Lord Rennard, Professional Money-Grubber
Congratulations are surely in order now Lord Rennard has a new job as an international fundraising consultant. His experience facilitating donations from international business elites, such as for example convicted fraudster Michael Brown, is no doubt the kind of sterling experience that secured this sinecure. Although he forgets to mention that most of the money raised for the 2010 general election was during the year after he was sacked:
“He was the Chief Executive of the Liberal Democrats from 2003 to 2009 during which time he was in charge of election campaigns, organisation and fundraising and personally headed the high net worth donor fundraising programme. Under his direction over six million pounds was raised for the 2010 general election campaign”
Taking personal responsibility for the money raised by colleague Lord Clement Jones, the Party Treasurer, and his team has further endeared him to LibDem colleagues. It doesn’t look as though he will have many junior staff to worry about, the company appears to have only one female trainee for 23 consultants and associates. She might then find herself pulled in too many other directions to service the needs of Lord Rennard. Still happy days… particularly given his very recent retirement on ill health grounds…
he could use interns surely?
Is your Anna coming out to play ?
Lord Rennard sure looks foxy.
That fine tuned bod, those secksy glasses.
Phwoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
What a guy
To all those beardy weardy sandalistas in my party and pampered students in higher education:
Just so that you all remember I was against making any promises about no further increases in student fees. It was the beardy weardies who made me sign the pledge!
Time for a purge in wiping Lie Dems off the political map. It appears they do not have any values above their desire for power of government.
Who would be stupid enough to enter a coalition setting out party policy that would not be compromised and then agree to put Lie Dem ministers in charge of the dept where they could not oppose their own policy?? Answer: Clegg and Cable on tuition fees. Political stupidity.
Their desire for power of government overrode every other consideration. Including what their supporters might think. They got less of the vote at the last election and got hammered last week and they still do not care about their supporters. Political suicide.
When is Laws to be investigated by the police? When is Clegg going to refer him for investigation?? Clegg was going to clean up politics- no more broken promises. When is Laws going to be referred??
Clegg, time to find a numpty EU job, you are out of your depth.
Het es en vos?
Are we to imply that it’s a shadow copany?
See me afterwards.
infer
He looks like a bit of a bandit
“board member of “Action on Smoking and Health.”
Say no more.
Someone should really stay away from those pies. I’d be gutted if a fucking sea lion developed diabetes or impotence. I feel very sorry for twunts who can’t control their woolly-mammoth style appetite for cheap, greasy scran – but in no way am I suggesting that Lord Gusset is one of them.
The ample folds under his huge moobs might harbour countless microorganisms. They could feast greedily on the bounteous sweat and effusions that the noble Lord allegedly produces. I am just guessing at this, but I think that he smells a bit.
Smell is a very subjective sense. I wonder what he smells like.
B-b-but – but he is looking after the nation’s health by trying to marginalise and persecute those howwible smokers who killed Roy Castle…
Fascist c’unt – hope he spontaneously combusts, being mostly made of tallow the bugger should burn for hours.
Another do as I say not as I do hypocrite.
Just take a look at him – he has clearly had his snout deep in the trough for a very long time. Not to mention the fraudulent element to his claims.
Who in the metropolitan liberal elite ever gets the public flogging 99% of them deserve? After fucking up the last general election and allegedly being fired for it, who is still the chair of the United Kingdom Electoral Commission? Come on down Jenny Watson, you bloated left-wing sack of public sector incompetence, you.
But someone has to protect the labour party from fairness, equality and the electorate.
We need to get these lefty fascists out of any position of influence or power. They are even openly admitting that the electoral system should have been rigged even further to keep labour in power regardless of elections.
Just see May 7th Quote of the day. “Graham Allen MP told Laura Kuennsberg:
“It was a very good result under the rules, but the labour government should have changed the rules so that we would never have been out of power, regardless of a general election result”
Labour = fascists!
If it was a tory saying that sort of thing, the BBC would be apoplectic!
From that quote the bloke sounds like a total c*unt but his wiki entry suggests he’s a fan of PR and an elected HoL.
I guess now we know what he means by ‘elected’ though. An ‘election’ guaranteed to give the ‘right’ result.
Shame. Finding it hard to dislike a bloke who is obviously such a decent cricketer but it seems his inner c*unt is too strong to control.
he looks like he’d take a long couple of hours in the oven.
Pain in the coont to gut too!
What a fat fuck.
Looks like Twatson’s LibDem alter ego, I thought
More like Eric Pickles afterbirth.
Just done a jobbin in my diaper, it feels nice and warm, mummy will change it when it goes cold.
Thats a lot of fizzy gravy
Nice to see the fat fuckers health has bucked up after being allowed to keep all the money he stole off us
He should be fucking brilliant at fund raising !
As he has raised his own funds by tens of thousands of pounds at our expence
Another one back at the trough by the back door !
Fat Bastard
Think your 150m estimate is far too generous tbh.
Generous as in too low rather than too high.
I think that Lord Retard will die in a pit filled with his disgusting effusions, covered in bedsores no nurse can detect.
It will be a delight to watch this fat twat perish, and unlike the Royal Wedding, it will take years,.The overweight shit probably needs more cloth than Miss Middleton to dress himself.
The next leader of the labour party is yet again on the telly spouting his shite
“The labour vote only went down very slightly in Scotland !
Yes of course it did you twat !
Andy Burnhim
Laurie Penny on R5L 10.24am, spewing forth her vacuous, leftist shyte
She’s just said ‘people dont care about the level of public spending’, people who contribute to the nation’s taxes do, you fucking mong
Ms Penny has some extremely valid arguments to make about the exploitation of the workers
She has first hand experience of exploiting workers, so we very much appreciate her contribution
Also, the investors who lend a Country the money for that self-same public spending, have a nasty habit of turning around saying, ‘No, we won’t lend you any more money for 10 years at 3.5%. Now you’ve got to pay 10% ‘…..
