Friday Caption Contest (Sillyband Edition)
When a car arrives outside Ed Miliband’s office displaying Silly Millie The Clown, children’s party entertainer, the jokes pretty much write themselves. Good luck anyway…
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Iran’s military chief-of-staff, Major General Hassan Firouzabadi…
“The Iranian nation is standing for its cause and that is the full annihilation of Israel”.
The last Quango in Paris says:
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
how apt
Brillo on 5-live: Blair and Brown should have been invited and seated in the “pew of shame“…along with all the dictators and despots.
I see Dave is still trying to get in on the act.
Sorry, I think I meant brother David
Silly Millie loves being silly, he try’s to be senseabelly and his favourite food is Lellow jelly.
Silly Millie sings songs like a star.
Some say he sounds more like a car.
With his Dog Eddie who likes to tickle toes
they both bring fun to where ever they go.
With apologies to http://www.sillymillietheclown.co.uk/
I tried my best to get in the picture, darned BBC just ignored me.
What a lot of nast, repulsive right wing shits this website attracts.
That should have been NASTY. As in horrid, unpleasant, despicanle and generally not very nice people.
Calm down dear. It attracted you.
Don’t be too harsh on him, CG. There’s obviously a sane rational human being in there somewhere just aching to escape from the web of lies his masters have created.
Britain’s Left-wingers are far nicer.
welcome
Spot on comment by Brillo Both of the NEW MAN NONCES ( a.k.a. Bliar and the Gorgon) are absolute pieces of treacherous Fascist filth and the ” pew of shame ” would have been the best place for them along with the Beard and Slot gob.
Failed politician tries out for new job.
Chop off ‘is knob !
“Calm down dear”
“Now David, this is really taking the piss!”
No annouced winners again?
Oh well anyway.
“Eds next relauch details leaked”
“Your registration number is not valid”
A few months ago my wife was fined £60 because her number-plate had an apostrophe (in the right place !).
How come they can use a car on the public highway with a wholly illegal number-plate ?
Time for a revolution – man the guillotines. (But save Pippa for me – very tasty).
Because he’s a fucking future King you idiot,
“Your registration number is not valid”
And if Militwat is the driver then the model name of the car isn’t either.
35 comments so far – get a life you tosser
Come on tosser, surely you can entertain us with some more stupid, obvious and unoriginal thoughts on this one
You counted ‘em you sad c-unt
Sorry mate, we’ve already got one.
“Ed Milibands team bounding session doesnt go down to well with the shadow cabnait”
The bounders, hang ‘em all I say!
“… the jokes pretty much misspell themselves.”
=1
OT
Lesson For Red Ed
Blue Royal supporters are far better behaved and cheerful than miserable angry Red Union supporters.
Here here gawd save me an me followers
My new clown-outfit will bring a thmile to the faceth of my thupporterth!
Grumpineth, be gone!
What? Both of them?
And there are a hell of a lot more, well behaved, friendly, patriotic Brits who turned out for the Royal Wedding, than turned up for that “me me me me me me-athon!” organised by the unions in March.
Nice to see that the majority of Brits are still sensible, fun loving, patriotic decent people.
It was a great day, and not a trot in sight, bar the wonderful Horseguards!
yes. 100 anachists (champagne socialist t*ts) arrested in Soho and south london apparently. Hope they fell over in the back of the van.
What all of 100? It’s as well they don’t breed like rabbits. In my day I could only find 6 (or was it 7?) and they were all… well, they would all feel at home in the back of the van.
Yep, and they paid their own way to get there instead of being bussed in by their unions. Not to mention the thousands of local celebrations.
Have to ask why the media are so reluctant to admit that this is what most people in Britain are like and so desperate to deny them a voice.
“Ed Miliband appoints new director of comunications”
Guido talking about directors of communications, what’s happened to Dodgy Dave’s ex director of communication, has anything been seen of him or is he about to do a Reggie Perrin.
A John Stonehouse, the list could go on
Clown arrives to complain about his act and name being shamelessly plagiarised by the Leader of the Opposition.
But it is in a Smart car – probably smarter than Ed Moribund
“Ed denys he is clowning around with the unions”
Ed’s more sensible relation arrives to help improve policy
“Ed celebrates with the new generation after 6 monthe in charge”
Labour finally realise what Tony meant when he said “Get me a clown for the party”
“Gordon Brown tries to smuggle himself into Labour HQ”
Sorry, you’re too late — the party’s finished!
* applause *
+ 1
Yes very good (and certainly a damned sight cleverer than anything from Rich & Mark!)
Clown in a smart car goes to dumb Labour party.
“After failing at Sunderlend FC, David Miliband unviels his new job”
Ed Miliband hires new speech writer for his wedding vows.
Sillie Millie can make your money disappear, just like that!
Welcome back sir, just one moment and I´ll get someone to the gates for you.
Oh! by the way, How did the PMQs´go today?
to open the gates of course, sorry about that
Calm down dear, it’s only a commercial
“Ed miliband apoints relitive as new intern”
“Silly Millie loves being silly, she try’s to be senseabelly and her favourite food is Lellow jelly. ”
http://www.sillymillietheclown.co.uk/index.html
“Try’s”?
