Saturday Seven Up

7upStat-porn was delayed today by Guido’s No Campaign after-party hangover. Home sometime after 5 a.m., Mrs Fawkes encouraged the Fawkes girls to jump on daddy to wake him up a few hours later. Only now after 3 hours of fresh air in the park with the girls has Guido been capable of dealing with statistics.

Last week saw 78,728 absolute unique visitors make 247,846 visits to view 405,062 pages. The top stories this week were:

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Quote of the Day

Graham Allen MP tells Laura Kuennsberg:

 “It was a very good result under the rules, but the Labour government should have changed the rules so that we would never have been out of power, regardless of a General Election result.”

Snow Blind

Some surge, “No” got 13,013,123, “Yes” 6,152,607…



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Quote of the Day

Paul Waugh asks Chuka Umunna if he wants children:

“It’s always something that my father taught me, which is really the bedrock of everything is your family and that’s true. My family and the people close to me keep me sane. Sometimes, things get blown up out of all proportion in this place and that’s always the reaction of my family, my girlfriend and my friends. I can use that to judge whether it really is that important.”

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