May 4th, 2011

Green Party Candidate Exposed As £50-An-Hour “Escort”

Not a good day for council candidates. This is Dave Walsh, the Green Party candidate in the Portslade ward of Brighton. Dave is a former MOD staffer and web developer by day, but at night it seems he has a slightly more lucrative career. Guido has blacked out some parts of Dave’s profile on “Sleepy Boy”, an “escort” service website:

The Greens are spinning this as “a practical joke” being played on their candidate and the profile has been pulled. But how exactly did this “practical joker” get the full frontal shots and the gagged and bound photos exactly? Like Bill Clinton was caught out by a “defining feature”, Guido is sure the exceptional amount of detail provided about Dave’s gentitals could only have come from the man himself.

In case you are interested, Dave charges £50 for the hour, £80 for two or £120 for the night. Does he realise under the Greens’ socialist policies he would be taxed until the pips squeaked on such a lucrative income? 

UPDATE: The national Green Party press office are standing by the “it’s a joke profile” line. The regional office is closed, which is helpful. Perhaps they could then explain if this was “a joke from eighteen months ago”, why Dave’s profile was recently updated to inform punters that he was “free anytime over Easter”. That’s one way of getting to know the electorate.


  1. 1
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    thats bad for the enviorment :-)

    Hope i can see all now.

    • 4

      I’ll be buggered if I hire him …

      • 9
        IanVisits says:

        You wouldn’t – he passive.

        • 75
          Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

          Ding, dong!

          I’m free… unlike £50 an hour Green Dave.

          • Travis Bickle says:

            All the animals come out at night – whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal.

            Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

          • Anonymous says:

            So the Greens really are f**king arseholes!

            I knew it!

          • from the heavily gilded international offices of the Prime Mincer says:

            oh no indeed I am not free at all …my rates are consumately very much higher than the green chappie…watch it big mouth…now where are my swimbos…………..

          • Horny Handed Son of Toil says:

            I bet he’s smelly and filthy, his type take a pride in never washing.

          • Bowden is a tosser says:

            Bowden, see how all the comments (Horney Handed) replying to your pathetic effort are funny – why do you bother you tosser

      • 10
        mandelson says:

        Don’t! He’s not worth a fiver.

        • 192
          David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

          Ideal bed fellow for David Laws, Dave likes to give his boyfriends £40,000 a pop of taxpayers money. A year on and no sincere investigation or prosecution. Lyons needs sacking after Laws is convicted of obtaining property by deception and false accounting. On current form Obama would assassinate people like this without trial.

          When is Cameron and Clegg bringing back capital punishment? They appear to lavish praise on Obama for his assassination when are they going to get the balls to act like him to even get rid of the Human Rights Act?- Dave was on about this sometime ago.

          Yet here we are suffering threats from convicted terrorists and they will not even deport them. The US will not even share intelligence with Pakistan, but Dave thinks it is a good idea to let 40,000 Pakistani’s stream into our country each year on student visas and hand them over £650 million of taxpayers money (possibly borrowed) when they choose to spend vast sums on nuclear weapons and subs from Russia. The US will not even share intelligence with Pakistan. Cameron and Clegg need a good uprising. Vote UKIP tomorrow.

      • 13
        Me Me says:

        No you won’t; he’s submissive!

        • 176
          Anonymous says:

          Isn’t 44 a bit old for a “Rent Boy”?

        • 346
          Baza Obama the dithering President says:

          No pictures of Bin Liner’s corpse yet. Our best Photoshop guys are trying to knock some up but of course y’all realise he’s holed up in Guantanamo undergoing “interrogation” and singin like a lark!

          All this stuff about him being buried at sea is to keep the Muzzies quiet.

      • 421
        Ivor Tapeworm says:

        I’m not fussed about his ‘private life’ that much, but it is telling that he and his party lie through their teeth when confronted with the evidence.

        BTW Guido, how did you ‘happen’ upon this profile? ;)

    • 5

      Nah, he’s not serious, he’s just having a laugh, isn’t he?

      Isn’t he?

    • 15
      Anonymous says:

      Does he know Hague and Osborne?

    • 18
      Chris Bryant says:

      Dave is my kinda boy. Tell him alfa 101 is up for an overnighter anytime.

    • 19
      Guido Comes out. says:

      So Guido in just one afternon you have fessed up to hanging round tranny bars and gay escort sites. Should we or Mrs Fawkes be worried and are there any more skeletons in your closet?

    • 51
      Anonymous says:

      There is a rumor going on that Clegg has resigned; any one know anything about this?

      • 58
        Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

        Clegg? The one from last of the summer wine? i thought he was dead.

      • 62
        Fairy Dairy Land says:

        He certainly looked like he was carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders at PMQs. So it would not come as a surprise.

      • 64
        Tessa Tickles says:

        Don’t tell me he’s left his CV on the photocopier.

      • 123
        Nemo says:

        If that is so Davey willbe looking around for another shield to fight the good fight

    • 140
      Engineer says:

      It’s a bugger of a job this local politics lark, innit?

    • 148
      PD77 says:

      Guess that’s what they imply when they say these new green taxes mean the taxpayer has to bend over and take it!

    • 156
      Royce-Jones says:

      What do you expect – its Brighton for gods sake!

    • 183
      RB says:

      Guido you still dont get it.

      This man will have taken the view that none of this matters. Anyone who raises it as an issue in todays world is a homphobic, blah, blah, blah. C’mon he must be intimately conected to that utter fake Lucas and her brain dead witterings.

      Honestly, these people really are that arrogant – BTW I live in Brighton and I have to put up with these fucking people stuffing their fucking sexuality in my face all the fucking time. Im not a homphobe I just went the fucker to leave the rest of us alone – none of us give a fuck what you do or what you want. In the vein of that execrable organisation Stonewall – get over the fact that none of us give a fuck

    • 186
      Blimey says:

      Could he be booked on expenses?

    • 212
  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Guido you really should stop trawling these kind of sites on the Internet people might get the wrong idea.

  3. 3
    Maddamar Quaddaffi says:

    I like GREEN !

  4. 6
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    I bet he knows Chris Bryant and Nick Brown

  5. 7
    FDP says:

    Astonishingly good value. . . . or so I am led to believe

    • 29
      Tessa Tickles says:

      £50 is a lot of money to most of the people in Portslade. It’s an utter dump (although Fatboy Slim lives there, on the sea-front next door to actor Nick Berry).

      • 88

        Does that bloke from Dollar still do burgers?

        • 137
          Mine d'Boggles says:

          There are no burger bars in Dollar. It is all Wee Frees there. Mind how you go.

          • jgm2 says:

            Dollar is quite a nice place. When it’s not raining. So, about three days a year.

        • 203
          Tessa Tickles says:

          No. But there’s another burger seller in Churchill Square (about the only English burger seller in Brighton) and he makes a fortune. All cash. No wonder the Dollar guy retired.

