Remember this one from January 2008. The shock and horror was quite a sight to see:
With Andrew Marr currently topping the Twitter trends in the UK, that well known Yes2AV campaigner with a superinunction must have shaky hands today while they are stuffing envelopes.
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Marr and the dead tree press are so last centry.
I disapprove of your defence but am dying to write about you saying it
Wots a superinunction?
The rubbing of ointment or oil into the skin is an inunction.
So a superinunction is when it is well done.
dunno. I’m not catholic.
It’s what Red Ed calls a Super injunction.
What Andrew doesn’t give to Jacky.
Very good or pleasant; excellent
an act of applying oil or ointment
superinunction
Guido. You should be ashamed bothering yourself with such trivia when Bonkers Johnson is planning a football team based on his little bastards. Its just like the good old days of “back to basics” – Yo-yo Yeo, Portillo and the strange case of Eastleigh, the better use of Chelsea shirts, to say nothing of a hot curry every so often. All we need now is for you to print the truth about the Natalie Rowe files. Why do I think not…..
You can always start your own blog?
Not a bad idea, except for the time, knowledge and motivation needed. Like 95% of Joe Public I rely on the media including blogs for my info. If Guido claims to be outing wrongs why is so much missing that can be found elsewhere?
Guido cant cover everything, thats why if everyone does thier own little bit then that completes the whole picture
Are you expecting Guido to publish everything about everything? Are you not prepared to look elsewhere as well?
Not everything – just the big stuff.
This is a blog for amusing tittle tattle.
Any super-injunctions involved in any of those cases?
I don’t know what you mean by ‘Portillo and the strange case of Eastleigh’ . . . I know that the unfortunate Stephen Milligan was the MP for Eastleigh, Huhne is the current MP for Eastleigh, Ian Duncan Smith once got the PPC for Eastleigh, Conor Burns, to initiate some sort of petition amongst other PPCs (or maybe it was MEPs, I can’t remember) against Michael Portillo . . . and lastly that Portillo gave a talk at a place called ‘The Point’ in Eastleigh in 2007. There, my knowledge of all things to do with Eastleigh ends, so please enlighten me.
No good asking me, I’m as much in the dark as you.
It’s worse than you think. Football is an oik’s game, so Boris is unlikely to be trying to raise a team. It’s either rugby (a gentleman’s game, with added attractions of well-brought up violence), or even the Wall Game, which requires teams of about 30 a side.
Cripes! Watch out SW6 Sloane Rangers. Boris is on a mission, and he’s got you in his sights. Lie back and think of England…
The 6 Luvvies are
Joanna Lumley, Eddie Izzard, Colin Firth, Honor Blackman, Stephen Fry and Benjamin Zephaniah.
But we are told itsa man
Eddie Izzard, Colin Firth, Stephen Fry and Benjamin Zephaniah.
but we are told he is well known
Eddie Izzard, Colin Firth, Stephen Fry
but we are told the individual has recently taken a high profile stand
Eddie Izzard?
Eddie Izard is a self proclaimed transvestite, very open about his sexuality WTF would he get an injunction , there’s nothing that would come as a surprise surley
He bums cats to death
Still no work Billy?
And who is the AV person with a injuction out?
He’s not softy I’m guessing that he Iz ‘Ard.
Hopefully it’s a politician – far more damaging to the AV campaign than some wanker celeb.
Ed Balls?
Its probably The Boy Cooper & The Telegraph reporter !
the torygraph link says superinjuncter referred to as CBL, has recently become high prolfile AV agitator – cobol? cabal? cibil? cabel? any ideas gang?
Considering it’s an attempt to hush up a colourful sex life it could be any of the LibDems and/or their mistresses.
mistresses is so wrong sex for Lib Dum.
And this from the people who gave us the strange affair of Eastleigh. We want the truth, the whole truth and…….
Come on somebody/ Spill thye beans.
What’s that horrible old lefty tranny been up to?
Seems he doesn’t like being outed even though he came out of the closet years ago. Fucking hypocrite.
Mandy?
Huhne???
