Rumour: Huhne is in Hiding
Lets see if we can smoke Chris Huhne out. A source suggests that cowardly Chris is on the run and is so desperate not to face questions after his cack-handed weekend of spin, that he is skipping his own Energy Bill reading in the House this afternoon. Calamity Chris is going to go to Privy Council instead. The Privy Council sends out invites to a pool of members, but you can send apologies if you have something more important in the calendar. Like your own Bill being debated. Something to hide Secretary of State?
UPDATE: Rumours started by members of the Lobby are swirling the Palace. It is said that Huhne will be resigning at 16.45. Guido can’t see it happening unless one of the papers has found the same speeding points smoking gun that Guido has been digging for all week. Sky claim he will be going to the Energy bill reading now. Incidentally he has been a minister for exactly a year today which means his full pension has kicked in…
UPDATE II: Hear Huhne just told Her Majesty he’s not coming to Privy Council after all. A late apologies. So who is going to ask him a speedy point of order?
UPDATE III: Despite the fact it’s unlikely to happen today, without the smoking gun, Huhne is the bookies favourite to be the next person to leave the Cabinet.
In that case he is Guilty!
What do they do in Privy Council? Queen cannot tell these people what to do, what the point of it, except wasting Queens time.
What’s with these Lib-Dumb MPs, they all seem to be hiding something, hiding from something or they have peculiar sexual perversions. Now they’re in power the spotlight is picking all this up!
Huhne is not in hiding. Earlier this afternoon I was overtaken by a middle aged bi-sexual in a BMW accompanied by a heavy dyke who seemed to be slapping the dashboard with a dildo.
Ah right, so you live near penrith, i saw them too.
I thiught it was in Shap
Penrith! I saw them in Bournemouth – he really was speeding then. Wonder who will carry the can for that.
The Queen’s ministers must keep Her Majesty informed of Government business. It is her government after all. Just like the Armed forces are not OUR armed forces, or the Government’s armed forces. They are the Queen’s armed forces.
The Monarchy still has a massive amount of power. She is Sovereign, which is an expression of OUR collective sovereignty which is now exercised through the Sovereign Monarch by OUR Parliament on OUR behalf.
That is how I recognise it anyway. Constitutional scholars may disagree.
And she doesn’t invite complete & utter shitheads to her grandson’s wedding too
The MPs have been trying to put private sector against public sector regarding pensions. Why should a politician be entitled to ministerial pension after a year- when is this going to change because of our” dire fiscal position”?
Fiddling Laws was entitled to a £20,000 pay off from the Treasury after only being there for a matter of weeks- Darling and Byrne were actually paid the money even though they helped make the country bankrupt!!! When is it going to stop???? Cameron and Clegg what are you going to do to change this situation???????
I agree with your interpretation Logan. Nicely put too.
The Armed Forces will be taken away from her soon and handed to the EU!
And Guido, when you wrote “So who is going to ask him a speedy point of order?” Didn’t you mean to end it with “speeding points” of order?
She is mouth piece for the PM. If today’s PM say he will go on the reverse gear she will say that, tomorrow if another idiot say he will go on the sixth gear she will say that as well.
I think Queen should be respected and non of these idiots let near her; she should be advices by the civil service.
I understand that in No 10 they throw things, but in Privy Council they overthrow things — such as Acts of Parliament and Judgements of the
House of LordsChicken Supreme Court. Does that answer your question?Diane Abbott highlights child obesity
MP Diane Abbott has called for better food labelling systems to help parents make better dietary choices to help tackle childhood obesity.
http://www.hackneygazette.co.uk/news/diane_abbott_highlights_child_obesity_1_888487
Good grief! The lunatics really have overtaken the asylum!
Speaks volumes about the intellects of Hackney’s residents.
The medical profession talk a load of fucking crap. If being fat caused heart disease and killed you then Abbott and Prescott would have died years ago.
That fat slag should stop eating then!!
Clean the royal privies?
He’s probably holed up somewhere with Gordon and Elvis.
