Goodbye boring bob, hello power dye! There was much stirring when Yvette’s glamorous new look was unveiled today:
Talking of spicing things up, it’s the “Best of British” this week in Parliament meaning Union flags on menus and of course traditional British food like today’s, ummm, chicken jalfrezi with hot chillis. The irony of such a dish being served in the middle of the immigration air war was not lost on recess-happy bag-carriers.
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
Not Totty watch tag!
Is that black figure her conscience?
Whoever it is, he looks like he’s giving himself a five knuckle shuffle right in her ear hole!
Because of people like you, England is going down the toilet. Rater than standing up and saying no to immigration you want to abuse a women. What is the difference between you and a idiot living in a muslim country abusing women.
Most of you are just pathetic, try standing up and be counted. Because of you lot Cameron will end up letting Turkey in and end up turning this country into Islamic republic. What did you all do when Blair let the Eastern Europeans in? Might have had a go at Blair’s wife.
Yes and you Anonymous are the one who will save this nation you are our only hope, only you know the true situation, only you have the answer! God help all with sanctimonious twats like you in charge..
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!
You sad, sad fucker.
Somebody cant take a joke, learn the difference you sad fucker.
Proof that, contrary to popular wisdom, you can polish a turd after all, but it isn’t worth the effort…
She looks so fragile and trustworthy.
I am off now for my daily counselling session.
What an UGLY FUCKING WHORE !
You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.
Glamorous my arse, she looks even more like a boy !
I bet she loves it in her chocolate starfish, I would love to spend a few hours plundering it.
No. She doesn’t have a conscience – she’s an MP.
Yvette Balls is Totty….. are you insane!?
Watch out for the next IPSA expenses claims for the haircut and make-up as “necessary to perform her parliamentary business.”
I think she’s totty, she’s lovely – very cute
You are Ed Balls or a telegraph journo and i claim my five pounds
Better than Dave’s horse, sorry wife.
You like transmen?
R.A.P.E.
Rage Against the Political Elite.
Use a word that they use to invade, attack our civil liberties and invade countries and wage WAR.
Fuckin tools haven’t worked out they are being played. Bliar was an actor spending our cash at the behest of his girlfreinds I mean Mandies mates the Rockerfella’s. Get the daft cu-ts into dept and we will rob them of their country, We can take the NHS off them for starters. ha ha. The daft European’s will be next infact if we can starve them they will give us anything. Wnker politicians and Political pundits Lie like basrtds . We dont have to wake up this time as you will be out of your house shortly as soon as we borrow from the IMF at 15%
I’d Plate her
I have done – 20 years ago.
happy days
wtf is plate?
Tags: Labour, Paper bag, 10 pints beautiful, Tranny, Man Hands, etc.
A double bagger
Excuse the “for review” across the pic, using an app at work!
She looks as if she has lost a a million pounds but found a solitary pound.
Fcuk Me, that’s inflation for you! In my day the saying went; you look like you’ve lost a fiver and found a shilling.
Well since the early 60′s we have had very high inflation, compare what you could buy with a tanner (21/2p to you) and what the same amount 2.5p would buy you now (cons and liebore governments)
It used to be lost a pound found a tanner
Guido you are being very unkind.
Talking about this Yvette Cooper glaming up.
The posting a picture of a pig with some lipstick, and clearly in pain.
I’m no vet but it looks like it could be badly constipated.
W.W.
Balls dear boy, Balls
I think it’s a definite improvement, a better look than before. If only she could change some of the claptrap that comes out of her mouth. What she does with her eyebrows makes her look insincere, so there’s still more work for the image consultants to do there.
Of course, Labour spokespeople needn’t think they can surf back to popularity with a makeover and constant soundbites on news channels. They first need to hold up their hands and admit they wrecked the country’s finances before anyone will believe they’ve truly changed and can be trusted to run the country again.
Yvette looks permanently run down and tired. I dont think she can juggle all the balls properly; housewife, mother , chatelaine of a property portfolio, MP, shadow cabinet member, etc. Is she anaemic ? You can see why she spouts such impulsive nonsense.
Guido missed off the “k” from “dye”. Easy mistake to make.
Nevertheless, I would. It would give me great pleasure, and sustain the stiffness, to think that I was causing Ed Balls mental grief by shagging his missus. It’s only a fair return for the mental grief that he has caused an entire nation.
The only way to deal with immigration is to sercue our borders, to do that we need to leave the EU , I know that, you all know that, Dave knows that and dave knows that we know that and dave knows that we know that he knows we know that. Wake up and smell the coffee.
Give us the referendum we want and need.
O unhappy Vince, knickers all a-twist
Can the poor old relic be Brahms and Liszt?
There’s no chance that Dave’s going to shut that door
What he’s peddling is talk and nothing more
Would that be an AV referendum or is it First Past the (Border) Post?
