April 14th, 2011

Unison “Nurse” is Privately Pocket Lining Too

Remember our good friend Nurse Pilgrim? She’s the taxpayer-funded, full time Unison union-worker who made up details of a meeting with Lansley that she didn’t attend. Well it appears that whilst we pay for her to work for a trade union she’s lining her pockets in the private sector. Not content with depriving St George’s Tooting of a frontline active nurse, Jane Pilgrim has her own private consultancy firm Pilgrim Way:

“Pilgrimway” beleave [sic.] that Staff engagement and happiness produce productive and successful companies and services. Our consultant “Jane Pilgrim” is an award winner in partnership working and has been able to lead successful staff engagement projects, in the NHS to improve customer care ,work relationships and create great places to work.

We are able to offer packages designed for your needs:-
Team Building
Customer Service Training
Staff Engagement workshops”

Guido’s first thought was “do St George’s know about this?”. Well he hopes this is news to them, but has a feeling they tacitly endorse it. Especially given Alan Thorne, the hospital’s absurdly titled and salaried “Director of Transformation” (paid around £95 – £100,0000 last year) is featured in a photograph on the site:

Thorne and Pilgrim work closely together at St Georges. Do they have a private professional relationship too? Given she’s a burden on the taxpayer full-time, one fellow Unison figure pondered to Guido how this outside consultancy is possibly compatible with her day job? Sadly Nurse Pilgrim is still not talking to Guido. Time to go above her head…


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Snout in the trough!

    Hang her!

  2. 2
    Stan Butler says:

    Another heifer. Why are so many nurses fat?

  3. 3
    J-Man says:

    Pilgrim is exactly why we need NHS Reform. Wasting thousands of pounds to pay her to be a “nurse” while she only does UNISON business. DISGRACE. What are union contribution fees for, if not to pay for their staff!?

  4. 4
    J-Man says:

    Pilgrim’s a nurse?

  5. 5
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Hang on Guido, As she is a nurse doesnt she have to comply with eu working directive thingy and if she is doing two jobs , is she a risk to pataints as she has not had enough rest?

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    I’m sorry can you re-post this in Urdu please.

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    I was not me it was the other three says:

    Its she who needs reform

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    TJB says:

    Good to see that he has a certificate there, that must mean that everything is ok in the NHS.

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    The contact address is 6 Crescent Rd Kingston, Surrey KT27QR, well worth checking what it looks like on Google Street View.

    Not a bad little pad for an underpaid nursey.

  10. 10

    Time to go above her head.

    That’s positively disgusting.

  11. 11

    Dieticians. Do as I say, not as I eat.

  12. 12
    JuliaM says:

    Professional ethics? What professional ethics?

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    I would be interested to see what sort of awards this woman has won, and whether any of them are actually recognised here.

    She doesn’t run a nursing agency as well, does she? I’ve heard it’s a very lucrative business to be in.

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    les says:

    So what are you waiting for?

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    Stepney says:

    Jesus Christ – what a tale of non-job /tax waste/ liberal wank fantasy/ paid-for indulgence this is turning out to be.

    Sack the fucking lot of them and let the Doctors work in peace.

    The NHS is supposed to be safe with this lot then? It fucking cuts both ways you greedy, useless shits.

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    400,000 nurses. Unbelievable.

  17. 17
    QWERTY says:

    Now you know why I think nurses are fucking scum.

  18. 18
    Professor Henry Brubaker, Institute for Studies says:

    Good work Guido, please keep on exposing the greed and theft from the public purse that these worthless parasites somehow believe they are entitled to.

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Blimey! Very nice. No wonder she doesn’t want to do the bedpan rounds any more.

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Guido’s gone a bit dual personality.
    One thinks he’s in italy, the other busy finding out about the old nursey.

    Anyways Guido-Hari, did you see that the web hosting for a three page website was three quid a month.

  21. 21
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    But what is her view on AV?

  22. 22
    "Nurse" Pilgrim says:


  23. 23
    Rev Andrew Lansley says:

    “My first avowed intent was to be a pilgrim”

    Amen to that

  24. 24
    "Nurse" Pilgrim says:

    Gudio, I think the blog could do with my services. I’m willing to come into your office for some motivation sessions? Ring me babes.

  25. 25

    7 million more of them, thanks to the Glorious Turnip picking revolution of 1997 – 2010.

    Meanwhile, we pay the bloated Stella belching “unemployed” £65 a week (plus perks like rent, council tax etc) to sit on the sofa in nylon football shirts and Poles and Latvians are filling the fields with crops and their wallets with hard cash to take back to their homelands. Sangatte still has an enormous queue of “chancers” from the ‘Stans ready to try their luck at the land of milk and honey welfare pot.