Take some more cash for public spending off the money trees I planted in the Downing Street gardens.
Strange, even I couldn’t find them.
My Top 5 BBC Worldview myths shattered by the referendum+ elections:
1. There is a progressive majority in the UK.
2. The cuts are massively unpopular.
3. British voters understand that governing in coalition requires frequent idealogical and manifesto err.. compromises. They’re ok about this because they prefer government by “consensus”.
4. Core LibDem policies on constitutional change, higher taxes, windmills, europe and business are generally popular.
5. Labour is fighting back under their dynamic new leadership.
Now the leftie mongs are saying that because poor old Cleggie got debagged and radished by the electorate the Tories should give his party more say on policy. Eh? Votes down, power up?
I laughed so hard I nearly shat.
+1
Good summary of Beeboid ideology.
Agreed, how the fuck does being anally ramraided by the electorate give the lib-dems MORE right to dictate policy?
The tories should tell the lib dems that the message from the electorate to the lib-dems is to shut the fuck up and do as they are told by the senior coalition partner.
Im glad the Tories declined to appear in that debate with the ludicrous Penny
The appalling state education system is a boon to these self appointed class warriors, people are simply to stupid to measure her diatribe against her background.
If you told the average R5L listener she was attempting to exploit a female worker, they would reply…’s'all toree lies innit!!’
Fucking beautiful, Laurie Penny just eviscerated by someone called Toby on R5L
He asked her how are you going to suffer under these cuts?
No answer came the stern reply..a spot of thinking then she retorted with ‘dont make this personal!’
Toby Young it was, I think – I’d left the radio on R5L because I was listening to the F1 qualifying yesterday, and caught the end bit where the silly bint was trying to claim that she was going to pay more tax on an income of 16K next year than this.
Obviously her fags and booze had gone up – the stupid little tart.
And trying to compare the current crop of protesters to the Chartists? Give us a break, love – you’ll be saying Eddie Izzard is a modern day Rebecca rioter next!
Still, Toby did get in a plug for the Rally Against Debt next Saturday – so it wasn’t all bad…
She must have been lying about the £16k, she lies about everything else
Brainless retarded twunts often do.
Laurie Penny is a stupid little girl who should be playing with her dollies.
Just looked at her Wiki page – she went to a private school and then Oxford, so is well placed to patronise the working classes.
And given that she writes for the New Statesman and the Grauniad, perhaps her reported income is only 16K – but I bet there’s an offshore account with more than that in it…
I do not!
It’s only in the last few months that Ms. Penny has become known to most of us non Labour party followers. Since having seen her on tv, and been most unimpressed, and having read some of her infantile, ‘it’s so unfair’ articles in that Stateman rag, I read her wikipedia entry and was astonished to find that she’d been to Oxford, or was it Cambridge ? Do our esteemed ancient universities let low grade types like her in now ,then ? To quote Jeeves, she is mentally quite negligible, but I suppose the Stateman thiks she brings in the yoof readership.
She did English at Wadham, Oxford – I don’t think you have to be terribly bright to do an English degree at either uni.
She also went to private school, the hypocritical little slag.
I went to Oxford in the late 80s to read physics. This was long before Labour got into power and started with their social engineering bullshit. In those days, people got there (largely) on merit, and not because they satisfied some ethnicity, gender or religious quota.
But I digress. The English students were always lazy fuckers. Only one or two lectures a week, then they read a few books, and if they could be arsed, wrote an essay or two, that they sometimes handed in to be graded.
They had so much free time on their hands, that they could get involved in left wing political shite, such as that practiced by Ms Penny to this day. Perhaps if she’d done a proper subject, she might have been too busy to dabble in such naive and patronising bollocks.
I don’t recall meeting many left wing scientists during my time there – the left wingers always did piss easy arts subjects.
That is racist against English students!
Interesting how the beeboids are having to big up the snp, rather than face reality and call it an epic labour fail ! Every piece on R4 seems to end with some luvvie from off stage shouting ‘labour did well in England’!
It appears the fish is taking a good look at BBC Scotland and is going to “modernise” it to make it “suitable” for a modern Scotland, so BBC Scotland studio toilets must be full of Scottish hangers on and luvvies wondering if their ring fenced jobs will be on the line.
I wonder which constituency will be favoured by the ‘modernisation’?
I’d laugh my cock off if they moved all the staff to Kirkcaldy…
modded
Yes, isn’t it lovely to watch their narrative fall apart? I recall Crick on Newsnight predicting -600 seats for the Tories….
Ahem, enough about the right – now let’s go over to Cardiff where Betsan Powys has some stunning news for Labour…
I’m very impressed by the picture quality on the American broadcasts of my videos.
Labour did do well in England. But they did effing badly in Scotland and that’s what’s going to stop them ever getting a parliamentary majority again.
But will it solve the West Lothian problem?
They did well in that they increased their numbers, but come on, it wasn’t the resounding message of disdain for the Tories and what they’ve been doing that Labour and their assorted useful idiots predicted.
From the pictures so far published, this deceased terrorist millionaire was living in a right shit-hole of a house.
It just goes to show that mussy bastards are sub-human peasants who live in pig-sties.
I thought the pictures were very like some places you see in this country now, but then they would do wouldn’t they.
Steady on now Sir, hearts and minds, hearts and minds…
Analysis on the image with a comparison with a previous image of Bin Laden from a History Channel documentary clearly show a significant difference in the shape of the ears between the two men.
Ear shape is a unique as fingerprints and ear shape does not change much in adulthood.
The only conclusion is that either the History Channel documentary did not have the actual Bin Laden in it, or the old man in the recently released image is not Bin Laden.