Close to giving up on this stuff…..
“With her Dog Billy who likes to tickle toes they both bring fun to where ever they go.”
And she’s been Policed ( sic ) Checked
Red Ed’s party relaunch plans revealed.
Red Ed Relaunch 8.0, a(nother) New Beginning.
Calm down dears, it’s only a clown.
“Ed doesnt get the joke when the Tories send round a clown to try a teach labour a sense of humour”
“Ed goes to desprate measures to try and get Angla Eagle and Ed Balls a sense of humour”
Try Eddie the Eagle
‘Good afternoon sir, the national policy forum have asked if you could go straight in.’
A Future Funfair For All.
Winner!
+1
But Ed said “Lets go out on the town”
But Ed said “Lets go out on the town, not get me a clown”
“Right wing blogger Guido Fawkes goes undercover at Eds office”
Abbwa cadabwa !
ithy withy let’th get bithy
I’m here for PMQs training for Ed!
Thock puppets a thpesthality !
Vote for labour
and watch your countries wealth dissapear !
It’th like magic !
Millie joins Ed and David for ring-a-ring a rosies
Policeman to driver ” I bet you’re voting yes to av on May 5th”
“From Brown the clown to Millie the clown in only 12 months”
I can make a cock out of a baloon
and i can make your economy dithappear !
Sorry Sir, what was that? A first class return to Dottingham?
“Ed decides to beef up his policy on the econmy”
“Silly Millie The Clown is insured, is an Equity member and member of Clown’s International. Silly Millie has been Policed Checked and can provide a
Copy of CRB document if required”
Both apostrophically challenged and grammatically incorrect. Her web site looks like it was scripted by Tory Bear.
Grim and sad too.
“… scripted by Tory Bear.” Ouch! That IS bad.
Tough but fair.
Website is one word if you’re being pedantic
“Children’s Party” (Entertainer)
Good publicity for Millie Which of the Millbands is this?
Dave’s new job or is Red Ed not expecting to hold his current one for much longer?
Could be the new name for the Labour opposition front bench, the way they all behave when on tele.
Our grand kids are better behaved and don’t show their ignorance when other people are talking.
I hope silly millie is not Mili Bland!
Whatever you do, don’t overdo it, m’dear.
“Gordon finally turns up to clear his desk”
Right Walesy open the curtains !
IN the search for election success, Ed rebrands New Labour as “The Children’s Party”
Clowngate#
“Andrew Marr turns up to interview Ed”
two perfectly clean comments removed ?
WTF is wrong with this shite , i mean site ?
Labour’s new head of policy comes for their first meeting with Ed Miliband.
I’m not so sure Millie the Clown, Aka Dr Geehee, Aka Faith Tingle, aka The Budhhist Clown Dr is quite right in the head.
http://www.thiswayupezine.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=780&catid=904:inspiring-lives&Itemid=141
Depressed opposition leader
seeks advice on career change
“Vince Cable defects to Labour”
He was rejected…
Policeman: Move along there sir, this restricted parking, for resisdents only. Oh sorry Mr Millband I didn’t recogise you in that clowns out fit, very good sir, oh a part time job is it sir?
I just love the fact that Brown’n'Blair weren’t invited. The thought of Gordon being told that Maggie’n'Major were invited but he wasn’t has cheered me up all week.
There were plenty of “friendly” despots there though, controlvery, very BIG purse strings
And?
We shouldn’t let the pusillanimous self-hating lefty idea that we are responsible for all the world’s evils govern what is, after all, a great opportunity to expand trade and get our hands on some of that lovely money that they have and we want, should we?
I object to having the chief r@bbi there – not sure if they had any imams or whatever as I haven’t watched any of the coverage, but they shouldn’t be there either on what is a Christian and British occasion, but no doubt you’d have had them preceded up the aisle by whirling dervishes followed by hari krishna freaks and a steel band, with the diplomatic corps replaced by a Jeremy Kyle audience.
Let’s use the occasion to create trade if we can – it’s bugger all use for anything else.
Shame Mags wasn’t well enough.
Were the millionaire war-criminal and the one-eyed scots idiot missed?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Personally it’s made my week , knowing that William and Kate didn’t invite the NEW MAN NONCES. After all Bliar would have tried to upstage the happy couple and Brown would have cursed the event simply by being there. God bless William and Catherine!!!!!
Copper: Mr Miliband, you shouldn’t taunt your brother Ed like this.
I noticed there were no shots of Ed and Justine at the wedding, but plenty of Dave, Sam, Nick and Miriam. Labour will be furious no doubt and probably send some heavies to terrorise tv news execs.
Surely Ed Milibrain didn’t really get an invite, did he?
I think that Samantha Cameron and Miriam Clegg are worth distracting the camera for a while ( Mrs C really does dress well); Justine ? I’m not so sure …..
True, she’s a frog in a bell tent.
I’ve been told you’re not welcome
here Mr. Prescott.
“Ed Balls ecomic advisor turns up for weekly briefing”
Has he had a go as well then?
