Green Party Candidate Exposed As £50-An-Hour “Escort”
Not a good day for council candidates. This is Dave Walsh, the Green Party candidate in the Portslade ward of Brighton. Dave is a former MOD staffer and web developer by day, but at night it seems he has a slightly more lucrative career. Guido has blacked out some parts of Dave’s profile on “Sleepy Boy”, an “escort” service website:
The Greens are spinning this as “a practical joke” being played on their candidate and the profile has been pulled. But how exactly did this “practical joker” get the full frontal shots and the gagged and bound photos exactly? Like Bill Clinton was caught out by a “defining feature”, Guido is sure the exceptional amount of detail provided about Dave’s gentitals could only have come from the man himself.
In case you are interested, Dave charges £50 for the hour, £80 for two or £120 for the night. Does he realise under the Greens’ socialist policies he would be taxed until the pips squeaked on such a lucrative income?
UPDATE: The national Green Party press office are standing by the “it’s a joke profile” line. The regional office is closed, which is helpful. Perhaps they could then explain if this was “a joke from eighteen months ago”, why Dave’s profile was recently updated to inform punters that he was “free anytime over Easter”. That’s one way of getting to know the electorate.
thats bad for the enviorment
Hope i can see all now.
I’ll be buggered if I hire him …
You wouldn’t – he passive.
Ding, dong!
I’m free… unlike £50 an hour Green Dave.
All the animals come out at night – whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal.
Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.
So the Greens really are f**king arseholes!
I knew it!
oh no indeed I am not free at all …my rates are consumately very much higher than the green chappie…watch it big mouth…now where are my swimbos…………..
I bet he’s smelly and filthy, his type take a pride in never washing.
Bowden, see how all the comments (Horney Handed) replying to your pathetic effort are funny – why do you bother you tosser
Don’t! He’s not worth a fiver.
Ideal bed fellow for David Laws, Dave likes to give his boyfriends £40,000 a pop of taxpayers money. A year on and no sincere investigation or prosecution. Lyons needs sacking after Laws is convicted of obtaining property by deception and false accounting. On current form Obama would assassinate people like this without trial.
When is Cameron and Clegg bringing back capital punishment? They appear to lavish praise on Obama for his assassination when are they going to get the balls to act like him to even get rid of the Human Rights Act?- Dave was on about this sometime ago.
Yet here we are suffering threats from convicted terrorists and they will not even deport them. The US will not even share intelligence with Pakistan, but Dave thinks it is a good idea to let 40,000 Pakistani’s stream into our country each year on student visas and hand them over £650 million of taxpayers money (possibly borrowed) when they choose to spend vast sums on nuclear weapons and subs from Russia. The US will not even share intelligence with Pakistan. Cameron and Clegg need a good uprising. Vote UKIP tomorrow.
No you won’t; he’s submissive!
Isn’t 44 a bit old for a “Rent Boy”?
And pug ugly with it FFS.
Is that Eddie Lizard on his shoulder?
Noooooooooooooooooo.
No pictures of Bin Liner’s corpse yet. Our best Photoshop guys are trying to knock some up but of course y’all realise he’s holed up in Guantanamo undergoing “interrogation” and singin like a lark!
All this stuff about him being buried at sea is to keep the Muzzies quiet.
I’m not fussed about his ‘private life’ that much, but it is telling that he and his party lie through their teeth when confronted with the evidence.
BTW Guido, how did you ‘happen’ upon this profile?
Nah, he’s not serious, he’s just having a laugh, isn’t he?
Isn’t he?
Grass up the tax-dodging, ecomentalist bumder to HMRC:
http://search2.hmrc.gov.uk/kbroker/hmrc/contactus/search.ladv?raction=view&fl0=__dsid%3A&sm=0&ha=34&as=1&sp_scope=hmrc&sc=hmrc&nh=10&sr=0&cs=ISO-8859-1&tx1=&tx0=49637
Does he know Hague and Osborne?
Dave is my kinda boy. Tell him alfa 101 is up for an overnighter anytime.
So Guido in just one afternon you have fessed up to hanging round tranny bars and gay escort sites. Should we or Mrs Fawkes be worried and are there any more skeletons in your closet?
Who needs a skeleton to get a boner?
There is a rumor going on that Clegg has resigned; any one know anything about this?
Clegg? The one from last of the summer wine? i thought he was dead.
He certainly looked like he was carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders at PMQs. So it would not come as a surprise.
Don’t tell me he’s left his CV on the photocopier.
If that is so Davey willbe looking around for another shield to fight the good fight
It’s a bugger of a job this local politics lark, innit?
Guess that’s what they imply when they say these new green taxes mean the taxpayer has to bend over and take it!
He’s probably got a wind powered dildo and only uses freetrade palm oil up his arse….
no hes green so its vegetables and pink diesel
he will only except organic condom up his ass
What do you expect – its Brighton for gods sake!
Guido you still dont get it.
This man will have taken the view that none of this matters. Anyone who raises it as an issue in todays world is a homphobic, blah, blah, blah. C’mon he must be intimately conected to that utter fake Lucas and her brain dead witterings.
Honestly, these people really are that arrogant – BTW I live in Brighton and I have to put up with these fucking people stuffing their fucking sexuality in my face all the fucking time. Im not a homphobe I just went the fucker to leave the rest of us alone – none of us give a fuck what you do or what you want. In the vein of that execrable organisation Stonewall – get over the fact that none of us give a fuck
Ahhh. Stonewall.
90% of people are heterosexual. Get over it.
Peter Principle….10% make the most noise
If you want CAMP you can’t do better than Channel 4′s ARSE Correspondent.
He’s a composite of every gay since Frankie Howerd
Is Sen Bummerskill still in charge of Stonewall?
What a truthful Spoonerism that is…
90% until you add lager.
Then it goes down to about 66%.
Hunt
Could he be booked on expenses?
Let’s see.
Have him scrubbed and sent to my room.
Is Silly Sally available?
She has form as a scrubber.
http://blogs.the-american-interest.com/wrm/2011/05/03/top-green-admits-we-are-lost/
Guido you really should stop trawling these kind of sites on the Internet people might get the wrong idea.
