As the anger grows over Andrew Marr’s audacity at paying to hide his own public interest story, while being paid to probe the lives of the rest of the political class, Guido thought he would gauge opinion:
Don’t forget we pay him £600,000 a year for the pleasure. No wonder he could afford the luxury of an injunction and to support a child that wasn’t even his.
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Ken let the cat out of the bag about Ed on 10 o’Clock Live last night:
“He is genuinely a socialist. And that is why I am delighted we finally got one because we haven’t had one for some time leading the Labour Party.”
Exclusive: Guidogram going out shortly.
Hope Hislop make sthis run & run. Marr and his odious wife should both be horsewhipped!
Move along – nothing to see here.
Hear! Hear!
Typical BBC Lie Spreader. BBC should be privatised, we do not want to pay the licence fee it is another tax. If it was commercialised it could pay its presenters, executives diversity watch dogs etc whatever it wanted or go bust.
We do not want to be in the EU at a cost of £9.2 billion per year, the increase in contribution is more than we are saving by the dreaded cuts. Economic madness. Add the over seas aid and it beggars belief what the govt is up to. Do they really have any concept how to run a household budget let alone one for the country??
you miss the point. They are not running the country, they are too busy stealing our money.
If any one can reach the corner that Gideon is in could they pass him some more paint please?
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, no double dip recession then!
FLAT LINE = MORIBUND
Hislop tarred Marr.
He’s rather good is Mr. Hislop.
They way he tore Marr a new arsehole on the Today show was thoroughly enjoyable.
I hope he does more of it.
Hislop good? He’s a sh*t.
I can’t believe apparently intelligent people are concerned about this. Of all the bad journalistic behaviour they focus on this. Who cares if he IS a hypocrite?? Are you telling me All other journos are pure as the driven snow, and that’s why they are allowed to ask questions? Rubbish!
What matters is the job he does, not his personal life, which is irrelevant
Marr has probably been treated like crap before this case was even discovered and crowed about by so many spiteful writers.
Bad call, Guido
Marr just a hypocrite? He’s a wanker.
“What matters is the job he does, not his personal life, which is irrelevant”
It is COMPLETELY relevant when he is probing the shortcomings, personal or otherwise, of others. How can complain about injunctions when he takes one out himself? Unbelievable arrogance!
For this pompous oaf to take out a super-injunction while so openly carping about the failings others, the original sexual misdemenour pales into insignificance.
Bollox – good call Guido.
Marr’s a wealthy socialist twat and his hypocrisy, in a number of matters, is vile and contemptuous.
Sack the fucker, then you won’t have to whinge about his job.
BBC delenda est
Where have you been these last 20 odd years, he was stirring up when Guido were a lad
+ 100
Speaking of the odious wife, I unearthed this wonderful comment posted by Prodicus on CIF some time ago (courtesy of Devils Kitchen).
Oh, and you can convey the very same sentiments to Polly, next time you two do lunch.”
So who else was donating sperm to Alice at the same time Marr was?
How could it have been a love child if she was opening her legs to every Tom Dick and Andrew that came knocking?
Ed Balls is the favourite
http://timworstall.com/2011/04/26/on-the-subject-of-mr-marr/
Many a good man has been brought low by an overactive pecker.
The trouble seems to be seeing the world through the Jap’s Eye,
as it spends most of its time looking at the ground.
Plenty in the Con party over the years have been dipping their wick in some female wanting to be just a good friend Little Jonny Major-Ball, Cecil Parkinson, Bob Boothby etc they just kept it secret, let them without sin be the first to cast the first stone eh Guido, even popes had their moments a noteable one Alexander the V1 at least for. Maybe these politicos take a leaf out of Rast putin’s book if you are going to sin, sin absolutely to be forgiven.
Bob Boothby dipped his wick in places that Domestos & a wire brush would have trouble cleaning; yowzers with a capital eeuugghhh!
You are correct Nemo but remember this the Conservatives rightly paid a heavy price for such deplorable behaviour. Some even went to Jail.
The difference today is that those who engage in similar or worse behaviour whilst in public office seek and obtain the protection of our courts. This is a disgraceful state of affairs.
“Hope Hislop make sthis run & run. Marr and his odious wife should both be horsewhipped!”
And so should Mad Nad:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/8474888/MPs-expenses-no-prosecution-of-Nadine-Dorries-over-second-home-claims.html
£60,000 thieved and a blog that is (generously) described by her as “70% fiction”. When is ‘poetic licence’ different from simple, old-fashioned lying??
Obviously Alice is a bit of a slapper if she didn’t know who the Daddy was! Jeez, How many blokes was she shagging?
I think she did but got maintenance out of the highest paid shagger; typical socialist
Marr is obviously pretty thick for not getting the DNA test done as soon as the thing was born…
Well done Ian, Marr is a typical left leaning BBC Hunt !!!
Did I miss something? I would have thought his wife was on of the victims in this particular case.
What a goddamn circlejerk your polls are guido
Circlejerk
Mmmm…
Dave tells me William Hague is getting exited now.
Will he be leading in front of the army and airforce in Lybia, some how I doubt it, he is starting to back pedal all that oil and BP
Getting exited? I thought he already was.
