May 8th, 2011

Lord Rennard, Professional Money-Grubber

Sunday Sleaze

Congratulations are surely in order now Lord Rennard has a new job as an international fundraising consultant. His experience facilitating donations from international business elites, such as for example convicted fraudster Michael Brown, is no doubt the kind of sterling experience that secured this sinecure. Although he forgets to mention that most of the money raised for the 2010 general election was during the year after he was sacked:

“He was the Chief Executive of the Liberal Democrats from 2003 to 2009 during which time he was in charge of election campaigns, organisation and fundraising and personally headed the high net worth donor fundraising programme. Under his direction over six million pounds was raised for the 2010 general election campaign”

Taking personal responsibility for the money raised by colleague Lord Clement Jones, the Party Treasurer, and his team has further endeared him to LibDem colleagues. It doesn’t look as though he will have many junior staff to worry about, the company appears to have only one female trainee for 23 consultants and associates. She might then find herself pulled in too many other directions to service the needs of Lord Rennard. Still happy days… particularly given his very recent retirement on ill health grounds…


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    he could use interns surely?

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    Dick the Prick says:

    Are we to imply that it’s a shadow copany?

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    TATS MUMS special friend says:

    He looks like a bit of a bandit

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    Hunt them down and kill them one by one says:

    Who in the metropolitan liberal elite ever gets the public flogging 99% of them deserve? After fucking up the last general election and allegedly being fired for it, who is still the chair of the United Kingdom Electoral Commission? Come on down Jenny Watson, you bloated left-wing sack of public sector incompetence, you.

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    quirky says:

    he looks like he’d take a long couple of hours in the oven.

    Pain in the coont to gut too!

    What a fat fuck.

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    Martin Day says:

    Just done a jobbin in my diaper, it feels nice and warm, mummy will change it when it goes cold.

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    Nice to see the fat fuckers health has bucked up after being allowed to keep all the money he stole off us
    He should be fucking brilliant at fund raising !
    As he has raised his own funds by tens of thousands of pounds at our expence
    Another one back at the trough by the back door !

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    Socialism has murdered 150 million human beings pride says:

    Fat Bastard

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    The next leader of the labour party is yet again on the telly spouting his shite
    “The labour vote only went down very slightly in Scotland !
    Yes of course it did you twat !

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    They're all smug, sneering Celt cunts at the BBC, 'cept Kuenssbergs whom I wish to bum intensely says:

    Laurie Penny on R5L 10.24am, spewing forth her vacuous, leftist shyte

    She’s just said ‘people dont care about the level of public spending’, people who contribute to the nation’s taxes do, you fucking mong

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    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    See me afterwards.

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    Backwoodsman says:

    Interesting how the beeboids are having to big up the snp, rather than face reality and call it an epic labour fail ! Every piece on R4 seems to end with some luvvie from off stage shouting ‘labour did well in England’!

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    osama bin and gone says:

    I’m very impressed by the picture quality on the American broadcasts of my videos.

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    Vote YES to AV says:


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    A very important person says:

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    Doc Trough says:

    He has a mouth on him like a Beirut streetwalker’ s Grower.

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    A BBC trotskyist says:

    Ms Penny has some extremely valid arguments to make about the exploitation of the workers

    She has first hand experience of exploiting workers, so we very much appreciate her contribution

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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Also, the investors who lend a Country the money for that self-same public spending, have a nasty habit of turning around saying, ‘No, we won’t lend you any more money for 10 years at 3.5%. Now you’ve got to pay 10% ‘…..

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    Andy Burnhim

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    Moley says:

    Here is another money scandal.

    If our politicians are not careful, all their plans for rescuing our economy are going to be destroyed by Europe’s demands for bail out money which will never be paid back, never be seen again.

    Now that the Liberals have been thrashed in an election, it is clear that there is no support whatever for their pro Europe stance, which is based solely on ensuring Clegg has lucrative employment after the death of the coalition.

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    Gordon ( SoldGoldAtThe ) BottomBrown says:

    Take some more cash for public spending off the money trees I planted in the Downing Street gardens.

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    The literal, English meaning of Celt is scrounger says:

    Im glad the Tories declined to appear in that debate with the ludicrous Penny

    The appalling state education system is a boon to these self appointed class warriors, people are simply to stupid to measure her diatribe against her background.

    If you told the average R5L listener she was attempting to exploit a female worker, they would reply…’s’all toree lies innit!!’

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    Alan Titschmarsh says:

    Beirut streetwalker’ s Grower

    What’s that?

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    MIKE HANCOCK Perv Letch Stalker MP and part time SPY says:

    Is your Anna coming out to play ?

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    The literal, English meaning of Celt is scrounger says:

    Fucking beautiful, Laurie Penny just eviscerated by someone called Toby on R5L

    He asked her how are you going to suffer under these cuts?
    No answer came the stern reply..a spot of thinking then she retorted with ‘dont make this personal!’

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    HM Prison Service says:

    Same MO as the old lags we have in here TBH.

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    Backwoodsman says:

    Had me puzzled for a moment, but based on limited personal experience there – in between bouts of them shelling each other shitless, I suspect he meant ‘growler’ , as in caroline flint , of ‘Thetford Forest’ renown.

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    Martins Mum says:

    Thats a lot of fizzy gravy

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    High on crack says:

    Strange, even I couldn’t find them.

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    MIKE HANCOCK Perv Letch Stalker MP and part time SPY says:

    I think he meant “Growler”
    or Clacker, Grumble ,Tommy, Muff, laughing danny ,box, c*nt ,fish mitten,piss flaps,fanny ,toupence ,minge ,front bottom,mary,beaver ,camel toe,snatch ,beef curtains ,bearded clam,furry cup, gash, if you get my drift !

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    Van Rumpuy Pumpuy - Cameron's mate says:

    You British bastards, kneel to the east tomorrow and join me in celebrating Europe Day and my premiership.

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    Van Rumpuy Pumpuy - Cameron's mate says:

    Modded for a comment about Europe???

    FFS Guido, man up!

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    ‘He is reported to have claimed over £40,000 for a second home when he owned a flat near Westminster… Mr Clegg said Lord Rennard would be “sorely missed”.’

    Clegg, that beacon of probity.

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    ac1 says:

    bailout normally means taxpayers money being used to fund the politically connected malinvestors.

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Labour did do well in England. But they did effing badly in Scotland and that’s what’s going to stop them ever getting a parliamentary majority again.

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    ben says:

    This is super.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Looks like Twatson’s LibDem alter ego, I thought :-)

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    tell it like it really is says:

    Unf**kin’believable – Simon Hoon being encouraged on bbc (where else) to pontificate that all Coalition policies to attempt to drag the country out of the mire will now be altered. FFS can’t he accept reality, the country has seen now what gutless, whingeing, unrealistic, simplistic, talkers not doers these Libdems are. Let’s have the iron hand in the iron glove Dave, no more pandering.