He’s putting it in for your good, you ingrate.
As opposed to putting it in for 50 quid an hour, I suppose…
By the hour or by the inch?
Fawkes has redacted that important information.
I think I read in a previous post that Guido is a gay magnate.
Hmmm “gay magnate” is that like “jolly rich”?
Sony blames ‘Anonymous’ for PlayStation Network breach
it’s a fair cop
Damn!
Heh, heh, heh…
it’a s fair cop
But when all’s said and done it Sony a game innit?
I like GREEN !
I bet he knows Chris Bryant and Nick Brown
Biblically.
Astonishingly good value. . . . or so I am led to believe
£50 is a lot of money to most of the people in Portslade. It’s an utter dump (although Fatboy Slim lives there, on the sea-front next door to actor Nick Berry).
Does that bloke from Dollar still do burgers?
There are no burger bars in Dollar. It is all Wee Frees there. Mind how you go.
Dollar is quite a nice place. When it’s not raining. So, about three days a year.
No. But there’s another burger seller in Churchill Square (about the only English burger seller in Brighton) and he makes a fortune. All cash. No wonder the Dollar guy retired.
I think he must be the only english burger seller in england
Who? Burger Van Day?
I’m not fussy – anything with a pulse will do.
Lentils? Have you tried rice
Guacamole!
Prescott tried guacamole once, and refused to eat at the restaurant again cause “them mushy peas were crap”.
*claps*
Clap more likely
Right with these socailist parties, they keep telling us what we cant do (Fly,drive,eat meat,smoke etc) , For once , is there any chance they could just tell us what we can do? It would save some trees for a start!
O/T Apologies for earlier Guido.
Isn’t it just typical hypocrisy? The Greens lecture us about not eating meat, and what does their candidate do?
Take it up the bum like a cheap prostitute – except this Huhne is getting paid for it.
They want to cornhole us and take our money.
If he’s getting paid for it, doesn’t that make him a prostitute?
Well, a Green ought to be bio-degrade-able.
In the Balkans, they are BioBelgradable.
+1
Is the BBC still Lew Gradeable?
Who cares?
Vote yes to AV says Eddy Is Hard.
He’s toast.
Or he would be anywhere other than Brighton – there he’s a shoo in…
He’s on the wrong side of Brighton. Portslade’s kind of Brighton’s ugly niece. One of the bits we prefer not to talk about. Like Moulescoomb and Whitehawk. The Labour areas. The shite areas.
shite areas?
right up his street!
there are no shit area, just areas with shit people in.
You could liquidate the population of Whitehawk, and it would still be a shite area. And Portslade – nasty fish market and a power station and run-down dilapidated houses.
Do shite people create shite areas, or do shite areas attract shite people?
I had a posh friend from Brighton who lived in Hoveactually
Are you suggesting that the candidate is “rough trade”?
I don’t rate him, that’s why I’ve not given him any stars.
I like my men expensive, and with yachts in the Med. You scratch my back, I’ll pass a law for you.
He’s just a dirty twat though, just like you, you fucking slimy wowser.
or let you give me one up my salt squitter any time you fancy
And it isn’t funny
Brighton and Hove? Are they like Gilbert and George, Sissy?
Ignoring for a moment Guido’s intriguing internet browsing habits, has anyone asked Mr Walsh whether he has declared this income to the taxman?
Hang him!
looks hung to me
Not as well hung as me when I saw queen Elton.
Where did he get those big black oblong pants from that he is wearing in all the pictures?
He got them from the house of commons expenses clerk,I believe their called redaction thongs
If you cut and paste it into another document and change the font, you can see his cock.
Ha! I thought you were a cock man, Caroline!
It’s the same background and vest on the Green’s site and his business page. Hope he’s using biodegradable condoms.
All that irradiated petroleum jelly’s not good for the environment, either.
Has he ever shit in Mark Oaten’s chest?
Yes, in. Munch munch munch.
BREAKING NEWS:
Shit stabber is ‘green’ candidate in Sodom.
I am a Catholic
Now clean my fur!
How much does cleaning your anus cost?
There’s a £5.00 surcharge, but that’s because it ursus quite a lot.
Do arctophiles get a discount?
Of course. As long as they don’t get a Steiffy.
Damn – right on the button!
He has someone in twice a week
They luv it up the arsehole these Greens
I do not luv it up my arsehole…please retract that vile comment forthwith
The degenerates of Bwighton deserve to be represented by this sort of human filth
Like Blair “he’s a pretty straight sorta guy”
The Obama-loving slime ball is certainly up there in the top 5
Is it the act of bumming or the desire to do so that is intense?
Where’s me credit card?
Well Dave runs the Green’s LGBT
http://www.lgbtgreens.org.uk/greens/LGBTOfficers.aspx
Where he says he also runs http://www.pinkuk.com
FFS. Is everybody bent nowadays???!!!
Yes
I tried to call him but he was tied up.
Bugger me…….£50 an hour, is that all he makes as a professional shit stabber in Brighton?
Ponce
Clever businessman, really. I bet he could sell sand to the Arabs.
I’m just puzzled as to what sort of person has to pay for bottom-sex in Brighton. It has to be more than just bum-fun.
Exactly Tessa, why pay for some queer’s arsehole, when virtually all males there are hangin around public lavatories offering their rectums at no cost.
He only has a tiny little knob
He’s got big feet that cu’nt
What’s all this people’s pledge nOnsense tomorrow in sheffield? Ridiculous
It is ridiculous – fancy trying to hold Dave to his promise of a referendum on Europe! The cheek of it!
And on the very day that we get to vote on something that hardly anyone gives a toss about, too!
Why are they getting at
Clegg though?
Presumably because Cleggie demanded a referendum on AV, while the real referendum we need is on Europe.
Nice to see they have the few sensible Labour MPs as supporters – Austin Mitchell, Kate Hoey, Kelvin Hopkins and John Cryer. Dan Hannan and Douglas Carswell are on board too, so it must be a cause worth supporting
Ah Ha! See he is a civil-servant , MOD no less. Bet the troops will be pleased to see the sort of lazy faggots that are ‘backing them up’, over-manned and not a man among them probably. Get the gurkha brigade to shove their bayonets up his rusty sheriff’s badge.