Speaking of jerks, here’s Peter Mandelson. He’s not at all bitter about losing the general election.
Apparently you are the pivot man.
My guess is that in highlighting this story, the high-ups at the BBC are trying to distance themselves from Mr Marr and his dashed poor form so the whole organisation won’t be tarred by the same brush.
The beeb IS the brush.
Hopefully “brush” is an abbreviation of “bum’s rush”… i.e. hurrying someone out of a place.
Oh, I always wondered what “living over the brush” ment
The beeb is identified by wikileaks as a contact for al quaida!! Lefty bastards
Christine Blower?
I certainly wouldn’t want her blowing me!
At least you wouldn’t have to look at her face that way…
Is she Polly’s love child by any chance?
It’s a geezer
A geezer? So does it blow hot or cold – and at what frequency?
I have no further information, fortunately.
What the fuck did any of that retarded rant by Ms Blower have to do with teaching?
And the B&P are not the far right, they are socialists.
1.Re-nationalisation – Check
2. British jobs for British workers – Check
3. Anti-EU – Check
Yep sounds like Old Labour of Benn,Foot and Kinnock
Every council,mayoral and MEP gain by the B&P has been made at the expense of Labour.
No wonder Labour are terrified of the B&P
Only 6 years? Babe in arms.
License-free throughout the 21st Century.
4. No Foreign Aid – check
5. No Mass Immigration – check
joolz
State control of every aspect of your life – check.
Currency controls – check
No to the AWG swindle – check
No to yet more concocted wars – check
No to the AGW swindle – check.
Yes to the peak oil swindle – check.
Lot’s more green bollocks – check.
I detest the BBC, great to be free from it for the last 2 years though
Ah, your must have Murdoch vision, I would rather do without it, still you are a free agent, but I would not want to be stuck permanently in front a tv looking at Murdoch vision or for that matter American tv
American TV is better than BBC prole feed.
Quality UK made TV is much rarer, than Quality US TV.
Agree, think of Family Guy, The Wire, American Hot Rod! to name but three.
And RT does top documentries, especially when they are about the West.
Ms. Blower should be thoroughly ashamed of herself. She is supposed to be setting an example to the children she teaches.
Or is she a teacher with a small “t”, paid for through taxes, but employed by the NUT?
Billy Bragg? Local boy?
Yep, that’s me. I’m so proud of my roots I couldn’t wait to get the fcuk out of there.
Urban shitholes like Barking and Dagenham are for eff-niks and mugs.
nothing about raising teaching standards….all about fighting for teachers living space..go east gruppenfurher!..and into the North Sea.
She needs a bog brush up her ass. Who funds Labour?? These loonies.
Can’t we have an A/V poll so we can to get rid of Peston and Robinson as well at the same time?.
Can’t we have a cull of wankers who pay the license fee?
Dave loves the BBC.
But Dave is a U-turning lying politician.
So watch out you beeboid bastards
No
That vote doesn’t compute.
Berlusconi has nothing on me!
Left quite a bit on me…
I changed the Italian constitution to avoid criminal prosecution, whereas you perverted the British judicial system to hide the details of your jig a jig’s, in some respects we have a lot in common, Chow!.
They call pedos jig a jig’s in Italy.
So Issa a problem?, just use a nother, how you say? supra injunctioni
Please define pedo, or paedo, if one enjoyed a good education.
So far as I am aware, the young trollop Burlusconi allegedly rogered was only too young (legally speaking) to be a whore, not too young (legally speaking) to take part in games of Constable Wobble Hides The Helmet.
Didn’t Mitterand have a political correspondent or two as mistresses and he could always rely on a good press?
I hope at least that Alice was good in bed.
If Marr isn’t the farther of the brat, then who else was Alice shagging at the same time as Marr? She must have something?
Crabs?
It was a grudge pregnancy.
I’ve made a chocolate cake for William and Kate.
You dirty, depraved fuck-stick
Take your gay feces somwhere else you bum-ole
I wank off to pictures of Kate in a bikini circa 2006 most days, her nipples are quite visible
I’ve launched a range of mens underwear in honour of the couple.
Here’s a sneak preview of what you can expect http://www.britishblogs.co.uk/images/517995.jpg
OK!
Listen up!
This is the plan.
May 1st, we make a run for Britain!
All those in favour?
Carried unanimously.
One has to say these leftist, smug, self regarding, Celt filth who run England really are good entertainment value.
They behave as arrogant, hypocritical cun’ts because people who vote Labour/or who are influenced by BBC propaganda are imbecile scroungers.
This particular jug eared member of the Scotch Raj in London may well and truly have cooked his goose however.
Lots of his fellow lefty vermin in the PLP will not forgive him for asking if McDoom was a basket case, and in the eyes of the BBC upsetting Labour MP’s is akin to being discovered buggering an Anti-semite, skin-head rent boy.
Time for your your medcation you barking mad nutjob.
Shove your criticisms up your buggering ole you queer fuck-stick
Labour MPs despise Marr for mocking Brown, so this piece is accurate you spunk loving ponce
You wouldn’t defend anything to the death you poof
There are a couple of things I’ve always wanted to ask about that moniker.