Is it? Cameron think it is by cutting 9,500 staff from border agency.
To be fair they haven’t exactly secured the borders, so what’s the point of them? They are glorified stats counters.
Hire some more and put the army in our borders (beaches, ports, etc) rater then sending them ill equipped to fight wars that does’t concern us.
They are all abroad fighting B’Liars wars.
No self-respecting soldier wants to guard our borders. That’s why we’ve got civil servant and jobsworth copper shites.
Send us into harm’s way with an UN mandate. That’s what we’re for.
Unfortunately leaving the EU won’t be anywhere enough. It will still leave Britain riddled with a political class that is at best indifferent to the native population, and at worst openly hostile to it.
The British establishment will need to be physically forced to make it start looking after the interests of this country and its people.
You all vote for them and there is nothing stopping you from standing in an election. So what the problem.
Well said, though the way things have gone in the past few years you would have to someone who has conections, preferably worked in party HQ, and as often said on this blog never had a proper job.
That goes for all parties!
“The British establishment will need to be physically forced to make it start looking after the interests of this country and its people.”
The British establishment has no interest in us,,never has,, ,, they have lied and lied and lied again about the EU,,,we have been served by prime ministers who are little better than Traitors,,,I,m almost including Mrs Thatcher however she at least started to pull out.
Promised and then cancelled referendums from Blair, brown and Cameron,,yes promised then cancelled,,why ,,, because they are part of the establishment. OH and include our great (we will soon be using the Euro) Queen.
We have all kinds of oufits trying to get a referendum but its all bull,,, because if people are really serious about getting out of the EU,,is by exterminating the establishment using bullets and bombs,,,its sad,,painful but the only way,,,,,,,,,,,,,,if you want an establishment that looks after the British people first you have to exterminate the current one.
Ah yes, but with the EU scum off our backs we can begin to treat the political class as they deserve to be treated not as the EU say they should be treated. I could see many Romanian Christmases on that schedule.
you can put lipstick on a ………………… well you know the rest of the quote
Excuse me, Capt Apollo but could you please apologise for that slur on pigs?
Yvette? Strange name for a bloke.
That is a boy in the video isn’t it?
For a second I thought it was Mark Owen, the tiny one out of Take That.
She looks sad; perhaps as the daughter of a mandarin she has at last realised that her principles were compromised by joining that screwball bunch of malevolent clowns called the Labour party and then marrying one of the most noxious endogenous ( remember that little gem?) was one huge ghastly nightmare and that her career is over. Unless she did a full slime move like those creeps Woodward and Quentin D.
Nah.
Ed’s smelly, unwashed & smeg-rich three-inch “manhood” is rammed up her sphincter.
Hence the face like a lodging-house cat.
I look much happier, especially when Mrs Cameron wears skirts and I curl up by her feet when she’s standing and take a peek.
Better then marrying a lady boy, having kids from some one else and pretending to be a family. Just so lady boy can get elected.
Doesn’t look exactly happy does she?….maybe Balls has been demanding the conjugal rights again………..yuch!……MIND BLEACH!!!!!
It’s her moodie I-feel-empathy-for-poor-people mush. Pure bollucks.
How come both Balls’ have had their facial carbuncles removed? I think we should be told.
It’s all on MPs expenses – used to make them look more electable. Cor that plastic surgery cost us taxpayers a bomb. Unfortunately they couldn’t do anything about the blinking – he’d have to stop lying.
At least Labour can claim to have two transgender mps now……..
You can’t polish a turd.
Although you can roll it in glitter!
Not a patch on my girlfriend in either hair style.
PICTURE.
As my partner’s a non-EU citizen I can’t get her a visa for a short stay in the UK. Her visa application was rejected today, saying she doesn’t have enough money.
That’s bullshit. She has an HSBC credit card with credit of thousands plus a bank balance which would enable to stay at The Ritz for a month. The Borders Agency say they don’t believe the money is hers to dispose of. No right of appeal against such lunacy, of course.
I thought David Cameron was trying to help the economy, not destroy it.
What woz the efnik origin of the bod who interviewed her? ten to one somebody from the so subcontinent called
You can when its been fossilised
‘glamorous new look’?
Surely this is just a revisit to the boyish, pixie look of years past. Personally I think it ages her by ten years.
What is it about Socialist women and their need to degender themselves?
Err, Magda Balls is what gender precisely?
Ghillie.
That’s Tony Curtis
or maybe Jack Lemmon, definitely not Marilyn Monroe anyway.
“stirring”? but not of the loins…
Her expression suggests she needs a course of Canasten.
A slight improvement. Now she has to work on her pathetic personality and thick as shit ideas. I give her 2 /10 for effort. Keep yer bangers in luv!
Stick her in a burrkha.
Why have they got a bloke in the background having a piss?
