May 6th, 2011

Off To Tease The Progressives

Guido is off to the Excel centre to watch the No Campaign votes pour in. The Prime Minister said this morning that “there will be no celebrating, there will be no congratulations.” He also made it clear on Thursday that he wasn’t part of the official No campaign, so Guido’s not sure they will  be acting on that particular memo…

With YouGov polling people who voted yesterday and finding a 62%/38% No win it could be a long night…


  1. 1
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    I done my part!

    Nice Totty :-)

  2. 2
    Up shit creek says:

    Yes, she’s damn hot. What’s her number?

  3. 3
    genghiz the kahn says:

    But does she mean Yes when she says No.

    3 areas in with 2:1 Against.

  4. 4
    Groove says:

    Woo hoo!

  5. 5
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    You really do spoil us sometimes Guido :-)

  6. 6
    Lord Spank of Monkey says:

    You’re always doing things to your part it seems

  7. 7
    vladikavkaz says:

    Watching the BBC coverage, at 16:00, they flashed up a ‘full time result’ of Yes 7millionish, to 8.8millionish for the No. It disappeared rather quickly, so not sure if it was a test screen or not, and didn’t get the full numbers.

    There’s one for the conspiracy theorists…

  8. 8
    'C'est la vie' says:

    O/T a bit, but might be an interesting insight into the average voters mind…

    Until yesterday my brother-in-law was a hard working and very proactive Conservative Councillor. (Honestly!) Last night he was voted out by a few hundred labour votes. (In fact, he has been a Conservative Councillor in a Labour heartland for over ten years and has the support of lots of Labour and Liberal voters due to his care and diligence he has shown to locals.) This morning he has (before I left at lunchtime) received five phone calls, all from the same road, regarding a planning application that no one there wants; and which will blight the lives of those that live around it. Said person is the ONLY councillor that supported the residence of that road.
    By chance he had noticed that during the count, the road showed a 100% Labour vote. When each caller asked what the progression of their concerns were, he informed them that it was no longer his responsibility and they should now contact their Labour Councillor regarding the matter.
    “But he’s shit…he won’t help us…” was one quote.
    “What’s the point” was another
    The three other callers, once told that he was no longer a Councillor, admitted that it was now a foregone conclusion that the application would roll through unopposed.
    On the fifth call, word must have got around that this Councillor had been voted out and their plight was all but lost.
    “But who’s going to fight for us now?” A quite angry female asked.
    “Your new Labour Councillor,” replied ex-Councillor, “the one you voted for”
    “He won’t do anything!” she said
    “Then why did you vote for him?” he asked
    “To give the f**king useless Torys a kicking…” she replied
    he has taken the phone off the hook now and I think enjoying the rest of the Friday afternoon sitting in the sun for the first time in years.

    As a footnote, the winning Councillor (I’ve met him and he’s not a bad chap) told him last night “you were a superb Councillor, did your all for the people and if you switched to us last week, you may have doubled our vote.” He went on to say, “mind you, anyone with a Labour rosette would have walked this one…”

  9. 9
    Jimmy Codpiece says:

    Is that the fragant Bryony Gordon? If so, yes please!

  10. 10
    Yes to AV says:

    I do the Uguv, they never polled me and I vot Yes.

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    What did LD get for being in this government?

  12. 12
  13. 13
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Wiped out!

  14. 14
    Frank's son says:

    9 AV counts so far… all 9 vote NO I believe..

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    You sad wankers wouldn’t know hot if it came and burned your tits off.

  16. 16
    the last quango in paris says:

    I think it is now time for Labour to thank Gordon and Sarah Brown for their doorstepping in Scotland – and also for Sally Bercow tripping up there too!

  17. 17
    Socialism is a mental illness says:

    NO TO AV, a BIG YES to giving Bryony Gordon the night of her life, the sexy vixen, come to daddy, om nom nom nom.

  18. 18
    Selohesra says:

    They are all very regressive constituencies – where will be the first progressive part of the country? will there be one?

  19. 19
    readers wives says:

    She looks like a fucking librarian Billy, is that what you’re into?

  20. 20
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Backing for Red Ed and Ben Bradshaw’s Labour values.

    Cowdenbeath Yes 8,360 no 16,831

    not even Fat Boy Brown could deliver for Red Ed.

