Izzard the Labour Lizzard
Like that persistent tranny who won’t leave you alone at a bar,* Eddie Izzard isn’t fooling anyone. The formerly frocked comedian has given his full-blown support to the “Yes to AV” Campaign, but his pick-up rate hasn’t been too good in the past. Izzard was last seen telling the country that Gordon had saved the world and that we should join the Euro.
But the joke isn’t funny any more. Labour insiders suggest that Izzard is only sucking up to Miliband to take MEP Claude Moraes’ position on the London Labour List for the European Elections. He has been attached to Red Ed’s hip at virtually every Labour Party event since Miliband took over.
Claude is said to be aware Izzard is after his job and is not a happy bunny…
UPDATE : A few minutes after this was posted this popped up:
Pro-AV's Eddie Izzard, now appearing on Sky News with Adam & Sarah, tells me he wants to stand as MP or London mayor. Running for office!—
(@joncraig) May 04, 2011
*Years ago when Guido lived in London’s East End, Izzard used to frequent his local boozer. Eddie would hold court in a cocktail dress to admiring young acolytes. The regulars thought he was a twat.
UPDATE II : Apparently Boulton just put this to Izzard and he confirmed he was interested “in 2020″. Yeah right…
Dont we have enough clowns in the EU parliament already?
Izzard the Lizzard – nice one!
Guido’s PMQs Highlights out in record time – who won #bestline?
Could it be Tuscan Tony or Billy?
thanks Geeks, at least you post winners
Eddie Lizzard is a hoon of the highest order. His electoral chances are about as good as St. Esther of Rantzen, though she wasn’t burdened by being hitched to the Stupid Traitor Party that did so much to smash the UK.
As for tomorrow, No has it in the bag, so send a real message by spoiling your vote with a message that matters:
EU referendum NOW!
Izzard – Lizzard, I see what you’ve done there. Clever.
So hard to know how to vote on this AV thing.
That nice transvestite comedian says I should vote yes, as does Colin Firth – who was really good in the King’s speech. Joanna Lumley says yes too.
On the other had, James Cracknell says I should vote no – and he one a gold medal in the Olympics. Both Ian Gower and Darren Gough also say I should vote no and they were really good cricketers. Darren won that dancing thing also – and that can only add to his credibility on constitutional reform.
If only I knew how Patrick Stewart would vote – then I could be sure that I was doing the right thing.
I too was in a quandray of how I should vote in The Scottish Elections tomorrow then I saw a party political broadcast with that fine actor Richard Wilson in it asking me to vote Labour.
Who can forget his wonderful catchphrase” I dont beleive it” and that classic sketch with the Skip and the car ,
I remembered how I roared with laughter at the Double glazing man sketch when I saw it for the first time.
Oh happy days.
Anyway back to the broadcast…vote Labour ? Not Fucking Likely Mate !!!!
Vote Tory then as they need all the help they can get .
Andy Edinburgh
Britain used to have a Tory party, but then it got infested with EU socialists.
Aye, the choice is rabid, authoritarian, corrupt, far left ( ZaNu-Labour )
Servile, arselicking, weak as piss, incompetent, leftover’s ( Lib-Dim )
Or, pusillanimous, dishonest, dithering, conniving, left ( conservative ).
Is Osborne transvestite? He looks like it but I could be wrong.
Anyone whose choice at the ballot box is swayed by the opinions of vacuous zelebs is a tossflap.
Having said that, I am more likely to listen to the opinion of the bloke who played Captain Picard than Neddie Lizzard any day of the week, so none of us are immune to such tactics. That’s why the spin merchants use them.
I used to like Lizzard. Now it is very clear for all to see he is nothing more than a traitorous, EU-worshipping, Labour-loving uber-tossflap with (dis-) honours.
Just posted above with the wrong username!
What an idiotic tossflap I am! D’oh!
I’m holding out till I hear David Tennants viewpoint.
I say – that’s a bit unnecessary. How else is one to sensibly decide the manner of constitutional reform if it isn’t to weigh up the opposing celebrity endorsements?
Joanna Lumley was really hot in the Avengers – so maybe I should vote yes.
I’ve never come across a persistent tranny who won’t leave me alone in a bar. What sort of bars do you hang around in Guido?
Charlie says “never go anywhere with men or ladies you don’t know”
Charlie’s obviously a muzzie.