Either way, this latest video shows that the 2007 video release by Bin Laden showed a version who dyes his beard and hair. Something unthinkable to a real fanatical Muslim
I’m not so sure about the non-dying of hair and beard – it’s quite common for imams to use henna to give their beards a reddish tinge, as apparently their p-do prophet was a ginger.
No idea about the ears – and I tend to take the History Channel with a pinch of salt anyway.
Also the Bin Laden in that video was right handed, whereas the FBI most wanted page states that Bin Laden was left handed.
Also when the fuck in the last few years has Bin Laden been on every channel at the same time? In this newly released video, he was flicking through the channels and classic clips of Bin Laden were on every channel.
not likely.
CENSORSHIP
too late for that vote now, isn’t it?
He has a mouth on him like a Beirut streetwalker’ s Grower.
Here is another money scandal.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danielhannan/100086898/ignored-by-the-british-media-greece-is-defaulting-at-the-very-moment-that-we-are-sending-4-2-to-portugal/
If our politicians are not careful, all their plans for rescuing our economy are going to be destroyed by Europe’s demands for bail out money which will never be paid back, never be seen again.
Now that the Liberals have been thrashed in an election, it is clear that there is no support whatever for their pro Europe stance, which is based solely on ensuring Clegg has lucrative employment after the death of the coalition.
bailout normally means taxpayers money being used to fund the politically connected malinvestors.
In this case, the bailout resembles a basket case who should declare themselves b-rupt instead going to their idiot neighbours and borrowing their already overstretched credit cards.
Why are we committed to help out here? Ask Jonah – he signed us up to this, despite us not being in the Euromorass.
In their desperation to kick the can down the road and pretend that the Euro hasn’t bankrupted the peripheral states the Eurocrats are poring over standard CDS documentation to come up with a greek debt restructuring that doesn’t constitute a default event trigger.
So expect a lower interest rate, a longer maturity profile and a commensurately larger principal amount to repay. That’s right: the size of the UK’s greek loan will grow (+40%?), we’ll be paid less interest for it and won’t see the money back for longer.
The UK may get a new lien on some shonky greek national asset. Lest anyone should mistakenly think that taking collateral for our loans to greece changes the credit picture, I invite you to imagine Cameron sending in the bailiffs to take control of say, Hellenic Railways or PPC when the workshy tax-dodging ouzo swillers eventually default. It won’t happen.
Watch while the greeks now play debtor’s russian roulette and force the EU to fork out your money to keep them in the Euro. This might even oblige the BBC to notice what’s going on. Oops – no sorry, first lets go right over to Betsan Powys for more news on Labour’s triumph in Wales…
Join with me in celebrating Europe Day tomorrow.
I will celebrate by selling Eur into USD. Might as well get my money back from Europe that way.
Meanwhile; in other news, an Irish Economic expert raises the possibility of Irish Bankr*ptcy, trashes the ECB and the Irish negotiators and blames Tim Geithner for intervening to ensure that the Banks interests were put before any one elses, (including the whole of the Irish people.)
http://www.independent.ie/national-news/we-must-shake-off-the-ecb-loan-sharks-2640805.html
Beirut streetwalker’ s Grower
What’s that?
Had me puzzled for a moment, but based on limited personal experience there – in between bouts of them shelling each other shitless, I suspect he meant ‘growler’ , as in caroline flint , of ‘Thetford Forest’ renown.
I searched the web for “caroline flint thetford forest” and now I feel unwell.
With hips like that and a full bush I might even forgive her politics…
I think he meant “Growler”
or Clacker, Grumble ,Tommy, Muff, laughing danny ,box, c*nt ,fish mitten,piss flaps,fanny ,toupence ,minge ,front bottom,mary,beaver ,camel toe,snatch ,beef curtains ,bearded clam,furry cup, gash, if you get my drift !
Just about… it’s your commas that are drifting though!
Oh Do Fuck Off !
Nothing constructive to sat
piss off to Labour List !
Oh Do Fuck Off !
Nothing constructive to say
piss off to Labour List !
Same MO as the old lags we have in here TBH.
You British bastards, kneel to the east tomorrow and join me in celebrating Europe Day and my premiership.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/8500864/Coalition-is-divided-over-flying-the-European-Union-flag.html
Nice to see the possibility of Greek default highlighted, as well as a quotation from Redwood.
Modded for a comment about Europe???
FFS Guido, man up!
‘He is reported to have claimed over £40,000 for a second home when he owned a flat near Westminster… Mr Clegg said Lord Rennard would be “sorely missed”.’
Clegg, that beacon of probity.
This is super.
Unf**kin’believable – Simon Hoon being encouraged on bbc (where else) to pontificate that all Coalition policies to attempt to drag the country out of the mire will now be altered. FFS can’t he accept reality, the country has seen now what gutless, whingeing, unrealistic, simplistic, talkers not doers these Libdems are. Let’s have the iron hand in the iron glove Dave, no more pandering.
The BBC are the ones in denial
Correction ‘tell it like it really is’ – you mean ‘all Coalition policies to attempt to drag the country further into the mire’. What the bankers began and Labour assisted in, the Coalition will finish.
Whereas the people who borrowed money from the banks and then didn’t pay it back had nothing to do with it….
The bankers wouldn’t have got their bonuses without the fools borrowing.
Cato St you need to go off and do a little conspiring with the facts and take on board the words of Gollum “There’s no money left.”
“he does drive a bit like a maniac”
“I am aware that he pressurised people to take his driving licence penalty points”
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/huhne-hit-by-wifes-claims-over-speeding-offence-2281009.html
What a Hunt
I would sue but I haven’t got the time. I’m too busy trying to oust Clegg
Just ignore it all Chris. Like me they are out to get you. We can both sit back and rely on our laurels – honesty, integrity, intellect, sexual probity and decency. By the way are you still interested in that villa in Spain, one of my boys in Portsmouth offerred you? He gave me one and I am very satisfied with it, especially when I can get away from the wife and go there with one of my Interns. Must go, got to have my hair backcombed, Katya is on a secret visit.