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    Mrs Huhne the Ex says:

    “he does drive a bit like a maniac”

    “I am aware that he pressurised people to take his driving licence penalty points”

    What a Hunt

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Radio 5 was a hoot this morning. A totally Tory free zone, the pathetic ‘excuse’ the BBC used was “we asked for a cabinet Minister and n one was available”

    So why didn’t the BBC ask around for someone to speak on behalf of the Tories then? They always find SOMEONE to speak on behalf of the Socialists.

    The BBC are in total denial. Tony Livesey was a joke, a majority of the population think the cuts are right or not hard enough and the vast majority of people rejected AV because the smug left thought there is a so called progressive left majority in the UK.

    There might be a load of left wing nutters in Scotland, Wales and Liverpool, but in middle England the only lefties are the BBC lot and well paid Guardian hacks like Polly

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    The BBC are the ones in denial

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    Eeu to me says:

    It appears the fish is taking a good look at BBC Scotland and is going to “modernise” it to make it “suitable” for a modern Scotland, so BBC Scotland studio toilets must be full of Scottish hangers on and luvvies wondering if their ring fenced jobs will be on the line.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Toby Young it was, I think – I’d left the radio on R5L because I was listening to the F1 qualifying yesterday, and caught the end bit where the silly bint was trying to claim that she was going to pay more tax on an income of 16K next year than this.

    Obviously her fags and booze had gone up – the stupid little tart.

    And trying to compare the current crop of protesters to the Chartists? Give us a break, love – you’ll be saying Eddie Izzard is a modern day Rebecca rioter next!

    Still, Toby did get in a plug for the Rally Against Debt next Saturday – so it wasn’t all bad…

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    Eeu to me says:


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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Why is there an ugly small boy being interviewed on the Politics show right now?

    Ha ha, John the drunk Sopel just suggested that Gordon Brown be brought out to fight the no to independence campaign, YES PLEASE that really would get rid of Scotland.

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    EUSSR says:

    Baroness Ashton puts Europe and Britain on collision course over call to give Brussels a seat on UN Security Council

    Warning the article contains an image right at the start that WILL cause severe shock and offence.

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    Hang The Bastards says:


    The boy Cooper is one The Politics Show – check out the mens black brouge shoes she is wearing along with black socks.

    I always knew she was a boy !

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    This fucking bitch needs to be hung for treason

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    Colonel Blimp says:

    Porcine in every respect.

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    The literal, English meaning of Celt is scrounger says:

    Pixie cun’t Yvette Cooper just asked by cu’nt Sopel ‘would Gordon Brown be the best person to take on Alex Salmond and the SNP?

    ‘Well i dont know what Gordon’s plans are, he of course did great things in the financial crisis, but I think he wishes to carry on his work at Westminster’


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    The Paragnostic says:

    In this case, the bailout resembles a basket case who should declare themselves b-rupt instead going to their idiot neighbours and borrowing their already overstretched credit cards.

    Why are we committed to help out here? Ask Jonah – he signed us up to this, despite us not being in the Euromorass.

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    Colonel Blimp says:

    Arthur Haynes (Comedian)……………………………fail.
    He was NEVER funny.

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    Gordon ( SoldGoldAtThe ) BottomBrown says:

    Bit I WANT independence for Scotland !!

    I want to be President of Scotland with special responsibilities for Fiscal Prudence and Financial Stability.

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    Hamish says:

    Guido, please stop using sarcasm:
    “Congratulations are surely in order …”.
    “His experience … is no doubt the kind of sterling experience”.

    Not only is sarcasm the second lowest form of humour, but given the number of typos in your recent articles, long-term readers like myself are never clear when you are being genuine and when you are being sarcastic.

    The lowest form of humour is rejoicing about someone’s ill health.
    “Still happy days… particularly given his very recent retirement on ill health grounds…”

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    Gordon ( SoldGoldAtThe ) BottomBrown says:

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Why is the bint still in place? Surely there’s some mechanism for removing her and replacing her with someone who has intelligence, experience, wit and charm?

    Maybe Dan Hannan would like the job?

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    Major Eyeswater says:

    My Top 5 BBC Worldview myths shattered by the referendum+ elections:

    1. There is a progressive majority in the UK.
    2. The cuts are massively unpopular.
    3. British voters understand that governing in coalition requires frequent idealogical and manifesto err.. compromises. They’re ok about this because they prefer government by “consensus”.
    4. Core LibDem policies on constitutional change, higher taxes, windmills, europe and business are generally popular.
    5. Labour is fighting back under their dynamic new leadership.

    Now the leftie mongs are saying that because poor old Cleggie got debagged and radished by the electorate the Tories should give his party more say on policy. Eh? Votes down, power up?

    I laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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    Colonel Blimp says:

    From the pictures so far published, this deceased terrorist millionaire was living in a right shit-hole of a house.
    It just goes to show that mussy bastards are sub-human peasants who live in pig-sties.

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    How does he do it? says:

    I saw Lembit Opik in the west end last night with his latest blonde airhead arm candy.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    It’s the only way she can get Ed hard – takes him back to his Nottingham High School (private, of course) days when he’d take a sprog or two from behind in the choir stalls.

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    Van Rumpuy Pumpuy - Cameron's mate says:

    Join with me in celebrating Europe Day tomorrow.

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    Major Eyeswater says:

    Yes, isn’t it lovely to watch their narrative fall apart? I recall Crick on Newsnight predicting -600 seats for the Tories….

    Ahem, enough about the right – now let’s go over to Cardiff where Betsan Powys has some stunning news for Labour…

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    Makes a change from having twenty cocks strut their stuff up your chuff says:

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    The literal, English meaning of Celt is scrounger says:

    She must have been lying about the £16k, she lies about everything else

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    Tough on the Causes of Crime says:

    I will dance on Gordon Brown’s grave when he does himself in.

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    annette curton says:

    Ill health, retirement then new job as international fund raising consultant. Spot the dichotomy?.

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    Eeu to me says:

    You would think according to AlJaBeeb the limpdems had lost a the General election, they seem to be getting an awful lot of airtime crying how they had been hard done by the child eating Tories, the Electorit doesn’t want or need you and has kicked you out you tossers

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    The Paragnostic says:

    I wonder which constituency will be favoured by the ‘modernisation’?

    I’d laugh my cock off if they moved all the staff to Kirkcaldy…

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    Eeu to me says:

    I thought it was only the BBC that did repeats.

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    Primrose Hill Marxist says:

    “board member of “Action on Smoking and Health.”

    Say no more.

    Someone should really stay away from those pies. I’d be gutted if a fucking sea lion developed diabetes or impotence. I feel very sorry for twunts who can’t control their woolly-mammoth style appetite for cheap, greasy scran – but in no way am I suggesting that Lord Gusset is one of them.