Disturbingly, Charlie was kenny everet.
Always though he was fond of charlie
If Guido thought he was a twat he must have dressed up well. I’ve always thought he was a “tranny” and proud of it.
My mind boggles at him “being joined at the hip with Ed”. It must have been that “pleased to see you” photo Guido printed last week
At least Izzard is out and you know not to drop the soap near him. Half the bloody parliament are “friends of Mandelson”…
I think the correct terminology is “Friends of Dorothy”
Mandleson – Dorothy, Dorothy – Mandleson. What’s the difference???
I suppose a tranny would be in favour of an “Alternative” vote.
Is that a fag in Izzard’s mouth?
What sort of bars do you drink in Guido? The more interesting ones, it seems.
And what sort of messages does he emit with his body language
When Guido lived in the East End, Eddie Izzard used to frequent his local pub. He would hold court in a cocktail dress to admiring young acolytes. The regulars thought he was a twat.
u should maybe put this pertinent bit of info in the main post. certain types might be mislead!
Which of you wore the dress… you or Izzard?
One of the problems of using the third person of course is that such confusion may reign.
Anyhoo, he does appear so be a slimy twat with his political leanings. Good job outing him.
Not only that but Izzard is one of the ugliest men you’ll ever see, truly, profoundly ugly . Even his voice is repellant and unattractive.
He was good at the comedy store though. Easily the best compere.
If it was Tony Slattery hosting it was a recipe for a dull night.
The funniest thing about the unfunny twat is that he actually believes that he is somehow in touch with the values and beliefs of “the people” despite being on the wrong side of just about every public policy argument he has ever promoted.
Tony Slattery…..ah, yes!
Whatever happened to him?
“When Guido lived in the East End, Eddie Izzard used to frequent his local pub. He would hold court in a cocktail dress to admiring young acolytes. The regulars thought he was a twat.”
Which one is the millionaire and which one is still propping up a bar?
The Millionaire will be the Labour Supporting one.
He’s a stupid fool and an idiot of the first degree. I am comfortable with him going to the EU.
That’s where people who hate England go to work.
Actually replacing Moraes (a whinging ex-student union Scot whose never had a ‘proper job’) with Izzard might not be a bad idea then the other MEP’s in the EU Parliament might consider that getting rid of the UK might not be such a bad idea after all !!
Moraes is about as much of a Scot as Warsi is a Yorkshire lass i.e. it’s clear where their loyalties lie.
Thanks for clearing this up. I had wondered what he was after.
What astonishes me is that anyone thought that Izzard was a plausible spokesman for any political campaign whatever.
the bbc ? They’d put peter sutcliffe on without mentioning his ‘previous’, as long as his comentary was pro labour or limp dim.
ex BBC Ignatief just blew it for the left big style in Canada.
Yet another excellent reason to leave the EU.
shhh! only after he’s gone there
His USA TV series was dropped, so he hasn’t got anything better to do evidently.
Surprisingly what I saw of it wasn’t too bad IMO.
He was on The Simpson’s once, taking the piss out of all the cctv that labour installed to spy on the citizens,
but he must of forgot to tell them that he supports the party that installed them.
Any way celebrities should be banned from politics, Just watch Team America………
“Dicks , assholes and pussies” is up there with the Gettysburg address.
You’re all fucking ridiculous
Fuck off you fat cuпt.
I should be so lucky
Nick Griffins phone number found sewn into Bin Ladens clothes.
Surely that of the Radio Four switchboard?
Plus silk hankerchief with colour map showing escape routes to Bradford…
Carrying 500 Euros as well. One more reason to be wary of the single currency. Still, that’s what you’d need in a caliph*te…
Another bender on left then, Oh well , I supose he does tick certain boxes.
Many boxes will be perfectly safe
“Like that persistent tranny who won’t leave you alone at a bar”
Sorry Guido, I don’t have that experience to relate back to. Must be your charm and boyish good looks.
Fawkes is a gay magnet.
Perhaps it was Nadine Dorries, hazily remembered via a drunken dream.
I think he believes it means, “Yes to A Vagina”.
Almost as nauseating as that other luvvie douchebag, Tony Robinson.
Almost, but not quite
I believe this is what is known as an EPIC FAIL!
