April 15th, 2011

Great Political Arguments of Our Time

Political leaflets only tend to raise eyebrows in this country when they end up going through the courts, or feature a particularly hilarious LibDem bar chart. Guido thinks we should take a lesson from Sole Sánchez Mohamed, head of the Partit Democràtic de Ciutadella on Spain. She has presented the electorate with “two great arguments” on why she should be elected.

Guido’s sold.


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Whatever it is , gets my vote :-)

  2. 2
    The Paragnostic says:

    Not a patch on the gamine and seductive Ms Teather though…

  3. 3

    I’d vote for her. Definitely.

  4. 4
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Tho , They say sex sells and politicons are whores so this advert sums up both points quite well.

  5. 5
    Commonsense says:

    I thought we’d agreed to leave Jane Pilgrim out of it.

  6. 6
    Desperate Dan says:

    That is pure desperation. Do you think the extremely desperate Red ‘Ed will get his cock out for the next election?

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Hahahahahahaha….both points Billy, both points! You devil you.

  8. 8
    War Leader 'DU' Dave says:

    Today we have been protecting civilians by bombing Libyan cities and liberally scattering depleted uranium around the country.

  9. 9
    QED says:

    He is a cock.

  10. 10
    thanks for the mammary says:

    You tit.

  11. 11
    Ampers says:

    More pictures please, not enough to bade a conclusion on…

  12. 12
    Labour Slogan says:

    What has someones hooters got to do with politics? Inflation is on the rise? Further, it is no surprise that Spain’s economy is going down the shitter. No doubt we will have to bail these tits out

  13. 13
    jugs says:

    Get a grip FFS.

  14. 14
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    If he does, I’ll bring my axe along so that the Islingtonista can experience the full impact of the “cuts”.

  15. 15
    damien hirst at tate moden says:

    It’s “arguments”. If you’ve got a spare E I’ll have it.

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    What do you do for a living? You have more time than the public sector employees, you are free all the time.

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Maybe an idea for Mr & Mrs Balls…… looks like Ed will have to ‘front’ it up with his moobs though!

  18. 18
    sockpuppet #4 says:


  19. 19
    Margaret Beckett says:

    I’m looking for someone to photograph my floppy knockers for a forthcoming campaign leaflet…. any takers??

  20. 20
    Jose - Ole says:

    This is a great idea for selecting candidates to start off with and subsequently as life takes its toll, for deselecting them!

  21. 21
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    This is a rip off from the Janet Jackson album from years ago.

  22. 22
    Engineer says:

    Well, that makes a pleasant change. We’re usually expected to elect a lot of tits to parliament, but they’re not usually that honest about it.

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    Are you on dole?

  24. 24
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    Depleted Uranium is used in 120mm CHARM3 APFSDS rounds fired by Challenger 2 tanks, which are not present in Libya. They are issued only on the authority of the Secretary of State at the MoD, and have been used in conflict only once, during the 1991 Gulf Conflict, when 61 were fired.

    Next factually incorrect scare story.

  25. 25
    Billy goes tits up says:

    I bet you ripped one off too Billy, you dirty little tramp.

  26. 26
    Engineer says:

    …then ogle.

  27. 27
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Look to the AV campaigners trying to squeeze things like this into their campaign. (either bloody side).

  28. 28
    cunt watch says:

    Should be the ConDem logo.

  29. 29
    Red Ed and Adolf Balls - Labour's biggest TITS!! says:

    Vote Labour if you want more tits in parliament………………..please?

  30. 30
    cunt watch says:

    Second pathologist to examine newspaper vendor said he died due to blunt force trauma not heart attack.

    Yet another plod cover up.


  31. 31
    Black Crime says:

    Paramedics forced to leave gun victim to die after being ‘shot at’ by gangsters while trying to treat him


    Only 469 stabbing and shooting days to go until the 2012 Londonistan Olympics!

  32. 32
    Page 3 politicos says:

    OK, it’s crunch time: out of our sorry lot, whose baps would you like to see on a leaflet and whose would you pay to leave covered up?

  33. 33
    bird watcher says:

    I’m only interested in blue tits.

  34. 34
    ffs! says:

    You’re really scraping the stat porn barrel now fawkes.

  35. 35
    Tankboy says:

    I wonder which is the PM and which is the Chancellor. The one on the left or the right.

    And of course they are likely to be fake in order to get votes.

  36. 36
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    mind bleach….

    Mind you, Yvette’s caption could read: “I’m holding a right tit here. And a leftist tit”.

  37. 37
    R. Timney (Modelling Agency) says:

    Send me the video and put it on my wifes expenses will you.

  38. 38
    Billy Bowden's on Benefits says:

    Sucking on the taxpayer’s teat

  39. 39
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Priti Patel

  40. 40
    labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Just goes to show what level ‘national’ polotics has come (no pun intended) to, when gormless drips like red ed and a womens tits are the stuff of Prim Ministers.

  41. 41
    Billy Bowden's on Benefits says:

    No, he’ll leave Dave out of it

  42. 42
    Billy Bowden's on Benefits says:

    Sarah Teather

  43. 43
    Accidential Rapist says:

    I’d rip those fuckers off on the vinegar stroke

  44. 44
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    John Prescott and Eric Pickles.