Well labour have been takin the piss out of taxpayers for the last 14 years.
Should have been Chicken Ticka Masala, as this is a British invention.
Never mind the makeover, I just heard her interviewed on BBC and her voice sounded much lower than usual. Voice coaching new appearance = leadership bid. Poor Mr Milliband.
Quite long but a fun read
http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/libertarian-liberties/
THAT’S glamming up? She still looks a right munter to me.
Three weeks ago she looked about 57.
Now she looks about 47.
She’s got that perpetual look of
concern chiseled onto her boat race though.
Get rid of that and I’d take her to the pictures
if she insisted.
Take her to see Sucker Punch.
Sorry, I meant give her a punch.
Give the lad Coops a break! He is making an effort to get the tranny vote.
I think we can all agree that Ed is a very lucky man indeed.
They deserve each other that’s for sure!
Who’s we?
Which Ed?
She looks like a moose!
If you woke up next to that you would do a runner pretty quickly!!!!
I am thinking Mo Money (Film)
And i bet she paid for it on expenses.
Am I glam?
Can’t polish a turd.
It’s Yvette’s fisrt night at the parliamentary escort agency. I told her to smarten up, trim her pubes and get a vajazzle, sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. Anyway, she’s had a nice long bath in Dettol, so there’s no trace of Ed’s slime about her person, and it’s only £75 tonight, so roll up men, first served, first cum.
But, Mr Farter-Ruck, what still puts me off is that she still has – cough – equipment…
A lot of clients like that, but if you’d rather not you’ll have to pay the full £150 for Luciana Berger, I can guarantee no unpleasant surprises.
We think she looks a tad better but we wouldn’t give her one!
Speak for yourself
Looks like a BBC Bulldyke.
My client Ms Clare Balding regards that statement as an act of scandalum magnatum. She is the BBC bulldyke, and will not be defamed by comparison to Mrs Testes in this matter. Your remittance of twenty grand (cash, no Gregories) by return, ta.
Slapher!
She looks like a an ugly boy.
Phallus Dei.
Anus Felis
Less a hardhead catfish than an anchovy, I would suggest.
Anus horribilis.
You can’t polish a turd
But you can buy it a vajazzle.
She looks like Ed Balls with makeup. Coincidence?
Not at all. Fat Ed is a most unconvincing tranny, though he carries the Nazi look off well. “Yvette” however is quite passable, more chaps than you would imagine have got a surprise handful, but by then you’ve paid your money and may as well go through with it, you never know, you might like it.
Coops wouldn’t be any more attractive if she wrapped herself in £50 notes – she will always remain tainted by association with The Slime King.
Its the new, innocent pleading, look. Everyone will be doing it soon.
If that is her “glaming” up , then i would hate to see her first thing in the morning.
Chocolate Speedway anyone?….her words…not mine.
When she is naked, she looks like a plucked pidgeon! Fowl!
Sky got Bad Al on to talk about bipolar disorder in relation to the Zeta Jones story. The only time I want to see Campbell’s name mentioned in the news is with the words “Has died”.
Excuse the “for review” across the pic, using an app at work!
And the Hunt supports Burnley , They were in the news today as a well known sports star got into a little trouble over some tweets.
“A feeling of deadness inside” is surely a candidate for quote of the day.
Under Labour we have some of the worst cancer survival rates in the western world even Albania and Romania have better outcomes.
We chose to have other political priorities.
So maybe your wish could come true and Alister Campbell could become another NHS statistic.
No more Boom and Bust.
“I don’t know why people have such a tough time getting a seat on the tube. I find that if I start speaking in Arabic, I get the whole carriage to myself”.
Under Labour we have some of the worst cancer survival rates in the western world even Albania and Romania have better outcomes.
What’s a few thousand dead Britons when there’s more important stuff to spend money on like foreign ‘aid’, pointless wars, the EU dictatorship and assorted eco scams.
He looks haunted.
Jolly good.
And money my expenses – don’t forget my expenses for cleaning my flat – and Sarah’s. Well, it used to be mine so it’s almost the same thing.
Bet she is wearing Ed’s favourite perfume. Poison!
She is not the Vogue with that Vague expression!
She’s rrright minger aye?
Our election song.
I hardly recognised Gordon Brown done up in leathers. Was he wearing a wig?
She’s not bad for a politician, but it’s nauseating to think of Ed Balls-deep in her (geddit?)
Yeah, and judging by the look on her face, she’s begging for a orgasm as he’s a 3-second wonder…
My Labrador does a face like that when he wanted to hump your leg.
Not bad for a politician??? She looks like Anne Diamond with constipation. THIS is what passes for totty at Westminster??? By ‘eck, ‘appens it’s enough to drive any red-blooded Yorkshireman into the arms of a young male aide.
She’s no Kuenssberg.