    The ample folds under his huge moobs might harbour countless microorganisms. They could feast greedily on the bounteous sweat and effusions that the noble Lord allegedly produces. I am just guessing at this, but I think that he smells a bit.

    Smell is a very subjective sense. I wonder what he smells like.

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    The little Man says:

    That’s no way to describe your husband Sally

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    Babe Watch says:

    Stella Creasey on The Politics Show gives me the horn. If she was Labour leader, their vote would go up.

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    Anonymous says:

    I thought the pictures were very like some places you see in this country now, but then they would do wouldn’t they.

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    annette curton says:

    Ha, but the females of the species are dull Brown birds.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Apparently he has a 12 inch tongue and can breathe through his ears.

    If he wants to look like a sad old man chasing bimbos, good luck to him!

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    Primrose Hill Marxist says:

    Brainless retarded twunts often do.

    Laurie Penny is a stupid little girl who should be playing with her dollies.

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    Eeu to me says:

    Typical Labourite, country house weekend, whilst the idiots who vote for Liebore according to the same Labourites are living in poverty.

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    Stella spins says:

    Tim Donovan seems an untypical bbc chap on The Politics Show. He’s telling Stella Labour didn’t do that well which she bristled at.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    You could pick almost anyone but MiliE to lead Labour and their vote would go up – OK, maybe not any of the current Opposition Front Bench, but imagine Nandy’s Norks opposite Dave at PMQs…

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Excellent stuff from Old Holborn (and others):

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Surely the ‘pea-‘ is superfluous…?

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    Anonymous says:

    But will it solve the West Lothian problem?

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    Babe Watch says:

    Lisa Nandy getting her baps out every week would make me vote Labour. Maybe. A tit wank from her would definitely make me vote Labour. But I’d want the tit wank first before I vote. Can’t trust Labour to keep promises.

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    Polly of Villa Real says:

    Too right, just can’t get the domestic help these days.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    B-b-but – but he is looking after the nation’s health by trying to marginalise and persecute those howwible smokers who killed Roy Castle…

    Fascist c’unt – hope he spontaneously combusts, being mostly made of tallow the bugger should burn for hours.

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    Real Huhne says:

    I would sue but I haven’t got the time. I’m too busy trying to oust Clegg

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    Anonymous says:

    You may regret that if he is buried at sea.

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    looking through a haze after a late night says:

    Ruff, ruff, ruff

    If that was the one on towards the end of the programme then I think you need a new pair of specs maybe the bottom of a couple of pint glasses as the lenses, but then each to their own tastes.

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    joolz says:

    Carry on his work in westminster.

    How many fucking times has he dared show his one eyed ugly mug since he left our crippled country.


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    I'm glad the pathetic old cunt is dead says:

    Loving that clip of a pathetic frail and hunched Bin Laden watching himself on TV. Millions of stupid muslims around the world will suddenly see their hero for the useless old c unt he was.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Just looked at her Wiki page – she went to a private school and then Oxford, so is well placed to patronise the working classes.

    And given that she writes for the New Statesman and the Grauniad, perhaps her reported income is only 16K – but I bet there’s an offshore account with more than that in it…

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    Anonymous says:

    The removal mechanism could be agun!

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    ichabod says:

    It’s only in the last few months that Ms. Penny has become known to most of us non Labour party followers. Since having seen her on tv, and been most unimpressed, and having read some of her infantile, ‘it’s so unfair’ articles in that Stateman rag, I read her wikipedia entry and was astonished to find that she’d been to Oxford, or was it Cambridge ? Do our esteemed ancient universities let low grade types like her in now ,then ? To quote Jeeves, she is mentally quite negligible, but I suppose the Stateman thiks she brings in the yoof readership.

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    Babe Watch says:

    Lorna Dunkley on Sky news is hot. There’s something I’d like to dunk in her.

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    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    A politicon bending the truth? Well i never :-)

    Thanks for the late stats as well Guido .

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    annette curton says:

    Déjà vu, Bonny Prince Charley after another disastrous campaign has retreated past Carlisle again.

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    ichabod says:

    Seems the Mail is unable to stop airing it’s obsession with the actor Hugh Bonneville; another rather pointless article in today’s paper , which even refers to him as the thespian equivalent of Ryan Giggs !!

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    The Paragnostic says:

    The most disturbing bit is in the comments – a link to where Eastleigh Council have lost their list of ‘potentially violent clients’ – i.e. a list of individuals’ criminal and mental health records that the council keeps so that their poor little lambs can go twos-up to houses where the occupants mightn’t take kindly to state interference.

    My council has one of these lists too, and I’m on it :-)

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    Anonymous says:

    A Hob Knob?

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Lord Reynard wins the Ernest Saunders Award for spontaneous recovery from a serious illness by the terminally guilty.

    He becomes the first winner of the new trophy, the original having awarded to Abdelbaset al-Megrahi for life.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    I bet Giggsy doesn’t like a dildo up his arse though ;-)

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    Sir William Waad says:

    They go all soft and wet.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    She did English at Wadham, Oxford – I don’t think you have to be terribly bright to do an English degree at either uni.

    She also went to private school, the hypocritical little slag.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Can’t we give him the Bin Laden treatment?

    We could then sing a few choruses of “My Bonnie lies under the ocean” :-)

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    Peak Freen says:

    Speak for yourself

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    The Paragnostic says:

    You’re supposed to get your oats, not give them…

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    Paddy O'fukit says:

    Yes – and make sure you read the article highlighted therein about the Irish economy )or what is left of it!)

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Just ignore it all Chris. Like me they are out to get you. We can both sit back and rely on our laurels – honesty, integrity, intellect, sexual probity and decency. By the way are you still interested in that villa in Spain, one of my boys in Portsmouth offerred you? He gave me one and I am very satisfied with it, especially when I can get away from the wife and go there with one of my Interns. Must go, got to have my hair backcombed, Katya is on a secret visit.

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    Abdelbaset al-Megrahi says:

    On the whole, I’d rather be in Scotland

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    Fuck off says:

    Andrew Marr has a nerve to continue with his programme.

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    Babe Watch says:

    Anyone know the name of the babe presenting Sky News right now?

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    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Oh just Hang him!

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    Bin Laden fluffs his lines says:

    “We demand you withdraw all your troops from islamic countries or you will face doom and… uh… you will face… oh fuck, I forgot my lines! Ha ha ha! Sorry! Sorry! That’s one for the gag reel on the DVD special features!”

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    Little Boy Blue says:

    Surely you are wrong about this Guido. A Lib Dem wouldn’t do anything remotely like that. They are all honest, upright, faithful, loyal, modest and caring individuals. Ask Paddy Ashdown and Chris Huhne.

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    Fuck them says:

    Another do as I say not as I do hypocrite.

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Just take a look at him – he has clearly had his snout deep in the trough for a very long time. Not to mention the fraudulent element to his claims.

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    annette curton says:

    He’d get spat out by a whale, they don’t call him Jonah for nothing.