  21. 21
    Anonymous says:

    It’s the SNP that should be thanking them, they did a cracking job.

  22. 22
    vladikavkaz says:

    first post was moderated.. try again

    Watching the BBC coverage, at 16:00, they flashed up a ‘full time result’ of Yes 7millionish, to 8.8millionish for the No. It disappeared rather quickly, so not sure if it was a test screen or not, and didn’t get the full numbers.

  23. 23
    TOO FARR says:

    ANON…. THEY ARE “plastic” like your man..”HOOD”

  24. 24
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Have we got use this thread as it has swapped places with the scotchland one?

  25. 25
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    P-E-A is modded , dont know why, but it is.

  26. 26
    Chris Huhne says:

    I got.

    Power, money, foreign travel, lesbian sex, chauffeured Limos, gold plated pension and fame.

    I got rid of.

    The wife and kids

  27. 27
  28. 28
    nell says:

    I like that little comment over there to the right from benbradshaw ‘ a vote for av is a vote for labour’s values’

    Oh Dear . 70% of results in so far have voted no.

  29. 29
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Each to thier own :-)

  30. 30
    Gordon says:

    That’s it I’m off to the IMF. A prophet is never recognised in his own country.

  31. 31
    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    It was Eddie Lizzard wot won it for the No campaign, he working in junction with his good friend David Schneider and the other leftie luvvies. Gotta love ‘em – thanks guys.

  32. 32
    Mrs Trellis says:

    Conspiracy, or just plain incompetence?

    They managed to annouce “Obama Dead” before hastily correcting it. And they made a complete dogs breakfast of transmitting the Conservative Party Policital Broadcast at 22:40 on Tuesday night.

    Fans of Feedback will know that they have managed to broadcast entirely the wrong episode of a program many times.

    They even managed to cut in an automated continutity announcement during the 2 minutes Rememberence Day silence.

    And they justify their mega-salaries by quoting “industry norm”. Who else would employ these fucktards?

    And for this we are forced to pay £145.50 a year.

  33. 33
    Job Center says:

    The only place that will take you Gordon is the Kirkaldy MFI.

  34. 34
    Chris Hoon says:

    No to mention the nine properties.

  35. 35
    UKCut says:

    No doubt it will be Brighton?

  36. 36
    Yeahbutnobut says:

    When we contacted our local councillor re a planning issue, he said he couldn’t get involved because he lived in the area so was deemed to have a vested interest!

  37. 37
    Gordon Brown says:

    I helped Scottish Labour. Kirkcaldy is still Labour. Stop these smears and lies.

  38. 38
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Lovely anecdote !

  39. 39
    A Gynaecologist says:

    I’ll have to numb that…

  40. 40
    The Paragnostic says:

    You’re not forced to pay at all – I haven’t paid my TV tax ever, and just ask them to go away when they come round bleating.

    All the bluster in their threatening letters amounts to nothing when they have no proof to take to court, and if it gets that far then there is the Article 10 ‘nuclear option’ defence which if upheld would lead to the Bolsheviks Buggers and Cokeheads being unfunded.

  41. 41
    Bring on the violins says:

  42. 42
    Scottish Labour says:

    We’re very disappointed in all the muslim families who promised to send thousands of postal votes and failed to do so.

  43. 43
    Sarah Twatter says:

    Life goes on unchanged in Fairy Dairy Land.

    Gordon is my weirdo hero there.

  44. 44
    The Paragnostic says:

    Is that ‘progressive’ in the sense of ‘full of subcontinental postal voters controlled by a few scumbags’?

    Bound to be a ‘Yes’ vote in some of those areas – at which point no doubt Harridan Hatesmen and the odious Trevor Phillips will start moaning that the interests of those poor minorities are being neglected…

  45. 45
    oh well, never mind says:

    Just think – you’ll be able to vote Yes again, when they next hold the referendum.

    In 2051.

  46. 46
    For he's a jolly Good fellow says:

    Well i am going to crack a bottle and raise a toast to Alex Salmond.

    Anyone who ruins Gordon’s and Labour’s day deserves praise.

  47. 47
    Spotlight on the limpdums says:

    Exposed as the mendacious chancers that they are?

  48. 48
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Was down to the Tory cuts!

