May 6th, 2011

CCHQ Kick Miliband in the Back


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  1. 1
    Groove says:

    Can i buy two? lol Hurrah!

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      Anonymous says:

      Labour 37%, Tory 35% and LD 15%.

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        Anonymous says:

        that’s certainly not what i saw in terms of councillors.

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        • 73
          Anonymous says:

          So some thing is wrong with the system. How many UKIP councilors we get? Even people who shout UKIP doesn’t vote for them.

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          • Anonymous says:

            PARTY COUNCILS +/- COUNCILLORS +/- %
            CON 149 3 4820 81 53.38
            LAB 57 26 2392 800 26.49
            LD 10 -9 1056 -695 11.70
            OTH 55 -20 761 -199 8.43

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          • Anonymous says:

            UKIP got 7 councilors, great!

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          • Death to the LibDems says:

            I didn’t have any UKIPpers down here in south Kent.

            No Labour candidates either, come to think of it.

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          • Anonymous says:

            I think it’s fair to say that the tories were NOT given a kicking despite the media coverage.

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          • Grumpy Old Man says:

            In east Kent, the Libdems were wiped out. The situation is similar to the whig ascendency in that the baby-eaters will have to form their own opposition to operate effectively.

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          • Engineer says:

            UKIP isn’t really a natural choice for local government; their raison d’etre lies elsewhere. The showing for UKIP will be very different at the next Euro elections.

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          • Fuck Tesco again says:

            Anonymous – please fuck off. PLEASE. What kind of inadequate nutter spends his whole life on ONE blog? You’ve been posting so often you can’t even write English properly. Who gives a flying fuckwit what you think? One just flew over the cuckoo’s nest – it was you, moron. Do us all a favour and piss off to Somalia, or stick your tongue up Gordon Brown’s arse. It doesn’t matter what you do – just disappear – NOW.

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          • Postlethwaite says:

            Anon said: I think it’s fair to say that the tories were NOT given a kicking despite the media coverage.

            The BBC said ”the conservatives did not get such a bad kicking as the libdems”. That phrase was said by at least two different commentators on the radio and the same phrase was repeated by several different commentators on BBC TV.

            conservatives got more seats than they started with.

            So who is right?

            (BBC of course)

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    • 112
      Anonymous says:

      Clegg: ‘We need to dust ourselves down and move on’ in my tax payer funded chaffer driven Jag to £15m mansion, which is also funded by taxpayers.

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  2. 2
    A Doctor says:

    Surely Ed’s nasal re-bore tour ?

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  3. 3
    QWERTY says:

    Finally Michael Grove has just attacked the BBC c u n t z and Dimblebore for being one eyed and ignoring Liebore’s utter failure to take more seats.

    Dimblebore didn’t like it ONE LITTLE BIT

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    • 5

      Haven’t the BBC conceded defeat yet?

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    • 7
      Jabba the Cat says:

      Lol…That was a joy to watch.

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    • 12
      misterned says:

      Gove handed Dimbleby his arse on a plate! That was BRILLIANT! and as I type this we (the No campaign) have officially WON the referendum.

      Finally the tories look like they have the stomach for a fight…

      Bring it on :)

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      • 17
        President Herman van Rumpuy says:

        Tories? Stomach for a fight? I don’t think so.

        £50million. Tomorrow. As usual. Don’t be late

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      • 20
        misterned says:

        Now Dimbleby is falling back on several labour figures to back him up… Straw and Beckett. FFS!

        The tories have increased their seats after a year of relentless labour and BBC attacks, lies and negative spin.

        The tories MUST attack the BBC and take some real action against them.

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        • 48
          Bullets not Ballots says:

          Real action? As in ‘Dave pulls an Uzi out of his jacket and annihilates the Labour front bench’?

          Now I’m interested. Otherwise, he’s a poof.

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      • 51
        Mike Hunt says:

        They still let Mr Pantone tell the lie again that the deficit was solely due to the banks.

        Progress but still work to do.

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    • 15
      BBC East Anglia local news says:

      “Labour have done very well, Labour have gained, Labour have beaten expectations, very impressive gains for Labour. Labour Labour Labour Labour.”

      Not biased, at all.

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    • 26
      duchy of Cambridge says:

      I missed it. Has anyone got a record of it ?

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    • 29
      Infuriated of West Mids says:

      I did enjoy that – nice work, Mr Gove! Dumbledore and the BBC should be fucking ashamed.

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    • 35
      Anonymous says:

      Labour 37%, Tory 35% and LD15%. Still people say Labour has done badly!

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      • 40
        Question Time says:

        Which is the one party out of the three that has the funds to fight a general election campaign?

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        • 49
          Anonymous says:

          Who gives them the money? Clue, not the people who live in this country.

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          • QWERTY says:

            Yes you’re right anon, the unions fund the Liebore party and I wonder how manyof their members actually WANT to fund liebore?

            Oh and Liebore don’t have any rich donors do they now? …oops Lord Paul anyone?

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        • 61
          Anonymous says:

          Flowidea, for example, a City-based investment company, has given £484,981 to the Opposition since early 2001. William Hague, MP, states, in his members’ interests, that Flowidea “makes financial support available to my office”.

          This company has no website, its telephone number is not registered with directory enquiries and when The Telegraph rang the office listed by Companies House as its registered address no-one had even heard of Flowidea.

          In fact, Flowidea is a subsidiary of the investment bank Arbuthnot Securities, which is owned by Secure Trust Banking Group, a company listed on the London Stock Exchange.

          Over the summer, the Tories also accepted £175,000 from Meekland Limited, a holding company involved in areas as diverse as horse breeding, music and real estate.

          Meekland doesn’t provide a UK trading address with Companies House but lists the address of its Surrey-based accountant. Meekland is actually owned by Brompton Investments, which is registered in the Cayman Islands.

          However, what of the biggest donor of the bunch, IIR Limited, the conference and training company, which has given a collossal £1.7m to the Conservatives since 2001?

          Bizarrely, when The Telegraph contacted IIR, a spokesman denied that the company had made donations to the Conservative Party.

          “All the donations made to the Party have been personal donations, made by our chairman, Lord Laidlaw of Rothiemay,” said an IIR spokesman.

          Tell that to the Electoral Commission, which maintains that all of the cash donations were made by IIR. The company and Lord Laidlaw declined to comment further.

          Not all the Conservatives’ corporate donors live in the shadows.

          The second-largest business donor over the past two years is Intercapital Private Group, the investment vehicle 23 per cent owned by Michael Spencer, the chief executive of ICAP, the world’s largest money broker. Spencer is one of the wealthiest men in the City, with a personal fortune of about £400m. In the last tax year he received £9.6m in pay, bonuses and dividends.

          Other donors include Fidelity, the fund manager, which has given more than £100,000 to the Tories since July, and J C Bamford Excavators, the manufacturer of the iconic yellow diggers.

          Funds have also been donated by Stringfellow Restaurants, Britain’s best-known table-side-dancing venue, run by the ebullient Peter Stringfellow

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          • vote no to av,vote no to sandal wearers says:

            Did you donate anything?

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          • Anonymous says:

            I cannot afford to buy policies or hire a MP like a London taxi.

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          • Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

            Don’t expect the Electoral Commission to do anything about this. I was reported to them for illegal political donations, and they did nothing about it. They are just like the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner, Local Government Ombusman and all other public sector Regulatory Authorities; created to make the electorate believe they have representation against the System and Executive, when in fact they have none. Thank goodness, otherwise many of us would be in jail.

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          • Ade Octor says:

            Any connection with Chlamidea ?