I heard that Elivs is not happy about that.
He never does any washing up, the cad.
David Cameron has signalled that he would like to see former Lib Dem Treasury minister David Laws make a quick return to government.
Mr Laws resigned as chief secretary in May – just weeks after the coalition was formed – after revelations about his parliamentary expenses.
Asked if he would like Mr Laws in his top ministerial team again, Mr Cameron told journalists “yes, and soon”.
Mr Laws has indicated that he would be keen on a return to office.
He told the BBC last month that “everybody wants to be in the front line”.
My Dad didn’t want to be anywhere near the front line.
He did, however, make a swan from matchsticks just for somewhere to put the feathers, Jack – so something came out of it…
Oh nice one Paragnostic.
Wretched little thieves such as David Laws should be in the firing line.
As per duck houseman, moat cleaning man the list goes on and on nowt happened to them
Jacqui “good socialist” Smith stole £100,000 and got away scot-free.
I’ve known lots of runny c*nts
You should not about Gordon like that, good job though that he is in the privy (council)
So has Huhnes “Fancy” woman!
once a hunhne always a c’unt
or a huhne
Anyway how much will his Energy bill cost us taxpayers?
Another way of taxing people.
Still no job?
is he taxed on his welfare payments
No, obviously.
The usual when it comes down to the giant ‘green’ fraud, billions.
When the lights start going out the peasants will be baying for this clowns guts. Of course he will probably have 24×7 police protection like that other dirtbag Bliar.
If only the huge surcharges were tax. Some tax is spent usefully. The fuel surcharges will go as corporate welfare to foreign companies who have established themselves in the ‘alternative energy’ racket.
Probably not as much as the Energy Minister makes out of the job Billy.
I’ll find the spinning little git.
No, don’t bother – better off without him.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1385471/Woman-40-left-shattered-face-railway-muggers-brutal-attack.html
Huhne is a fucking arsehole. Chicken by name, chicken by nature.
Haha our council tax huhne and the rest of tham are milking us big time and it’s going to get worse untell we say no more
OK.
Can I just add one more thing…..
Sad little twat!! Needs a thrashing with one of Max’s cast-off whips.
he is not into fagellism is he, he could almost be a Tory
No but we know who wears the trousers in his relationship now (put in to the taxpayer funded Corby Trouser Press).
You INVITE someone with an INVITATION!
Anyway, you’ll all be pleased to know that I had a very nice lunch today. Tapas. In Barcelona. Which is nice.
Hang the hoon, err Huhne!
Spit!
Can’t be arsed to search for the bill, but a quick google turns up a quote by Hulne last year about the bill mandating low carbon energy production, tougher domestic efficiency requirements and the obligatory reference to climate change.
Seems to me that the country will be better off without it – it’ll probably only impose more costs on energy consumers.
Something of an understatement – in their haste to be seen as greener than thou , purely out of short lived political expediency, c unts like hune with his mickey mouse wind power fantasy, are leaving the UK taxpayer with a massive bill owing to the looming generation shortfall.
Apart from being a repugnant human being, he is gouing to cause real damage to the UK economy – ffs, even cable is trying to stop him ! If the blogosphere can get him to fall on his sword ( unlikely for a limp dim), it will be a good days work.
+1, provided his replacement is a more pragmatic individual not in thrall to the myth of man-made climate change.
Agreed. Huhne is the most dangerous man in the Government at the moment.
That’s my role.
I’m sure none of you will believe this, but it was stated earlier today that cable was about the only one in the coalition making the pro-business case in all of this. Dave keeping quiet.
To be fair, the whole growth strategy has been a bit limp so far. The Coalition is doing generally good work on deficit cutting, but could do better on encouraging private enterprise. (Note to Ed Balls – ‘growth’ does not mean ‘ borrowing and spending’.)
Some announcement of extra generating capacity would be good – so long as it’s real capacity and not some back of the envelope bollocks about windmills.
We’re about 4 years away from some serious power cuts – less if the Russian gas supplies were interrupted for any reason, and Huhne has not even started to address this.