    Quote of the day comes from a leaflet I downloaded from Tower Hamlets

    “In Somalia, you worked six days and chewed khat one day. In England, you chew khat seven days.”


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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    On the other hand better than being told not to eat pies by someone who clearly never has ever been tempted by one.

    It’d be like getting hair cair advice from Duncan-smith

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    In UK old women put Khats in the bin.

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    Penfold says:

    Thanks for the exposure Guido.
    If this is replicated across the NHS then we are talking of some very serious money going down the drain.
    I have no doubt that Pilgrim has been tacitly allowed to get on with her private affairs, probably whilst supposedly on duty at St George’s for union duties.
    It stinks. It sucks.

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    Anonymous says:

    Don’t forget the time she has to run a charity as well from the same address as her private company! http://www.charitychoice.co.uk/charitydetailsbrief.asp?ref=157199

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    Deep Who says:

    Someone posted a link of this on the initial thread yesterday – I remember because I added a comment to it. Took you a while to pick that one up Guido – and you should give credit to the initial poster.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    How many more are there like her. Wonder how many are winding up the unrest within the NHS.
    The days of cushy Labour funded jobs within the NHS are soon to be over.

  32. 32
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    …..and surely she can’t give both jobs 100%. The Union should have something to say about this.

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    Right around the corner from Quango Media Group.

    I might pop round with the camera phone.

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    Stepney says:

    And just look at the fancy raiments your taxes pay for at whatever mutual back-slapping the two gorgeous wastes-of-space were snapped at.

    Anti-cancer drugs and elderly patient care or ballgowns, champagne and dinner jackets…

    Hmmm, let me see…

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The one in the grey dress looks ok.

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    Smokin' Butt says:

    Heh. Nice.

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    Comrade Paul T says:

    “”Pilgrimway” beleave [sic.] that Staff engagement and happiness produce productive and successful companies and services. ”

    I BELIEVE in spell check as well…

  38. 38
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Cameron lying over dealing with immigration. I’m ashamed to admit i voted for this useless lying shyster.

    It’s B&P for me from now on. Nice to see Burnley elected a B&P mayor.

  39. 39

    Positively Oatenesque, Bill.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    You sure?

  41. 41
    Dog Whistle says:

    You racist white bastard

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    Anonymous says:

    Happiness in the workplace? I’n not here to be happy – I’m here to earn money. Have I missed something?

  43. 43
    Billy Bowden's on Benefits says:

    I wank so much I can’t see much any more

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    Beast of ward b says:

    I hate to say it but I would probably f*** her given half a chance
    Big knockers, a nice wobbling butt and she has a nice pension pot
    A tuscan chum of mine who is a fan of “big units” is probably doing a spot of “trouser nursing” and wishing that the wife would leave the house to himself, the computer and his best friend Mr Happy

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    the last quango in paris says:

    i think the guy news room could do with her expertise.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    ““Pilgrimway” beleave [sic.] that Staff engagement and happiness produce productive and successful companies and services”

    Typo Guido , second word.

    Yes i know the irony….

  47. 47
    Jane Pilgrim says:

    Leave me alone! I like money!

  48. 48
    Billy Bowden's on Benefits says:

    All day long I surf this site,
    Spouting off a load of shite.
    I don’t work at all you see,
    You silly fuckers pay for me.

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    Doctor Doctor I feel undervalued and ill treated.

    Don’t talk with your mouth full nurse.

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    Goldbug says:

    Union subs are to fund fat cat executives spouting left wing drivel and to fund the Labour party to steal taxpayers money to give to champagne socialist, team building, bullshit artists like the Pilgrim female.

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    Deep Who says:

    Billy, [sic] means he is aware of the error but is transcribing verbatim from the site. Seriously, like has been discussed before on here are you 1) dyslexic, 2) thick as pigshit or 3) kidding? And on benefits I hear.

  52. 52
    Beast of burnley says:

    It was a B&Q mayor
    Hes over 60 , is clueless and situated in a place no f****** with an IQ over50 would ever visit

  53. 53
    The Boss says:

    Well stop fucking surfing this site then you lazy c-unt.

  54. 54
    Jane Pilgrim is a minger says:

    Funny how socialists want socialism for everyone but themselves.

  55. 55
    Tater's on lunchbreak alert says:

    ..erm..i’ll have..erm..big mac meal..erm..milkshake and erm…another big mac meal.

  56. 56
    Harry the Camel says:


    Engage Ms Pilgrim, the first step is

    Step 1
    Arrange a free appointment to discuss your needs

    What, is she on flexi or off sick whilst attending this meeting..???

