A Sting in the Tail
Boris Will Wear “Appropriate Attire”
Cameron’s decision to wear his work clothes to the Royal Wedding, despite being the Prime Minister at a state occasion, has angered even his most loyal supporters. This is one Hilton spin too far in many a Tory’s view. Ever watchful for a chance to make life difficult for his old chum, Boris is being very coy about the whole affair. His spinner told Guido that the Mayor will be wearing “appropriate attire”.
Make of that what you will…
Boris for PM !
Wil Boris be going dressed in a pair of fake breasts awaving around an inflatable cock as he looks for bridesmaids to stick up the duff ?
He will add some well needed solemnity to the occasion.
Boris will want to get orff with Kate, no doubt …
You and Boris have a common interest, boxes!
Hi, First Cat. Boris and I have a number of common interests but I will not be expounding further on this for now. You never know who is listening…
“Boris and I have a number of common interests”
So that would be making a complete and utter tit of yourself then.
Thank you for providing my QED.
Hi SC
Congratulations on acquiring you own personal troll.
Not the brightest, but it’s a start.
I have legions of them, First Cat. My master has countless numbers. I regard it as a from of flattery. None of them has a proper working brain as far as I can make out. That is why the country is in a mess. As an aside, I hope Mrs Cat’s sperm count remains satisfactorily high.
form of flattery
Schrödinger’s cat & Number 10′s Cat, the Bobby Ball & Tommy Cannon of order_order.com. Rock on!!
I have never done a dayz work in my life . I live off the state and mainline on deezel and WD40.
the cat shat on the mat
Too late, Will want to,, past tense going by his reputation.
I expect to see Boris in a toga. The toga preatexta would be the most appropriate for a mayor.
‘Praetexta”.
I think you mean praetexta. Preatexta, I believe, refers to those days before people started using their thumbs to enter messages in mobile devices.
Pretty sure Boris will jump on any pretext to wear a toga; he’s of the generation whose student days were perfused with a desire to re-enact ‘Animal House’ at the slightest provocation.
Tooo-ga, tooo-ga, tooo-ga!
Reducing the number of new immigrants to 1980s levels is an ‘ambition’ rather than Government policy, David Cameron said today.
The Prime Minister said the coalition agreement had set out a ‘series of policies’ that he hoped would result in net immigration falling from hundreds of thousands to tens of thousands a year.
But he conceded that the figure itself was not coalition policy.
Another “cast-iron” moment then?
Oh for fuck’s sake!!!
Who gives a toss what Dave wore when he was an undergrad. As if it has any relevence now – sheeesh!!
Gordon isn’t invited ‘cos he’s a twat
Hang him!
Will Gordon be going as a former PM and if he does will it curse the young couple?
I sincerely doubt it (that an invitation has been issued) although who gives a damn – all being well I shall be in France enjoying some of the finest cheeses known to humanity.
I think you will find that a good English Stilton is the finest cheese – not any of this amonia smelling French stuff
Stilton is good stuff alright, but Stinking Bishop is in a different league.
Wensleydale, Grommit?
Some people like runny French cheese, but I Camembert it.
I’m fackin goin arne I – Tekkin me own sarnies me – Got me Royal Weddin oyster card – dogs made a mess on the carpet, I gotta new moata.
I’m going as a guardsman.
Personally I’m torn between full uniform dress or, just the old topper & tails.
Anyone know if swords allowed?
I hope the Cavalry are issued with real swords as opposed to their pretty ceremonial blades. It’ll be good to see some “anarchists” and agitprops perforated.
Cameron probably has it right.
Stuck up Tories are very much in the minority in the UK, and the rest of us matter rather more.
Cameron should wear a lizard outfit in honour of his friends the Bushes who will be rewarding him for involving Britain in the OWG war of domination, killing innocent kids in Libya. Blair got GBP 30 million for Iraq. Cameron should be getting the same.
You’ll be wearing your normal tin-foil outfit I expect?
I’ll be on the beach wearing as little as possible. A TFH would help keep the sun off, but they can get a bit sweaty in the tropics.