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          • Ed Shrinka says:

            It’s probably just the way Red Ed pronounces ‘Florida’.

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          • Greychatter says:

            Party Donations:
            The Unions apparently over recent years have financed Labour with Union members funds to the tune of £100 m – Gordon Brown received about £10 Million of union members funds to fight the last election.
            Presumably the shareholders in the companies mentions have not objected to the donations.
            What say have the Union members in where their Left wing leaders donate union funds?

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      • 45
        The Duke of Edinburgh says:

        Your numbers are wrong!

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      • 54
        The Milimong Effect says:

        T=36, L=40, Dims=12. Labour majority 46.

        (it was Labour Majority 75 a few days ago).

        http://ukpollingreport.co.uk/

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      • 58
        misterned says:

        So they picked up 8% points from the liberals who insist on voting for losers…

        Well considering the BBC has been relentless in attacking the BBC 24/7 non stop with lies, misinformation and negative spin on every issue. Yet the tories INCREASED their seats from a very high level they had last time these seats were contested in 2007.

        Once the gross and monstrously large pro-labour bias has been removed from the constituency boundaries, making them fair and equal, the tories are looking at a very serious chance of winning a clear majority at the next election.

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        • 87
          Anonymous says:

          If would be a fairer system if we elect the PM directly, one person one vote and first past the post. At council level there is some thing wrong with the boundary.

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          Four-eyed English Genius says:

          BBC attacking the BBC? Self-harming are they? BBC attacking Tories, methinks. :-)

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    • 42
      Anonymous says:

      I am a bit confused, who got more votes? Thought MPs are elected to represent the people and not to dictate to the people.

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        Hugh Janus says:

        MPs are elected to represent the people? What a quaint idea! You really are confused, aren’t you? MPs, in the main, are there to represent themselves and to maximise their income. In between those activities they enjoy telling everyone else what to do – apart from Muslims and the EU of course, both of which are untouchable.

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      • 429
        Nemo says:

        I thoery you are correct but practically HJ is correct both Liebore and the Cons the Lindems no longer count

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    • 44
      Anonymous says:

      It takes a Scotsman do do it.

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      Tooth fairy says:

      link anyone??

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    • 186
      Dave M says:

      Any links to video greatly appreciated, i want to see Dimblebore each the shit he deserves!

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      Tacitus says:

      Michael Gove also had a good go at Caroline Quinn on World at One yesterday, and accused her programme of having an agenda BEFORE the results were known.
      He also knew she would speak to Balls after him so pre-emptied most of Ball’s crap.
      Good to see her whining and then trying to fight back from the bleeding obvious.
      Only wish more ministers would attack the BBC for their so obvious bias.
      Later she “interviewed” Balls and allowed the bulging eyes ranter to rave on as usual.
      Perhaps Balls should raise his own party – the Monster Bulging Eyes Loonie Party. Suggestions please.

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  4. 4
    Fifer says:

    Militwat! :)

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  5. 6
    The last quango in paris says:

    Perhaps all his stags can wear that (in his home)

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  6. 8
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    PRICELESS !!

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  7. 9
    Real News says:

    HUNDREDS of Osama bin Laden supporters clashed with English Defence League extremists today as a “funeral service” for the assassinated terror leader sparked fury outside London’s US Embassy.

    Read more: http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/245148/Furious-bin-Laden-supporters-vow-revenge-on-streets-of-London#ixzz1LbCkKjyB

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    • 19
      Professor Henry Brubaker, Institute for Studies says:

      The fact that these verminous scum even dare show the face on our streets is a direct result of the treachery and cowardice of the last labour government and their vile policies of multiculturalism.

      Enough.

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      • 30
        Tessa Tickles says:

        “Abu Muaz, 28, from east London, said: “It is only a matter of time before another atrocity – the West is the enemy.””

        We do still have the death penalty for treason, don’t we?

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        • 38
          Mike Hunt says:

          Alas no, European Human Rights etc.

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        • 47
          Anonymous says:

          No actually we dont, The blair government abolished it.

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        • 52
          Axe The Telly Tax says:

          No we don’t.

          Bliar got rid of it so he couldn’t be hanged.

          The treasonous bastard.

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        • 57
          Joss Taskin says:

          If the West is the enemy, why don’t they all pack their bags and join their chums in the ( Middle ) East ????

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          • Benefit money? says:

            They hate the West so much, they left Islamic Countries to come and live here.

            Not exactly a vote of confidence in Islam, is it?

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          • Sir Bob Carolgees says:

            Don’t pay benefits and dish out counci flats as efficiently as Tower Hamlets..

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    • 23
      BBC faggots says:

      This is of no interest to us

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    • 24
      Spot the media bias says:

      “HUNDREDS of Osama bin Laden supporters clashed with English Defence League extremists

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        misterned says:

        That anti-English bias is fucking sick!

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        The Paragnostic says:

        And that was the PA reporting – just imagine if it had been the Guardianistas or that nice Kenyan lady that was on QT last night?

        Is it extremist to object to a load of subnormal subcontinentals who burn poppies and insult our troops?

        If so, then sign me up as an extremist, along with most of the British people.

        Cops should have let the EDL loose on the bastards and just come along and picked up the trash for dosposal at sea later.

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    • 262
      AC1 says:

      The EDL are “extremists”, and ObLs lot are “supporters”?? WTF is that rags editor smoking???

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  8. 10
    Professor Henry Brubaker, Institute for Studies says:

    19:41 hours.

    I win, AV looses.

    The end.

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  9. 11
    Down With Brown! says:

    Even the BBC are reporting that No wins!!!!!

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    • 25
      QWERTY says:

      Yes but the BBC will simply ‘forget’ that Red Ed had anything to do with the yes campaign, just as the BBC ‘forgot’ that the one eyed Scottish mong was responsible for fucking up Lloyds TSB bank, when it all went to rat shit with HBOS

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      • 53
        ZXCVB says:

        Just as QWERTY forgot that the Lloyds deal was waved through by Englishman Peter Mandleson when at the DTI. Bigots have such selective memories.

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        • 60
          Not quite says:

          He isn’t English, he’s a shoe.

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        • 62
          QWERTY says:

          Rubbish, the deal was brokered by the one eyed jock mong, the BBC’s Robert Peston told us so.

          “…UPDATE 10:32AM: I am hearing that this deal has been negotiated at a very high pay grade level, with the Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, talking to Sir Victor Blank, chairman of Lloyds TSB, about how helpful it would be if Sir Victor could bring himself to end the uncertainty hanging over HBOS by buying it…”

          http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/robertpeston/2008/09/lloyds_to_buy_hbos.html

          NOW FUCK OFF

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          • PD77 says:

            QWERTY: You forget Lefties hate facts that expose their past misdeeds and mistakes that’s why they like to rewrite history (Bliar and 1997 was year zero remember)!

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          • ZXCVB says:

            I’m not a lefty you mong of fuck I’m a Scottish Tory , QWERTY. And his ilk do more damage to the cause up here than all the lefties in the country. You sir are a complete tosser. Mandleson ran roughshod over the regulations governing takeovers to ensure this take over went through. That, mongfaced twat that you are is a fact. Take you Scottish racism and go back to the intolerant left where you belong, where you probably come from in the first place. Dick head.

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          • QWERTY says:

            Tut tut, oh get a load of ZXCVB!

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          • PD77 says:

            ZXCVB: I would do but then again you are not in possession of all the facts, I fail to see where I was racist and it was a general observation that you were a Lefty, but to be quite honest I stand by it due to your childish argument methods by resorting to the use of swearing to make a personal attack and your point.