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    socialism is a mental illness says:

    He’s a director of WHAT! Transformation! That’s a bloody non-job if ever! This is where the money leeches away to Guido, lay into these bastards, be brutal, hound them to their rightful doom, nay, nemesis.

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    Billy Bowden's on Benefits says:

    Looks like you like pie ‘n chips you horrible slag

  59. 59
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    No , I work and i didnt know what “Sic” meant.

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Hannan is a stooge. If he really believes what he says, he should join UKIP.

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    MB. says:

    Is it a registered company? Isn’t there supposed to be the full company name, registration number etc on the website?

    The domain seems to be registered through VistaPrint …..

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    Gweedos tea party says:

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    Fatty Fawkes Fuckwitted Tea Party Propaganda says:

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    Deep Who says:

    My guesses are 1) public sector non-job, 2) pro criminal or 3) window cleaner.

  65. 65
    Mike Hunt says:

    So do I but I work for mine, not leach it off the hard working taxpayer.

    Now fuck off and get yourself a proper job.

  66. 66
    Mary Maguire says:

    Fack off you facking fackers and leave us a facking lone

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Never mind winding up the unrest within the NHS – they’re winding up the NHS. Period.

    Do St Georges (and other hospitals) pay this woman for her business services – and if they do – is it at full rate?

    I’ll bet it is.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Nope , Private sector long hours and very dull.

  69. 69
    Billy Bowden's on Benefits says:

    No wonder you’re such a fat c u n t

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    House three doors down sold last year for £900K according to Zoopla

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest bumhire ever ! says:

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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Judging by her looks and her predilection for troughing I suggest she should change her surname from ‘ Pilgrim to Pig Grim

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    …and some of them are quite good, either in the looks department or at their job. Only some of them though, not most of them.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Good work Guido, please keep on smearing nurses as I’m sure Cameron appreaciates it while he shits on Lansley and his nutty reforms.

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    B&P are making gains at grassroots level all over former Labour heartlands. More councilors, 2 MEPs and now a mayor. Once they have a local powerbase in a town/city then they will be well placed to topple sitting MPs.

    It’s only a matter of time. Tick tock :-)

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    Fubar Saunders says:

    Too right. Get them cross hairs out Guido, take the bitch down!!

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    Wavy Davy says:

    Reshuffle time for you soon

  78. 78
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Security guard Billy?

  79. 79
    Anonymous says:

    …and the public support them but they think politicians and their cretinous spinners are cun’ts.

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    Engineer says:

    Another early candidate for an ‘Efficiency Saving’. And people wonder why we spend £120 billion a year, but the wards don’t have enough nurses….

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    No longer porkbusting. Doing PR for Dave is far more lucrative. says:

    Good thing no politicians have second jobs or Lansley wasn’t caught taking £ thousands from a private healthcare company or this would look pathetic.

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    Harpic Control. says:

    GFuido seems to have Splatbots, Rebuttbotts and Moderbotts.

    These are no doubt hard wired to the Bottymaster control laptop situated in a tatty briefcase kept under the stairs with the spiders and broken golf clubs, or in times of a pending writ shower, about his person at all times.

    Bott calibration can be a hit and miss affair which sometimes backfires, pretty much like the “Rich and Marks Monday Morning View” which is actually meant to be very unfunny and an award winner in this respect.

    Having a dual personality helps GFuido get the latest dirt on scum.

    Or so I’m told

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    Fatfuck Pickles and his bumbling buffoonery says:

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    And he wears a wing collar. Oik.

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Jane Pilgrim, Staff side chair and co-lead for the project said
    “The unions were invited to be involved from the outset in applying for the successful bid and I was invited to co-lead the project with Alan Thorne, Director of Transformation. We formed a One Team board which I chaired and which included 50% staff side representatives and the other half HR and management. We helped to decide the branding, logo, and names for the project. Union representatives were involved in the training and I led one of the service safaris. Throughout the project unions have been involved in planning and administration and delivery.
    Overall, One Team is about giving great service to our colleagues and treating each other with respect.”

    One question. How much did all this cost, Ms. Pilgrim?

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    Joss Tasking says:

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    from Spain says:

    Just nip down to the local hospital all the Brits have interpreters when they go in the speak with the specialists

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    Jimmy says:

    The real scandal of course that even a senior, experienced nurse is so badly paid under this government that she has to take a second job to make ends meet. Kudos to Guido for highlighting this.

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    [Yawn] Seen it before.

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    Andrew Efiong says:

    Excellent work Guido.

  91. 91
    Bye Bye NHS reforms says:

    ANDREW Lansley pocketed £12,000 a year before the election working for a firm whose clients included drugs giants and fast food groups.