  49. 49
    QWERTY says:

    What a fucking hoot, Salmond calls his helicopter ‘Saltire 1′, President Salmond what a fucking joke, leading a nation of 4.5 million ginger haired violent drunk mongs.

    I’m sure Obama will take his call LOL

  50. 50
    The Paragnostic says:

    To stop people using ‘beanp e a’ to get round the modding of B&P – the party that dare not have its name spoke.

    Looks like that party’s lost big time, but then again there are more important things than supporting national socialists unless you’re in Scotland…

  51. 51
    Anonymous says:

    “we didn’t get our message across clearly enough to the voters”
    “the other side tried too hard to win”

    etc etc

    when will these fuckwits admit that the real situation is:
    “the public voted NO because they understood what AV was, and thought it was absolutely shit” ?

    Typical libdem/labour twats; it’s always somebody else’s fault. Even with a stonking 70+% voting “NO” they still won’t admit that the idea of AV is absolute shit and nobody wants it.

    “progressives” are blinkered deaf ignorant arrogant fuckwits.

  52. 52
    QWERTY says:

    It should be a can of ‘spewie’ followed by a deep fried Mars bar, yum yum.

  53. 53
    Man in the street says:

    I agree I voted NO simply because of Izzard, Fry & co. Its not right and it’s not clever but hey as soon as a celeb opens his gob on politics I do the opposite.Maybe the message will get through to them.

  54. 54
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Learn something new everyday :-)

  55. 55
    The beeb's tricks says:

    The bbc are saying it was a terrible night for the Lib Dem’s, which is true. And say it’s a great day for the SNP. Also true. But they somehow manage to omit the fact Labour were wiped out in Scotland.

  56. 56
    vladikavkaz says:

    Have you not seen the wonderful people of Lambeth have voted Yes?

  57. 57
    QWERTY says:

    The reason AV flopped was this.

    People are only interested in their jobs and how much cash they have in their pocket, as Clinton said “It’s the economy, stupid”

    Clegg shows his inexperience, had he waited for perhaps 2 or 3 years and the economy picks up and people feel better off then he might have had a chance.

    Or Clegg could have been really smart and demanded PR but offered a referendum of getting out of the EU (that would have got him a lot of support from UKIP and the Tory right)

  58. 58
    Gordon says:

    His own helicopter? They wouldn’t even give me a free breakfast when I was PM.

  59. 59
    The Paragnostic says:

    Apparently Labour are now planning drone attacks on the Scottish Taliban.

    Mili D was first choice for the operation until it was pointed out that he only fires blanks.

  60. 60
    QWERTY says:

    Ha ha ha, the fucking BBC have just said that Liebore did really well getting 740 seats!!! No they fucking didn’t you BBC c u n t z, the BBC said anything less that 1000 seats would be a disaster.

    The BBC we tell lies to save our bummer friends in Nu Liebore

  61. 61
    Bollock Omaha says: = crashed

    Bunch of fucking amateur wankers.

  62. 62
    The beeb's tricks says:

    Anyone watching bbc news would think Labour had a triumphant night.

  63. 63
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

    I can drone on and on for Scotland.

  64. 64
    jgm2 says:

    If my library had girls like that it wouldn’t be closing down due to lack of use.

  65. 65
    QWERTY says:

    Fire at what? Most of Scotland looks like Kabul already, there’s fuck all worth targeting.

  66. 66
    The Paragnostic says:

    Bucky, or maybe Bru with some voddie in, perhaps?

  67. 67
    Not likely (it's not like you see on the telly) says:

    The London on Sea imam, he say “no”.

  68. 68
    Bardirect says:

    The People’s Nuclear Free Zone Socialist Republic of Lambeth have voted YES


    Something fishy about that!

  69. 69
    Only the Welsh voted Labour says:

    The party that dare not speak it’s name are predominately an English party full of Englishmongs.

  70. 70
    The Z team says:

    But Red Ed would not let Clegg stand on the Yes 2 AV platform.

    A campaign lead by Red, Kinnock, Cable, Mandelson, Huhne, Eddie Izzard and half a dozen self important Luvvies was doomed to failure.

  71. 71
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Watched that as well: thought I was in Fairy Dairy Land as well for a moment.

  72. 72
    QWERTY says:

    I know, the BBC said (hoped) Liebore would wipe out the Tories, the BBC were so confident THEY were the ones who said that less than 1000 seats would be a disaster for Red Ed, fucking Michael Prick said so himself on Newsnight.

