May 9th, 2011

Quote of the Day

The Apprentice’s Nick says:

“I met Ed Miliband recently. Oh dear, oh dear. He has the weakest handshake in western Europe. I went straight to William Hill and asked them to take a bet that he will not be Labour leader by the next election. Thankfully I spent most of my time in France these days.”


7 Comments

  1. 1
    Floreat Magdalena says:

    The whole bunch of Apprentice types sound like morons, piquant quote or no.

  2. 2
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Ed miliband is a wet lettuce

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    He’s not a contestant, he’s an advisor to Sugar, and one of the best things about the show!

  4. 4
    Andie says:

    Did anyone really think he was nothing more than a limp wristed, pointless seat filler?
    Come on…

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    I just hope you shake the drips off before serving Bowden.

  6. 6
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    The quiet chap? If anything shows that its an un-reality TV show its that Sugar’s most trusted people are the polar opposite to the plonkers in the show.

  7. 7
    Tacitus says:

    What are the odds at William Hill on the Limp Dems getting together with the limp handshaking Labour in Wales?


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