She’s an equal opportunities slapper. I’m surprised she didn’t wear a bedsheet to the wedding
Well i heard TB was desprate……
Pitty, a bedsheet would have looked better
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/t3J8z3oKhs_/Royal+Wedding+Wedding+Guests+Party+Make+Their/DMGU8Kmwmv1/Sally+Bercow
When she sat down you could see her crotch. Well I could ……
When we said we wouldn’t touch her with yours, TB,..we didn’t mean..
{shudders}
Silly illiterate bint.
FRom Silly Millie’s Website
“ A very child centred entertainer who not only held the children’s attention but also fired their imagination”
Mona Grogan Play Development Officer, Sure Start
So its a Shadow Cabinet Strategy Day then
Clown down dear!
He did I’m afraid. Leader of the opp gets invite. But at least we didn’t have the gruesome spectacle of Bliar, Slotgob, Mong and Magda there.
That was in reply to 50 calibre but got detached somehow.
Bliar is a bigger mass murderer than all the world’s dictators put together.
It was obvious that Bliar was never gonna get an invite…it harks back to August 1997 when he coined the phrase “She was the People’s Princess was she not ?” and alleged that he”saved the Monarchy”………(allegedly)someone very important in the line of succession I suspect has NEVER forgiven him for that…….he’s also fairly unlikely to be a member of the Noble Order of the Garter(which is in the persobal gift of the Sovereign) either anytime soon I suspect …there’s been so many vacancies since he resigned that have been given to others when a PM who served at least as long as Mrs T hasn’t been awarded so much as a KBE …speaks for itself
I must admit I had a laugh when I saw the headline ‘Blair snub over Royal Wedding’ I bet Imelda gave him Hell. The second one, ‘No invite for Brown’ made my day.
“john Bercow gets carear advice”
“Clowns attend annual conference”
Is that two of the new AV counting machines in the background? One blue, one green?
“Last time i use that bloody sat nav”
(Millie) “Ok, ok Ed, let’s try again…… taking the piss is???”
(Ed) “err, demeaning and insulting to 51% of the population”
(Millie) “no, Ed, no, it’s usually funny”
(Ed) “ah, ok”
(Millie) “and totally fucking up the economy is???”
(Ed) “ooh, ooh! I know this one, Gordon told me! it’s funny!!”
(Millie) “not to most people Ed, not to most people. Lets try this one, a couple of illegal wars are?”
(Ed) ” funny?”
(Millie) give me strength “no Ed, no, you havent been listening, and a defecit denying shadow chancellor??”
(Ed) “Funny?”
(Millie) “Now you’re getting it!!”
(Ed) “yeah? YEAH!, never could figure out why his wife didn’t change her name”
(Millie) “that’s it Ed, hilarious stuff! now your getting it!”
Illiterate neo-cons struggle to find something funny in children’s entertainer sharing two syllables of his name with leader of centre-left party
Labour is left-wing these days, not centre-left.
I’ve got my party back !!!! We’re aaawwiiiigghhhhttt !!! We’re aaawwiiiggghhhttt !!!
True. Auctioning an autographed copy of the inquest into Dr Kelly’s death is a far more civilised thing to do. As is burying bad news on 9/11. As is hiring a special adviser to smear opponents and their wives. As is having an illegal war. As is fucking up the economy. As is bullying staff and shoving secretaries. As is promising not to introduce tuition fees and then introducing them.
“…………….centre-left party”…….when The leader has the soubriquet “Red Ed” owes his election to unions such as UNITE etc…it’s no longer a centre-left party it’s a far left socialist party(like the it was in the 80′s under Michael Foot and equally has with no hope of securing majority under FPTP that’s why Ed’s in favour of AV)
Sense of humour implants now available on the NHS.
But not available to the BBC who rely on canned laughter.
Ha ha ha! Oh my aching sides! Please! No more!
Thanks, guys.
Enough evidence there to win my small wager !
You knuckledraggers really don’t do irony, do you ?
Isha Guru is fit!
That should be Isa Guha , Me and spelling eh?
Yes sir, and I’m Basil Brush. Now take you hat off – slowly.
Didn’t I give a splendid speech at the wedding? Using my powers, I attended without leaving my bedroom.
As she flapped like an immature seagull
Ed sought quickly to calm down Ms Eagle.
Silly Millie the Clown
Giving echoes of Brown
On a day not for reds? Simply regal.
Millie, Mollie, Mandy
One at least is a clown
And one was quite sandy
With a smug sort of frown.
Will Alternative Votes
Sort the sheep from the goats?
And who will laugh most
When the trousers fall down?
Cut and Paste FAIL
Anyone in there modding today? Comments still in purgatory from 10:37 on previous page. Leave the bottle alone for a few minutes at least.
Hic!
Still not done. Can’t get the staff.
“….. No , Officer i am the shadow chancerllor”
Silk purse….sow’s ear
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/t3J8z3oKhs_/Royal+Wedding+Wedding+Guests+Party+Make+Their/DMGU8Kmwmv1/Sally+Bercow
Slotgob II
She looks exactly what she is in that photo, a middle aged old whore.
