April 14th, 2011

Caught Red Hand Ed

The Tories are rubbing their hands with glee tonight as Ed Miliband tells Joey Jones from Sky News that he doesn’t ‘‘think any politician should claim that they’re leading an ordinary life” But they exclaim “just before the cameras started rolling, Miliband’s aides tried to do just that by carefully removing the first class covers from the train’s seats. Busted.


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    "Nurse" Pilgrim says:

    Ed looks like he needs my management consultancy pack. BUY ED.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Good spot!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Anyway , In standard class you wouldnt be able to fit a news crew filming.

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    Dazza says:

    Yep. Twat Watch.

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    at least he is not a racist like Cameron and well done Vince what you are doing in bed with this racist rabble

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    Dazza says:

    You don’t get champagne in there either…

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    Pauper left over from the Labour years says:

    Blimey are there still trains?

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    Dazza says:

    Taking the money!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    No we had this earlier , If you dont like go and live in a muslim country that has no freedom of speech, that teaches kids to bomb “Non-believers” and degrades woman Plus stone homosexuals arrest people that critizeses the dictatership . You have never had it so good.

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    Doc Trough says:

    You could open envelopes on that bird’s snout.

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    wonk says:

    Video to share please!

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    Did he buy a ticket?
    Sounds like him.

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    Up sh1t creek says:

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    they didnt remove all the seat covers in the carrige.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    They stay here because of the free handouts. They talk shit!

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    A first class seat but a third rate politician, but his rating as leader of the labour party get’s no rating at all.

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    The names Ed……… SHALLOW ED !

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    Darrener says:

    Darwen Lancs again like Wills & Kate this week? Looks like the ‘Darwen Rocket’ sans ‘nose-cone’ in the background on t’hill !

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    El Cid says:

    Funny that London Muslim goes all quiet every time there’s one of the usual muslim atrocities all round the world, then ships up here like a floating turd when he thinks we’ve all forgotten about what his religion of peace has been up to in recent months

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Ok , I am going to sound thick now but……

    when people refer to ” the markets” they keep talking about banks , But isnt the markert the high street, Anything where anything is sold , etc not just banks?

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    Fuck off says:

    Hi London Muslim. Airport’s that way. Cheers.

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    101 Damnations says:

    Racism? Where was racism mentioned in this topic? Oh – you just brought it up.. Perhaps nurse Pilgrim knows a procedure to help get those chips off your shoulder… An aenema perhaps?

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    A gruesome bunch says:

    Mr Orange is back on QT tonight for the millionth time. The rest of the panel are Chris The Huhney Monster, Michael “Something of the Night” Howard, Alex “I like any excuse to get my mug on telly” Salmond and Cristina “Catholic Bollocks” Odone.

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    A ? says:

    Not big fans of the Polish. Wonder why ?

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    Down with Brown! says:

    I bet he is claiming the first class travel on his MP expenses. The Labour party couldn’t afford first class tickets.

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    What a hypocritical cunt says:

    I loved watching Red wriggle at the question about travelling first class! Moment of the day!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Well what i meant was the market is a place where you trade one thing for another.

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    Dimblefudge, Dumblfudge and Fuckstick says:

    Haven’t watched this Liebore fuckfest since before the election. Feel much better for it.

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    a cottage industry says:

    Like in toilet trading?

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    Socialists = Sociopaths says:


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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    That was ‘decond class'; before I got a much bigger expenses allowance.

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    Its taken the Beeb all day to get just the right panel. Surprised a yes to AV sleb wasn’t available.

    Hain – immigration
    Howard – nurses reject reforms
    Huhne – Nuclear power/ green subsidy
    Salmond – AV and local elections/ regional elections.
    Odone tougher one. Could be News of the screws/ black kids and Oxford or bankers getting off the hook.

    “Remember none of the panel know what tonight’s audience will ask them”

    But they’d have to be pretty thick not to have prepared for at least the first two on the list.

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    no blacks, irish or infidel dogs says:

    So how many immigrants does your country of origin manage a year, you fucking hypocritical cuпt?

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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    The Liebour party are technically bankrupt. But that’s the way they leave everything they get their hands on.

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    Engineer says:

    Back in the day, seat-covers used to be called ‘antimacassars’. They stopped you getting covered in other peoples’ hair oil.

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Of course Ed is ordinary. He may even be less than ordinary. Like Dave.

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    Sir John Guilgud says:

    Monty you terrible (unt..!!!

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    tell us something we don't know says:

    “Miliband’s aides tried to do just that by carefully removing the first class covers from the train’s seats”

    Not as if Labour aren’t lying, duplicitous bastards like.

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    zzzzzzz says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Are you Osborne’s brother? Osborne’s brother is M*slim as well. Or even related to Tory chairmen? Or the women from who she stole he present husband. To fit within British people she even covers her face and support it.