Cut energy use instead by not making anything ever again in the uk.
Base the whole economy on selling each other ring tones and stuff made in china.
Oh, I’m not so sure, I see Spelman and Villiers were at a Network Rail bash the other day, who were proudly unveiling their contingency plan regarding potential future power cuts.
Apparently they are installing solar panels on their stations, to help them maintain their service during any power cuts.
No, that’s not a joke and I did not make it up either, they really are THAT idiotic!
They were also wringing their hands about the effect of global warming on the rails, if I remember what I read correctly – fancy putting women in charge of transport.
Booking the transport, I can understand, but running it?
Nah.
Like being Chair of the
Transport Committee and not being
able to drive.
Liverpool bay , the Burbo sandbank windmill farm has just recieved permission to double the 30 odd windmills, just can’t wait for a good Irish sea winter storm.
No probably about it!
The mechanism they use is the “carbon floor” which ironically is not a floor but an escalator.
Then of course there is all this trading in carbon credits – supposed to make the market more efficient – against an escalating price.
As Private Eye says “Trebles all round”.
Private Eye say nothing at all about global warming because Hislop is another arts graduate idiot who believes in it.
Is Hislop really that stupid? I find that hard to believe, more likely he has been ‘warned off’ and understands all those lucrative contracts would dry up very fast indeed, if he or his organ broke rank.
This warning off must have taken place years ago then as I used to be a subscriber, searching vainly for any hint of scepticism in his organ.
Until I gave up and cancelled it after climategate was studiously ignored.
Ecobasher does quite a bit and it’s mainly the shareprice thing at the back cross referenced with the front page politics stuff that mainly does the trick. Green energy stuff trading is proper corrupt but Private Eye’s been none philosophical about it but let the reader join the dots if that’s what floats yer boat. It doesn’t really seem philosophical about owt much, just details stuff going on.
making sure his dyke plays it just as straight as he does
If Huhne wants to hide; can he please take Clegg with him. It’s time for Cameron to call an election, return a Tory majority and lets get this country back on track.
But what would happen if there was no clear winner again; a LibDem and Lab. coalition? Personally I think this country has become such a dump, such a ghastly mult-cult. dustbin that I think i’d prefer the ludricous Miliband to win, so we could all resign ourselves to our fate.
Not a foregone conclusion that the Tories would win the more likely scenario is they’d be no clear winner but Labour would be the biggest party and probably into Coalition with the remaining LibDems led by Hughes as caretaker leader,Clegg having lost his seat but as consolation will be made a LibDem peer “Dave” will announce that he’s resigning as party leader and will stand down as soon as his successor is elected….he will leave Parliament shortly afterwards to pursue his career outside of politics. So will Hague and Osborne. Meanwhile the UK economy goes into meltdown as it comes under sustained assault from the markets with the Labour PM making an application to the IMF within 6 months and agreeing even more stringgent public spending cuts and public sector job losses as a requirement of assistance by that body. The unions stage a serioes of strikes and demonstrations as they accuse the Labour Party of reneging on pre-election promises regarding reversing the cuts…
Matthew Goodwin is a idiot if he thinks the B8P are far right.
And any news on Bill wiggin?
BNP are a far left organisation since when did ‘angry of Tunbridge Wells’ ever vote for the BNP? The BNP have no base in the leafy part of England, but they do in Liebore heartlands.
Any fool can see that the B&P are just another left wing party.
See this on BNP heartlands.
http://politicalscrapbook.net/2011/04/bnp-meltdown-party-loses-70-of-candidates-in-heartland-areas/
BNP heartlands
Bradford
Sunderland
Leeds
Kirklees
Lots of Tory voters there. NOT
I voted Tory in Kirklees without checking stats beforehand and in my ward Labour got about 4,000 to Tories 500 – hmm….
Thith ith thlanderouth! The B&P want to create an all-powerful thtate that will control every athpect of everyoneth livesth, which ith entirely different to Labour’th progrethive valueth of creating an all-powerful thtate which will control every athpect of everyoneth life.