That is a dreadful thing to say about such a sweet picture where I see a kind hearted woman taking a lost boy in London back to his worried parents. For shame! If only there were more people prepared to do good deeds like this the world would be a better place.
O/T what about that freedom bill?
http://www.oldholborn.net/2011/04/love-police-in-cells.html
Yaah, the police are free to remove all perceived threats to the safety of the public and the guests of this happy day.
If the tosspot Charlie had not made public threats and encouraged other anarchists and lunatics to come to London and do “something I cannot describe”[sic] then I assume he would not have been arrested.
Millions of people in the UK and billions worldwide have been really enjoying a fun and happy occasion. Just what this nation needs at this time.
Millions of others could not give a shit about it and are peaceably going about their days.
A tiny, insignificant minority have made public threats. The police were entirely right to temporarily remove such people and mitigate such a threat.
Isnt that number plate ilegal?
It said N02AV but it’s been smeared.
Silly milly really is silly. He, she, or it has not got a car. It is a smart shopping trolley.
“Send in the Browns”
Policeman : If you havent got your papers no need to panic, Calm down dear.
Millie: Thats sexist!
Cameron sends in clowns to cheep up Labour front bench
The Miliclown car.
When you announce a policy, the wheels fall off.
Voterth! My wedding will be even bigger than Printh William’th! I call on the Prime Minithter to make my wedding day a Bank Holiday!
How about a Blank Holiday!
That’s very good.
Another nose job?
O/T
I heard screaming in the crowd out side Buckingham Palace today, and for a moment thought that gordon had run-a-muck, in a fit of peak.
Having discovered that Blair and Brown weren’t invited to the Royal Wedding, Ed Miliband arranges alternative entertainment for them while he is away…
O/T
I heard screaming in the crowd out side Buck in gham Pa lace today, and for a moment thought that gordon had run-a-muck, in a fit of peak.
I wouldn’t be surprised if gordon is sitting somewhere right now plotting his revenge on the R oy al family.
Just had a butchers at the Guardian , they are so not happy about it. Read all thier hate about the “Toffs” and Royals brought a smile to my face.
God save the Queen!
The Guardian is a paper read by bummers and kiddie fiddlers.
Working for a social services department near you, worse luck…
Silly Millie The Clown [check]
Children’s PArty Entertainer [check]
As you say – it writes itself.
The only thing wrong with the whole scenario is it’s a ‘SMART’ car. Ned Miliband needs an ‘IDIOT’ car or a bumper car.
Saw you had some fun over at the Guardian (Steve bells cartoon thread) , Enjoyed the read
The sooner the telly tax is axed and the Gruinard goes tits-up the better.
If people had the choice then by thier own logic (the BBc) , they would pay anyway, If they are that confident then let the market decide.
Just stop paying the TV tax. They moan for a while, then give up.
Comments disappearing almost as fast as I can post them. Their interpretation of ‘personal abuse’ being ‘anybody who disagrees with a socialist’.
‘Sorry madam, nothing ‘smart’ been allowed near here in donkey’s years’.
I’d love to meet Kate’s pussy.
Ed Miliband felt it did him good, now and then, to meet somebody with a serious job.
FFS let me in. I’m a mate of Prinz Andrew
“New Labour leader starts first day on the job”
“Gave up the day job then, Ed?”
“Labours yes2AV campain get desperate”
Just like the great Gordino
i too can make your economy disappear before your very eyes
Taxi for Mr Miliband.
Like It!
Peter Hain’s master plan for extra coverage for Ed backfires.
Ed meets his match. Outsmarted, he’s requested a rematch…but this time with AV.
Guido Fawkes has been honoured with a lifetime achievement from the Labour Party for right wing blogging.
He is photographed driving to collect his award
Peter Hain complains about constant press hounding of the Labour leadership.
Millie wears his best suit, a clown outfit but still the he doesn’t make the BBC coverage of the royal wedding.
35 comments so far – get a life you tosser
Fancy being obsesed with another poster, so much that they spend their time counting his posts, well, well, well.
Fuck off Bowden you c’unt.
Saddo. Pointless little saddo.
Come back and find me my Lord. You left me all those months ago when you decided to become obsessed with being the first person to post a comment on each entry on this blog. Remember the days when you weren’t the saddest tosser on the web.
super smashing great – keep out of the black and into the read nothing in tihs game for two in a bed
militwit’s personal car arrives to take him to the wedding.
Red Ed the mong clown
Squeeze Ed the clown’s middle but he won’t make you laugh.
I want a wedding coloring book and some new crayons.
As usual, Sillie Millie was about to turn left…
Just when you though Peter Hain couldn’t be any more of a dick:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13242201?utm_source=twitterfeed
The article says he’s been slapped down by Sillyband – that may be true. However I can’t find a single mention either for or against Hain or Hodgson on Labour List. The natural home of the hand full of republicans we have, plus the tribal mongs who’ll react like Polly tells them, and nobody’s got anything to say. A cynic would be forgiven for thinking that they’re deleting all references to Hain, Hodgeson, Polly and their few supporters.
Hain was equally obnoxious and opportunistic on Any Questions. I turned it off in the end.