    The Health Secretary made £1,073 a month at marketing firm Profero, which has worked for drugs firm GlaxoSmithKline, Pizza Hut and Pepsi, the Commons register of MPs’ interests shows.

    He has already been criticised for letting firms set their own fat, sugar and salt levels over the Food ­Standards Agency. He quit after a ban on second jobs a year ago.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    She doesnt even attend to patiants, She is a union lacky

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    Loungelizard says:

    Just had a look at the Pilgrim site, looks like a front to me. Is it based in Soho?

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    David Cameron's health reforms risk destroying the NHS, says Tory doctor says:

    David Cameron is warned by a Tory MP and family doctor that his health reforms could “destroy” the National Health Service.

    Key elements of the major re-organisation were “completely unrealistic” and “doomed to fail”.

  95. 95
    Joss Taskin says:

    NAME THIEF !!!

  96. 96
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    What? £43,000 is badly paid?

    I don’t think so.

  97. 97
    get a life you sad lonely loser says:

    And you are Guido’s peewee kiwi lackey.

  98. 98
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Yes. The poor dear has hardly any imagination so has to resort to posting under other people’s names.


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    Sapailo says:


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    Senile-old-twat says:

    [Yawn] Heard it before.

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    Engineer says:

    Hang on a minute. I may be missing something, but I thought hospitals were supposed to be there to treat patients. Where does all this “great service to our colleagues” come into it? What about some “great service to patients”?

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    According to the services on her website:
    “Step 6: Support with embedding on going [sic.] systems within your organisation.”

    Support with embedding – will this do, Beast?

  103. 103
    Anonymous says:

    Her website looks like it was designed in MS Frontpage circa 1997.

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    Duck House Blues says:

    It is for an MP.

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    The website isn’t exactly comprehensive, is it.

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    Then I won’t tell you how much those flats across the river sell for.

    Used to be a Travis Perkins there. Quango construction offered them 2.5 million for the one acre plot about ten years ago. They told us to get stuffed as they could, and did, get at least double.
    Didn’t even have planning permission then.

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    Fuckwit detector beeps loudly and says says:

    That would be “Fawkes’s”, fuckwit.

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    Cynical-old-bag says:


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    tardkiller says:

    hey guido, you gonna get Militant Medical Nurse to weigh in on this too, she dispairs at the managment and this is they type of timewasting scrum she detests

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    Pissed off says:

    This is excellent work. Called investigative journalism I believe…what the fuck are the paper’s doing writing about Kate Middleton’s hair/engagement ring being made smaller/ring being made bigger, when they should be exposing and humiliating lazy, superannuated, public sector, non-job Hunts like this? Nice one, Guido…

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    The Save the World Club, FFS. Obviously hero-worships Broon.

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    tardkiller says:

    sorry that should’ve been scum…. but given the size of the bitch, she could be a prop row all by herself

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    Engineer says:

    I know the feeling. So does ‘Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever !’, ‘Smoggie’, ‘Can’t Remember my Moniker’ and several others.

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    Who's sorry now ? says:

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    MP’s have to ask themselves why the B*P are now gaining ground.

    Are the general public really that p*ssed off?

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    Laughing at you says:

    tatty boy you need to stop this shitting yourself and calm down, you really are worth your weight in shit. hahaha

    pampers time again

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    Pissed off says:

    What planet are you on? Dick brain. Senior nurses are NOT badly paid. More to the point, she shouldn’t paid at all, as she doesn’t do any fucking nursing. Get rid of the lazy cow.

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    Engineer says:

    That’s interesting, Jimmy. So when Lansley had his unpopularity motion t’other day, how come none of the speakers at the Nurses’ conference mentioned underpayment as one of their gripes?

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    Anal Twat detector beeps loudly and says:

    I won’t point out your mistake as who would want to be a sad anal twat like you?

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    “Great service to patients” coming right up:


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    Grunter says:

    Pilgrim Way – not listed on Companies House

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    Unison head office says:

    Yes very true! how does she make ends meet on her £30.000+ with London living extras plus union benefits and her private consultancy ! the poor love must be living off soup and hard tack keeping her crappy little hovel going!! oh the humanity! I mean it’s only worth hundreds of thousands [weeps] and just think there are nasty baby killer Tories and their evil henchmen millionaires just round the corner who let her live in this poverty !

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    Laughing at you tat says:

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    Laughing at you says:

    Im just concerned about your runny bottom, this is getting kind of embarassing.

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    Loungelizard says:

    Think it is, you just need to know the code.