The Copenhagen summit, where rich twats chartered so many private jets that the jets had to be flown to be parked in another fucking country, just so that these sanctimonious, hypocritical eco-fascist twats could lecture us about not flying.
Thank fuck they failed to agree anything there.
+1,000,000,000
He is probarly trying to pull Yvette Cooper-Balls.
He is trying to pull Yvette Cooper-Balls.
Izzard represents the Labour ideal; sexually ambivalent, a ‘Slebrity’, only interested in on-message topics, vacuous and most important of all……as far from working class values as it is possible to be wihout being an aristocrat.
One regards the working clarse are awful little oiks.
Dreadful, simply dreadful. Me wife thinks so, too.
Well summed up. He also has the habit of recurrently popping up on BBC political programmes.Like a virulent dose of herpes you can’t get rid of the fucker .
why is eddie izzard ‘going round the country’ a bit like sally bercow – they are not mps – are the labour mps and councillors so crap they need z list celebs to help them?
Ed who?
Yes.
Isn’t Izzard an MP / MEP in waiting, just biding time for the imperial nod into a nice cushy sinecure for life?
Eddie Izzrd makes AV clearer on the politics show.
AV is like cheese. Everyone likes cheese, but some like Dairylea and some like cheder and some like blue…The moon is made of cheese. Only its Edam. There’s a Dutchman living in the moon saying “Help Help! I’m surrounded by bloody cheese..Help!”
Only he says it in a Dutch way which is more “He shevery body. Shelp me ya! i am eating the cheese and schmoking the red bit on the edam”
What is that red bit for? Why doesn’t Dairylea have a red candle making kit on each triangle? {James mason voice} I’d like some cheese please. With the red bit round the edge, but not Edam..cause Edam’s crap”
{continues for 20 mins}
And so that’s why we should all vote for AV
Thank you. I tasted a variety
of Norwegian cheese once and it looked
and tasted of shit. Therefore I’m voting no.
Don’t you mean your vomiting no
Ted Heath
‘ … Izzard is only sucking up to Miliband to take MEP Claude Moraes’ position … ‘
I misread that first time round, jumping a couple of little words. The image it evoked made my lunch sit rather uncomfortably! Still, you gotta laugh at the little creep as he tries to string a coherent argument together.
“you gotta laugh at the little creep as he tries to string a coherent argument together.”
Izzard, or Miliband?
Yes
He’s just told Boulton it’s 2020 when he’s standing as an MEP. And you are childish for calling him a Lizzard Guido.
it’s handbags !
He pretended not to know who Guido Fawkes is and asked Boulton who is he where does he stand?
he stands at the bar at dodgy bars
There is no EU in 2020.
that thought makes me smile
And has Tony Slattery been found yet?
Slattery’s BBC bonanza of coerced income went up his nose, so he went off to sleb-rehab where he learned that if he became “bipolar” he could continue supping state-titty whilst enjoying Special Victim Status.
Bipolar celebs = cokeheads
Kicking when down. NOT very British ?
9 years of campaigning ??? Obviously Politics is important to him but not that important. This smacks of some sort of career plan in which at some point he will become a politician.
One day, maybe, he’ll become a comedian.
Aye – the fragrant Mr Izzard is a tad rattled on Sky. All shouty and finger pointing.
typical yest to AV labour supporting fuckwit then
He’s obviously been taking pointers from Chris Huhne
Pro-AV’s Eddie Izzard, appeared on Sky News with Adam & Sarah, said he wants to stand as MP or London mayor. Running for office!
Orifice, more like.
The EU think we are a joke anyway….
Eddie Izzard WAS an excellent comedian.
Guido was and is still a twat.
However this is proper twatishness
“We have intelligence failure of the rest of the world including the United States,” PM Yousuf Raza Gilani said.
Even though he was living in the knobheads back garden
It’s a bit rich for the nation of inbreds to accuse others of “intelligence failure”.
TWAT?!?!?!?? – that’s putting it politely
Guido – are you getting all soft and coy in your old age?
Obviously I mean – are you getting coy over what you call the Izzard
O/T – shame! NMATV have replaced the ‘Bin Laden final hours’ animation with an innocuous one!
“UPDATE II : Apparently Boulton just put this to Izzard and he confirmed he was interested “in 2020″. Yeah right…”
Didnt know he was intrested in “Cricket”.