Nice that Cameron quietly went to chat to people on The Mall last night. Could you imagine Ned doing that without a full press briefing and entourage? Or Gordon doing it without a cattle prod in his back?
Nice that Cameron walked to the wedding this morning.
Sort of O/T but we should give credit where credit’s due.
I thought our politicians and their partners looked good for the most part. edmillie’s partner justine got it just right, impressive. samcam and nicks senora – stunning as ever. osborne’s ladywife and hague’s ffion – lovely. theresamay amusing as ever in her leopard prints.
Disaster no.1 of the day has to be sallyalley in black and white ‘what was it?’ , showing everything including thighs riddled with orange peel.
Disaster no’s 2 and 3 has to be the dukeofyork’s daughters who looked very reminiscent of 2 pantomime dames.
The bride outshone them all that should have taught sallyalley a lesson. You don;t need to show everything you have to attract the world’s attention.
How sad that you wasted part of your life watching spongers wasting your money !
Well which spongers would you rather watch? Because one way or the other you have to have someone up there to Head the country. So who would you like it to be?
Ed Miliband For Presedent of Britain !
Oh come on you could have been more imaginative than that!
Let’s at least have someone like gordon that’ll probably give us a replay of the time of GeorgeIII
Or prezza who’ll adequately recreate the latter times of the whoring Henry VIII!!
Of course if we had to have bliar, well he at least would likely , with his liking of three to a bed, recreate the times of Edward IV.
tell me more of this Blair three in a bed thing ?????
Oh c’mon frankie you don’t need me to elaborate !
bliar,cherie and carole et al?? hmm?!
Or if you were interested in historical precedents then edward IV, duke of hastings and janeshore.
Blimey the poor girl has given up her life at 29 and dedicated it to the service of her country. She won’y have much of a private life, she will be under the scrutiny and cameras of not just the UK but the World’s press for the rest of her life.
If she was only interested in social climbing, she could have just gone and married some rich geriatric.
Good luck to her, I wouldn’t do it. (Plus Wills isn’t really my type, although if it was Harry…)
Nell – thanks for watching and giving us the lowdown – I couldn’t be bothered watching myself, and couldn’t care less about the wedding of an inbred German and a social climber.
Glad to see the day went off well, although I was looking forward to seeing Choudary’s mob get the crap kicked out of them by ordinary citizens…
Let’s just say P – it was an uplifting experience. Not the circus we would have got if it ha d been presidentbliar marrying off his offspring, though sallyalley and the duke of york’s daughters eclipsed any awfulness that even cherie could have exhibited.
As for ‘choudary’s mob’ well I think they were very wise not to have attempted an anti monarchy demonstration in the middle of a million plus loyalroyal folks!!
I am hoping for an “uplifting” experience myself tonight !
I suspect y’mean to speak for little ‘ol bercow. I feel sure he’s saying tonight.
Did ya see her? Did ya see all of her? Just for once , this is my time!!!
There is very little German left in the Royal Family and they are constantly outbreeding with the English – as ever a simpleton’s lie is better than an inconvenient truth
But as a Welshman, I view the English as Saxon / Norman mongrels anyway, so maybe I’m more accurate than you think.
When I saw her in profile I thought one of the York gels was wearing antlers.
++++Laugh++++
Well said!
My first thought was “What have they done to Cinderella”
Of course the beeb and labour hoped that when princessdi died, cinderella died too.
Alas rebublicanism has just taken a kicking and the princess kate looks set to start a new cult that has nothing to do with lefty labour!!!!
Blair could have her “Topped ” he has previous you know !
I certainly do.
Princess Kate? Has she got new parents then?
Viewing figures suggest 26 million watched the wedding, oh how they’ll hate that at the Guardian. Que lefty bedwetters calling the British public stupid. There’s no snob like a socialist snob.
Jon Snow Channel 4 News “Not enough blacks at the wedding ” !!!= Prat !
Starkey = Bitchy old queen.
Should have got Simon Scharma to do it – he’s like a posh Dale Winton, that boy!
Also noticed that the crowd were uniformly white with just a sprinkling of mainly oriental faces. Very strange considering the ethnic makeup of London.
Spot the dad in Brixton.
Did he say it as a joke as some American bint is meant to have done?
Welcome to the Labour Circus Show with the two clowns named Ed.
Labour should bring back Mandelson
at least then they will have a ring master !
Whilst his new special advisor talked a lot of sense, especially on the issue of tax breaks for new clown startups, there was something different about her appearance compared to his other advisors that Ed couldn’t quite put his finger on.
Abwacadthdabwa! The blank piecthe of paper hasth magically thurned intho policicies for clowns.
I am going to runaway with the circus!
“Gordon!!!! So this is why we have not seen you in the chamber recently.”
Death Cab arrives for Cutie
+1 – Bonzos!
I propose that we erect an Equestrian Statue to Willy!
KK-SSSKKWWAAAAWWWKK!!! (skreet) (krrrrrr) (cuttle) GODSAVETHEKWEEN!!! (skrrrr) BONZOS!
RedEd returns from his visit to Scotland and his last ditch effort to make Iain Gray look good.
“Ed, it’s Byers taxi for you, said he’s done the knowledge and he’s available for hire…..”