Does Kate Know Who She’s Marrying? Best To Check Out The Relatives First
Have Fun.
…yeah. David Icke says they might all be lizards.
Nutter.
I don’t buy into the lizards theory at all, but when I published a video of George Bush blinking individual eyes in lizard-like fashion from Youtube, the next day the clip was gone, and my access to Youtube embed denied.
If it’s all a joke why do Google react so heavily?
There was nothing to see even though millions had watched the clip – here’s another version of it.
The post rusty Dave era will be soon upon us – but does anyone outside the metropolitan madhouse really expect that clown Boris to be any sort of national panacea to the Conservative Partys woes?
Look at the facts:
* He is yet another pro EU elite
* He welcomes more immigration
* He supports a full amnesty for illegal immigrants
No way can he get the Tory vote out – speaking as an ex-Tory.
Modded?
I wonder what the offending words of passage could be?
P_E_A ( without the gaps gets you modded, Try typing P*a, P*ace etc..
ᴘᴇᴀ, ᴘᴇᴀ, ᴘᴇᴀ, ᴘᴇᴀ, ᴘᴇᴀ, ᴘᴇᴀ, ᴘᴇᴀ, ᴘᴇᴀ, ᴘᴇᴀ, ᴘᴇᴀ … no problem?
ωαηk℮r ωαηk℮r ωαηk℮r ωαηk℮r ωαηk℮r ωαηk℮r ωαηk℮r … no problem!
The state of quantum superposition confers you remarkable advantages with respect to the auto-mod.
Agreed, Sandra. That little list will be his downfall. He, and many others of his station, are completely unaware that the rest of us have had it up to the back teeth!
Not tweeting this Guido?
What did we expect from spieless, gutless cast iron Dave?
btw how’s everyone enjoying their newly diminished pay packet in the new tax year?
Not only has McDoom stolen my pension he is now stealing yet more of my salary to fund the army of Unison five-a-day lesbian outreach ‘elf ‘n’ safety coordinators that consitute the Liebore payroll vote.
We voted to see them all sacked. They are all still in office and still on my back.
It’s making my grumpy and as you know Stoic Philosophers don’t get grumpy.
The after party is “what do you want to be in 5 years time” themed, im coming as anything relevent
Why are standards always lowered to appease the masses? It ‘ll be shell suits and bling at PMQ’S next “Yo Eddie baby,Howzitgoin”
You joke but….back in the early 90s, the Mayor of Liverpool attended a summit of local government leaders at a conference (in Liverpool) wearing….a shellsuit and trainers!!
If Cameron had any sense at all he’d make a joke about having to go to Moss Bros and turn up properly dressed-no-one bats an eyelid at a wedding.
He’s too sensitive by half about Eton-a working class PM wouldn’t have given getting “togged up” for the occasion a second thought.
He’s ludicrously sensitive. How can such a shrinking violet possibly represent the nation?
WEAR THE MORNING SUIT, OR WEAR THE BIRTHDAY SUIT I SAY.
I’m all for Sam turning up in her birthday suit.
It’s black tails in the morning, grey tails in the afternoon.
If Cam wears a standard lounge suit he will be viewed by the trade as an ignorant chav.
Can we please preserve something regarding protocol in the tardy little nation?
Hear hear, well said sir!
+ several!
The same effect as Foot & his donkey jacket at the Cenotaph.
Well said !
Just because the nation is cursed with a load of air-head journalists who have the capacity to put a malicious interpretation on anything and everything doesn’t mean Cameron should give up the opportunity to look gorgeous. He should grab it with both hands and not waste his time trying to attract the votes of people who are never going to vote for him anyway.
I presume Cameron has a morning suit so perhaps he should give it to a charity shop. Hope he can find a tie to wear with his lounge suit, he usually appears in a smart suit without one. One of us now!
Surely the dress of choice given the past predilections by several concerned would be the ceremonial uniform of the Waffen SS with Iron Cross (second class).
Second Class? That means no Oak Leaves!
Who gives a shit?