What is it about the Liebour party that attracts drag queens, LBGT and similar flotsam and jetsam ????
It considers them as being superior or “more equal” than normal people.
And then it sucks-up to the muzzies, who want to kill the drag-queens, LBGT etc.
Only Labour could support a minority that wants to wipe the other minorities out.
Whilst all the minorities are pitted against each other and trying to kill each other, they were all distracted by their hatred to notice who was fucking the country and creating all this inter-factional hatred in the first place. Labour!
By design too, it was no error, the Labour party planned the balkanisation process along with their masters in Brussels.
I thought Eddie was a man’s name …
Unless it is short for Edwina.
Unlike Guido Fawkes (aka political parasite) Eddie has not got a cynical bone in his body and his work for charity, especially his magnificent marathons round the country, just awesome. Guido you are worthless in comparison. Sorry, but that’s the truth.
You clearly haven’t seen his act.
I’m covered in beeees! Bees make honey – do spiders make chutney? And all the mice built a space rocket made … out … of … jam. Aaaaaanyway…..
[continue for 2 hours. Possibly in French]
If that useless fucking tranny can complete 40 marathons in 40 days, any fucker can. 26 miles a day over mostly flat level roads? That’s a warm up.
Where I come from we have a 42 mile race run over mountains. That’s a lot more difficult than a marathon. I know people who do the London marathon as a warm up exercise for this event.
http://www.keswick2barrow.co.uk/
I’m incredibly impressed
with 40 x 26 miles. Almost superhuman.
Fuck off Izzard.
Izzard is an incoherent, self-promoting septic boil on the political arse of the UK. He a supporter of Brown, who almost single-handedly created more debt as a % of GDP than when we defeated Hitler. He is a traitorous EU promoter, and an ardent supporter of the current debt denying Labour party who would happily take the UK down the path of Greece, Ireland and Portugal into financial Armageddon and eventual EU subsevience.
And a complete Bender to boot.
I am me, i’m a tree.
The regulars thought he was a twat.
He is.
oooohhhhh AV, i thought we were campaigning for the country to go TV….
Say YES to AC.
Alternative comedian
Perhaps Eddie Izzard has decided that he’d be much better off financially if he was an MEP and maybe running for Mayor of London is the first step towards that.
Being a comedian doesn’t necessarily mean you can get into politics……..but then again, Gordon Brown managed it.
I’m not sure the people of Londonistan would accept a tranny mayor.
He’ll covert to Islam, just like Ken did.
It’s Ok to shag boys if you are doing it for the Prophet…
“Being a comedian doesn’t necessarily mean you can get into politics……..but then again, Gordon Brown managed it.”
It took him a long time to get any laughs, but we finally managed it on his last day….
That was just cheers.
Utter relief.
Is it just me or did Yvette Cooper look more like a boy today at pmqs than ever before? That short skirt didn’t help either. Just made her look even more like a tranny.
Explains izzards’ interest in labour possibly ?
Imagine how you would feel if you had to wake up beside blinky every morning (or indeed any morning).
Imagine waking up with him crawling on top of you, his pudgy face contorted as he tries to manipulate his little todger between your legs, then the wet feeling as splurts over your stomach. The the whiff of methane as he farts, rolls off you and falls asleep.
Bleedin’ ‘ell! Quick, where’s the arsenic?
I thought that and also she looked a little bloated. She’s must have been eating a lot of pies over the last few weeks. She may have pigged out on them whist she was at a street party for the ‘wedding’ and had to move fast or else her hubby ‘Blinky’ would have scoffed the lot. I bet you have to eat fast in that household or else you go hungry.
Was the bar called Fairy Dairy land?
If Izzard had been a milkman, would he have been known as the Dairy Fairy?
The Alternative comedian explains AV.
1.Rik Mayall
2.Paul Merton
3.Stewart Lee
4.Harry Enfield
5.Ben Elton
6.Eddie Izzard
7.Phill Jupitus
In this example Phil is eliminated and all first preferences Phil Jupitus votes are redistributed.
Oh! There weren’t any.
I am still the sub-Prime Minister.
Little wonder muslims don’t like dogs.
Fearless four-legged war hero
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3562677/Fearless-four-legged-war-hero.html
Is there anything muzzies do like?
Now that’s a tough one, can I phone a friend?
Er …. benefits?