Furthermore, the B&P are raythitht. They hate black people, whereath the progrethive Labour party are not raythitht, becauthe we only hate white Englith people, which ith OK.
White English men in particular.
Yeth, they are dethpicable thcum. Ath Prime Minithter, I will do everything I can to make them leave thith country.
To the right of this article it says “no reshuffle says pm – sun” on Guido’s website.
Guess not a reshuffle that the p.m. initiates, rather filling a void ….
Choke the Huhne
Spank the monkey
Bash the bishop
Keep yoh hands off ma tutu.
Billy the Kid.
Roger the Cabin-Boy.
Thanks to Nadine Dorries, I learned to say “no”
I don’t know what’s changed since my schooldays. Back then, girls didn’t need to be taught to say ‘no’ (or more usually ‘piss off’). You had to work hard for anything you could get.
Top half only was an achievement back in the 70s Eng – there were a few who’d go all the way, but bagging up was essential…
Sally d ‘er cow!
Huhne and Laws, let’s have a double-header at the gallows !
And Handycock, he fiddled his mortgage and got away with it by paying the money back. They should all be in Jail.
Reminds me of Blears m’lord.
Blears made a right knobber on telly today when she said ‘Don’t panic, don’t panic, just like Captain Mainwaring’. Bad reference, if you’re gonna do comedy soundbites the least you can do is get them right. Massive fail for such a media whore chipmunk.
He bravely ran away…
Someone said he’d have to remain in post for about another week to become entitled to his ministerial pension so……i dunno….hmm.
Today.
Kerfuckingching! Can go and buy his missus some nice dungarees and a moustache grooming kit.
Same with all of them Dick;they’re only in it for the money.
I agree with Billy~hang ‘em.
Guido Fawkes
Putting the “cock” in “cock-ups
Watching Laura K on BBCNews.
She looks and sounds like she’s just been dragged out of the pub.
Lunch with Jon Sopel again, hic!
Actually wasn’t that toilets who was in the restaurant and some female beeboid kept coming in asking him what to say? Was that Huntsberg? She is an ugly fucker though.
T’other way round – Robinson had to ask the Kuennesberg for his pitch; either way, it was still fucking irrelevant.
I have been doing her up the Gary.
Just seen her give possibly the most partial report I’ve ever seen from the Lobby. Lots of big eye gestures and rocking on heels. Clearly had a couple of spritzers at lunch.
I wouldn’t say she was ugly, though. Nice long neck which could be put to some uses…
Like displaying a string of pearls ?
Premasticating the top leaves for orphan giraffes?
She can certainly premasticate me any day of the week, as long as she’s gentle.
Only if she can deep throat.
Kunnntsberg is no match for Sky’s political blonde Sophie Ridge. Why can’t the BBC get some decent TV totty for a change?
Because Socialists are bloody ugly
Pardon?
Object to use of term cack-handed. What has being left handed got to do with Chris Huhne’s political judgement more to do with him being a Lib Dem
What has the term ‘cack-handed’ got to do with being left- or right-handed? In this part of the world, cack-handed means inept.
Mark Oaten understands Cack Handed a different way.
It’s original meaning was left-handed, Eng – my grandpa was put out at my left handedness, believing it would make me less safe when using tools, hence the association with ineptitude.
Compare ‘sinister’ – also originally meaning left-handed.
I stand corrected, but I still think of ‘cack-handed’ as meaning inept rather than left/right. Mind you, quite a few old sayings have evolved from rather derogatory roots.
By the way, there are quite a few left-handed tools about. My Gran had a pair of scissors that I couldn’t hold comfortably at all until I worked out that they were left-handers. Lord knows why she had them – she was right-handed. There’s no reason at all for left-handedness to make someone less safe.
My mum, brought up in rural Ireland by religious fucking lunatics, used to give my brother all manner of shit over his left-handedness. Any time he’d fuck something up it would be on account of his left hand you see.