You are more right than you think. In 20 years in uniform, I met about 3 MoD civil servants who I rated. 99.99% of them are utterly contemptible. Stupid. Lazy. Workshy. Overpaid. Under-tasked. The cause of procurement cockups. Poorly educated. Incapable of mental flexibility. Bolshy. Frankly, I’d prefer them to be active traitors, as by their incompetence they would at least do our country some good. Alternatively, sack the pigging lot of them.
And now this specimen turns out to be both a green and a turd burglar. How much worse can it get?
Bet he got a bonus then – the shiny seated bum chums voted themselves performance bonuses for shitting on the troops and generally fucking up procurement big time.
Tolerance! we need to be more inclusive. There is a witchunt going on against me, my Asian friends and my business friends in Portsmouth, also the bent council officers who cover up for me. I feel an empathy with this poor, gay, MOD civil servant. I can assure your readers Mr Fawkes that he is not trying to procure gay serving servicemen to get secrets out of them in moments of sexual weakness and pass them on to the Russians; and I should know about this, I can assure you. Does he have a sister about 17 years old?
Guido’s post says “former MOD staffer”. He’s unlikely to have been anything particularly senior, and will certainly not have held any post that might require significant security clearance – they don’t like potential blackmail victims as employees; makes them susceptible to little offers from foreign parties in exchange for keeping their little secrets. He’s unlikely ever to work for the MOD again except in a very menial capacity.
MOD?
Probably just support staff in the back orifice.
And no reviews. Poor sod.
Dave runs the green’s LGBT site where he says that he runs pinkuk.com
This site openly advertises gay porn and the UK’s gay cruising areas. That’s not very green is it?
To see if there is a gay cruise near you click below.
http://www.pinkuk.com/listings/cruising/
Each to thier own.
It is green if you cycle to the laybys (taking your badger watching equipment, of course)…
This is Dave’s Profile
dave
Is a gay single male
From Brighton Brighton/East Sussex and is 42 years old
dave is looking for:
Gay (male), Bi (male) would like to meet them for:
Friendship, Relationship, Casual Sex, Anything
Stats
Height: 6 foot 3 inches
Weight: 13 stone 1 Lbs
Build: average
My hair colour is: dark brown
My eyes are: brown
I have the following tattos: yes
I have these piercings: above neck
Fashion: Trendy
I would say i am: straight acting
Scene wise: sometimes use
I drink: Socialy
I smoke: Giving up
As far as drugs are concerned: Sometimes use
I would descride my race as: Caucasian
and my religion as: No Comment
My profession is: Internet and Network Engineer
My cock/breasts size: medium
and it is: uncut
Login in to contact dave
Website:
http://www.pinkuk.com
Gaydar:
laydbackdave
http://www.pinkuk.com/community/personals/membersProfile.aspx?profileid=14#mugs/14_0.jpg
Isn’t the leader of the Greens, Caroline Lookarse ???
Well, the leader of the gay Greens (or LGBT Greens) is someone called Phelim Mac Cafferty.
http://www.lgbtgreens.org.uk/greens/LGBTOfficers.aspx
Dear Sir
As a former resident of Hove, I should like to point out that Portslade is a part of Hove Actually and not Brighton.
When they rammed us together with Brighton, we were promised that we would keep our own identity, a promise that has not been kept and to which you appear to have become an accessory after the fact.
Yours Outraged,
Arthur Streeb-Greebling
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You’ve got Chris Eubanks, what more do you want.
Kateeee Pwice too.
You, sir, may have him, if you wish. We would be pleased to see the back of him.
Do you want to swap him for fat slob ugly bint Julie Burchill?
Actually, you can have her for free.
She had to turn lesbian just to get any, the ugly bint.
She was shit when she wrote for the NME back in the early 80s, and hasn’t got better with age…
Jesus, Paragnostic. What a memory! I had forgotten that she wrote for NME. She was shit then, as you say. I used to prefer to read Sounds. Much more politically incorrect.
Hove Actually?
Is that the slightly more true to life film starring Hugh Grant and a tranny?
Hove Actually predates both.
He was on his way to see me
Intriguing news from Washington that Osama bin Laden had 500 euros hidden in his clothing when U.S. Navy Seals attacked his compound at Abbottabad and killed him. According to Politico, Leon Panetta, the CIA Director, has briefed congressmen that the former al-Qaeda leader had 500 euros sewn into his clothing, as well as two telephone numbers to call in an emergency.
No mention of the gold sovereigns he had sewn into his clothing, too?
Interesting that it wasn’t dollars – did Bin Laden forsee the dollar collapse later this year?
No I just think he may have been under the impression that he wouldn’t be welcome in The States.
The phone numbers were rumoured to be:
JobcenterPlus 0800 055 6688 and
Disability Helpline 08457 123 456
No-one told him we hadn’t joined the euro.
Free over Easter.
We needed someone for our Passion Play.
Sounds like just the chap.
Next year maybe ? Cheers Guido.
He’s sub too, so you could use real nails to crucify him…
What a disgusting pervert….obviously a ‘YES to AV’ supporter !
How big is his cock.
Penis information: UK Uncut.
+1 – made me spit coffee on keyboard though…
My cock/breasts size: medium
and it is: uncut
http://www.pinkuk.com/community/personals/membersProfile.aspx?profileid=14#mugs/14_0.jpg
I will give him £4 and packet of cheesy to suck my dick.
My Tory Teddy Bear. I will give you the moon my chubby chops!
UNDER Gordon Brown, I have no doubt that his pips would most surely have squeaked. Still, bet he loves a Nokia being “thrown”.
any comments froma Sarah Beard? (errr Brown)
Dave’s country cottage here:
http://tinyurl.com/3cd766b
Did you find him on William Hague’s expenses claim form ?
Well the Greens are fookin arseholes. This just confirms it.
