April 15th, 2011

Friday Caption Contest (Moment of Reflection Edition)

Announcement of recent winners on Monday.


205 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Thanks for the note Guido , about winners :-)

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  2. 2
    Selohesa says:

    who is that senile old fart looking at me?

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  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “This isnt what it was cracked upto be”

    “Who is that i am looking at”

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  4. 4
    English Viking says:

    I can see dead people.

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  5. 5
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “It wasnt meant to be like this”

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  6. 6
    mhayworth says:

    ‘We could bring down the government, you and me’.

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  7. 7
    IanVisits says:

    The future Black Rod gets in some early practice at knocking on doors.

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  8. 8
    Adolf Balls says:

    Is this a wanker I see before me?

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  9. 9
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Dave showed me the door.

    He cocked that up too.

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  10. 10
    Alfiebengal says:

    Staring into oblivion

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  11. 11
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “well 12 months in office and i have started a war with Murdoch, Denouced the Prime minster and made myself look silly, At least i can say i was consistant”

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  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Nostradamus used to spend time looking in a large Black Obsidian Glass mirror to see the future.

    Wonder what one sees on opening the Number 10 door?

    The Future?

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  13. 13
    Ed Mancey says:

    Why hello Mr Handsome. How are you today?

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  14. 14
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “No wonder Brown went bonkers after 12 years, I , like the coalition went faster and deeper and managed it in 12 months”

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  15. 15
    ampersfa says:

    If I used sellotape to stick my lips together, will I look stupid?

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  16. 17
    the black prince says:

    Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
    Be thou a spirit of health or goblin damn’d,
    Bring with thee airs from heaven or blasts from hell,
    Be thy intents wicked or charitable,
    Thou comest in such a questionable shape
    That I will speak to thee….

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  17. 18
    My other car's a Merkava says:

    One knocker and a pair of tits.

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  18. 19
    Guido knows my ISP says:

    Hello, do I know you?

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  19. 20
    Sue Tzuzir says:

    ” what do you mean you don’t agree?”

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  20. 21
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “I used to have princeables, But then i joined the goverment”

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      Engineer says:

      “I have principles. And if you don’t like those, I can get others.”

      (Groucho Marx, I think.)

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  21. 24
    Chadacre says:

    I’m Starting With The Man In the Mirror
    I’m Asking Him To Change His Ways
    And No Message Could Have Been Any Clearer
    If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place
    Take A Look At Yourself, And Then Make A Change
    (Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Nah)

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  22. 25
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    “Damn, I’m looking ill”

    …. said his reflection.

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  23. 26
    Jimmy says:

    My Birth Certificate? What For?

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  24. 27
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “Is this where i live now?”

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  25. 29
    EC1 PhD says:

    “And since you know you cannot see youself, so well as by reflection, I your glass, will tell you to wind your neck in.” – Will Shakespeare, 21st Century

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  26. 30

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s There?
    Vince.
    Vince who?
    Damn, never thought he’d have the guts to sack me.

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      Alternatively: –

      Knock Knock.
      Who’s there?
      Vince.
      Vince who?
      Vincible ignorance is ignorance within the individual’s control and for which, therefore, he is responsible before God. So I’ll answer to the Almighty for not understanding the concept of cabinet responsibility.

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  27. 31
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “At least i get sense talking to the door”

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  28. 32
    BobbinP says:

    pleeeease! let me in.

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  29. 33
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “When they said they were going to show me the door, I didnt expect this!”

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  30. 34
    Fidel says:

    “Of course you know me …. I’m the Business Secretary”

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  31. 35
    Ebeneezer Cable says:

    It’s Marley’s ghost come back to haunt me

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  32. 37
    Engineer says:

    “Must get this painter and decorator’s details, he really knows his stuff.”

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  33. 38
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    “Are you my future? A pale shadow of my former magnificence?”

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  34. 39
    Billy Ruffian says:

    Cable (to his reflection): “We are in, Vince (ible!)”

    Also…why does the photograph show Vince Cable from behind, but the reflection is clearly that of Sir Ming…? In a similar way, does Sir David Steel look in the mirror and see Jeremy Thorpe scowling back…?

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  35. 40
    Meow says:

    Vince’s coalition partner

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  36. 42
    MattR says:

    The Ghost of Business Past was none-too-pleased with Dr Cable’s comments

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  37. 43
    Stalin's spinner says:

    Is that mr bean I see before me!!