          • vote no to av,vote no to sandal wearers says:

            I think he must be the only english burger seller in england

        • 280
          Grammar School Boy says:

          Who? Burger Van Day?

  6. 8
    Lord Mandelslime says:

    I’m not fussy – anything with a pulse will do.

  7. 12
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Right with these socailist parties, they keep telling us what we cant do (Fly,drive,eat meat,smoke etc) , For once , is there any chance they could just tell us what we can do? It would save some trees for a start!

    O/T Apologies for earlier Guido.

    • 68
      Tessa Tickles says:

      Isn’t it just typical hypocrisy? The Greens lecture us about not eating meat, and what does their candidate do?

      • 109
        Primrose Hill Marxist says:

        Take it up the bum like a cheap prostitute – except this Huhne is getting paid for it.

        They want to cornhole us and take our money.

        • 205
          Tessa Tickles says:

          If he’s getting paid for it, doesn’t that make him a prostitute?

  8. 14
    Sir William Waad says:

    Well, a Green ought to be bio-degrade-able.

  9. 16
    Most people says:

    Who cares?

  10. 17
    annette curton says:

    Vote yes to AV says Eddy Is Hard.

  11. 20
    MrAngry61 says:

    He’s toast.

    Or he would be anywhere other than Brighton – there he’s a shoo in…

    • 38
      Tessa Tickles says:

      He’s on the wrong side of Brighton. Portslade’s kind of Brighton’s ugly niece. One of the bits we prefer not to talk about. Like Moulescoomb and Whitehawk. The Labour areas. The shite areas.

      • 116
        Anonymous says:

        shite areas?

        right up his street!

      • 193
        AC1 says:

        there are no shit area, just areas with shit people in.

        • 207
          Tessa Tickles says:

          You could liquidate the population of Whitehawk, and it would still be a shite area. And Portslade – nasty fish market and a power station and run-down dilapidated houses.

          Do shite people create shite areas, or do shite areas attract shite people?

        • 228
          Steve Coogan says:

          I had a posh friend from Brighton who lived in Hoveactually

      • 337
        Southern Softy says:

        Are you suggesting that the candidate is “rough trade”?

  12. 22
    Peter Mandelson says:

    I don’t rate him, that’s why I’ve not given him any stars.

    I like my men expensive, and with yachts in the Med. You scratch my back, I’ll pass a law for you.

    • 104
      Lobster Throttler says:

      He’s just a dirty twat though, just like you, you fucking slimy wowser.

    • 309
      BrazilNut Cluster says:

      or let you give me one up my salt squitter any time you fancy

  13. 23
    The last quango in paris says:

    And it isn’t funny

  14. 24
    Doc Trough says:

    Brighton and Hove? Are they like Gilbert and George, Sissy?

  15. 25
    Disco Biscuit says:

    Ignoring for a moment Guido’s intriguing internet browsing habits, has anyone asked Mr Walsh whether he has declared this income to the taxman?

  16. 26
    Mandel's Son says:

    It’s the same background and vest on the Green’s site and his business page. Hope he’s using biodegradable condoms.

    • 46
      Tessa Tickles says:

      All that irradiated petroleum jelly’s not good for the environment, either.

  17. 27
    Hard-Lazing Voter says:

    Has he ever shit in Mark Oaten’s chest?

  18. 32
    WWhat you didn't know pt 94 says:


    Shit stabber is ‘green’ candidate in Sodom.

  19. 33
    They're all smug, sneering Celt cunts at the BBC, 'cept Kuenssbergs whom I wish to bum intensely says:

    They luv it up the arsehole these Greens

    • 50
      A green MP: Elected by queers and scrounger filth says:

      I do not luv it up my arsehole…please retract that vile comment forthwith

    • 67
      Is there a more vile cu'nt at the BBC than Richard Bacon? says:

      The degenerates of Bwighton deserve to be represented by this sort of human filth

      • 105
        vote no to av,vote no to sandal wearers says:

        Like Blair “he’s a pretty straight sorta guy”

      • 418
        Angie "the Eagle" Edwards says:

        The Obama-loving slime ball is certainly up there in the top 5

    • 132
      Please clarify says:

      Is it the act of bumming or the desire to do so that is intense?

  20. 34

    Where’s me credit card? :P

  21. 35
    Dave says:

    Well Dave runs the Green’s LGBT

    Where he says he also runs

  22. 37
    Andy Gray says:

    FFS. Is everybody bent nowadays???!!!

  23. 39
    Sir William Waad says:

    I tried to call him but he was tied up.

  24. 41
    Chras Byrent, boyo says:

    Bugger me…….£50 an hour, is that all he makes as a professional shit stabber in Brighton?


    • 55
      Tessa Tickles says:

      Clever businessman, really. I bet he could sell sand to the Arabs.

      I’m just puzzled as to what sort of person has to pay for bottom-sex in Brighton. It has to be more than just bum-fun.

      • 61
        Eddie Gizzard says:

        Exactly Tessa, why pay for some queer’s arsehole, when virtually all males there are hangin around public lavatories offering their rectums at no cost.

    • 56
      Little Lord Sodomite says:

      He only has a tiny little knob

  25. 42
    The last quango in paris says:

    What’s all this people’s pledge nOnsense tomorrow in sheffield? Ridiculous

    • 78
      The Paragnostic says:

      It is ridiculous – fancy trying to hold Dave to his promise of a referendum on Europe! The cheek of it!

      And on the very day that we get to vote on something that hardly anyone gives a toss about, too!

      • 81
        The last quango in paris says:

        Why are they getting at
        Clegg though?

        • 93
          The Paragnostic says:

          Presumably because Cleggie demanded a referendum on AV, while the real referendum we need is on Europe.

          Nice to see they have the few sensible Labour MPs as supporters – Austin Mitchell, Kate Hoey, Kelvin Hopkins and John Cryer. Dan Hannan and Douglas Carswell are on board too, so it must be a cause worth supporting :-)

  26. 45
    Socialism is a mental illness says:

    Ah Ha! See he is a civil-servant , MOD no less. Bet the troops will be pleased to see the sort of lazy faggots that are ‘backing them up’, over-manned and not a man among them probably. Get the gurkha brigade to shove their bayonets up his rusty sheriff’s badge.

    • 65
      Bled White Taxpayer says:

      You are more right than you think. In 20 years in uniform, I met about 3 MoD civil servants who I rated. 99.99% of them are utterly contemptible. Stupid. Lazy. Workshy. Overpaid. Under-tasked. The cause of procurement cockups. Poorly educated. Incapable of mental flexibility. Bolshy. Frankly, I’d prefer them to be active traitors, as by their incompetence they would at least do our country some good. Alternatively, sack the pigging lot of them.