Firstly: Is it the desire to roger Ms Kuenssberg in the manner of the greeks that is intense or the hoped for bumming that will be vigourous?
Secondly and irrespective of your answer to my first question: Why? She has a face like a cow chewing a strongly lemon flavoured wasp
They’re very entertained by the mongs who pay the license fee, and by the way, did you notice that Kuensberg woman has the forehead of a spacker.
Is she related to Nick Nobinson?
She has Oirish degenerate gypsy blood in her
She lays a fucking good driveway and dont charge VAT, so I rest me case you cu’nt
I wank off to hi res images of Laura too
Millions of sad cun’ts can play the Playstation online tonight
Err! Sorry to be the bearer of sad news but Eds finances would appear to be very healthy indeed.
Along with the rest of his colleagues from across the House.
Err! Sorry to be the bearer of sad news but Eds f*nances would appear to be very healthy indeed.
Along with the rest of his colleagues from across the House.
Err! Sorry to be the bearer of sad news but Eds finances would app*ar to be very healthy indeed.
Along with the rest of his colleagues from across the House.
You a Labour apologist?
Go father a spastic, if you can get a boner
Who needs spastics and boners when i’ve got you?
His serial infidelity does go some way to proving his is not a total cu’nt
If you have to climb into bed each night with that frumpy, obese bullock with an Oliver Cromwell haircutm the pain is eased if you’ve just spunked your bollocks into Alice Mile’s gob
I dont swallow, or rim hairy arseholes on the first date
frigid fuken tart
Tracy took it up the shitter in a fuken trice
whore
“Don’t forget we pay him £600,000 a year for the pleasure”
Aren’t you the c’unt.
Never paid the TV tax and never will, but he should resign anyway because what little credibility he had even on the Left must now have gone.
Mind you, I only watch documentaries, sport and comedy on the BBC anyway, having weaned myself off their news output ages ago, and having no interest whatsoever in what masquerades as ‘entertainment’ on the channels.
I’d happily pay 30 quid a year for a much reduced BBC that follows its original charter to ‘inform, educate and entertain’, along with local news etc. – they can scrap the rest or make it commercial for all I care,
I wouldn’t pay fuck all, but then i’m not so gullible as the the rest of the public..
You may do, but i don’t
I qualify for a free licence so fuck them all!
Superb photo by the way.
Amply demonstrates the attitude of the ‘liberal’ lefty establishment in the ‘meejah’ class to the lower orders (i.e. ungrateful racists proles and bigots).
Marr and his wife Jackie Ashley typify the sneering champagne socialist class. Their motto is ‘we know best, so do and think as we say, not as we do’.
First against the wall.
Superb photo by the way.
Amply demonstrates the attitude of the ‘liberal’ lefty establishment in the ‘meejah’ class to the lower orders (i.e. ungrateful racists proles and bigots).
Marr and his wife Jackie Ashley typify the sneering champagne socialist class. Their motto is ‘we know best, so do and think as we say, not as we do’.
First against the wall.
Isn’t Marr of the same persuasion as Jackass Straw when it comes to us English? Namely that we should all be made to ‘disappear’.
I say yes, but only because I do love a good bit of irony.
What was Ed Balls up to in 2003?
Tim Worsthall thinks he knows:-
http://timworstall.com/2011/04/26/on-the-subject-of-mr-marr/
My money’s on the blind bastard.
Doing the Twitterrounds today:
“When you’re caught by the press,
with your hands up her dress,
that’s A Marr eh?”
Don’t forget we pay him £600,000 a year for the pleasure.
I dont pay him a penny, never had a TV licence and never will,
Bring back Frost………..
………but not at the expense of the Summer
Marr and his guests newspaper reviewers from the Gruardian or Obtuser are so wonderful, that even they could not spot the link between John Terry, Wayne Bridge’s wife and a super injunction; even though it was on the front pages, the back pages and most of the centre pages and continued on page 94.
One thing I don’t understand is how you bloggers are expected to avoid breaking these super injunctions when they do not know who they are about. Take this CBL person from YES2AV, whose name I do not know. A blogger might make some comment on the sex life of someone who has recently been prominent in the Yes campaign without realising this is the person about whom we are allowed to know nothing. What happens then?
Perhaps courts could publish a full list of people who have obtained superinjunctions, together with details of the sexual practices to which no reference can be made. This would save a lot of energy being wasted in the courts
One thing I don’t understand is how you bloggers are expected to avoid breaking these super injunctions when they do not know who they are about. Take this CBL person from YES2AV, whose name I do not know. A blogger might make some comment on the sex life of someone who has recently been prominent in the Yes campaign without realising this is the person about whom we are allowed to know nothing. What happens then?
Perhaps courts could publish a full list of people who have obtained superinjunctions, together with details of the sexual practices to which no reference can be made. This would save a lot of energy being wasted in the courts. There are already too many people willing to take legal action because they don’t like what they hear.
Sorry for saying it twice. The computer obviously feels very strongly about this.