They like me. The problem being is that they never listen.
Next time you create some followers, give them brains.
Wow after a glittering career on the comedy circuit and TV, I’m sure he’ll be legendary as a Euro MP.
Just like that guy, oh you know, the gay one, he was on Eastenders I think. Colin somebody?
How come the Yanks can’t all sing from the same Hymn sheet on just what happened in Osama’s house?
From what was initially a good piece of PR, complete confusion has now taken over. Looks like the Obama bounce has become a dead cat bounce.
Osama’s two fluffy bunny rabbits and young children are now the symbol of the operation.
The $1,000,000 mansion house now turns out to be worth just £150,00 at most.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/04/osama-bin-laden-hideout-worth
The official says the challenge is that the picture that includes the most recognizable image of OBLs face – from the hangar in Afghanistan – is so gruesome and mangled its not appropriate for say the front page of the newspaper. On the other hand, this is the one that is most identifiable as him.
http://whitehouse.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/03/even-more-on-the-photos/?hpt=T1
Having spent 13 years looking at Gordon’s fuck-ugly face, we’re immune to gruesome.
There are loads of fakes on the net.
A collection of fakes… VERY GRAPHIC… but fakes of OBL none the less.
http://forourfathers.com/2011/05/03/osama-official-pic/
It turns out that the kids next door knew there was a chief man from al-Q in there.
Thats nowt, when i were a lad there was a big house round the corner and they had real ghosts and a dinosaus in the cellar.
zero is americas gordo
I thought that Izzard’s appearance on the Daily Politics Show earlier and his cogent(?) arguments ensured that the NO campaign’s lead will increase. At one point under questioning from “Brillo” he seemed to be distancing himself from the YES to AV’s assertion that AV wil make politicians both more hard-working or honest..at one point I thought he was going to turn into Wolfie Smith as he shouted “Power to the People” as his closing statement when Brillo asked him to encapsulate the argument in favour of AV…trouble of course like all Labour supporting idiots he was completely wrong..AV will deliver less power to the electorate not more..still when as the truth ever bothered the left
I think Edwina Izzard has done a very good job during this referendum campaign. I know I was undecided how to vote until she put in an appearance. Now I am a militantly NO voter.
Wow, Eddie Izzard and Billy Bragg, so wonder no fucker wasts AV. Bragg should be strung up for being a c u n t
And all his miserable lefty songs.
He should have been shot for “I was a miner”.
How does that go ” I was a miner but now I live in a mansion in Devon” ?
Bragg is such a snob he wouldn’t consider being seen dead with a real miner. Let alone talking to one.
on a doorstep, thinking about noshing, surely this can’t be our sally down the alley…..
I’m sure some posh London bint is going to help Labour win votes in Scotland. Not.
But why is she doing it anyway? She is not an MP, Councillor or celebrity. Or is she doing the I AM the Mrs Spe@ker thing?
It’s amazing , isn’t it? This fuckwitted socialist parasite married an odious dwarf cretin and has lived ever since at the taxpayers’ expense, and now struts around the country (probably at our expense, again) in the mistaken belief that she’s popular.
I hope there’s a particularly nasty tumour growing inside her.
I would give her (him) one.
Izzard is prone to lying like all Labourites.
Today he was on Andrew Neil’s programme suporting the AV yes campaign. He changed his tack every time Neil asked him a question or rebutted his answer. He tried to give the impression that he was not supporting any party but only himself. Last week he was in Scotland canvassing votes for the Labour Pary. Non-political my a**e!
Saw Izzard on the Daily Politics Show. Thought he was as thick as two short planks. Seems to me that he is trying to reinvent himself.
Join the Green Rent Boys is my advice Eddie.
Another useless Labour Ed.
David Ford, Alliance
Margaret Richie, sdlp
Gerry Kelly, Sinn Fein
All couldnt wait to be photographed with Izzard on his flying visit to Belfast the other day. He’s a celebrity, you know.
Arseholes.
The man keeps trying to make himself popular in the public eye, he had his 5 minutes of fame in the mid 90′s and now needs public office to provide him with a pension ’cause nobody will actually pay him for his time.
Vote NO! to teach this twat a lesson in humility, though I doubt it will take.
I think the world can safely ignore this twat , he never was funny or that clever .
Get rid of a jock to be replaced by some refugee