It’s Nick Clegg. Apparently he is not happy that people call him a loser, someone who reneges on election promises, and someone that will do whatever to stay in power.
Actually, you may be closer to the truth than you think, but not for the reasons you have stated above . . .
Because of the internet, super injunctions are not worth the paper they’re written on, so let the stupid and the rich get relieved of thousands by devious lawyers for what is essentially only useful for bog roll.
I have nothing to say
That’ll be £5000 please, now fuck off
5000 guineas , surely ?
And neither do I.
From 2008, it’s like watching “Have I got Old News For You.” I’m sure the establishment would like you to drop it, and “move on”. It’s the right thing to do.
I believe that labour’s favourite phrase from those times was “let’s draw a line under it and move on”. meaning “we fucked up BIG TIME, but don’t want to talk about it.”
Which is completely different to their behaviour with regards to the phone hacking story init?
Even with Ed Miliband actively sucking Murdoch’s cock last week to beg the sun to back labour again, they are still not letting that hacking “scandal” lie.
Actually it usually meant: “Okay, we’ve been caught doing something corrupt/treacherous/criminal, but let’s ignore that and get the BBC to show this picture showing how great we are.”
No wonder Marr hated bloggers: “A lot of bloggers seem to be socially inadequate, pimpled, single, slightly seedy, bald, cauliflower-nosed young men sitting in their mother’s basements and ranting.
Scared they publish his dirty little secret ? Did the BBC know – did they pay for the injunction ?
Socialists are ugly on the outside and even uglier on the inside.
So true – although it ill becomes any such comment if you are associated with the party of Piggy Pickles, Ann (the man) Milton and Margaret Becketts twin sister, La May.
Eric may be fat but i’ll overlook it because he has helped to freeze my council tax.
Nice one Eric
Oi!!!!
i really love theresa may! this beckett bint must be bostin’ as well then!!!!
Only goes public because it ain’t his runt offspring – honourable chap dontcha know?
I don’t claim to be young, and I moved my mother out of the basement some years ago.
F*ck me Marr’s got a cheek commenting on the way people look…
I love my wife.
So do I
Should have gone to Specsavers !
How is the envelope stuffer ever going to get a safe Labour seat if this comes out?
Have a sex change like Mrs Jackie Dromey.
All men are bastards
Even those on all women shortlists?
http://174.127.67.27/t/15/82/20/4-240×180.jpg
Phwooaaaarrr……a definite improvement on the missus.
You are David Blunkett and i claim my free passport
Its Jeremy clarkson
oo sorry Im wrong he got an injuction as he enjoys a sprig of SAGE on his capon
Bit of a menage a trois…!
What is it with you, Guido – why can’t you spell the words ‘injunction’ or ‘superinjunction’ properly?
Billy Bowden and Guido are one.
Clearly it’s not just envelopes he’s stuffing.
Lick first then press down firmly.
Question: Is Andrew Marr in contempt of court for having broken a superinjunction?
I an my junior would be able to answer that question, given time and an upfront feeof £250,000 plus refreshers.
I hold Andrew Marr in contempt.
I’d like to hold Andrew Marr(xist) upside down in a bucket of piranahs.
Refreshers? Pah, we’ll do it for a pack of Everton mints
Don’t forget the Local Press. I have had them in my pocket for years, that is why nothing has ever come out about me until this accursed blog outed me. The BBC are also onside. Sweeties, sweeties little girl.
1. Gillette
2. Lynx
3. Haribo
What is best to use on a bouffant hairdo?
Come on Handycock. You gave us the name of the girl in court. Might as well come clean and let us know just how old she was when the kissing and cuddling started. While you are at it, why not come clean about the Russians and the Rumanians too. Much more money to be made from a spectacular memoir than from any possible handout from the developers of the Tipner site.
Nobody cared about it then and even more dont care about it now.
How fucked up is this country? When it is illegal to tell the truth.
Did we really win the 2nd world war?
Nein, nein and thrice nein.
Nope
Nein.
The Truth?
What, like Admiral Nelson was a black man??
Yes, you can say that.
いいえ。
What with Mandy getting involved again is this another cover up?, don’t want to be seen in public wearing a Yes 2 Anal/Vice baseball cap.