Isn’t Mr Blair one of the turds with such an injunction dating back quite a few years to conceal his daughter’s attempt at suicide, or did he use other means? I heard it was a Section D notice which wouold have been completely illegal and knowing what a self-serving arse the man is (apologies to arses the world over for that comparison) I wouldn’t be surprised if he was behind the law that gives such protection. Just asking.
I see this morning labour’s chrisbryant is whingeing on about gordon and bliar not being invited to the wedding saying that they should have been honoured with an invite ‘ because they have served their country’. labour he says is offended.
Well firstly he forgot to say that they ‘ served their country Really Badly !!’
Secondly, labour is a shambles and there aren’t many of us out here who care whether they are offended.
Thirdly he forgets that the last time bliar tried to appear in the UK in public he nearly got lynched by the antiwar brigade; and he forgets that the majority of the UK regard the ex unelected pm gordon as responsible for our economic collapse because of his economic illiteracy and profligate spending not to mention his sneering egotistical attitude to the public that everyone other than him is a bigot.
Well Done Her Maj for reading the public mood perfectly.
This fucking twat and his monstrous wife should be forced to live in central Birmingham.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/tunisia/8474019/African-migrants-set-up-camp-by-Paris-Eurostar-terminal.html
They should be forced to take in a house full of dirty criminal fuckers now making their way to our shores. The lefty bastards seem to think there’s nothing wrong with uncontrolled immigration – legal or otherwise.
p.s. Good to see the juxtaposition of a picture of a Man U scorer and the story about superinjunctions on the DT online front page.
We’re really looking forward to all these people coming to live here!
Multiculturalism is so refreshing, so vibrant, and does wonders for the economy!
If you don’t like it, people, you’re all ignorant ray cysts. You can all go to Hell.
So…..all these men having to come to Britain to escape such nasty conditions BUT it is quite alright by them that they leave all the women and children behind. Funny that, those women and children are obviously so much more able to cope. In a pigs ear.
Confused? That’s not the half of it. The woman is utterly bonkers and hopelessly misguided. Has she been on the magic mushrooms in her local squitty squat?
This is the muppet who accused hunters of hunting out of season and leaving the shot birds in the central reservation of a motorway
He will me Marr’ed for life !
I love it that it’s now Alice Miles’ turn to want to censor the press, to supposedly protect her daughter.
She should have thought of said daughter before:
a) parting her thighs
b) writing this http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/travel/holiday_type/spas_and_lifestyle/article3204630.ece
Now everyone knows, it is not his impartiality (or lack of it) or the fact that his interviewees have the goods on him that are the problems.He has simply become a figure of mirth and derision.
More importantly we need the truth on Goodwin seeing as we’ll all be paying for misdeeds for years.Had he been concentrating on a different job when RBS went bust?
Incidentally,why has neither Goodwin nor Crosby of HBOS been stripped of their knighthoods? They caused more damage to this country than a thousand Anthony Blunts.
can anyone shine a light on the reason that Jemima Goldsmith/Khan, vehement defender of free-speech, friend of wiki-leaks and part-time New Statesman guest editor took out a super-injunction to protect aspects of her private life being made public?
Hypocritical rich bitch.
Hypocritical gold-digger.
http://order-order.com/2010/12/17/jemima-khans-hypocrisy/
Surely the reputation of Ms. Miles ( who apparently still can’t be named in the papers ) is shredded. Here she was taking money for child support from a man who only ‘might’ have been the father of her child, of course it depends on the number of lovers she enjoyed liaisons with, but apparently Marr took only one look at the child and began to doubt if he was the father—which suggests either that la Miles is duplicitous and deceiving or, for a journalist, worryingly unobservant. Cannot Marr now sue her for return of no doubt substantial sums of money, which would neccesitate Miles actually naming the father–rumoured to be a senior Labour insider ( was Miles using Marr’s naivety to protect the actual father. Marr is exposed as a useful idiot, but Miles, well who would employ such a conniving woman).
The BBC is accountable to the public in that it must reveal if they helped Marr with his legal fees. Also the BBC must investigate and reveal its links, however tenuous, to al Quada via employees at the World Service. What a shoddy, disgusting organisation the BBC is. Nearly all the superinjunctions involve BBC staff or contributors ( except for the odd sportsman): their extra marital affairs are being funded by the licence payer. Well at least Long Lost Family is back on tv tomorrow night. Keep your distance Davina !
1987 Denver Broncos team is the father.
/South Park.
+1.
Andrew Marr an ‘interviewer’ ???? I thought he was just a Labour shill ??
He is.
Which is why Labour MP’s, ministers, prime-ministers etc etc used to line up to face his underarm bowling on Sunday mornings. Duly reported a ‘news’ on the BBC later in the day.
‘This morning, on the Andrew Marr show, Gordon Brown agreed that he was in fact the best British Prime Minister in recorded history and his economic genius was beyond question… and now, the news where you are…’
And so did the rest of us. It would have been a ‘no’ vote from me even without his confession yesterday because his lefty tendencies have been on full display for so long now. I did watch his little programme once, but it soon became abundantly clear that he is not an objective and unbiased interviewer. In the world of political interviewing he is a complete lightweight, and certainly not worth even a fraction of what we are paying him. He is therefore a perfect choice for the BBC.