Green is the colour of his Aids riddled festering arse hole !
Donovan never sang that line – or is it from a previously unknown bootleg of “Yellow is the colour”?
What was that 80′s song by Boney M ?
Was it Big Brown Dirty Ring la la la la la ?
The green green arse of hom-o Tom Jones ?
I think it was the other one –
By the rivers of Sodom
Where we sat down and got up straight away cause our arses were raw…
lol
Caroline Look Ass leader of the male prostitute party. Recycling your used condoms.
Alan Johnson former labour mouth piece forces an apology from the BBC
after he lost an argument with Paul Boateng live on the 5.30 news
Johnson who’s wife likes “a bit of Piggy” with a Piggy lost the plot and said of Paul Boateng “You can’t believe all this Bull Shit that he’s spouting !
Forgetting his former public image he reverted back to his old gutter gob shop steward days of trying to intimidate people into taking his point of view !
forcing an immediate apology
Twat !
It went Green and then it dropped off.
CLAP
Like Bill Clinton was caught out by a “defining feature”.
A cigar?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Superb!
The Green Goblin
I wonder if he does birthday parties?
What a cheap who re. My special anusol gel cost more than that.
Wow,you must have stately piles!
Breaking News : Barry O’bama has decided that he will not release the photo’s of Bin Ladens corpse
after Boots the chemist lost the negatives
The Pentagon can’t supress them for ever. In any event, wouldn’t surprise me if some of the video of the attack & the
trash disposalfuneral surfaces on wikileaks or similar.I’m just waiting to see if any of the lefty scum that inhabit the BBC and C4 nick my Wahabi flavoured shark joke for their ‘comedy’ shows this week.
They probably won’t understand it anyway – all that they know is the traditional “Palestinians good, Israelis and Americans bad” view of the Middle East…
give it a couple of weeks and there will be footage of 1200 sailors qeueing on the aircraft carrier deck to take a whizz on the auld enemy prior to booting him off under the handrail with the pigswill from the canteens
We have a couple of aircraft carriers which we are looking for a use for. The funeral business may just be what we are looking for.
Breaking News : Barry O’bama has decided that he will not release the photo’s of Bin Ladens corpse
after Boots the chemist lost the negatives
moded ?
Happened to me earlier, says has posted but doesnt show on screen.
His dick is more Browny green. Cheap slapper.
They say there’s lots of homosexuals in Brighton – perhaps a majority. This publicity (from Fawkes and others) could get the candidate more support and more votes from those homosexual Brighton residents. In a nutshell – being a gay escort might not be an electoral disadvantage in that constituency.
Isnt Caroline lucas Mp represent ing Brightin?
She has a bit of the Yvette Cooper about her.,..
She has a lot of Angela Eagle in her, mostly tongue.
+100. Sorry, I think lesbianism is wonderful, but only when they’re fit. The idea of Eagle and Lucas fills me with horror; what a shrill encounter that would be, both fighting about the strap-on and who has the butchest hair. Give me Kate Silvertongue and Carol Smillie any day.
Oops.
According to 95 above, he’s
“Looking to meet honest guys that are not into bitching about every one.”
Clearly he’s been through the locals and isn’t likely to have much support there.
There is nothing more unforgiving than the gay scene. I believe.
Well we all know plenty of politicians use prostitutes – gay or otherwise – and believe me you don’t want to be flapping around getting covered in all sorts and always having to wash and condition yourself. I mean, look at me – I fell out with the wear and tear!
But is it credible for a prospective candidate actually to be one? On reflection, I think not. Even in Brighton, full of bummers as it is. Even in the Green Party, full of communist bummers as it is. Even in the Green Party in Brighton, where everyone is a communist bummer.
Hmmm. I used to be worth it.
Breaking News…Irish SAS………..Have just stormed Debenhams after hearing Summer Bed Linen was on the 3rd floor
That’s nothing – the Scottish SAS did over Poundstretcher looking for bin liners…
The Welsh , rolling over to the English for 800 years.
The English SAS.. queuing up at a Jobcentre Plus after Camoron decided we won’t face much in the way of threats for the next 10 years.
We don’t, we just invite the terrorists here and do what Liebore did for 13 years, put them in a half million pound house, give them a free people carrier and £5k a month benefits.
Job done, cheaper than the SAS
Fucking aids infested scum.
Oh dear. Too much information, methinks.
I hope the inland revenue will come after this creature with a nice big tax bill
Nobody knows exactly what happened yet, except of course the BBC, they keep saying Bin Laden was gunned down unarmed, apart that is from one of his wives, collateral body armour?.
Do we care whether he was armed or not?
I wouldn’t bother to check whether Blair or Brown were armed, so why should the Septics be any different with their enemy?
No, “except of course the BBC”, (read between the lines).
Look, it’s tradition that when the Yanks do one of these big ops, there’s a cock-up. Since the military bit went OK (apart from a broken chopper), in that bin Liner got his and a lot of potentially useful intelligence matter was gleaned, they’ve got to transfer the cock-up to the subsequent PR job. They’re probably just bigging it up for the Hollywood film rights, anyway.
The Yanks can’t tell the difference between a Holywood script and reality. Remember the Jessica lynch omnishambles.
******************** MEMO TO SEAL TEAM SIX*********************
Target: BBC wankers
Location: TV Centre and the urinals on Hampstead Heath
Enemy forces present: The BBC and the population of Southall
Friendly forces present: The few whitey’s left in London
Is a gay escort a prostatute?
+1
These poofs will not what has hit them when Jihad becomes a everyday reality.
Oh yes they will as we can’t wait to start bumming, remember in the Muslim world a woman is for babies but a man is for pleasure.
huh? what are the camels for?
Threesome’s
er. getting into town to get some sex?
and a boy for ecstasy.
I guess Aiesha was just there for the dishes.
Brighton! then he’s a shoe in
If it’s Brighton it’s more like a fisting.
I would post a link QWERTY, but just google “foot fisting” for an education you almost certainly didn’t want….
How do you know about those sites and what kind of deviant searches for those things. Doesn’t surprise me though Welshman.