Diana wouldn’t have cared what he wears as long as he’s clean and smart. She tried to stop the power of the OWG and paid the price, while Prince Charles believes in their sustainability projects. Here is a description of how they have managed to bring the levels of population down especially in Africa -
http://www.radioliberty.com/ThePopulationControlAgenda.pdf
Diana would probably have tried to ‘cop off’ with him.
I should be the PM. There are only one or two photos that exist of me at university. And even though I definately looked an embarrasment and a pillock, I would not be called upon to wear the same thing at a royal wedding. Unless it was morrisey marrying prince edward.
We have been here before, have we not? Remember Wurzel wearing his donkey jacket at The Cenotaph in 1981, and Gordon Brown’s wearing a lounge suit at The Mansion House for 11 years’ running from 1997?
Everyone thought they were gauche and clumsy, not to mention disrespectful. People will remember Cameron’s inappropriateness (and, frankly, rudeness to the bride and groom) for many years. Bloody man doesn’t know how to behave properly.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/poll/2011/apr/19/gordon-brown-imf-david-cameron
OMG Read some of the comments , the left are deluded.
I think it’s a brain thing, they just can’t absorb the facts.
English is a beautifully rich language which contains more words than its closest rival by a factor of several times. However, we do not appear to have an adequate word to describe the situation where distress has occurred to the extent that no complete recovery is ever possible.
I propose a new term to describe this: Gordon.
If you need to understand the tribalist mindset of the British left that post is it.
These people are not just deluded, they are extremists & refuse to acknowledge the fiscal lunacy of that man as historical record.
Of all the pathetic gestures Dave has been making since becoming PM, this pisses me off the most.
If the common man thinks Dave is a common man for wearing a “work suit” to a private Royal occasion, then he seriously underestimates the common man. They would expect him to be properly turned out.
If the BBC/Islington Guardianistas would be outraged if he were to wear a morning suit it would at least show, should he do so, that he is not in thrall to the spinners and doesn’t give a fuck what they think. However Dave shows no leadership qualities and couldn’t lead a troop of ducks across a firebucket without consulting a focus group.
The Army likes people to be properly dressed. And they notice when somebody isn’t.
Quite rightly!
I have a second fitting ready for your straight jacket sir, would you please come this way to the fitting room, there’s a good fellow.
Testing….testing …123
Wear a donkey jacket, it worked for me.
Try a nice new floral frock darling!
There is an old saying that you can’t make a silk purse out of a sows ear.
My version, “You can’t make a silk purse out of a cow’s scrotum”, is , I feel, superior.
Michael Fart was always a boring bastard. I recal he had a brother called Dingle, wow.
With a velcro flap over the arse for easy access
I like the sound of that
If you would care to post under your own moniker, it would be appreciated. I am signing off now, so any other “Schrödinger’s cat” comments will be sockpuppets.
Cockpuppets more like.
Oh dear!
I’ll be there alright and with the right attire – a nice belt. It will be a blast!
Piss of somewhere else batty boy
If Cameron donned “Morning Dress” the Labour press would have a field day as would Labour…they would be continual photographs of Cameron under the title “Posh” so why give the left ammunition….and I don’t suppose “Red Ed” will be donning Morning Dress either…and don’t forget that Brown in his usual pig ignorant way refused even to wear Evening Dress at functions where it was “de rigeur” so why should this bother Cameron and let Boris wear what he likes
Anyway more to the point it’s pleasing to see Cameron says that he will veto any attempt to appoint Brown as Head of IMF as in his words..”someone who “didn’t know we had a debt problem in the UK” might not be the “best person” to run the global finance watchdog.”
So what? Sod ‘em.
Agreed. Guido’s right that some of Hilton’s ‘man of the people’ shit leaves Cameron looking like a twat, but this is not one of those occasions. He should wear WTF he wants.
If you’re not sitting on the front row, just try to look smart.
Hilton is a menace. He’ll be suggesting next that Cameron wears a mask to demonstrate solidarity with the anarchist community.
Hilton is losing a bet, to whoever it was that made Brown try to smile for youtube.