Andrew Marr is bad.
Andrew Marr supports AV.
Therefore AV is bad.
I’m SO glad I’m an epsilon….
Please let it be “Lord Vince of Cable the almighty” . Please please please
Its not like a pretty girl could turn his bighead is it? oh……………….
I’ve ‘ad more of these hanger-on bitches than you’ve had hot dinners son, but I’ll never be caught. I have a nuclear option.
Hi, my name is Andrew Marr and I am a sanctimonious shit.
Isn’t Marr supposed to be unbiased?
How can he possibly express an opinion on AV and still be regarded
as a sensible journalist?
He never has been reguarded as a sensilbe journolist.
Is there a Jane Pilgrim angle here?
Probarly, Maybe he had the three of the them at the same time?
Why did it take him so long to find out? Was it the lack of massive ears, lack of a massive ego and lefty verbal diarrhoea as the years went by or did it take three years to get on the Jeremy Kyle Show?
It seems to be a given, that those within the political machine regularly suppress the dissemination of news stories that may embarrass a politico, or fellow hacks. It all seems to follow the old MAD policy (Mutally assured destruction).
Whilst this very pal-ship is all well and good and ensures that their is a mutual two way exchange of stories and information, it stinks.
It sucks and stinks as it is used for personal gain. We see Marr abusing the system to protect himself, and his fellow hacks falling over to abase themselves from dobbing a fellow hack. Equally on the other side of the game, the lobby hacks censured themselves and cheated the public by not reporting on charlie Kennedy’s alcoholism.
They are all scum and come the revolution will get their comeuppance.
Buy lamp-posts and hemp rope.
It seems that by digging up this article from 2008, Guido is disproving his own argument. Marr’s affair was not reported because of a super-injunction, not because of some Westminster/Media hush job to protect one of their own. Now that it has been lifted, the BBC, Guardian and Times are all reporting it, not ignoring it as you would foolishly have predicted.
What blind, ugly bitch wanted that jug-eared freak humping up and down on top of her?
Sounds like Margaret Beckett or Ann Milton from your description.
the name is cleatrly given above She is a fellow journalist
“Not so pretty” Polly Toynbee?
Now let’s be sensible, not even Marr is going to give Polly a creampie.
Given the Guardian’s historical difficulties with spelling, I’m left uncertain whether ‘censored’ in this quotation from the linked article is supposed to be ‘censured’ or not:
“Tory MP Louise Bagshawe was censored after dropped a hint at the identity of a married Premier League footballer…”
‘After dropped’ suggests slovenly editing, rather than a comment on our beloved secrecy laws, though..
Censored means cut.
Censured means bollocked.
The blokes always get hammered in these situations, but there’s little mention of the slappers like Alice Miles that are willing to lie back and part their piss-flaps at the drop of a hat.
Why the crudeness? It does you no favours good Sir.
I might get a hat then.
I’ve got a really cool baseball cap knocking around somewhere? Would that do it?
First photo of Marr runt kid:
http://tiny.cc/7lvr6
Marr’s first TV job:
http://lester.demon.nl/superm/xl5/zoonie.html
first they came for the freedom of speech and press , I said nothing…..
http://www.politics.co.uk/news/elections/brown-hits-scottish-campaign-trail-$21388550.htm
And andrewmarr’s absolute best pal has now hit the scottish electioneering trail for scottish labour, promising ‘scottish jobs for scottish people’.
That’ll be an snp win then!
I wish Scottish Labour all the best just as i did Stepen Purcell.
Boardwalk Empire!
Re-reading Fawkes’s original story, the thing that stands out is the incredibly poor political judgement of two of the three involved, which should be sufficient grounds for dismissal from any reputable concern.
The third one should be offered counselling by the HR Dept, on ‘how to spot a wrong ‘un.’
Hypocrisy, the buy word for those standing in judgement of others.
The BBC, Marr, The Guardian, Balls, Miliband, Mandleson, Campbell, Blair, Brown, Harman, Straw, to name but a few.
Mandleson is a pool of bile.
I resent that!
I was brought up round here, by the way.