The poor little girl. Surely everyone knows that if you want journalists to ignore a story you make as little fuss as possible? By ‘blocking’ a story from journalists you ensure they chip away to find out what was so important that it needed a super-injunction in the first place. What do they find here? A journalist who should have known better, so desperate to protect his privacy after wrong doing he shells out a vast sum of money – and the victim?
If Marr had let it all out at the beginning – he would have saved a lot of money and this story would be filed under ‘so what?’ – more importantly the little girl involved would presumably have far less stories to read when she is older.
And does she know who her real dad is?
Seems to me Alice Miles’s open doors policy is the root cause of all this.
Oh bollocks. Poor little girl my arse. Half the kids in the UK are now born outside of marriage. There’s no stigma any more to being a little bastard. It’s the norm.
True enough. Both of my kids are batards.
According to the documentation, you’ve only got one kid.
Exactly. Useless Ned has an anonymous bastard about the house and it’s no big deal. The Labour world (and voting demographic) is replete with anonymous bastards.
I voted ‘yes’ because you don’t defend freedom of speech by banning people, however odious and biassed they may be.
So would you defend people that would blow you up? Good god sir what have you become?
Celebrate the rich, multi-cultural diversity !!!
By Order.
Mr Marr doesn’t want to blow me up. You are using the ‘straw man’ false argument.
Did you only vote once then?
Must be an honest Tory.
Not many of them left.
A good Labour Marxist keeps on voting until they drop.
Or goes for a sun dried tomato & fries lunch.
Determining that someone is not fit to hold what is effectively a taxpayer-funded post at the BBC is not equivalent to “banning people”. Don’t be so hysterical.
£600,000 is the tip of the iceberg.
So much duplication at the BBC, so many repeats.
Time for change, time for decent new programmes.
No more lamb watch, no more cheap cookery programmes.
Let’s have less shit and more quality.
The BBC do not deserve the fee. Altogether, the BBC do not deserve the fee.
It just shows how old I’m getting, for I had always assumed that Marr “batted for the other side” in true urban elite style.
In any case I think we should propose a Knighthood for Ian Hislop, who is most certainly a national treasure.
Along with David Starkey.
He’s a national treasure? It would be prudent to sell him quickly, at the bottom of the market.
The pittance raised could be
pissed-awayinvested on Gay & Lesbian Outreach Centres.You’re getting mixed up with the Dragons Den one.
The injunction was taken out to protect the child, no matter whos is was.
Marr has put his own interests first, AGAIN! and is therefore in breach and should be interviewed by plod forthwith.
A couple or three years in choky should then follow.
Lets see him injunction his way out of that.
Odious jug eared harsoal.
Bollocks innit. Half the kids in the UK are born out of wedlock. One more anonymous bastard isn’t a big deal. Don’t know what all the fuss is about.
IF it was taken out to protect the child, which I very much doubt but let’s play along, then you can see that Andy boy might think that after paying 7 years of maintenance and a shitload of legal fees to protect a kid who wasn’t even his own, he had more than done his bit – and that mummy, or real daddy dearest, might want to take the strain.
Of course, Andy is morally far better placed than whoever the real father is. And the mother come to that. They appear to have conspired to play Andrew Marr like a fiddle. Both would have known that Marr was possibly not the father from day one, and both decided to keep their gobs shut. If the father turns out to be an impoverished market stall holder from Shephards Bush then you could excuse him for letting the rich TV bloke provide for his child in ways that he never could. If the guilty party is a political heavyweight then he stands condemned thrice over and should be cast into the political outer darkness forever for his moral turpitude, with the CSA and Andrew Marr’s lawyers in hot pursuit.
If it were to turn out to be Ed Balls, then it would be a sweet, sweet moment…
Miles has used the kid as backdrop to at least two of her articles in the Times that I am aware of so it’s not like she’s been loathe to stick in the spotlight when it suits her.
The only reason I can think of for putting Marr up as the father is that the real father is far more embarrassing – John Prescott for example.
Why are you concentrating on pursuing Andrew Marr? You know perfectly well there’s a much bigger and more significant story behind this concerning the real father of the child.
Okay, name the father. Even the mother doesn’t knw. Although she might have figured out by a process of elimination now we know (apparently) that it ain’t Marr.
Is she a “slapper”?
Evidently.
Rupert Murdoch?
Darth Vader?
God?
Zeus?
A politician?
Didn’t Red Ed and Ed Balls have a fling with a media type?
Stiffanny Flanders: shudders!
I’m a Yes Man.
Let the viewing-listening public decide.
Admittedly the BBC not subject to commercial
pressures but lower numbers plus comedic value
will see the end of him in certain roles.
Here’s how things stand Guido.
We’re just nine days away from our first – quite possibly only – national referendum on how we vote, and things are evenly matched.
Opinion on the street is volatile, but we know two things:
•The more people understand what AV is – the more likely they are to say Yes.
•Turnout will be lower than General Elections; the campaign that does a better job of ensuring its supporters go to the polls, wins.
So our task is clear: explain why AV is better than FPTP to as many people as possible, inspire them to vote, and we will win.