  45. 45
  46. 46
    Ludvig says:

    The paparazzi will be getting their nikkors in a twist over this!

  47. 47

    That’s the way love goes.

  48. 48
    Accidential Rapist says:

    Down the shitter! I’d love to get up her shitter

  49. 49
    Harriet Harman says:

    Jack Dromey

  50. 50
    The Dirty Rat says:

    +1 = shot down in flames!

  51. 51
    Tony Bliar says:

    What about my illegal war? Thousands of dead women and children all over the fucking shop. This Dave is a fuckin amateur.

    Vote Labour and vote often! We’re cu nt s.

  52. 52
    Jack Dromey says:

    Harriet Harman

  53. 53
    Polly's Villa in Tuscany says:

    Sarah can suck a golf ball through a straw apparently

  54. 54
    Sally Bercow says:

    Hmm….that’s given me an idea….

  55. 55
    Accidental Rapist says:

    Very prim those ministers

  56. 56
    R. Timney (Modelling Agency) says:

    Have the video delivered to my main residence, I’m not sure where that is at the mo, oh hang on, get Ocado to drop it off at my bachelor apartment and I’d like to take up your offer of buy two porn vids and get a free box of Kleenex.

    Send the bill to IPSA in the name of……. Douglas Carswell ….snort fna fnar…… fap fap fap fap fap fap…hurry up..

  57. 57
    Anonymus says:

    I’m only 5 foot 3, but I have my own my stepladder.

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    Yeah, greatly missed. What happened to him? Is he dead or summat?

  59. 59
    Muammar Gadaffi says:

    Just wait till I get my hands on them. There isn’t enough electricity in all Libya for what I intend to do. It’ll be an all-week killing spree and rapeathon.

  60. 60
    Accidental Rapist says:

    Hosepipe through a gardenhose you nonce case (copyright Gunner Seargent Hartman, FMJ)

  61. 61
    The wrong Miliband says:

    I hope this isn’t giving Ann Widdecombe any ideas!

  62. 62
    Mike Cock-in-Hand says:

    FFS Guido, how did you get that exclusive shot of my new intern interview????

  63. 63
    beeboid insider says:

    Did anyone see Alex Salmond ripping Hain a new arsehole last night on Question Time?

  64. 64
    a swing to the left and right says:

    Thank you in advance for your support.

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    Depleted Uranium is used in South West Scotland at the testing range near Dundrennan and the locals are getting fed up with it.

  66. 66
    The Squeaker says:

    No! I’m not Happy….

  67. 67
    AC1 says:

    > Great Political Arguements of Our Time

    It’s spelled “Arguments” is it not?

  68. 68
    AC1 says:

    DU is also not radioactive (that’s what depleted means).

  69. 69
    Bartholomew - George Osborne's teddy says:

    My man has been thinking about using a similar image – but he can’t figure out how to cover the third nipple.

  70. 70
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I guess the intern is to blame.

  71. 71
    Bartholomew - George Osborne's teddy says:

    We already know that Dopey.

  72. 72
    Mike Cock-in-Hand says:

    And that’s Tate Mode(r)n to you

  73. 73
    Little Boy Blue says:

    Partit ? surely not. If they count as par in Spain it,s a wonder their tourist industry is having a poor time.

  74. 74
    Lord Kircaldy says:

    As a traditional Labour man I always preferred meat and two veg.

    No more Boom and Bust.

  75. 75
    NHS non-job, suckling at the public teat says:

    Nothing to be ashamed about – the more the merrier! Om nom nom nom nom….

  76. 76
    none says:

    Stalinslav we miss you been to long

  77. 77
    First Amendment says:

    And here’s how they vote in Catalunya:

  78. 78
    Anonymous says:

    Reminds me of Pierre, a famous French fighter pilot. He had the habit of soaking the pudenda of his girlfriends with brandy, then setting light to the alcohol. As he said:

    “I am Pierre, the famous French fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames…”

    Of course as a line, it wouldn’t work well now that 99% of adult women have discovered Philishave in a bid to return to their childhood.

  79. 79
    Queensferry One Eye says:

    I am trapped in a loveless marriage with some very expensive retarded dependants.

    I need the IMF to help me escape this bondage and start my new life in Martha’s Vineyard.

  80. 80
    Call me Infidel says:

    I believe the expression was suck a golfball through a garden hose but you were close.

  81. 81
    Anonymous says:

    Good to know; still you are worried about the rest of the tax payers who pay your dole.

  82. 82
    Airey Belvoir says:

    ….or the chrome off a trailer hitch.

  83. 83
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    I supose you have to be a prize tit to be a politicon.

  84. 84
    Nearly Headless Nick. says:

    …..if only………………

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    We used to protect half the world including USA by robbing them.