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    Senile-old-Cun't says:

    tatty boy you need to stop this shitting yourself and calm down, you really are worth your weight in shit. hahahahaha

    pampers time again

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    Another Engineer says:


    Amongst their donors/supporters:
    Richmond & Kingston Primary Care Trust

    Not sure this is anything to do with this horror show though.

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    Joss Saying says:

    pampers time again Engineer

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    Clarence says:

    ‘“Pilgrimway” beleave that Staff engagement and happiness produce productive and successful companies and services.

    ‘Our consultant “Jane Pilgrim” is an award winner in partnership working…’

    I am deeply suspicious.

    Firstly, I have never seen ‘believe’ spelt like that.

    Secondly, in her website’s blurb she is described as”Jane Pilgrim”, rather than Jane Pilgrim. This suggests she is not a real person or uses a made-up name.

    This leads me to believe that Jane Pilgrim – like National Treasure Gillian Duffy – is not what she seems.

    Jane Pilgrim is, in fact, Derek Draper.

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    the last quango in paris says:

    serious question – why are so many nurses overwright? I’m no model myself but I was at the Drs the other day and the ‘diabetes nurse’ waddled past – how can you take ‘advice’ from her?

    Also, how can you make a hospital a nice way to work? it is full of sick people. You are there to try and heal them not have contemplation suites and massage in your spare time.

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    South of the M4 says:

    If Lansley wants a transformation within the NHS, and he is Director of Transformation – but disagrees – exactly what is he responsible for transforming?

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    Anonymous says:

    When you nip round with your camera phone, have a look to see if this address is a house or flats, or all offices. If it is a domestic house, I’m sure Guido will syndicate the story lucratively, and the Quango-cam will be handsomely rewarded.

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    @Kilkeal says:

    I do not like the anglosaxon c word, why not use berk, it means the same, rhyming slang Berkely hunt.

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    William Hague says:

    Even I’d be embarrased to be the kind of creepy twit who couldn’t stop talking about runny bottoms.

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    I rarely resort to the ad hominem. However, on this occasion, to depart from my normal practice will be a pleasure. She is an ugly, obese, smug, ignorant, state-fed type of woman that might as well have “Labour voter” inked all over her surface in black 50-point. She represents everything in life that I detest.

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    South of the M4 says:

    Parkinsons law.

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    the last quango in paris says:

    sounds a bit ‘I have a dream’ to me:

    Jane Pilgrim, Staffside Secretary, said: “This project will help to motivate, empower and inspire our staff at grass roots. I see this as the beginning of a new positive culture for St George’s. There will be a day, not too far away, when all staff feel that they are valued and appreciated and treated as partners rather than employees.”

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    Andrew Lansley bankrolled by private healthcare provider says:

    Andrew Lansley, the shadow health secretary, is being bankrolled by the head of one of the biggest private health providers to the NHS, The Daily Telegraph can disclose.

    John Nash, the chairman of Care UK, gave £21,000 to fund Andrew Lansley’s personal office in November.

    Mr Nash, a private equ ity tycoon, also manages several other businesses providing services to the NHS and stands to be one of the biggest beneficiaries of Conservative policies to increase the use of private health providers.

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    Chris Bryant Mark Oaten and Bent Bradshaw says:

    What does she charge for colonic irrigation?

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    only about 50% above the national average salary.

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    Laughing at you tat says:

    Do you have a runny bottom ?

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    Beast of burnley says:

    Mr Crescent
    During the last week due to a returning case of genital warts mini beast has been in the hands of many nurses (and a male chinese Dr)
    The last was a short fat Phillipina
    Next time I demand that uber MILF pilgrim blasts my cock with liquid nitrogen whilst it rests between her tits
    If you live on Mornington crescent Im a neighbour

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    ROFL! says:

    Is she a Belgain Banker wanker ?

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    Laughing at you says:

    Calm down! Im just concerned about you shitting yourself all the time, as i said before i will not have it on my conscience if you shit yourself at the fabian societys annual conference AGAIN you made a right mess last time.

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    LMFAO! says:

    You are Mark Oaten and I claim my 50p.

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    South of the M4 says:

    Doesn’t have to be. It just has to be enough to provide a front so that no one questions all the NHS consultancy contracts she gets for doing stuff that should be the remit of NHS management. That, along with pretending to be a socialist. Nothing more than disguised corruption.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Its like labour being bankrolled by the unions then.

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    Backwoodsman says:

    Nope you aren’t missing something, all public sector non-job scams involve similar crap to that !

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    Rob.c says:

    Even Wayne Rooney would turn his nose up at that fuckin ugly moose…….

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    Laughing at you Mark Oaten says:

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    Billy Bongo is the shittest tourist ever ! says:

    So you agree Lansley is as bad as Labour Billy Bumblefuck.