      And now this specimen turns out to be both a green and a turd burglar. How much worse can it get?

    • 79
      The Paragnostic says:

      Bet he got a bonus then – the shiny seated bum chums voted themselves performance bonuses for shitting on the troops and generally fucking up procurement big time.

    • 101
      Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

      Tolerance! we need to be more inclusive. There is a witchunt going on against me, my Asian friends and my business friends in Portsmouth, also the bent council officers who cover up for me. I feel an empathy with this poor, gay, MOD civil servant. I can assure your readers Mr Fawkes that he is not trying to procure gay serving servicemen to get secrets out of them in moments of sexual weakness and pass them on to the Russians; and I should know about this, I can assure you. Does he have a sister about 17 years old?

    • 135
      Engineer says:

      Guido’s post says “former MOD staffer”. He’s unlikely to have been anything particularly senior, and will certainly not have held any post that might require significant security clearance – they don’t like potential blackmail victims as employees; makes them susceptible to little offers from foreign parties in exchange for keeping their little secrets. He’s unlikely ever to work for the MOD again except in a very menial capacity.

    • 182
      Anonymous says:


      Probably just support staff in the back orifice.

  27. 47
    Anus horribilis says:

    And no reviews. Poor sod.

  28. 49
    Green is the New pink says:

    Dave runs the green’s LGBT site where he says that he runs

    This site openly advertises gay porn and the UK’s gay cruising areas. That’s not very green is it?

    To see if there is a gay cruise near you click below.

    • 53
      Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

      Each to thier own.

    • 80
      The Paragnostic says:

      It is green if you cycle to the laybys (taking your badger watching equipment, of course)…

    • 92
      Laydbackdave says:

      This is Dave’s Profile

      Is a gay single male

      From Brighton Brighton/East Sussex and is 42 years old
      dave is looking for:
      Gay (male), Bi (male) would like to meet them for:
      Friendship, Relationship, Casual Sex, Anything

      Height: 6 foot 3 inches
      Weight: 13 stone 1 Lbs
      Build: average
      My hair colour is: dark brown
      My eyes are: brown
      I have the following tattos: yes
      I have these piercings: above neck
      Fashion: Trendy
      I would say i am: straight acting
      Scene wise: sometimes use
      I drink: Socialy
      I smoke: Giving up
      As far as drugs are concerned: Sometimes use
      I would descride my race as: Caucasian
      and my religion as: No Comment
      My profession is: Internet and Network Engineer
      My cock/breasts size: medium
      and it is: uncut

      Login in to contact dave

  29. 52
    Joss Taskin says:

    Isn’t the leader of the Greens, Caroline Lookarse ???

  30. 54

    Dear Sir

    As a former resident of Hove, I should like to point out that Portslade is a part of Hove Actually and not Brighton.

    When they rammed us together with Brighton, we were promised that we would keep our own identity, a promise that has not been kept and to which you appear to have become an accessory after the fact.

    Yours Outraged,

    Arthur Streeb-Greebling


  31. 59
    Dave in red vest says:

    He was on his way to see me

    • 60
      Dave in red vest says:

      Intriguing news from Washington that Osama bin Laden had 500 euros hidden in his clothing when U.S. Navy Seals attacked his compound at Abbottabad and killed him. According to Politico, Leon Panetta, the CIA Director, has briefed congressmen that the former al-Qaeda leader had 500 euros sewn into his clothing, as well as two telephone numbers to call in an emergency.

      • 71
        Where could they have got to? says:

        No mention of the gold sovereigns he had sewn into his clothing, too?

      • 82
        The Paragnostic says:

        Interesting that it wasn’t dollars – did Bin Laden forsee the dollar collapse later this year?

        • 336
          Ready fire aim says:

          No I just think he may have been under the impression that he wouldn’t be welcome in The States.

      • 357
        Southern Softy says:

        The phone numbers were rumoured to be:
        JobcenterPlus 0800 055 6688 and
        Disability Helpline 08457 123 456
        No-one told him we hadn’t joined the euro.

  32. 66
    A ? says:

    Free over Easter.

    We needed someone for our Passion Play.

    Sounds like just the chap.

    Next year maybe ? Cheers Guido.

    • 83
      The Paragnostic says:

      He’s sub too, so you could use real nails to crucify him…

  33. 72
    SaltPetre says:

    What a disgusting pervert….obviously a ‘YES to AV’ supporter !

  34. 73
    A nurse writes says:

    How big is his cock.

  35. 74
    Ghost of Gordon says:

    Penis information: UK Uncut.

  36. 77
    Manlickscum & Sweaty Balls says:

    I will give him £4 and packet of cheesy to suck my dick.
    My Tory Teddy Bear. I will give you the moon my chubby chops!

  37. 85
    speedster says:

    UNDER Gordon Brown, I have no doubt that his pips would most surely have squeaked. Still, bet he loves a Nokia being “thrown”.
    any comments froma Sarah Beard? (errr Brown)

  38. 87
    Sir William Waad says:

    Dave’s country cottage here:

  39. 89
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Did you find him on William Hague’s expenses claim form ?

  40. 90
    Greeny poo says:

    Well the Greens are fookin arseholes. This just confirms it.

  41. 94

    Green is the colour of his Aids riddled festering arse hole !

    • 97
      The Paragnostic says:

      Donovan never sang that line – or is it from a previously unknown bootleg of “Yellow is the colour”?

      • 112
        MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

        What was that 80′s song by Boney M ?
        Was it Big Brown Dirty Ring la la la la la ?

        • 117

          The green green arse of hom-o Tom Jones ?

        • 124
          The Paragnostic says:

          I think it was the other one –

          By the rivers of Sodom
          Where we sat down and got up straight away cause our arses were raw…

  42. 98
    Manlickscum & Sweaty Balls says:

    Caroline Look Ass leader of the male prostitute party. Recycling your used condoms.

  43. 100
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Alan Johnson former labour mouth piece forces an apology from the BBC
    after he lost an argument with Paul Boateng live on the 5.30 news
    Johnson who’s wife likes “a bit of Piggy” with a Piggy lost the plot and said of Paul Boateng “You can’t believe all this Bull Shit that he’s spouting !
    Forgetting his former public image he reverted back to his old gutter gob shop steward days of trying to intimidate people into taking his point of view !
    forcing an immediate apology

    Twat !

  44. 102
    Anonymous says:

    It went Green and then it dropped off.

  45. 103
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Like Bill Clinton was caught out by a “defining feature”.

    A cigar?

  46. 105
    Carry on Camping with Sid James says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Superb!

  47. 120
    Sometimes I don't know why we bother says:

    The Green Goblin

  48. 121
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    I wonder if he does birthday parties?

  49. 122
    Chrispy Brownpants says:

    What a cheap who re. My special anusol gel cost more than that.

