Goodbye boring bob, hello power dye! There was much stirring when Yvette’s glamorous new look was unveiled today:

Talking of spicing things up, it’s the “Best of British” this week in Parliament meaning Union flags on menus and of course traditional British food like today’s, ummm, chicken jalfrezi with hot chillis. The irony of such a dish being served in the middle of the immigration air war was not lost on recess-happy bag-carriers.