    They also predicted the Tories would lose 1300 seats, the BBC have played down Liebore being wiped out in jockland AND Red Ed losing the AV vote.

    how the fuck the BBC can spin this for Liebore is beyond me.

  73. 73
    Postal Voter says:

    Not really.

  74. 74
    a doctor writes says:

    I learned you were a fucking idiot on day 1.

  75. 75
    The Paragnostic says:

    See #44 above – and wait for the cries of outrage from the Comrades.

    Glasgow Kelvin voted ‘yes’ too – nuff said.

  76. 76
    No Deal says:

    You are Noel Edmonds and I claim my £5

  77. 77
    Bryony Gordon's vacuous stare says:

    Wouldn’t you rather fuck someone with a brain?

  78. 78
    Polly Toynbee's dried-up vag says:

    How’s the brain-damage going, tat?

  79. 79
    QWERTY says:

    Very true, but there was no one from the right who supported AV, how they expect to win a vote like that by just pandering to their base support is beyond me.

    Clegg just shows his inexperience, he needed support from the right, an EU referendum would have got that.

  80. 80
    ZXCVB says:

    Your projecting again Englishmong. What does your carer think of your stereotypes?

  81. 81
    QWERTY says:

    If 55% had voted for and 55% had voted against, THAT would be fishy.

  82. 82
    ZXCVB says:

    Same goes for the Welshmong

  83. 83
    Rob says:

    Nah, you get weirdos in every part of the country, there and Glasgow Kelvin…

  84. 84
    The last quango in paris says:

    Where is ed miliband today anyway ?

  85. 85
    BBC News says:

    This has been a disastrous night for the Tories and there are calls for Ed Miliband to take over as prime minister in an emergency government.

  86. 86
    Russell Brand says:

    Been there, done that

  87. 87
    Erratum says:

    Excuse me, Sir.

    “leading a nation of 4.5 million ginger haired parasitic violent drunk mongs.”

  88. 88
    Jabba the Cat says:

  89. 89
    MacBrown says:

    It’s Sue’s fault.

  90. 90
    nell says:

    I thought tango’d hain’s explanation was by far the funniest . ” we should have held the av vote on a different day ”


  91. 91
    Izzard's puke says:

    Farage is from the right, he supported AV. But the “Yes” mob wouldn’t let him speak. They might not have done so badly if they had.

  92. 92
    a doctor writes says:

    You can fuck off too.

  93. 93
    Anonymous says:

    haha read the #yes2av twats twittering to each other about how “the country is full of stupid people” – and they wonder why they lost?

  94. 94
    Arch Druid of phone calls to Canterbury says:

    I’m uncomfortable with that.

  95. 95
    Alan Johnson says:


  96. 96
    spot-on says:

    An enlightened chap

  97. 97
    Archer Karcher says:

    Care to name any of the three main parties who aren’t?

  98. 98
    Sally Bercow's strap on says:

    There’s something fishy about my owner’s c’unt.

  99. 99
    The Paragnostic says:

    Oh dear – don’t you like stereotypes in your ivory tower?

    Here’s a wake up call – apart from the ‘progressives’, most of us happily deal with stereotypes everyday, using them as a shorthand.

    I’m sure some Jocks are sober and intelligent – the fact that the Conservatives still hold 4 seats shows that to be true. The existence of Frankie Boyle shows that you can even produce a decent comedian once in a while, too.

    But it’s easier to generalise, and far more fun if it gets up the noses of sanctimonious twats such as yourself.

  100. 100
    QWERTY says:

    Fucking Toenails just said at the end of the BBC news that “Labour have much to celebrate”

    I want whatever shit he’s smoking, what exactly has Labour got to celebrate?

    They won less than half the seats the BBC predicted, they still have almost no presence in the SE of England, their power base in Scotland has been wiped out and they lost the AV vote big time.

    Tell us toenails, what is there to celebrate if you’re a socialist tonight?

  101. 101
    QWERTY says:

    More like Gordon Brown will step in as Furher.

  102. 102
    Day in, Day out says:

    That reminds me – Martin Day’s strangely quiet. His tiny little brain struggling and failing to spin this for Ed?