  50. 125
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Breaking News : Barry O’bama has decided that he will not release the photo’s of Bin Ladens corpse
    after Boots the chemist lost the negatives

    • 151
      MrAngry61 says:

      The Pentagon can’t supress them for ever. In any event, wouldn’t surprise me if some of the video of the attack & the trash disposalfuneral surfaces on wikileaks or similar.

      • 171
        The Paragnostic says:

        I’m just waiting to see if any of the lefty scum that inhabit the BBC and C4 nick my Wahabi flavoured shark joke for their ‘comedy’ shows this week.

        They probably won’t understand it anyway – all that they know is the traditional “Palestinians good, Israelis and Americans bad” view of the Middle East…

      • 172
        vote no to av,vote no to sandal wearers says:

        give it a couple of weeks and there will be footage of 1200 sailors qeueing on the aircraft carrier deck to take a whizz on the auld enemy prior to booting him off under the handrail with the pigswill from the canteens

        • 188
          The no plane truth says:

          We have a couple of aircraft carriers which we are looking for a use for. The funeral business may just be what we are looking for.

  51. 126
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Breaking News : Barry O’bama has decided that he will not release the photo’s of Bin Ladens corpse
    after Boots the chemist lost the negatives

    moded ?

    • 131
      Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

      Happened to me earlier, says has posted but doesnt show on screen.

  52. 128
    Chrispy Brownpants says:

    His dick is more Browny green. Cheap slapper.

  53. 130
    Mrs Faye Merritt says:

    They say there’s lots of homosexuals in Brighton – perhaps a majority. This publicity (from Fawkes and others) could get the candidate more support and more votes from those homosexual Brighton residents. In a nutshell – being a gay escort might not be an electoral disadvantage in that constituency.

    • 134
      Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

      Isnt Caroline lucas Mp represent ing Brightin?

      She has a bit of the Yvette Cooper about her.,..

      • 265
        The Westminster tranny says:

        She has a lot of Angela Eagle in her, mostly tongue.

        • 402
          Virginia Wade's Racket says:

          +100. Sorry, I think lesbianism is wonderful, but only when they’re fit. The idea of Eagle and Lucas fills me with horror; what a shrill encounter that would be, both fighting about the strap-on and who has the butchest hair. Give me Kate Silvertongue and Carol Smillie any day.


    • 361
      Southern Softy says:

      According to 95 above, he’s
      “Looking to meet honest guys that are not into bitching about every one.”
      Clearly he’s been through the locals and isn’t likely to have much support there.
      There is nothing more unforgiving than the gay scene. I believe.

    • 401
      Mark Oaten's Hair says:

      Well we all know plenty of politicians use prostitutes – gay or otherwise – and believe me you don’t want to be flapping around getting covered in all sorts and always having to wash and condition yourself. I mean, look at me – I fell out with the wear and tear!

      But is it credible for a prospective candidate actually to be one? On reflection, I think not. Even in Brighton, full of bummers as it is. Even in the Green Party, full of communist bummers as it is. Even in the Green Party in Brighton, where everyone is a communist bummer.

      Hmmm. I used to be worth it.

  54. 133
    Concrete Pump says:

    Breaking News…Irish SAS………..Have just stormed Debenhams after hearing Summer Bed Linen was on the 3rd floor

    • 139
      The Paragnostic says:

      That’s nothing – the Scottish SAS did over Poundstretcher looking for bin liners…

      • 187
        What do the Welsh know about military success? says:

        The Welsh , rolling over to the English for 800 years.

        • 194
          Tessa Tickles says:

          The English SAS.. queuing up at a Jobcentre Plus after Camoron decided we won’t face much in the way of threats for the next 10 years.

          • Liebore scumbag says:

            We don’t, we just invite the terrorists here and do what Liebore did for 13 years, put them in a half million pound house, give them a free people carrier and £5k a month benefits.

            Job done, cheaper than the SAS

  55. 138
    Never Forget says:

    Fucking aids infested scum.

  56. 141
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Oh dear. Too much information, methinks.

  57. 143
    Fabians are Evil says:

    I hope the inland revenue will come after this creature with a nice big tax bill

  58. 144
    annette curton says:

    Nobody knows exactly what happened yet, except of course the BBC, they keep saying Bin Laden was gunned down unarmed, apart that is from one of his wives, collateral body armour?.

    • 147
      The Paragnostic says:

      Do we care whether he was armed or not?

      I wouldn’t bother to check whether Blair or Brown were armed, so why should the Septics be any different with their enemy?

      • 162
        annette curton says:

        No, “except of course the BBC”, (read between the lines).

    • 159
      Engineer says:

      Look, it’s tradition that when the Yanks do one of these big ops, there’s a cock-up. Since the military bit went OK (apart from a broken chopper), in that bin Liner got his and a lot of potentially useful intelligence matter was gleaned, they’ve got to transfer the cock-up to the subsequent PR job. They’re probably just bigging it up for the Hollywood film rights, anyway.

      • 185
        Die Hard 35 says:

        The Yanks can’t tell the difference between a Holywood script and reality. Remember the Jessica lynch omnishambles.

    • 163
      Is the BBC still broadcasting? says:

      ******************** MEMO TO SEAL TEAM SIX*********************

      Target: BBC wankers

      Location: TV Centre and the urinals on Hampstead Heath

      Enemy forces present: The BBC and the population of Southall

      Friendly forces present: The few whitey’s left in London

  59. 145
    The Paragnostic says:

    Is a gay escort a prostatute?

  60. 146
    Osama Bin Laden (My Death Was Exaggerated) says:

    These poofs will not what has hit them when Jihad becomes a everyday reality.

  61. 149
    confused says:

    Brighton! then he’s a shoe in

    • 169
      QWERTY says:

      If it’s Brighton it’s more like a fisting.

      • 173
        The Paragnostic says:

        I would post a link QWERTY, but just google “foot fisting” for an education you almost certainly didn’t want….

        • 184
          Anonymous says:

          How do you know about those sites and what kind of deviant searches for those things. Doesn’t surprise me though Welshman.

          • The Paragnostic says:

            I am interested in Scottish recreational parctices and came across it as part of my research.

          • The Paragnostic says:

            Hang on – that was ‘first footing’, not ‘foot fisting’…

          • Anonymous says:

            Paragnostic hmmmm that sounds suspiciously like the Pete Townsend defence.

        • 367
          Southern Softy says:

          Good g*od man, you could almost get a baby up there!

  62. 150
    gildedtumbril says:

    Obviously the green party thinks we are all green.What a disgusting bunch of green bastards. Since their policies would have us driving horses and carts one is provoked into worries that their behavior might startle the horses.

  63. 153
    Chris Bryant, Lord Mandelson, Gordon Brown, Tony Blair, Alistair Campbell and the males at the BBC says:

    Boy we’d like ot fuck his arse big time.