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          • ZXCVB says:

            I was responding to QWERTY who uses full and abusive language with gay abandon. As for you , your assertion that I am a lefty was based on no evidence at all other than I made the valid point that Manadleson had a key role in the takeover. That’s it, that’s your evidence. What a prat.

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          • PD77 says:

            And you really think he did that without El Gordos approval, you are both delusional and a lefty bigot as well then

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          • ZXCVB says:

            PD77 Your stupidity goes from bad to worse, If you actually read what i said I never defended or denied Browns involvement my point was that he did not act alone.
            Bigots like QWERTY only see someones nationality being an issue when one of the protaganists is Scottish. I was pointing out that there were other players like Mandleson involved.

            Im not going to bother saying more on this as you are clearly a stupid wanker blinded by your bigotry.

            I am begining to think you are a Labour stooge intending to cause trouble between folk on here who are actually in broad agreement of the dangers of Socialism.

            Create a smokescreen , divert the argument from the evils of Socialism and onto that of Nationality ie its the evil Scots who are to blame.

            What next , the Jews ?

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          • PD77 says:

            ZXCVB: your probably right but you seem to have issue with QWERTY and then lumped me in as being racist, I will say one thing nobody wishes the Left more time away from the levers of power than I, and trust me I bear no grudge against my fellow travellers both sides of the border, I apologise if I caused offence, but it was only only to defend that I am no racist or I would look rather silly.

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      • 357
        misterned says:

        The media are largely blaming Nick Clegg for the AV loss. Despite the fact that Ed Miliband very visibly took control of that campaign and pushed Clegg off the campaign, refusing to share a platform with him.

        That sort of childish petulance turned off a number of voters.

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    dickythedentist says:

    Gordon finally got the jocks browned off.
    It’s the way i tell em.

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  11. 14
    BobbinP says:

    BRILLIANT!!!!!!!

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  12. 18
    QWERTY says:

    So how come the BBC were telling us that less that 850 seats would be a BAD night for Liebore yet Dimblebore claims it was a good night for Liebore?

    http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/848/bbclies.jpg/

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    • 33
      Tessa Tickles says:

      It’s a times like this, I’m really glad I don’t pay the TV license tax.

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    • 34
      nell says:

      bullyballs said they would easily win 1300!

      edballs also went to scotland to rescue the labour campaign and ensure the defeat of the snp.

      I think he’s taken on the mantle of gordon’s curse.

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      • 43
        QWERTY says:

        Well he’s cursed with that boy wife of his.

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          Socialists are deluded.com says:

          Very strange but i would love to knock Ms Coopers back doors in ! doctor please.

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      • 102
        Tommy says:

        Actually Gordon came out the Fife bunker to promote Iain Gray on a platform of the economy and job creation in Dumfermline. BBC scotland gave him ample screen time but questions were screened first and he only met with hand-picked Labour voters.

        But there were the odd few voices above the stage managed proceedings aimed directly at Gordon which he used that stupid grin whilst that sideshow harlet assistant tried to make best of the situation telling hecklers to leave when one actually sent her packing back to the entourage by saying Fuck Off. All of you…

        It is refreshing to know that he is effectively poison not only to the UK but his own back door. Many constituents have put in questions regarding his absenteeism and not one single reply or explanation has been given.

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        • 118
          nell says:

          gordon did come out of the fife bunker and promptly lost the kirkcaldy scottish constituency for the labour candidate to the snp!!!!

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  13. 31
    zzzzzz says:

    Christ on a bike your current T-shirt fetishism is truly bizarre.

    Is it down to you being too fucking fat to look good in anything, let alone a T-shirt?

    Grow up!

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    Eeu to me says:

    Ok where’s our referendum on the EUSSR, we’ve had one to keep the Libsh*tes sweet now how about one for the people of this country to vote on getting out or staying in the EUSSR, yes I know which way I would vote.

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    • 70
      misterned says:

      Emergency Euro meeting tonight…

      Greece wants out of the Euro to resume an independent currency.

      THANK YOU FOR GETTING OUR OPT OUT JOHN MAJOR!!!

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    • 161
      Observer says:

      If the Conservatives don’t give the country a referendum on EU membership, a lot more people will be looking to UKIP.

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        Don't think so says:

        I don’t think as many conservatives are as foaming at the mouth about getting an EU referendum as a lot of the posters on this blog. But even if they are, I can’t see why the country should be given a referendum on the EU.

        The majority of sheep found AV too complex and therefore gave a resounding, dumb, ‘no’ answer. What chance have we got if they are put in charge of expressing an opinion on a much more important and complex issue? We’d be fucked, basically.

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          Sir Everard Digby says:

          I think you are wrong;the AV vote was nothing to do with the voting system.It was a protest against the political classes and answered the referendum question:

          The country is in deep economic shit and fixing that should be a priority -anyway how do you feel about us political classes granstanding,spending your money and failing to explain clearly why the fuck we should vote for this change. Do you think this is a good idea? Vote yes if you think it is’

          Sadly 6 million or so fuckwits did agree. Ed and Clegg amongst them. So they appove of useless expenditure for no reason then? Ed did not need to campaign hard -he’s been doing it for the previous 13 years. Clegg’s a child of the EU -’nuff said.

          Tossers.

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  15. 36
    Eeu to me says:

    Jack Straw looks ill?.

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  16. 41
    The Clan of MacMilitwit says:

    If he comes back to Scotland, he will get a nose job outwith NHS!

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    nell says:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/wintour-and-watt/2011/may/06/edmiliband-nickclegg

    As senior labour mp’s are now saying of miliband’s handling of the av, local and scottish election

    ‘It was a total disaster on all levels’

    The graudian seems to agree with them!!

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    • 75
      QWERTY says:

      But the BBC won’t be reporting it. They think Red Ed had a GREAT time, he’s a fucking hero

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      • 83
        Axe The Telly Tax says:

        A working class hero no doubt. Shame they don’t mention his multi-million pound inheritance from his Marxist father.

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      • 269
        ST says:

        Bloody hell, a Guardian article I’ve enjoyed! My favorite bit was the Labour MP saying “don’t let anyone tell you it isn’t really bad”.

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    • 78
      misterned says:

      It was the most inept campaigning from a party leader since Michael Foot’s 1983 longest suicide note in history.

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        nell says:

        Well it looks as though militwit’s is going to be even longer doesn’t it?

        labour is essential a cowardly animal. It never gets rid of leaders when they’re past their sell by date, not even failed one’s. Look at their record over kinnochio and brown.

        So we can expect another four excruciatingly embarrassing years of militwit as labour leader and then a GE at which he is annihilated. Even then labour will probably keep him on to fight another day.

        Long may it all last.

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      • 164
        jgm2 says:

        So that’s two elections Ned has personally fucked up. He did write the 2010 Labour manifesto remember.

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        • 364
          misterned says:

          Very true, but he has scrapped every single one of his policies in his 2010 labour manifesto since that election. He only had one left and that was campaigning for a yes to AV vote.

          He even lost most of his own party on that one single solitary issue.

          The man is a 100% loser. He couldn’t even win the vote in his own party to be his party leader and had to rely on a combination of Union block votes and the perverse peculiarities of AV.

          With every defeat he is having LOSER stamped deeper into his public image and that is in spite of the best efforts of the BBC.

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    • 119
      Lee Jon Ayres (dec'd) says:

      Wed Ed – the gift that keeps on giving.

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      busted nokia says:

      but pretty good for a lower sixth former

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    Engineer says:

    Hmm….careful with the triumphalism, it can come back to bite you on the arse.