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Correction ‘tell it like it really is’ – you mean ‘all Coalition policies to attempt to drag the country further into the mire’. What the bankers began and Labour assisted in, the Coalition will finish.

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    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Get well soon Baroness Thatcher.

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Not funny? You haven’t seen him shaving Clegg?

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    Major Eyeswater says:

    In their desperation to kick the can down the road and pretend that the Euro hasn’t bankrupted the peripheral states the Eurocrats are poring over standard CDS documentation to come up with a greek debt restructuring that doesn’t constitute a default event trigger.

    So expect a lower interest rate, a longer maturity profile and a commensurately larger principal amount to repay. That’s right: the size of the UK’s greek loan will grow (+40%?), we’ll be paid less interest for it and won’t see the money back for longer.

    The UK may get a new lien on some shonky greek national asset. Lest anyone should mistakenly think that taking collateral for our loans to greece changes the credit picture, I invite you to imagine Cameron sending in the bailiffs to take control of say, Hellenic Railways or PPC when the workshy tax-dodging ouzo swillers eventually default. It won’t happen.

    Watch while the greeks now play debtor’s russian roulette and force the EU to fork out your money to keep them in the Euro. This might even oblige the BBC to notice what’s going on. Oops – no sorry, first lets go right over to Betsan Powys for more news on Labour’s triumph in Wales…

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    He’s been seen in the Commons canteen wearing a homburg of all things.

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    Engineer says:

    Ah – watching telly, eh? Bet he hadn’t paid his Telly Tax – he was eliminated on the orders of the BBC’s Authorised Thugs, not the President of the U.S. of A.

    Ha. That’ll teach these terrorists that not paying their telly tax is evil in the eyes of the Great God Aljabeeba…

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    True, but then the programme wouldn’t be able to continue if our fucking vain politicians grew a set of principles and refused to be interviewed by such a rank hypocritical HUHNE.

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    Anonymous says:

    Frooom Norwich, it’s the Quiz of the Weeek !!!

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    Major Eyeswater says:

    I will celebrate by selling Eur into USD. Might as well get my money back from Europe that way.

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    Anonymous says:

    More like Eric Pickles afterbirth.

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    Ed Balls says:

    So what!

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    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    State funeral, when the sad day comes.

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    Major Eyeswater says:

    I searched the web for “caroline flint thetford forest” and now I feel unwell.

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    MrAngry61 says:


    Good summary of Beeboid ideology.

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    Alex says:

    Think your 150m estimate is far too generous tbh.

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    Alex says:

    Generous as in too low rather than too high.

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    Alex says:

    They did well in that they increased their numbers, but come on, it wasn’t the resounding message of disdain for the Tories and what they’ve been doing that Labour and their assorted useful idiots predicted.

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    MrAngry61 says:

    Nice to see the possibility of Greek default highlighted, as well as a quotation from Redwood.

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    The fact that he has been given a peerage goes against him for a start. Looking at him, he comes across as a real trougher, and now he’s been pensioned off, he’ll be a very rich trougher.

    Hang the lot of ‘em!

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    Major Eyeswater says:

    The Mail had a delicious titbit on the Holy Huhne. Speaking of how the narcissitic little shitbag broke the news of his affair to the mother of his three kids and his wife of 20+ yrs:

    ‘She only had a few minutes to learn about the affair. Straight after announcing it, he went off to the gym.’

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    PD77 says:

    Not if he’s a SCUBA diver ;)

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    Alex says:

    Whereas the people who borrowed money from the banks and then didn’t pay it back had nothing to do with it….

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    nell says:

    State Funerals are reserved for the monarch but can, by order of the reigning monarch be granted to individuals of national importance, which indeed she has done for Mrs T.

    We can be absolutely certain that Her Maj will not be granting the same honour to bliar and gordon!!

  144. 144
    Andrew Marr-unt says:

    Pay me my £600,000. Because I’m worth it.

  145. 145
    nell says:

    vincecable, rennard, hancock……

    I feel sorry for cleggie. He’s a decent human being trying to lead a party made up of bumbling idiots and fools.

  146. 146
    you what?! says:

    State fucking funeral?

    Fuck that!

  147. 147
    Andrew Marr-unt says:

    Yes, that’s £12,000 per week. Give or take. Because I’m worth it, damn you!

  148. 148
    Blue Labour out says:

    Don’t. He wanted the job.

    Feel sorry for the people of the UK who thought Cameron was a Conservative instead!

  149. 149
    Alex says:

    If you really think that Nandy is a looker, you need to get out more – there’s far more to being attractive than having a reasonable sized pair of tits and an open blouse.

  150. 150
    Anonymous says:

    A country house? Only the Kinnocks could affford something that grand surely? And all done on socialist principles of equality for all.

  151. 151
    Alex says:

    Dunno – has anyone asked Imogen?

  152. 152
    Yasmin says:

    A State funeral for Osama.

  153. 153
    Professor Henry Brubaker, Institute for Studies says:

    He lloks like the kind of gentleman who would not dare take his computer to PC World to get repaired given the ‘tech experts’ proclivities for searching peoples hard drives for err… questionable material.

    I wouldn’t take my computer to PC World on the other hand as I can fucking fix it myself thank you very much. Which is convenient.

  154. 154
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    The bankers wouldn’t have got their bonuses without the fools borrowing.

  155. 155
    G Orwell says:

    No you’re not.

  156. 156
    G Orwell says:

    Ask their bank managers

  157. 157
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    ‘So why didn’t the BBC ask around for someone to speak on behalf of the Tories then? They always find SOMEONE to speak on behalf of the Socialists.’

    More to the point is why did the Tories put up someone to speak? That’s one of the things we pay ministers for – to answer questions. It’s an old trick Labour used to play – don’t put anyone up to speak and then complain about bias.

  158. 158
    Today's Maxim says:

    Bird of a feather flock together

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    The Paragnostic says:

    With hips like that and a full bush I might even forgive her politics…

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    Moley says:

    Meanwhile; in other news, an Irish Economic expert raises the possibility of Irish Bankr*ptcy, trashes the ECB and the Irish negotiators and blames Tim Geithner for intervening to ensure that the Banks interests were put before any one elses, (including the whole of the Irish people.)

  161. 161
    The Paragnostic says:

    What was the name of the LibDem arse bandit that had to resign after claiming 40K in rent from his rentboy friend?

    Riddled with perverts since Jeremy Thorpe and probably earlier – at least Lloyd George confined himself to shagging anything with the correct number of holes…

  162. 162
    The Paragnostic says:

    Why? What’s wrong with giving a State funeral to the last real PM this country had?

    If any of the others had done a decent job and not sold us down the river, we might think they deserved a State funeral too, but Blair and Brown are traitors, and Major was just too nondescript…

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    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    When Baroness Thatcher passes from this planet she should be awarded a state funeral.

    When Tony Blair passes from this planet he should be awared the same fate as Bin Laden.