The Mail had a delicious titbit on the Holy Huhne. Speaking of how the narcissitic little shitbag broke the news of his affair to the mother of his three kids and his wife of 20+ yrs:
‘She only had a few minutes to learn about the affair. Straight after announcing it, he went off to the gym.’
Oi! Fawkes, get on top of these twats!
http://www.v3.co.uk/v3-uk/news/2068985/press-complaints-commission-set-regulate-journalists-twitter-feeds
Arthur Haynes (Comedian)……………………………fail.
He was NEVER funny.
Not funny? You haven’t seen him shaving Clegg?
Frooom Norwich, it’s the Quiz of the Weeek !!!
He was funny!
Whilst on the subject of really funny comedians, i’m sure that readers of, and contributors to, this site wolud like to join me in wishing Marcus Brigstoke, peerless comic genius, a very happy birthday and concur with me that we can’t wait to see the next venture from this contemporary Voltaire.
May I suggest a live comedic event where the smug bastard hangs himself and we all laugh uproariously?
Working title: Ce qui plait aux Anglais.
Radio 5 was a hoot this morning. A totally Tory free zone, the pathetic ‘excuse’ the BBC used was “we asked for a cabinet Minister and n one was available”
So why didn’t the BBC ask around for someone to speak on behalf of the Tories then? They always find SOMEONE to speak on behalf of the Socialists.
The BBC are in total denial. Tony Livesey was a joke, a majority of the population think the cuts are right or not hard enough and the vast majority of people rejected AV because the smug left thought there is a so called progressive left majority in the UK.
There might be a load of left wing nutters in Scotland, Wales and Liverpool, but in middle England the only lefties are the BBC lot and well paid Guardian hacks like Polly
‘So why didn’t the BBC ask around for someone to speak on behalf of the Tories then? They always find SOMEONE to speak on behalf of the Socialists.’
More to the point is why did the Tories put up someone to speak? That’s one of the things we pay ministers for – to answer questions. It’s an old trick Labour used to play – don’t put anyone up to speak and then complain about bias.
The difference is, Labour did not need to put someone up, as the BBC always reported their side anyway, whether labour were there or not.
The BBC will always fine someone to speak for Liebore, be it a beeboid or hack (Toilets, Sir Michael Shite, fat polly, etc.) but the BBC never seem to bother making the effort for the Tories.
Knowing that, the Tories should get thier fingers out and make sure they have someone available. Lazy lumps.
Why is there an ugly small boy being interviewed on the Politics show right now?
Ha ha, John the drunk Sopel just suggested that Gordon Brown be brought out to fight the no to independence campaign, YES PLEASE that really would get rid of Scotland.
Baroness Ashton puts Europe and Britain on collision course over call to give Brussels a seat on UN Security Council
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1384636/Baroness-Ashton-puts-Europe-Britain-collision-course-Brussels-seat-UN-Security-Council.html
Warning the article contains an image right at the start that WILL cause severe shock and offence.
This fucking bitch needs to be hung for treason
Why is the bint still in place? Surely there’s some mechanism for removing her and replacing her with someone who has intelligence, experience, wit and charm?
Maybe Dan Hannan would like the job?
The removal mechanism could be agun!
BREAKING NEWS EXCLUSIVE !!!
The boy Cooper is one The Politics Show – check out the mens black brouge shoes she is wearing along with black socks.
I always knew she was a boy !
It’s the only way she can get Ed hard – takes him back to his Nottingham High School (private, of course) days when he’d take a sprog or two from behind in the choir stalls.
Porcine in every respect.
Pixie cun’t Yvette Cooper just asked by cu’nt Sopel ‘would Gordon Brown be the best person to take on Alex Salmond and the SNP?
‘Well i dont know what Gordon’s plans are, he of course did great things in the financial crisis, but I think he wishes to carry on his work at Westminster’
Cuuuuuuuuu’uuuunt
Carry on his work in westminster.
How many fucking times has he dared show his one eyed ugly mug since he left our crippled country.
joolz
He’s been seen in the Commons canteen wearing a homburg of all things.
Oy vay!
Has he converted, perchance? Maybe he is planning to play Shylock in the new production of “The Moron of Kirkcaldy”?
If it’s Scottish blood then – it will have a high reading on the alcometer.
Bit I WANT independence for Scotland !!
I want to be President of Scotland with special responsibilities for Fiscal Prudence and Financial Stability.
Déjà vu, Bonny Prince Charley after another disastrous campaign has retreated past Carlisle again.
Can’t we give him the Bin Laden treatment?
We could then sing a few choruses of “My Bonnie lies under the ocean”
He’d get spat out by a whale, they don’t call him Jonah for nothing.
Bonnie Prince Charlie led a Catholic uprising against the Protestant British State. He was eventually defeated at Culloden by British Army comprised of mainly Scots Protestants.
Congratulations – didn’t know Scots could use Wikipedia.
Mind you, pretty soon afterwards, the Scots lost their collective kilts over Darien and had to join the Union so the English could bail them out, a situation which still sadly obtains.
Fair call. The Barnett Formula is Darien writ large that Scotland is, was and always will be a poxy, useless, failed nation state.
Guido, please stop using sarcasm:
“Congratulations are surely in order …”.
“His experience … is no doubt the kind of sterling experience”.
Not only is sarcasm the second lowest form of humour, but given the number of typos in your recent articles, long-term readers like myself are never clear when you are being genuine and when you are being sarcastic.
The lowest form of humour is rejoicing about someone’s ill health.
“Still happy days… particularly given his very recent retirement on ill health grounds…”
I will dance on Gordon Brown’s grave when he does himself in.