They fuck you up your mum and dad. But in our case – mainly our mum.
Luckily my parents were from elsewhere in the british isles.
My dad would have come back from the market with left hand scissors if the price was right.
ffs
I’ve tried left handed scissors, but after decades of struggling with normal scissors I couldn’t get to grips with them so gave them to one of my sisters (also a cack-hander).
Weirdly, though, I play golf and cricket right handed, including bowling and throwing, but racquet sports, snooker, etc. left handed.
Funny old world, isn’t it?
Aye jg, Man hands on misery to man. And Woman an’ all.
“Weirdly, though, I play golf and cricket right handed, including bowling and throwing, but racquet sports, snooker, etc. left handed.”
Funny old world, isn’t it?
No your just a freak !
It is all in our history. The term cack-handed comes from the Norse. When the Vikings used to speak of the Saxons they referred to them as cack-handed i.e. using their left hands to wipe their arses. Cack = shit in Norse.
An etymologist in our midst!
Knew it had something to do with wiping arses, but didn’t know the Norse thing – ta!
Nah. I bet he knows sod all about insects.
No it’s not.
It’s Indo-European in origin- kakkos.
Dritt is shit in Norse.
It possibly has something to with mooslims only wiping their ass with the left-hand.
Was Huhne the one that Guido said paid a lady to stick a dildo up his bum or was that someone else?
Life’s so much better under the Conservatives,and I ought to know
Under which Conservatives, Helen?
You would have your work cut out finding any Conservatives in this Parliament.
Liebore have some brass neck. Rent boy Denham spouting on about how the Tories are guilty of giving privilege to the select few.
Perhaps rent boy Denham should ask Polly Toynbee, Hattie Hatemenperson and Diane Abbott about what attracted then to send THEIR kids to private and Grammar schools.
Clearly they don’t mind privilege for themselves.
O/T-the article in the Irish Times in your “Seen Elsewhere” list is a truly excellent read but must be terrifying for Irish taxpayers.
Not at all. It would however be terrifying for anybody who was stupid enough to be owed money by the Irish government. Like the 7bn George Osborne found down the back of the sofa a while ago.
Not that Ireland would default. Fuck no. Why I’m sure the Irish people when confronted with the option of painlessly defaulting their way out of all the money they borrowed for their ludicrously overvalued houses, their new Range Rovers and their sea-doos and foreign holidays will ‘No! That would be wrong. We got ourselves into this mess. We borrowed the money and by Christ we’ll pay it back’. Especially that 7bn quid. To the English.
Of course they will.
I’m looking forward to making Scotland independent, so we too can be as successful as the Irish.
Who needs the English?
Don’t forget Iceland too. The ‘arc of prosperity’ I believe he called it. By Christ though he was lucky not to get saddled with HBOS and RBS going tits-up in an independent Scotland. That would have fucked up his sums somewhat.
I’m hoping that should he achieve his dream, Cameron will include all of the HBOs / RBS etc debt in “Scotland’s Share of Gordon’s Legacy”, AKA the debt.
Naaaah, Cameron will most likely just take on Scotland’s share and snd them on their way with a clean slate.
Either that or the SNP will promptly renege on their debt.
if that meant breaking a bottle of champagne on the bow so that scotland could be towed into the atlantic and sunk…then so be it
Happy to share the debt with our southern neighbours..
..we just want our share of the polaris nukes. Also keep some for the Welsh … and the Northern Irish.
That will make the devolution go with a bang
Salmond will fuck scotchland up without any help from outsiders. Step 1, build an economy based on windpower……….
you’re going to tell me it doesn’t work when its not windy.
They might remember a few days like that in the last 697 years.
Trouble is, they don’t work when it’s too windy, either.
There are plenty of days like that…
On average 37 days a year, not a lot granted, but enough to cripple any economy.
Then of course there are the days when it is too windy to operate them and they have to be shut down ( with no loss of subsidy natch ).
Throw in a twenty year life expectancy ( at best ) and you have the makings of a third world shithole, raring to go.