    When Gordon Brown passes from this planet it should be after he has been hung.

  164. 164
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    David Laws.

  165. 165
    The Paragnostic says:

    Bet it’s not on PAYE you grabbing jug eared philandering hypocrite – I wonder what fun the nation could have with your tax records.

  166. 166
    The Paragnostic says:

    Ah – so he’s an ‘out’ Laws now?

    Have to watch him Robin Hood – here comes Battyman…

  167. 167
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    its a shame tho, He did seem to know what he was doing in his department, One of the more compatant minsters.

  168. 168
    The Paragnostic says:

    Oy vay!

    Has he converted, perchance? Maybe he is planning to play Shylock in the new production of “The Moron of Kirkcaldy”?

  169. 169
    annette curton says:

    From the same stable of people that think Winston Churchill was a C*nt for getting a result.

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    cuddle cat says:


  171. 171
    P. Doff says:

    Just about… it’s your commas that are drifting though!

  172. 172
    Major Eyeswater says:

    Steady on now Sir, hearts and minds, hearts and minds…

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    ichabod says:

    Also in today’s Mail ( the rag is quite interesting today, in a not very pleasant way) an article about Mishal Husain, the BBC’s M*sl*m glamourpuss. Apparently some indigenous person in her local Waitrose ( naturally, for a BBC person) rebuked her children for being obnoxious,or too dark, or bowing towards the east, so the liberal M*sl*m summoned the shop manager and demanded that he castrate, or whatever, the said offender. Pipe down you pompous bint; you may be easy on the eye, etc, but you’re still an interloper. What’s the world coming to when the M*sl*ms can’t be reminded that they are not Christian, and (some) have a tendency to want to blow some of us up.

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Brown should be fed into meat grinder feet first. Alive

  175. 175
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    She’s just another of these awful hag female beeboids.

  176. 176
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:


  177. 177
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    What the one with the dark hair and glasses? That’s Paula Middlehurst

  178. 178
    Voice of Reason says:

    How can a fat ugly twat like Rennard be happy? I bet he’d give his fortune to be slim, fit and good looking. Obese, rolly-necked money grabber – a prime example of how money corrupts.

  179. 179
    Voice of Reason says:

    It’s ‘hanged’ not ‘hung’. And hanged should be what happens to the hag Thatcher before she becomes a pollutant of the soil. State funeral for fuck’s sake you clown!

  180. 180
    Selohesra says:

    Is there? what?

  181. 181
    Voice of Reason says:

    Aye, bless her, the wizened hag hasn’t long left now thankfully. I hope they burn the witch rather than pollute the soil with her foul body.

  182. 182
    misterned says:

    But someone has to protect the labour party from fairness, equality and the electorate.

    We need to get these lefty fascists out of any position of influence or power. They are even openly admitting that the electoral system should have been rigged even further to keep labour in power regardless of elections.

    Just see May 7th Quote of the day. “Graham Allen MP told Laura Kuennsberg:

    “It was a very good result under the rules, but the labour government should have changed the rules so that we would never have been out of power, regardless of a general election result”

    Labour = fascists!

    If it was a tory saying that sort of thing, the BBC would be apoplectic!

  183. 183
    Gas the working class says:

    “(some) have a tendency to want to blow some of us up.”

    Well, in fairness, who doesn’t?

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Yes, I saw that. She herself likes to remind anyone who will listen (and those of us who won’t) that she’s a Muzzie, yet cries “Wayyycist” when anyone else does.

    Also, uses her Twatter account called “MishalHusseinBBC” for a private matter.

    Stupid double standardising bint.

    Still, I’m coming up to a year now without a TV licence – glad I don’t fund such a cesspit.

  185. 185
    Mrs Hitler says:

    Surely it would be better to hang all these people before they make most of their mistakes, not years afterwards?

    We should hang Cameron before he gives any more money away to the EU/foreign aid, and hang Miliband before he gets the chance to giveany money away to the EU/foreign aid. I doubt he’ll ever get the chance, but let’s not take the risk.

  186. 186
    Mrs Hitler says:

    When will the muzzies get it through their inbred heads that Is lamb is not a race? There should be no protection for it at all.

    (PS: 11 years sans license – nearly 12 :-) )

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    Anonymous - another one. says:

    The Swiss Cottage Waitrose is crammed with vibrant, leftie shoppers, with a street-theatre of drunks and vagrants outside the front entrance.

    I’ve often felt like telling overwrought parents & obnoxious children to STFU.

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    I need to go to Speck savurs says:

    Lord Rennard sure looks foxy.
    That fine tuned bod, those secksy glasses.
    What a guy

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    annette curton says:

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    The Paragnostic says:

    I didn’t know Waitrose sold goat – maybe she should take her tribe shopping somewhere more anonymous, like Shoreditch?

    Anyway – the use of ‘tribe’ to describe numerous young children of any colour was common when I was a lad, so perhaps the bint’s being oversensitive.

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    Rat's arse says:

    He was funny!

  192. 192
    Rat's arse says:

    And I will join you ‘Tough’.

  193. 193
    The Paragnostic says:

    I think “Sloth” is more apt for the fat bastard….

  194. 194
    Rat's arse says:

    Laws certainly impressed me Billy [sorry for being so familiar your Lordship]. I honestly thought he would do well……..oh well, back to the old drawing board!

  195. 195
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    No worries Rats :-)

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    Over-sensitive Response says:

    Personally I don’t think there was any racist connotations intended…the elderly gent just told Hussain to keep her kids under control(act like PROPER english children ..his generation see nothing untoward in that phraseology and had he said it to white kids it would never have been blown up out of all proportion) and stop annoying other shoppers.. she and husband chose to take it as a racist attack..stupid woman

  197. 197
    ichabod says:

    Whilst on the subject of really funny comedians, i’m sure that readers of, and contributors to, this site wolud like to join me in wishing Marcus Brigstoke, peerless comic genius, a very happy birthday and concur with me that we can’t wait to see the next venture from this contemporary Voltaire.

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    Marmite says:

    You are a feckin nasty foul mouthed b@stard ‘Voice. Typical Leiber voter.

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    nell says:

    I think actually the real issue was the naughty , undisciplined behaviour of her children and the disregard of their parents, both of whom were present and who did nothing to make them behave.

    But then she’s a beeb employee , living in £3/4million london home, so we can guess how much of our money she is being overpaid .

    No doubt, like marr, in her arrogance, she does not see why she or her children should observe the norms of behaviour that the rest of us do.

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    annette curton says:

    Pushing it a bit with that 10 minute video, but noticed track 7 was “Poor Will And The Jolly Hangman”.

  201. 201
    Marmite says:


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    Moley says:

    Here is a nomination for “Quote of the Day” Courtesy of Will Heaven.

    The Guardian writes;

    “No one ever claimed that Guardian readers were representative of the wider population, but compare the referendum result with the views you expressed in our own survey a couple of years ago, and you could be forgiven for thinking that planet Guardian exists in an entirely different universe.”