Its about his fourth “double or quit”.
gimp mask would be totally appropriate
cameron makes cameron look like a twat – he doesn’t need help
Its a bit like Tony Benn patronising the union leaders by serving them beer and sandwiches instead of the more usual expensive meals they were expecting. Don’t patronise us Dave.
I find a good suit can cover up all sorts of indiscretions.
Yes, I get mine from the Belgium Connection.
Hi Sock-puppet you’re mixing up who you badly impersonate.
Can’t see what Dave’s problem is every chavette bride insists that her Chavgroom and the the chavguests wear morning suits these days.
not really – they are more into those ghastly frock-coats with wing collars and cravats. sort of panto meets jack the ripper.
aren’t you confusing them with the bullingdon club?
If he wore a wedding dress it could be A Big Fat Royal Wedding.
Things must be a bit quiet at Compass.
Samantha is probably being advised to wear a dress from George at Asda to show her support for the Bangladeshi sweat shop community.
I’ll suck you off sweetie!
I am an arsehole
fuck off tat.
Well thank you for that eloquent introduction hignfy, today I shall start my new video collection posts with this interesting video of me on my first bus ride back in 2007.
Talking to yourself now?
It will be if you try to ring yourself up!
Very poor, must do better
-6
Hi Sock puppet. Shouldn’t your care-worker be sitting you in the sun for your health?
grown men dressing up, totally gay
O/T Meanwhile under cover of all the Royal Wedding brouha ….Mission Creep is underway in Libya as 12 British Army Personnel are en route to “advise Rebels” in Benghazi and will form part of the UK’s “Diplomatic Missions”…but “this does not mean boots on the ground” according to Downing Street….mm we’ll see
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Libya-British-Military-Experts-Sent-To-Benghazi-To-Advise-Rebels-On-Fighting-Muammar-Gaddafi/Article/201104315975077?lpos=World_News_Carousel_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15975077_Libya%3A_British_Military_Experts_Sent_To_Benghazi_To_Advise_Rebels_On_Fighting_Muammar_Gaddafi
perhaps they’re wearing stilettos – the foreign secretary wouldn’t say no
The very senior American ex-military man interviewed on CNN today disclosed that mission creep was always in the original plan. Full scale war ending in division of the country into two bits will be the final solution (minus Daffy Duck and his blanket)
You’ve got issues full fucking stop mate.
Nobody’s going to be interested in what cameron wears, so don’t worry. He’ll be nicely eclipsed by samcam in something very striking and appropriate.
As for boris , I wonder if he’s going to arrive on his bike?
i don’t think that is the appropriate way to refer to a lady.
would have expected cameron in morning suit as a minimum and will be suprised if he is not
I think you’ve got a crossed line.
I think hes desperate dan
“Poll: Would Gordon Be Good at the IMF?” Seen Elsewhere.
Hope everybody on here has registered their No vote.
I regiestered my vote
Yep – even with all the Guardian lefties he is still not winning.
Just goes to show the McDoom is a loser even with a stacked deck
Have you read some of the comments tho? OMFG!!!!!
Hi Sock puppet. Shouldn’t your care-worker be sitting you in the sun for your health?
Yes i have read many of the comments.
Now i understand, i wish Brown would
– come to visit me
– bend over and
– let the sun shine out of his backside
We could do with some sunshine
did jk rowling write it ?
˙ǝɥǝɥǝɥǝɥǝɥǝɥ `ssǝɹp s,ǝʇɐʞ dn ʞǝǝd ʎʞɐǝus ɐ ʇǝƃ uǝʌǝ ʎɐɯ ı ǝlƃuɐ sıɥʇ ɯoɹɟ puɐ
˙puɐlɐǝz ʍǝu uı ǝɹǝɥ uʍop ɯoɹɟ ƃuıppǝʍ ǝɥʇ ƃuıɥɔʇɐʍ ǝq llɐɥs ı llǝʍ
Someone sack Hilton the Hairless Hippy.
What a pointless, idiotic “news” story. The invitation clearly allows a ‘lounge’ (i.e. business) suit to be worn, so DC can wear what he usually wears.
Work clothes makes it sound like he’ll be turning up in overalls, which would indeed be newsworth and hilarious. In fact, Cameron will be smartly and correctly dressed.