  103. 103
    Dr Rowan Williams says:

    That would be most unpleasant. We should love the Scots in all manner of ways until late into the night.

  104. 104
    The Council of Loathing says:

    So are you going to be using the word “progressive” in the same lazy way the American right have been doing since, ooh, ages now? Hardly quick on the uptake. The word is devoid of meaning.

    Frankly I expected better

  105. 105
    Anonymous says:

    Out of all the “yes” campaigners, I think Danny Alexander is the only one that’s remotely sane, he just said:

    “I think the most important thing is to accept with good grace the verdict of the people and say ‘That’s that’.”

    he seems to be the only “yes” campaigner that’s willing to accept that people understood av, and simply didn’t like/want it (as opposed to blaming the loss on the voters for not understanding what av is, ie all the other “yes” campaigners are using a “the voters didn’t understand what they were voting about and that was all the tories’ fault” argument)

  106. 106
    nell says:

    militwit and labour having a bad day.

    Wiped out in scotland, even lost kirkcaldy to the snp (well done gordon!)

    Only managed to get 30 seats in wales which doesn’t give them a majority.

    Only managed to get an additional 740 council seats which is at least 260 less than their own declared minimum of 1000 for a successful labour local election.

    And militwi and his yestoav pals are being wiped out in the av vote as we speak.

  107. 107
    vote no to av,vote no to sandal wearers says:

    more like london on semen

  108. 108
    QWERTY says:

    I stand corrected.

  109. 109
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Vote NO to AV and YES to more totty ;-)

  110. 110
    gweedo's windowlickers inc. says:

    You could bore for England.

  111. 111
    lateral thinking says:

    Probably not winning the next GE, and therefore not having to continue the cuts?

  112. 112
    weedo's windowlickers inc. says:

    You could bore for England.

  113. 113
    Grason Perry's Spare Frock says:

    After his campaign to get us to join the Euro it seems a safest to do exactly the opposite of what Izzard says.

  114. 114
    QWERTY says:

    Alexander is one of the few Limp Dems with a brain, fucking idiots like Vince “flash your knickers at me and I’ll tell you how I’m going to fuck Murdoch” Cable or bonkers Hulne or whatever his name are fucking idiots.

  115. 115
    A Good day for an AV vote says:

    Yeah, the day when Hell freezes over.

  116. 116
    Concrete Pump says:

    In case you missed it on the #vote2011 special, Nick Clegg tendered his resignation about ten minutes ago.

  117. 117
    Chris Huhne says:

    The People have spoken – the bastards!

  118. 118
    BBC telly tax = theft says:

    The rentboy coming to visit?

  119. 119
    A progressive alternative says:

    Would “deluded wankers” suffice?

  120. 120
    Say no to stereotypes says:

    Historic day indeed an STV news report features comments from public in the traditional Labour Heartland of Airdrie which featured gems like these.

    “Labour have only got there self to blame as they caused this mess”


    “Previously a monkey in a red rosette would get elected here, not now”

    Despite the best efforts of some fools on here doing the enemies work with their rabid stereotyping Scotland has given Labour the kicking of their lives.

    I now look forward to Northern English cities and The Welsh doing the same.

  121. 121
    Crashdown says:

    Paddy Crashdown on bbc doing his closed or half-closed eyes act. And Fanta man, Peter Hain talking cack as usual.

  122. 122
    Archer Karcher says:

    Agreed, fat, cropped haired, doc marten, khaffiya sporting, lesbian librarians, populate my local library. Never go near the ghastly place these days.

  123. 123
    Chris " windmills of my mind" Huhne says:

    I will take over and dictate the agenda to the Tory gentry. They’ll dance to my tune now.

  124. 124
    ZXCVB says:

    Alexander Scottish, Cable & Huhne English. How that must fuck with your head QWERTY

  125. 125
    Well done says:

    Sound policy

  126. 126
    Bbc spinning for Labour says:

    Good on Chris Grayling for pointing out what a disastrous night it was for Labour. And Dimbleby then interrupted him to say Labour had 740 council gains!

  127. 127
    Alex Salmond says:

    Aye, but i am environmentalist – so i fly evrywhere in a private aircraft!!

  128. 128
    Anonymous says:

    Pantdown was the height of pomposity on QT last night .