  203. 203
    cheche says:

    At Times Waitrose is full of badly behaved middle class children and their mummies and daddies who are content to let them run wild up and down the aisles. I find a well placed foot followed by a a loud sorry as little Tristam bangs his head in the tiles satisfying

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Still a great track, even if post Sandy Denny…

  205. 205
    Lard Presclott of Bulimia, Bog Seats, Beams,Bellies,Banjos,Punches, Croquet, Pies, Jags 'n' Shags says:

    You rang ??

  206. 206
    Events dear boy events says:

    Meanwhile…Dave has other matters to worry about

  207. 207
    Babe Watch says:

    No, the one who was on before, a blonde stunner. Though Paula M is hot too.

  208. 208
    Gordon trying to be human and failing says:

  209. 209
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Old Mc Gordy had a job,
    And in that job he was a twat,
    With a spend, spend here
    And a spend, spend there,
    Here a spend, There a spend;
    Everywhere a spend, spend
    Old Mc Gordy, FUCK OFF NOW,

  210. 210
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    O/T, but just to warn people that it looks like there’s going to be a fuel blockade, which for some reason isn’t yet being widely reported.

    Might be worth filling up before the queues get too long.

  211. 211
    Mr Thicky says:

    The Scots want independence by 2015. They can f….. off. Unfortunately as part of the EU we can’t make them apply for visas.

  212. 212
    Mr Thicky says:

    Just picked up on the badly behaved kids in Waitrose. It is not racist to demand that the kids behave themselves. It is bad parenting and Waitrose are stupid to apologise. They should criticise poor behaviour exhibited by anyone. I hate the racist card played by so called educated metrroplitans who should know better.

  213. 213
    Anonymous says:

    Bonnie Prince Charlie led a Catholic uprising against the Protestant British State. He was eventually defeated at Culloden by British Army comprised of mainly Scots Protestants.

  214. 214
    Now that's what I call Jihad 47 says:

    The CIA are hoping to cash in by releasing The Bin Laden “Anthology” featuring unreleased speeches, alternative takes and bloopers!

  215. 215
    Mark Oaten says:

    Don’t forget me

  216. 216
    misterned says:

    Agreed, how the fuck does being anally ramraided by the electorate give the lib-dems MORE right to dictate policy?

    The tories should tell the lib dems that the message from the electorate to the lib-dems is to shut the fuck up and do as they are told by the senior coalition partner.

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    misterned says:

    Analysis on the image with a comparison with a previous image of Bin Laden from a History Channel documentary clearly show a significant difference in the shape of the ears between the two men.

    Ear shape is a unique as fingerprints and ear shape does not change much in adulthood.

    The only conclusion is that either the History Channel documentary did not have the actual Bin Laden in it, or the old man in the recently released image is not Bin Laden.

    Either way, this latest video shows that the 2007 video release by Bin Laden showed a version who dyes his beard and hair. Something unthinkable to a real fanatical Muslim

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    Nursery rhymes for every occasion says:

    Old Mac Gordie had a beard
    and on that beard he staked it all
    With a hero here,hero there
    Here a tweet there a tweet
    On Kircaldy High Street
    Old Mac Gordie had a Beard
    Canterbury calls

  219. 219
    misterned says:

    too late for that vote now, isn’t it?

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    I hate kids says:

    Whose idea was it to introduce those little kiddies’ shopping trolleys?

    As if people’s kids aren’t bad enough in a supermarket, Waitrose go and arm the little bastards with wheeled projectiles. A little brat got me in the knee with one a while ago, fortunately its dad saw and throttled the little shit.

  221. 221
    Has Salmond thought this one through? says:

    Surely if they’re going for independence, they’re leaving the EU?

  222. 222
    MIKE HANCOCK Perv Letch Stalker MP and part time SPY says:

    Caroline Flint has a FULL BUSH !
    O.M.G In my eyes ,She is now the new Mrs Thatch !

  223. 223
    David Camoron (traitor, thief and liar) says:

    But but but! If I cut fuel duty, I won’t be able to afford to give awayl £11,000,000,000 every year in foreign aid!

    Cut foreign aid or reduce your taxes? That’s a no-brainer; let’s buy Pah kiss tan more warships!

    Toodle pip!

  224. 224
    Jezza Paxman says:

    Scotland won’t be part of the EU if they piss off and in fact there may well be some debate over the legality of the rest of the UK’s membership if the jocks (hopefully) fuck off.

  225. 225
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    This is indeed sad news. I had always imagined I could just about give her a good “angry shag”.

    But I draw the line at waking up the next morning with a Labour pube stuck in my teeth. A man has to have standards.

  226. 226
    ooh matron says:

    Would never get the blue brigade on here saying nasty things about Brown now would you?

    Fucking hypocrites!

  227. 227
    misterned says:

    The difference is, Labour did not need to put someone up, as the BBC always reported their side anyway, whether labour were there or not.

  228. 228
    misterned says:

    lefty toff bastards, they hate the poor don’t they. fucking hypocrites.

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    I don't actually fucking care seeing I don't vote and hate you all equally says:

    Well par for the course really if your gonna blame Thatcher for everything nearly 30 years later then why shouldn’t others go for the low blows?

  230. 230
    The Paragnostic says:

    I’m not so sure about the non-dying of hair and beard – it’s quite common for imams to use henna to give their beards a reddish tinge, as apparently their p-do prophet was a ginger.

    No idea about the ears – and I tend to take the History Channel with a pinch of salt anyway.

  231. 231
    Mike Hunt says:

    Sounds very fair and reasonable to me.

  232. 232
    caroline clit says:

    Hello big boy.

  233. 233
    The Paragnostic says:

    May I suggest a live comedic event where the smug bastard hangs himself and we all laugh uproariously?

    Working title: Ce qui plait aux Anglais.

  234. 234
    Mike Hancock, Sleazeball personified says:

    That Bastard Cummings is applying to move his legal appeal against me to a Court outside Hampshire. This will mean that my Masonic contacts may not be able to fix the Judge, as we did last time.

  235. 235
    The Paragnostic says:

    Congratulations – didn’t know Scots could use Wikipedia.

    Mind you, pretty soon afterwards, the Scots lost their collective kilts over Darien and had to join the Union so the English could bail them out, a situation which still sadly obtains.

  236. 236

    If your available Sally !
    I’d like to dump my stuff !

  237. 237
    The Archbishopric of Cuпterbuggery says:

    I’ve always fancied Hazel Blears, it must be like shagging a school boy.

  238. 238
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Old McMental sold some gold
    he sold that gold for next to nout
    With a Sell a ton here and a sell a ton there
    here a ton ,there a ton ,every where a ton gone !
    Old McMental sold some gold
    I wish he would Die !

  239. 239
    "I like old movies, like The Godfather III" says:

    Godfather III is not an old movie! Fucking hate that advert!