Get to it. There are more opportunities than ever for you to start spreading the word this week, find your nearest event and sign up now:
http://www.yestofairervotes.org/events-near-you
Are you going to have a fag at
the Palace on Friday ?
Dear Mr Clegg,
You make a very good point but the whole exercise is doomed I’m afraid due to the inability of most adults being able to count let alone understand your silly voting system. Too many years of education, edyukashun, EdwardKay’s son.
The system we have might not be perfect but it is simples init, and we all know the only reason you want to change it is for selfish reasons and not for the good of the country.
Please concentrate on helping Dave get the country back on its feet after 13 years of miss-management by the Labour Marxist party.
You know it makes sense.
Yours sincerely,
Smelly Old Man.
“The more people understand what AV is – the more likely they are to say Yes”
Your disconnection from reality grows greater with each passing day.
Dear sweet Jesus, we’re shit, we’re insane, we’re loathed and our unpopularity grows ever -arger every time we open our stupid lefty mouths, we’re never ever going to stay in government.. unless.. we frig the voting system in our favour!
When you look at what Condorcet actually proves. You might as well chose the simplest system, which is FPTP.
#TO
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There should be another question:
Despite everything, will the BBC keep him on the gravy train?
Yes.
If Marr, as an employee of Liebore’s Media Wing, is found to have made a mistake then he will be dealt with in true Liebore fashion.
He’ll be promoted.
Sir Andrew Marr in the next Honours List, at least.
BUT will it ever be “SIR” Tony Blair that’s the question ?
Just thinking, AlJaBeeb creaming their collective nickers over Brenda’s grandson getting spliced, hours of advertising has been pushed out along with tons of C02, yet when their mates Liebore were in they used to hiss and spit out all mention of of monarchy, hypocrite’s or tosser’s, I think both.
Poll tax… never!
Tele Tax… never!
Must own up to 16 months of Income Tax since 1970!
Does that make me an anarchist, Guido, an anarchist who is looking forwards to Friday! Mrs H is buying me a very large box of tissues and the largest wastepaper basket will be handy. I just love a Royal Wedding that, happily, will not be Marred by those clunts Tone and Gordo and their vile spouses!
Kung Fu fighting, Kung Fu Fighting!
Any gobbieness will be met with offers to cut your throat and your shotgun will be confiscated!
Rabid foxes thrive in the Land of no Government
Let me explain a little something about the differences in attitude over here Mr Pah!
When you move into a dwelling over here (I have no memory of seeing a gypo encampment here in Belgium) old bill visit to check that the people who claim to live in the house are the people who actually live in the houise!
Our village copper came, incidentally born and bred in the village, and one of the questions is if you have any arms in the house. I showed him some of my collection of Japanese swords and gave him a demonstration. He told me they were only interested in shooters, but he was suitably impressed, as are many of the ‘robust’ policemem that work in the neighbouring countries. A Samurai hippy borders on the acceptable over here.
Pleased with his reaction I thought that I would test the waters a bit further and explained in graphic detail the moment that I gave up pacifism, after 6 months in London. I told him how I found myself gripping a cheeky Londoner by the throat with one hand as I slapped him around the face with the other hand.
He LAUGHED his socks of!
Very pleased that YOU are so happy to have a government!
Some people need someone to tell them what to do all the time. They can’t cope with deciding for themselves. The word for them is retarded.
Gentle joshing only Nick.
On all points rather envious.
Can’t for the life of me understand why the Daily Mail is getting itself into a lather over Bliar and McIdiot not getting an invite to the Wedding…….I mean it smacks of hypocrisy to me…I’m sure their readership(Tories to a man)don’t actually care and the only invite they’d like to see extended is one to “The Hague” for Bliar……they never stopped blasting them when they were PM and now it’s “Oh Dear why weren’t they invited ?” I can answer that one…cos’ no fucker in the “family firm” likes ‘em…now get over it….
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1380925/Royal-wedding-2011-Im-Tony-Blair-fan-insult-democracy.html
It’s for solid security reasons. Blair is like Abu Nidal and Yasser Arafat – the c*unt never sleeps two nights in the same place so that the long line of folk looking to assassinate the c*unt can’t make any plans. I mean, if you knew Blair and Brown were going to be in the same location on such-and-such a date then you’d want to avoid the area too in case somebody took the pair of them out with a fuel tanker filled with semtex.
Basic security init.
Keep the bomb magnets away.
That’s as good as any reason to invite them.
BlairBrown
Clegg
Milimong
Camoron
Archbishop of Canterbury
Royal Family
Lots of BBC reporters
What’s not to like?
£600,000??? Is he being paid per smarmy grin??
Sack him and give Andrew Neil all his shows.
He’s no Dumbo.
Talking of Andrew Neil. Was he wearing a wig on to-day’s show, or had he had a serious haircut?
Comradeth! I thall be very imprethive at pmqth today!
Bwuthews, Osbowne’th policies have lead to static gwotf. Markth my wowdth, we will haf a double dip wecession.