    Want to know why we have billions to Ireland

    Osborne is part of the old Anglo-Irish aristocracy, known in Ireland as the Ascendancy. He is the heir to the Osborne baronetcy (of Ballentaylor, in County Tipperary, and Ballylemon, in County Waterford)

  86. 86
    Anonymous says:

    We’ve got our own pair of Tits in Cameron and Clegg

  87. 87
    Nearly Headless Nick. says:

    Ugly moo!

  88. 88
    Anonymous says:

    Keep some at home, it will do you a lot of good.

    The byproduct of enrichment, called depleted uranium or DU, contains less than one third as much U-235 and U-234 as natural uranium. The external radiation dose from DU is about 60% of that from the same mass of natural uranium.

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    QWERTY says:

    Come on you’d rather have these pair of tits.

  90. 90
    QWERTY says:

    I keep waiting for Gordon Brown to start driving around London standing up in the sun roof and a pair of sunglasses (OK he only needs to cover one eye) ranting away like Gaddafi and still thinking he’s in charge.

  91. 91
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    well it says Ed Balls in the link , so i think i will pass :-)

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    I am sure this picture will excite Hague, Osborne and more than 1/2 the cabinet!

  93. 93
    Mike Hancock MP, nursing a semi says:

    I would have happily licked those envelope flaps for her.

  94. 94
    Anonymous says:

    How is Pink Dave?

  95. 95
    QWERTY says:

    Fucking Muslim scum. Just watching some of the rag heads on the BBC moaning that ‘we’ are not doing enough to help. Why do these c u n t z always blame the west? Where are their Arab ‘brothers’ or Bin Laden? Where are the millions of rag heads that are only happy to blow up a US Humvee in Iraq but won’t lift a finger to get rid of Gaddafi?

    Seems to me we should be backing Gaddafi, he seems like a decent bloke, much nicer and saner that Gordon Brown or Ed Testicles.

  96. 96
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Have you a problem with what two consenting adults do in the bedroom?

  97. 97
    Lord please make it stop says:

    I wish I had taken your sage advice, my Lord. Sadly, I didn’t and won’t sleep now. From whom can I obtain some compo for this?

  98. 98
    Con Party says:

    Peter Tatchell reports for PinkNews.co.uk on his meeting with George Osborne today

    “David Cameron and I are very happy to consider the case for gay marriage,” shadow chancellor George Osborne today me and Tamsin Omond, at a meeting this morning at the City Inn hotel in London.

    When pressed what this meant, he declined to give any assurances that a Conservative government would conduct a review of the law. A commitment to merely consider the case for legalising gay marriage is meaningless.

    We asked for a concrete promise that the Tories would end the prohibition on same-sex civil marriage but we didn’t get i

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    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    what you dont about about the leaflet is the female model has a dick as well, But every holes a goal!

  100. 100
    Anonymous says:

    Gadaffi will leave office with more grace and dignity than Brown

  101. 101
    Anonymous says:

    Not if they are open and honest about it. Only have a problem when they pretend to be family men for votes. I don’t even care if they are bi as long as they are open and honest.

  102. 102
    Anonymous says:

    God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.

  103. 103
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Have you any proof that they are lying?

  104. 104
    Anonymous says:

    God also told them not to do any thing but did they listen?

  105. 105
    Gooey Blob says:

    …or waggle

  106. 106
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    Don’t tell me that. It’ll just worry me.

    I travelled round northern Saudi, southern Iraq and western Kuwait for six months in a Challenger with 12 of the sodding things rattling away in the charge bins. Didn’t get to fire one (only allowed to load if we saw T-72s, which we didn’t. Lots of T-55s and T-59s thought, duly despatched with normal fin shots). We when de-bombed before coming home, the RAOC ammo techs who received the ammo back were all suited and booted in anti-rad suits. We weren’t.

    I can feel a £monstrous claim coming on. I feel really quite queasy.

  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    Proof for what? Two consenting adults in a bed room? If you like Pon* go and look at it on the internet.

  108. 108
    Sick of It All says:

    any british government is always interested in a good war, legal or illegal, it’s all the same to them. as the number oflow flying military aircraft increases to fly over my home I’ve been told it is for my own good ….. the boys just don’t know how to grow up especially when they spend other people’s money

  109. 109
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    You say they pretend to be family men , So have you any proof they are lying?

  110. 110
    Stephen Fry says:

    I wouldn’t. I find her a repulsive self-centered bore.

  111. 111
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Not all war is bad, WW2 was a good war to fight for the right reason, Iraq was a bad war.

  112. 112
    John reid says:

    I ONLY Harriet had got them out it may have won laobur the election, on second hthoughts maybe not,

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    Made me think of this song says:

  114. 114
    John Prescott says:

    No, Margaret Beckett in lingerie would have done it.

    Sorry, mind bleach has sold out.

  115. 115
    Yvette Cooper says:

    Do I have nice tits?

  116. 116
    Margaret Moran says:

    I have some pics you can use

  117. 117
    Nemo says:

    They might be blowup jobs hope she’s not used butane to inflate them

  118. 118
    Dick the Prick says:

    Nah man, he’s alive and well.

  119. 119
    man getting ready to perch on a barstool says:

    there’s a discussion in the lounge..how many fingers do you have?