  129. 129
    Billy Bowden's Grandad says:

    Hope nick clegg realises he destroyed a promising party with the coalition. Hang em all the pathetic cowards

  130. 130
    Troughmeister says:

    And, in a few days, a juicy ministerial pension

    Betcha don’t walk out until the ink’s dry on that one

  131. 131
    ZXCVB says:

    Best lay off the weed whilst on your medication QWERTY

  132. 132
    vote no to av,vote no to sandal wearers says:

    well im sure redser grady would appreciate some love after blowing his “wages” on swally

  133. 133
    Archer Karcher says:

    That’s unfair, they can’t all be…….oh wait……

  134. 134

    Why is Izzard always wrong about everything? It must be a special talent.

  135. 135
    Deploy the Duffy says:

    Labour wiped out in Scotland…..yer Jaaawwwkinggg

  136. 136
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    The Progressive sandalistas will be crying into their meusli tonight. LOL

  137. 137
    @JamesEllison92 says:


    I told you to vote YES!!!

    I was working at a polling station!!! How much more of an expert can you be? Even the Slebs agreed with me

    You people are just thick crypto-fashist thickos

  138. 138
    ZXCVB says:

    Whatever QWERTY whatever.

  139. 139
    Albert Pierrepoint says:

    Which raises a question I have been pondering this last year. While under-18s are not allowed to vote is there any test to prevent elderly people with senile dementia voting? Also, has any research been carried out on the IQs of various party-affiliated voters?

  140. 140
    Rabid Progressive says:

    You are all just stupid and unable to understand our ‘sophisticated solution’.

  141. 141
    QWERTY says:

    The Tories are slowing down spending, we’ve had riots on the streets, VAT and other taxes up to pay off Brown’s fucking debts and the Tories are still popular.

    Clearly there are sensible people left in the Country, something the BBC doesn’t understand

  142. 142
    Kircaldy Shop Steward says:

    Cheers fur th’ aircraft carrier contracts. Noo pick a windae, yer leavin’.

  143. 143
    ZXCVB says:

    Talk to the hand Englishmong

  144. 144
    vote no to av,vote no to sandal wearers says:

    The Bastards have spoken in Islington-YES-

  145. 145
    Archer Karcher says:

    The truth hurts right?

  146. 146
    Carter Ruck says:

    Cameron’s just applied for a super-injunction to prevent it being revealed that he’s screwed Nick Clegg

  147. 147
    Magdas war says:

    No Sarah it was a typo should have read #Fucked Fridays

  148. 148
    Osama bin Laden says:

    I sent mine a fortnight ago

    Wish I hadn’t boasted about my helipad on the census form, though.

  149. 149
    QWERTY says:

    Right click on this iplayer link people and then go 3 minutes in and see how Michael Prick STATES that less that 850 seats for Liebore is a BAD NIGHT and that they might win up to 1300

  150. 150
    Hords of fucked off English says:

    “Tell us toenails, what is there to celebrate if you’re a socialist tonight?”

    He’s a socialist EVERY night (and day.)

  151. 151
    The Council of Loathing says:

    That’s still a bit vague

  152. 152
    Don't tell me they re elected Labour!!!! says:

    How did they vote in Wales Welshmong?

    Nuff said.

  153. 153
    Yipeee! says:

    I never thought this day would come:) Labour has been taking us for granted up here for far too long.

  154. 154
    Archer Karcher says:

    Projecting again? Still it’s all you have so get used to it.

  155. 155
    Down With Brown! says:

    BBC website makes a (short) list of all the places that voted yes so the BBC journalists can thank their neighbours in “progessive” ghettos.

  156. 156
    Super-injunction says:


  157. 157
    W. Wales (Mrs) says:


  158. 158
    Archer Karcher says:

    You are a ‘heartland’ dweller, therefore Labour believed they owned you, just like the plantation owners did in the past. Enjoy your liberation.

  159. 159
    Oscar W. says:

    Now the Greens totally rule Brighton, will homosexuality become compulsory?

  160. 160
    Mr Perfect says:

    Is that Byrony Gordon? I’d stuff all her holes.

  161. 161
    Archer Karcher says:

    He is an elitist lefty, did you expect anything other than his contemptuous arrogance?

  162. 162
    Alec Salmon says:

    Jimmy Maxton, Willie Gallacher, Manny Shinwell, Jimmy Reid, Clydeside Rebels, Gordon Brown, Tony Bliar your boys took a hellll of a beating!