“And my next trick is to make the wheels fall off, just like Brown did with the economy”
Copper on radio to REdEd “Judging from the skin colour its Hain, judging from make-up its Brown and judging from the Fiscal policy document its Balls”
RedEd replies “In which case, seeing as there is no overall majority on who it is, whose your 4th choice and we’ll let him win….”
Copper ” Okay, I’ll go for your brother David”
In a more patriotic vein (Cross the mountains of your chest, I will stick a Union Jack…) -
In her act the Clown has a dog that licks toes.
Shes obviously there to audition Balls for a new job
Copper “No ma’am, I am afraid you have had a hoax call. This place is full of clowns already “
What’s a wedding?
It’s an act of political convenience – in your case for whelping two bastards, and in Gordon’s case…
I went to one today but I was not noticed and neither was my girlfriend.
Littlejohn’s latest – the phrase “self-righteous munters” pretty much sums up the typical Labour woman I think…
Although if he pats the lovely Sarah T on the arm again I may have to have words with him…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1381807/David-Cameron-sexim-row-Calm-pet-completely-barking.html
I have just got to say Prince William is the luckiest bloke in the world.
Driving an Aston Martin Volante in pristine condition thru the streets of London must be the best ever experience possible.
DB6?
Arriviste!
driving one up kate middleton on the same day would be quite a treat as well
I hope they dont have a French driver !
Shadow minister Peter Hain has alleged Ed Milliband was snubbed by the coverage of the Royal Wedding by the BBC, always the bridesmaid but never the blushing bride, ROFL.
peter hain, the tango’d one is just being a drama queen.
All the political people came into Westminster at about the same time and all looked pretty impressive including miliband and his lady.
The only one to cast a pall over the uk political classes, as you would expect , was sallyalley, dressed to show off all her bodily bits and pieces with all the vulgarity that you’d expect of a gipsy wedding.
Peter Hain is trash. Sally Bercow is a trashy and cheap call girl.
Both are scum.
Erm ….. just out of interest ….. *how* cheap? I’ve got this friend…..
sallyalley?
price of a halfpint in the pub carpark I suspect.
Was Edward Miliband there ? Perhaps they stuck him behind a pillar
I wath there, but where wath everyone elth?
Thtill, I got to have a good look around Thaint Paul’th Cathedral. It’th very big.
Ed Milibands entrance tune for this years Labour party conference !
Fuck off Queers Organ you fetus faced wanker !
Yes, go on Piers
She lives in a council house in Tuscany with a swimming pool and a Filipino housemaid, its a tribute to the socialist system.
That would be Filipina housemaid unless you know we don’t?
Stupid stupid cow. How can trash like her be listened to?
The answer is here.
About 45 seconds in.
Follow the link for the answer.
About 1min in on the vid.
http://cityunslicker.blogspot.com/2011/04/sleeper-2011.html
Clowns to the left of me jokers to right. Here I am stuck in the middle with you.
Ed Miliband singing to Harman, Balls et al.
RIP Gerry Rafferty.
I can’t be the only person who cracked one out over Pippa Middleton today. Not as pretty as her sister but sexy as fuck
What a sad person you are.
Not as pretty as her sister? They look like twins.
Kate might end up as the girl in the iron mask if she has any womb issues. Or rather lack of issues.
She made me do a mess in my Y-fronts, but I never even touched my winkle. Sadly it’s the way things are these days. The Mrs insists on taking me to just up to the point of no return and then walking off, laughing. My balls are bluer than the Tories.
We are going on strike and we will protest against the coalition cuts.
Our diplomas and degrees in clowning are what this country needs to kickstart the economy.
Protest! Protest! Protest!
We will throw custard pies at the police. Kick them with our big rubbery shoes, throw buckets of invisible water over them until our demands are met. Our dwarves, the human cannon balls will be targetting important political offices. The trapeze artist will be swinging around the cenotaph. The acrobats will be performing various stunts outside topshop. Then we are going to let tiddles the tiger loose outside number 10.
Roll up! Roll up for the greatest show on earth!
“Sir, the only thing smart about you is your car. Now why don’t you just fuck off and leave it to the big boys?”
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-13241892
republic, a group of a few hundredoddbods held a street party today to promote the obolition of the monarchy.
some of them came wearing their ‘campaign medals’ for anarchy, communism anti-hunting and vegetarianism.
others came representing the european republican alliance purportedly wanting rumpy pumpy as the uk/eu president with his hq at Buck House.
According to their spokesman, their numbers, during the day, swelled from a few hundred to thousands!!
I think they are about as delusional as gordon.
“I am sorry Mr Brown but we were told to keep an eye out for you and that outfit is fooling no one”
Totally off topic
but yesterday it must have been “a good day to bury bad news”
The new aircraft carriers which are being built to take planes we dont have
we are now told by the jock ship yards will cost two billion pounds more Because !
They have to be modified to take other aircraft ?
What other aircraft the French one’s or the American ones ?
this is an absolute joke !
Scrap the bastards now cut our losses and run and put thousands of bone idle jocks on the dole
where they already would have been if Labour hadn’t signed up to this farce !