  120. 120
    Selohesra says:

    Dianne Abbot – not many of them to the pound (euro or kilo for that matter)

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    ffs! says:

    Plod taking cash from journalists too.

    What was Rebekah Brooks doing paying plod?

    Why did she repeatedly ‘chose’ not to attend to give evidence to the cross-party media committee resulting in four members of the committee “considering asking the serjeant at arms to issue a warrant forcing Brooks to attend,” but subsequently dropped this proposal because it was alleged their private lives would be investigated if they did so?

  122. 122
    ffs! says:

    Why so coy fawkes?

  123. 123
    Another Engineer says:

    U238 has a half life of 4.468 billion years.

    That means it is barely radioactive. Some of the decay products are more radioactive, but DU won’t have many to start with (assuming it has been purified), so it will take a long time to reach equilibrium.

    You’d probably get a bigger dose eating a banana (from the naturally occuring radioactive Potassium) than sitting next to a huge pile of DU.

    It is probably toxic, though (as a heavy metal).

  124. 124

    Boringly, Royal Mail artwork checkers would not approve.

  125. 125
    Anonymous says:

    None at all. I do have a problem with the many millions of pounds that are spent by government trying to pretend that 2 men sticking reproductive equipment up each other’s rear passages is normal, or in any way morally equivalent to mainstream human life, or in some way to be celebrated.

  126. 126
    QWERTY says:

    Hitler had more grace and dignity than Brown. He knew more about economics as well.

  127. 127
    QWERTY says:

    Boys don’t have tits.

  128. 128
    Man Up says:

    So where do you stand on Charles Martel’s illegal war? Marc Antonio Colonna’s? Siege of Vienna? Fall of Constaninople? The Peninsula War?

    You soft SHITE

  129. 129
    i really love theresa may, honest!? says:

    but which one gets my preferred vote? which is second choice? have to weigh them up.

  130. 130
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    More than the minimum two I need to flick a V at any poxy government, and less than 218.

  131. 131
    i really love theresa may, honest!? says:

    i think i’d get fed up with south west scotland as well…….

  132. 132
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    As far as I can recall (and I am no proper scientist), the issue with toxicity was to do with the after-effects of firing. After penetrating the target, the DU long rod penetrators break up into multiple small burning bits travelling at about 3,200 fps, and those burning bits are really very nasty to health, especially afterwards when cool and dusty. It’s really only a problem for those doing the clear up, as those present on scene at the time of impact tend to have died of kinetic effects and not sickness.

  133. 133
    stun says:

    Good point, and well made. In my son’s secondary school in rural Sussex, attempts by the teachers, following the curriculum, to try and equalise the status of same sex and usual marriages have been resisted by the pupils enormously. The boy got a couple of early detentions, but he feels they were well earned. He has also managed to ‘out’ his science teacher as a global warming sceptic.

    Not all over yet…some of the new generation coming in might just be OK. Now, if only I can get him off his PS3 for long enough to concentrate om things….

  134. 134
    bergen says:

    Still goes on.In default of an outstanding candidate the committee selects the bird with the biggest knockers.

    An army of Harmans will never stop it happening.

  135. 135
    stun says:

    It can only be the ‘resting the beer on her head’ thing, surely?

  136. 136
    ffs! says:

    There you go. C4 news : plod are corrupt; £200 for a bit of info – £10k+ if it makes the front pages.

    Welcome to Britain 2011 – plod bought by the media who buy the Pols.

    Fuck that – revolution now.

  137. 137
    stun says:

    We’ll ask them not to deplete so much next time

  138. 138
    good day for muzzies says:

    Children as young as 12 are to be allowed drugs to block puberty while they decide whether to have a sex change.


    Allah be praised!

  139. 139
    nell says:

    Sorry Qwerty but he’s doing that in Am er ic a at the moment as he makes his determined bd for the IMF job.

    God Help Us All if he gets it!

  140. 140
    nell says:


    Well it’s a new take on politics isn’t it?

    She’s a pretty little thing. Perhaps she’s starting a new political trend and some young johnwayne lookalikes might follow suit!

    You have to admit it beats the depressing politics of yvette co oper/beckett and brown/balls/militwit .

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    Sick of It All says:

    fuck you dickhead

  142. 142
    Sick of It All says:

    according to some on here that’s all okay mate – you know. bit of corruption amongst the elite is okay but them fuckin benefit cheats should all be hanged

  143. 143
    David Cameron says:

    oh don’t worry I’ll sort out Gaddafi even if it means I do it myself

  144. 144
    Down with Brown! says:

    A year ago tonight:

    Now no one agrees with Nick.

  145. 145
    **STOP PRESS** says:

    Arguements. Guido you must be Huntstruck / titstruck. Check your spellling you fuckwit.

  146. 146
    David Cameron says:

    Right then

    come on

    wanna fight?

  147. 147
    hmmmm says:

    whats the campaign say – “yes to STD ” ?

  148. 148
    smoggie says:

    A gay marriage? So if a lesbian marries a poof, is that a gay marriage? Or is it a political expedient?