  163. 163
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m a rhubarb.

  164. 164
    Yipeee! says:

    I forgot. I was supposed to vote Labour because my parents and grandparents did. Freeeedommmm!

  165. 165
    Faptastic says:

    Who’s the busty girl in the photo?

  166. 166
    Bibliophile says:

    Surely they’re much better than non-fucking ones.

  167. 167
    Spot the Scottish BrainCell says:

    Hooray! Scotland gives majority to First Minister who released Scotlands greatest ever mass-murderer in return for the right to levy local income tax

  168. 168
    vote no to av,vote no to sandal wearers says:

    Yes in Islington-qeuelle surprise? all those human rights lawyers must be bricking it being out of power

  169. 169
    Bryony has stupendous boobs says:

  170. 170
    Iloathlefties says:

    No to AV, YES to referendum on continuing membership of the EU. UKIP gets my vote until it is promised. We all know better than our stupid politicians. £10 billion net wasted on EU for the benefit of our competition, our contribution has increased by more then all the cuts the goverment have made. Stupid! Then there’s the £10 billion foreign aid budget, £650 million to build schools in Pakistan. This is to ensure they don’t harbour terrorists. Madness.

  171. 171
    AV - Easy as 1 2 3 says:

    After thirteen years of “progressive” Labour Edukashun Policy, can anyone actually count up to 3 ?

  172. 172
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Polls on SKY predicting more than 2 to 1 against AV.

    The people have spoken. :-)

  173. 173
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    KIN ‘ELL !!!

  174. 174
    the current shower of shits says:

    Some Tory tart no doubt. There are plenty of them!

  175. 175
    KINNOCKIO says:

    I’ve got my party back !!!!! We’re aaaawgiiigghhtt !!! We’re aaawwwiiiggghhhttt !!!!

  176. 176
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Crikey! Back in a minute!

    *looks around furtively* …… uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunzip.

  177. 177
    Oh snap says:

    Using your own logic ‘rightwinger’ is devoid of meaning as well, seeing the left have used it so much as a boogeyman word to blame all their problems on.

  178. 178
    13eastie says:

    Labour Clutching at Straws

  179. 179
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    and the height of hypocrisy when he accused David Cameron of a ‘breach of faith’…….

  180. 180
    Turned off after first question says:

    But he did see people die

  181. 181
    Down With Brown! says:

    Eddie Izzard, Colin Firth, Stephen Fry, John Cleese, Helena Bonham-Carter, Kriss Akabussi, Neil Kinnock, Lord Ashdown, Nick Clegg, Vince Cable, Gordon Brown, Skippy the Bush Kangeroo, Ed Milliband. Your boys took one hell of a beating!!!!

  182. 182
    Down With Brown! says:

    The news gets better and better. Channel 4 forced to axe the appalling 10 0’clock live. I hope Charlie Brooker joins the unemployed.

  183. 183
    Anonymous says:

    Commonsense at last

  184. 184

    Eddie Izzard’s effect on the AV yes vote might give the BBC, and other such pushers of his type of approach and its appeal, some pause for thought about what you can foist on a public. Or perhaps not…

  185. 185
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:


  186. 186
    Oh snap says:

    fucking ell and we are meant to be a 21st century country lol….

  187. 187
    vote no to av,vote no to sandal wearers says:

    You have simply swapped trade union socialism for national socialism

  188. 188
    Richard Chimney says:

    More tissues, FiveBellies, more tissues !!

  189. 189
    QWERTY says:

    Just means the left wing faggots will end up at the BBC again.

  190. 190
    Anonymous says:

    What the price for Clegg to destroy the LD?

    Six figure salary, use of a massive house, jaguar car, chaffer, etc. Looks like he sold LDs on the cheap. I am sure Clegg could have got a much better price.

  191. 191
    Dick Robinson says:

    Gove is currently giving a big slapdown to Labour on News 24. Dimbledore is having to call in reinforcements!

  192. 192
    Good day all round says:

    Who do the Lib Dems think they are?!

    They are a joke party with a tiny number of seats and have been soundly rejected by the electorate. They react by blaming the Tories and saying they are going to extract more changes in Tory policy.

    Ashdown has plummeted in my estimation today. What a bitter and twisted fool.