You may regret that if he is buried at sea.
Not if he’s a SCUBA diver
And I will join you ‘Tough’.
Ill health, retirement then new job as international fund raising consultant. Spot the dichotomy?.
I saw Lembit Opik in the west end last night with his latest blonde airhead arm candy.
I thought it was only the BBC that did repeats.
Apparently he has a 12 inch tongue and can breathe through his ears.
If he wants to look like a sad old man chasing bimbos, good luck to him!
That’s no way to describe your husband Sally
Ha, but the females of the species are dull Brown birds.
Typical Labourite, country house weekend, whilst the idiots who vote for Liebore according to the same Labourites are living in poverty.
Too right, just can’t get the domestic help these days.
Surely the ‘pea-’ is superfluous…?
A country house? Only the Kinnocks could affford something that grand surely? And all done on socialist principles of equality for all.
lefty toff bastards, they hate the poor don’t they. fucking hypocrites.
If your available Sally !
I’d like to dump my stuff !
You would think according to AlJaBeeb the limpdems had lost a the General election, they seem to be getting an awful lot of airtime crying how they had been hard done by the child eating Tories, the Electorit doesn’t want or need you and has kicked you out you tossers
Stella Creasey on The Politics Show gives me the horn. If she was Labour leader, their vote would go up.
You could pick almost anyone but MiliE to lead Labour and their vote would go up – OK, maybe not any of the current Opposition Front Bench, but imagine Nandy’s Norks opposite Dave at PMQs…
Lisa Nandy getting her baps out every week would make me vote Labour. Maybe. A tit wank from her would definitely make me vote Labour. But I’d want the tit wank first before I vote. Can’t trust Labour to keep promises.
If you really think that Nandy is a looker, you need to get out more – there’s far more to being attractive than having a reasonable sized pair of tits and an open blouse.
Is there? what?
Ruff, ruff, ruff
If that was the one on towards the end of the programme then I think you need a new pair of specs maybe the bottom of a couple of pint glasses as the lenses, but then each to their own tastes.
Tim Donovan seems an untypical bbc chap on The Politics Show. He’s telling Stella Labour didn’t do that well which she bristled at.
Excellent stuff from Old Holborn (and others):
http://www.oldholborn.net/2011/05/beware-starving-beast-lashes-out.html
The most disturbing bit is in the comments – a link to where Eastleigh Council have lost their list of ‘potentially violent clients’ – i.e. a list of individuals’ criminal and mental health records that the council keeps so that their poor little lambs can go twos-up to houses where the occupants mightn’t take kindly to state interference.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-13199807
My council has one of these lists too, and I’m on it
Yes – and make sure you read the article highlighted therein about the Irish economy )or what is left of it!)
Loving that clip of a pathetic frail and hunched Bin Laden watching himself on TV. Millions of stupid muslims around the world will suddenly see their hero for the useless old c unt he was.
Ah – watching telly, eh? Bet he hadn’t paid his Telly Tax – he was eliminated on the orders of the BBC’s Authorised Thugs, not the President of the U.S. of A.
Ha. That’ll teach these terrorists that not paying their telly tax is evil in the eyes of the Great God Aljabeeba…
Lorna Dunkley on Sky news is hot. There’s something I’d like to dunk in her.
A Hob Knob?
They go all soft and wet.
Speak for yourself
You’re supposed to get your oats, not give them…
A politicon bending the truth? Well i never
Thanks for the late stats as well Guido .
Seems the Mail is unable to stop airing it’s obsession with the actor Hugh Bonneville; another rather pointless article in today’s paper , which even refers to him as the thespian equivalent of Ryan Giggs !!
I bet Giggsy doesn’t like a dildo up his arse though
Dunno – has anyone asked Imogen?
Lord Reynard wins the Ernest Saunders Award for spontaneous recovery from a serious illness by the terminally guilty.
He becomes the first winner of the new trophy, the original having awarded to Abdelbaset al-Megrahi for life.
On the whole, I’d rather be in Scotland
Andrew Marr has a nerve to continue with his programme.
True, but then the programme wouldn’t be able to continue if our fucking vain politicians grew a set of principles and refused to be interviewed by such a rank hypocritical HUHNE.
Bird of a feather flock together
It is very odd that Marr paid maintenance for such a long time to a woman he had screwed but not impregnated, hadn’t the all knowing wise one not heard of paternity tests?
Perhaps one day the full story will emerge.
I really hope not…
What do you expect? He’s a typical socialist hypocrite
Anyone know the name of the babe presenting Sky News right now?
What the one with the dark hair and glasses? That’s Paula Middlehurst
No, the one who was on before, a blonde stunner. Though Paula M is hot too.
It was probably Launa Dunkley or the lovely Sarah Jane Mee who really is a sperm receptacle.
Oh just Hang him!
“We demand you withdraw all your troops from islamic countries or you will face doom and… uh… you will face… oh fuck, I forgot my lines! Ha ha ha! Sorry! Sorry! That’s one for the gag reel on the DVD special features!”
The CIA are hoping to cash in by releasing The Bin Laden “Anthology” featuring unreleased speeches, alternative takes and bloopers!
Surely you are wrong about this Guido. A Lib Dem wouldn’t do anything remotely like that. They are all honest, upright, faithful, loyal, modest and caring individuals. Ask Paddy Ashdown and Chris Huhne.
vincecable, rennard, hancock……
I feel sorry for cleggie. He’s a decent human being trying to lead a party made up of bumbling idiots and fools.
Don’t. He wanted the job.
Feel sorry for the people of the UK who thought Cameron was a Conservative instead!
You speak the truth BL!
Ask their bank managers
What was the name of the LibDem arse bandit that had to resign after claiming 40K in rent from his
rentboy friend?Riddled with perverts since Jeremy Thorpe and probably earlier – at least Lloyd George confined himself to shagging anything with the correct number of holes…
David Laws.