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  38. 45
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    ‘Come on Dave, open up, I was only joking.’

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  39. 47
    Tax Payer says:

    George, let me back in mate. George! Oh, you c’unt! Be like that, then.

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  40. 48
    Anonymous says:

    We don’t you & I start a new party called the Limp Cables?

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  41. 49
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “Well i have pissed murdoch off, pissed the PM off , Looked a complate tit but the good news is, I am not a vampire!”

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  42. 50
    AC1 says:

    The Door: “When you stare into the void, the void stares back”.

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  43. 51
    CP says:

    Don’t stare back you might inflame him…

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  44. 56
    Richard Cromwell says:

    “Hello, Vince. There are two sides to your personality; the incompetent, gaffe-prone, discredited sell-out Lib Dem Minister and the even more incompetent, gaffe-prone, discredited sell-out Lib Dem Minister.”

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  45. 57
    Engineer says:

    “There’s no need to slam the door – I only asked if you had double glazing!”

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  46. 58
    Loungelizard says:

    You’re the only one who’ll listen to me.

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  47. 59
    SocialGhism says:

    “Hello, is the Prime Minister in? Don’t just stare at me… speak up… oops.. silly me… bit dizzy from that last champagne and waltz!”

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  48. 60
    I Squiggle says:

    “Mirror mirror, on the wall, who is the biggest idiot of them all?”

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  49. 62
    Dr Wolf says:

    ‘On reflection, I think I made a mistake. Can I come back in? Please? Hello?…..’

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  50. 64
    Winston Churchill says:

    ‘an empty car pulled up outside No.10 and out stepped Vince Cable’!

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  51. 65

    The Cable Guy

    Dave has a new apartment, and decides to slip the Cable guy (Vince) an AV referendum for joining his coalition. Dave then fakes an interest in Vince’s policies. When Dave no longer wants to be Vince’s friend, Vince goes on an all out assault to ruin Dave’s life.

    With hilarious consequences.

    IMDb – The Cable Guy -{2010}
    running time – 372 days
    2.5 stars / 10

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  52. 66
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “Hi , I am from the goverment and i am here to help.”

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  53. 67
    Vince Fable says:

    Who are you?

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  54. 68
    canterbury lady says:

    vincent looked at his reflection in the door and saw a black version of himself and realised that cameron was right, for those with darker skins unemployment was very likely……

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  55. 70
    Vince puts his size 10 in it(again) says:

    Vince only popped out of the BIS for 5 minutes to talk to a journalist about the PM’s latest speech and found that the pass code had been changed when he tried to get back in and everyone seemed to be ignoring him

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  56. 71
    EC1 PhD says:

    “Talking into the mirror”, excerpts from “The Madness of King George”

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  57. 72
    annette curton says:

    ♫ Me and my Shadow walking down the Avenue ♫

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  58. 73
    Western Union delivery boy says:

    ‘Cable for Mr Osborne’

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  59. 74
    SocialGhism says:

    “Stand aside or I’ll tap-dance up and down yo ass!”

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  60. 75
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “Oh damm , I have lost the keys again.”

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  61. 76
    Western Union delivery boy says:

    Before you criticize any man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you are a mile away and have his shoes!!

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  62. 77
    I Squiggle says:

    What’s my PIN number to get into this place.. er.. damn, forgotten again. Oh look, my shoelaces are undone.. What day is it? Mumble, dribble, mumble..

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  63. 78
    Ac/Dc/Ac says:

    Vince gives an impromptu speech to his adoring support.

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  64. 79
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “As one door shuts another one will open, after all i can still do that dancing stuff.”

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  65. 80
    AnonymousCoward says:

    My head is cold – where did I put my immigration cap ?

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  66. 81
    Murray Midget says:

    Welcome to Downing street, please wipe your feet on the liberal democrat before coming in.

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  67. 82
    Paddy the Lamd says:

    The Opposition Shadow

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  68. 83
    Murray Midget says:

    Conservatives open door policy fails to con-vince?

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  69. 84
    annette curton says:

    Ghost in the machine.

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  70. 85
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Vince Cable finds the only person in Britain who’ll stop to listen to him.

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  71. 86

    Vince reflects.
    “Well…I suppose there’s always the money supermarket ads.”

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  72. 87
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “I didnt see this coming!”

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  73. 88

    Vince began to doubt AV was going to him much good, now he was longer anyone’s first, second, third or even fourth choice.