Slightly O/T – Yet another brilliant article from Ed West
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/edwest/100085007/why-does-britain-have-an-islamist-problem-while-america-doesnt-answer-the-welfare-state/
Guido Fawkes has defected to the Labour party.
Long overdue and the right decision
Not another mid-life crisis.
According to the Twittersphere, the AV campaigner in question has the initials CBL. Any ideas?
His initials aren’t CBL – that’s just a 3-random-letter code used by the court, in lieu of using his name.
CaBLe?
Complete Bloody Liar?
— —— had an affair with ——- after they attended a black mass together at —– ———’s house where ——– ——– sacrificed a pubescent girl to Satan on an altar. ——- ended the affair after she discovered that — —— visited male brothels with —— —- and went through 10 underage rent boys a week. She has since sought comfort in the arms of fellow crack addict ——- —–, who is still a suspect in his last mistress’s murder.
Also in the news, Pippa the Giant Panda has had twins. Andrew Marr has refused to comment.
I deny every _______ word of it.
Why are the Tories so scared of the AV voting system ? Guido Fawkes is an example why I do not vote Conservative
and that post is an example of why you’re a tit.
Same reason many in Labour are against it, because they’re afraid they’ll lose seats to the smaller parties. The LibDems are in favour of it because they think they’ll gain seats. Milliband is for it because he has a cool £3 mill with William Hill, at 85/1 odds, that the Labour party will have ceased to exist by 2010. Now his leadership strategy begins to make sense!
“Let’s not forget that Alice Miles is the trollop who gave birth to the bastard of that jug-eared fuckstick Andrew Marr.”
Devil’s Kitchen. Unfortunately not true, but so beautifully expressed.
Lets hope it’s only envelopes.
It seems that by digging up this article from 2008, Guido is disproving his own argument. Marr’s affair was not reported because of a super-injunction, not because of some Westminster/Media hush job to protect one of their own. Now that it has been lifted, the BBC, Guardian and Times are all reporting it, not ignoring it as you would foolishly have predicted.
Is there an echo in here? You already said that once.
Do you always miss the point or just sometimes?
It appears you are the one who has missed my point. I was not commenting on the rights and wrongs of super-injunctions, or the need for a privacy bill or, as most commenters here seem to be doing, mouthing-off with sub-Littlejohn rage. I was merely pointing out that the idea of media omerta around this story (which Fawkes’ original post was about) does not stand up to any logical examination.
I can see that a ‘contra mundum’ gagging order mean you’re not allowed to write about something and that you’re not allowed to write about the injunction, but are you allowed to write about writing about the injunction?
Or could you, for instance, write something along the lines of:
The injunctor, whose name does not begin with H, loves humbugs;
The injunction does not concern financial dishonesty but does concern a woman of childbearing age; and
The postman, who shaves with a cut-throat razor, went to Tenerife for his last holiday.
So which short sighted sex starved desperate woman did jug ears put in the club?
Do you think she hung on to his ears while he….oh never mind.
Apparently a Times hack called Alice Miles.The kid was fathered by someone else.
Ian Hislop, who did so much to expose Andrew Marr’s hypocrisy, implied on the Today show this morning that the BBC had funded Narr’s legal fees in obtaining the injunction. Is it possible to find out if the license fee payer did pay for this super injunction ? That would be a disgrace of course and Marr should be made to refund the money.
If true that is absoutely outrageous.
Someone needs to investigate thoroughly Marr should be forced to pay it back.
Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross got the boot for some silly remarks. Will hypocrisy, concealment, cynical use of the Courts go unpunished ? Can’t wait to hear what Chris Patten thinks of all this.
Name and shame the rest!
Tom Baldwin is the father of Alice Miles’ child
The former Times hack who is currently Millibands spin doctor?
Given that it seems the paternity of the offspring has been established as probably not being marr do we know who it is?
I heard that Alice Miles likes balls?
sounds like she enjoys cock as well.
but hey ho it takes two to tango.
OK, all right, got the f***ing message.
You don’t like the little s*** Marr. We got the message! Honest! We know what he is but surely it’s time for a new “Comment of the Day”