Ah – so he’s an ‘out’ Laws now?
Have to watch him Robin Hood – here comes Battyman…
its a shame tho, He did seem to know what he was doing in his department, One of the more compatant minsters.
Laws certainly impressed me Billy [sorry for being so familiar your Lordship]. I honestly thought he would do well……..oh well, back to the old drawing board!
No worries Rats
Don’t forget me
Political funding to get the answers you want:-
http://f2cscotland.blogspot.com/2011/04/counting-costs-of-tobacco-control.html
http://f2cscotland.blogspot.com/2011/04/more-on-ash-scotlands-alliances.html
http://f2cscotland.blogspot.com/2011/04/work-together-says-scottish-coalition.html
Get well soon Baroness Thatcher.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1384752/Margaret-Thatchers-friends-growing-increasingly-worried-frailty.html
So what!
State funeral, when the sad day comes.
State Funerals are reserved for the monarch but can, by order of the reigning monarch be granted to individuals of national importance, which indeed she has done for Mrs T.
We can be absolutely certain that Her Maj will not be granting the same honour to bliar and gordon!!
State fucking funeral?
Fuck that!
A State funeral for Osama.
Why? What’s wrong with giving a State funeral to the last real PM this country had?
If any of the others had done a decent job and not sold us down the river, we might think they deserved a State funeral too, but Blair and Brown are traitors, and Major was just too nondescript…
From the same stable of people that think Winston Churchill was a C*nt for getting a result.
God bless Mrs T XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Aye, bless her, the wizened hag hasn’t long left now thankfully. I hope they burn the witch rather than pollute the soil with her foul body.
You are a feckin nasty foul mouthed b@stard ‘Voice. Typical Leiber voter.
Would never get the blue brigade on here saying nasty things about Brown now would you?
Fucking hypocrites!
Well par for the course really if your gonna blame Thatcher for everything nearly 30 years later then why shouldn’t others go for the low blows?
Blair and Brown deserve the condemnation for setting in motion the destruction and break up of the UK (for solely personal political advantage) for giving away OUR collective sovereignty to the EU, for fucking up our economy for decades to come and for being war criminals.
The fact that he has been given a peerage goes against him for a start. Looking at him, he comes across as a real trougher, and now he’s been pensioned off, he’ll be a very rich trougher.
Hang the lot of ‘em!
Pay me my £600,000. Because I’m worth it.
No you’re not.
Bet it’s not on PAYE you grabbing jug eared philandering hypocrite – I wonder what fun the nation could have with your tax records.
Yes, that’s £12,000 per week. Give or take. Because I’m worth it, damn you!
He lloks like the kind of gentleman who would not dare take his computer to PC World to get repaired given the ‘tech experts’ proclivities for searching peoples hard drives for err… questionable material.
I wouldn’t take my computer to PC World on the other hand as I can fucking fix it myself thank you very much. Which is convenient.
When Baroness Thatcher passes from this planet she should be awarded a state funeral.
When Tony Blair passes from this planet he should be awared the same fate as Bin Laden.
When Gordon Brown passes from this planet it should be after he has been hung.
Brown should be fed into meat grinder feet first. Alive
It’s ‘hanged’ not ‘hung’. And hanged should be what happens to the hag Thatcher before she becomes a pollutant of the soil. State funeral for fuck’s sake you clown!
Surely it would be better to hang all these people before they make most of their mistakes, not years afterwards?
We should hang Cameron before he gives any more money away to the EU/foreign aid, and hang Miliband before he gets the chance to giveany money away to the EU/foreign aid. I doubt he’ll ever get the chance, but let’s not take the risk.
VOICE IS A COMPLETE AND UTTER K U N T
Sounds very fair and reasonable to me.
So why exactly should Maggie Thatcher be accorded a state funeral?
Just because the Tories have a ridiculous idolatry cult surrounding her, doesn’t mean the rest of us have to follow suit.
The Tory party is not Britain, despite what deluded party tribalists like think.
It’s time real patriots rejected all the establishment leaders and their toxic parties of traitors, carpetbaggers and internationalists.
Cooee!
Also in today’s Mail ( the rag is quite interesting today, in a not very pleasant way) an article about Mishal Husain, the BBC’s M*sl*m glamourpuss. Apparently some indigenous person in her local Waitrose ( naturally, for a BBC person) rebuked her children for being obnoxious,or too dark, or bowing towards the east, so the liberal M*sl*m summoned the shop manager and demanded that he castrate, or whatever, the said offender. Pipe down you pompous bint; you may be easy on the eye, etc, but you’re still an interloper. What’s the world coming to when the M*sl*ms can’t be reminded that they are not Christian, and (some) have a tendency to want to blow some of us up.
She’s just another of these awful hag female beeboids.
“(some) have a tendency to want to blow some of us up.”
Well, in fairness, who doesn’t?
Yes, I saw that. She herself likes to remind anyone who will listen (and those of us who won’t) that she’s a Muzzie, yet cries “Wayyycist” when anyone else does.
Also, uses her Twatter account called “MishalHusseinBBC” for a private matter.
Stupid double standardising bint.
Still, I’m coming up to a year now without a TV licence – glad I don’t fund such a cesspit.
When will the muzzies get it through their inbred heads that Is lamb is not a race? There should be no protection for it at all.
(PS: 11 years sans license – nearly 12
)
The Swiss Cottage Waitrose is crammed with vibrant, leftie shoppers, with a street-theatre of drunks and vagrants outside the front entrance.
I’ve often felt like telling overwrought parents & obnoxious children to STFU.