  64. 155
    smoggie says:

    If he’s “free anytime over Easter” does that mean he doesn’t charge his normal fifty quid?

  65. 158
    Bin Laden's Ghost says:

    All I got is 72 virgin women that are no good to me as I’m a Muslim bum bandit, can I book him for an hour? I’ve got a splitting headache and need a good blow job

  66. 161
    Rodger M senseless says:

    always blowing his own trumpet
    If you would like to Meat !
    Give me a Ring

  67. 165
    QWERTY says:

    I hope unlike Bryant he’s not wearing skidmarked knickers.

  68. 167
    The Paragnostic says:

    Who was the munter sat next to Red Ed at PMQs? I thought Angela Eagle was foul but that one really takes the biscuit….

  69. 175
    Edward Testicles & Edward Milipede says:

    He’s better looking than our wives

  70. 178
  71. 179
    Optional says:

    What’s these Gay Escorts like then?

    Ford used to make good ones.

    Are these good for rallying too?

    Any good reviews?

    • 201
      BLOOD SWEAT and REARS says:

      You can give them plenty of stick
      very ballsy, lots of thrust ,good handling
      and very accommodating seats

      oh beware of the “Rear spoiler “

      • 245
        The Paragnostic says:

        And don’t, whatever you do, agree to a ‘Scandinavian Flick’ :-)

    • 260
      Old gay's pants says:

      Do gay escorts leave big skidmarks as well?

    • 369
      Southern Softy says:

      I believe that Ford also made a car called the Pubic,
      out of old Corsairs!

  72. 189
    nell says:

    Well I have no idea what to say to that. Except if that’s what the green party’s about best not vote for it.

    When I was a girl life was much more wholesome just like these lads.

    • 208
      Strange Old World says:

      Ok so guys who hung out with Charlie Manson and did more LSD and coke than Vietnam War Protesters at a open air gig = nice and wholesome.

      • 210
        Strange Old World says:

        Or am I thinking of the beach boys……looks like too much LSD and coke rotted my brain away as well……

        • 308
          nell says:

          Indeed it was the beachboys.

          The monkees were squeaky clean, being a ‘group’ who were put together for a tv programme and not really a rock group at all.

          Interesting that manson, imprisoned, has now become a voice for the anthropogenic climate change movement.

          No better reason for not believing in it, is there?!

          • Elvis was gay says:

            Nell you need to be aware that in the real grown up world outside of East Anglia, just because some record company says their act is squeaky clean doesn’t actually mean they are squeaky clean.
            There is some information that you are just not ready for yet.

          • Southern Softy says:

            After all, Mike Nesmith’s mum experimented with solvents.
            She came up with correction fluid,
            but was superceded by *delete* and *backspace*

  73. 191
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Just say Yes to voting reform

    • 195
      nell says:

      Give it up!

      yestoav is dead in the water.

      68%, according to tonight’s polls , are against it.

      The snp is expected to win, big time, in scotland (not a surprise since gordon has been out campaigning for the last 7 days)

      militwit needs to pin his dwindling hopes on winning at least 1000 council seats in order to retain a scintilla of hope that the labour party will keep thinking he’s the leader for them.

    • 198
      Nick Clegg says:

      Give it up, shill, we’re fucked. I’m fucked, you’re fucked. It’s all fucked.

      I’m a c’unt, I’m finished, my party’s finished. I fucked it all up to hell in a handcart.

      Ho hum. Off to a job in Europe. Byeee!

    • 240
      NIck Clegg says:


  74. 204
    Margaret Moran says:

    £50? I’m just a tenner for an hour. Wahey! I’m a bargain, me!

    • 218
      MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

      Yes but you’ve got “dry rot” in your back passage !

      • 225
        Margaret Moran says:

        You can stick it up me chocolate tunnel bareback too! Wahey!

  75. 206
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Reports say they found Usama underneath his rather large wife ! They said
    he’s definitley “Bin Layed on !

    • 248
      The Paragnostic says:


      They found bits of him in a French kitchen – they were making cassoulet and used ‘bean lardons’….

  76. 209
    David Camoron is an utter cunt says:

    Pucker-up, guys. Camoron’s found yet another way to waste our taxes..

    “Libyan rebels to receive £1.8 billion trust fund”

    How much from us, I wonder?

    • 217
      Sandra in Accounts says:


      Blue Labour OUT.

    • 221
      MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

      They have control of billions in oil what the fuck is “Call me” playing at ?
      by the end of this year we will have saved billions by the cuts yet gone further in to debt because this tit is trying to impress the world !
      Me too Dave out ASAP had enough !

    • 237
      To me, to you says:

      Ever get the feeling you’ve been taken for a c*nt?

  77. 211
    That's News says:

    Size 11 feet? Dear God! It’d be like fucking Bozo the Clown!!!

  78. 213
    That's News says:

    Also from their website He is motivated by his beliefs in social fairness and sustainability, and runs the Green Party’s national LGBT website.

    If it WAS a joke, it would have to have been by someone who knows a lot about him, also, as Guido points out, someone with access to some intimate images of him. Hmm. Someone like a fellow Green Party member who is gay?

    That wouldn’t be a joke, that would be a hatchet job by an insider. (No pun intended)

  79. 215
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    £50 an hour?

    Capitalist pig.

    • 222
      Tessa Tickles says:

      I’m sure he pays tax and national insurance on it. In fact, I bet he runs a limited company and pays employer’s national insurance, too. And has audited accounts.

      They’re honourable people, The Greens.

  80. 216
    handcocks half hour says:

    “Green Party Candidate Exposed As £50-An-Hour “Escort”

    Give me a chance princess……..I know I can make your inner circle happy.

    • 230
      Dodgy geezer says:

      I heard you like ‘em young. I’ve got a Russian lass, just 17 years old, here to learn english and go sightseeing, places like Big Ben, Tower Bridge, Buck Palace, nuclear installations. Interested?

  81. 227
    Mark Oaten says:

    Will he use my mouth as a toilet?

  82. 231
    nell says:

    militwit and labour are preparing for an early election after the collapse of the yestoav vote as they believe this will bring the coalition down. What a laugh!!

    If dave and nick have any sense they’ll dump vince and huhne in a summer reshuffle, bring back davidlaws and get on with the business of government.

    the libdems, who are polling record lows, have nothing to gain by bringing the coalition down, and everything to gain by keeping the coalition going.

    And can anyone really see huhne making the next leader of the libdem party?

    They’ll never recover their poll ratings with him at the tiller!!

    • 250
      QWERTY says:

      The Limp Dems would be totally wiped out, they would be seen as bottlers and untrustworthy. They are the ones who have to see it through.

    • 266
      Aunt Hilda says:

      agree nell the reshuffle can alter the mix but it was only to be expected from the lib dems as they cannot have realistically expected to be in government….yes possible but not really envisioned and if it had been Clegg would not have used the easy eye catching lines…university fees…AV etc that now see him understanding that when in government those vote catching slogans come back to haunt you.