Come on Dave Grow a Pair !
Have you got any idea how much Heroin that will buy the fuckers in Fife? The one eyed twat need sto keep th efuckers doped up to keep voting for him.
Just imagine – a billion pound skatebaord ramp on our new ships!
Radical, man – like I could maybe manage a 1440 with the catapult…
Even by the 1960s, our Lib/Lab/Con governments’ ambitions were anti-British and pro-global. So we got the collaberative Concord, Jaguar and MRCA (Tornado); and the TSR2 was, literally, shot to pieces. Dave’s demolition of the current aircraft carriers, Harriers and Nimrod is only political conservatism.
And the new, forever-in-the-building, shape-shifting, empty aircraft carrier and its wallflower, spare-part mate? They’ve got as much chance of sailing in the wakes of the Golden Hind, Victory and Dreadnought as Dave has of scrapping foreign aid.
I’m off!
“I thought I was being invited to a Party to do conjuring tricks with Balls – not the bloody Labour Party to help Ed Balls with his economic conjuring tricks!!!”
Many thanks for calling in Mr Milliband about the clown vacancy, we’ll let you know
Good Evening
Thursday 5th May, Vote Labour. Send this coalition government a message, tell them you didn’t vote for the trebling of tuition fees, a rise in VAT to 20% or the privatisation of our NHS. In Scotland, don’t be fooled by the SNP, stick true and vote Labour. In Wales, don’t listen to Cameron’s Lies on the NHS, vote Labour. And in England make sure you send a clear message to this government and vote Labour, May 5th.
Just made my day to see a report that Ed the Gimp was turned away when he tried to access the wedding – told by plod that he would have to try an official entry point to see whether he could be admitted. Ha ha ha.
Tat you promised that if i took you to watch the wedding
you wouldn’t come back and annoy all those bloggers
now go and get your flag and watch it again on the news
otherwise theres no wanky at bed time !
You ever heard of the voice in the wilderness?
Just for once it’s true.
No-one is listening to you.
How about you come and join us loyalist royalists who are going to vote no to av and our scottish members are going to vote for the snp .
We’ll let labour voters win some local government seats because they don’t carry any power anyway so they are not of any importance.
SNP will carry the day up here in Scotia, mainlybecause Torys like me vote for them to keep out the corrupt labour scum who infest our councils . Fuck you labour your day has come you corrupt bastards
You are doing us all a great service.
+1
At last – a Scot I can respect and understand!
Hope you’re not alone and more power to your elbow.
“We’ll let labour voters win some local government seats because they don’t carry any power anyway so they are not of any importance….”
I think you make a big mistake if you think that Nell. The fact is that for the majority of voters it’s local councils especially those that are Labour controlled that affect their day to day lives the most…with cutting of services;closing of public libraries;raising council tax;closing down “sure Start” Centres,stopping school bulding projects;sacking staff…..and who do you think they blame ? not themselves…they blame the Coalition(principally the Tories) and so bit by bit drip by drip they erode support for the Coalition and Cameron…Labour is fighting a battle for hearts and minds at local level as a basis for defeating the Coalition as they make cuts that in some cases ARE political and on present form they’re winning the argument.
So never say that local government carries no power..the fact is they do…they have the capacity to defeat Cameron & Co
If Labour councils are closing Sure Start centres, they’re not as bad as I thought.
“you didn’t vote for the trebling of tuition fees, a rise in VAT to 20% or the privatisation of our NHS”
Personally I voted for the debt to be dealt with in the fairest way possible, for public spending to be managed better (and to be lowered, or at least not increased at unsustainable levels), and for government projects/systems to be better managed so that they stop burning our money.
So far, generally speaking, I’ve got what I voted for and what I’d hoped would happen.
“Privatise the NHS” – is that a bad thing? Would you prefer:
a) a purely civil-servant-managed quango burning billions of pounds of public money by insanely bad management/processes.
or
b) a privately-managed system, kept in-check by the government, where projects are managed properly?
I don’t see how a bunch of moronic civil servants running the system is necessarily worse than the private sector running the system.
The “at least the civil servants don’t care about profits” argument is not a valid defence of the status quo, it’s actually an illustration of why having a government/civil-servant based management structure is a bad thing; they don’t care about anything related to value for money in government/civil-service, hence they burn our money. What they could spend on a doctor, they instead burn on insane levels of red tape and incompetent management.
It’s a bit like councils contracting out, say, some of their admin processes to the private sector; would you rather have a council spending £100 on a ream of paper because their civil servants are too stupid to go down to staples and buy some for a couple of quid, or would you prefer the council (too stupid to contemplate something as simple as popping down to staples) to ask a private company to do their admin for them at 1% of the cost that the council currently spends?
Would you say that BUPA hospitals are shit because they’re private? Nope; they’re amongst the best in the world because they’re run/managed properly, and because if they don’t keep their patients happy then they’d go bust.
When was the last time you ever heard a BUPA patient say “they left me in the corridor on a trolley for 48 hours without feeding me” ? It just doesn’t happen. But it does happen in the NHS because the NHS gets the money no matter how shit they treat their patients.