    To upset these fools and to get them to vote Tory, you pretend you don’t like Cameron, don’t you? Cameron even gave your country £650m.

    Nice work man.

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    Boudicca says:

    If France can manage to ban the burka then why the hell can’t we?
    How come lefties object to erosion of rights and civil liberties in every area of society but are silent when it comes to the rights of muslim women?
    It is completely unacceptable for women in our country to be forced to stay indoors, unable to work, drive or be educated or even use tampons before marriage and cover up under a sheet if they venture outside.
    To claim that even discussing such matters is racist is purely a method of stifling legitimate debate.

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    J-L-W says:

    Ed’s Spad is a bit of a looker. Pwhor.

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    Goon says:

    First class Hunt

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    Southern Softy says:

    He’s definitely a first class c*unt.

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    the last quango in paris says:

    Champagne Socialism at its best – Cameron forced into flying a budget airline that the left would never bother getting on! Maruin shunting people off the plane and now this – who do these people think they are?

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    Southern Softy says:

    She’s wearing black arm bands working with Dead Ed

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    Anonymous says:

    The younger brother of Shadow Chancellor George Osborne has converted to Islam to allow him to marry a beautiful Bangladeshi-born plastic surgeon he met at university.
    Adam Osborne, 33, who was temporarily banned from working as a junior doctor last year following allegations that he prescribed drugs to a friend, ‘quietly married’ Rahala Noor, 31, in two ceremonies held during the past six weeks. One was a civil ceremony, the other a traditional Asian Muslim celebration.
    Dr Osborne’s religious conversion is said to have been a condition put forward by Dr Noor’s devoutly Muslim family for the marriage to take place.

    He spent several months learning the teachings of the Koran at a mosque in Withington, in Manchester, before being formally welcomed into the faith at a simple ceremony last month.
    Dr Osborne has adopted the name Mohammed, plans to attend mosque regularly and now prays five times a day.

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    fill in the blanks says:

    I certainly know what we think they are…

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    Father Ted Crilly says:

    I f you dont like it fuck off to the mud brick shithole you originate from. you may live in London and you may be a muslim but you will never be a Londoner, fuckin nappy head.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


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    Anonymous says:

    And Cameron / Tories support all these regimes, arm them and train them as well.

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    Now, given that name stemmed from Makassar, the chief port of Sulawesi, Indonesia, because of the oil we imported from those parts, it could be a euphemism for those opposed to Qur’anic adherents…

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    glue factory operative says:

    Vince Cable is an hystericlal old woman. Shoot the fucker and put him out of his torment.

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    none says:

    Amusing to see the unison lot out here in force over the last few days-oh well pays for the website I suppose.

    London muslim: no-one cares.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    AS much as i hate socailisim , i cant bring myself to give the famous “Hang him” quote at Ed , I mean he couldnt harm a fly.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I mean i thought Dave was wet but Ed takes the biscut.

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    Father Ted Crilly says:

    He should travel utter c*unt class.

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    Specsavers. They open at 09:00.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    C-unts are useful.

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    Southern Softy says:

    Should be an interesting immigration debate between
    Hain – South African
    Howard – Welsh
    Huhne – Greek wife
    Salmond – Scottish
    Odone – Italian
    Good to see the English adequately represented.

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    Anonymous says:

    You have a go at M*slims; when your leaders loves them. Dave even gave £650m last week to his beloved country that do every thing you said.

    Younger brother follows the elder one in other activities as well.

    “The doctor brother of shadow chancellor George Osborne who prescribed drugs to a cocaine-addicted escort girl with whom he was in a relationship was found guilty of serious misconduct at a disciplinary hearing today”

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Oh Guido , How long have you beeen waiting to use that headline ?

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    ZZZZZZZZZ says:

    Double yawn…

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    PD77 says:

    Should have gone to Specsavers!

    I thought Chucky was Red Ed’s bag carrier?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    so he faced a charge and was punished , My point still stands . And?

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    QWERTY says:

    We are picking up the bill, the English always do.

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    Anonymous says:

    He is as much a Londoner as you are; while cutting the services you get, your leader Cameron gave his country £650m.

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    Polly Wolly Doodle says:

    Well done, Ed !!

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    Sorry, who are they?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Yeah , you could call it “The big socitey” :-)

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    religion is the opiate of the masses says:

    Blairs sister-in-law Lauren Booth converted last year.
    Wonder hos she’s feel about her daughter being subjugated to the extent of so many Muslim females.

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    Boudicca says:

    I thought Huhne had abandoned his wife in favour of an ex-lesbian?

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    Anonymous says:

    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:
    April 14, 2011 at 7:56 pm
    so he faced a charge and was punished , My point still stands . And?