    But what are the New Zealand politicians like ?

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    Over me 'ead son says:


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    Blue Labour out says:

    Aren’t you?

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    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    She’ll be one of that lot pushing soft HRM over good, old-fashioned hard personnel policies where people actually worked (and were managed properly) for what they got paid.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Dunno , Never been to New Zealand.

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    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    Remind me again of a certain lady named Patricia Hewitt?

    I wonder what she is up to now?

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    twat bingo says:




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    UKCut says:

    And don’t forget the billions the NHS waste on such vital jobs as “communications”.

    Through work, I once came across a supremely flakey and lazy NHS Communications “Officer” earning around £80k a year. Her post was a rolling “temporarary’ 9-month contract.

    This meant she spent her first 3 months learning the ropes/being “handed-over” to by the previous occupant, the next 3 months was spent recruiting her replacement, followed by 3 months handing-over to the new person. The new person then repeated the process. As far as I can tell the only ahem “work” she did was to “initiate” a website project that never happened

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    Andrew Lansley says:

    No they are there to make a profit, or they would be if Wavy Davy hadn’t slapped me and my reforms down because the public told me to fuck off.

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    It’s not surprising that the NHS is on it’s knees. There are too many people using all the resources and not enough people paying for them.

    Anyone coming into the UK would be entitled to use the hospitals, but would have to pay for any treatment until they had paid into the system through UK taxation for 5 years. At least this would stop migrants coming in, using the service and leaving again. We can’t afford to pay for the world to use our NHS – but it sure feels like it at the moment.

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    She was a cun't too, so what ? says:

    Who gives a fuck ?

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    Left a reply for you on the last page, Engineer, in case you did not see it.

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    JH says:

    Type Guido – I doubt if even a trougher supreme such as Alan Thorne is paid £100,0000.


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    twat bingo says:

    Oh pooh
    Belgium doesnt rhyme with Troo

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    Laughing at you says:

    Your going to need more than 50p have you seen how much pampers cost these days.

    Or you could always opt for terry toweling, much cheaper.

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    foudnavoice says:

    English to Arabic translation
    تذكر صديقنا العزيز الحاج ممرضة؟ انها وبتمويل من دافعي الضرائب ، بدوام كامل يونيسون الاتحاد عامل الذين شكلوا تفاصيل لقاء مع Lansley أنها لم يحضر. كذلك يبدو أن بينما نحن ندفع لها للعمل من أجل النقابية انها بطانة جيوب لها في القطاع الخاص. ولم تكتف حرمان القديس جورج التزمير من ممرضة أحدث الخطوط الأمامية ، والحاج جين بلدها شركة استشارية خاصة “حاج الطريق” :

    “Pilgrimway” beleave [كذا] أن الموظفين المشاركة والسعادة تنتج شركات مثمرة وناجحة والخدمات. مستشار لدينا “جين الحاج” هو الفائز جائزة الشراكة في العمل واستطاعت أن تؤدي المشاريع الناجحة انخراط الموظفين ، في النظام الصحي الوطني لتحسين خدمة العملاء ، وعلاقات العمل وخلق أماكن كبيرة للعمل.

    نحن قادرون على تقديم حزم مصممة لتلبية الاحتياجات الخاصة بك : —
    بناء فريق
    خدمة العملاء التدريب
    الموظفين المشاركة ورش عمل ”

    الفكر غيدو الأولى كان “هل القديس جورج تعرف عن هذا؟”. إضافة إلى أنه يأمل هذا هو نبأ لهم ، ولكن لديه شعور بتأييده ضمنيا لها. خصوصا ألان ثورن ، وتحت عنوان المستشفى بعبثية وبأجر “المدير التحول” (دفعت حوالي £ 95 — £ 100،0000 العام الماضي) هي واردة في صورة على الموقع :

    ثورن والحاج العمل معا بشكل وثيق في فندق السان جورج. هل لديهم علاقة خاصة جدا المهنية؟ فكرت واحد الرقم يونيسون زميل نظرا انها تشكل عبئا على دافعي الضرائب في الوقت الكامل ، إلى غيدو كيف الاستشارات خارج متوافق مع وظيفتها ربما اليوم؟ للأسف لا يزال الحاج ممرضة لا نتحدث إلى غيدو. الوقت للذهاب فوق رأسها…

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    Dick the Prick says:

    WTF is a ‘service safari’ when it’s at home?

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    Ron E. says:

    She called Lansley a liar. That’s disgusting.

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    Just a thought says:



    She will have learned lessons.

    Now let’s move on.