I am interested in Scottish recreational parctices and came across it as part of my research.
Hang on – that was ‘first footing’, not ‘foot fisting’…
Paragnostic hmmmm that sounds suspiciously like the Pete Townsend defence.
Good g*od man, you could almost get a baby up there!
Obviously the green party thinks we are all green.What a disgusting bunch of green bastards. Since their policies would have us driving horses and carts one is provoked into worries that their behavior might startle the horses.
Boy we’d like ot fuck his arse big time.
If he’s “free anytime over Easter” does that mean he doesn’t charge his normal fifty quid?
All I got is 72 virgin women that are no good to me as I’m a Muslim bum bandit, can I book him for an hour? I’ve got a splitting headache and need a good blow job
Hi sexy !
My 71 sisters will be along shortly !
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/1.jpg
always blowing his own trumpet
If you would like to Meat !
Give me a Ring
I hope unlike Bryant he’s not wearing skidmarked knickers.
Who was the munter sat next to Red Ed at PMQs? I thought Angela Eagle was foul but that one really takes the biscuit….
Aversion therapy for anyone looking out for Lisa Nandy…
Seriously, who was she?
Yvette Cooper?
He’s better looking than our wives
The Anti-Smoking mafia need sorting out as well.
http://f2cscotland.blogspot.com/2011/04/counting-costs-of-tobacco-control.html
http://f2cscotland.blogspot.com/2011/03/scottish-labour-endorses-smoking-ban.html
http://f2cscotland.blogspot.com/2011/02/scottish-government-guidelines-for.html
http://f2cscotland.blogspot.com/2011/04/scottish-champix-widow-sues-pfizer.html
http://f2cscotland.blogspot.com/2011/04/more-on-ash-scotlands-alliances.html
http://f2cscotland.blogspot.com/2011/04/work-together-says-scottish-coalition.html
What’s these Gay Escorts like then?
Ford used to make good ones.
Are these good for rallying too?
Any good reviews?
You can give them plenty of stick
very ballsy, lots of thrust ,good handling
and very accommodating seats
oh beware of the “Rear spoiler “
And don’t, whatever you do, agree to a ‘Scandinavian Flick’
Do gay escorts leave big skidmarks as well?
I believe that Ford also made a car called the Pubic,
out of old Corsairs!
Well I have no idea what to say to that. Except if that’s what the green party’s about best not vote for it.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/rockandpopfeatures/8493201/Monkees-swing-back-into-town.html
When I was a girl life was much more wholesome just like these lads.
Ok so guys who hung out with Charlie Manson and did more LSD and coke than Vietnam War Protesters at a open air gig = nice and wholesome.
Or am I thinking of the beach boys……looks like too much LSD and coke rotted my brain away as well……
Indeed it was the beachboys.
The monkees were squeaky clean, being a ‘group’ who were put together for a tv programme and not really a rock group at all.
Interesting that manson, imprisoned, has now become a voice for the anthropogenic climate change movement.
No better reason for not believing in it, is there?!
Nell you need to be aware that in the real grown up world outside of East Anglia, just because some record company says their act is squeaky clean doesn’t actually mean they are squeaky clean.
There is some information that you are just not ready for yet.
After all, Mike Nesmith’s mum experimented with solvents.
She came up with correction fluid,
but was superceded by *delete* and *backspace*
Just say Yes to voting reform
Give it up!
yestoav is dead in the water.
68%, according to tonight’s polls , are against it.
The snp is expected to win, big time, in scotland (not a surprise since gordon has been out campaigning for the last 7 days)
militwit needs to pin his dwindling hopes on winning at least 1000 council seats in order to retain a scintilla of hope that the labour party will keep thinking he’s the leader for them.
Nell
Finger on the pulse again i see !
Give it up, shill, we’re fucked. I’m fucked, you’re fucked. It’s all fucked.
I’m a c’unt, I’m finished, my party’s finished. I fucked it all up to hell in a handcart.
Ho hum. Off to a job in Europe. Byeee!
WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooHooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
£50? I’m just a tenner for an hour. Wahey! I’m a bargain, me!
Yes but you’ve got “dry rot” in your back passage !
You can stick it up me chocolate tunnel bareback too! Wahey!
Reports say they found Usama underneath his rather large wife ! They said
he’s definitley “Bin Layed on !
+1
They found bits of him in a French kitchen – they were making cassoulet and used ‘bean lardons’….
Pucker-up, guys. Camoron’s found yet another way to waste our taxes..
“Libyan rebels to receive £1.8 billion trust fund”
How much from us, I wonder?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/libya/8492745/Libyan-rebels-to-receive-1.8-billion-trust-fund.html
FFS.
Blue Labour OUT.
It’s beyond a joke.
They have control of billions in oil what the fuck is “Call me” playing at ?
by the end of this year we will have saved billions by the cuts yet gone further in to debt because this tit is trying to impress the world !
Me too Dave out ASAP had enough !
Let’s stop the jock twats getting billions first.
Lol!
Ever get the feeling you’ve been taken for a c*nt?
Size 11 feet? Dear God! It’d be like fucking Bozo the Clown!!!
I’m not a a fucking shit stabber.
No. You’re a shit stabee. You know you love it.
Also from their website He is motivated by his beliefs in social fairness and sustainability, and runs the Green Party’s national LGBT website.
If it WAS a joke, it would have to have been by someone who knows a lot about him, also, as Guido points out, someone with access to some intimate images of him. Hmm. Someone like a fellow Green Party member who is gay?
That wouldn’t be a joke, that would be a hatchet job by an insider. (No pun intended)
I think what it means is that the greenparty is a joke.
£50 an hour?
Capitalist pig.
I’m sure he pays tax and national insurance on it. In fact, I bet he runs a limited company and pays employer’s national insurance, too. And has audited accounts.
They’re honourable people, The Greens.
“Green Party Candidate Exposed As £50-An-Hour “Escort”
Give me a chance princess……..I know I can make your inner circle happy.
I heard you like ‘em young. I’ve got a Russian lass, just 17 years old, here to learn english and go sightseeing, places like Big Ben, Tower Bridge, Buck Palace, nuclear installations. Interested?