I’ve heard Anita Arnand goes like a train.
Goodbye boring Bob
I knew she/he reminded me of someone.
http://tinyurl.com/6cdwkjc
Her hemorrhoids are playing up again. Nurse, order more anusol, dear!
Most of the Shadow Cabinet suffer from the old Farmer Giles, it comes from Grim Gordon the Gurning Gobshite’s habit of fisting them without lube, he was always too mean to spend his wee baubies on a tub of Vaseline, even on expenses.
Hmmm? I think we will give the contract to Miss Widdecombe. Next!
She has no class! Meow!
A pig in knickers !!
So we’ve just had the evil fat hag nurses moaning about the NHS and the evil Tories wanting to re-organise the ‘best health system in the world’ (don’t laugh now)
And yet today we find that we have the most stillborn babies in any developed Country.
How can this be with the finest healthcare system on the planet? What about those evil yanks who throw babies onto the streets if they don’t have a credit card?
She’d make a dildo go limp
Comment of the day me thinks!!!
The Elephant Man met her and said “Goddamn, you one ugly motherfucker!”
I see the BBC have been attacking Cameron all day over immigration. The BBC are of course fully in favour of Islam taking over the fucking Country.
I just wonder if the BBC would be so keen on immigration from the EU if the Government got the BBC to fire all its ugly female hags and employ cute blonde Polish autocuties on £10 an hour (well above the minimum wage by the way)
Anyone want to bet the beeboids (and their Cocaine suppliers) wouldn’t be so keen on ‘multi culturism then?
If you can’t get a visa to come for the wedding of the year or the olympics farce, get in touch. We feel your pain and need pathetic drivel to keep us troughing.
+10
Well said.
But once again the BBC distances itself even more from most of the licence payers who will agree with Cameron. The BBC is indulging in the usual lefty circle jerk opinion making that the Guardian loves so much as well.
Bob!
I’m rather disturbed by the ad here for the urine stain remover. Is Gordon Brown now a reader?
Fucking hell, she looks suicidal. Mind you, the thought of sharing anything with that toad of a husband is enough to make anyone suicidal.
She still looks like a cabbage on a stick.
Goodbye boring Bob! Oi! I wouldn’t touch her Balls!
From the centre of the action to a conjurer’s distraction.
These posts are not important.
TTFG.
Champion. Stick the lad in the fridge, havit for me supper! Gotta keep an eye on my bullmania I does do I.
Yvette Cooper still talking without saying anything. Let’s have some more of that false sincerity Yvette.
Duffy, Pilgrim and now Cooper, get the sick bucket quick!
Love the way she injects are few northern vowels even though she wa raised in a posh part of Hampshire.
she got bubbled for that on TV a while ago. she went to Oxford by the way.
Immigration Policy? It is so simple. The entire world is welcome in Britain. The stupider, crazier, more diseased and or corrupt the better. And once here getting greater entitlements than the British Aborigine Suckers who fund it all through their great grandchildrens’ mortgaged futures, if indeed they have any.
Liblabcnukipgreen, they are all pissing in the same pot. Their intention is simply to destroy Britain.
NO TO AV, It is ballox.
And don’t forget- if they break the law, kill an innocent child in a road accident or simply fraudulently claim benefits, they are allowed to remain because removing them is an infringement of their right to a family life.
What a f*cking joke.
My partner and I do not abide by the law, pay our taxes and lead a decent life for scum like this to take the piss out of the system thanks to grasping lawyers and ridiculous human rights legislation.
Failing to deal with it is only storing up massive problems for the future.
My vote for quote of the day – goes to Gilded Tumbril.
Gilded – I just said something similar but the modbot has grabbed it. Well said sir.
That’s glamorous?
She looks about as glamorous as her odious husband would in twinset and pearls.
Nope. She still looks like a shit on a stick.
Probably smells just like that down under – no thanks if it were a freebie I’d pass.
Yvette, call Mark Oaten.
Is this “Yvette glams up” and pic an entry into the Fail Blog ?
Alan Douglas
Goes to show, you can’t polish a turd ……. but you can put glitter on it
You can fill a whores mouth with hot creamy cum but you cant make her swallow.
An extra tenner usually works wonders.
Useless sack of s**t- and that’s her good point.
More Tatty than Totty
I see the BBC are now accepting that the PM’s net immigration figures were correct after ridiculing them yesterday. It’s just a shame it was hidden away in the “comedy” i-PM part of PM on Radio 4…….
Meanwhile, I wouldn’t touch I’ve-eat Balls with mine. And that’s saying something: mine’s rank, and has no shame.
Looks as though she just taken one in the tradesman’s entrance
She looks likes she sitting on an ice lolly
It would take a lot more than a new hairdo…
She could work for me!
I misread the headline as “Yvette Clams Up”. You can imagine my disappointment when I read on.