    That said, it wasn’t really a good result for Miliband and Labour, apart from in Wales. It was better than might have been expected for the Conservatives, and slightly worse than predicted for the Lib Dems. In Scotland, it was an absolute disaster for Labour – if the economy improves over the next four years, they could be fighting an uphill battle, and they could have a real problem at the next General Election.

    Labour’s only real hope is to admit and apologise for the mess they made of the economy, and demonstrate that they’ve learned the lessons. A good first move would be to banish to outer darkness all those shadow ministers who had anything to do with economic matters in their last government. Given the nature of the way in which they select their front bench personnel, Ed Miliband’s hands are somewhat tied in that regard; he has a major problem.

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    We are just 2 steps away from permanent Tory rule in Westminster and permanent SNP rule in Scotland.

    1. The boundary changes to get rid of Liebore’s inbuilt majority.

    2. Independence for Scotland.

    Bye bye Liebore.

    Hahahahahahahaha.

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    • 66
      Heir to Blair says:

      I spot a flaw in the ‘permanent Tory rule’ idea.

      Cameron’s not a Tory.

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      • 76
        Van Rumpuy Pumpuy - Cameron's bed mate says:

        And I ‘rule’ you, not some upstart local tosser.

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      • 77
        Axe The Telly Tax says:

        Cameron can easily be ditched after Scotland gains independence.

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          a P*ki says:

          As long as whoever replaces him continues to spunk millions our way we’re happy and gratefuls for the benefits!

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        • 282
          a Scotsman says:

          As long as whoever replaces him continues to spunk millions our way we’re happy and gratefuls for the benefits!

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          misterned says:

          I think that if the referendum to destroy the UK does happen, then surely the WHOLE of the UK should get a vote in it? Or is a tiny parasitic minority going to get the only say.

          Also, of the parasite decides to become independent of its host, it should lose ALL UK subsidy, ALL money from the English oil fields and all Westminster MPs and NONE of them should get a severance package, or pension from being a Westminster MP.

          Also they should be classed as an entirely new country, with its own representation at the UN, and as such have to apply for EU membership if it wishes to be a member and therefore not get any EU subsidy until it is a member.

          The Scots are not interested in being a stand-alone nation. They are rooting around for the best host to leach off. The truth is that they believe that they would get a much bigger subsidy from the EU as an independent member state, (I know that is self-contradictory) than as a region within the UK.

          The EU will probably let them too. Pretty soon the ‘PIGS’ countries would be the ‘PIGGSS’ countries.

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  20. 63
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    On my Fightback Tour 2011, I will be travelling up and down the Country by train…

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  21. 80
    Unfunny Mitchell, Carr, Brooker and Laverne says:

    Giss a job!

    Like

  22. 88
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Veni Vidi perdidi

    Like

  23. 89
    Take me to your leader says:

    Hi, I just landed from Mars.

    Apparently, in order to get a leader, some of your population put a cross on a piece of paper to say who they would like most to steal from them. This is called voting.

    You do this every fourth or fifth time your planet goes round the sun. What surprises me is that a lot of people in your little country vote for a group of tossers that specialise in financial mismanagement but then always blame it on other folks. I am told that this group is called Labour Party.

    Can someone explain please why people vote for this party?

    Like

    • 93
      Lord Mandy of Boiz says:

      Can I anally probe you?

      Like

      • 179
        In my snickers says:

        Where did you put the mars bars?

        Like

        • 372
          misterned says:

          I ate them as light snacks whilst watching the great entertainment of seeing labour fall far short of what it needs to make any sort of come-back in the UK AND watching the tories increase their success from a very high 2007 election result, and watching labour kicked out of Scotland and watching Miliband’s YES campaign get stuffed, thrashed and humiliated.

          Like

  24. 90
    joescotus says:

    I dont know if im in need of help,I cant help watching the Wright Stuff on chnl5 every morning ,the fragrant yasmin was performing to all about her spat with(she would not name him on air) douglas murray on last nights question time.

    the host, bold mathew declaring “ive never heard of him”
    Well Mathew how many times have you been required on Question time?
    You sneering lefty bumfucked fudd.

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  25. 92
    David Mitchell trying to take the piss says:

    and failing miserably.

    Like

  26. 97
    joescotus says:

    any link to gove & dimsey

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  27. 107
    annette curton says:

    Hi,Yasmin and Ed.

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  28. 110
    nell says:

    Well militwit is facing disaster on all fronts tonight.

    Wiped out in scot land, failed to make much impact on local councils, only won 30seats in wa les, yestoav cra shed.

    So where is his mentor, kinnochio? Y’know he who was going to make millions from the new electoral system.

    Like

  29. 111
    Dack Blog says:

    Blimey I hope you post the TB clip just on Sky. Though if I were him I’d shell out for a superinjunction to keep that buried.

    Like

  30. 120
    Eeu to me says:

    Who are these No to AV people congratulating themselves on tv, pretending the were the one’s that won it, it’s the first time Iv’e seen their mugs, how dare they, I didn’t need a gang of tw*ts to remind me how to vote.

    Like

  31. 123
    Charlie Gilmour says:

    I am one of many upper class twats.

    Like

  32. 124
    Dorian Smith says:

    The BBC – Proud to continue as Official Turd Polishers for the Labour Party.

    Like

  33. 127
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Does this coincide with his “lets dance on Maggies grave
    The reunion tour” planned every year since 1983 ?

    The bloke is a fuckin embarrassment !
    Not only to his party but to the British people on the whole !

    Like

  34. 128
    QWERTY says:

    I notice that all through the evening the BBC have made the ‘Liebore success’ (don’t laugh) in Wales a bigger and bigger story. So as Red Ed’s real failures are more apparent (Scotland, no real progress in the south east, only taking half the seats he was supposed to and losing the AV vote) the BBC are trying to divert the story.

    Pathetic BBC.

    Like

  35. 131
    Down With Brown! says:

    The BBC says:

    Elections expert Prof John Curtice says the No campaign has apparently won the referendum by securing the support of older people, Conservatives and those who have not enjoyed a university education

    Basically everyone the BBC hates gave their pet idea a kicking.

    Like

    • 153
      hmmmm says:

      as if their votes don’t count, neither do their opinions

      Like

      • 178
        The BBC says:

        Their votes should not count, only the votes of Somali asylum seekers, men called Mr Mohammad, students, drug dealers and the man who cleans up the used condoms we leave on the toilet floor in the Hampstead Heath urinals.

        Like

  36. 131
    say what you see! says:

    The Guardian’s deputy chief wench Natalie Hanman is rather a precious individual.

    Like

  37. 139
    Someone else with his finger on the pulse says:

    Just see Tory Bear on Sky WTF is wrong with him ? he looks like he is off his face !

    Like

  38. 142
    Down With Brown! says:

    Like

    • 155
      Bazza says:

      Is there a twat from Izzard yet or is he still at the crying into a blanket stage?

      Like

    • 157
      Engineer says:

      A fine length of pork sword, more like…

      Like

    • 183
      fuck off you CUNT says:

      Fuck off you c’unt. National treasure? National fucking embarrassment more like.

      Like

    • 194
      nell says:

      ‘botty’?

      What grown man uses such a word?!

      Usually a child beyond the age of three has matured beyond such an expression.

      Like

      • 257
        We'll see who's laughing then says:

        Wait till the fag gets killed by muslim extremists.

        Like

        • 267
          Mad Hattie Harman's curiously cavernous front bottom says:

          The phrase you’re looking for is “wait until he enjoys going forward in a rich multicultural experience, as our wonderful and highly-valued Islamic community project him from the top of a cliff.”