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  74. 89
    misterned says:

    Looking at my reflection I see that I is black!

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  75. 90
    genghiz the kahn says:

    “Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the vainest of them all.”

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  76. 91
    Kate B says:

    “Get thee behind me, Satan”

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  77. 93
    Application form to work for Mike Handycock says:

    Only apply if you meet the following criteria:

    Aged 16-17

    You can keep secrets

    You don’t mind calling me Daddy

    You are skilled in at least four of the following –
    Deep throat
    Rimming
    Golden showers
    Bondage
    Snowballing

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  78. 94
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “If only Lloydd George could see me now”

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  79. 95
    Salmondnet says:

    ” Who is that senile old buffer and why is he staring at me?”

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  80. 96
    Peter Grimes says:

    Ghost
    “My hour is almost come,
    When I to sulphurous and tormenting flames
    Must render up myself.”

    Will S wrote it best!

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  81. 97
    Potkettle says:

    Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
    Or close the wall up with our English dead.
    In peace there’s nothing so becomes a man
    As modest stillness and humility:
    But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
    Then imitate the action of the tiger;
    Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
    Disguise fair nature with hard-favour’d rage;

    Oh sod it I quit

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  82. 98
    Martin Day says:

    “Now if I just walk into this door, how much compensation will I be able to claim?”

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  83. 100
    World's oldest man Walter Breuning has died says:

    He was 114 and died in Montana. Can you imagine if Brown lived that long? He’d be blighting the planet for generations to come. Those not even born yet would come to know the curse that is Gordon Brown. Quick, get the fat c unt more of those Kit Kats he apparently loves so much. Stuff his mouth with them till the fucker can’t move.

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  84. 101
    Stepney says:

    May 12th 2011.

    Note saying “Fuck Off Cable” falls off departmental door.

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  85. 104
    hugh Jend says:

    two faced hoon…

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  86. 105
    Joe (DEAD) Loss says:

    “Do you lead or follow”!!!

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  87. 107
    Anonymous says:

    Looks just like my black latex outfit

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  88. 108
    Fa Kin Su Pah says:

    By the pricking of my thumbs,
    Something wicked this way comes.
    Open, locks, Whoever knocks.

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  89. 109
    David Cameron says:

    Who are the 3 Tory MP’s who are calling for parliament to be recalled? Don’t they know I’m on my hols?!

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  90. 110

    Is it just me, or does anyone else think that in this reflection I look a bit like Morgan Freeman?

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  91. 112
    Cynic says:

    Ah my precious ………… soon the ring will be mine, all mine!

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  92. 113
    Mrs Nesbit says:

    You are the weakest link. Goodbye………..

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  93. 114
    Loungelizard says:

    Stop Press! Murdoch owns Cable Vision.

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  94. 115
    oops says:

    Political narcissist finds his stagnant pool

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  95. 116
    William Hague is Spadding for Boys says:

    “You look just like that old geezer Wavy Davy is too scared to sack.”

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  96. 117
    Fa Kin Su Pah says:

    Muffled…
    ‘ Fuck off, we’ve already given’

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  97. 118
    Lizzie B says:

    Vince Cable spotted, clearly unsure, wondering whether he’s coming or going …

    “I have always found it much more comfortable to be on the outside looking in than to be on the inside looking out” Memorable Sayings of Vince Cable, p2 (of 2)

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  98. 119
    Lizzie B says:

    “Excuse me in there, I said excuse me! Can you help me? My entry card doesn’t seem to be working today …”

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  99. 120
    toddy357 says:

    cable does a Travis Bickle “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”

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  100. 121
    Don't let him near her says:

    Is it wise to take the risk of allowing prince philip at the wedding? The decrepit old greek fart is so senile, how do they know he won’t unzip and start fapping at the sight of kate middleton?

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  101. 122

    let me in. I’m missing Countdown.

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  102. 123
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Upon reflection I don’t think I’ll bother today.

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  103. 124
    Dougal says:

    Oh bugger, is that a bogey on the end of my nose?