    You are having a go at him while you leader Cameron support all these m*uslim regimes that do every thing you said. Look at P*rkistan they were give £650m, look a other onces in Middle East. Even Cameron was arming and training the mad dog in Libya.

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    Commonwealth stooge says:

    Its only fair since you have been sucking countries dry for hundreds of years.

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    The good thing is that you won’t feel anything when you are blown up as you appear always to be asleep.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    No , I am having at go at him for useing the freedom of speech in this country to slag of the PM when if he was in a muslim counrty he would probarly be jailed.

    what did any of this have to do with ozzys brother tho? Are muslims the same? are they all bombers? Do all tories eat babies?

    This aint student politics .

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    Anonymous says:

    Don’t let the f*cker near a plane! Muslim zealots and western aeroplanes are an explosive combination.

    Lash a few pallets together and set him adrift. Much safer that way, and far greener.

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    Anonymous says:

    None, if you are stupid to let them in it is your fucking problem.

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    Anonymous says:

    Muslims are all brothers they address each other as brother. So Mohamed Osborne (or what ever) is the brother of London Muslim, so he is a brother to lady boy as well. Lady boy is one of the leading lights in your party.

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Nope. He’s my chief envelope licker, primarily.

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    Anonymous says:

    Are you sure he isn’t going out with your daughter?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    first of all you lost me at lady boy.

    second only a fool deals in absolutes.

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    Most annoying man in politics says:

    The last time I was in the audience BEEB researchers passed among us peasants letting it be known what areas of questionning the producers/Dimblebore hoped would come up.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    less than a minute ago: “You used to be able to read Guido Fawkes’ blog in St George’s Hospital Trust. It’s now blocked.”

    One small point Guido, they should be making patiants better instead of reading blogs.

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    Dack Blog says:

    I wonder if someone’s holding on to footage of Dave covering the BA logo with an easyJet sticker?

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    Southern Softy says:

    You mean she used to munch carpet and now she prefers a prick?

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    Ed Balls, Shallow Chancer says:

    We’re a match made in Hell !

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    Anonymous says:

    Look the right wing leading light; George Osborne. Doesn’t he looks like a transsexual? When I look at his he reminds me of lady boy’s. I don’t know about you?

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    Jane Pilgrim says:

    Hello, I can’t take your call at the moment. I’m on a staff safari to John Lewis and Wagamama. For queries about my consultancy services, please email me with details of your requirements and my assistant will be in touch with a quote. For union queries, please get in touch with Mary Maguire. For St George’s Hospital queries, please get in touch with Mary Maguire. Otherwise, don’t bother to leave a message after the tone as I won’t get back to you. Bye.

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    In return we brought civilisation, commerce, common language and Christianity. Not all one-sided.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Second point , If the hospital had banned the BBC site or Labour list or a Union site there would be strikes and uproar .

    dont you just love socailists and equality.

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    Don’t blame him travelling First. In scum class all you can hear are tinny iPod’s and the great unwashed shouting “yeh I’m on the train” into their mobiles!

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    S.B.S. says:

    Cameron is not a racist, there are more racists in the labour party.

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    Enjoyed this a lot says:

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    looney tunes says:

    You can’t say I didn’t warn you about Troonite, Billy, he’s a fucking fruitcake. He hasn’t been around for quite a while, so I presume he’s been let out into the community again to stab people.

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    PD77 says:

    Bankrupt both financially and morally!

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    double ZZZZZZZ's says:

    It’s got to be said that reading your comments is better than a double dose of Mogadon.

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    ZXCVB says:

    You could have any of the Milliband bothers, Ed or Yvette, Mr or Mrs Dromey, Hazel Blears, Alistair Campbell, Blunket, Straw or Lord Prescot.
    How about Mandleson or even Bob Crowe, Arthur Scargill or chucka, Sally Bercow, Diane Abbot, Penny Red, Claire Solomons, Bevanite Ellie or even Sarah McCauley. I could go on as the list of English talent is endless.

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    no blacks, irish or infidel dogs says:

    Glad you agree that it was stupid to let them all in, so I guess you’re supporting Cameron in his bid to stem the tide?

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    PD77 says:

    You forgot Cricket there REALITY CHECK, also those whiny idiots wanted independence so what’s the problem, independence means you get on with it and stop expecting your old colonial masters to bail you out when you screw up!

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    Catherine Zeta-Cake says:

    Useless lazy unionista cow !

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    Anonymous says:

    “Libertarianism: A simple-minded right-wing ideology ideally suited to those unable or unwilling to see past their own sociopathic self-regard.”

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    Vile Union Puppet Miliband Labour Filth says:

    No not third rate his contribution can’t be measured because he’s so useless and controlled by the unions. Let’s hope he doesn’t commit suicide as we need him to keep Vile Labour out of power.