          Like

    • 369
      City of Vice says:

      Pork pie? I thought Fry had recently declared himself as Jewish?

      Like

  39. 146
    Down With Brown! says:

    Yes5,726,966 No12,419,025

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  40. 150
    nell says:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/wintour-and-watt/2011/may/06/snp-alexsalmond

    Oh how funny!!

    our tone is now blaming the long deceased (may he rest in peace )johnsmith for the establishment of the devolved scottish parliament!!!!

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  41. 151
    Down With Brown! says:

    10 regions voted yes (Home to trendy lefties)

    428 regions voted no (everywhere else in the UK!)

    Like

    • 159
      stun says:

      Saw a few of them…Cambridge, Lambeth, Camden, Glasgow something. Has anyone seen a full list of the Yes areas?

      Brighton was No, just – less than 1% in it. 250 votes. Ha! Decent turnout in the South-East and quite a few 75:25 splits.

      Like

      • 163
        stun says:

        Ah. Oxford, Haringey, Hackney, Southwark, Islington (shocker), Edinburgh Central.

        Nuke them all.

        Like

      • 171
        Bazza says:

        Generally the sort of places that wish to inflict either immigrants [urban] or windfarms [rural] on other places in England as punishment for people in those places buying the Daily Mail.

        Oxford and Cambridge both on the progressivista side, Hackney, Islington…

        I expect the rest of us were too thick to understand the issue properly.

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    • 378
      Geordie Scoot says:

      Oxford, Cambridge, Kelvin, Edinburgh Central, Islington, Camden, Hackney, Lambeth, Southwark and Haringey – we salute you as the foci of the nation’s intelligentsia and liberal elite (not sure about Haringey), and the rest of the nation offers its craven apologies to you for being so stupid as to know what is in its best interests. Now feck off!

      Like

  42. 152
    But BBC News is saying says:

    It was a fantastic night for Labour! Ed Miliband is on course to be prime minister.

    Like

    • 173
      The BBC tell lies says:

      Last weekend the world rejoiced in watching our beloved Edward Miliband marry his beautiful wife, watched by 2 billion lovers of Socialism.

      Like

  43. 156
    BBC News, brought to you by Damien McBride Productions says:

    Even Paddy Ashdown mocked Dimbleby earlier for the bbc’s supposed balance!

    Like

  44. 165
    Another Engineer says:

    What’s this rumour about Greece quitting the Euro? Speculators starting gossip to cover their short positions? Or something more interesting?

    Like

    • 177
      THE OUTLAW BALDY WALES says:

      Maybe not !
      The Greek people along with the Germans ,French and others have Looooong been calling for a return to their own currency !
      this must be why the unelected scum in grey suits throw our money at them for fun to try to bribe them to stay in the feckin useless feckin euro

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    • 203

      Der Spiegel have the headline Greece plans euro exit, but the story is a total denial that Greece is quitting.

      Everyone else is just reposting the same story.

      Need more info.

      Like

      • 270
        David Camoron says:

        Hmm. *thinks*.. I’d better send another £7bn over to Greece, ASAP.

        (that should bolster my prospects of a great EU job after 2015).

        Like

      • 271
        AC1 says:

        Remember:

        It’s not true until it’s denied

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        • 329
          Cameron - traitor, EU lover and cunt says:

          Remember:

          I will never give the people of Great Britain a proper and well-earned referendum on continued membership of the EU.

          Like

    • 396
      PD77 says:

      Well I certainly hope we get a refund from all the money El Gordo Sunk into the Euro when he sold off our gold if they all start to revert to their former currencies, or was that a non-refundable deposit?

      Like

  45. 166
    G'day mate says:

    All in All

    A good day for Dave.

    An expected day for Nick.

    A Brilliant day for Alex.

    A dismal day for Red.

    A terminal day for Gordon.

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  46. 167
    THE OUTLAW BALDY WALES says:

    Vice president Joe Biden telling the American soldiers at Fort Campbell
    “You are the best fighting force in the history of the world ”
    what a fuckin muppet !
    as the muzzies prepare to toast their arse’s big time
    i would put my house on it ,
    That on a one to one basis
    with the SAS ,
    not a one of you would ever see the light of day again !

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    • 303
      MrAngry61 says:

      It’s a war mentality. During WW2 New York bars would have signs outside saying things like ‘This establishment is frequented by the world’s toughest fighting men”

      Like

      • 398
        PD77 says:

        That’s rich, if they were fighting what the hell were they doing in a bar in Noo Yoik, no wonder the war went on for almost 4 more years after the Yanks decided they would like a piece of the action, they were all too pissed to join in fully!

        Like

        • 433
          Nemo says:

          The Japs forced their hand, the yanks were making big money from exporting arms to both sides, more in our favour.

          Like

  47. 168
    Labour man says:

    Hi everyone. I’m a socialist and Labour supporter. Someone told me I’d be made to feel welcome here.

    Like

    • 170
      QWERTY says:

      Sure no probs, welcome

      Like

      • 176
        Labour man says:

        Thank u! :-D I notice many of the comments here are quite anti Labour. I thought most people hate the Tories. Ed’s our man!

        Like

        • 181
          THE OUTLAW BALDY WALES says:

          TaT !
          See that can of Very Expensive petrol over there ?
          Pour it over Yourself and your wheelchair !
          Set alight to yourself and watch as everybody on this blog rally around !

          To Buy More Petrol !

          Like

        • 217
          Red Fred says:

          No. no no no no.

          I can assure you that Ed, Ted, Red Ed, Red is “OUR” man.

          Like

    • 208
      nell says:

      Surething hunny, if you ever feeling lonely you can always place you head on my wonderfully large baps and give them a snozzle.

      Like

      • 214
        nell says:

        You don’t need to steal my moniker. I’m sure you have enough confidence to post under your own. sallyalley or bullyballsmoll or hattyharpic or pollytwaddle……

        Like

  48. 169
    • 192
      nell says:

      Well they’re a bit late – the sea has already claimed him.

      I hope its cold and miserable down there.

      But in truth the arab spring has already swept away most of os ama’s ex tr eme political aims. Most ar abs now are looking for democracy.

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    • 198
      ffs says:

      Shoot the c’unts.

      Like

      • 204
        nell says:

        I know they’re still a risk for a while yet but they are in decline.

        The arabspring has brought more powerful moderate voices to the fore.

        Interesting that socialism and radical is lam are both, internationally, in decline at the same time.

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    • 346
      Ctesibius says:

      Bin Laden is being turned into crab-shit as we speak.

      Like

  49. 184
    Down With Brown! says:

    Hannan savages Huhne the Hunt.

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  50. 185
  51. 189
    Yes to Scots Independence says:

    Vote YES to spend your own money for a fucking change.

    Like

  52. 191
    Down With Brown! says:

    Isn’t it time for a referrendum the people of Britain really want for a change?

    http://www.peoplespledge.org/

    Like

    • 199
      nell says:

      No! Sorry We can’t be supporting carolinelucas, she’s the greenparty.

      One of her members over the last few days has been trying to sell his ‘sexualfavours’ on the web to the highest bidder

      And no there’s nothing wrong with being gay. What’s wrong is trying to sell what you are blatantly on the web to make as much money out of it as possible. If that’s what the greenparty think is free expression, then most of us don’t want it.

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  53. 196
    Ed Balls, Shallow Chancer says:

    Is this a dagger which I see before me ??