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    JH says:

    Bollocks, a typo on a post about a typo.

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    I don’t suppose the Spanish pay for the interpreters either. The British have to pay for those out of their own pockets. Am I right?

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    ST says:

    Your right, my Mum’s a nurse, a thin one. She was getting some grief during a promoting health meeting, as the fact she smokes was seen as sending the wrong message.

    She lost her temper and said she’s perhaps listen if she wasn’t being lectured by a bunch of fat people, who feed themselves and their children shit. One of them burst in to tears.

    The lesson: don’t mess with my Mum.

    She has recently become a Union rep for a variety of reasons, I imagine it will get ugly when she tells them she thinks the community nursing should be commissioned from private companies.

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    UKCut says:

    I’m sure he will be soon, after the nasty cuts reduce his salary

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    You're nicked! says:

    I used to have a temperature until the nurse took it yesterday.

    Why do UNISON not pay their own staff and stop stealing from the taxpayer? This one is really on the make and her nursing colleagues are being taken for a ride. Common behaviour by union representatives who get their noses in the trough (first).

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Two words. Expense Account.

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    Laughing at Mark Oaten says:

    How are things being a laughing stock Mark ?

    Still pimping yourself out to Sky and the BBC to afford all your sick perverted Amazon buys?

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    Another Engineer says:

    No, it isn’t. The address is wrong. The Save The World Club is a neighbour.

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    Lord Ashcroft's Cat says:

    Ah, it would appear that Superintendent Socialist has allowed his favourite fuckwit out to play.

    Lovely. I’ll go and sharpen my claws. TaT’s on the menu this evening.

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    ST says:

    Smearing nurses?

    What part of this woman’s job involves nursing?

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    Laughing at you says:

    Don’t be like that tat im just concerned for you shitting yourself all the time, its becoming a bit of a habit.

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    loony lefty libcons says:

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    bergen says:

    Don’t be silly.The NHS exists primarily to provide jobs for its staff.La belle pilgrim is at least being honest about it even if she doesn’t mean to.

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    Laughing at you says:

    Make sure you wipe his bottom before serving him up, will not go so well with your mashed potato.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Be afraid, be very afraid. Jonah McDoom is about to be appointed head of the IMF.


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    The White Eared Elephant. says:

    Why are any of you surprised ?

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    Professor Henry Brubaker, Institute for Studies says:

    An excellent point and very well presented if I might say so.

    This woman is no more a nurse than I am.

    And I am not a nurse, but I do know some first aid.

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    Spy in the Grauniad Camp. says:

    Got to fight the fight from within sometimes Axe.

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    Billy Bowden says:

    David Cameron agreed today that the coalition was split over tackling immigration, after he was accused by a Cabinet minister of using “very unwise” language which risked inflaming extremism.

    The Prime Minister agreed with Business Secretary Vince Cable’s criticism – insisting he was dealing with an issue of high public importance in a “sensible, measured, serious tone,but I am aware of the threat posed by UKIP at the forthcoming local elections.It is time for the electorate to give UKIP the fuck off tablet”

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    The General Public says:

    Yes. Thoroughly p*ssed off with being robbed, lied to, and sold down the EU river. Enough is enough.

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    ST says:

    Nurses aren’t scum, the Nursing unions and NHS managment are scum.

    The Nursing unions don’t represent their members, and don’t offer them any protection. Unsafe working practices are endemic in the NHS due to bad managment but when it goes tits up the Nurse takes the blame. The nurses are bullied by ineffective managment, and told scare stories by the unions to keep them quiet and stop them objecting to the system as it exists.

    The Unions don’t act in their members interest, they work to maintain the status quo and they jealously guard the power this affords them. Likewise NHS managment seeks to maintain the status quo because they’re shit, and if the system changes they will be fucked. Currently NHS managers aren’t sacked, they are simply moved.

    So the unions and managment collude to maintain a system which works to their mutual advantage. Meanwhile the nurses get shat on, the patients get shat on, and the tax payer gets shat on.

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    No she won’t. And neither have any past governments, nor any future ones.

    That’s why the NHS is in such a mess.

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    Gordon ( SoldGoldAtThe ) BottomBrown says:

    Have they got and Gold I can get my hands on ???

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    Anonymous says:

    I noticed that too, whenever I go to a hospital there seems to be many clinically obese ham beasts, even more than you find on the street. Maybe its their human rights? No one wants to upset them and their “curves”.

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    Rob.c says:

    unfuckin believable……………………

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    The Spy in the Grauniad Camp. says:

    Director of Transformation. Hmmm.

    What does he transform? Tax revenues into non-jobs and crappy certificates?

    He needs his oxygen privileges revoked.