Will he use my mouth as a toilet?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/may/04/ed-miliband-prepared-for-election
militwit and labour are preparing for an early election after the collapse of the yestoav vote as they believe this will bring the coalition down. What a laugh!!
If dave and nick have any sense they’ll dump vince and huhne in a summer reshuffle, bring back davidlaws and get on with the business of government.
the libdems, who are polling record lows, have nothing to gain by bringing the coalition down, and everything to gain by keeping the coalition going.
And can anyone really see huhne making the next leader of the libdem party?
They’ll never recover their poll ratings with him at the tiller!!
The Limp Dems would be totally wiped out, they would be seen as bottlers and untrustworthy. They are the ones who have to see it through.
Exactly.
agree nell the reshuffle can alter the mix but it was only to be expected from the lib dems as they cannot have realistically expected to be in government….yes possible but not really envisioned and if it had been Clegg would not have used the easy eye catching lines…university fees…AV etc that now see him understanding that when in government those vote catching slogans come back to haunt you.
In honesty anything is better than brown and given the useless shadow front bench still determined to ignore their abysmal 13 year record.
Let’s face it, Clegg is history, anyway.
His best bet is to get rid of Dr Vince and The Huhne and make it clear it’s his decision, not Dave’s.
Vince can cross the House to Liebour where he belongs.
Huhne can snipe from the sidelines, where he belongs.
Clegg has to publically accept that the electorate have voted NO to AV and that is the end to it.
The coalition may have some chance then.
Jolly good entertainment watching the c’unt Tebbit being targeted for assassination by a specialist hit squad.
But of course, when our allies do it, it’s justified.
Slight difference. Tebbit never ordered the killing of thousands of innocent people, or headed a terrorist organisation. Bin Liner did.
But not having the benefit of a trial to examine the evidence, who will ever know?
The entire fucking world.
Especially those who armed him to start off with.
Who gives a fuck about a trial? It’s the one eyed jock poof that should be on trial, where’s all our fucking gold gone? How much are the poof’s PFI schemes going to cost us over the next 30 years?
In fact fuck it, just string the jock mong up.
Calm down Dear!
We have a tradition in the House of not persecuting our predecessors due to the protection of members pension interests.
Who knows where such radical thoughts could lead?
McDoom (advised by Ed Bollox) sold the gold at less than $300
and it’s now $1540.
The increase would cancel the c*unt’s PFI legacy.
To paraphrase Derek & Clive,
What a f*ucking c*unt!
Said the voter who cast his ballot for change you can stick up your arse.
sad comment kettle…teb’s wife crippled for life …many others very seriously hurt…no-one can say that was a heartening event regardless of political persuasion.
Thankfully that helpful Mr Bin Laden repeatedly told us.
Tebbit was the arse who oversaw the privatisation of BT, with all the commensurate benefits to the directors, and lo, joined the board quicker than sh*t off a shovel.
He doesn’t get on his bike for sweet FA.
Thank fuck he did. BT ain’t perfect, but at least you can get a phone installed without a six month wait, now. You couldn’t before privatisation, unless you knew someone who’d do it as a foreigner. For cash in hand, obviously.
Cash in hand?
I’ll have some of that.
Not only that, but the only phones certified for use on the GPO network were…
Those supplied at vastly inflated prices by the GPO!
You could get fined for attaching uncertified equipment to the network – typical Socialist scum tactics.
I’m sure you would.
But not mine.
But it was exactly that.
And you had to rent the phone set from the Gippo.
Norm you obviously do not know what it was like before BT was privatised
If you were fortunate you had a line connected within six months but it costed a fortune. And when you did get a line getting connected to the number you dialed first time was a cause for celebration
It is fashionable today to talk about phone hacking. I can assure you that listening in to private conversations was all part of the GPO phone experience.
You have no idea of how far the nationalised utilities were sinking Britain
“Party lines” were common under the GPO as they refused to invest in their exchanges.
For younger readers, a “party line” is a single exchange connection shared by multiple homes – if you had one, you could pick up your phone and hear your neighbour’s conversations.
To be fair, the digital System X was actually developed while the GPO was in charge – I remember one of the lads that used to catch the same train back from Ashbury’s satation in Manchester was working on it in about 1980.
The GPO was still crap though
Spot on BT was FUCKING SHIT when the state owned it. you could have a phone in three colours and waited 6 months, then the phone boxes were always out of order and vandalised.
BT are still shit, but at least the directors and their political friends are quite happy with the deal.
Tebbit was a trained pilot and would easily have managed to miss the WTC and land safely….
Takes a certain sick and twisted mind doesn’t it? to regard the perpetrators of the brightonbombing as entertaining!!
Are you referring to Lord Tebbit who has cared for his wife without complaint ever since she was crippled by a bomb targeted to destroy the British government?
What goes around, comes around. Is this the same establishment that quite happily assassinates others when it’s convenient but regards it as unsportsmanlike when others adopt the same policy?
And i’m sure Norman manages quite comfortably on his Westminster and BT pension.
You sir are sick.
‘What goes around comes around’ – you need to take note!!
I do hope you never have to care for a disabled partner, you twisted Socialist c’unt.
Been there and done that and it’s no fun at all – Tebbit is a fine and honourable man.
Lol!
If only you knew.
You dude are the ultimate proof that socialist groups and their outreach are WARPED big time.
First rule of ruling is to demonise and pidgeon hole all dissent.
EU arrest warrant anyone?
Why are socialists so nasty?
This is what real terrorism looks like, as practised by your elected representatives.
And you wonder why you’re fair game?
http://www.google.co.uk/search?um=1&hl=en&newwindow=1&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial&channel=s&biw=1366&bih=614&site=search&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=children+of+fallujah&btnG=Search&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=
I do believe Fallujah was entirely down to the Septics – they seem unable to control some of their troops.
Even without that inconvenient truth, which Socialist bastard was in charge over here at the time?
That nice Mr Blair, of course – please clean your own house before criticising others and revelling in the actions of the bogtrotting lunatics you so obviously admire.