  240. 240
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    You BASTARD I’ve always loved a Red Rug and i would indeed when pissed have “made a mess down stairs “At Mrs Blears Pubic convenience
    But that photo has made me realise that drinking large amounts of Timmy Taylors Landlord Bitter (The Finest Beer In England )can infact cloud one’s judgement !

  241. 241
    Handycock says:

    I use to have control of the Portsmouth News, now they are bringing up allegations of corruption in Portsmouth. What the hell is going on? Do not read the comments under the article:

  242. 242
    MrAngry61 says:

    O/t – but the Ir*sh Times has an article called “Need to protect m*slims in I*eland from extremism”, which is best summed up by the commenter

    “The vast majority of Irish Muslims disliked Osama bin Laden because he has damaged Islam’s image,”.

    Really? Not because he was a mass murdering, religious maniacal sociopath?

  243. 243
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Can we waterboard him?

  244. 244
    Down With Brown! says:

    Guido, have you got anywhere with your investigation into Huhne the Hunt’s Speeding Points? I’ve got such a great bottle of champagne ready for when he resigns from cabinet.

  245. 245
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Nah OBL was just misunderstood.

  246. 246
    Been laden says:

    Seeing that clip of Bin Laden watching himself on TV, it made me wonder if Jonah does the same thing. I can imagine that c unt sitting in his hovel, hunched over and watching his old speeches, saying to himself “I was the greatest prime minister ever, leader of a nation of bigots who didn’t recognise my genius”.

  247. 247
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Hunt has hit Guido with a super injuction or Guido is getting pissed :-)

  248. 248
    Down With Brown! says:

    If old Gordon Brown had had a farm all the animals would have been in rebellion and the farm would have gone bankrupt.

  249. 249

    Oh Do Fuck Off !
    Nothing constructive to sat
    piss off to Labour List !

  250. 250

    Oh Do Fuck Off !
    Nothing constructive to say
    piss off to Labour List !

  251. 251
    Mornington Crescent says:

    I would.

    Trouble is, I doubt she would.

  252. 252
    Down With Brown! says:

    Time to get the cross hairs out again?

  253. 253
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Nah , Just the gallows and a noose :-)

  254. 254
    Defacto says:

    2 Facts

    Blair was the best Tory the Labour party ever had and the Tory party never had.

    Until Labour face up to fact that Red Ed, Gordon Brown, Neil Kinnock and Michael Foot are all the unelectable same then Labour are unelectable.

  255. 255
    Anonymous says:

    Now THIS might be the answer to immigration increasing again…

    What goes around, comes around…

  256. 256
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Blair a Tory?

  257. 257
    You better believe it. That's why Godon hated him so much. says:

    Yep, more Tory than Socialist Liberal Dave and Conservative Liberal George.

  258. 258
    Kar Marr says:

    Just don’t do it. Thinking of Gordon can only lead to ruin.

    Turn your mind to more positive things, you will find that it is not a difficult.

  259. 259
  260. 260
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Increased spending, Expanison of the public sector, welfare dependcy, tax and spend? Thats pretty socailist to me plus all the anti freedom laws and the right to a fair trail.

  261. 261
    Mr Thicky says:

    Any more news about nurse Pilgrim? You cannot let it go away it is a big issue and we. the taxpayers are being taken for mugs.

  262. 262
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Operation Ore finally brings Mr Big to justice.

  263. 263
    misterned says:

    Also the Bin Laden in that video was right handed, whereas the FBI most wanted page states that Bin Laden was left handed.

    Also when the fuck in the last few years has Bin Laden been on every channel at the same time? In this newly released video, he was flicking through the channels and classic clips of Bin Laden were on every channel.

    not likely.

  264. 264
    genghiz the kahn says:

    It is very odd that Marr paid maintenance for such a long time to a woman he had screwed but not impregnated, hadn’t the all knowing wise one not heard of paternity tests?

    Perhaps one day the full story will emerge.

  265. 265
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Guido , Important news. I know you have soruces in and around fleet street but i came across this tweet from Frasier Nelson :

    frasernels Fleet St on Thatcher obit alert again. Hope another false alarm. 7 minutes ago · reply

  266. 266
    Raving Loon says:

    “Well, the nation has now had its say on electoral reform of a type, and has decisively flipped its thumbs down.”

    Flipped the bird more like.

  267. 267
    Laurie Penny hater says:

    I went to Oxford in the late 80s to read physics. This was long before Labour got into power and started with their social engineering bullshit. In those days, people got there (largely) on merit, and not because they satisfied some ethnicity, gender or religious quota.

    But I digress. The English students were always lazy fuckers. Only one or two lectures a week, then they read a few books, and if they could be arsed, wrote an essay or two, that they sometimes handed in to be graded.

    They had so much free time on their hands, that they could get involved in left wing political shite, such as that practiced by Ms Penny to this day. Perhaps if she’d done a proper subject, she might have been too busy to dabble in such naive and patronising bollocks.

    I don’t recall meeting many left wing scientists during my time there – the left wingers always did piss easy arts subjects.

  268. 268
    Anonymous says:

    Old macGordie had a leadership election
    Oh no he fucking didn’t

  269. 269
    HRH The Duke of Edinburgh says:

    About time this corrupt pervert and spy was arrested and put on trial. This country has gone to the f*cking dogs.

  270. 270
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    frasernels Fleet St on Thatcher obit alert again. Hope another false alarm. 15 minutes ago · reply ·

    Dont know how to make it come up in a white box tho……

    Dispatch the Guy News Team !!!!!!!! this is off the greatest importance.

  271. 271
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Shit. I really hope that’s a false alarm.

  272. 272
    MrAngry61 says:

    Baroness Thatcher doesn’t answer the door after her second Pan-galactic Gargle-Blaster of the evening…

  273. 273
    misterned says:

    Blair and Brown deserve the condemnation for setting in motion the destruction and break up of the UK (for solely personal political advantage) for giving away OUR collective sovereignty to the EU, for fucking up our economy for decades to come and for being war criminals.

  274. 274
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Hope this comes up in white background .

  275. 275
    Citizen GH says:

    Chris Hunt is a very silly man.

  276. 276
    Sod the Liblabcon says:

    So why exactly should Maggie Thatcher be accorded a state funeral?

    Just because the Tories have a ridiculous idolatry cult surrounding her, doesn’t mean the rest of us have to follow suit.

    The Tory party is not Britain, despite what deluded party tribalists like think.

    It’s time real patriots rejected all the establishment leaders and their toxic parties of traitors, carpetbaggers and internationalists.

  277. 277
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    When I think of McGoon I feel the urge to take a big dump.

  278. 278
    misterned says:

    He was never a tory. He PRETENDED to be a tory to steal tory votes. He was a fake rolex tory. He never really understood conservative philosophy and so became a vile caricature of what he thought a tory was.