That would have been Darien MkII, jgm2.
The raeson for the Act of Union in the first place, let us not forget…
Funny as fuck that story. Totally nails the lie of Scottish prudence. Should have been used as a warning about the maximum Imbecile.
You have to remember that the Scots have more form in this area – John Law famously beggared France under Louis 15th, by creating a bank based on government d*bt and then promoting wild speculation on investments in the US Southern states (the ‘Mississippi Bubble).
Sort of a forerunner of McDoom.
Bollocks. Time to change my name back
Fucking hilarious. Beggered themselves. Beggered France. And now they’ve beggered us.
Once is unfortunate…
And Brown a student of history. We should have known.
It is!
I’m in a compound in Abbottabad.
B*gger me…… you got there fast ! I hope you were not speeding again ?? !!
Chris wasn’t. Someone else was!!
You must be Bin Liberal.
Does that mean his days are numbered?
Soon to be ‘binned Liberal’.
Hiding in The Privy Council………
Up North that means the little b*gger is hiding in the toilet !!
Chop off ‘is knob !!
Huhne is a pompous hypocrite.
Chop off ‘is knob in the Privy !!
Bollocks, Just hang him!
out to dry ?
Well he is a wet libreal
2 minsters to resign in a few days ? Very careless.
let’s hope for a speedy replacement !
Does Huhne have any super-injunctions out?
He is a prime candidate: rich, sanctimonious and cowardly.
You reckon? In order to buy him time to cross the qualification threshold for a ministerial pension?
Could be.
Whois Jigaboo woman who got an injunstion preventing anyone saying she glassed another woman because she is not like that no more ever?
Surely he could be done for Misconduct in public office as he was an MEP at the time?
I could tell you that he was (_Blank_) but I have been superduperpooperinjuncted
Osama bin Laden is working in Tesco’s in Hemel Hempstead.
No way…… I spotted him behind the counter at the kebab shop in South Shields last night !
He flogs dodgy, knocked-off cosmetics round the pubs in Wycombe. They call him The Lippy-Lippy Sheikh.
Sky currently reporting that Cameron has said that he would like to see Laws back in Government very soon.
By Huhne – you Hoon.
Here’s hoping it does happen. Unpleasantly ambitious yet utterly talentless – he’ll not be missed.
Red Ed will probably pipe up but if I was Cameron/Clegg I’d make it clear he wasn’t wanted anyway.
I’m hiding out in Mark Oaten’s compound in Scatobad.
What a load of sh*t !
Delish!
Great! Hopefully next ECC Minister will know that CO2 is just plant food gas.
Have you heard the one about the Darlington car dealer, the high-flying Tory politician, the hidden car and how to avoid a drink drive conviction?
Half a story, where’s the link?
I do hope he doesn’t do this to her.
One Hundred and Eightyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!
It looks like David Laws will be back soon, “he did not intend to benefit himself or his partner” So he’s just THICK?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13347619
Memo to self, check previous items before posting, DOH!!!!!
David Laws won’t come back. He’ll suffer the same fate as the Cairns geezer. It’s called epiglotal non – patency cockleorum. It’s caused by having a cock so far up the arsehole that you can’t breathe.
Look it up if you don’t believe me.
I see through the disguise. You are Chris Huhne and I claim my five pounds.
http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/world_of_sport__7/world_of_sport-118929688-1302275869.jpg?ymdsL1EDbcV5XGTm
So, with box well and truly closed (see ‘Huhne Redux’ earlier today), this is what he does with his weekends.
I’m the fizzy orange man.
I’m the orange man.
I’m the orangeman.
I’m an orangutan.
Fuck off.
I am an oranjeboom
I’m a Jaffa (seedless)
Outspanding.
You’re a Fanta Cyst.
You are Tango Brown and i claim my £5
Sorry, but Tango gave all the Cash away.
There’s no money left (© L. Byrne)
You know when you’ve been Tango-ed
I’m an Octogon
What’s in a name?