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  104. 126
    The Spy in the Grauniad Camp says:

    Through the mirror of my mind
    Time after time
    I see reflections of you and me

    Reflections of
    The way life used to be
    Reflections of
    The love you took from me

    Oh, I’m all alone now
    No love to shield me
    Trapped in a world
    That’s a distorted reality

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  105. 127
    Loungelizard says:

    ‘Shift it spamhead I’m late’

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  106. 128
    toddy357 says:

    Just change the name from bickle to cable and every quote fits .http://www.hark.com/collections/trpplyplrc-travis-bickle

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  107. 129
    AV vote for you Telly. says:

    How AV works
    First Preference – Vince Cable
    Second Preference – Cable Vince

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  108. 130
    It doesn't add up... says:

    You can have any colour you like so long as it’s black

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  109. 131
    AV vote for your Telly says:

    No 10 gives Vince new glossy makeover

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  110. 132
    AV vote for your Telly says:

    Ah, the new ethnic multi kulti vote winning look.

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  111. 133
    Larry the Cat says:

    Fuck off to St Vince Island & take your non English speaking, non integrated parasitical extremists with you.

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  112. 134
    ChrisG says:

    Is this the right address…? Do we still live here?

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  113. 135
    Thom says:

    Who’s a pretty Birdie!

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  114. 136
    brooks says:

    Mirror mirror on the door
    Who’s the biggest prick of …

    Oh fuck it doesn’t rhyme
    Better luck next time.

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  115. 137
    ChrisG says:

    “Living the Dream Baby, Living the Dream….” And then we woke up….

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  116. 138
    is it says:

    I met myself coming back

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  117. 139
    I'll have some of that says:

    Am I coming or going?

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  118. 140
    The Observer says:

    Hello is that the Sage of Omaha?
    This is the Sage of Effing Useless here.
    I would like to ask you an economic question, so that the answer can be used to regain my lost wisdom and ethics.

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  119. 141
    Anonymous says:

    Turning up on the first day of his new job Grandpa Vince forgets to wear his postman’s uniform.

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  120. 142
    libduck says:

    Cable could barely conceal his alarm; usually this apparition would only frequent his bathroom and the backside of spoons.

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  121. 143
    Voice of Treason says:

    Is that you Jacob Marley?

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  122. 144
    Soothsayer says:

    …and there I see a reflection of lips, normally used for speaking.

    Personally I prefer speaking out of my arse!

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  123. 145
    'kinell says:

    Vince:
    Bloody ‘ell ‘oose that in the mirror? Looks like a bigoted, twisted old Glaswegian socialist.

    Mirror: Tha’s right Vince, its youuuu.

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  124. 146
    Soothsayer says:

    Blind man walks into door.

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  125. 147
    Lee Hannaford says:

    Man to reflection, “Who are you?”

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  126. 149
    phh says:

    You must be one of those African immigrants that nasty Cameron was targeting

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  127. 150
    crying into my milk says:

    Only one of us has a purpose…. perhaps this door opens?

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  128. 151
    The Daily Mirror says:

    Yes you’re not bad looking really. I can see why the female reporters always want to interview you.

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  129. 152
    It doesn't add up... says:

    Is this the right door for First Lib Dem to lave the Cabinet?

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  130. 153
    It doesn't add up... says:

    Is this the right door for First Lib Dem to leave the Cabinet?

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  131. 155
    Arch Stanton says:

    I Am important really I am, my opinion does matter

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  132. 156
    It doesn't add up... says:

    George, you are gorgeous!

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  133. 157
    Anonymous says:

    MIRROR MIRROR ON THE DOOR……………………………………….

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  134. 158
    David Parker says:

    “Time to reflect upon my future”

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  135. 159
    Maximus says:

    Granny Cable’s transformation into Vampire is 90% complete. Soon, perhaps in a couple of weeks, another young and juicy journalist is bound to come along. Indiscretion is unavoidable, inevitable, delicious. Then, finally, the Cable Guy’s transformation into Vampire will be complete. It will be the end that is a strange new beginning.

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  136. 160
    Sir William Waad says:

    Cable was uncomfortable with the new ‘Closed Door’ policy.

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  137. 161
    Gooey Blob says:

    (Shouting through door): Can I count on your vote in the AV referendum?

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  138. 162
    Bartholomew - George Osborne's teddy says:

    “I told you I could do something Cameron can’t – produce a reflection”

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  139. 163
    Caroline Lucas-Green says:

    “If only I was Harry Worth, at least I’d have a smidgen of intelligence and my own TV programme.”