Personally I don’t think there was any racist connotations intended…the elderly gent just told Hussain to keep her kids under control(act like PROPER english children ..his generation see nothing untoward in that phraseology and had he said it to white kids it would never have been blown up out of all proportion) and stop annoying other shoppers.. she and husband chose to take it as a racist attack..stupid woman
I didn’t know Waitrose sold goat – maybe she should take her tribe shopping somewhere more anonymous, like Shoreditch?
Anyway – the use of ‘tribe’ to describe numerous young children of any colour was common when I was a lad, so perhaps the bint’s being oversensitive.
I think actually the real issue was the naughty , undisciplined behaviour of her children and the disregard of their parents, both of whom were present and who did nothing to make them behave.
But then she’s a beeb employee , living in £3/4million london home, so we can guess how much of our money she is being overpaid .
No doubt, like marr, in her arrogance, she does not see why she or her children should observe the norms of behaviour that the rest of us do.
At Times Waitrose is full of badly behaved middle class children and their mummies and daddies who are content to let them run wild up and down the aisles. I find a well placed foot followed by a a loud sorry as little Tristam bangs his head in the tiles satisfying
Whose idea was it to introduce those little kiddies’ shopping trolleys?
As if people’s kids aren’t bad enough in a supermarket, Waitrose go and arm the little bastards with wheeled projectiles. A little brat got me in the knee with one a while ago, fortunately its dad saw and throttled the little shit.
How can a fat ugly twat like Rennard be happy? I bet he’d give his fortune to be slim, fit and good looking. Obese, rolly-necked money grabber – a prime example of how money corrupts.
You rang ??
Don’t forget twatson and his mint humbug suit!! And aintbustinagutl who easily matches his out of control girth.
I think “Sloth” is more apt for the fat bastard….
Pushing it a bit with that 10 minute video, but noticed track 7 was “Poor Will And The Jolly Hangman”.
Still a great track, even if post Sandy Denny…
Here is a nomination for “Quote of the Day” Courtesy of Will Heaven.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/willheaven/100086910/another-quiet-and-lonely-day-on-planet-guardian/
The Guardian writes;
“No one ever claimed that Guardian readers were representative of the wider population, but compare the referendum result with the views you expressed in our own survey a couple of years ago, and you could be forgiven for thinking that planet Guardian exists in an entirely different universe.”
“Well, the nation has now had its say on electoral reform of a type, and has decisively flipped its thumbs down.”
Flipped the bird more like.
Meanwhile…Dave has other matters to worry about
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-13326275
But but but! If I cut fuel duty, I won’t be able to afford to give awayl £11,000,000,000 every year in foreign aid!
Cut foreign aid or reduce your taxes? That’s a no-brainer; let’s buy Pah kiss tan more warships!
Toodle pip!
Old Mc Gordy had a job,
E-I-E-I-O
And in that job he was a twat,
E-I-E-I-O
With a spend, spend here
And a spend, spend there,
Here a spend, There a spend;
Everywhere a spend, spend
Old Mc Gordy, FUCK OFF NOW,
E-I-E-I-O.
Old Mac Gordie had a beard
E-I-E-I-O
and on that beard he staked it all
E-I-E-I-O
With a hero here,hero there
Here a tweet there a tweet
On Kircaldy High Street
Old Mac Gordie had a Beard
Canterbury calls
Old McMental sold some gold
EIEIO
he sold that gold for next to nout
EIEIO
With a Sell a ton here and a sell a ton there
here a ton ,there a ton ,every where a ton gone !
Old McMental sold some gold
I wish he would Die !
If old Gordon Brown had had a farm all the animals would have been in rebellion and the farm would have gone bankrupt.
Old macGordie had a leadership election
Oh no he fucking didn’t
Operation Ore finally brings Mr Big to justice.
O/T, but just to warn people that it looks like there’s going to be a fuel blockade, which for some reason isn’t yet being widely reported.
http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/245334/Petrol-blockade-to-halt-Britain-
Might be worth filling up before the queues get too long.
The Scots want independence by 2015. They can f….. off. Unfortunately as part of the EU we can’t make them apply for visas.
Surely if they’re going for independence, they’re leaving the EU?
Scotland won’t be part of the EU if they piss off and in fact there may well be some debate over the legality of the rest of the UK’s membership if the jocks (hopefully) fuck off.
Just picked up on the badly behaved kids in Waitrose. It is not racist to demand that the kids behave themselves. It is bad parenting and Waitrose are stupid to apologise. They should criticise poor behaviour exhibited by anyone. I hate the racist card played by so called educated metrroplitans who should know better.
Not metropolitians Mr T – arrogant beebemployees who think we should have to put up with them and their badly behaved children whilst paying them £100,000′s a year to talk down to us on the news.
Caroline Flint has a FULL BUSH !
O.M.G In my eyes ,She is now the new Mrs Thatch !
This is indeed sad news. I had always imagined I could just about give her a good “angry shag”.
But I draw the line at waking up the next morning with a Labour pube stuck in my teeth. A man has to have standards.
Hello big boy.
http://tinyurl.com/p2lq8a
I would.
Trouble is, I doubt she would.
I’ve always fancied Hazel Blears, it must be like shagging a school boy.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_05/BlearsKrankieSBK_800x772.jpg
You BASTARD I’ve always loved a Red Rug and i would indeed when pissed have “made a mess down stairs “At Mrs Blears Pubic convenience
But that photo has made me realise that drinking large amounts of Timmy Taylors Landlord Bitter (The Finest Beer In England )can infact cloud one’s judgement !
That Bastard Cummings is applying to move his legal appeal against me to a Court outside Hampshire. This will mean that my Masonic contacts may not be able to fix the Judge, as we did last time.
http://www.po12bg.com/
Godfather III is not an old movie! Fucking hate that advert!
I use to have control of the Portsmouth News, now they are bringing up allegations of corruption in Portsmouth. What the hell is going on? Do not read the comments under the article:
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/politics/local-elections/portsmouth_south_mp_stands_defiant_1_2655666
About time this corrupt pervert and spy was arrested and put on trial. This country has gone to the f*cking dogs.