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  54. 200
    QWERTY says:

    What a hoot the BBC are, did I miss something? Didn’t Red Ed support the AV vote for yes?

    Well read this wonderful piece of shit from the mongs at the BBC and notice how not only do they not link Red Ed with the AV vote he only gets mentioned right at the bottom where the BBC like to also hide away his failure in jockland.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13297573

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    • 205
      ZXCVB says:

      OK we now know, after the 27th time of posting we DO get it Mr qwerty mong, now piss off and give it a fucking rest will yeah!

      Like

      • 209
        QWERTY says:

        ZXCVB shouldn’t you be off drug taking and bumming little boys?

        Like

        • 223
          ZXCVB says:

          I just get sick to death of racist c’unts like you posting your filth on forums, I had to take one down the other day on an other forum I visit. It seems to me that racism is growing in this country and people are only too happy to go along with it.

          Not in my name.

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          • QWERTY says:

            Oh fuck off and die you fucking leftie c u n t . Do your parents a favour make it nice and messy, a train would be fucking hilarious

            Like

          • Socialist Watch says:

            Piss off already!

            Like

          • Do fuck off says:

            Bigoted bastard.

            Like

          • QWERTY says:

            You don’t need to steal my moniker, commenter @ 10:40pm.

            I’m sure you have enough confidence in yourself to post under your own moniker and not to steal others. It’s just bad manners and will always be seen for what it is, pathetic!

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          • QWERTY says:

            So what if I voted B&P, I’m a proud Neo-ℕAℤI!
            Proud of my race
            Proud of my people
            Proud of my country
            Proud of gassing 19 million J℮ωs to hell!

            1488

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          • ωнiт℮ ρoω℮r says:

            Si℮G H℮IL, brother!

            Like

          • Part of the solution, or part of the problem? says:

            Sorry, ZXCVB. When the muzzies kick off and we deal with them, you’re either with us, or you’re a dead man walking.

            Like

          • Tough on Crime : Tough on the Causes of Crime says:

            Deal with the muzzies? One has to deal with the architect Blair first.

            Like

          • NSDAP1488 says:

            Like

          • Pull the other one says:

            ZXCVB – On what effin planet are you a Tory supporter??
            You’re chippy, preachy and humourless – oh you’re Scottish, all right!
            But in your strange little mind, how do you align yourself with the right?

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    • 206

      from the web page.

      ‘Clear result’

      Labour made significant gains in town halls in the north of England and in the Welsh assembly elections, it fell just short of an absolute majority.

      Labour also held Leicester South in a Parliamentary by-election with an increased majority, although the Lib Dems hung on to second place. Sir Peter Soulsby, whose decision to stand down triggered the contest, won the contest to be Leicester mayor.

      The Conservatives managed to make significant gains too – with their Lib Dem coalition partners apparently bearing the brunt of public anger over spending cuts at English local elections.

      See. There’s nothing biased about that.

      Labour did well.
      The Lib dems under the tory-led coalition are just being used as human-shields, that allowed the Tories to hoodwink the voters.

      Now the weather with that lovely Laura Tobin. Look everyone. Its Laura.

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      • 213
        Bazza says:

        I’d love to fuck that Laura Tobin up the arse, the dirty little bitch I bet she’d enjoy it too.

        Like

        • 333
          Bazza says:

          Bazza had nothing to do with the above comment, or the sentiments expressed re: Laura Tobin.

          But is busy having bad thoughts about Bryony’s ponytail.

          Like

      • 215
        RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

        Time for another we-launch !! Another fightback !! A new, new, impwoved genewation !!!

        Like

    • 210
      nell says:

      At least ITV, just now, had the courage to tell the truth .

      “Labour grandees, are tonight, asking searching question about ed miliband’s leadership, in the face of this electoral disaster for labour, on all fronts”

      Perhaps its time for cameron to consiider selling off the beeb in little bits to the highest bidders.

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      • 222
        Well Paid Shill says:

        Nope, just tell Patton to put in place a 3 strikes system for bias, tell 3 lies and pick up your pink slip.

        I’d pay the license fee just for Dr Who and the good BBC dramas.

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      • 225
        Joss say says:

        Labour grandees ???? Brown ? Kinnockio ? Presslob ??

        We’re right down at the bottom of the barrel but they think they’re the cream of the crop.

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        • 242
          nell says:

          Oh you musn’t forget straw, aintbustinagut. the extremelyfatminthumbug whassisname ( oh yes twatson)?, baronessu, sugar, gorbalsmick, and the ultimate grandees bliar and gordon!!!

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      • 231
        ZXCVB says:

        Ed Miliband is a right fucking tool

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        • 249
          QWERTY says:

          Your a right fucking tool, now piss off you mong faced twat!

          Like

          • a doctor writes says:

            Stop projecting, it’s bad for your mental health.

            Like

          • QWERTY says:

            Fuck off Doc, ZXCVB is a c’unt of the highest order scroll up the threat and look at his posts, it’s the work of a mad man indeed.

            Like

          • Polly Toynbee's dried-up vag says:

            I smell a tat! A bwoken-bwained tat!

            Here, tattty tatty tat! How’s your bwoken bwain? Don’t cwy. Mummy in Heaven won’t be happy!

            Like

  55. 211
    busted nokia says:

    wonderful, LD lady on R5 is saying that another referendum should occur in the next few years – typical

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  56. 218
    Well Paid Shill says:

    BBC staffers all seem to look a little incredulous when the experts they keep bringing on call it a bad day for Red Ed Moribund.

    When Labour can’t even take back the heartlands they lost at the dof end of the last government they you know they’re screwed.

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    • 233
      Damien McBride says:

      The BBC do as I say

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      • 247
        nell says:

        That’s absolutely fine.

        But it’s time cameron withdrew the beeb funding and set them free to say whatever they want at no expense to the public purse.

        Like

  57. 219
    Anonymous says:

    A general air of depression on all BBC News programmes from Today onwards…..’kin wankers.

    Like

  58. 224
    Red Nick says:

    Why does Nick Robinson Always stick a soundbite on the end of his reports? Is it summert they teach in Journo University?

    Tonight he has been repeating ad nauseam what he thinks is an old Chinky proverb. “be careful what you wish for”.

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  59. 230
    doh! says:

    Any word from Eddie Izzard?

    Like

  60. 237
    Wernher Von Braun says:

    Who has had the most relaunches, the Space Shuttle, Gordon Brown, or Red Ed?

    Like

  61. 246
    Scotland says "Fuck off Labour". says:

    I feel sorry for Clegg. He decided to ditch idealism for real politics and is getting a kicking for it. The English need to grow up & recognise Labour are the cause for the mess this country is in. There are loads of English & Welsh arseholes still voting Labour. Ffs!

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  62. 247
    Xenosauridae says:

    Is Red Ed a Lizard?

    He certainly looks like one. So does Justine in time.

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  63. 268
    It was not me it was the other three says:

    For once I agree with the BBC a 100 or maybe 200 dole cheats marching in London is not News and there is no reason to give them any publicity. Marching in London not actively looking for work no Benefits

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  64. 272
    domestos says:

    Completely off topic but….

    I really don’t care where he was actually born but if the President releases a personal document which turns out to be fraudulent then that would be a very serious matter. It is easy to roll your eyes at those saying something is wrong but if you watch this youtube video

    you will see that the PDF document released is actually built up of several layers which show it has been heavily edited. OCR can be used within PDF generation and it does create layers but it will not create layers containing sections of the images.
    Because someone “forgot” to flatten the image before publishing the editing layers are still there for all to see.
    Having watched video this I downloaded a free trial version of Adobe Illustrator and then the Certificate PDF file from whitehouse.gov – if you don’t believe there is anything wrong do it yourself
    Take 10 minutes to look at the film and then see what you think

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    • 289
      The Alien Lizard People says:

      Obama is one of us, you Earthlings are so fucked

      Like

    • 292

      Yes completely off topic indeed domestos!
      I mean, don’t you have better things to do on a Friday night than post stupid videos on Obama’s faked birth certificate?