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    oink says:

    interestingly but not publicised – the use of kettling, police use of shields and slaps is deemed unlawful today at the Tomlinson inquest


    fuck the pigs

  150. 150
    stun says:

    I loved the last bit ‘If you don’t like it, it’s your problem’

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    PigShit says:

    you really are thick – one man Tony Bliar took us into Iraq illegally. Another man Cameron is upping the ante in Libya. What is it about british men? Are their dicks too big or something?

    It goes without saying that these leaders would never dirty their hands but are willing to let others die for them. People are expendable in the UK 2011 – all for the elites to maintain their power, their status and their wealth – ask Ian Tomlinson

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    stun says:

    There was text with the picture?

  153. 153
    dusky women lecher says:

    Er can I ask why this woman’s name happens to be Mohamed (PBUH) ? I have never seen the naked breasts of someone named Mohamed; she must be on some list somewhere–do the brothers know ? Are you sure this is a legit affair ? Judging from some of the other stories that this magazine is promoting, it looks like a jape.

  154. 154
    NotInterestedinBogusMemes says:

    This sounds interesting . . . exactly how did the British rob either the colonies or the USA?

  155. 155
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Can anyone imagine Ann Widdecombe or Harriet Harman in this sort of poster without using thier breakfast

  156. 156
    stun says:

    Have to boil them next time. Clearly the kettling isn’t quite doing the trick.

  157. 157
    Nancy Raygun says:

    NO to Acquired Idiot Dave’s Solution

  158. 158
    I've come over all Liberal! says:

    Sarah Teather…..Mmmmm……

  159. 159
    Cressida DICK says:

    Boiled pigs in brine?

    Scoping exercise anyone?

  160. 160
    Peter Tatchell says:

    It’s an organisied conspiracy by the state which prevents me from buggering 13 year old boys.

  161. 161
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

    This is nonsense – I abolished Boom and Bust in 1997.

  162. 162
    Harriet Harman says:

    I don’t often comment on this penis-dominated website. But it’s surely right that all types of gender inequality must be stamped out! All I can see in this picture is tits. As I say to my Jack, What’s wrong with a bit of muff, Jack? Dive down there and show me you really care. His face is a picture, so I push his head below decks and keep it there until Labour’s coming home. So to speak.

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    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

    Or even Boob and Bust.

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    ffs! says:

    Rebekah Brooks = media / political / Police whore.

    Why have plod taken so long to raise even the smallest of a finger?

    Why have parliament taken so long to ‘force’ the issue?

    The media are in bed with the police who are in bed with Westminster.

    Welcome to New Britain.

  165. 165
    all media channels says:

    Don’t Panic!

    Remain Calm!

    The Royal Wedding will take all your cares away.

  166. 166
    labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Put quite simply, I loath McGorgon and his progeny ed scrotum.

    That’s all.

  167. 167
    Down with Brown! says:

    Loving HIGNFY doing the running gag about McDoom hiding under the desk. I hope they run it for the whole series.

  168. 168
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am very important and will be in charge of world money.

  169. 169
    Yardarm says:

    He`s now mrishmael

  170. 170
    Thought Police Fugitive says:

    If gays must have legal certification for their unions then call it what it is, “an unnatural union”, or at least “a homosexual union”, not marriage.
    Marriage is a union of two heterosexuals for the purpose of raising children where possible.
    Referring to a “homosexual union” as marriage is offensive to most heterosexuals.

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    Beast of madrid says:

    An invention of no real value dreamt up to please the idiotic masses
    A bit like your Marriage Gordon

  172. 172
    Thought Police Fugitive says:

    Better two reasonably sized tits than one huge Brown arse with masses of clingons.

  173. 173
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Coz labour brushed under the carpet while Murdoch supported them , Now he is supporting the other side then they can moan.

  174. 174
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Tits are tits and twats are twats.

    Chose your side.

  175. 175
    ffs! says:

    Well done CallMeDave and Hague the Vague!

    POTUS says stalemate in Libya and the US won’t be increasing their ‘assistance’.

    Backed the wrong horse again. Heir to Blair indeed!

    Meanwhile EU goes even more bankrupt.

    Where’s that referendum you bastard?

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    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Anything with p_e-A in will get you modded , As wel as Pr*ce, J*W , P8ul,

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    No point. He was too drunk too often to give a coherent answer – to anything or anybody. Having said that, a good copper would have slung him in the back of a police van and left him out of harms way to sleep it off.

  178. 178
    Guy Gibson says:

    FFS don’t mention the dog!

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    Christy says:

    I thought we were talking about politics in the serious sense on this blog,but what have a pair of boobs got to do with people who could have an enormous influence on ordinary peoples lives.
    Can we leave sex etc were it belongs as merely a tool used by the media to titillate anyone who falls for it.
    There are sites on the net were you can find reams of this trash and personally I have no interest in them whatsoever I’ll leave that to other persons.
    However I am interested in actions by politico’s which will possibly affect peoples lives and I do believe that this site has in some way promoted this to the detriment of self serving political miscreants and I congratulate Guido for this and also other bloggers.
    Having said that I would appeal to all bloggers on this site who are with Guido to please do him a favour and not to get into immaterial useless,meaningless blogs as it only serves as an attack tool for the opposition.
    Used the right way In my opinion this blog would be an extremely powerful tool in the political arena,but I see so much trivia which frankly means naff all that I despair that it is really not getting the message across in a meaningful way.