      In honesty anything is better than brown and given the useless shadow front bench still determined to ignore their abysmal 13 year record.

      • 379
        Southern Softy says:

        Let’s face it, Clegg is history, anyway.
        His best bet is to get rid of Dr Vince and The Huhne and make it clear it’s his decision, not Dave’s.
        Vince can cross the House to Liebour where he belongs.
        Huhne can snipe from the sidelines, where he belongs.
        Clegg has to publically accept that the electorate have voted NO to AV and that is the end to it.
        The coalition may have some chance then.

  83. 234
    Pot, kettle says:

    Jolly good entertainment watching the c’unt Tebbit being targeted for assassination by a specialist hit squad.
    But of course, when our allies do it, it’s justified.

    • 238
      Engineer says:

      Slight difference. Tebbit never ordered the killing of thousands of innocent people, or headed a terrorist organisation. Bin Liner did.

      • 242
        Pot, kettle says:

        But not having the benefit of a trial to examine the evidence, who will ever know?

        • 243
          Engineer says:

          The entire fucking world.

        • 249
          QWERTY says:

          Who gives a fuck about a trial? It’s the one eyed jock poof that should be on trial, where’s all our fucking gold gone? How much are the poof’s PFI schemes going to cost us over the next 30 years?

          In fact fuck it, just string the jock mong up.

          • Small society in the Big House says:

            Calm down Dear!
            We have a tradition in the House of not persecuting our predecessors due to the protection of members pension interests.
            Who knows where such radical thoughts could lead?

          • Southern Softy says:

            McDoom (advised by Ed Bollox) sold the gold at less than $300
            and it’s now $1540.
            The increase would cancel the c*unt’s PFI legacy.
            To paraphrase Derek & Clive,
            What a f*ucking c*unt!

          • David Laws says:

            Said the voter who cast his ballot for change you can stick up your arse.

        • 271
          Aunt Hilda says:

          sad comment kettle…teb’s wife crippled for life …many others very seriously hurt…no-one can say that was a heartening event regardless of political persuasion.

        • 348
          Anonymous says:

          Thankfully that helpful Mr Bin Laden repeatedly told us.

      • 246
        Norm says:

        Tebbit was the arse who oversaw the privatisation of BT, with all the commensurate benefits to the directors, and lo, joined the board quicker than sh*t off a shovel.
        He doesn’t get on his bike for sweet FA.

        • 252
          Engineer says:

          Thank fuck he did. BT ain’t perfect, but at least you can get a phone installed without a six month wait, now. You couldn’t before privatisation, unless you knew someone who’d do it as a foreigner. For cash in hand, obviously.

          • Norm says:

            Cash in hand?
            I’ll have some of that.

          • The Paragnostic says:

            Not only that, but the only phones certified for use on the GPO network were…

            Those supplied at vastly inflated prices by the GPO!

            You could get fined for attaching uncertified equipment to the network – typical Socialist scum tactics.

          • Engineer says:

            I’m sure you would.
            But not mine.

          • On yer bike says:

            But it was exactly that.

          • Southern Softy says:

            And you had to rent the phone set from the Gippo.

        • 273
          Tebbit rules OK says:

          Norm you obviously do not know what it was like before BT was privatised

          If you were fortunate you had a line connected within six months but it costed a fortune. And when you did get a line getting connected to the number you dialed first time was a cause for celebration

          It is fashionable today to talk about phone hacking. I can assure you that listening in to private conversations was all part of the GPO phone experience.

          You have no idea of how far the nationalised utilities were sinking Britain

          • The Paragnostic says:

            “Party lines” were common under the GPO as they refused to invest in their exchanges.

            For younger readers, a “party line” is a single exchange connection shared by multiple homes – if you had one, you could pick up your phone and hear your neighbour’s conversations.

            To be fair, the digital System X was actually developed while the GPO was in charge – I remember one of the lads that used to catch the same train back from Ashbury’s satation in Manchester was working on it in about 1980.

            The GPO was still crap though :-)

        • 324
          Fuck the Socialists says:

          Spot on BT was FUCKING SHIT when the state owned it. you could have a phone in three colours and waited 6 months, then the phone boxes were always out of order and vandalised.

          • Arthur Daly MP says:

            BT are still shit, but at least the directors and their political friends are quite happy with the deal.

      • 256
        The Paragnostic says:

        Tebbit was a trained pilot and would easily have managed to miss the WTC and land safely….

    • 251
      nell says:

      Takes a certain sick and twisted mind doesn’t it? to regard the perpetrators of the brightonbombing as entertaining!!

    • 279
      U R A TWAT says:

      Are you referring to Lord Tebbit who has cared for his wife without complaint ever since she was crippled by a bomb targeted to destroy the British government?

      • 291
        On yer bike says:

        What goes around, comes around. Is this the same establishment that quite happily assassinates others when it’s convenient but regards it as unsportsmanlike when others adopt the same policy?
        And i’m sure Norman manages quite comfortably on his Westminster and BT pension.

        • 297
          Final Word says:

          You sir are sick.

        • 298
          nell says:

          ‘What goes around comes around’ – you need to take note!!

        • 301
          The Paragnostic says:

          I do hope you never have to care for a disabled partner, you twisted Socialist c’unt.

          Been there and done that and it’s no fun at all – Tebbit is a fine and honourable man.

        • 342
          Comrade twisted says:

          You dude are the ultimate proof that socialist groups and their outreach are WARPED big time.

          • Dave's unerring judgement says:

            First rule of ruling is to demonise and pidgeon hole all dissent.
            EU arrest warrant anyone?

    • 285
      Anonymous says:

      Why are socialists so nasty?

  84. 253
    Dave Cam says:

    Can’t you lot call him Dave the gayer or something?

  85. 255
    Eva Precious Brick of Love says:

    sad git

  86. 262
    angelnstar says:

    If you think that might be problematic, how about this? Ken’s behaviour is getting more and more bizarre. We all know about his pathological hatred of America. Is he the Manchurian Candidate?

  87. 267
    Gordon Brown says:

    Slightly chubby, 50, dominant, non-smoker, £20 for one hour, £35 for two, £85 overnight.

    • 275
      Loosestools says:

      they’re ‘going away’ rates…heavily booked

    • 289
      nell says:

      Typical gordon can’t even be honest over personal info.

      Substitute – grossly overweight and turned 60 on 20th Feb 2011.

    • 320
      St Sarah Brown says:

      You can have a threesome for £10 extra

  88. 274
    Team America: World Police says:

    America! Fuck yeah!