  279. 279
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    The BBC will always fine someone to speak for Liebore, be it a beeboid or hack (Toilets, Sir Michael Shite, fat polly, etc.) but the BBC never seem to bother making the effort for the Tories.

  280. 280
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    It was probably Launa Dunkley or the lovely Sarah Jane Mee who really is a sperm receptacle.

  281. 281
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    The Looney left are at it again with OTT Bs.

  282. 282
    daguyaintgotnosensayuma says:

    Errm, I think it’s a joke, and actually not a bad one.

  283. 283
    Anonymous says:


  284. 284
    tell it like it really is says:

    Cato St you need to go off and do a little conspiring with the facts and take on board the words of Gollum “There’s no money left.”

  285. 285
    Hugh Janus says:

    You speak the truth BL!

  286. 286
    tell it like it really is says:

    If it’s Scottish blood then – it will have a high reading on the alcometer.

  287. 287
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    So, Ed Milli-bell-end issues a plea to Lib Dems that if they have the courage of their convictions, then they will leave the government.

    I guess that this means we can assume that Ed fully supported every single one of Brown’s policies during his pathetic and damaging tenure. Otherwise he’d be a hypocrite, and that can’t possibly be the case, can it?

    What a fucking one-nostrilled, gurning, bastard-fathering twat.

  288. 288
    Mark Oaten says:

    Naughty naughty!

  289. 289
    Court of Public Opinion says:

    Just ask what bloody religion they follow.

    If muzzie then they get their passport confiscated, of whatever country of issue and stuck on the next plane back – at their expense.

    Enough of the appeasement FFS.

  290. 290
    annette curton says:

    The only question anybody needs to ask Ed (Marr and Robinson take note, asif) is What are your policies?, about life the universe or anything.

  291. 291
    nell says:

    Don’t forget twatson and his mint humbug suit!! And aintbustinagutl who easily matches his out of control girth.

  292. 292
    Court of Public Opinion says:

    You fucking pansy guido.

  293. 293
    nell says:

    Not metropolitians Mr T – arrogant beebemployees who think we should have to put up with them and their badly behaved children whilst paying them £100,000’s a year to talk down to us on the news.

  294. 294
    fuck off you cunts says:

    “A UK Border Agency spokesman said: “These practices occurred 30 years ago and were clearly wrong. This government’s immigration policies reflect the UK’s legal responsibilities and respect immigrants’ human rights.””

    It would make me much happier if MY human rights not to have slum-dwelling dirty fucking anti-British immigrants foisted in my neighbourhood weren’t ignored.

    Fuck off the EU and the UK government.

    You will reap the whirlwind.

  295. 295
    Anonymous says:

    I don’t think the FAT FUCKER did anything other than stand down from that LIB DEM job in name anyway. He was still working for the dodgy Lib Dems, why anyone believed that tub of lard had given up his lib dem job i have no idea.

    He was still doing the same fucking job for the LIB DEM liars, probably being paid for it.

  296. 296
    nell says:

    OK. So militwit, in the last 48 hours, has :

    1) announced that he and justine are having a stag party at home, alone, together

    2) called on gordon to prevent the snp getting independence from scotland

    3) called on libdem ministers on the coalition to defect and join labour’s failing ranks.

    That’s filled his blank sheet of paper then!!

  297. 297
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    True say, blood. (I’m hoping that if I put it in “ethnic”, then the BBC might take note – shhhhhhhhhh!)

  298. 298
    Nicholas Cleggy says:

    To all those beardy weardy sandalistas in my party and pampered students in higher education:

    Just so that you all remember I was against making any promises about no further increases in student fees. It was the beardy weardies who made me sign the pledge!

  299. 299
    It was not me it was the other three says:

    Dear Lord before I sleep
    Let Lady Thatcher
    Who I owe my life to
    Out live the socialist misfits
    who want to dance on graves

  300. 300
    Vote YES to AV says:


  301. 301
    Primrose Hill Marxist says:

    I think that Lord Retard will die in a pit filled with his disgusting effusions, covered in bedsores no nurse can detect.

    It will be a delight to watch this fat twat perish, and unlike the Royal Wedding, it will take years,.The overweight shit probably needs more cloth than Miss Middleton to dress himself.

  302. 302
    Ed Miliband says:

    I really hope not…

  303. 303
    Pull Your Socks UP says:

    Knowing that, the Tories should get thier fingers out and make sure they have someone available. Lazy lumps.

  304. 304
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    I hope that when you re-read this in the morning, once the Stella has worn off, that you feel suitably ashamed.

    I doubt you will, however, so I shall therefore insult you.

    You are a cu’nt. Take another look at what you have written about another human. I hope you die of a painful blood clot, and your pitiful words echo through your ears as you do. May you also shit and piss yourself. With lots of wet fart-gurgling as your family watch.

    That’ll do for now.

  305. 305
    GDS says:

    Fair call. The Barnett Formula is Darien writ large that Scotland is, was and always will be a poxy, useless, failed nation state. :-)

  306. 306
    Anonymous says:

    No one does hateful intolerance as do the Left.
    No one does violence to those who oppose them quite like the left
    No one does hypocrisy as good as the Left
    No one talks a good game as well as the Left
    C UNTS!

  307. 307
    Anonymous says:

    He didn’t father the child, that’s why his name isn’t on the birth certificate. It’s fucking obvious when you think about it.

  308. 308
    Rufus T. Firefly says:

    What do you expect? He’s a typical socialist hypocrite

  309. 309
    Johanes Stevenson says:

    Het es en vos?

  310. 310
    Lady Henshinly Croft says:

    I do not!

  311. 311
    Lady Henshinly Croft says:

    That is racist against English students!

  312. 312
    David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    Time for a purge in wiping Lie Dems off the political map. It appears they do not have any values above their desire for power of government.

    Who would be stupid enough to enter a coalition setting out party policy that would not be compromised and then agree to put Lie Dem ministers in charge of the dept where they could not oppose their own policy?? Answer: Clegg and Cable on tuition fees. Political stupidity.

    Their desire for power of government overrode every other consideration. Including what their supporters might think. They got less of the vote at the last election and got hammered last week and they still do not care about their supporters. Political suicide.

    When is Laws to be investigated by the police? When is Clegg going to refer him for investigation?? Clegg was going to clean up politics- no more broken promises. When is Laws going to be referred??

    Clegg, time to find a numpty EU job, you are out of your depth.

  313. 313
    Titford Hat says:

    Why is it acceptable for anyone to be as fat as this porky pie-eater?

  314. 314
    jgm2 says:

    From that quote the bloke sounds like a total c*unt but his wiki entry suggests he’s a fan of PR and an elected HoL.

    I guess now we know what he means by ‘elected’ though. An ‘election’ guaranteed to give the ‘right’ result.

    Shame. Finding it hard to dislike a bloke who is obviously such a decent cricketer but it seems his inner c*unt is too strong to control.

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