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  140. 164
    A Droyd says:

    Yesterday, upon the stair,
    I met a man who wasn’t there
    He wasn’t there again today
    I wish, I wish he’d go away…

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  141. 165
    Ricky Ponting's eyes are veryclosetogether says:

    Mirror, mirror, in the door frame
    Is it true I am viewed as a pantomime dame?
    But I am Vince the Prince!
    Not Cable the Unstable
    There’ll be no P45 dropped on my table

    But I wonder how this will all turn out
    While my ego sulks and my lips pout
    I want all the glory but no responsibility
    Surely my dancing is proof of ability?
    So mirror, mirror, in the door frame
    Please tell me why I am so dreadfully lame …

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  142. 166
    Anonymous says:

    Knock knock whos there ? A demented old fucker.

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  143. 168
    whoremiester says:

    Knock knock who’s there ? A demented old fucker

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  144. 169
    Cameron Is A Cunt says:

    “Winning!”

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  145. 173
    Man in the mirror says:

    Thanks to Michael Jackson for the following words… and bare in mind Vince’s reflection.

    I’m Starting With The Man In The Mirror
    I’m Asking Him To Change His Ways
    And No Message Could Have Been Any Clearer
    If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place
    Take A Look At Yourself, And Then Make A Change

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  146. 174
    Up shit creek says:

    I bet on black, and got blue.

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  147. 175
    AlexTorquay says:

    Ah, the sign says ‘Fanciful Bore’ this must be the place I’m looking for.

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  148. 176
    Chris says:

    Vince Cable finally finds an ally in cabinet.

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  149. 177
    Fabians are Evil says:

    “I still don’t know if I am coming or going”

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  150. 178
    The Moss Evans Fan Club says:

    Yes to AV campaigner predicts this will be a good address to try

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  151. 179
    Cynic says:

    Thats been photo shopped. Vince doesn’t have a reflection

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  152. 180
    robbie says:

    Vince’s Dorian Gray moment….

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  153. 182
    Ann Uvverengineer says:

    Proof that a mismatched cable produces reflections.

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  154. 183
    Alf says:

    OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR………………

    Everyone’s looking at me!

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  155. 184
    dickyd says:

    It should have been me to get the IMF job Gordon’s done me again.

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  156. 185
    YokshireLad says:

    Come on then you twat, open the door for me, I’m a Minister of the Crown.

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  157. 186
    dickyd2 says:

    i will have to get those hairs cut off my nose

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  158. 187
    gridski says:

    “am I still to build the perfect world?”

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  159. 189
    Bob says:

    Mirror, Mirror, on the door. Has there even been a political career fucked up more?

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  160. 190

    Getting your own back … It’s what happens when you piss in the wind.

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  161. 192
    Hugh Janus says:

    Voice from behind the door:

    “Sorry, you say you are the Business Secretary? Not according to the list I’ve got ‘ere.”

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  162. 193
    hohum says:

    Little pig, let me in, let me in.
    Or I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your coalit…in

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  163. 194
    Triumph and Disaster says:

    If you can keep your head when all about you
    Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
    If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
    But make allowance for their doubting too,
    If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
    Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
    Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
    And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

    If you can dream–and not make dreams your master,
    If you can think–and not make thoughts your aim;
    If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
    And treat those two impostors just the same;
    If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
    Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
    Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
    And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools:

    If you can make one heap of all your winnings
    And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
    And lose, and start again at your beginnings
    And never breath a word about your loss;
    If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
    To serve your turn long after they are gone,
    And so hold on when there is nothing in you
    Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on!”

    If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
    Or walk with kings–nor lose the common touch,
    If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
    If all men count with you, but none too much,
    If you can fill the unforgiving minute
    With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
    Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
    And–which is more–you’ll be a Man, my son!

    –Rudyard Kipling

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  164. 197
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Cables credibility is a shadow of his former self
    Twat !

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  165. 198
    Vince says:

    They used to just let me in, but now I have to knock and the bastards make me wait, especially if it’s raining…

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  166. 199
    filipinomonkey says:

    “who is it at the door Smithers, is it the Jehovas again?”

    “No sir, its Vince Cable”

    “Pass me the BIG gun…”

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  167. 202
    Tarzan says:

    Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills and President of the Board of Trade forgets how to do a Harry Worth.

    Like

  168. 203
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    I need some more nubile young ladies, to whom I can expose myself again!

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  169. 204
    Dave666 says:

    Mirror mirror on the wall who is the biggest hypochrite of them all?

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  170. 205
    Anonymous says:

    “Tradesmen must use the back door.”

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Dear Sarah Wollaston… | ASI
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