Am I alone in hoping that when Militwat goes into an NHS hospital to have his op so
he doesn’t sound like a mong when he speakshe can sleep properly, he contracts MRSA and dies, like all NHS patients?Guido, looking at the comments here, do you ever think that making a living by feeding a bunch of ranting, self righteous, onanists might not be the best use of your talents? It’s getting to be like reading a grammatically superior version of the drivel written by most of the shits who comment in the Daily Mail, but they at least have the endearing quality of being stupid shits
And no, he shouldn’t be barred from interviewing. We don’t need you starting to emulate or promote the same sort of ridiculous puritanism that Labour exuded.
Oh Guido, do give it a rest. The whole thing’s a storm in a teacup that will keep (particularly the tabloid end of) the British press, Private Eye and those seat sniffers who constantly seek out instances of hypocrisy in order to facilitate an orgasm of self-righteousness, busy for a few days of circle-jerking, but, in the scheme of things, this is terribly small fry….unlike, for example, our deficit…there are much bigger stories than this that you could be focussing on right now…
The BBC is full of this, Marr himself and Dimblebore to mention two who continually go on about ‘Tory toffs’ when they themselves are ‘toff’s. Also why didn’t the BBC make a fuss over Liebore ‘toff’s like Hattie Hatemenperson?
You need to ask that question ? The BBC is the propanganda arm for the Labour Party and has been for at least 40 odd years. You’ll never get an impartial view from them…in their view there is only one view…the socialist one…and they view their mission to educate the ignorant electorate who persist in supporting anyone but Labour….and they genuinely cannot understand why people criticise them for what they perceive as a perfectly logical and reasonable position to take
While the BBC is funded by extortion it will favour Marxist extortion!
End the TV Tax and they at least have to please the British public, rather than leech upon it.
Marr went to Loretto the very posh school also attended by Alistair Darling. It was funny when the jug eared tw*t tried to tackle Boris about being an Old Etonian toff and Boris turned the table and queried him about his school!!
Dimbleby went to that underprivileged hovel Charterhouse.
It’s something that pisses me off no end – privileged media types trying to lambast Tories for being public school toffs (and it is only the Tories that get this – no attacks on public school Labourites like Harriet Harman, Tony Blair and Charles Clarke). Most of the left leaning media were public school types – even really nasty SWP supporting Seamus Milne went to Winchester.
Cnuts the lot of them
Most of ‘em are posher than Cameron and some are even richer…it’s called “hypocrisy” !!
THEES TORY SCUM DONT NO WHOT ITS LIKE TO WURK HARD AND PAY A MORGEDGE.
Our entire political class are a sewer of privilege, cronyism and hypocrisy.
An aristocracy in all but name.
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Lady Antonia Fraser’s cousin is a slat of the earth working class type wimmin person
Has anyone noticed Andrew Marr is rather like a thin pink Kermit.
I’ve noticed that from behind he looks rather like the FA Cup.
His head resembles a wing-nut.
Why did he need a DNA test anyway? If the baby didn’t look like Plug from the Bash Street kids, he was obviously in the clear.
The father’s probably one of a coachload of chavs from Leeds, so chances are it does look like Plug.
O/t, but WTF?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/8475965/Pub-singers-racism-arrest-over-Kung-Fu-Fighting-performance.html
Any behaviour likely to cause offence is hereby banned.
Return to your home and stay there. Draw the curtains. Remain indoors. Forever.
It scarcely bears thinking about what would have happened if he’d performed Brown Girl in the Ring!
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What would today’s leftwing police wankers think of the Black and White Minstrel Show, highlight of BBC1′s Saturday evening entertainment in the 70s?
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Looks like another parliamentary crook is being let off.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/8474888/MPs-expenses-no-prosecution-of-Nadine-Dorries-over-second-home-claims.html
What an odious specimen Dorries is – financially corrupt as this story shows and despite massive displays of public moralising not ashamed to shag a married man either.
The people have given us a clear message that they are disgusted with our behaviour and they want this mess cleared up. They want assurances that this will not happen again. I give them my cast iron guarantee that this behaviour by MPs will stop, and stop now. I promise you.
Suckers.
The BBC are doing their best at the moment to be negative about the latest GDP figures. There was a BBC news reporter up at Manchester Airport trying to get his interviewees to say something negative. He has failed so far.
The construction industry is the poor cousin at the moment. Who’s fault is that? Who let property prices spiral out of control? You got it, LABOUR. Labour under Brown, Balls and Miliband.
Truthseeker; disagree.
Hiding legitimate news is extremely important. Especially by the Great who would purport to be Good. When they are NOT!
What would come next? The scenarios are endless but eventually President Milliband wishes to cover up a little matter of the odd billion going missing in a Swiss bank, or the missing dodgy dossier on why we went to war with those pesky Iranians in 2016.
Or how many protesters were shot in Whitehall demonstrating about compulsory immigration from Plonkeristan.
Keep it up Guido, Guinness permitting of course.
The BBC already effectively “edits” news and is selective in what it reports on….the number of times also it headlines a supposed “news story” on all it’s bulletins and you realise that effectively it is not news but a “promo” for a programme being broadcast later that evening on BBC 1 or BBC 2…now that’s worth an investigation in itself
Hillary Clinton has admited the BBC and CNN are state controlled propaganda tools. She also has the nerve to ask for several hundred million to fight the information war they are losing and keep her left leaning shills on the gravy train.