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    albacore says:

    Get real, Fawkes.
    What difference does it make when any of the parasites, except for the very small fry, is caught red-handed?
    You (or some serf) must have bust a gut including “Brown “Clear Favourite” For IMF Job” in “Seen Elsewhere”.

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    from Spain says:

    as i said earlier on another subject if you dont have a interpreter you dont see a specialist here in spain and you pay for him.
    Welcome to Spain you get fuck all unless youpay

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Red Ed expert on minimising the IHT bills.

    Who are the Liarbour Party trying to fool by removing the seat covers?

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Brown should be clear favourite for the governorship of the South Sandwich Islands, or permanent exile to St Kilda.

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    Fabians are Evil says:

    It is time to sack Cable – the man’s lack of judgement is becoming VERY obvious!


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    ichabod says:

    You’ve attended this apology of a programme more than once ? What are you, a social worker or school teacher ?

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    ichabod says:

    I can remember , when I was a schoolboy and living in Cannock, that the then local MP, Jennie Lee ( Nye Bevan’s widow), would drive up from London in her flash motor and then change over to a clapped out ,more socialist, car some distance short of the constituency. They’ve always been keen on image massaging, and its not hard to con the proles, is it.

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    Labour's Coming Home says:

    Is that Gillian Duffy’s head between Ed’s legs?

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    Anonymous says:

    Cameron wants to let 50,000 Indian’s in as well as millions of Turks. He has controlled immigration.

    I don’t support him.

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    BOB coCROWch says:

    You’ve lifted that ‘definition’ out of my copy of Das Kapital, haven’t you ??

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    McPoison says:

    She’s been taking too many ugly pills.

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    Blue Labour out says:

    Cameron is certainly anti-British.

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    Joss Taskin says:

    Couldn’t he team up with his old chum, T.B£iar, the Middle East Pe@ce Envoy and give the people of Somalia the benefit of his financial acumen and political genius ??

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    Anonymous says:

    Cheer for the Cameron
    We are the Best
    A better idiot, you’ll never find
    Put us to the test.
    We’ve got it all together,
    We’re fighting for a ass,
    A-H-S, Black and White
    On top of a man.

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    silvio says:

    And a whatsa wrong weeth helping outta da poor escort ragazzi signore anonymous? They needa da helping hands a too.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    It’s time to pull out Cable’s plug.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Guido what about starting a campaign re the NOTW compensation payout for phone hacking. If any politician, and I include Prescott in this, receives monetary compensation, they donate all of the money to charity.
    Let’s see how much for the people politicians are.

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    Anonymous says:

    They only do it when Cameron make a speech, as people shit laughing.

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    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    “Libertarianism: A simple-minded right-wing ideology ideally suited to those unable or unwilling to see past their own sociopathic self-regard.”

    “Socialism: A simple-minded left-wing ideology ideally suited to those unable or unwilling to admit their own sociopathic self-regard.”

    It’s all a question of honesty.

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    no blacks, irish or infidel dogs says:

    Seems like we agree on this one then, but the question was directed at Lodon Muslim, so he’s still a hypocritical cuпt.

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    misterned says:


    It’s blatant labour propaganda now.

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    Yippidy Yip Yip says:

    Even Libertarians are dodgy


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    Larry the Cat says:

    Moggie-don, surely?

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    Tell it like it really is says:

    Move to Bradford for London Muslim on the cards – oops thats gambling, instant stoning I’m sure.

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    Tell it like it really is says:

    Course in English for Anonymous before being allowed to post again – in the interests of allowing readers to actually understand what he is writing – regardless of what idiocy he writes.

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    Tell it like it really is says:

    You have not mentioned all the operations being carried out, insisted on by muslim men, that after their women have given birth they have to submit to restitching for the pleasureof men. Another reality considered too difficult for the thought police to confront.

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    Comrade Dimski says:

    Comrades. Question Timeski is on tonight Get your recycled red flags out! Communism is here to stay on the BBCski. First question. What is the capital of England? £2.50. Next. Fidel Castro is a c*nt now he has distanced himself from socialism. Does the panel agree? Finally does the green/ commie Lucas use recycled goats shit to draw on her eyebrows? Goodnite.

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    S.B.S. says:

    seems a bit drastic just to get a shag.
    he should have gone and got one of those from bradford, they do not ask about your religion, but when I started on her she said “jesus Christ I going to need a bigger condom”

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    YokshireLad says:

    She’s had a hard paper round

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    call me ordinary Dave says:

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    Ed But Look Balls says:

    Wanker Hain on again…what a Huhne, Scousers on the Public Teat in audience.

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    AC1 says:

    The sheer audacity of a Muslim spouting forth about racism is unbelievable.

    “Believers, take neither Jews nor Christians for your friends.” (Surah 5:51)

    “Fight against such as those to whom the Scriptures were given [Jews and Christians]…until they pay tribute out of hand and are utterly subdued.” (Surah 9:27-)

    The Koran is a terrorist manual. Anyone reading from it is inciting religious hatred.

