Stat-porn was delayed today by Guido’s No Campaign after-party hangover. Home sometime after 5 a.m., Mrs Fawkes encouraged the Fawkes girls to jump on daddy to wake him up a few hours later. Only now after 3 hours of fresh air in the park with the girls has Guido been capable of dealing with statistics.

Last week saw 78,728 absolute unique visitors make 247,846 visits to view 405,062 pages. The top stories this week were:

• Ed Finds It Hard to Contain Wedding Excitement
• Gotcha Osama
• Guido Knows Name of MP With Injunction, All Too Well
• Ed Miliband Embraces “Dancing on Thatcher’s Grave”
• Green Party Candidate Exposed As £50-An-Hour “Escort”
• CCHQ Kick Miliband in the Back
• AV Funny Business Reported To Electoral Commission

You’re either in front of Guido, or you are behind…

Graham Allen MP tells Laura Kuennsberg:

 ”It was a very good result under the rules, but the Labour government should have changed the rules so that we would never have been out of power, regardless of a General Election result.”

I sense a surge for the YES vote but have absolutely no rational grounds for so doing!—
Jon Snow (@jonsnowC4) May 05, 2011

Some surge, “No” got 13,013,123, “Yes” 6,152,607…