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“the number of times also it headlines a supposed “news story” on all it’s bulletins and you realise that effectively it is not news but a “promo” for a programme being broadcast later that evening on BBC 1 or BBC 2…now that’s worth an investigation in itself…”
+1
Giggs and Rooney both scored again last night.
Am I allowed to say that?
Giggs and Rooney scored away from home.
Were they both spitroasting the same 15 year old at the time?
15 is far to young for Rooney , He prefers women with there winter fuel allowence.
I’m talking about the Beautiful Game here.
This is what Giggsy’s manager said last night about the Welsh Dribbler…
“It is strange because Ryan’s peak years seem to have lasted so long,” Ferguson stated.
“You would think, at 37, he would be showing signs of waning. I don’t see any evidence of that. “
Do you have contact details for the young lady in question?
Hang him and the other socailists in the BBC!
So Ryan Giggs, Gabby Logan and Alan Shearer had super injunctions as well.
Gabby Logan? What’s she been up to?
she’s been screwing Alan Shearer, Ewan Mcgregor has one as well, he was letting the deluded one eyed jock mong bastard play hide the weiner.
Really? Alan Shearer? I’d have guessed Linnekar.
And Ewan McGregor getting one off the Maximum Imbecile? Naaaaah. I don’t believe it.
Gabby Logan, I though she was a ladyboy.
http://www.adamsmith.org/blog/tax-and-economy/a-confession/
Here he comes. Andrew Marr.
In his little turquoise car.
Front seat, knickers. Back seat, bra.
What a jug -eared Scotch wanchar!
I wonder if anyone will raise this at PMQS?
So now Ballsup is calling Osbourne a “denier”, trying to pass the buck. What a tit
What is Ozzy supposed to be denying?
That there is a stitch-up between Liebour and CONservative. They take it in turns to bleed us poor bastards dry then fuck off to become Ermine Vermin to grab a few more million while they wait to die.
Wayne Rooneys street striker show got pulled when he swore down the tv camera.
Cancel the smug f*ckers contract.
Let him see what market there is in the private sector for his lefty revisionist crap.
Clue: It is not £600K a year’s worth.
Ned Balls will be furious…
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-13206430
Wrong again Ned. You should be well used to it by now.
Awwww. Not a ‘recession’. Awwwww shame.
These terrible figures (which the Tory-led government tried to bury just before the Royal Wedding), whilst not indicating a recession, are as bad as a recession, if not worse.
I know where you live.
If an economy grew from -0.5 to +0.5 doesn’t it mean it grew by 1%
Wednesday.
Not quite actually. If you took Q3 10 as GDP=100, Q4 10 would be 99.50, Q1 11 is 99.9975, so we didn’t quite get back to the level at the end of September. Not too impressive given that the government continues to spend money like it’s gone out of fashion, though at least there hasn’t been any more QE. Would like to see the numbers for GDP adjusted for debt, probably a much truer indicator.
What would the growth figures be if, instead of throwing £21billion down the toilet marked “EU membership fee/Foreign Aid” every single year, Cameron gave us the tax cuts we demand?
First of all, Christine Blower fuck off. I hate listening to self-righteous teachers who witter on about themselves in their vain, self-absorbed, way while thinking they are the only ones who do a days work. Get real. The taxpayer is not going to spunk money up the wall to pay your pensions.
As for Marr, get over yourself Guido and the right wing frothers here. Marr is a decent journalist, excellent presenter and the BBC is great value for money. So what if he spunked up Miles’ snatch, I would given half the chance. She is a bit hypocritical wanting to protect her child.She was happy to write all about her while taking a free holiday c/o The Times and a hotel wanting a free plug.
Fucking Huhne.
Is this what she meant by “The Court of Public Opinion”?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/8476356/MPs-to-rule-over-Sir-Fred-Goodwins-super-injunction.html
Go go gadget Hemming …
£600,000!!
What the fuck. I though Hobday and Co. were taking the piss but this is off the fucking scale.
As much as I admire his work, I feel he has really shit in his own nest with his coming out of the injunction closet. The Beeb could find him another job….perhaps interviewing injunctionairs….The Injunction show.
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Who is the other dude with Miles and Marr?
Could he be the father?
Who Marr and been shagging makes not a bit difference. I’m both jealous and impressed with Big Ears.
Andrew Marr is employed to give an unbiased political opinion. If he lied to his own wife about the affair then sought to hush it up, just how much can he be trusted?
People expect people in public life to have some integrity; Marr has shown that he has none.
600,000 reasons why the BBC tax should be done away with.
I don’t pay the man. The money is stolen from me under threat of imprisonment!
Democracy, don’t make me laugh!
http://www.news.com.au/technology/white-woman-gives-birth-to-black-child-after-watching-black-porn-star-on-3d-tv/story-e6frfro0-1225866816861
Perhaps A Times journalist was watching 3D porn and that made her pregnant ?
Who Do not invite Guy Fawkes for the wedding?, He was the only one who would know what to do with that useless bunch of pigs of the aristocracy.
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Anarchysts for World Revolution