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    Trustfund Dave the Millionaire Heir to Blair says:

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    Dave's Beeboid Spindoctor says:

    Mr Cameron stressed that he supported the BBC

    He said: “The BBC is an important national institution. I want to see it prosper and succeed and be a fantastic cultural asset.”

    He added that he was a “supporter of the licence fee”

    “I’m probably the most pro-BBC Conservative leader there’s ever been!”

    “I would never do anything to put the BBC at risk”.

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    QWERTY says:

    I’m tat and I’m a mong. Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Wheeee!

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    AC1 says:

    “Socialism: The implementation of failed theories of a bad economist called MArx. The results are always wealth destruction leading to mass death.”

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    To sum up says:

    Ed Miliband is a c unt. End of.

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    Wavy Davy says:


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    The Huhney Monster vs The Hainy Monster says:

    I’m not watching QT but is it hilarious as usual?

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    Wavy Davy likes good immigrants not bad immigrants says:

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    cunt watch says:

    This site is like The Sun newspaper.

    Full of right wing reactionary twats.

    Fuck you all!

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    Enjoyed this a lot says:

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    Down with faux Cons says:

    Cameron is a C U N T.

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    Dave's Beeboid Spindoctor says:

    Dave is loving it.

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    AC1 says:

    In the UK you pay for the NHS and when you need it you get fuck all. It’s all been spent on those who never flipped in a penny.

    That’s the problem. In Spain I bet when you do pay you get awesome service. I visited a Spanish Doctor years ago, I paid and it was the best medical care I have ever received. It made me realise the NHS was irredeemably shite.

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    Rupert Murdoch says:

    I’m very very sorry.

    Please stop arresting my reporters.

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    Dear oh dear says:

    Are you aware that by pasting the same stuff over and over, you only make yourself look insane? In case you hadn’t noticed, a lot of posters here don’t like Cameron. He’s often ridiculed and criticised. You seem to think anyone who hates Labour and criticises the bbc must be a staunch Cameron fan. You’re just barking, absolutely barking.

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    To sum up says:

    David Cameron is a c unt. End of.

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    AC1 says:

    Gosh, that’s the seven billionth time you’ve posted that! Could you not just provide a link to it on your blog?

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    Young Tim says:

    shame really anonymous your coments so often make one wonder if you’re a c’unt or just misguided but then you go and prove it and further debate is pointless.

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    Angry Neocon Mong says:

    Have you burned a koran on your blog yet chickenhawk ?

    Thought not.

    All talk and no action.

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    Christy says:

    Well for one of the first times in my life I’m kinda lost for words in that when you look at this shower of shite and I mean all of them that laughingly call themselves leaders,I despair.
    It must be apparent to anyone who has any grey matter at all that the breed of all shades of politico’s and their hangers on actually could’nt run a piss up in a brewery.
    I know that you can’t go back but let your imagination run wild for a moment,imagine that Cromwell was faced with this sad bunch and their lack of regard for this country and their objectives of self enrichment at whatever cost even if it is detremental to the basic values of this country.
    Cromwell would not have given spitting time to this discreditable bunch of leeches and profiteers who frankly could’nt give a shite about this country and it’s natural inbuilt values.
    We are I am afraid seeing the the selling of this country down the river to vested interests who are intent on NWO domination.
    The EUSSR is part of this plot as are the other shady organisations who want world domination as the name of the game,there are black forces at work here folks which we don’t really have an handle on,but in MHO if we are to avoid an absolute disaster we had better wise up and quick.

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    Dear oh dear says:

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    intolerant...never says:

    who are you calling racist you beteatowelled cretin…next time you’re facing west and praying to marmite watch your kyber mate

  159. 159
    Dear oh dear says:

    He’s a sad lonely lunatic who probably still lives with his parents. Any minute now he’ll pop up to call us tat and say “don’t cwy cwipple” which he seems to think is funny even on a millionth posting.

  160. 160
    zero self awareness from a whiny twat says:

    Are you aware that by pasting the same whine over and over, you only make yourself look insane? In case you hadn’t noticed, a lot of posters here don’t like Brown. He’s ridiculed and criticised in every thread. You seem to think anyone who hates Cameron and criticises Rupert Murdoch must be a staunch Labour fan. You’re just barking, absolutely barking.

  161. 161
    Billy Bongo is the shittest tourist ever ! says:

    Projecting again nutter.

  162. 162
    Dear oh dear says:

    You’re just barking, absolutely barking.

  163. 163
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Glenn Beck is my hero too.

  164. 164
    QWERTY says:

    Fuck off lefty twat, shouldn’t you be shooting up on crack Cocaine then raping little boys? That’s what you fucking SWP Nu Liebore trade union mongs normally call entertainment.