  180. 180
    Christy says:

    As I suspected my comment would be awaiting moderation.
    Well I spoke of what I believed in with no bad language and no names,but apparently that is not acceptable on your site,what happened to free speech,which I presume you are a disciple of?.
    I will not visit your site ever again seeing that free speech for whatever reason does not appear to be acceptable.

  181. 181
    ffs! says:

    Couldn’t give a shit about labour or blue labour, they’re all bastards.

  182. 182
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Yes , but we only get the choice of the lesser of two evils, Democrey is great init?

  183. 183
    tell it like it really is says:

    Hi Qwerty – in answer to your question here are some of these delightful people doing what they do best…….
    /sahttp://text-shtymbols.com/encool/http://tinyurl.com/aqhn80c/:o grin/(angry) ^..^ italic/ –dog– strike out

  184. 184
    tell it like it really is says:

    Wrong one – soz -what I endeavoured to send was an article giving the end of the trial of a multi million pound insurance scam based on a mosque in the midlands.

  185. 185
    That's News says:

    Yeah! She has my vote, too!

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    Isis says:

    For the brain dead party mongs who enact their five yearly ritual of being on the winning/losing side, it certainly is.
    For the rest of us, it’s just another nail in the coffin.

  188. 188
    nell says:

    An ‘invention’ of no real value = that’ll be gordon’s and bullyballs gold sold at brown bottom, when they gave the world 48 hours notice that they were going to sell it, and then surprise surprise it dropped like a lead balloon!!!

    If the IMF thinks they are going to appoint the economically illiterate brown as their head they really need to think again!!!

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    QWERTY says:

    Perhaps a laser guided bomb might stop him?

  190. 190
    Gordon Brown says:

    Am I as attractive as those breasts?

  191. 191
    QWERTY says:

    How come the Muslim twats in Libya are not asking their Chinese, Russian, Brazilian or Indian ‘friend’s’ for help?

    Why do they think we in the west should give a fuck? The only good Muslim is a dead fucking Muslim.

  192. 192
    Lonely Realist says:

    “corruption amongst the elite”

    Lay off the jailed Labour MPs. Move on!

  193. 193
    nell says:

    You have two other choices .

    Join sarah and gordon brown as they whore themselves across am er ica trying to drum up support for gordon as the next head of the IMF.

    Or join mandy and nate as they host saif on their luxury yacht working out ways to put the next gad afi in place in lib ya and so become powerful kingmakers to an oil kingdom!

    labour. just such ‘lovely’ people!!

  194. 194
    nell says:

    Maybe it would have done.

    But unfortunately, after 13 years of labour waging war for political gain and starving the defence budget to feed the welfare/labour vote budget at the same time, we have no armaments left!!

  195. 195
    Larry says:

    I’m Larry The Cat and I’m voting NO to AV.

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    nell says:

    One has to feel sad for the rich trash that the labour party has become.

    From the late 1900’s , through WW1 and WW2 the labour party really was the party for the Working Class of Britain.

    It’s hundred plus year journey to the present day has left behind those real working class labour politicians and given us the worthless prezza, kinnochio, brown, bliar, uddin, mandy, nate, the uea, militwit, bullyballs, the lse……………

    It’s a bit like watching the red forest in chernobyl succumb to the poison isn’t it??!!

  197. 197
    tourist says:

    or giggle

  198. 198
    tourist (bben there; done that) says:

    No! He means the one in Morden at the end of the tube line.

  199. 199
    tourist (been there; done that) says:

    She has Silvio as her PR guru.

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    D L George says:

    Happened to have the TV on when the BBC’s ‘NewsWatch’ came on. They were interviewing the Chairman Sir Michael Lyons.

    Q: What was your worst moment as your four years as chairman?
    A: It was almost certainly the night of the elections when we spent it on the enormous boat, sort of ill designed proposition really.

    Hang on, After heamorraging cash, prominent dismissals, tax dodging presenters, vastly overpayed suits, dreadfull programming and BBC news p*ss poor standards of reporting, He thinks the worst time in four years as chairman was holding election night on a boat?

    Is He having a laugh? Of course He is. The idea for the boat came from none other than Craig Oliver, the lad who escaped the BBC to become Head of communications for the Tory’s.

    Nice to see Beeb Bias goes all the way to the very top.

  201. 201
    PigShit says:

    here’s a good one. Police apply for special powers to control the Henley Regatta from drunken aristos etc ….


    Round ‘em all up and throw away the key me thinks …. hell if it was football fans they’d be banned from travelling …. one law for the rich another for the rest ….

  202. 202
    PigShit says:

    talking about tits


    where do media editors get this shit from?