Hoon, Hohn, Huhn, Huhne, c**t
Easy, isn’t it?
Guess which of my seven houses I am leaving in the above photo ??
He’s not in hiding !
he’s got someone else to go into hiding for him !
+1 Frankie – nice to see you’re alive
Hi ! Ar paragnostic trust you are well !
Depends which psychiatrist you ask, Frankie, but I’m well in myself, ta!
Not seen moniker for a bit, either, nor Frank Fisher – time they resurfaced
Moniker is still about
he’s now a bit of a “pussy”
Ah – one of those ‘cat in a box’ things, eh?
Points mean prizes!
O/T Call me Dave on sky said ” we did not win an overall majority in the election so the people of Britain asked us to form a coalition !”
I dont remember anyone asking me if it was ok
do you ?
Anyone had to be a improvement from Labour and Gordon.
Yes but Dave says “The people of this country effectively asked us to form a coalition !” Where did he get the idea that we asked him ?
That’s what I thought, but then Prime Minister Cameron and Deputy PM Clegg kind of changed my views.
Anything was better than Labour.
You’re telling me.
You’re confusing the personalities and the policies, which are lergely the same as under ZaNu.
Granted there is no mad man at the helm anymore, but the ship is still sailing in the same direction.
Chris Huhne usually works out at Soho Gyms in Waterloo in the mornings, at around 7ish. Has a personal trainer at £55 per hour
Is his exercise bike connected to the National Grid? I fancy some toast after my Frosties
This time last year was my final full day as Britain’s greatest ever prime minister. I left the coalition a golden legacy and I will be remembered as a misunderstood genius.
Time for your valium Gordon.
A golden shower yes …
Thought you’d sold the gold at less than advantageous prices?
Or has that inconvenient fact been consigned to Miliband’s Memory Hole?
All you see from labour is bitterness, churlishness, pettiness. They have no constructive ideas, no policies, nothing to add. Who on earth, apart from scroungers, would vote for them.
The anthwer ith in your questhtion.
Can we waterboard Hunt?
A liberal dose of water should do the trick.
By all means. You can add caustic soda, if you wish.
Guido likes to keep stating that ministers will/might resign. Sooner or later he will be correct, then he’ll say he told us so! A very poor show, Guido. I thought you were better than this.
It isn’t a solid prediction … When the target apears on his picture, that’s when its a definate.
Perhaps he’s got one of those large, intimidating, vibrating ‘sex toys’ stuck up his arse. And if handcuffed to the bedstead.
I would not put it past his bisexual lesbian dyke sex-addicted S&M ‘partner’ to pull a stunt like that.
When you put it like that she doesn’t sound so bad.
I want to drive motorists off the road – if I lose my licence.
Hi.
I want to see ITV’s Nina Hossain in a wonderbra, lace knickers, stockings and suspenders.
Good, that leaves Mishal Husain for me.
Come on Huhne, get a move on.
Yeah, like Cameron’s going to allow a thieving little tosser like you back into the Cabinet.
I’d just like to take some time out of my busy schedule whilst in hiding to remind everyone that I am still, though hidden, and like my near-namesake, Geoff, a complete and utter Hunt.
Scotland Yard keep a collection of very good blood hounds if needed
Runny Huhne?
Me nosa likesa!
Someone has a sense of humour
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/news/8505741/Motorway-limit-could-be-raised-to-80mph.html
Chris Huhne, the Lib Dem climate change secretary, is understood to be objecting to increasing the speed limit because driving faster consumes more fuel.
Anyone notice the on the spot £100 are only going to be for boy racers. This is discrimination against woman racers like Harriet Harman
Seems as though you got me off the hook Chris I will try and return the favour mate.
In the US a Cabinet Secretary has to be confirmed by congress and is subject to an FBI vetting. Surely it wouldn’t he hard to have a vetting procedure to weed out the obvious crooks, pedophiles, sheep worriers, raving queens, coprophaegists, fraudsters, mentally deranged and Spectator readers. Or would that leave both benches empty?