Blair, Cameron?
All junior partners in crime.
Can’t you lot call him Dave the gayer or something?
sad git
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2011/05/04/is-ken-the-manchurian-candidate/
If you think that might be problematic, how about this? Ken’s behaviour is getting more and more bizarre. We all know about his pathological hatred of America. Is he the Manchurian Candidate?
Well, he certainly isn’t the Mancunian candidate….
Thought he was the Amphibian Candidate?
Slightly chubby, 50, dominant, non-smoker, £20 for one hour, £35 for two, £85 overnight.
they’re ‘going away’ rates…heavily booked
Typical gordon can’t even be honest over personal info.
Substitute – grossly overweight and turned 60 on 20th Feb 2011.
You can have a threesome for £10 extra
America! Fuck yeah!
dibble dibble dub dub put put ding
I doing very well with the fishs… hunting for loaves next…walking on waters may take a while
Bazza was going to publish the pictures of BinLaden but someohw the film processor sent the wrong pictures, Bazza got shown these and nearly hurled, “no way can the American people see these, it will cost me the election” he said
http://top-people.starmedia.com/tmp/swotti/cacheY2HLCMLLIGJSYWLYUGVVCGXLLVBLB3BSZQ==/imgCherie%20Blair1.jpg
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01113/Cherie-Blair_1113959c.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/30/article-1039744-052D38340000044D-973_233x505.jpg
Under AV, Tony’s tits win as they were the second preference to more people than Cherie’s because Cherie chose to wear a top and Tony went native.
Quite by the way, I think Tony is about to lactate.
Does our Dave mean he likes it up the bum? Very messy business I hear.
clue might be ‘submissive’ in his ad
Apparently these were the phone numbers found on Bin Laden
0500 909 693 (BBC Radio 5)
08705 900 200 (The Labour Party)
the last thing to go through Osama’s mind when he saw the US seals was the bullet..he was only going to throw them some fish but it looked like he was resisiting arrest.
I hear Gordon Brown is really pissed off that Osama didn’t have Scottish pound notes sown into his clothes, even though they’d only be as valuable as sheets of Andrex poo roll
I heard it was the mobile numbers for Gordon Browns and Jim Devines Cleaners.
Vi vas ze delektable und shliky Pippa at ze Hermann Göring Hotel? Fapensie, fapensie, fapensie.
theres a queue for pippa moniker… get your tent
Stayed at the Goring once – nice hotel but the food wasn’t up to much, which was a bit of a pisser ’cause it was all on expenses.
That was a few years back, mind you…
“all on expenses”.
Well, if someone expects me to work for a couple of days in London, and I was living in Manchester at the time, a hotel room, a good meal and a nice bottle of red seems reasonable to me.
Besides, it all got charged to the customer – I think that gig was the FO.
Seal Team Six video leaked
This movie should be part on the national curriculum.
In the United States of Amerikanism it is.
Just another cock and bull story!
Did you see me on PMQs today, I’m growing faster in opposition. He tells me it’s low in calories….should I believe him?
In most cases, yes. But in his, I’m afraid that it’s a pure emulsification of lard and Satan’s seed.
Comradeth! Comradeth!…Er… Comradeth!
Thorry, thtill waiting for Mr Whelan to fax the retht of my thpeech to me.
Nadine Dorries: Teenage girls should be taught how to say no to sex
MPs narrowly pass first reading of Nadine Dorries’ bill to start classes in abstinence for girls aged 13 to 16
Yippee!!
But 70% of what she says is crap, according to her blog.
Or is that just for the ears of fees office officials?
Can they also be taught to say no to married men as well ?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Hi proles. I hear you’re all obsessed with my beautifully curvaceous and toned bottom. I must admit I do have a very fine derriere. Treat me nice and I might let you have a squeeze. Buy me a necklace and you can take me up it.
errrgh girls, who finds a woman’s bottom sexy? yuk Now my lovely shit stained poop chute is a real cutie.
Sounds like you’re very knowledgable on that sort of thing, duckie! Do me now!
I’ve got a pearl necklace you can have, Love,
I think it’ll look great on you.
Only socialism can save us!
As long as expense troughing, EU cocksucking Cons*rvatives say so, it must be true.
What year is it? My name is Imelda Sanchez. Weet weet! I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts. I am Catwoman.
If she was so anti EU, why didn’t she lead the charge for a referendum on membership?
£50 per hour?
I wouldn’t get out of bed for such an insulting offer.
I wouldn’t say no to sucking her juicy baps though. She has a cracking pair of norks. I’d shoot my sticky load all over them.
My thoughts are often with our lads in afghanistan who lost their lives because the last labour govt/gordon/ainbustinagut failed to provide them with even the most basic of equipment.
I hope aintbustinagut and gordon and bliar never get a good night’s sleep ever again because of their guilt of underfunding our armed forces to fight their contrived wars .
As you know nell, i was totally against it from the start.
As you know nell, i was totally against it from the start.
Why is she tweeting at 4:58pm, shouldn’t the lazy cow be getting her husbands tea ready ?
The nurse has to give Gordon his special medicine first, otherwise he runs and hides under the able rocking backwards and forwards sucking his thumb.
Fuck off you fat lesbian Hunt.
Sarah married gordoom. What could possibly be worse?
He’s got zero reviews. He can’t be very good then. Just like the rest of his party.
I’m going to write a really good review as I think he’s cute
You have to marvel at the mong voters who are prepared to get fucked by some thieves wearing the correct colour rosette just for the privilege of believing that they’re on the “winning side”.
Has anyone made any “he was hoping to capture the seat ” jokes yet?
Totally O/T, but here’s one especially for Billy Bowden….
When men were men and Billy Bowden spent every night in his mothers bed, unlike today’s superstar umpires.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-f5pfBgpNE
Beautiful – I’d forgotten what real cricket was like before they started dressing up like poncy gridiron players.
Holding really was an impressive sight – the so-called fast bowlers of today are nothing compared to that great Windies attack of the 70s.
Took a ball full in the forehead fielding at short leg once – damn that hurt!