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    Joss Ayinglike says:


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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Looks like a clear case of Labour’s Old Boy network, something they berate the Tories for.

    Bet the constituents of Kirkcaldy would like to have an MP though. They haven’t had a decent MP for yonks.

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    TruthSpeaker says:

    Say what you like about the red parasite, there’s nothing wrong with her tits in that photo.

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    Laughing at Mark Oaten says:

    You are a very sick man Mark.

    Don’t make a twat of yourself by soiling this blog with your perverted filth.

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    Wavy Davy says:

    I like good immigrants not bad immgrants.

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    Laughing at you says:

    Tat i think thats a new world record for shitting yourself in one day, heres to you.

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    IAMA Taxpayer not a customer says:

    Am I the only taxpayer that gets annoyed by being referred to as a “Customer”?

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    from Spain says:

    fucking spot on

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    Laughing at Mark Oaten says:

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    Laughing at you Mark Oaten says:

    Mark Oaten’s getting angry and when Mark Oaten gets angry a rentboy has to drop a load in his mouth.

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    Laughing at you says:

    Tat that stinks, i think you need your nappy changing! hahaha

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    Anonymous says:

    expect a tsunami to hit the IMF HQ within a week

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    Troonite is barking but, at least, he can spell.

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    One word describes both that and her: bloated. A REAL nurse might have some idea about the dangers of obesity.

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    Still looking for a gardener. Doug did not turn up.

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    crash says:

    always worth reminding oneself of the entitlement culture of our rulers.

    5.30 am for 37 miles in almost four hours, doesn’t seem right, I could cycle it in that.

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    Log on to the BITCHES WEBSITE & leaver her a personal comment !


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    S Brown, Cantab & Doormat says:

    My overpaid hero.

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    Crikey says:

    Loads of people like this in the NHS. Riding on the hard work of many front line staff. This is the sort of racket that needs sorting out-and quick!!

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    I says:

    Beast, have you asked your friend Eve for a prescription?

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    I says:

    It’s what the Beach Boys went on, I think, all those years ago.

    This wowman’s job is so effin typical of all the new liebore bollocks. All style and targets and time wasting instead of getting on with actually looking after folks and doing what they are supposed to be getting salaries for. Go get her and her ilk Guido.

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    I says:

    Codswallop with fries please.

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    I says:

    Should perhaps be Transmogrification then?

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    13eastie says:

    The typo is, in fact, in the third word.

    Readers should suppose that the irony of an incorrectly placed full stop after the word sic is lost on Billy and Guido alike.

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    Spanish Practices says:

    By strange coincidence, her website has now been wiped clean of any contact details, what she can offer etc. Wonder why?

  224. 224
    Anonymous says:

    Must be on more than a simple nurse’s salary if she can afford to blow £50 on a scarf from Hampstead Bazaar!!!

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    Mr Hastings says:

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    eric says:

    She may not be a Menber of the labor party but as a union menber would have vodted for Milband Mk2 So that really makes her a non paying menber the tight bitch mind you properties arent cheap in Kinston upon Thames. We dont wont any Burkaks or Hoodies down my street

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    I just pay for it says:

    Real Socialists only live in white middle class areas where the schools are better and the cafe shops are free-trade ask Tomby

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    labor party says:

    Has she no shame by taking the Salt and then atacking the hand that feeds her She might not like the goverment but they were legitamently voted for unlike her who gets her rights and salary through threatening strikes and violence – Shame Shame Poor old Florence will be turning in her grave at a pig at the trough like her

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    Scoobywho says:

    She has a look of ‘A Lady of the Night’ about her.

    Can anyone confirm that she isn’t paid to hook ?

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    Nurse Ratchet says:

    most of these Huntz do nothing but collude with ‘management’ of the local workhouse, barely a squeal out of them as beds are closed, nurses rebanded and the taxpayer ripped off.

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    Jabba the Cat says:

    Isn’t it time for your incontinent nappy change?

  233. 233
    Jabba the Cat says:

    That is solely domestic in that area.

  234. 234
    Jabba the Cat says:

    Pig-grim? Give it the double barrelled ring.

  235. 235
    Jabba the Cat says:

    Euphemism for lets spend more of other peoples money?

  236. 236
    Jabba the Cat says:

    Spot on.

  237. 237
    Jabba the Cat says:

    Nice one Googler.

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    15 Stone Comedienne says:

    4.8 miles from work. A nice short distance.

  240. 240
    Bryan Wilson says:

    But what about the guy who got the gigging order recently?

  241. 241
    15 Stone Comedienne says:

    Is she 15 stone? She is living the gimmick knowing about overweight people getting diabetes then.

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