    Get Aids and die slowly c u n t .

  165. 165
    QWERTY says:

    Ther real Cu n t z are


    Tony fucking Bliar (and his ugly bitch wife)

    Poofter Mandy

    Alistair “how many dead Iraqis am I responsible for again?” Campbell

    Ed Testicles and his 5 year old boy wife

  166. 166
    Dear oh dear says:

    Where in my post did I say you’re a Brown supporter? I said you’re a lunatic, which whilst being also true of Brown supporters doesn’t automatically mean you’re one of them too. I only suggest that you try just once to contribute something meaningful instead of pasting the same thing repeatedly.

  167. 167
    Ittle Eddie and his Teddy says:

    you’re either a bigot or ugly…at least shes both

  168. 168
    cunt watch says:

    See what I mean!

  169. 169
    Dear oh dear says:

    Talking of The Sun, why didn’t any Labour party members and MP’s speak out against The Sun during its 12 year support for Labour? Oops, did I just answer my own question?

  170. 170
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Socailisim = no freedom of thought or speech and dependent on goverment.

    its all about control

  171. 171
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    You make the mistake of calling Dave a tory.

  172. 172
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I despise what you lefties say but i will defend to deatn your right to say it , But would you do the same for me?

  173. 173
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The Huntz are goverment.

  174. 174
    the old Dufflebag says:

    Cromwell…now there was a model citizen..name one british value to have come from his tenure ? oh and don’t kick off with democracy

  175. 175
    Hey Guido says:

    Will we get more juicy revelations about Jane Pilgrim tomorrow?

  176. 176
    Free Speech Supporters Association says:

    we would defend your right to say anything you like as long as last one out can shove the bails stumps ball bats and several sets of pads up your arse to shut you up eventually

  177. 177
    Southern Softy says:

    I’m honoured by your patronage sir.
    Your a leg end by yore speling.

  178. 178
    AC1 says:

    Socialism is sociopathic. The inability to allow other people to disagree with the leader and do something else.

    One of the things that brought me to Georgism via Libertarianism is the idea of maximising “disagreement space”. It’s true diversity, not the engineered anti-western faux-diversity the left espouse.

  179. 179
    Young Tim says:

    do you mean rivetting stories about similar union sponsored ‘rent a gob’ opinions ?

  180. 180
    Vile Union Puppet Miliband Labour Filth says:

    Of course, would a leftie lie?

  181. 181
    Brown's new jobbie says:

    “Gordon Brown could soon land a plum international job. The 60-year-old former Labour leader is being tipped to take on a lucrative advisory role at the World Economic Forum (WEF), the influential body which holds meetings of politicians, business leaders and academics in Davos, Switzerland, each winter.” (Indie)

  182. 182
    useless spog says:

    tie him to one of his fucking windmills.

  183. 183
    Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg says:

    which colour people are the worst guys?

  184. 184
    Southern Softy says:

    And after the programme, it’s clear what’s happening in Liverpool.
    The audience was nearly all white, with Scouse accents, with Liebour rising and Limp Dumb receding tendencies.
    A token immigrant (American FFS!) was heckled when the audience misinterpreted his arguement about the Precious NHS.
    Bimbers was quick to cut him off lest he clarify himself before the baying crowd ate him alive.
    The audience made it clear they would not work for the minimum wage.
    Oh, and Alex Salmond was in prime stir mode and completely irrelevant.

  185. 185

    WWF more like.

    Gordon the destroyer.

  186. 186
    Sir Barrington Flangeslurper says:

    what a lovely thought Bill….I can see him striding into the ring… climbing the corners and gurning to the crowd…yes please.

  187. 187
    Voice of Treason says:

    The Greens.

  188. 188
    Mr Griffin says:

    Oh yes they’re a pain in the arse but on the upside I can still see them in the dark.

  189. 189
  190. 190
    Nursie says:

    Yep – out of touch.

  191. 191
    Nursie says:

    Christ, I’ve only just had my dinner. BAAARRRFFFF! Still I suppose it will give us something to aim at here on Gweed’s site as Ed is so ineffectual.

  192. 192
    Nursie says:

    Yawn, boring, yawn, troll….. trolll…… oh and by the way, Vince really is out of his depth. If you want real racism, look at the shadow frontbench. Why wasn’t Diane Abbott given a role?

  193. 193
    Nursie says:

    Gordon had a padded white carriage when he travelled…..oh, and a special jacket with tied up sleeves so he couldn’t fling phones about, still, its comforting to see Ed learning his ABC at least. Private tutor is it?

  194. 194
    Aunty MacAsser says:

    But did they replace them afterwards or put them in their pockets for use as hankies?