  89. 277
    Obama's Batman says:

    Bazza was going to publish the pictures of BinLaden but someohw the film processor sent the wrong pictures, Bazza got shown these and nearly hurled, “no way can the American people see these, it will cost me the election” he said

    • 391
      Southern Softy says:

      Under AV, Tony’s tits win as they were the second preference to more people than Cherie’s because Cherie chose to wear a top and Tony went native.
      Quite by the way, I think Tony is about to lactate.

  90. 282
    Oscar Alpha says:

    Does our Dave mean he likes it up the bum? Very messy business I hear.

  91. 283
    Obama's Batman says:

    Apparently these were the phone numbers found on Bin Laden

    0500 909 693 (BBC Radio 5)

    08705 900 200 (The Labour Party)

    • 290
      Young Tim says:

      the last thing to go through Osama’s mind when he saw the US seals was the bullet..he was only going to throw them some fish but it looked like he was resisiting arrest.

      • 318
        QWERTY says:

        I hear Gordon Brown is really pissed off that Osama didn’t have Scottish pound notes sown into his clothes, even though they’d only be as valuable as sheets of Andrex poo roll

    • 358
      Ready fire aim says:

      I heard it was the mobile numbers for Gordon Browns and Jim Devines Cleaners.

  92. 287

    Vi vas ze delektable und shliky Pippa at ze Hermann Göring Hotel? Fapensie, fapensie, fapensie.

    • 295
      By your beds says:

      theres a queue for pippa moniker… get your tent

    • 314
      The Paragnostic says:

      Stayed at the Goring once – nice hotel but the food wasn’t up to much, which was a bit of a pisser ’cause it was all on expenses.

      That was a few years back, mind you…

      • 375
        Pot, kettle says:

        “all on expenses”.

        • 397
          The Paragnostic says:

          Well, if someone expects me to work for a couple of days in London, and I was living in Manchester at the time, a hotel room, a good meal and a nice bottle of red seems reasonable to me.

          Besides, it all got charged to the customer – I think that gig was the FO.

  93. 288
    Obama's Batman says:

    Seal Team Six video leaked

  94. 292
    Big Jimmy says:

    Just another cock and bull story!

  95. 294
    Yvette says:

    Did you see me on PMQs today, I’m growing faster in opposition. He tells me it’s low in calories….should I believe him?

    • 333
      Ed Balls' doctor says:

      In most cases, yes. But in his, I’m afraid that it’s a pure emulsification of lard and Satan’s seed.

  96. 302
    Ed Miliband, A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of UNITE says:

    Comradeth! Comradeth!…Er… Comradeth!

    Thorry, thtill waiting for Mr Whelan to fax the retht of my thpeech to me.

  97. 304
    Relieved 12yr old says:

    Nadine Dorries: Teenage girls should be taught how to say no to sex

    MPs narrowly pass first reading of Nadine Dorries’ bill to start classes in abstinence for girls aged 13 to 16


    • 313
      Tracey 13 and three quarters says:

      But 70% of what she says is crap, according to her blog.
      Or is that just for the ears of fees office officials?

    • 351
      Anonymous says:

      Can they also be taught to say no to married men as well ?

    • 356
      Gary Glitter says:


  98. 307
    Pippa Middleton says:

    Hi proles. I hear you’re all obsessed with my beautifully curvaceous and toned bottom. I must admit I do have a very fine derriere. Treat me nice and I might let you have a squeeze. Buy me a necklace and you can take me up it.

    • 316
      Dave Walsh says:

      errrgh girls, who finds a woman’s bottom sexy? yuk Now my lovely shit stained poop chute is a real cutie.

      • 319
        Huuuugh! SPLOOT! says:

        Sounds like you’re very knowledgable on that sort of thing, duckie! Do me now!

    • 394
      Southern Softy says:

      I’ve got a pearl necklace you can have, Love,
      I think it’ll look great on you.

  99. 312
    Socialist says:

    Only socialism can save us!

    • 315
      Tracey 13 and three quarters says:

      As long as expense troughing, EU cocksucking Cons*rvatives say so, it must be true.

  100. 322
    Margaret Thatcher at the breakfast table this morning says:

    What year is it? My name is Imelda Sanchez. Weet weet! I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts. I am Catwoman.

    • 329
      Power before principles says:

      If she was so anti EU, why didn’t she lead the charge for a referendum on membership?

  101. 323
    Arthur Daly MP says:

    £50 per hour?
    I wouldn’t get out of bed for such an insulting offer.

  102. 328
    Nads is thick but shagable says:

    I wouldn’t say no to sucking her juicy baps though. She has a cracking pair of norks. I’d shoot my sticky load all over them.

  103. 334
    Do your thoughts also go to the families of soldiers who died because your sham husband didn't provide enough helicopters equipment, you odious cow? says:
    • 339
      nell says:

      My thoughts are often with our lads in afghanistan who lost their lives because the last labour govt/gordon/ainbustinagut failed to provide them with even the most basic of equipment.

      I hope aintbustinagut and gordon and bliar never get a good night’s sleep ever again because of their guilt of underfunding our armed forces to fight their contrived wars .

      • 343
        Dave the Peacenik says:

        As you know nell, i was totally against it from the start.

      • 344
        Dave's unerring judgement says:

        As you know nell, i was totally against it from the start.

    • 350
      Anonymous says:

      Why is she tweeting at 4:58pm, shouldn’t the lazy cow be getting her husbands tea ready ?

      • 354
        QWERTY says:

        The nurse has to give Gordon his special medicine first, otherwise he runs and hides under the able rocking backwards and forwards sucking his thumb.

    • 378
      Lobster Throttler says:

      Fuck off you fat lesbian Hunt.

    • 389
      Fatal attraction says:

      Sarah married gordoom. What could possibly be worse?

  104. 338
    Typical Green says:

    He’s got zero reviews. He can’t be very good then. Just like the rest of his party.

  105. 352
    Pokemwivastick just to see how they react says:

    You have to marvel at the mong voters who are prepared to get fucked by some thieves wearing the correct colour rosette just for the privilege of believing that they’re on the “winning side”.

  106. 360
    Jack Savage says:

    Has anyone made any “he was hoping to capture the seat ” jokes yet?

  107. 362
    The Paragnostic says:

    Totally O/T, but here’s one especially for Billy Bowden….

    • 370
      The crooked finger of ectasy says:

      When men were men and Billy Bowden spent every night in his mothers bed, unlike today’s superstar umpires.

      • 398
        The Paragnostic says:

        Beautiful – I’d forgotten what real cricket was like before they started dressing up like poncy gridiron players.

        Holding really was an impressive sight – the so-called fast bowlers of today are nothing compared to that great Windies attack of the 70s.

        Took a ball full in the forehead fielding at short leg once – damn that hurt!

  108. 363
    Raquel's_Chest says:

    The Green Party have no policy on immigration, which means they are, in effect colluding in the continuing overcrowding of this very small country – a population that has now reached epidemic proportions. In the past ten years a relaxed planning regime has included countless projects that have replaced prime agricultural land previously used for food production or recreation, with non-descript high density housing – or in some cases investment villas for the seriously wealthy.