    Dumbed down Britain……

  203. 203
    Think again "Dave" cos' the UK does not support you over Libya says:

    Cameron MUST be left in no doubt that the British electorate will NOT support the use of ground troops in ANY capacity in Libya whether they go in under the guise of humanitarian aid or not…I know Cameron models hinself on Bliar but to get involved in an illegal war in the Middle East is carrying hero-worship a little too far


  204. 204

    This is politics with feeling.

    It could catch on.

  205. 205
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Two Tits? That would be Cameron and Clegg would it not?

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    Oh to be in England now spring is here says:

    One gets a so-much better class of drunk at the Regatta though and it’s all awfully good fun throwing up over a Dowager Marchioness rather than in the doorway of McDonalds

  207. 207
    'arry 'ill says:

    Dirty Boy !!

  208. 208

    Two tits are better than TaT.

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  210. 210
    Jess The Dog says:

    Put the Milibands together. You could even add a pair of Balls as well!

  211. 211
    Down with Brown! says:

    Ireland’s credit rating downgraded two notches to just above junk status. It’s time for the paddies to rejoin the United Kingdon.


  212. 212
    jolly boating weather says:

    even more fun to shag her up the arse

  213. 213
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    ‘Great Political Arguements of Our Time’

    Whatever happened to education, education, education?

  214. 214
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Swiss Cottage.

  215. 215
    Say no to the Liblabcon says:

    Oh dear. No matter how hard the lying government and their media lackeys try, Joe Public just aint cheering on this war. Not after Kosovo, Afghanistan and Iraq.

  216. 216
    The Paragnostic says:

    It’s when you get chunks of cucumber from the Pimm’s after going down on them that you know Boris got there first …

  217. 217
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Today is stats day.

  218. 218
    Alan Duncan says:

    I make no bones about it,I prefer male buttocks anytime

  219. 219
    Martin Day says:

    Hard luck,Nick

    ED Miliband will today launch a blistering attack on Nick Clegg over his broken election promises.

    The Labour leader will point out that exactly a year ago the Lib Dem leader “looked voters in the eye” during the historic TV election debates and promised to be different – only to let people down at the first sniff of power.

    In a keynote speech in Newcastle Mr Miliband, launching Labour’s local election campaign ahead of the crucial May 5 polls, will call on voters to punish the Deputy Prime Minister.

    He is expected to say: “The Lib Dems have broken their promises. A year ago they promised to scrap tuition fees. But they trebled them.

    “They promised to oppose a rise in VAT. But they voted to back the Tories in raising it to 20%.

    “They also promised to protect the NHS. But they backed David Cameron’s expensive bureaucratic plans which put the founding principles of the heath service at risk.

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    Eeu to me says:

    They’re big boys/girls now , Ireland is on it’s own, we shouldn’t be helping anybody unless we can make a profit otherwise we will end up joing them, profit is not a nasty word word ask Germany and France , well ask Germany.

  221. 221
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Crime in manchester will fall by 100% today but will rise 100% in London.

  222. 222
    Anonymous says:

    That’s the way I like my women.

  223. 223
    Anonymous says:

    Thank god Cressida is now in charge.

    What could possibly go wrong?

  224. 224
    Anonymous says:

    Some of the honest men are

    Prisons minister Crispin Blunt has left his wife of 20 years to ‘come to terms with his homosexuality’.
    The MP for Reigate made his announcement yesterday after what friends described as a ’30-year journey’ in which he has had to ‘wrestle with his sexuality’.
    Mr Blunt, 50, is the 11th Conservative MP to go public with his homosexuality since international development minister Alan Duncan ‘came out’ in 2002.

  225. 225
    interested in justice but not the uk state says:

    so let’s get this right then

    the high court say police kettling is unlawful and the police say they’re going to continue to use it

    magistrates courts say theft is a crime and MPs say they’re going to do it anyway

    who are the real criminals in this country????

  226. 226
    Doc Trough says:

    Is it Margaret Hodge?

  227. 227
    Anonymous says:


    I don’t know, Osborne might know, he is the one disguising these things with Mr. Tatchell. I wonder how some people like this end up having kids as well.

  228. 228
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Nurse! I wanna go plop plops.

  229. 229
    John Noakes says:

    “Get down, Shep!”.

  230. 230
    Silver Command says:

    Hold on, I’lll errrr get back to you, you dont need me to make a decision right away do you errr…..

  231. 231
    Jouros are Scum says:

    There was a complete fucking arse of a Journo on TV attempting to justify Police corruption by saying ” A policeman can sell you a car so why cant he sell you some information”

    errrr In the same way He cant sell you a “Police” car he is forbidden from selling you Confidential information as it isnt his to sell coupled with a whole host of legal reasons

    Dear God what a fuckwit no wonder the Dead tree Press are utter wankers !!!!

  232. 232
    rise and whine says:

  233. 233
    Eeu to me says:

    The people of this sad country are the criminals for knowingly and allowing criminal activities to take place without informing the criminals that criminal activities are taking place, but then the criminals know that criminal activities are taking place as they are the criminals, an error has been detected in the criminal activities programme on this computer, it appears that someone has stolen ome memory and lettrs, please reboot, don’t bother informing the authorities or MP’s as they are the criminals.