  195. 195
    Aunty MacAsser says:

    Yes – and with a luck a decent clothesline from the Rock or Steve Austin will permanently remove everything above the neckline.

  196. 196
    Aunty MacAsser says:


  197. 197
    albacore says:

    Lord, if the powers that be can rehabilitate Gordon after only a year of pampered penitence, what will Dave get away with before he’s rumbled?

  198. 198
  199. 199
    We'reAllInThisTogether says:

    All politicians are hypocrites


  200. 200
    The Prophet Sucks Pigs' Dicks says:

    Fuck off to Filthistan, c u n t.

  201. 201
    Travelling Public says:

    Or a seat very often

  202. 202
    The UK supports the Mexican Candidate in fact anyone but Brown says:

    Not gonna happen……

  203. 203
    Vince puts his size ten in it(again) says:

    To use Vince’s own analogy….”From “economic genius ” to idiot !”

  204. 204
    Rivers of Vomit says:

    Order two boxes of mind bleach immediately and make them LARGE boxes !!!

  205. 205
    When's The Chilcot Report due ? says:

    Look everyone knows “im-a-straight-sorta-guy”

  206. 206
    That's News says:

    Yep. Busted, indeed. What a tool he is.

  207. 207
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    hope her family knows that guys will say anything to get a shag. This appears to be an extreme version.

  208. 208
    ^ oh lawdy that is some mighty epic fail I just read says:

    Not all muslims are from Pakistan lol

  209. 209
    Alyingstare Campbell says:

    Dead right !!

  210. 210
    Some of the greatest trolling in the UK is on this site. says:

    Fuck off sad act.

  211. 211
    Chutters says:

    Milliband is a first class fraud

  212. 212
    scratch and sniff says:

    cameron wasn’t “forced” – he chose to do it to demonstrate how like all of us he really is

    certainly convinced me

  213. 213
    scratch and sniff says:

    smashing the bog irish

  214. 214
    Jane Pilgrim says:

    Fuck off you toe rag,Guido Fawkes.

    When will you publish your accounts over the internet??

  215. 215
    Tom Baldwin says:

    Quote or the day

    “Right wing political blogging is a dirty job,but somebody has to do it.I’m in it for the money,which ends up in my company registered in Nevis”

    Guido Fawkes

  216. 216
    marcus Aurelius says:

    London Muslim,

    you habitually omit the obligatory”init?” punctuation of london Muslim speech. I suspect you may be a fraud or worse a cocnut – brown on the outside but white inside. Init?

  217. 217
    Sod the liblabcon says:

    So we’re meant to believe someone who champions Turkey’s entry into the EU and has backed the importation of thousands of Indian IT workers through the back door, is bothered about immigration?

    When socialist and capitalist interests coincide, you get absurdities like mass immigration.

  218. 218
    David Cameron says:

    I popped round to see the vicar who lives next door.

    “Would you mind if I used your computer?” I asked. “My laptop’s playing up, and I’m in the middle of something important.”

    He said, “Of course not, come in and help yourself.”

    “That’s great, thanks,” I replied. “I won’t make a mess, I’ve brought some tissues.”

  219. 219
    Laughing at you says:

    Someones shat there pants again

  220. 220
    "Billy" is my hero says:

    Panic at Labour Central ???…..Looks like their Trolls are on an emergency early shift…they usually don’t haul their arses outta the sack before mid-day

  221. 221
    Martin Day says:

    “The Tories are rubbing their hands with glee tonight “……but they won’t be on May 6 2011 ,the day after the local council elections.

    Andrew Lansley is the best gift that Labour could have hoped for.

  222. 222
    Curse of Brown says:

    Times Online – December 13, 2009 – Joe McElderry wins X Factor, watched by 20 million on TV

    The teenager had solid political backing….. Gordon Brown took time out from a surprise visit to Afghanistan to send a message of support

    Daily Mail 15 April 2011 – From X Factor to ordinary Joe: McElderry moves back home home after being dumped by Cowell

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1377000/X-Factors-Joe-McElderry-dumped-Simon-Cowell-16-months.html#ixzz1JZjxEYd2

  223. 223
    Another "Bright Spark" says:

    Try sticking your finger up yer arse, attaching the laptop power lead to your testicles and switching on the power…240v will work wonders for your libido..it’ll also stop you posting “shite” jokes

  224. 224
    Another Day says:

    As opposed of course to Ed Militwit…the gift that just keeps on giving

  225. 225
    Nemo says:

    They could be called the chinless wonders

  226. 226
    Gordon Brown says:

    I look forward to the election in May and winning a fourth consecutive term for Labour. 2010 will be a great year for us as a party.

  227. 227
    Laughing at you says:

  228. 228
    Laughing at you says:

    Have you shit you pants ? Because I like wanking over shit.

  229. 229
    Dr Stantz says:

    The money needed to keep the NHS going as it is will not suddenly appear if Labour or anyone else win any sort of election.