    The Green Party manifesto makes no bones about “Building a new generation of quality council homes”. ( without actually saying where they are to be built, though presumably not in Southern Scotland or the Irish Republic.

    To even a casual onlooker there ought to be some hope that “Green” would do what the label said – i.e. not to cover the hitherto unspoilt areas of Southern Britain in concrete but to leave our historic green spaces in peace forever.

    That – very sadly – unmasks the incongruity of so called Ecologist principles for the protection of our unique environment (hatched by well meaning folk of yesteryear) with those of a latter day party that has somehow become inextricably linked with Socialism and all the baggage and dross associated with political opportunism.

    I personally do not give a damn for the sexual orientation of my next-door neighbour, or for that matter any political candidate but I do about the piece of green belt land not far from where I live about to be plundered by 250 “affordable” dwellings and the quality of life of those poor sods who must live and grow up in those matchboxes. Green policies – Phaah

    • 385
      AC1 says:

      oh do fuck off you nimby btl twat.

      greens are bad but rent leeches like you are worse.

    • 408
      That's News says:

      363 that’s one of the reasons why I quit the Green Party! Oh, and the fact that they rigged the vote for the name change from the Ecology Party to The Green Party. Not very democratic!

  109. 365
    The Paragnostic says:

    Oh, and Gordon Ramsay’s being a c’unt…

    Pretty obvious from the article who it is – don’t know why the arrogant Jock twat bothered.

  110. 372
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m free!

    • 373
      649 piggies on the make says:

      Unlike the rest of us who demand payment up front for services rendered.

  111. 374
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    What really happened to Bin Laden !

    • 376
      William Calley says:

      He came, he saw, he conkered some septics.
      All’s fair in love and war.

  112. 380
    The Paragnostic says:

    Laurent Blanc makes Glen Hoddle look like a diplomatic genius –

    Ok – it’s from the Grauniad, but what a stupid c’unt Blanc was to even think such things, let alone say them in front of a Frenchman of Arab descent.

    My sister’s in the FN, and she has some appalling views :-)

    • 381
      AC1 says:

      so how come with certain under represented groups it’s fair to discriminate for and some it’s not? this victimhood poker is confusing.

      • 390
        The Paragnostic says:

        Agreed – ability should be the standard applied in all walks of life.

        Mind you, I reserve the right to discriminate based on matters of personal choice, such as religion, politics or sexuality – none of which have anything to do with skin tone.

    • 387
      Rony the Roma Gypsy says:

      She probably says much the same about you and your governments multi cultural Nelsons eye for EU integrational policies.

  113. 384
    Pippa Middleton says:

    Who’d like to take me up my lovely, toned and nationally popular arse?

  114. 386
    Larry the Cat says:

    Where is this Fairy Dairy Land and who’ll give me a lift there? The bowls of milk here are bland.

    • 388
      Coming to a benefit office near you says:

      Fairy Dairy land?
      Over the sea and far, far away the best bet for the lap of luxury.

  115. 392
    David Laws says:

    Fancy charging for a room with a rent boy just because you thought you could get away with it.

    Can i come back now?

  116. 395
    David Cameron, bumboy to the stars on the flag says:

    In the interests of populism, i could aways offer an immediate ban on unskilled immigrants and the removal of those convicted of crime, a referendum on EU membership, a withdrawal of UK forces engaged in the pointless pursuit of bringing democracy to the heathens, the total accountability of members of Parliament and of course an end to the corrupt BBC.


    • 396
      The Paragnostic says:

      No you couldn’t – those are proper Conservative policies, and your spin doctors have warned you about that.

      And don’t, whatever you do, wind up poor Bibi by threatening to recognise a Palestinian state…

  117. 399
  118. 400
    Jimmy says:

    Not that it’s any of our business, but you came across [ahem] this profile because…?

  119. 403
    Anonymous says:

    120 for an overnighter is a bloody good deal.

    • 414
      Kevin T says:

      It is actually, unless male prossies are cheaper? In London £120 would only get you an hour’s worth with a half decent looking female escort.

  120. 404
    the moneyshot says:

    wheres his manifesto?

  121. 405
    Bin Laden says:

    Does submissive include fisting, guilty pleasure

  122. 406
    Minekiller says:

    Brilliant example of socialist economics…the longer you hire him, the cheaper he becomes.

  123. 413

    He’ll never last in politics; who ever heard of a politician who lets himself be fucked in return for used fivers?

  124. 415
    geekparent says:

    Bit late Guido?

    Fantastic quote though:
    “He probably didn’t realise how sensitive things are, with me being a candidate.”

    • 417
      Groove says:

      So his mate put the pictures of him naked – genitals and all showing it seems – on a website, purely as a joke?

      According to that article, it’s perfectly usual then to have full frontal naked pictures of ourselves on our computers that friends can simply access and use to create fake profiles on escort sites!

      Also, how did the friend know he had naked photos on his PC? If he just happened to be using it to send an e-mail and came across them by chance, I guess then the first thought is, oh why not post these as a fake profile – that’ll be funny! Nice friends!

      • 420
        Kevin T says:

        You have to laugh at the fucking audacity of these people. Like, I was in the cottaging part of Clapham Common looking for my car keys, or I was in a looking for badgers in a roadside layboy used for the same purpose. You’ve been caught, you’re a batty boy, shut the fuck up. You’re running in Brighton, so what do you have to worry about?

      • 426
        Marmite Soldier says:

        I agree – looks real to me. Denial is a bit pointless, it will only come back to bite him in the end (ouch). It is an interesting feature of our culture that whilst we have finally accepted gay people, even in high public office, we still somehow baulk at anyone (especially in public office) (gay or straight) indulging in commercial sex. We still haven’t reached the point where ‘doing business’ is acceptable, even if no abuse is involved.

        I say this as an observation and make no judgement on it either way.

        The argus article states that ‘the fake online profile has been removed’. However, they clearly have not reckoned with the wonders of Google. If you choose to throw “Dave 44 South East site:[put the sleepy boy site url in here without the brackets]” at Google you will still find him there in full glory in Google’s cache :)

  125. 416
    I hate Blue Labour says:

    Maybe Mark Oaten could find a role for him?

  126. 419
    Fitbad the Tailor says:

    What does he mean by ‘medium’ size?

  127. 422
    beast says:

    Be fair
    he was “Free over easter”
    Some discount
    £120 a night?
    Id pay him that to tidy the garden overnight

  128. 423
    Anonymous says:

    Submissive Dave revolts me…but could we see the Green Party’s Princess Caroline of Brighton’s web site…I’d pay her £150 for the night!

  129. 424
    notareargunner says:

    7.62 long fucks men…

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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