  234. 234
    Young Tim says:

    or considerably bigger dicks than gordon but that could be very hard to find

  235. 235
    Fa Kin Su Pah says:

    Seriously impressed.
    The most dangerous thing I’ve
    ever done is pot holing in Wales.
    Although I did live through Gordon Brown
    and survived.

  236. 236
    Doctor Blair says:

    take an aspirin and a marmite suppository if any adverse symptoms develop…you’ll be fine

  237. 237
    Stating the bleedin' obvious says:

    It failed…that’s why we’ve got almost 1 million 16 – 24 year olds out of a job and foreign workers from eastern europe who are generally better educated, more hard-working and prepared to do jobs get employed. Whilst our indigenous young people don’t……Quod Erat Demonstrandum

  238. 238
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    No tweets from Guido for 18 hours , Has he been got at ?

  239. 239
    The Large 38DDs have it the large ones have it says:

    please margaret the thought of a fortnight with you in a caravan was always too much for me but photoshopping your jugs is a deviation even I can’t contemplate.

  240. 240
    Brayant May says:

    could we do a double shot ?

  241. 241
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    Well, only part of a cock – some of it’s missing.

  242. 242
    On me 'ed son says:

    or someone who can write ‘not all war is bad’.

  243. 243
    Smelly Old man says:

    To the Labour toxic mix you need to stir in a large spoonful of envy, hatred of success, bitterness and then add a few daft union thick as a plank types as well as the support of the very clever darling luvies at the Anti-British Broadcasting (we tax you to watch crap) Corp and you end up with a failed economy and a failed society. QED or as we say nowadays simples init.

  244. 244
    Gooey Blob says:

    Interesting strategy, but it might have a side-effect. The more that Labour emphasise their differences with the Lib Dems, the more Tories could start to consider voting Lib Dem to keep Labour out of certain seats in the next GE. Labour/Lib-Dem tactical voting will probably decrease slightly, and Tory/Lib-Dem tactical voting will likely increase. Ultimately, Lib Dems could end up taking seats from Labour as a result of a new alliance with Tories who are more willing to vote Lib Dem to keep Labour out.

  245. 245
    Anonymous says:

    God help us the little fucker’s born red.
    Now I know why the NHS gets worried when they see a blue baby.

  246. 246
    Baroness Warsi says:

    I will put out for anything especially if I can claim for it!

  247. 247
    Anonymous says:

    World War 2 was really just the second part of World War1 which was a stupid war.

  248. 248
    Anonymous says:

    He would then have died in Police Custody giving more gist to the mill.

  249. 249
    QWERTY says:

    The Liebore party has become the party of camp left wing fucking mongs, basically the scum who work at the BBC.

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  251. 251
    Denis Cooper says:

    You may be interested in this comment I posted on an editorial in today’s Telegraph, as follows:


    If the Telegraph really wants to improve our democracy then it could start by refusing to uncritically propagate whatever rubbish is emitted by the Tories and NO2AV.

    First we had the lie that it would cost £250 million to switch to AV, a completely fabricated figure which included the cost of the referendum itself, and the cost of voting or vote counting machines which would not be needed and would not be purchased, plus a sum for educating voters when the Electoral Commission is doing that now and the cost is part of the cost of the referendum.

    Now we have the lie that each general election would cost nearly £200 million more under AV than under FPTP, based on a meaningless extrapolation from the costs of continent-wide elections held in Australia.

    If the Tories really wanted to work out a genuine estimate of the extra cost of running AV elections they wouldn’t be looking as far afield as Australia, but instead only to Ireland where parliamentary by-elections are held under exactly the same variant of AV that we would have here.

    Here are the tabulated results of such an Irish by-election, and note that it’s ballot paper and pencil, followed by a transparent manual count:


    It’s easy to get an idea of how much extra work was involved in the eight counting rounds needed under AV, compared to just the single round which would be needed under FPTP, and it’s easy to work out order of magnitude estimates of how much that extra work needed for AV counts might add to the cost of a general election here.

    And the answer is not an extra £200 million but maybe an extra £2 million, about a 2% increase in the total cost.

    Correctly or incorrectly the Tories fear losing seats under AV, and they’re so desperate to block it that they’ll resort to any misrepresentation, any lie, any smear, anything that they think might help fool people into voting against it.

  252. 252
    Nursie says:

    Why is he holding two Vince Cable’s?

  253. 253
    Nursie says:

    Which is which?

  254. 254
    Jethro says:


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    never forget what new Labour did 1997-2010 says:

    how did caroline flint whos married get reelected? i thought new Labour were despised after damage blair and brown did did caroline flint “service” lots of male voters? as for ed balls he should have been gone as well!

  256. 256
    Homo says:

    …or react with revulsion.

  257. 257
    robbie says:

    This style of campaign looks to be the only way that Scottish Labour might win on May 5th because Elmer Fudd’s disasterous pitch is making him look a right t*t.

  258. 258
    robbie says:

    Only trouble is that Labour women in Scotland are such a bunch of vomit-inducing munters that volunteers for the poster might be in short supply.

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