SUCK MY BALLS!
It Matters not a jot
No2AV wins = Coalition collapse, Lib Dems starting it
Yes2AV wins = Coalition collapse, Tories starting it
No2AV wins = Lab wins FPTP election in 2015
Yes2AV wins = Lab wins AV election in 2015
No2AV wins = The Cock claims a hollow victory
No2AV wins = Milliband – Never mind sit back and watch coalition crumble
Yes2AV wins = Milliband – Nice One, sit back and watch coalition crumble
Dave’s suit – Yawn !!!!!
PS – Moussa Koussa – You anit seen me right !!!!!
“ain’t”. idiot.
Wow … The Tories let serial killer Moussa Koussa out of country without charge – immunity granted, and all you have to say is to correct a spilling mishtake!!!!!…what an apologist
I know where your tent is pitched mussie cussi my crack troops are inserting the co-ordinates into their nintendos right now…now wheres that camel…..
Sorry I’m late – my train was held up.
Week one of Libya campaign = excessive use of the word “Legal” in every government communication.
Only to protect citizens, no regime change, no boots on ground – legal legal legal.
Six weeks on, talk of regime change and UK military officers will be sent to Libya to aid rebels.
Errrrrrrrr Not in UN resolution, illegal illegal illegal …OH DEAR !!!!
Britain was readying to invade Libya as early as last November. Wars don’t happen in a fortnight. The Arab ”people power” revolts were carefully orchestrated so people were taken up with enthusiasm for further intervention, but tat was all last minute. The military were ready months ago, if not years.
http://the-tap.blogspot.com/2011/04/britain-and-france-were-preparing-for.html
Its Steve Hilton. He’s trying to change the subject.
That’ll be £5000 for the diagnosis please.
some c’unt playing silly buggers..
Torry Trash
(correct spelling)
or maybe Northfields ?
Who cares what the silly bastards wear at the outrageous farce. Anyone who thinks there is anything special about those parasites is a tart short of an underpass.
Prefer the Grill
Torry Trash
(still correct spelling)
Maybe Northfields ?
Out of the closet at last,Gordon
On Sky News
Brown: I Tried To ‘Cure’ My Homosexuality
there should be a sectioning order somewhere…
try the strongest you can get and follow it with several bleach shandies and lashings of anything else terminal you can muster
I used to think arab muzees were the worst but I’ve noticed the exponential growth in the number of north african muslims here and they are without doubt the worst. All these ugly somalian muzees overrunning London are vile, especially their odious screeching little shits who are supposedly children but look more like walking vomit. Deport the whole dirty, illiterate, smelly, thick, uneducated, fanatical, repressed, sick making, ugly c unting lot of them.
Your problem is either severe mental illness or having way too much time on your hands. Come to think of it, it’s probably both. It’s not like they’re mutually exclusive.
As ever Camaroon proves himself to be a Hunt unfit for office and Hilton to be poison personified.
Boris, first go to Sweeny Todd the Barber for a trim.
The upper reaches of the Conservative Party has “form” in matters like this. I seem to remember “wee Willy Hague” posing in a baseball cap and jeans a few years ago and looking like a total prat (he still seems to be that way !)
If Hilton thinks that the common man will appreciate Dave’s “gesture” he shows basic ignorance of the kind that cost the Conservative Pasrty the election when they should have won it by 100 miles
Echoing the comment of King Henry VI of France (not on this blog) that “Paris is worth a Mass”, I would say that the royal wedding is worth a morning coat.
Sorry, Henry IV, not VI. Wrong cheese-eating surrender monkey.
You mean Henri le Quatre figured a kneetrembler with Miss Hilton was worth the effort of joining the left-footed fraternity?
I’m not sure that reflects the true worth of either opportunity.
“Appropriate attire”?
If I was the Lord Chamberlain I’d be getting worried.
With Bojo’s past record that could mean anything from full Imperial Court Dress from the Edo Period to arriving late and naked except for a pair of french knickers on his head.
Still, whatever he does it will be better than Dave’s miserable Gordon Brown impression.
good old borris