120
    Tim Lovejoy says:

    Who is Edward Miliband?

  41. 133
    fuck them all says:

    A new grid connection… I’d love to see that mendacious self-important fucker connect himself to the grid ‘by mistake’.

    p.s. If the person in charge of the ceremonial lever is reading, please make it very much live. I’ll make it worth your time!

  42. 135
    Huhne is not a friend of the earth friend says:

    Friends of the earth are demanding the Huhnes resignation. Oh dear.

  43. 140
    Pac-Man says:

    reading Labourlist.org Simon Buckley – Put the ball in the net

    he states “Each and every day the Tory party, like Pacman, is ruthlessly eating everything up, and soon there will be nothing left”

    Nothing left for who, you fucking prick?

    (pacmans RED enemy is called Blinky)

  44. 141
    dead soldiers says:

    So, did I hear that correctly, the Iraq Inquiry has released a letter stating that the instruction came to those preparing the dossier that it was to bespecifically written to make the case for war.

    When do Campbell and Blair go to trial?

    • 158
      what!? says:

      What!?

      If true this is a blatant abuse of Parliament, Blair’s position as PM, democracy and an affront to common decency.

      Criminal proceedings must surely follow.

      • 184
        Mr Angry61 says:

        Nah – cuff ‘em hand and foot, then throw them out of the back of a moving van in Sadr City with signs around their necks whilst news helicopters above relay the happy, vengeful locals doing what they do best to them.

  45. 142
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I dont like Chris Hunt and i hope he dies soon!

    • 163
      Selohesra says:

      Better I think for him to resign in disgrace – and live out his days knowing he was a discredited fool. A puffed up ego like him would find that hard to take

  46. 143
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m still collecting my salary as MP and not turning up for work.

  47. 144
    David Laws says:

    I’m gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  48. 145

    Cut carbon emissions. Save the world. NOW!

  49. 146
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Huhne may just get the part of a pantomine horse at christmas. Of course the Eagle sisters will have to share the rear end. Any sign of either of them washing their hair yet?

  50. 148
    David Laws says:

    I’ll be back.

  51. 157
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Austin Mitchell, Labour MP for Great Grimsby, is on BBC Parliament at the moment. He really is a prize idiot and completely nuts.

  52. 164
    Engineer says:

    Some suggestions for Chris the Huhne’s successor as Energy Secretary:

    1) Sanction the Kingsnorth coal-fired station immediately, but forget the carbon-capture bits.
    2) Make it clear that proposals to construct other modern coal-fired stations would be welcomed.
    3) Encourage early starts on the authorised new nuclear stations.
    4) Invite submissions for new gas-fired stations (these could probably be brought on-stream quite quickly, reducing the liklihood of electricity rationing post 2015 and the big shut-down of existing coal-fired stations.)
    5) Allow windfarms to be built, but subject to the same subsidy levels as other forms of power generation. (Nuclear may need some support, but not as much as some suggest.)
    6) Continue R&D on mid- to large-scale rigs of tidal, wave and other renewables. They may become viable as fossil fuel prices rise over the next century, perhaps in fourty to fifty years or so.
    7) Continue R&D on nuclear fusion. It probably won’t be commercially useful for about thirty years, but without ongoing development, it won’t be useful at all.
    8) Enhance the nation’s LNG storage capacity to build a strategic reserve, say six month’s capacity.
    9) Tell the AGW crowd to produce incontrovertible evidence or shut up.
    10) Introduce a rolling programme of replacing old power stations, electricity grid infrastructure and gas storage and distribution infrastructure as it ages, and before it becomes uneconomic to maintain and use.

    That’ll do for starters.

    • 188
      Another Engineer says:

      Nuclear fusion being the get out of jail free card for the future, I believe an international agreement should be struck to at lease double R&D in to this technology.

      • 202
        Harsh but fair says:

        +1

      • 203
        Sicko says:

        Cynics always point out that controlled nuclear fission has been ‘about thirty years away’ for the last fifty years. By now, it may be sixty.

  53. 167
    Paddy the Lamb says:

    That complete tool James O’Brien loudly proclaimed on air today he’d just got an invite to tonight’s Question Time .

    Very short notice.

    Could it possibly have been a vacancy opened up by somebody who felt the only way to get to Wormwood Scrubs on time would be to risk being caught speeding?

    • 204
      Sicko says:

      He’s local, as well as fearing the result of Jon Gaunt’s case at the Court of Appeal that seeks to allow broadcasters to set the boundaries to which broadcasters can attack politicians during live political debates or interviews.

      If Gaunty wins, the door is opened to broadcasters dropping the ‘balanced over time’ rule which pretends that left-liberal bias in the breakfast show can be countered by a right-liberal bias to the 3am overnight programme.

      LBC might follow Nick Ferrari’s populist approach, on the basis that it wins audiences, advertisers and Sony awards: Labour-loving Jay Oh Bee would be an uncomfortable fit in this context. A job at BBC Five Live would be an ideal career move.

  54. 169
    annette curton says:

    Rochester indeed, the Mrs in the attic has done for him at last.

  55. 173

    Huhney, I shot the lights.

  56. 176
    Single transferable speeding points says:

    Lets hope he brazens it out.

    Anyone who gets caught by a speed camera and then transfers the points to his wife gets my vote.

    Normally I would have thought they would get Guido’s vote too.

  57. 177
    Chris Huhne says:

    You know I’m bad, I’m bad, you know it

  58. 179
    Gordon Brown says:

    Can I be head of MFI?

    • 181
      Paddy the Lamb says:

      No, they’ve already gone bust. Do try to remember your CV – you’re expertise is in wrecking going concerns.

  59. 183
    Paddy the Lamb says:

    and mine is in spelling

  60. 186
    Anonymous says:

    Ready ! Aim ! FIRE !!!

  61. 187

    Just seen in the Telegraph – former Nazi Concentration Camp guard, John Demanjuk gets 5 years for his part in murdering 28,000.

    At that rate, if we ganged up and sluaghtered the contents of the House of Commons I reckon we’d each get 42 days in chokey. Less time off for good behaviour.

  62. 189
    Charlotte Corday says:

    Please get rid of that slimey creep Mike Hancock while you are about it.

  63. 192
    The Huhne of the Hoonery says:

    I wish Huhne would resign. This blog is becoming a Huhne hate campaign and very little else.

  64. 210
    Minister of the realm and Lesbian Minge Muncher says:

    The fact that David Laws is a raving Mincer is not his fault, similarly that Mike Hancock is a pervert is also not his fault. They both had sad childhoods as did Mark Oaten. That is why they and I were welcomed into the Liberal Democrats

    • 215

      I’m sure most readers would agree that provided they only involve consenting adults, keep their filthy habits in private and don’t expect decent people to pay for them, LibDems can burgle turds, lick piles of poo and munch feotid lesbian minge as much as their sick little minds desire. That’s not the issue.

      In the opinion of many here, David Laws is a fraudster who obtains money by deception and Chris Huhne is an incompetent, hypocritical tit. Mark Oaten let his depravity become public knowledge and Hancock is simply a nasty peice of work. That is why they are being vilified.

  65. 211
  66. 212

    I’m impressed with how many blog titles you can come up with that use Chris Huhne’s name. I’m wondering what you’ll think of next.

  67. 216
    Auntie Flo' says:

    That’s not all Huhne’s been up to, read

    The Anti Chris

    website dedicated to exposing Huhne.

    http://the–anti–chris.blogspot.com/

  68. 218
    Billy Vague says:

    You got Vicky’s number?


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