    Just had to get that off my chest.

  193. 193
    Mornington Crescent says:

    No to AV – Yes to Bryony’s tits!

  194. 194
    Anonymous says:

    indeed and the X marks the nicest spot!

  195. 195
    Mornington Crescent says:

    In the appropriately-named Gravesend. No, really.

  196. 196
    GZeus says:

    Ah well, looks like the fuckwit Tories are safe for now. Plenty more battles lie ahead :)

  197. 197
    Bob Page says:

    He should go back to writing about videogames. I quite liked him then.

  198. 198
    The Paragnostic says:

    Would that mass murderer be Wee Al McGravy, the man who put the remiss in remission?

    I think he only went for the title of Jockland’s greatest mass murderer because the competition at home was too great.

    Besides, as I see it, ’twas McConnell that let the bugger go at the insistence of the monocular moron.

  199. 199
    The Paragnostic says:

    Not enough to give Labour a majority, Jockmong :-)

  200. 200
    fucking pointless Grauniad twats says:

    Excellent news indeed.

    Brooker and that other twat Mitchell think they are God’s gift. They’re are shite.

  201. 201
    The wizz says:

    @ MF: He has no talent only a self imposed agigantic ego.

  202. 202

    Еddiе Izzаrd’s еffеct оn thе АV yеs vоtе might givе thе ΒΒC, аnd оthеr such pushеrs оf his typе оf аpprоаch аnd its аppеаl, sоmе pаusе fоr thоught аЬоut whаt yоu cаn fоist оn а puЬlic. Оr pеrhаps nоt.

  203. 203
    SazzyQ says:

    makes the monarchy look cheap at 64p a year..

  204. 204
    Bazza says:

    A big fat two-fingered salute to that prick Izzard – who hadn’t banked on there being a nation outside his twitter fanclub.

  205. 205
    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    That’s what you get for sacking the Techies to pay for the Luvvies.

  206. 206
    The wizz says:

    No, the people rejected it because it was a ‘Dogs Dinner’ and difficult to understand. Even Mcnautie (sic) of the ‘BBC’ when facing Cemeron couldn’t understand it. Nuff said!!

  207. 207
    busted nokia says:

    and all credibility

  208. 208
    Bryony's flappy bingo wings says:

    Hello, we’re Bryony’s flappy bingo wings, we’re here all night and we don’t care!!

  209. 209
    Anonymous says:

    Ahh you could not make it up: just been listening to fuckwit Hune trying to suggest that the complete arse reaming the YES campaign had on AV does not also mean that the electorate has rejected PR.


  210. 210
    Sue Doughty says:


  211. 211
    Anonymous says:

    Cable is actually Lithuanian-Moroccan , and Huhne a Torres Strait Islander. And Alexander is Macedonian, as witness Alexander The Great (who wouldn’t have voted for AV either).

  212. 212
    Anonymous says:

    “It’s only a flesh wound !”

    Delusional mong.

  213. 213
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    I’d like to see a party that included Izzard, Bono, Cleese, Geldof, Fry etc etc… It’s nice when all the hoons are in one place.

  214. 214
    Voted with a pencil again says:

    By chance he had noticed that during the count, the road showed a 100% Labour vote.

    How is this possible?

  215. 215
    Sicko says:

    The left uses it proudly as a self-description. What imaginary slander are you on about?

  216. 216
    Sicko says:

    ‘kinell: ‘Bury the bigger picture’? Does nobody realise the irony of that tagline?

  217. 217
    Road_Hog says:

    Pretty face, but she’s got bingo wings.

  218. 218
    Stephen Fry & Eddie Izzard says:

    What’s wong with that?

  219. 219
    misterned says:

    Awww, why let an obvious cock-up in the story spoil a good anecdote?

    Although, I am interested in the answer to “How” as well.

  220. 220
    English Liberation Front says:

    But no-one calls Hain out on the bollocks he talks about devolved Wales and the contradiction between a Labour government waiving prescription charges in Wales but imposing them in a British government for England. They get close but they never nail the tosser.

  221. 221
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Who’s the girl in the picture? Is she 17 or below? If she gives me a ring about a date, I will vote No as well

  222. 222
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Well that NO vote prooves that there are a majority of sensible people in the UK!

  223. 223
    Archie says:

    I would!

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