      We all know it’s fake, I mean the guys a fucking niℊℊ℮r after all!
      Deary me, come back when you’ve grown a brain and worked out were this country will be in just 50 years time.

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      • 318
        Socialists = Sociopaths says:

        He looks like a money to me, they don’t usually do birth certificates anyway.

        Like

        • 376
          Socialists = Sociopaths says:

          An imposter ! Imitation is ( not always ) the sincerest form of flattery.

          Don’t nick my moniker !!

          Like

          • Its only TaT.
            He mostly comes at night.

            During the day he’s too busy with his
            “It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again,” project.

            Like

      • 430
        Domestos says:

        I suppose the occupant of the White house is not so important

        Watch the video and consider that someone putting out a document so badly faked is the leader of the “free world”
        Never mind 50 years, worry about the next 5

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    • 347
      albacore says:

      In the end they impeached Nixon but admitting that Obama fooled all of the people all of the time would be one step too far for 21st Century progressive America (if, indeed, it were true).
      There are some intriguing follow-on videos to the clip you posted, domestos, not least the one of Citizen Number One bowing himself double before the Saudi king. Nice to see Gordon playing a bit part in that clip, too.

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  65. 273
    Tough on Crime : Tough on the Causes of Crime says:

    I see that republican terrorist Martin McGuinness has been re-elected.

    Any chance of independence for NI as well as Scotland? They’re both more than welcome to fuck off.

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    • 285
      Surely their value to England is incalculable says:

      But but but.. we need them both, sooo much. Don’t let them leave, they must remain part of the union and..

      Oh, yeah. OK.

      Like

  66. 275
    Jezza Paxman says:

    God I love Ed Miliband

    Like

  67. 284
    Socialists = Sociopaths says:

    McDoom: his electoral forecasts were as good as his economic forecasts…..

    Like

    • 291
      zzzzzz says:

      What a fucking mong.

      Like

      • 300
        Stephanie Flanders says:

        I’m a tranny, does that make me a mong too?

        Like

        • 342
          Homo Watch says:

          What the fuck is this tranny shit all about anyway, two long fucking days we’ve had this now! Obviously we have some sort of strange gayer here who thinks every BBC News presenter is a fucking tranny, wishful thinking on his part I believe.

          Like

    • 297
      sod the lot of them says:

      Does the dirty criminally insane bastard ever wash his hair?

      The dirty, dirty, dirty bastard.

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    • 305

      Just look at all the MONG’s down there, trying to post nasty anti-tory comments to our beautifully fully funded well educated right wing posts!

      Yes you deserve to be down there complaining, you fucking dirty scummy twats!

      Let them eat cake I say!

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      V

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  68. 288
    Mad Dog Gaddafi says:

    Hey I will come over and take charge of the Lib Dems you indidels

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  69. 290
    Little Boy Blue says:

    Wikileaks are reporting the result of the Bin Laden DNA test. It seems it consisted of 12% cocoa, 66% coconut, 14% sugar and 8% milk. US experts have concluded it was due to the bounty on his head.

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  70. 296
    Stephanie Flanders says:

    I LOVE TED MILIBAND

    Like

  71. 299
    Kate McCann says:

    Buy my book!
    I’ve got a husband and two kids to support.

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  72. 302
    screw the lot of them - they screw us says:

    EU secret talks?

    So much for “open” and “transparent”.

    Fuck the lot of therm, often and hard.

    Like

  73. 307
    Greece tells the EU to get fucked says:

    Just tell those mugs who thought they had it in the bag that we’ve let the cat out.

    Like

  74. 310
    dickythedentist says:

    Look into my eyes. Look into my eyes.
    What do you see?
    A millionaire marxist arsehole.

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  75. 313
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    This is what the cnut who masquerades as the local MP in my area had to say:

    “However, Sadiq Khan, a close ally of the Labour leader and a fellow supporter of Yes to AV, blamed Nick Clegg for the debacle.

    He said: “Because of your hunger for power, not principle, I’m afraid the chick’s come home to roost. For a generation now we’ve lost the chance for electoral reform.””

    His references to principle are hilarious given he is still under investigation by the police for expenses fraud.

    The sooner we remove this oily little shit from parliament the better.

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    • 317
      Bill Wiggin says:

      He’s just a stain in a far larger slick of slick operators all looking after each others arses.

      Like

      • 361
        Nemo says:

        Ginny I bet your in a constituency that one of those jobbies for life types barring a nuclear bomb dropped on London

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    • 331
      AC-DC says:

      C-unt needs to be flayed and burnt

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  76. 319
    dickythedentist says:

    Just because i have only one hand it won’t hold me back.
    Remember Hitler only had one ball and look what he achieved leading mugs to slaughter.

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  77. 326
    Small society in the Big House says:

    That should keep the mugs busy digesting the ins and outs of an ants arsehole for the foreseeable future while we deal with IPSA.

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  78. 327
    Polly Toynbee says:

    Yesterday saw a great victory for Ed and the Labour party.

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  79. 330
    Ed Milliband says:

    I’m off to give Justine a hard rough fuck up the ass to work off my frustration at today’s results. The funny thing is, I can post this and everyone will think I’m an imposter. Ha ha ha.

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  80. 334
    not a machine says:

    Nice one guido ,the empty spin tour ,

    Dimbleby Robinson combo worked quite well ,Kaunsberg did well .However I give sky graphics on website best info and Adam boulton for best line to Chris Huhne at AV count ,and best line to at making miliband have am busted look outside his house and jon craig having most did that really just happen look.

    alex salmond for best late night line “every costituancy that ed went to visit went SNP and then they sent Ed balls up to tell us about finace (i bet that sent turn out up) ,i felt like giving them there bus ticket back home.

    kind regards

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    • 437
      Scotty says:

      Not surprised – have you seen millie live? cant look you in the eyes, a glasgow kiss invitation if ever I saw one, and balls, a scotsman wouldn’t buy a car from him.
      Best SNP propaganda possible.

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    The people have spoken...now can you all just f*** off and do the job we elected you to do last May says:

    Truly…Ed Miliband is turning into Labour’s 21st Century equivalent of Michael Foot and is a walking embodiment of why the AV system is rubbish.If his brother had been elected leader Labour would have done much better and Cameron would be more worried instead of secretly being eternally grateful to the unions for foisting such a dud on the Labour Party…I bet he couldn’t believe his luck..Ed is the Labour equivalent of the Tories disastrous leader IDS who is a fairly competent Minister but was simply not leadership material…no shame in that some people have the necessary attributes others don’t and Red Ed don’t

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    • 383
      MrAngry61 says:

      RedEd hasn’t demonstrated any competences yet IMO.

      (Notwithstanding the Michael Foot award for lamentable performance at PMQs.)

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  84. 350
    Eeu to me says:

    Just thinkin, Now the SNP own Scotland all those laws that these fruit and nuts have in mind will be on the statute book, like driving up the price of booze, I wonder how long the fish will take to reverse that one when he finds that the voters go to other parties, intersesting times especially for Scotland.

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  85. 351
    Eeu to me says:

    modded

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  86. 352
    Ted Foot says:

    So it turns out that Red is really the son of Foot and not Brown.