Privatise the NHS? Yes please. I’d vote for that any day of the week as long as there’s some kind of oversight by the government to make sure that their published success rates aren’t forged.
Calm Down Ed, dear.
Kate : William do you fancy a little pussy ?
William : Er yes please Kate !
Kate : So do i ,Mine’s as big as a house !
A Manning classic –
I don’t believe Scots are as tight as people say, but I did hear that when two taxis collided in
Glasgow recently 48 people were injured.
That was Iain Gray-, an advisor a SpaD and 45 people in the Subway they crashed into to avoid anti cuts protestors
Another classic
Is the mother and daughter who are always sat in the front row
he says about the atractive 40 plus one “If she were my daughter i’d still be bathing her !”
and her mother
“Look at this one here follows me everywhere 84 and stone deaf !
she thinks i’m a fuckin singer !”
the kick-off to Ed’s new anti spin initiative doesn’t go as well as hoped…
New career is boosted by Ed’s nose operation.
Look Boyth & Girlth, it’th Ed Juggleballth. Thall I throw it at him Kidth?
Copper – Before you can enter, please state the password.
Clown – Not only did I save the world….
Copper then shouts “Super hero for Ed Milliband”
“Only a few minutes earlier Sally Bercow, wife of the Speaker of the Commons, had gone clacking past with a Stone Age cleavage.
The sight of Sally the Alley in her glad rags would have been enough to weaken even Dizzy Gillespie’s embouchure.”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1382086/ROYAL-WEDDING-Stonking-hats-gold-braid–Firm-parade.html
Police rounded up potential troublemakers before the Royal wedding.
Gordon Brown not at the wedding.
Connection?
Nah, Brown avoids any building with the word “Westminster” in its name.
now calm down dear it’s only a children’s entertainer
sexist pig
who let you out of the kitchen, those rice crispy cakes are not going to make themselves are they!
G I pist exs!
He seems to be a bit of a joke at the moment hope that soon stops. He needs the hidden codes of success
Hidden code ??? I’ve got a shocking head code that’s why I talk like a twonker.
We do not support the concept of success. No one may be better than another. All must be equal in mediocrity. (However, effnics are more equal than others.)
That is a Smart car so clearly it cannot be Ed’s
“Red Ed” seeks advice on how to lighten up his image……..
I thought Ed Miliband looked stunning after his recent nose job. That’s him in the middle.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/29/article-1381795-0BD2B86900000578-393_634x508.jpg
I only pulled you up so I could take the opportunity to laugh ironically in your face!
List of people detained and so absent from the Royal wedding.
{Still not seen in public since}
Brown – Gordon.
Blair – Tony
Blair -Cherie
Blair – Lionel
Fayhed – Al
Fawkes -Guido
Bear – Tory.
Ferguson – Sarah
…. ?
For once I am interested to see what Magda tweeted yesterday, can anyone enlighten me ?
Tweet#SarahBrown
11.04am 29/4/11
“The bride looks fu**ing fat, the toffe nosed b**ch!
My Gordon scubs up better than her, the cheap little who*e!”
We want stats
http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/royal-wedding/britain-braces-for-royal-wedding-bill-20110430-1e1ro.html
Poor little girl. The parents ought to be arrested.
And shot.
“the poor struggling from slashed public services”
“Yeah,” said a Labour-voting mong who regards Tories as ‘thick’, “how am I gonna eat when SureStart centres are closed? I can’t do nuffin’ for meself. I need help with everything. I’m gonna starve!”
Had Guido given up blogging like Mrs Dale?
“Good afternoon Sir, I see you decided to use that two for one discount voucher and get a nose job at the same time as you had your throat done”
Bogof!
The BBC were covering the Royal wedding Peter and not Red Ed and his girlfriend.
The Milibands better invite Margaret Thatcher, John Major and David Cameron to their wedding or claims of political bias might rebound on them.
Idiot, FFS it was about wills and kate.
Everything is about us. We are everything. From cradle to grave, you are nothing without us. How can it be otherwise?
Funny how Polly fucking Toynbee made the same comment verbatim. These c nuts really are being spoon fed what to say. Fuck them all the robotic bastards.
Funny how Polly fucking Toynbee made the same comment verbatim. These c nuts really are being spoon fed what to say. Fuck them all the robotic bastards.
LET ME IN!! I’M FROM THE FUTURE.
I HAVE TO WARN HIM!!!
“In mitigation, we work at speed without sub-editors,indeed we are the very model of a right wing political blog.”
Listened to that fooking stupid Chris Huhne on Any Questions. My goodness the twat really is a huhne of the worst kind.
He certainly likes the sound of his own voice.
“Shadow Cabinet Madam?
Certainly, just turn left, then left again, left again and finally left again then disappear …………..
They are all in there already”
How long ago was this taken ,by the look of things as Derby gate hasn’t got the compactoers now I’d say 6 months ago, seocndly theres 100′s of offices at Norman Shaw Inlcuding Nick cleggs adn Cams was there a year ago.
Saif Ghadaffi has allegedly been killed in an air strike. I think we should send Blair and Hain to the funeral
Sillyband in a smart car – that’s an oxymoron