Saturday Seven Up

7upStat-porn was delayed today by Guido’s No Campaign after-party hangover. Home sometime after 5 a.m., Mrs Fawkes encouraged the Fawkes girls to jump on daddy to wake him up a few hours later. Only now after 3 hours of fresh air in the park with the girls has Guido been capable of dealing with statistics.

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Quote of the Day

Graham Allen MP tells Laura Kuennsberg:

 “It was a very good result under the rules, but the Labour government should have changed the rules so that we would never have been out of power, regardless of a General Election result.”

Snow Blind

Some surge, “No” got 13,013,123, “Yes” 6,152,607…



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Quote of the Day

George Osborne paraphrases Boris, telling the FT:

“If the ball came loose at the back of the scrum, I wouldn’t fumble it”

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