O/t – but the Ir*sh Times has an article called “Need to protect m*slims in I*eland from extremism”, which is best summed up by the commenter
margaretr
“The vast majority of Irish Muslims disliked Osama bin Laden because he has damaged Islam’s image,”.
Really? Not because he was a mass murdering, religious maniacal sociopath?
Nah OBL was just misunderstood.
Can we waterboard him?
Guido, have you got anywhere with your investigation into Huhne the Hunt’s Speeding Points? I’ve got such a great bottle of champagne ready for when he resigns from cabinet.
Hunt has hit Guido with a super injuction or Guido is getting pissed
Time to get the cross hairs out again?
Nah , Just the gallows and a noose
Seeing that clip of Bin Laden watching himself on TV, it made me wonder if Jonah does the same thing. I can imagine that c unt sitting in his hovel, hunched over and watching his old speeches, saying to himself “I was the greatest prime minister ever, leader of a nation of bigots who didn’t recognise my genius”.
Just don’t do it. Thinking of Gordon can only lead to ruin.
Turn your mind to more positive things, you will find that it is not a difficult.
When I think of McGoon I feel the urge to take a big dump.
Naughty naughty!
2 Facts
Blair was the best Tory the Labour party ever had and the Tory party never had.
Until Labour face up to fact that Red Ed, Gordon Brown, Neil Kinnock and Michael Foot are all the unelectable same then Labour are unelectable.
Blair a Tory?
Yep, more Tory than Socialist Liberal Dave and Conservative Liberal George.
Increased spending, Expanison of the public sector, welfare dependcy, tax and spend? Thats pretty socailist to me plus all the anti freedom laws and the right to a fair trail.
He was never a tory. He PRETENDED to be a tory to steal tory votes. He was a fake rolex tory. He never really understood conservative philosophy and so became a vile caricature of what he thought a tory was.
Now THIS might be the answer to immigration increasing again…
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/may/08/home-office-virginity-tests-1970s
What goes around, comes around…
Just ask what bloody religion they follow.
If muzzie then they get their passport confiscated, of whatever country of issue and stuck on the next plane back – at their expense.
Enough of the appeasement FFS.
You fucking pansy guido.
“A UK Border Agency spokesman said: “These practices occurred 30 years ago and were clearly wrong. This government’s immigration policies reflect the UK’s legal responsibilities and respect immigrants’ human rights.”"
It would make me much happier if MY human rights not to have slum-dwelling dirty fucking anti-British immigrants foisted in my neighbourhood weren’t ignored.
Fuck off the EU and the UK government.
You will reap the whirlwind.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/may/08/home-office-virginity-tests-1970s
Any more news about nurse Pilgrim? You cannot let it go away it is a big issue and we. the taxpayers are being taken for mugs.
Guido , Important news. I know you have soruces in and around fleet street but i came across this tweet from Frasier Nelson :
frasernels Fleet St on Thatcher obit alert again. Hope another false alarm. 7 minutes ago · reply
frasernels Fleet St on Thatcher obit alert again. Hope another false alarm. 15 minutes ago · reply ·
Dont know how to make it come up in a white box tho……
Dispatch the Guy News Team !!!!!!!! this is off the greatest importance.
Shit. I really hope that’s a false alarm.
Baroness Thatcher doesn’t answer the door after her second Pan-galactic Gargle-Blaster of the evening…
Hope this comes up in white background .
http://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=frasernels
Chris Hunt is a very silly man.
The Looney left are at it again with OTT Bs.
http://www.labourlist.org/clutching-at-straws
Errm, I think it’s a joke, and actually not a bad one.
So, Ed Milli-bell-end issues a plea to Lib Dems that if they have the courage of their convictions, then they will leave the government.
I guess that this means we can assume that Ed fully supported every single one of Brown’s policies during his pathetic and damaging tenure. Otherwise he’d be a hypocrite, and that can’t possibly be the case, can it?
What a fucking one-nostrilled, gurning, bastard-fathering twat.
The only question anybody needs to ask Ed (Marr and Robinson take note, asif) is What are your policies?, about life the universe or anything.
True say, blood. (I’m hoping that if I put it in “ethnic”, then the BBC might take note – shhhhhhhhhh!)
He didn’t father the child, that’s why his name isn’t on the birth certificate. It’s fucking obvious when you think about it.
I don’t think the FAT FUCKER did anything other than stand down from that LIB DEM job in name anyway. He was still working for the dodgy Lib Dems, why anyone believed that tub of lard had given up his lib dem job i have no idea.
He was still doing the same fucking job for the LIB DEM liars, probably being paid for it.
OK. So militwit, in the last 48 hours, has :
1) announced that he and justine are having a stag party at home, alone, together
2) called on gordon to prevent the snp getting independence from scotland
3) called on libdem ministers on the coalition to defect and join labour’s failing ranks.
That’s filled his blank sheet of paper then!!
Dear Lord before I sleep
Let Lady Thatcher
Who I owe my life to
Out live the socialist misfits
who want to dance on graves
DIE BITCH!
I hope that when you re-read this in the morning, once the Stella has worn off, that you feel suitably ashamed.
I doubt you will, however, so I shall therefore insult you.
You are a cu’nt. Take another look at what you have written about another human. I hope you die of a painful blood clot, and your pitiful words echo through your ears as you do. May you also shit and piss yourself. With lots of wet fart-gurgling as your family watch.
That’ll do for now.
No one does hateful intolerance as do the Left.
No one does violence to those who oppose them quite like the left
No one does hypocrisy as good as the Left
No one talks a good game as well as the Left
C UNTS!
Why is it acceptable for anyone to be as fat as this porky pie-eater?