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  87. 353
    Red Ed is a Marxist shit says:

    Fabians are evil

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  88. 354
    Nemo says:

    Looks like Teddy has started a new career as a crooner, I think we should be told.

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  89. 360
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Can UKIP do for England what SNP did for Scotland ?

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    • 382
      Nigel Barrage Balloon says:

      In a nutshell, NO.

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    • 388
      Well you can dream I suppose says:

      UKIP have about as much chance of getting a MP elected to Westminster as the Raving Loony Party I’m afraid….not enough people in England can be arsed about the EU either way to vote in enough numbers against either of the two mainstream parties

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      • 411
        labourunionsbbc we are one says:

        Only because the bbc doesn’t tell the truth about the EUSSR, or even give the other side of the story, if they did a whole lot more WOULD be arsed about it.

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  90. 362
    Nick Clegg says:

    I was so depressed last night thinking about the Coalition, Council Elections, theeconomy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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  91. 375
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    R.I.P Seve Ballesteros

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  92. 377
    Why is it that the political elite don't like it when the people don't vote the way they should ? says:

    Polly in the Gruniad bemoans the possibility of untrammeled Tory Hegemony and asks why Labour hasn’t made much of an impression in view of having a new young dynamic leader ?

    I can answer that luv….co’s the unions foisted a duffer on you

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/may/06/start-of-long-conservative-hegemony

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    • 381
      Joss Taskin says:

      Is dynamic a typo for dipstick ??

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    • 391
      heads i win, tails you lose says:

      Looks like Polly might be on to something.

      “Meanwhile, Lib Dem votes collapsing to Labour may paradoxically yield more Westminster seats to Tories. Labour regained its northern strongholds but until it besieges Tories in the south, it’s not a contender. Losing Scotland was a blow. Boundary changes favour the Tories and if Scotland breaks away, then Westminster looks blue stretching into the far horizons of the future”

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      • 399
        RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

        Oh, thyit.

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        • 402
          Down With Brown! says:

          If Polly doesn’t like Tory Britain she could always move to Tuscany full time.

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          • labourunionsbbc we are one says:

            A poor man but I’ll gladly chip in for her fare.

            Sicking to hear her spout her biased garbage (uninterupted) on toady this morning, saying that liebour ‘happend to be in charge when the biggest ression in the world hit us”.

            “happend to be in charge”

            Can you belive it?

            And this woman(?) is paid to air her political views.

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  93. 379
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    “SCOTTSIH LIEBOUR, LEADING THE WAY…….”

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    • 387
      No thanks Ed...the electorate says:

      Well are you surprised Ed was the brains behind and responsible for planning McIdiot’s many fightbacks;re-launches and policy initiatives from 2007 onwards and they’d got to re-lauch No 34 just before the general election last year so plenty of opportunities in the next 4 years to get into three figures

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    • 422
      Local Scouser Luciana Berger says:

      What’s wrong with his hand? He keeps bobbing it? Looks like he’s winding an invisible car window up.

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  94. 390
    Lady Bowden of Neasden says:

    LibDem MPs are urging Nick Clegg not to stand down as leader. None of them want his job right now

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      The LibDems learn the hard way that if you lie to the electorate you pay the price says:

      And then they walk out of the Coalition I suppose ? Cameron calls an election before the legislation on election dates receives the Royal Assent for 5 year mandatory parliaments..the Libdems get annihilated….Cameron returns with small overall majority or Labour do …..either way the LibDems are fucked good n’ proper. They gambled on winning the AV to guarantee them always holding the balance of power…they picked 5th May the same day as the elections for local councils in England and parliament and assemblies in Scotland,Wales & NI to firstly ensure that they kept criticism on cost to a minimum and also maximising the turnout.They would have been better to postpone the AV Referendum until after these elections so that people would either not turn out in sufficient numbers(would favour the “YES” campaign) and not make it a vote against the LibDems..they miscalculated and lost and this of replacing Clegg and walking out of Coalition would be another poor judgement call. The laugh on Clegg is that he could have quite honourably said that in view of his pledge on tuition fees that he and his party could not in conscience support any rise in fees as it would be a breach of trust and that rather as Dep PM vote against he personally would have to abstain on the issue but give his MPs a free vote.But he didn’t and has now reaped the result of the electorate thinking that the LibDems can’t keep their pledges especially one so high profile that notwithstanding the parlous state of the economy he should not have in conscience broken

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    Down With Brown! says:

    Bitter Vince shows that he is a sore loser:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13320029

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    • 410
      Eeu to me says:

      The great Vince Cable, the financial wizard of the country all peed off and upset, can it be we are going to get toys out of the pram time in the next few weeks, I hope so, Polly wolly doodle upset, the left upset over Scotland, if it gets any better I might even start to think nice thoughts about rusty the warmonger and hopes he see’s that the EU is strangling this country in red tape and financial difficulties and by staying in the expensive non productive EUSSR club the country is going nowhere.

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    labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Fancy being a little shit and stabing your own family in the back, only to become a pawn of the big boys, then turn out to be the loosing tosser you always were but who had influential daddy to make things happen.

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  97. 407
    annette curton. says:

    In case anybody was wondering (BBC seem to have decided now that the A/V referendum never happened).
    Yes 32%-6,000,000
    No 68%-13,000,000
    Pretty damning figures.

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    • 412
      South of the M4 says:

      Mentioned on Radio 1 news at 10:30. A disaster for Clegg. No Labour politicians were involved, no no no. Particularly not Ed Milliband, no no no. It was all Clegg. He fronted all the press conferences, he even printed the leaflets etc.

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    • 414
      labourunionsbbc we are one says:

      They say it happend, gives them another reason to attack Clegg, and by extention the Coalition and finally the Tories.

      But what they don’t say is that the referendum loss had anything whatsoever to do with the unions little marxist boy.

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      • 418
        annette curton says:

        At least Kinnochios counting machine company shares should now be worth jack shit.

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    • 419
      The BBC...it's what we do says:

      Seeing the BBC deal with the AV result was almost as good as watching them being mystified why the Tory vote had held up as it had and that they’d increased their councillors and had a net gain in councils they control… The fragrant Laura Kuennsberg also made pretty short shrift of all the bullshitting politicians appearing and even put that old “Pro” David Dimbleby in his place when he tried to interject and stop her analysis at one point….also it was a pleasure to watch Emily Maitless though manipulating her figure(s) in that foxy tight red dress in the Vote 2011 Programme so much more satisfying that Peter Snow’s Swingometer of old

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  98. 413
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Red Ed fails to convince Hitler.

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    Aunt Hilda says:

    Upon closer examination of the council results clearly the milliband strategy is a complete failure. Had the labour party held their hands up said ‘it was us guv’ and rightly claimed some forgiveness that the banking crisis wasn’t just theirs to be blamed for…they could have taken up the policy alternative stance and fought on the detail to re-establish some measure of credibilty.

    As it is they have adopted the denial routine slamming the scale of cuts when their own would have only cut a billion less..and still haven’t offered any credible directional alternatives……a completely risible position to adopt and one for which up and down the country the voters they want to come home just see as cynical two faced double talking labour ethos perpetuated.

    The lib-dem collapse is wholly expected….Clegg could not have really believed he could be deputy PM when his first television appearance transformed his election but he very soon realised those easy vote winners …such as tuition fees and AV might haunt him when he found what the realities of being in government really do to those glib soundbite strategies.

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  100. 421
    Uncle Arthur says:

    the curse of kirkcaldy struck to finish the scottish dream…he he

    Like


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