    Apart from yet another loan, i.e. money that does not actually exist.

    Sod all the parties. They are all equally useless.

  230. 230
    Laughing at you says:

    I like to sniff opther mens shitty pants.

  231. 231
    Andrew Lansley says:

    “You used to be able to read Guido Fawkes’ blog in CCHQ. It’s now blocked.”

    I wonder why ???

  232. 232
    Laughing at you says:

    I like to wank into my own shit.

  233. 233
    Laughing at you says:

    I like it when men shit in my mouth.

  234. 234
    Parro et supra says:

    Well said that man, prepare him for a K

  235. 235
    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    Causing the death by violence or starvation of 10% of the English during his “experiment” in government.

  236. 236
    Buh Bye Mormon Moron says:

  237. 237
    Laughing at you says:

    But can I sniff your shit?

  238. 238
    Laughing at you says:

    Is your shit very soft ?

  239. 239
    Eeu to me says:

    Maybe that’s your problem, being out of the loop and nobody is telling you what’s happening, being part of da management I would expect you to know what’s going on.

  240. 240
    marcus Aurelius says:

    no chance that the BBC showed them removing the First Class covers then?

  241. 241
    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    So Ed’s acolytes removed the seat covers did they? So Ed must be anti-cuts, anti-Tory and….. anti-macassar!!!!!!

    I’ll get my coat…..

  242. 242
    Brown Lost. Get over it. says:

    Are you the PM ?

    Then fuck off.

  243. 243
    Dave's Beeboid Spindoctor says:

    Time for another PR photo-op for Dave. He can pretend he’s a train driver.

  244. 244
    Eeu to me says:

    From a person who doesn’t bother much with tv, what the f**k are you on about.

  245. 245
    Tory Boy says:

    I’m Stephen Milligan and I like oranges.

  246. 246
    Laughing at you says:

    Ahhh tat stealing my moniker again, must be runny bottom time again

  247. 247
    Trainspotter says:

    The 2+1 seating gives it away as First Class anyway.

    What was the engine number?

  248. 248
    Gordon Brown says:

    Call me Rubber Johnny

  249. 249
    Sir William Waad says:

    Everybody has has fled the carriage.

  250. 250
    A Posh Leftie says:

    My name is Peter Hain and I am orange.

  251. 251
    Sir William Waad says:

    Steady on old chap. There are some excellent clinics that can help you, before you do anything that might seriousy harm yourself or another.

  252. 252
    Sicko says:

    Guido’s ‘Comments’ section has been banned from the whole Wandsworth Council intranet for the last few years, so it’s a surprise the local NHS Trust has only just caught up.

  253. 253
    Sicko says:

    Seconded, unless you find an exceptional GP/Specialist. I’ve been lucky; millions haven’t.

  254. 254
    Sicko says:

    Presclott will doubtless work himself to a spluttering crescendo and say that he’s not accepting the money for himself – but for his sainted wife Pauline.

  255. 255
    Vince Cable's twinkle toes says:

    You, sir, are an idiot. A Useful Idiot. Pray continue with your infantile dribble.

  256. 256
    Loungelizard says:

    Yes it’s First Class all the way with Labour, unless you happen to be one of the electorate. ID cards CCTV Stop and Search, arrest of members of the opposition….

  257. 257
    Ordinary Bloke says:

    How can a Muslim call anyone a racist? They are the world’s biggest racists – murdering people from other religions and even their own kind who happen to disagree with them.

    No Muslim has the right to criticise anyone for intolerance.

  258. 258
    Wuddifi shutup says:

    The way to deal with conflict in the muslim world appears to be to prevent discussion -

  259. 259
    Romax says:

    To London Muslim

    LOL, what a load of politically motivated Cr*p
    Please tell the boys and girls at what point Cameron stated only Black, Brown or yellow people should not be allowed access in to Britain.

    He has stated that we need to curb the influx of people in to Britain and we need to combat extremism, if you think that either one of these points are wrong, it is you who have an evil agenda not him.

    Your silly little Labour party has gone now, so forcing your point of view on people and smothering their freedom of thought by this idiotic left wing PC subversion is well and truly over.

    You are a relic, that Britain will no longer tolerate and good riddance too.

  260. 260
    Romax says:

    To Ordinary Bloke

    It’s totally unfair to call any Muslim racist, how on earth do they act in a racist way?

    They murder everybody equally, even their own children, I can see no discrimination there…..Can you?

  261. 261
    A J Scott says:

    Guido, old friend: is there nothing you can do to stop all these weird nonsensical people putting up entries on your site? I understand about free speech and all that, but 90% of their stuff is irrelevant, stupid or worse.
    Maybe the curse of the Internet has come round? or Labour education policy is being proven successful?

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