The Green Party have no policy on immigration, which means they are, in effect colluding in the continuing overcrowding of this very small country – a population that has now reached epidemic proportions. In the past ten years a relaxed planning regime has included countless projects that have replaced prime agricultural land previously used for food production or recreation, with non-descript high density housing – or in some cases investment villas for the seriously wealthy.
The Green Party manifesto makes no bones about “Building a new generation of quality council homes”. (http://www.greenparty.org.uk/policies/housing_2010.html) without actually saying where they are to be built, though presumably not in Southern Scotland or the Irish Republic.
To even a casual onlooker there ought to be some hope that “Green” would do what the label said – i.e. not to cover the hitherto unspoilt areas of Southern Britain in concrete but to leave our historic green spaces in peace forever.
That – very sadly – unmasks the incongruity of so called Ecologist principles for the protection of our unique environment (hatched by well meaning folk of yesteryear) with those of a latter day party that has somehow become inextricably linked with Socialism and all the baggage and dross associated with political opportunism.
I personally do not give a damn for the sexual orientation of my next-door neighbour, or for that matter any political candidate but I do about the piece of green belt land not far from where I live about to be plundered by 250 “affordable” dwellings and the quality of life of those poor sods who must live and grow up in those matchboxes. Green policies – Phaah
oh do fuck off you nimby btl twat.
greens are bad but rent leeches like you are worse.
363 that’s one of the reasons why I quit the Green Party! Oh, and the fact that they rigged the vote for the name change from the Ecology Party to The Green Party. Not very democratic!
Oh, and Gordon Ramsay’s being a c’unt…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8493900/Chef-wins-gagging-order-to-suppress-tribunal-details.html
Pretty obvious from the article who it is – don’t know why the arrogant Jock twat bothered.
Here’s some pre-injunction proof –
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/notw/nol_scottish/nol_scottish_celebrity/1232310/Gordon-Ramsay-faces-sex-discrimination-case-from-accountant-Sara-Stewart.html
I’m free!
Unlike the rest of us who demand payment up front for services rendered.
What really happened to Bin Laden !
He came, he saw, he conkered some septics.
All’s fair in love and war.
Laurent Blanc makes Glen Hoddle look like a diplomatic genius –
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/04/french-football-official-race-row
Ok – it’s from the Grauniad, but what a stupid c’unt Blanc was to even think such things, let alone say them in front of a Frenchman of Arab descent.
My sister’s in the FN, and she has some appalling views
so how come with certain under represented groups it’s fair to discriminate for and some it’s not? this victimhood poker is confusing.
Agreed – ability should be the standard applied in all walks of life.
Mind you, I reserve the right to discriminate based on matters of personal choice, such as religion, politics or sexuality – none of which have anything to do with skin tone.
She probably says much the same about you and your governments multi cultural Nelsons eye for EU integrational policies.
Who’d like to take me up my lovely, toned and nationally popular arse?
Where is this Fairy Dairy Land and who’ll give me a lift there? The bowls of milk here are bland.
Fairy Dairy land?
Over the sea and far, far away the best bet for the lap of luxury.
Fancy charging for a room with a rent boy just because you thought you could get away with it.
Can i come back now?
In the interests of populism, i could aways offer an immediate ban on unskilled immigrants and the removal of those convicted of crime, a referendum on EU membership, a withdrawal of UK forces engaged in the pointless pursuit of bringing democracy to the heathens, the total accountability of members of Parliament and of course an end to the corrupt BBC.
Gotcha!
No you couldn’t – those are proper Conservative policies, and your spin doctors have warned you about that.
And don’t, whatever you do, wind up poor Bibi by threatening to recognise a Palestinian state…
Not that it’s any of our business, but you came across [ahem] this profile because…?
120 for an overnighter is a bloody good deal.
It is actually, unless male prossies are cheaper? In London £120 would only get you an hour’s worth with a half decent looking female escort.
wheres his manifesto?
Does submissive include fisting, guilty pleasure
Brilliant example of socialist economics…the longer you hire him, the cheaper he becomes.
He’ll never last in politics; who ever heard of a politician who lets himself be fucked in return for used fivers?
Bit late Guido?
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/8996305.Naked_web_pics_of_Brighton_candidate__a_joke_/
Fantastic quote though:
“He probably didn’t realise how sensitive things are, with me being a candidate.”
So his mate put the pictures of him naked – genitals and all showing it seems – on a website, purely as a joke?
According to that article, it’s perfectly usual then to have full frontal naked pictures of ourselves on our computers that friends can simply access and use to create fake profiles on escort sites!
Also, how did the friend know he had naked photos on his PC? If he just happened to be using it to send an e-mail and came across them by chance, I guess then the first thought is, oh why not post these as a fake profile – that’ll be funny! Nice friends!
You have to laugh at the fucking audacity of these people. Like, I was in the cottaging part of Clapham Common looking for my car keys, or I was in a looking for badgers in a roadside layboy used for the same purpose. You’ve been caught, you’re a batty boy, shut the fuck up. You’re running in Brighton, so what do you have to worry about?
I agree – looks real to me. Denial is a bit pointless, it will only come back to bite him in the end (ouch). It is an interesting feature of our culture that whilst we have finally accepted gay people, even in high public office, we still somehow baulk at anyone (especially in public office) (gay or straight) indulging in commercial sex. We still haven’t reached the point where ‘doing business’ is acceptable, even if no abuse is involved.
I say this as an observation and make no judgement on it either way.
The argus article states that ‘the fake online profile has been removed’. However, they clearly have not reckoned with the wonders of Google. If you choose to throw “Dave 44 South East site:[put the sleepy boy site url in here without the brackets]” at Google you will still find him there in full glory in Google’s cache
Oh my God [re. Google cache]!
Maybe Mark Oaten could find a role for him?
What does he mean by ‘medium’ size?
Be fair
he was “Free over easter”
Some discount
£120 a night?
Id pay him that to tidy the garden overnight
Submissive Dave revolts me…but could we see the Green Party’s Princess Caroline of Brighton’s web site…I’d pay her £150 for the night!
7.62 long fucks men…